WEBVTT - Episode VIII: The Opening Ceremony 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:08.400 Ring, Rang, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring Ring. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.520 Oh no, I said six. Well, that is so messed 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:11.960 up of me. 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.160 On the night of my son's wedding on the night 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:20.079 before the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics in twenty twenty. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.880 Four, I've completely blown it. I said six rings when 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.120 this is famously two guys, five rings. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.000 Let's take it again, Yeah, let's take it again. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:38.040 Reddy ring Ring Ring Ring Lang. Way, I have the yips. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.839 You've got the yips. But I think maybe you are 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.479 just just answer the question odds or evens? 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.559 Oh my god, oh Evans. I think I'm even. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.839 Said, there you go, and are you odds? You know, 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.400 in my past I would have said evans, but in 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.440 my maturity, I would say odds. And I think you're 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.640 an evens guy. And so that's why you said it 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.720 six times in five. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.440 I mean, I have one number to two down my 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.480 body and it is an even number, even number, So 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.320 you know what I mean. I feel like I feel 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.919 like I am very attracted to things that divide. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:12.880 Cleanly, and I like something that has a center. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:18.200 You love mess, I love mess. You love it's challengers coded, 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:23.160 I mean, yeah, it's challengers coded one two, three you, Brittany, 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.360 not only you and me. Honestly, you know who's in 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:32.360 my camp fiance famous even numbered queen for for what else? 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:41.080 Eight eight? Because she ate that? Well, I guess, I guess, yes, exactly, 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.160 that's exactly how it meant it. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:43.600 What did you mean? 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.000 Well, remember at the end of Get My Body, she 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:51.240 goes nine four eight one b DA, And I was 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.800 going to sort of use that as an example, but 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.800 there's actually equal part even and odd numbers in that, 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.400 so it would not be the case. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:59.400 So then that, no, it does help your case because 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.760 she didn't even number of both. Oh wow, interesting, See 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.040 this is what I'm saying. You think about things from 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.960 a way that would suggest you have a greater mind 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.840 than the rest of a beautiful mind, even like Russell Crowe. Oh, 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.760 let's hope not because that man was troubled. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.519 Are you doing the soundtrack of a beautiful mind? 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.079 And it's really ingrained? Because you know, what was my 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.639 first starring role? What my sister in the eighth grade 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:37.320 made a film quote unquote from her clack. I don't 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.960 know she was, she was just she made. She made 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.919 She was a filmmaker. She wrote a film that was 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.520 kind of like a beautiful Mind meets the miracle Worker. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:45.720 Oh my god. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.920 But it was called an Unbeautiful Mind, and I played 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:55.760 a very troubled child. And there was like an Anne 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.920 Bancroft kind of like person who came in played by 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.440 Rachel Pontius, one of my sister's friends. Uh huh. And 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.240 it was just this whole like there was a scene 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:06.959 where I ate cereal without a spoon. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:08.760 That's so troubled. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.440 It was very It was a very tough role. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.200 You clearly were disturbed. Did you throw yourself into it? 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.880 Were you method? Were you being a rascal? I was? 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.000 I mean that that was a whole day shoot. And 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:25.040 I really I didn't know what first team second team was, like, 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.679 I really did. I did not even really know what 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.040 you were doing. I mean, you never know how to 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.720 perform your show up in either it's like crackling or 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.960 it's not. And it sounds like your performance was crackling. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.080 And we clearly know that you would go on to 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:41.320 develop your talent so that audiences worldwide could share in it. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:44.200 And girl, I'm sorry, are you talking about your own trajectory, 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.120 because I think you've done exactly the same. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:49.000 I don't like this thing or I don't. It's not 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.840 that I don't like it. I don't want you to 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.720 feel the need to, but I feel I don't like 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:56.640 this is your moment. I don't feel. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.640 Anything except the equivalent sentiment. You know how I feel 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.760 about you and your work and the way you show 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.960 up and show out every day. You are one of 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:06.920 the great talents. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:11.800 Thank you for saying this. It moves me. I want 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.520 to know. So you are someone who did a lot 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.080 of home videos as a kid. You yang, you got 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:16.720 you got to it? 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:22.080 Not really? Well, God, yeah, my away message on aim 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.560 for a little bit after I had like developed a 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:29.360 sort of filmography as it were, at school, I announced 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.000 to be a way message that I was working on 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.520 a film called Varsity Chicks that was going to be 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.640 about cheerleaders, and I like designed the fonts and like, 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.200 I like, I like really graphic design. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.800 This this is this is a huge tip to what 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.480 you would become. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.320 Well, it was like, it's so my thing now my 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.880 bag now, which is to publicize and announce the project 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.480 that I'm doing and then never follow through on it. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.160 I can't remember the last time that that happened with you. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.440 I think that you're now that's where you again, you're 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.400 casting aspersion on this narrative when they're be any. Every 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.039 time we've announced something, it has come to fruish. We've 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:06.520 never canceled the show, I. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:11.440 Know, but I've like I've canceled like my screenplay ideas. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.880 Oh okay, well that's just private. I mean we all 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:14.920 do that, I know. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.200 Still I feel a little something. I'm like, oh, man, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:19.760 I didn't I didn't do that. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.200 We can't talk about this, but in terms of the 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.520 stuff that has materialized, like I wonder, like, do you 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.920 ever have you rewatched any of the videos that you 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.880 did as a kid, and do you ever think, wow, 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:30.000 my tour? 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:32.840 No, I have no interest. Oh my god, I have 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.640 like really put that away. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.360 There's one video that we did when we were kids. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.160 By the way, this is a her getting back to 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.760 the last episode. I did recreate the entire music video 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.920 to behind Me Seselies with my cousin Michael. I was 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:46.680 the star and he was the director. And yes, I 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.960 did run through a sprinkler and throw myself in the pool. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:50.160 At the end. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:55.880 Okay, now, okay, it's true. It's true. The rumors are 0:05:55.960 --> 0:06:00.480 out there. The like sympathy is a knife, like everyone 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.719 is trying to get me like it's true. Okay, I'll 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.320 come out and say it. I did that, you did that, 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.480 But that is not the one I'm talking about. We 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:12.760 did a short film called The Spy You and Michael, Yeah, well, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.280 I have to show you. It's what I have to 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.000 find it it is and Chelsea's in it too, my 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.400 little sister. But I have a scene where I talk 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.360 on the phone to someone off screen. I talk on 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:25.720 the phone some of the most natural talking on the 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:29.000 phone and high intensity and like it was. I watched it. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:30.800 I remember watching it with all my aunts and my 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.520 Aunta Laine turned to my aunt Laurie and said, he's 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:34.200 actually good. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.599 Ah, I'm sure. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.159 It was the first time I realized I had something 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.120 I could have been in twenty four. I wanted to 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.320 be on the show twenty four so bad. That was 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.960 what informed the Spy film. I wanted to keep. For 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:49.160 Sutherland to get me in a choke cold, throw me 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:53.000 up against the wall and scream wherrishy. I wanted that 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.880 more than and for me to respond, oh, I don't know, 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.200 and then him like choked me hard and be like 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:04.680 eh it Like Mikhael took her, but you'll be too late. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.480 And then I take a cyanide pill and die and 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.440 they cut to their commercial like, dun't dun, doun't dun, 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.760 dun't dun, and you never see me again. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:18.320 Let's start the campaign. That's what I wanted more than anything, 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.400 and I think part of you still wants it. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:26.280 So bad. I want to be a morally compromised character 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.920 that Kei for Sutherland, screams at and physically intimidates in 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:32.560 such a major way. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:37.600 But the phone call is giving me like Liam Neeson vibes, 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:41.160 maybe Jason Statham like like just really. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:54.800 Oh oh wow, hell, yes, yes, got it, thank you, I. 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.000 Just did it. And podcasts are individual medium. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:00.520 But that was okay. So now I got three things. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:05.640 It's Liam Neeson, Jason Statham, Sandra owned the Princess Diaries. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:12.120 Got mm hm m hm. The Queen is coming to 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:12.920 govis coming. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.760 She's should have been a nomination. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:25.520 Also, I think that what you're describing in the twenty 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:29.280 four fantasy for yourself, it reminds me of that one 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.400 guy who made a meal out of two or three 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.719 lines in Charlie's Angels, the first movie, the guy who 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.839 tries to kill Cameron Diaz at the club, at the 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.800 Soul Training Club. Mm hmmm, and she like hasn't hasn't 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:46.000 is choking him with her heel yep, who sent you? 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.960 What? Who? Vivian Wood, bitch? 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.480 And then she like Roundhouse kicks him, but he slayd 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:56.280 his lines. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.040 Killed it. Vivian Wood. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:01.000 It spits out class. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.160 Oh my god, what a great film, just the best, 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.480 the best. I really like talking about these early filming 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.440 experiences because you almost could say, Bo that these were 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:13.160 in terms of our artistic lives. And that's how we 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.959 bring it back to Paris. And we always bring it 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.760 back to Paris on this podcast, even if we only 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.960 stay on Paris at that point for about three minutes, 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:21.240 but we always bring it back. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.040 But we always bring it back. So now we're past 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.360 the two guys portion of the podcast. We are firmly 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.840 in five Rings territory. When we come back, we are 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:33.040 talking all about the Paris Opening ceremonies and opening ceremonies. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:45.880 Of old, and we're back Bo. It's tightly held secret 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.800 what's going to happen tomorrow at the opening ceremonies. Literally, 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.880 even our trust that NBC researchers and people behind the curtain. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.960 Yes we have them. They could not tell us a thing. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:56.880 I don't even know if they know. So maybe we 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.640 make some educated guesses about what's in store, like what 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.680 do you think thinking? What do you want to see 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.480 light Paris up on opening night? 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:06.959 I well as what we do know is that it 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.960 will be outside. It will not be limited to a stadium, 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.959 it will be along the send. I'm hoping that we 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.760 get much like the nineteen eighty nine Oscars produced by 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.559 Alan Carr, in which snow White shows up out of 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:23.959 nowhere for no reason. I want Bell, for good reason, 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.679 to show up and think about how provincial of the 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.800 life she has. There must be more of this provincial life. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:32.880 Yeah, I would love Bell to sort of kick off 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:37.079 the ceremony with something that's really about France, which is 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.920 getting in the beast of that song, that provincial life. 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.679 Bringing that to the large stage of the Olympics, I 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:49.360 think would unite those across political boundaries. And we're not 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.400 here to talk about politics, but I'm going to imagine 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.360 I also have it in Paris, and I'm going to 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.120 imagine that things are very difficult there because I feel 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:01.520 like nowhere politics is good. So I'm gonna assume comparison 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.400 A has politics and B needs to heal from it. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.280 And I think that Belle could really speak to that. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.520 I think Belle could really speak to that. And I 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:16.000 just want, here's my casting for bell at the opening ceremony. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.200 And I know she's not French. Kirsten Dunst. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.560 We've seen her play Marion and out, we've seen her 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:23.440 play French. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:27.840 And that's enough. So that's my prediction so far. Let's 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.880 just keep bouncing back and forth anything anything you are 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.079 hoping to see your predictacy. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.400 I mean, you know, I feel like if we're to 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:39.160 think about our great moments in history when it comes 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.599 to opening ceremonies, I of course think of something I 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.760 can recently remember, which was the Spice Girls coming out 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:44.199 in London. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:48.240 That was closing closing, Wow. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.000 Okay, well, then then retract all of what I said 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.040 and pretend I said it on a later episode that 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.679 covers the closing ceremony. In fact, we'll just copy paste it. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:58.360 When the Spice Girls came out in London, like in 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:02.280 all truth here, that was a moment in culture for me. 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.679 It really made me happy when they wrote out on 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.200 the cars and they were on top of the cars 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.600 and they sang Spice Up Your Life and they came 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:14.719 out and like themed you know, London town cars and 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.400 ate it up. So I'm thinking, what's the Paris version 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:19.640 of the Spice Girls. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:20.520 At Lily Collins? 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.560 Yeah, Lily Collins, Lily Collins and. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.640 The cast of Emily in Paris, that is the French equivalent. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.160 That will have to be what we get? 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.840 Or what if Carrie and the Russian Night in Paris? 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:38.120 Oh my god, right Petrov burst of Kov It's burst 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:38.480 of CoV. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:40.920 Yeah, yes, Alexander Petrowski, Oh. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:46.199 My god, that would be so cool. I think I 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:50.000 want to see Gaga singing Le'Veon Rose. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.640 I would love Gaga in any capacity. I don't know. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.920 Maybe you know what, joker, folio, do you know what? Wait? 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:00.240 Are we onto something here? Could Gaga appear at the Olympic. 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.920 As Harley Quinn, whoa. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:05.920 Doesn't get more French. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:07.520 Doesn't get more French than that? 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:10.400 I don't think we're ready for. How scary, joke erfolio, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.439 do it is going to be? Think about Gaga unleash 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.360 musically and psychotically. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.959 We can't talk about the Olympics for more than like 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.040 two minutes. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.800 They knew what they were getting. And look, people love 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.760 the podcast as a cultural institution. Everyone's talking about it. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:34.800 It's on everyone's lips. Should we talk about some great 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.400 moments in Olympic opening ceremony history. I mean there's been 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:38.920 quite a bit. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:43.199 There's been quite a bit, I would say, So let's 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.120 just start off with I remember when I where I 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.720 was and how I felt when eight Asian Olympics opening 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.160 ceremony happened. Yeah, that was a wild one. They had 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.520 two thousand and eight of everything. So they had two 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.200 thousand and eight drummers in the beginning, they had two 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.679 thousand and eight tiles in this printing press where it 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.880 was actual people on like pushing each It wasn't like 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:06.760 a machine. It was all like manual labor, just on 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.280 a grandeur on a scale level like that is I 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.600 think one of the more impressive. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.160 Ones absolutely, That was. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.920 Sarah Brighton, I think singing a song with a Chinese singer. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.760 They sang something, but that's when I was like, that's 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:27.120 Sarah Brightman, like like Phantom of the Opera. Wow, the 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:28.600 original Christine. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.400 Wow came out and carried at the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.080 For whatever reason she was in Beijing. Our Christine was 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:34.560 in Beijing. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.200 I get it, though, so I guess Beijing kind of 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:37.720 went all out. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:41.080 They went very extra, They went extra absolutely. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.400 Do you remember the Queen Elizabeth the second skit with 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.200 James Bond aka Daniel Craig at the twenty twelve London 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.400 Olympics opening ceremony, because a queen look alike fully jumped 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.880 out of a plane and the actual queen arrived wearing 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.720 the same peach color dress. She actually was down to 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.640 clown that Queen Elizabeth. I think we're not giving her 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.720 enough credit for how she held together with the royal 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.000 family because Loki look at them now, and that's not 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.600 slander because we're talking about the Paris Olympics. This isn't 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.360 the London Olympics, where I'm sure we'd have way more decorum. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.760 Maybe maybe not. But she also had a sense of humor. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.280 She had a sense of humor. Where's the Crown episode 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.960 on that? About how funny she was, well, not only 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.640 about how funny she was, but also about the opening ceremony. 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:23.200 Hmm. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:29.880 I want her meeting Daniel them discussing, yeah, what it's 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:31.160 gonna be like on the day I just want to 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.840 hear Queen Elizabeth the iond say on. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.360 The day, I'll do it on the day. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.480 I don't know why I'm talking, Like, is that Adele, 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:41.520 I'll do it on the day. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:42.400 That's good. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:43.880 On the day. You'll be better. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:46.400 Now you have an Adele and a ray. Now that 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:48.720 ray is becoming more of a more, more of a. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.840 Ray, more like like ray less bothered than a doe. 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.120 Day was up here, raise more down here. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:03.200 Raise down here. I can't believe I'm snl. That's what 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:03.760 she said to me. 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.760 She said, it's so cute, it's amazing. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.560 I can't believe I'm amazing. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:17.240 I can't believe I'm sn ol so amazing. I've never 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.160 dreamed this spake you were when I was a young girl, 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.520 I never thought I could dream this spike. 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:28.760 You're so good at accents. I'm getting a horny from you. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.400 Don't don't don't horny in the middle of the day, 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.080 getting horny, because then the whole day goes. When you're 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.560 getting horny too early, honey, honey, then you're you're just 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:45.680 empty the rest of the day. Did they tell us 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.600 at the when we started recording this, like, hey, don't curse. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.960 I I don't think they did, and I think it's okay. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.400 I think they did say that they might bleep us. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.280 Well that's fine. I kind of think a bleep as 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.520 she I think blea takes me back, bleeps me back 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:04.240 to like, you know, hell television. Yeah, like like you 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:06.560 know what I mean? And hearing that bleep so totaling 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.080 talk about getting horny? What was the word? Your body thinks? Right? 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.600 Well, talk about linear TV. And this is the Olympics. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.879 This is a celebration of linear television. 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.359 Oh yeah, this is so old school. This is bringing 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:18.680 TV back down. 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.760 With the streamers. Sorry, Peacock, we love you. 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:22.000 You know that we love you. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:22.520 Peacock. 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:25.200 You won the last Cherisa's Culture Award You're a Coach 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:30.520 Award winner for Best Streaming Service, presented by Peacock. The 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:31.400 winner was Peacock. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:46.760 The winner was Peacock. Now, the ninety six Atlanta Games, 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.800 I wasn't totally keyed to the Olympics at this very 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.160 young age. I must have been five or six years old. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:53.080 We were young. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.439 We were young. But I have seen images of these. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:18:02.280 Hot silhouettes, gorgeous hot silhouet to the Atlanta Olympics opening 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:06.680 ceremony was certainly giving, and especially to note we would 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.920 have enjoyed this very much because if you bring out 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:12.480 Gladys Knight singing Georgia on my Mind now today I'm 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:17.199 on my feet screaming the word respect and six year 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.639 old me, I don't think could really receive that and 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:24.520 could maybe identify with Georgia on my Mind. But adult me, 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:26.840 who in a word? Who in a word? 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:29.080 Who in a word? I would have signed up to 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.520 be a pip mm hmm. 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:38.320 Leave on the mind the train Georgia. 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:39.720 Rain. 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.320 That's a great song. That's a great tune, almost as 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:45.440 good as Great Balls of Fire. 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:49.359 The second time mentioning Great Balls of Fire on this 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:55.199 podcast amazing. The two thousand Sydney Olympics. I really really loved. 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.360 This was the first opening ceremonies that I sat down. 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:02.040 For that you can really remember in your heart in lluins. 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.320 Yeah, I just remember when all the nations would come 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.520 out with their flags, just feeling an immense and this 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.520 is what the Olympics give. Yeah, you really see the 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.800 breath of the world. You see all different kinds of people. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:16.760 I could cry. You see the breath of the world 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.800 b R E A D H. And you also see 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.200 the breath of the world. The breath because you see 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.080 them living in such pride. 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:26.760 And you see the bread of the world because I 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:28.560 want to take a bite off. 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:31.960 Of that period. And no matter who it is, no 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:35.639 matter who, that's where we're at. Remember the phrase playing 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.720 hard to get? Yeah, I forgot what that phrase even means. 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.720 Honey. When I when I watched the Sydney Olympic opening ceremony, 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:45.119 I said, what is that phrase? I don't know her? 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.119 I said, what, I don't know her? What do you 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:50.399 feel about North and South Korea marching together in the 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.080 opening ceremony of the two thousand Sydney Olympics behind a 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:57.200 flag depicting a unified Korean peninsula? That kind of two 0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:01.440 words for me, fat chance, two words for me false, hope, 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.680 much that's three. But don't don't dangle that in front 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.480 of us. It's giving me announcing to the world via 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:12.879 my aim away message Varsity Chicks coming summer two thousand 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:17.840 and four. Yeah, it's just it's not gonna happen. It 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:22.560 ain't gonna happen. It's giving. When no Mary Poppins ride 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:29.000 in Epcot, it's exactly that. It's literally just as hurtful. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:34.159 We're so excited for Dark Universe at Universal, at the 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:38.880 University for Steakhouse Das Steakhouse, which I thought was it's 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:41.320 gonna be really good, you guys, And this is NBC Universal, 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:42.639 so this is good that we bring this up and 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:44.680 it's relevant. You're gonna be able to eat at this 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:47.040 theme park in the Dark Universe section, which is Classic 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.520 Monster's theme, You're gonna be able to eat steak on 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:52.760 a steak and there's going to be familiars of vampires 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.119 serving it to you, and those are going to be 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:57.920 the way staff. Name another legendary theme park. You can't 0:20:58.119 --> 0:20:59.520 that this is going to be number one. 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:01.680 Do you remember the two thousand and four Athens Olympics 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:09.119