Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two eighty two,
Speaker 1: Episode four of The Daily Zeitgeist. This is still a
Speaker 1: production of My Heart Radio. This is still the podcast
Speaker 1: where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.
Speaker 1: It is Thursday, April six, which is National Tartan Day.
Speaker 1: If you like that sort of version of that, you know,
Speaker 1: plaid look okay, if maybe it's National Teflon Day for
Speaker 1: your non stick cookware, National Carbo Popcorn Day, National Carbonada Day,
Speaker 1: and New Beer's eve a National Burrito Day apparently as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, National Carbonara. If my mother had wheels, she
Speaker 1: would be a bicycle, as that famous internet clip goes
Speaker 1: where they were making pasta carbonara on TV in England. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I am Miles Gray, aka I got I got I
Speaker 1: got I got Andrew T, got Andrew T, SI queets
Speaker 1: in DNA. I got centrifused and pipe and two straight
Speaker 1: illus straight from UCLA. I want nothing more than two
Speaker 1: bankrupt that twenty three m a okay, shout out to
Speaker 1: ghost space I'm sorry growth space Killer on the discord,
Speaker 1: ghost space Kill rote that for you, gross gross space
Speaker 1: Killer wrote that one for me because he heard Andrew
Speaker 1: T on the podcast, and we were talking about his
Speaker 1: new side hustle, which is him just bootleg sequencing people's
Speaker 1: DNA at his house. So look, if you want your
Speaker 1: DNA sequence by Andrew T, send in your samples. Because
Speaker 1: it sounds like he's gaining momentum. We might go half
Speaker 1: on the centrifuge to actually begin doing our own Jankie
Speaker 1: twenty three met so you know, look out for that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I am thrilled to be joined by a fantastic comedian, writer, host, podcaster,
Speaker 1: or producer, voiceover artist, the actor, multi hyphenid. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many other things to add, you know, the
Speaker 1: true son of Chicago, if I may say so myself,
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the microphone, mister Jackies. Now ye falling
Speaker 1: and now he love with Mars and Jackies. Never side
Speaker 1: guys with someone like Mars and Jackies. What niggas we back?
Speaker 1: We back? Just I love me some jack, I love
Speaker 1: me some Jack. But damn it feels good to have
Speaker 1: the coloreds back on the daily site. Guys. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: back again. Oh my god, I mean I love how
Speaker 1: you really hit that? My god? How do you bring
Speaker 1: me so much pleasure? Pleasure? Who you bring me so
Speaker 1: much pain. You know what's funny about that song? Man?
Speaker 1: It was such a sad song and everybody just wanted
Speaker 1: to fuck Alicia Keys after singing that sat I mean
Speaker 1: songs in a minor. That's fucking God. That album is
Speaker 1: fu wild oh man. So that other one girlfriend is
Speaker 1: also one of my favorite tracks on that too, because
Speaker 1: I was a little ODB sample you who love it?
Speaker 1: God love it. Shout out to Alicia Keys. I just
Speaker 1: found out her real name is Alicia jay Aguello Cook
Speaker 1: what I like. We love you show, we love you.
Speaker 1: Please come back on the show. I know you're almost on,
Speaker 1: and then you walked off because you heard Jack and
Speaker 1: I do the intro and you're like, I don't have
Speaker 1: time for nonsense, but please come back. We are professional anyway, Jackies,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to joined by another multi hyphen in
Speaker 1: I'll say, yes, what I guess the real question is
Speaker 1: what doesn't this person do? This person has been in
Speaker 1: I would say pretty much any TV show of consequence
Speaker 1: over the last you know, in the modern era. I can.
Speaker 1: I can say that pretty confidently because every time I
Speaker 1: watch someone like wait, hold on and I text her
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh yeah, it doesn't me. We know
Speaker 1: she's also a fantastic comedian. She's also a wonderful host.
Speaker 1: You probably know her podcast Will You Accept This Rose,
Speaker 1: But she's also got a new one, a new joint
Speaker 1: called No Autographs Please. It's a new comedy improv show
Speaker 1: over here at iHeart with her and mister Bryan Staffee. Okay,
Speaker 1: And now she's got something else coming up, Jackies, which
Speaker 1: actually relates to you. This April fifteenth, Tax Day in
Speaker 1: Brooklyn at the Bellhouse, there will be a live Will
Speaker 1: You Accept This Rose podcast show with not only jack Keys,
Speaker 1: but Michelle Collins and Margaret and Joe from the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of New Jersey. Not Margaret Choe. Margaret and Joe
Speaker 1: from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, New Jersey Please
Speaker 1: welcome to the microphone, Miss Arden, Marie, Helle and so
Speaker 1: basically with Margaret, Joe and Margaret Choe. Would it be
Speaker 1: if Margaret Chow was a new cast member fighting with
Speaker 1: Teresa on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Wow, I would
Speaker 1: watch it. I would watch it too. I would not
Speaker 1: be mad at I will watch it. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: New Housewives of New Jersey in a minute. But Teresa
Speaker 1: is she still Judici or does she have like a
Speaker 1: maiden name or what's her because she's got you guys,
Speaker 1: but she just know she just got married. She got married. Uh,
Speaker 1: she got married to a gentleman. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: would bet our Queen Anna would know if she's taken.
Speaker 1: I bet she has a new name, but for now
Speaker 1: she always gonna be Trees and judaicce to me, yeah,
Speaker 1: and also am I am? I like extending too much
Speaker 1: respect for the Italian language by conrd Judici. I used
Speaker 1: to say Judic and then I I every time I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, I used to say Judici. I feel
Speaker 1: like someone said it on the show like properly. I
Speaker 1: know they always said judea Ice, like Joe Judace or whatever,
Speaker 1: But then I heard someone say Judici or whatever, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I've heard Joe Judais. I always feel
Speaker 1: like I'm saying it wrong either way. I want to
Speaker 1: say Jude DJ but I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: because of Joe Judai is Jude? I think it's Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's a very like Ellis Island way
Speaker 1: of pronouncing an Italian name, Like what is that judea Ice?
Speaker 1: There you go Anthony and j Clay. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, you're right, You're right. I mean I
Speaker 1: happened to my friend who was growing up. Her last
Speaker 1: name she was, her mom's name was Tammy Tim mcguinney.
Speaker 1: And then like in her twenties, she was like, it's
Speaker 1: Timid Jeanie. You know what I mean. It's like, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: the Tim mcguinny. It's Timid Jeanie, like he got you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I'll say this, man. You know, we'd
Speaker 1: be out here mispronouncing names all the time. My name
Speaker 1: gets mispronounced. Uh. It's very funny though, because you know,
Speaker 1: we're generally white people. It's your last names that we'd
Speaker 1: be fucking up. You know, we can't say your last names, y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all last names, the heritage. Just where y'all come from.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it's from mine, Black people, it's
Speaker 1: our first name, ye, my last name. Nobody. It looks
Speaker 1: like Myron or Miron, but it's marine. You said it
Speaker 1: is Marie allegedly. I mean, who knows. It's like drunk Vikings.
Speaker 1: I don't know who is to be any Swedish Swedish, Wow,
Speaker 1: Swedish my name is Jacquise, but nobody, everybody in mine,
Speaker 1: everybody in my family is too lazy to put all
Speaker 1: that should use you on it. So what do they
Speaker 1: call you? They just call me Jacquies. They don't put like,
Speaker 1: they don't put like that, they don't put like the Jacquis.
Speaker 1: They'll put the they on there. I want to say
Speaker 1: that Jacquise was a guest yesterday on No Autographs Please.
Speaker 1: He came and play with us with Brian and he
Speaker 1: was so fun. You got to come to do it,
Speaker 1: mild It's a really fun improvis I'm Jackie Jacque Jacques kiss,
Speaker 1: a gifted improviser. I fuck around, but you know, I look,
Speaker 1: I'll try my best. You know, I will never turn
Speaker 1: down off with you. Ryan. I've done live shows with
Speaker 1: you where you've been improvising and you yeah, man, you
Speaker 1: know what the problem is. And this is so funny.
Speaker 1: This goes back to like my own La comedy scene
Speaker 1: shit like of trying get trying to get into UCB
Speaker 1: when there was an artistic director that I did not
Speaker 1: fuck with and apparently didn't with me. Yeah, basically from there,
Speaker 1: I grew up. I got big. I became frustrated with
Speaker 1: improv and I turned my back after having an audition
Speaker 1: multiple times and getting so much encouragement from the other
Speaker 1: people of color at the theater, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm off this and that. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: an improviser, but we all we all have some more
Speaker 1: feels like yeah, I think because I wasn't like an official,
Speaker 1: like I feel the same. I've played with you. You are,
Speaker 1: like you are an increcredible improviser. You would kill this
Speaker 1: for real, Like because you didn't get picked by somebody
Speaker 1: Like that is such bullshit, because the guy even when
Speaker 1: I was a bad TV every summer because I was
Speaker 1: an official Second City or I wasn't a groundling or whatever,
Speaker 1: like I would still go take fucking classes every summer
Speaker 1: at Ucber Groundlings somehow that like in my brain just
Speaker 1: to prove I was enough. And at a certain point,
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, you got the job, and all these
Speaker 1: like you got it. There's like eight sketch, there's eight
Speaker 1: there's like for like ladies, there was like six jobs
Speaker 1: in America. You got one of them. Like when is
Speaker 1: it enough? When like so you're not officially that like
Speaker 1: just trust that what you're doing is enough Miles, You're
Speaker 1: an amazing improviser. Care and you're gonna come play with us. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna come play with each other in accents. Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: give me a wig, and I'm back in that. I'm
Speaker 1: back on that groundling stage before before we jump, before
Speaker 1: we jump more. You know, listen, Dad is gone, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna go off the rails all the site Geist fans.
Speaker 1: I just want to say this, Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to say this all right, because you know, like a
Speaker 1: lot of times, we be saving all of the things
Speaker 1: we want to promote at the end. By the time
Speaker 1: we know what y'all doing. Y'all, y'all tuned out, you
Speaker 1: get out. The actually have fantastic completion rates on this podcast,
Speaker 1: do you. Yeah, we really done. Yeah. Maybe they can
Speaker 1: teach me a thing or two about completing, Okay, Me
Speaker 1: and Arden. First of all, I want to say April
Speaker 1: fourteenth as well. Oh, yes, fourteen, you have your show
Speaker 1: a Union Hall, which is gonna be so fun at
Speaker 1: Union Hall. Yes. And then April fifteenth, yeah, me, you
Speaker 1: Michelle Collins, Anna Anna, Doctor Anna Bananna, Adrianna, Yes, Tanna,
Speaker 1: Brian Safie, Brian Safee. We have Margaret and Joe from
Speaker 1: her Housewives in New Jersey and Mike Karanza. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: well you accept this Rose tickets to local if you
Speaker 1: listens like gang, if y'all don't get y'all asses, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be there's here's what's fun about it too, because
Speaker 1: we're not and you don't literally don't even a lot
Speaker 1: of our listeners don't even watch The Bachelor, Like it's
Speaker 1: sort of like a loose frame for like comedians to
Speaker 1: go play with each other and real and real housewives
Speaker 1: to go play with each other. And you we're not
Speaker 1: even in season. You cannot possibly even be behind. It's
Speaker 1: a fun comedy show. It's at seven pm, it's in
Speaker 1: New York, so you can just go. It's like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: You can still have your thing. But Jakis has agreed,
Speaker 1: Jacquis has agreed to let us. We're going to do
Speaker 1: treat him like the Bachelor. Oh, and he's gonna hand
Speaker 1: up a Roses, a first impressed Rose. We're gonna bring
Speaker 1: some gals up from the audience and we're gonna conduct.
Speaker 1: We're gonna like let jacquies and we're gonna let Margaret,
Speaker 1: Joe and Michelle Collins pick who they think the best
Speaker 1: lady is, and then ultimately they can be the like
Speaker 1: like hometowns and his family and then but we're gonna
Speaker 1: pick a gal for Jackie drink together. Hey, New York Galdam,
Speaker 1: you heard the news. You could have a drink with
Speaker 1: Jacqui's Neil if you play. If you know how to
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Speaker 1: Rose podcast dot Vodka because literally we built the whole
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Speaker 1: to trash them, but they were like, oh, we didn't
Speaker 1: secure it. We got rose podcast dot com. They're like,
Speaker 1: we didn't secure it, but rose podcast dot vodka is available,
Speaker 1: and we were like, why didn't you lead with that?
Speaker 1: We would have bought that immediately. Well, before we get
Speaker 1: into more vodka talk, let's tell people what we are
Speaker 1: talking about on the show. First up, good News and
Speaker 1: Wisconsin because extremism took another l in their Supreme Court race,
Speaker 1: so we'll talk about that. Then we'll take it over
Speaker 1: to the wonderful windy city of Chicago, where they just
Speaker 1: had their mayoral election and Brandon Johnson hold one out
Speaker 1: against the beloved pick of the wealthy, mister Paul Vaias.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that race and why I remember who.
Speaker 1: We're smiling about that, But also we'll have to talk
Speaker 1: about kid Rock freaking out about bud Light, because that's
Speaker 1: the latest conservative freak out where they don't understand that
Speaker 1: if you want to boycott something, don't buy the fucking
Speaker 1: product to destroy it. You absolute melt. Anyway, that's what
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about. Before we get into all that,
Speaker 1: we gotta ask you, Arden, what's something from your search
Speaker 1: history that's revealing about who you are? Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for asking. I was actually with Anna last night
Speaker 1: and I pulled up with my last day history and
Speaker 1: we feel like this really kind of like just summed
Speaker 1: it up for me. I had typed into my Google
Speaker 1: search history. Who is Jerry? I don't even think I'm
Speaker 1: saying his right name right? Who is Girard Piquet's new girlfriend? Oh,
Speaker 1: Gerard Piquet, Yes, Shakira's ex husband, Shakira's ex husband. I
Speaker 1: googled who is his new girlfriend? Who he like cheat with?
Speaker 1: On Shikira? Wow? How could you? How is Shakira not enough?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Have you heard you saw the latest
Speaker 1: thing about how his dad is evicting her and her
Speaker 1: and the two kids from their house in Barcelona? No,
Speaker 1: I do know that his dad yo want PK is like,
Speaker 1: y'all need to get the fuck out of this house.
Speaker 1: And she's like, and she left him. I think, what's
Speaker 1: in Miami? Well? I knew she left, and I knew
Speaker 1: she thanked the people of like frolicking in the sea
Speaker 1: and da da da da da. And I knew she
Speaker 1: took the hips like those are your grandchildren? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know that's how that's how much he went with
Speaker 1: the son. He's like, I don't care if he cheated
Speaker 1: on you, dude, y'all. The new girlfriend went and screamed
Speaker 1: at a reporter on air. Did you see that? She
Speaker 1: was like she like busted into an interview and like
Speaker 1: screamed at a reporter on air, sort of like a
Speaker 1: don't you know who I am? Situation? It was pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: So that was a search that just shows you the
Speaker 1: kind of heavy hitting things that I looked up late
Speaker 1: at nights. I got protective her hips don't lie her hips,
Speaker 1: don't lie. Don't husband? Does you know her husband does? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: What if some of you think is overrated, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for asking. I think going to bed early
Speaker 1: is overrated. I get it, I know. Yeah. I just
Speaker 1: feel like it's fun at night. I feel genetically. I'm
Speaker 1: happier at night. I'm in a good mood. I don't
Speaker 1: care how tired I am, all of a sudden like
Speaker 1: sky's limit, the world's my oyster like energy. I feel good,
Speaker 1: I feel happy. I'm kind of a rascal like I
Speaker 1: don't want to go to bed right I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a night owl. I'm a night I hate the morning
Speaker 1: me too. So look when when you come to this
Speaker 1: show in New York at seven pm? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at Prime Energy, baby, dude, Prime y'all
Speaker 1: y'all think y'all think I got energy? Now let me
Speaker 1: tell y'all, well, record this ship out eleven thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, all right, I'm tired as fuck right now.
Speaker 1: But if we record, if we recording the ship as
Speaker 1: seven pm, we just like I just got a good
Speaker 1: night's sleep. I was just waking about to start my
Speaker 1: whole day, you know. And Jackies and I. We're both
Speaker 1: two night olls. We've never hung out at night. We
Speaker 1: like each other. I'm just gonna say, I like to
Speaker 1: keep girl. I like Arden, and I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: playing that Houdini album on Blast. The Freaks Calm out
Speaker 1: at Night, The Freakes Calm out at Night. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is what we're gonna be flying. That is what we're
Speaker 1: gonna that. That in Mysticals, and we're gonna play that.
Speaker 1: And they wenna also play Mysticals Danger. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what we're gonna play. You know, Mystical these days, you
Speaker 1: know he's been hum in a lot of trouble. I
Speaker 1: know we can't play you know, listen, you know everybody
Speaker 1: Saystical is gonna be there, plastical. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be so literally, I cannot wait to treat
Speaker 1: you like the royalty that you are. You should be
Speaker 1: the battler. I cannot wait, because you know what, New
Speaker 1: York Cities they've got some hot girls. They got cool,
Speaker 1: like all different, like they got art sea growls, they
Speaker 1: got kind of like put together business girls. We're gonna fashion.
Speaker 1: You've got like, you know, like somebody in a band,
Speaker 1: Like I cannot wait to see who's showing up. I
Speaker 1: don't care if you watch the bouts or not. To
Speaker 1: get a chance, We're gonna do a proper like little
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. We might do a pheromone test where
Speaker 1: we blindfold of Jacques and he smells and he's like,
Speaker 1: who does he chemically react to? That's fine, my gosh,
Speaker 1: let's please do that. People. Yeah, what's your favorite perfume?
Speaker 1: You know? Help? That was confusing? Yeah, what's your favorite perfume?
Speaker 1: What's this? What's the real scent you like? What's your
Speaker 1: people doubt about themselves? And I'm gonna tell you I
Speaker 1: won't be real with you. I only know smells by
Speaker 1: girls names. Oh you smell like Oh, you smell like
Speaker 1: so and so? Right, right, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: ever know the perfume. But what about a vibe you like?
Speaker 1: You like an open like I like a little I
Speaker 1: like a little like a little like a little flowery
Speaker 1: like floral, flowery, floral, just like a little floral, fresh,
Speaker 1: like a fresh summer light fresh. I can't I cannot
Speaker 1: wait to blindfold you and have you smell the women
Speaker 1: of your city with consent for everybody. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: a little oh Man, so fun. Cannot wait. We'll have
Speaker 1: roses to hand out. I remember, like a true Millennia.
Speaker 1: I remember when Angel was the perfume and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Angel whatnot? Now you know, I don't listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know the names of them either. Yeah, if you,
Speaker 1: if you will, if you want to see how basic
Speaker 1: I am. If anybody come out with some love spell, okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I hope somebody shows up with love spell.
Speaker 1: That would make our lives would be complete if women
Speaker 1: just come the whole because Bellhouse is a really high ceiling.
Speaker 1: If just reeks of love spell, we will know. New
Speaker 1: York City is Horney for I Love. If you come
Speaker 1: for the love spell or bassive body work for Apple splash,
Speaker 1: you know you're for it, warm vanilla sugar. As I say,
Speaker 1: what if something you think is underrated? Artist, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for asking. I feel like being a good
Speaker 1: party host is underrated, Like there's it. I take throwing
Speaker 1: a party seriously, like I know, I'll say this before
Speaker 1: you before you go. I will, I will underscore underlying coast.
Speaker 1: I think anybody who has been to Arden's house for
Speaker 1: a party will say, yeah, you don't fuck around when
Speaker 1: you when you host a party. So I will give
Speaker 1: you that on it right now. I say, yes, I
Speaker 1: agree with wherever you're going. I just want to let
Speaker 1: the audience though. This is not a lie. I throw
Speaker 1: a kick gass party. M she does. I throw one
Speaker 1: a year. Here's the thing. I actually had a therapist
Speaker 1: back in the day who helped me. She was like, look, bitch,
Speaker 1: nobody at the end of the day. You got to
Speaker 1: be a relaxed host. So the second the first guest
Speaker 1: shows up, you're done. And you've got to be a
Speaker 1: guest at your own party and just trust that people
Speaker 1: are adults and that so I literally, I also don't
Speaker 1: believe to me, I don't. I'm not a bartender gal.
Speaker 1: I like an elegant, elevated house party. I put out
Speaker 1: all the alcohol anybody could want. So whether you're sober
Speaker 1: and trying to hide that you're sober, you mean you
Speaker 1: want to make a little like at like you know,
Speaker 1: a little seltzer water with some bitters or whatever, or
Speaker 1: if you're like, I'm gonna drink all of the alcohol
Speaker 1: in most ails, I don't care, but I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit. Build yeah, and then you have some great
Speaker 1: tacos that you'll always you gotta have great snack. Oh guisados, Yah,
Speaker 1: let's not be let's not look around. Well I know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I'm here for the guisatos guisados. Then
Speaker 1: I also have to say, it's got to look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: And again it can even just be from Trader Joe's flowers.
Speaker 1: Most of my flowers, like, make it look beautiful. Hide
Speaker 1: anything you don't want stolen or broken. You hide it,
Speaker 1: and then after that break or steal whatever you want
Speaker 1: in my house. I don't care. I don't care. If okay, good,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll be like, okay, if it's not hidden,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Literally happen. You got a nice TV
Speaker 1: already nice TV. I literally don't give a shit. Take
Speaker 1: it if it's nuts, if it's nut, walked away with
Speaker 1: the cats. Take I don't give a shit. There you
Speaker 1: need a little area, so like we got some shy guys,
Speaker 1: they can go like, I put little smoker section outside.
Speaker 1: I like, I will leave like cigarette, don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: Who wants to smoke everything? Don't judge them through in
Speaker 1: the smoking section, you know. And then I hire a
Speaker 1: DJ and I clear out my living room, and you
Speaker 1: don't have to. There's different things to find. You gotta
Speaker 1: everybody needs an activity. But also let the shy people
Speaker 1: go hide in the corner if they want. Like if
Speaker 1: your guests alone, they're adults, they can do whatever they
Speaker 1: want and just let them have at it. And like
Speaker 1: I always say an end time, even though it's not
Speaker 1: really and end time, but I say it to make
Speaker 1: people actually feel like they gotta come, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like, okay, it ends really hads it
Speaker 1: like too, I say like seven to eleven so that
Speaker 1: people actually show up by l ten thirty right right, right,
Speaker 1: let go. I love these tips. Yeah, as someone who
Speaker 1: had a wedding in the last year, that was the
Speaker 1: best advice I got because I'm very much like a
Speaker 1: people pleaser type personality. And they were like I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking stress. And I remember like my cousin
Speaker 1: in law or whatever, it was like, man, you gotta
Speaker 1: like you can need to be a guest at this ship.
Speaker 1: Don't be like you need to stop being a host.
Speaker 1: You need to be a guest right now. And that
Speaker 1: little sentence completely flip the switch in my brain and
Speaker 1: I was basically out of my wedding suit and in
Speaker 1: a you know, shorts in a jersey within ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I love it because it's also like if you're so
Speaker 1: worried about because I get so anxious if somebody doesn't
Speaker 1: know someone, like are they going to be okay? And
Speaker 1: just trusting that, Like they're adults, they've all been to parties.
Speaker 1: There's enough little things that they can keep up moving
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I try to have assholes on
Speaker 1: my life, so like anybody they talk to is gonna
Speaker 1: be fun and cool. Absolutely, Yeah, you know you're taking
Speaker 1: care of love Martin mariness House. Yeah, there's my underrated thing.
Speaker 1: I love a party. You don't have to do it
Speaker 1: a lot, but like just leave your guests alone. And
Speaker 1: also you know it's going late because she is a
Speaker 1: motherfucking night owl. Thank you. Oh by the way, I
Speaker 1: also leave flowers for all my neighbors in a note
Speaker 1: and I warn them in advance it's gonna be loud,
Speaker 1: and I kind of free, I sort of. I just
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't leave my number for them to
Speaker 1: like text me to shut it up, but I leave
Speaker 1: them like a again, just Trader Joe's like Roses. It's
Speaker 1: six bucks. Yeah, I like, hey, but here's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: ri ip to your sense of tranquility, but your are
Speaker 1: the flowers. Just so you know, please don't bother me.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back to talk about some news right after this,
Speaker 1: and we're back, and extremism has taken another loss in
Speaker 1: the state of Wisconsin. Judge Janet Proto Sawick. I believe
Speaker 1: that's how we say her name, but forgive me if
Speaker 1: I mispronounced it. One her state Supreme Court election, and
Speaker 1: basically now the state Supreme Court in Wisconsin has a
Speaker 1: four to three liberal majority, which is very good news,
Speaker 1: especially if you're somebody who values things like reproductive rights
Speaker 1: or voting rights, because Wisconsin has been Jerrymander to shit
Speaker 1: and with the hit job that the state legislature did
Speaker 1: to ensure that the Democratic governor Tony Evers had limited power,
Speaker 1: the shift in the Supreme Court is a substantial first
Speaker 1: step at addressing these issues. So that's a very very
Speaker 1: good sign, you know, just to give people some perspect
Speaker 1: if the state currently has like a pre Civil War
Speaker 1: abortion band like on their books, like one hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy three years old law, and then they tried three
Speaker 1: weeks ago to switch it up to make it seem
Speaker 1: like not completely fucked up and inhumane in a bill
Speaker 1: that was written in eighteen forty nine, like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can make exceptions for like rape, incest or the
Speaker 1: health of the mother, and so maybe you guys don't
Speaker 1: need to pay attention to the Supreme Court race so
Speaker 1: much because you know, we're we're less vile. Turns out,
Speaker 1: the people of Wisconsin were not fooled, and they came
Speaker 1: out in full force, and forty million dollars was spent
Speaker 1: on this race. Forty million dollars on a state Supreme
Speaker 1: court race. That's about eight episodes of Friends worth of
Speaker 1: actor pay to put in perspective, Okay, if they were
Speaker 1: making a million episode to five of them or whatever,
Speaker 1: oh six, yeah, yeah, okay, look for inflation, we'll just
Speaker 1: we'll call it what it is. But yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: amount of money. So thanks to as solid turnout from
Speaker 1: young people and other residents that fully understood the stakes,
Speaker 1: here the Republican freak of the week, Dan Kelly got smashed,
Speaker 1: and even better news, he lost in every single swing district,
Speaker 1: so you know, good news for people who, wow, that's amazing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good job Wisconsin. Yeah, I mean I think it's probably
Speaker 1: you know, having zero compassion for human beings, yeah that
Speaker 1: may need medical care is not that appealing of Yeah,
Speaker 1: but think yeah, I don't know not Yeah great, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, so we'll see what, you know, how this
Speaker 1: all plays out. But it sounds like, you know, the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court is set to hear an abortion case this
Speaker 1: month or later this month. So having that new majority
Speaker 1: was a very very good sign and hopefully will also
Speaker 1: can address these electoral maps because you know, there's places
Speaker 1: like Sheboygan where it's liberal, but they've carved that map
Speaker 1: up that basically says, y'all are never to find get
Speaker 1: a Democrat in here because we right, yeah, carved that
Speaker 1: map the fuck up. Yeah, I mean, it's it's a
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful thing to see in all these cities
Speaker 1: and states when there is a candidate that is progressive
Speaker 1: or an idea or an issue I should say, not
Speaker 1: an idea that is progressive or left or whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call it. I'd say in this case, these
Speaker 1: should be sent issues. But yeah, yeah, yeah, but something
Speaker 1: that's not outsane and yeah, outsane insane and outlanded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very It is nice to see you don't know,
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about Chicago soon. It's nice to
Speaker 1: see these people win and these issues like win and
Speaker 1: actually come out on top. And you know, it gives
Speaker 1: me some hope for the future that yeah, we need
Speaker 1: is need the right people. You need the right people
Speaker 1: the turnout and against all that cash. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean that it's so like that the right thing
Speaker 1: one is would feel it's really it is. You know,
Speaker 1: it's nice to have a little hope somewhere. The Republicans
Speaker 1: are doing a terrible job of just understanding where people
Speaker 1: are at because they're just so fixed on like we
Speaker 1: gotta preserve this like yeah Christian like f no nationalist
Speaker 1: state and that's what we're gonna keep selling people. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's only a limited supply of those people that you're
Speaker 1: gonna appeal to, so by going all in on this
Speaker 1: shit is not great at all. Yeah. In any way,
Speaker 1: her opponent and also Civil War ghost Dan Kelly, had
Speaker 1: this to say as he you know, conceded the race.
Speaker 1: Although I will warn you what he's about to say
Speaker 1: is very classy and upstanding. Oh my god, and it
Speaker 1: brings me no joy to say this. I wish that
Speaker 1: in a circumstance like this, I would be able to
Speaker 1: concede to a worthy opponent. Wow, but I do not
Speaker 1: have a worthy opponent to which I can concede. This
Speaker 1: was the most deeply deceitful, dishonorable, despicable campaign I have
Speaker 1: ever seen. Run drink up these tears, drink them up
Speaker 1: straight to the head. It was truly beneath contempt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Now I say this not because we did not prevail.
Speaker 1: I can't say this because of the rancid slanders that
Speaker 1: were launched against me. Okay, and by that they mean,
Speaker 1: you know, just quoting you, and you know, just taking
Speaker 1: it and doing an analysis of what your values are
Speaker 1: as a candid But anyway, go off, Daniel Kelly. And
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's the thing about that he's trash.
Speaker 1: Let's get that out the way. Sure, but you know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate because listen, we live in a world where
Speaker 1: in certain areas where you gotta be diplomatic because that's
Speaker 1: what's expected of you. I would be all force that
Speaker 1: might be like, you know, I'm man, fuck that nigga.
Speaker 1: I hate his ass. I'm mad he won. I wanted
Speaker 1: this ship. He sucks. Yeah he won. I could see
Speaker 1: else but fuck him, fuck him, and you know what
Speaker 1: I would I can't even be mad at I mean
Speaker 1: there's a difference. Yeah, it's it'd be I guess you
Speaker 1: could be like, yeah, I fine, be petty. But also
Speaker 1: when someone's just like going like the smears, like now
Speaker 1: you're lying in your version. It's just a transparently sore loser,
Speaker 1: which most people can identify with because we've all been
Speaker 1: children at one point. Yes, and you're like what, I
Speaker 1: don't like this happened, And people be like, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be deciding if people get healthcare, but you know,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. I think I think people
Speaker 1: saw that were like, holy shit, glad that wasn't the
Speaker 1: person that Yeah, exactly at all. Ye, sore loser is
Speaker 1: a thrilling thing to witness, especially a sore loser. This
Speaker 1: season on the Bachelor, when Christina Mandrel but she was
Speaker 1: like I wanted that rose, you know, like when her
Speaker 1: ends got the rose and I loved it. I didn't
Speaker 1: you because everybody wanted it. And she's the first person
Speaker 1: in history just to say I won that bro shit.
Speaker 1: But Mara was like, for no reason, now, they're just
Speaker 1: being a sore loser. I was like kind of here
Speaker 1: for her store loser, her open, not China, like for
Speaker 1: fake nice, like she was just pouting and I was
Speaker 1: here for it, right yeah, And I'll tell you this,
Speaker 1: and Myles, you'll you'll get this. I'm not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we've never talked about sports, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a sports fan or not.
Speaker 1: But Myles, I know you are. You'll get this. There
Speaker 1: is nothing that feels better when you won than a
Speaker 1: sore motherfucking Oh yeah, tell me, why tell me everything?
Speaker 1: Because it just because it just makes the wind feel
Speaker 1: that no sweeter. Yeah, they're basically telling you. They're like,
Speaker 1: you're so good and I fucking suck is a subtext.
Speaker 1: That's why I like. That's why I loved that Angel
Speaker 1: reeth shit and Caitlyn Clark, I love it. She hit
Speaker 1: her with that, and then every sore loser came out
Speaker 1: there like no she stole it from Tony ye yo,
Speaker 1: not John Cena anyway, but yeah, no, no that they
Speaker 1: see I like that. I like that you because you
Speaker 1: do feel that, like, oh you are vanquished, because if
Speaker 1: you weren't truly the vanquished, you would not go this
Speaker 1: far to express your pain. And that's and I will
Speaker 1: drink up those tears gladly. That's fun. I like that. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to the baby city of Chicago again.
Speaker 1: Just good news again. Two Democrats went head to head
Speaker 1: to take over the office that the first openly gay
Speaker 1: and black woman, Laurie Lightfoot held and as the mayor
Speaker 1: of Chicago. Uh, and there's Paul. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's Vaus or Vallis. You know, I'm I'm Vallas. I'm
Speaker 1: in LA. You know, I see that the AA and
Speaker 1: I go Vayas. But is Vallois, mister vas your vas
Speaker 1: Paul Vallis? H Yeah, you know he had too much
Speaker 1: malice in his heart because he was absolutely adored. Mister
Speaker 1: Paul Vallas was adored by the police. They loved his
Speaker 1: take on what he believed Chicago is or was, is
Speaker 1: that Chicago's a criminal hell escape and the only way
Speaker 1: through this is if we have nine million more cops
Speaker 1: on the streets and nine billion more dollars to pay
Speaker 1: them over time as they wish. He even got the
Speaker 1: co sign of the Fraternal Order of Police, the leader
Speaker 1: of which is fucking pro insurrection to speak, I'm understanding.
Speaker 1: So the pro insurrectionist police Fraternal Order of Police guy
Speaker 1: was like, we back Paul Vallas because he gets it.
Speaker 1: On the other side. Yeah, Brandon Johnson, it's a black man.
Speaker 1: He's a former social studies teacher and his endorsement comes
Speaker 1: from the teachers Union, which I think I'll take that
Speaker 1: over the police every fucking day. Yeah, but he is
Speaker 1: not so into the idea of giving cops money. In fact,
Speaker 1: he wants to. Now, his opponent tried to be like,
Speaker 1: he said, defund the police, which look, whatever, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: But Brandon Johnson he played it smart. He's like, I
Speaker 1: never said that. I just said we need to reevaluate
Speaker 1: the budgets and figure out if we're spending this money correctly.
Speaker 1: And I like the tack that he took because he's like, man,
Speaker 1: police are doing too much. You know, we gotta we gotta,
Speaker 1: we gotta help them out by giving them less money
Speaker 1: so we can put it into social services. And I
Speaker 1: like the subtext of what he was saying anyway, So
Speaker 1: he wants to give them less money so he can
Speaker 1: again you know, actually fund social programs and things that
Speaker 1: actually have a like a tangible effect on crime and
Speaker 1: things like that, and also obviously more money for schools, transportation, etc.
Speaker 1: He also wanted to tax the airlines, yikes, the wealthy,
Speaker 1: and the suburbs, because, as he puts it, you have
Speaker 1: too many people using the infrastructure of Chicago to make
Speaker 1: these super high wages that then leave the city where
Speaker 1: they go back to their wealthy suburbs that are all
Speaker 1: we are already properly like financed through taxes. So they're like, say,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we need to figure this all out,
Speaker 1: because I can't. You can't just be tape bleeding all
Speaker 1: this money out of the city when it really should
Speaker 1: be going back into the city. So a lot of
Speaker 1: people and initially when it was the when Lori Lightfoot
Speaker 1: lost her reelection bid, he was down fifteen points against
Speaker 1: Vallis and the polling did not look like he was
Speaker 1: in his favor. My man pulled it out. Wow, I
Speaker 1: pulled it out. It's a beautiful thing. Man. As now, listen,
Speaker 1: I will preface what I'm going to say with I
Speaker 1: have not lived in Chicago since two thousand and twelve,
Speaker 1: so almost eleven years now, and there are people who
Speaker 1: are on the ground who know more about the Chicago
Speaker 1: politics and scenes than I do right now, just because
Speaker 1: I it's not my home anymore, but I still care
Speaker 1: about it deeply. I still have family there. I still
Speaker 1: love my city. I remember Paul Vallas when when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, he was his name was on every
Speaker 1: Chicago Public schools letterhead. It was on in every school
Speaker 1: like it's it's name recognition, baby, So like that was
Speaker 1: the thing, you know, like all my grandparents, my aunt's,
Speaker 1: all my old ass cousins, they was like, oh, Paul Vallas,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're we know that name right because we
Speaker 1: send our kids to Chicago Public School CPS, and and
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of like for those who live
Speaker 1: in La may notice, it was kind of like the
Speaker 1: Rick Caruso thing where it was his name recognition. But
Speaker 1: this motherfucker is not really a Democrat, you know, not
Speaker 1: in the same way that we would associate that, especially nowadays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the second black male president president mayor that
Speaker 1: Chicago's has since Harold Washington, which is a very big
Speaker 1: name in Chicago and black culture. We loved Harold Washington,
Speaker 1: and I'm very happy for Brandon Johnson. I think it's
Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. I'm happy for his issues where he stands.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that another black person is in that I'm
Speaker 1: happy that for the first time and that I know of.
Speaker 1: Maybe some nerd knows more than I do in Chicago,
Speaker 1: but for the first time that I know of, this
Speaker 1: is the first black to black mayor that we've ever
Speaker 1: had in Chicago. It's a great thing. It's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for that city because it's still home.
Speaker 1: I still love it. It's still in my heart. I
Speaker 1: still would live in Chicago at some point in my
Speaker 1: life from May to September. But like, here's one thing
Speaker 1: that I want to say, here's one thing that I
Speaker 1: want to say to for Brandon Johnson and his supporters
Speaker 1: and where we are. And this is a larger issue.
Speaker 1: So if you're not in Chicago, I think this is
Speaker 1: relevant to you as well. If you are on the
Speaker 1: progressive side or you know you you fight for progress.
Speaker 1: The thing about progress is it is always progressing, right, So, like,
Speaker 1: so what that means is that and and this happens
Speaker 1: a lot with black people. This happens a lot with
Speaker 1: black progressives because you know we still live in a
Speaker 1: very white world. You have to allow progressives the space
Speaker 1: to still progress, right, which means that if in a
Speaker 1: year from now, because we are progressing, our ideas and
Speaker 1: our issues progress in change, that we know, we don't
Speaker 1: now say Brandon Johnson ain't doing shit, all right, because
Speaker 1: then that's the issue we run into where you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, let this man actually go. And people
Speaker 1: don't let black people grow, People don't let black politicians grow.
Speaker 1: People turn on black politicians way quicker than they turn
Speaker 1: on white politicians. And when I say people, I mean
Speaker 1: all you motherfucking leftists and progressives and everybody, and which
Speaker 1: I consider myself one as well, Right, y'all turn on
Speaker 1: black people and people a color way quicker than you
Speaker 1: turn on other motherfuckers. And if you don't believe that,
Speaker 1: look inside yourself because you're full of shit. But like,
Speaker 1: we gotta allow this man to actually do the job,
Speaker 1: and we gotta allow this man's space to fail. And
Speaker 1: we got to allow this man space to grow, and
Speaker 1: we got to allow this man space to progress as
Speaker 1: we progress, and we got to allow this man the
Speaker 1: grace to know, like we may not agree with him
Speaker 1: on every issue. But that's okay because he is fighting
Speaker 1: in the interest of the people of Chicago for the
Speaker 1: better of Chicago. And as long as we were remember
Speaker 1: that and we allow this man the space to do
Speaker 1: his job and we keep him honest. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: we don't ever criticize the dude, or you don't ever
Speaker 1: criticize him. Not saying that. I'm just saying, don't in
Speaker 1: two years from now and be like, this motherfucker ain't
Speaker 1: even progressive unless he proves not to be right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like a lot of these conversations are nuanced, right, So
Speaker 1: if you're taking off all this in black and white,
Speaker 1: that's your problem. But like, I want to make sure
Speaker 1: that you know the people of Chicago who voted for
Speaker 1: this dude, especially if you're a white person, you don't
Speaker 1: have a short fuse for what this man is trying
Speaker 1: to accomplish in this city. Because I do believe he's
Speaker 1: going to do some great I do believe that in
Speaker 1: the name of Harold Washington, he may be the next
Speaker 1: great mayor. And man, we don't have the daily machine
Speaker 1: to you know, come back into Chicago. This could be
Speaker 1: truly the start of a beauty full error in the
Speaker 1: city where we have something to be proud of with
Speaker 1: our politicians, or at least our top politicians. So I'm
Speaker 1: happy for the dude. I wish him nothing but the best.
Speaker 1: I love my city. I'm proud of y'all, and god
Speaker 1: speed to Brandon Johnson in Chicago. Man, I mean well said,
Speaker 1: I mean, he himself said. Even in his speech as
Speaker 1: he you know, he was, you know, patting himself on
Speaker 1: the back. He's like, look, if you didn't vote for me,
Speaker 1: He's like, I want you to know. He's like, I
Speaker 1: give a fuck about you. He's like, because the way
Speaker 1: I look at it is that this is something that
Speaker 1: affects every Chicago and as mayor, that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do is make things better and safer for people there.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you gotta let people cook at a certain point. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, some people do reveal themselves all too often
Speaker 1: to be progressive on the campaign trail. Then they fucking
Speaker 1: swear in and then they're like, right back to the bullshit.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I think for how you know, sort
Speaker 1: of direct he was during the campaign. He wasn't speaking
Speaker 1: like someone who was always quite triangulating, and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe he was, but from the few things I saw,
Speaker 1: I saw someone who seemed pretty since here and yeah,
Speaker 1: despite again, like you know, his platform of saying less
Speaker 1: cop money and tax the wealthy, you know, the like
Speaker 1: the polls reflected this feeling at first where people are like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where a lot of wealthy people are like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're all in for Vallis. And he still pulled it
Speaker 1: off despite Valles being flushed with cash. Great news and
Speaker 1: also too, what is even better is that guy from
Speaker 1: the Fraternal Order of Police or Chicago was like, if
Speaker 1: you fucking elect Brandon Johnson, yeah, you are gonna have
Speaker 1: a mass exodus of like a thousand, eight hundred to
Speaker 1: a thousand officers are gonna fucking leave if you if
Speaker 1: you guys elect this guy, yeah yeah, And then Chicago
Speaker 1: said hold my beer and Myles hot Dog Okay, because
Speaker 1: we did it. Those are the we don't want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if anybody gonna leave, those are people want anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 1: they've credit to cut you off hard. No, no, I was,
Speaker 1: it's just even what you were saying. I'm one of
Speaker 1: my good friends. Is has been in public office and
Speaker 1: a very liberal city, and she's a very progressive person
Speaker 1: and is kind of a high level and it's just
Speaker 1: even allowing people the grace of like the time of
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of things she wants to do
Speaker 1: that just the mechanics of what the machine is. It's
Speaker 1: like you still have to like go through this system.
Speaker 1: Like it's still hard to get like like what she
Speaker 1: wants to do, and like the mechanics of actually executing
Speaker 1: it are like it's still you're still dealing with an
Speaker 1: infrastructure of like having to kind of like to get
Speaker 1: like work with people that are already there to get
Speaker 1: it going, you know. So offends Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: that's why most people find themselves in a position where
Speaker 1: they're up against the status quo and realize how difficult
Speaker 1: it is and then end up kind of folding. So, hey,
Speaker 1: keep your heads up and hopefully we will see, you know,
Speaker 1: some some good things come out out. The one last
Speaker 1: thing I'll say to that to that point is be
Speaker 1: happy and sell a break and definitely, you know, clap
Speaker 1: your hands for when he does things that you want
Speaker 1: him to do. But in the times when you realize
Speaker 1: it's a little harder, and the times you realize, like, man,
Speaker 1: he may not be able to get shipped through. That's
Speaker 1: when you need to champion him more and be like, no,
Speaker 1: we support what he's trying to do, and anybody who
Speaker 1: isn't letting him get through, whether it's Alderman or you know,
Speaker 1: state senator or whatever, take the motherfucker's out of office. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but surround him. Surround him with people who are going
Speaker 1: to be on the same path as him. Right, We're
Speaker 1: trying to do that. We're trying to do that in
Speaker 1: LA and it's very difficult, especially who are like, I'm
Speaker 1: not resigning even though you heard and you'd be racists ship. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: not gonna happen anyway. Oh, Jackie's you've just been announced
Speaker 1: as the deputy mayor of Chicago. Yeah, I know someone
Speaker 1: was going on behind the scenes. You know who I
Speaker 1: would be. I would be like Bernie Mack when he
Speaker 1: was a vice president of of Hannah State and Love.
Speaker 1: And they was like, so are you worried about Chris Rocks,
Speaker 1: like safety as the first black president? Was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because if they kill him, then I'm gonna be your president.
Speaker 1: All Right, We're gonna take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back to talk about some some fucking really
Speaker 1: effective protests from Kid Rock. We're gonna take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back, and we're back. And so is
Speaker 1: conservative outrage or just idiotic outrage At this point, it's
Speaker 1: just wild to think that anyone is complaining about bud
Speaker 1: Light for any other reason aside from it's just you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's a swill water. You know, bud light is
Speaker 1: not beer, Like I fuck with a bud Light, but
Speaker 1: it's because it's the easiest form of a fizzy drink
Speaker 1: that has a little bit of alcohol in it. I'm
Speaker 1: never like, that's a beer. I need a beer, I said,
Speaker 1: I need to make Yeah, throw me a bud Light anyway,
Speaker 1: But here we are. The outrage has continued. The company
Speaker 1: recently partnered with a trans TikTok influencer named Dylan mulvaney,
Speaker 1: and you can only guess what happened. The transphobes just
Speaker 1: came out in full force on social media. But the
Speaker 1: worst reaction of them all had to come from mister
Speaker 1: kiddeth Rock or kid Rock as you know him. He
Speaker 1: did a really cool I guess he made a viral
Speaker 1: video really just he was outraged, so you know what
Speaker 1: he did. He got his fucking machine gun out, and
Speaker 1: he got a bunch of cases of bud light while
Speaker 1: we're in a maga hat fucking you know, just fucking
Speaker 1: ripped through these cases of bud light. And basically this
Speaker 1: image of kid Rock with like an assault rifle backwards
Speaker 1: maga hat shooting at beer cans looks like if you're like, hey, Siri,
Speaker 1: show me a picture of America, because that's pretty much
Speaker 1: the image I think it would pull up. Is this nonsense?
Speaker 1: So the video because everyone's like, man, this is fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: you know, like people like a father of a Parkland
Speaker 1: victim was just like, hey, this is fucking really stupid,
Speaker 1: and it's just not even clever, and you're just you know,
Speaker 1: you're just contributing to more gun humping culture. This is fucked.
Speaker 1: And he ended it with fuck you in his tweet
Speaker 1: to even people who rightly pointed out that, like I
Speaker 1: said at the top of the show, if you're buying
Speaker 1: a product, even to fucking machine gun at the fuck up,
Speaker 1: you're still kind of doing the opposite of a boycott
Speaker 1: because you have given Anheuser Busch your money. Because this
Speaker 1: is something they still haven't quite figured out because they're
Speaker 1: just like I need to destroy this thing in effigy
Speaker 1: and that is how now you have learned. And again
Speaker 1: most other people point out there, like have you just
Speaker 1: been looking at bud light shit recently, because they have
Speaker 1: been doing pride based advertising since like the nineteen nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but again, know I'm not sure. Maybe he was you know,
Speaker 1: fucking up some empty bottles since the nineties, but I
Speaker 1: have no idea. And again, you know, they've been doing
Speaker 1: some kind of LGBTQ plus positive promotion, you know, like
Speaker 1: every few years. But it's weird because the cycle is
Speaker 1: the same, Like they do a promotion, the people get
Speaker 1: fucking outraised, and then they forget about it after presumably
Speaker 1: having like twelve to fifteen bud lights, and then we
Speaker 1: repeat this cycle. It's um, yeah, it's a It always
Speaker 1: cracks me up when it is very clear, like whenever,
Speaker 1: like you know, people on the left or voters on
Speaker 1: the left to protest or say we're not gonna do anything,
Speaker 1: like we straight up just don't like consume or give
Speaker 1: our money to it. Well, whenever people on or right
Speaker 1: say they go out and buy the ship, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, what are you doing you're still buying it,
Speaker 1: bro Like it makes no sense Democrats. Democrats to do
Speaker 1: this thing. They would be like, I'm boycotting Amazon and
Speaker 1: still be getting crime. They just burned the Prime box nobody,
Speaker 1: And then Republicans are like, I'm boycotting this by buying
Speaker 1: a ton of it wild and like yeah, then some
Speaker 1: people are actually principal. But it is so funny how
Speaker 1: this version is always like even when it's like like
Speaker 1: with Cure Egg or Nike, they're like, I just bought
Speaker 1: these snikey socks, but after hearing that they're with Kaepernick,
Speaker 1: they're going in the fire. You're like, if you really
Speaker 1: want to fuck them up, buy them secondhand, you know,
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's it's literally also like how much time
Speaker 1: do you have on your hands? Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean of like like that you've got this much
Speaker 1: free time you're going out of a way to buy
Speaker 1: the thing you're angry about. You're like, just you know
Speaker 1: that there's never any living let live at all, like jet,
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? What are you doing? It's
Speaker 1: it's just like, you know, this is the caveman brain
Speaker 1: of being like I'm angry at this, and yeah, the
Speaker 1: only way I know how to express my displeasure is
Speaker 1: to physically destroy it. Yeah, there's nothing else like you know,
Speaker 1: we should be doing. There's a pressure campaign on the
Speaker 1: bottling cup, like there's no if that's not a real
Speaker 1: fucking bo That's the thing is, it's not really based
Speaker 1: in real outrage that would motivate someone to you know,
Speaker 1: actually change their consumer choices. It's just like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: shoot that fucking thing and wild. That's where it has. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that form of expression in this country is all too common.
Speaker 1: But again, like just last year in Canada, bud Light
Speaker 1: had a bud Light Camp that was like a very
Speaker 1: you know, LGBTQ plus friendly like event that was meant
Speaker 1: to be like this whole summer camp that was like
Speaker 1: an ally focused adult camp that would had like you know,
Speaker 1: beach parties and drag brunch or something like that. Crickets
Speaker 1: where they didn't they fucking they didn't see that part.
Speaker 1: Before that, they had a commercial all about gay marriage,
Speaker 1: which did prompt some weird tweets from some chill bros
Speaker 1: who didn't want to hear Seth Rogan talk about how
Speaker 1: bud Light was down with gay marriage. But I mean okay,
Speaker 1: So again, some of these efforts to have been pretty
Speaker 1: bad too. I'm not here to pat Anheuser Busch on
Speaker 1: the back by any fucking means. Yeah. In twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: they had a rainbow colored bottle and they were slammed
Speaker 1: for this campaign that like with alongside this like rainbow
Speaker 1: colored bottle, it said LGBTQ, and it said let's grab
Speaker 1: beers tonight queens. No, no, no, I cannot sorry, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Let's grab beers tonight was sometimes I was sometimes I
Speaker 1: was more of the world was were like comedians because
Speaker 1: that shit is hysterical. I'm so okay that they're like
Speaker 1: it rode from test groups. They're like, let's go with that.
Speaker 1: That's cool, right. It was probably a bunch of assists,
Speaker 1: head dudes who were in those marketing meetings. That's the
Speaker 1: same way like when you get like, you know, Juneteenth
Speaker 1: like marketing where you're like, a black person had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with this advertising or this campaign somehow, and
Speaker 1: they're just let's grab beer to hey, dude, you know
Speaker 1: what else could stand for? Dude, Let's grab beers tonight queens.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, put that down. I didn't put that
Speaker 1: on every bus stop in the world. Let's grab beers tonight, queen.
Speaker 1: That sounds so natural. That's exactly, that's exactly what Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? It feels like good. I
Speaker 1: don't think I don't think there's any I don't think
Speaker 1: there's any lesbian or or anybody in LGBTQ that has
Speaker 1: ever said let's grab beers tonight. Queen. You're taking like
Speaker 1: like cis head dude culture and then just throwing queens
Speaker 1: on it to make it at the end be like, hey,
Speaker 1: grab beers tonight, queens. I cannot slaying say yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go get that mad puss tonight queen. Dude, yeah,
Speaker 1: queen hell yeah. Anyway, So then there were like ads
Speaker 1: in the early nineties which could have been groundbreaking or
Speaker 1: they featured like faceless like gay men, we just see
Speaker 1: two arms from behind, and despite some claims, they weren't
Speaker 1: part of a mainstream ad campaign but rather like printed
Speaker 1: as they say, quote only in the lesbian and gay
Speaker 1: print press. So not always the bravest, but like recently,
Speaker 1: bud Light's parent company, Anheuser Busch, was like the subject
Speaker 1: of also Pride weekend protests, like when the stonewall in
Speaker 1: announced they're going to be dumping their bud light in
Speaker 1: Stella reserves to call attention to the fact that Annheuser
Speaker 1: Busch donates to anti LGBTQ politicians. So kid, my man,
Speaker 1: they're doing the actual functional work of funding the fucking
Speaker 1: ghouls and goblins that are that have the votes to
Speaker 1: further dehumanize this community. But yeah, let's get mad at
Speaker 1: their collaborations with you know, TikTok influencers and then you
Speaker 1: know the donations, Like obviously they're still doing harm today.
Speaker 1: They include politicians like Tennessee's Mike Bell, who introduced the
Speaker 1: bill that teachers are quote not required to use a
Speaker 1: student's preferred pronoun when referring to that student if the
Speaker 1: preferred pronoun is not consistent with the student's biological sex.
Speaker 1: They're backing that guy. So wow, y'all are on the
Speaker 1: same team. What's really funny though, too, is like for
Speaker 1: all the outrage, you see a lot of these like
Speaker 1: outraiged fucking homophoes on like on social media being like
Speaker 1: that's it, man, I'm not drinking that anymore. I'm drinking
Speaker 1: Corona now or like whatever, like you know what, That's
Speaker 1: why I like my German beer, like you know, fucking
Speaker 1: grossh or I drink Parni the Italian beer or whatever
Speaker 1: I'm doing IPAs. Guess what, assholes, most of the fucking
Speaker 1: like beers that these people were saying they were switching
Speaker 1: to are owned by Anheuser Busch in Bev. Here's the
Speaker 1: thing about capitalism, my outraged people on the right, you
Speaker 1: don't have a choice. A lot of the time, you
Speaker 1: may think they're these different brands like que Mess or
Speaker 1: Fosters or Corona or Stella or hoo Garden or Left
Speaker 1: or Spotting or Gross or Bass or Movello Guests or
Speaker 1: ConA red Hook, all of these fucking beers are all.
Speaker 1: You gotta do some research, folks, if you're really trying
Speaker 1: to keep the money out of their pockets. Yeah, so rich.
Speaker 1: Which is why I don't which is why I don't
Speaker 1: boycott shit, because I'm just like, man, whatever, hey, homebody, whatever,
Speaker 1: how But honestly, like I couldn't be I would love
Speaker 1: to just like do a bunch of jobs that like
Speaker 1: I'm not qualified for, because I would just do the
Speaker 1: wildest shit that would probably not be good to do,
Speaker 1: but it would be funny to me. Like if I was.
Speaker 1: If I was in Hagel Bush, I would create a
Speaker 1: company that just said fuck bud Light and like all
Speaker 1: the shit that like people are on the right, yeah,
Speaker 1: like fuck, but like when you shoot these bottles, a
Speaker 1: big missed in the air grows up that says fuck
Speaker 1: everybody else who ain't on my side, and like be like,
Speaker 1: so buy this shit? Why they still don't know that
Speaker 1: they're just putting money back in my I would create
Speaker 1: shit for them. I would creation for them. You know
Speaker 1: how great it is to make a product that people
Speaker 1: ain't gonna consume, they just gonna buy. I would put
Speaker 1: piss in it. I would. I wouldn't put it. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even put anything in it. You ain't gonna take it.
Speaker 1: You need to hire Jackies. Jackies but Anheuser Busch. He
Speaker 1: is your new marketing man, coming up a new product. Money.
Speaker 1: He'll take your money. It's all good. Take your money, honey,
Speaker 1: put it in the shell company, you know, right, it's
Speaker 1: one of his LLC's and he will yeah, with your
Speaker 1: new campaign. Oh yeah, but yeah, I mean it is
Speaker 1: funny where and it's like, oh yeah, y'all think I'll
Speaker 1: have just It reminds me of that primaries during the
Speaker 1: presidential year too. It's like, can you think they're different?
Speaker 1: Guess what because come inauguration they're all singing from the
Speaker 1: same hymnal. But it is what it is. Arden, Marine,
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Speaker 1: and they build damns out of like household products in
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Speaker 1: given me the most pleasure in the past few months
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Speaker 1: those instincts. Yeah, it's fantastic. Jacquis, Jacqui, Jacquise Neil Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for helping co host today. Where
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Speaker 1: Like you know my head to walk like a block
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Speaker 1: on time, which means everybody was there and parked. Ye.
Speaker 1: Or is there any kind of work of social media
Speaker 1: that you're working with? You know? Uh, I am a
Speaker 1: very big fan of old songs that came out and
Speaker 1: like the twoth out when we were like younger that
Speaker 1: we would say we're still young, I mean yeah, but
Speaker 1: when we were younger, when we were younger, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know when we were younger that we used to
Speaker 1: throw ass too and like or you know, just the
Speaker 1: stupidest lyrics. We used to throw ass too, and you know,
Speaker 1: twerk and shit and juke. So here's a tweet from
Speaker 1: UH at doctor Jean Paul and he said, they said okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they said Chinky really said give me what you
Speaker 1: got for a pork chop and we danced to it
Speaker 1: smh and yeah, it's crazy. We used to dance. You
Speaker 1: remember City High Miles city hid what you do? You
Speaker 1: know what? We used to throw ass to that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know exactly. You know what's so funny with with
Speaker 1: my son being born. I was like, there was a
Speaker 1: moment where I had to put him down to like
Speaker 1: go like get something from outside or whatever, and he
Speaker 1: was crying and the lyrics of that song came back
Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, and I was really like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what would you do if your son was
Speaker 1: at home? Yeah, on that bedroom or because because hungry
Speaker 1: but you're out, you can do You're the only thing
Speaker 1: you could do. Sleep with the man for a little
Speaker 1: bit of because her daddy's gone in and out of lockdown,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm like, she left that child. It was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I knew what I was singing, buddy, I
Speaker 1: this is the thing and that I know. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: right there. Wow, I mean was really something else like
Speaker 1: Saint Louis was like just everything was the three, one four,
Speaker 1: up and down the aisle anyway. You can find me
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Speaker 1: find Jack and Iron our other podcast, Miles and Jack
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Speaker 1: We're post our episodes foot notes thank you jacque Keys,
Speaker 1: where we post all of the articles we talked about,
Speaker 1: including the song we are writing out on and the
Speaker 1: song we're writing out on. Let's just go out on
Speaker 1: a little bit of house music, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: The weekend is coming. We were just talking about parties.
Speaker 1: Just put some upbeat. This track is called people Ain't Dancing,
Speaker 1: and it's featuring Callow, who is this Nigerian born New
Speaker 1: York vocalist who's like got that like good sultry, like
Speaker 1: house music lyricists, vibe swag, you know, over like the
Speaker 1: house beats. And the artist is Bill and Ted and
Speaker 1: it's a pun name because it's b I L L
Speaker 1: E N Space TC Bill and Ted featuring Carlo People
Speaker 1: Ain't Dancing, Get your shoulders loose, get the honey in
Speaker 1: your hips, get your big toes shooting up in your
Speaker 1: boot to this one. As we get ready for the weekend. Again.
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