Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date. A girl named Erica is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us today for a second date update.
Speaker 1: Her email described her situation as something that pissed her off.
Speaker 1: In all caps. She's confused, embarrassed, and furious. In other words,
Speaker 1: just the typical day for most girls that I know.
Speaker 1: But apparently something happened on her date that she's very
Speaker 1: angry about. Erica, how are you? I'm good? You guys,
Speaker 1: how are you good? You must be in a great mood.
Speaker 1: I'm really not. I'm not surprised at all. Your email
Speaker 1: sounds like you're actually really angry. Tell us a little
Speaker 1: bit about who you want to call today for your
Speaker 1: second date update. Ah, well, I met this guy Jordan
Speaker 1: at a club, and I just want to see what
Speaker 1: the hell happened. Okay, so start off with what the
Speaker 1: hell got us here? What happened? I went out with
Speaker 1: my girlfriends a few nights ago. We went to a
Speaker 1: club and time at the time, you know, really wasn't
Speaker 1: going to meet anybody. I just was going out with
Speaker 1: my girlfriends and I met Jordan and we met on
Speaker 1: the dance floor basically because you can't hear anything at
Speaker 1: the club is very loud. And he did like this
Speaker 1: little cheesy dance move, and I just thought it was charming.
Speaker 1: I thought it was cute when you're on the dance
Speaker 1: floor of the typical move as you come by and
Speaker 1: you put your hand in the small of her back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you just kind of clinch her hips a little
Speaker 1: bit and just say, hey, what's up. Women like that
Speaker 1: a lot. Just give me chills describing that it's so creepy.
Speaker 1: So so this guy did a cute little dance move
Speaker 1: and you guys ended up dancing together. Did you talk
Speaker 1: at all? I mean we tried. We really you can't
Speaker 1: hear I mean literally, you're standing like on top of
Speaker 1: one another and dancing together and you can't hear one another.
Speaker 1: All you can do is just smile and dance. Right, So,
Speaker 1: did you guys go somewhere after that? Or did you
Speaker 1: do a date later? Did we did? We talked about
Speaker 1: going to really like a quiet bar was down the street,
Speaker 1: and we decided to meet up there. So I told
Speaker 1: my girlfriend said I was going. I told him exactly
Speaker 1: where I was going, and they want to come with me,
Speaker 1: but I said I was okay, and I took myself
Speaker 1: there all right? And how was it when you actually
Speaker 1: got a chance to talk to the dude. Well, this
Speaker 1: is what happened. I got there and I picked a
Speaker 1: spot in the bar where you know, when people walk
Speaker 1: in you can see right. And we did exchange numbers,
Speaker 1: so you know, we would have each other's numbers. And
Speaker 1: I sat there and I waited, and I waited, and
Speaker 1: I waited some more, and literally I waited half an
Speaker 1: hour half an hour. Didn't you think it was kind
Speaker 1: of weird that you guys didn't walk to a bar together. Well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say goodbye to my girlfriends, let him
Speaker 1: know where I was going, and then I last after
Speaker 1: saying goodbye to them, and so I figured he would
Speaker 1: be there waiting for me. Said, it was the other
Speaker 1: way around. You waited thirty minutes for him and then
Speaker 1: you gave up? Or did you wait longer? No? I
Speaker 1: texted him. I texted him and I was like, where
Speaker 1: where the hell did you go? Where are you? So
Speaker 1: he texted back and he said something came up with
Speaker 1: his mother. WHOA, Okay, why are you so angry? Angry? Why?
Speaker 1: Because we had chat talked about meeting up at this place, Like,
Speaker 1: but you're not invested. I mean it's just some dude
Speaker 1: you met on the dance floor. I mean, were you
Speaker 1: you really actually liked him that much? I mean, he
Speaker 1: totally ditched me, and he used some lame ass excuse
Speaker 1: excuse my language, he used laine excuse about his mother
Speaker 1: that just happened. What if we call him for the
Speaker 1: second day update and something really did happen with his mom,
Speaker 1: are you gonna feel bad? There is no possible way.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, anything possible, But there's no way in
Speaker 1: that half an hour that something happened with his mother.
Speaker 1: So you're certain that the mom thing is a lie.
Speaker 1: So why do you think he ditched you? Uh? Because
Speaker 1: he probably met some other like hot from the floor
Speaker 1: and decided to just me. I don't know. So he
Speaker 1: bounced up in better, is what you're thinking. Well, probably
Speaker 1: in his mind he found something better, maybe more instant.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he was instantly satisfied in the club bathroom. Whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa sounds like a good night to me. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: be too tired to meet up with you a half
Speaker 1: hour later. I'd be asleep in one of the stalls.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened, he should have at least been honest with
Speaker 1: me and give a little respect. I mean, we just
Speaker 1: made a plan. Text me. Don't give me an excuse
Speaker 1: about your mother. Just say less. If something came up,
Speaker 1: I'll call you tomorrow. Let's go on a proper date.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Have you tried to text him since
Speaker 1: that night? Hell no? Okay, So this is the last
Speaker 1: thing you heard from him was saying that something came
Speaker 1: up with his mom, and then you guys haven't talked
Speaker 1: at all. That's it. Do you have like a lot
Speaker 1: of pent up anger about like just dating in general?
Speaker 1: You know why. I'm just I'm tired of both. I
Speaker 1: really am. I'm tired of it. It's you know, I'm
Speaker 1: starting to get the idea that the lesbians had the
Speaker 1: right idea. All right, So bottom line, you got ditched
Speaker 1: by this guy. You're pissed about it, and you want
Speaker 1: us to call him and ask why he did it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want a second date? I don't know. Let's
Speaker 1: hear what you have to say. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would want to go out with him. Do you
Speaker 1: know anything about him at all? I know that he
Speaker 1: is a jerk and he blew me off, and I
Speaker 1: want to know why. All right, Well, we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on rooking Jubil in the morning. Right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update. And if
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in, Erica is on the phone today.
Speaker 1: She wants to call a guy named Jordan. I'm actually
Speaker 1: excited to call Jordan too, because I think he and
Speaker 1: I have a lot in common. I know, for me,
Speaker 1: every time I've met a hot girl out at the
Speaker 1: club and we've ended up making out on the dance floor,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about one thing, and one thing only, my mom.
Speaker 1: And that is exactly what happened to Erica. Apparently she
Speaker 1: met this guy Jordan while they were out the club.
Speaker 1: They danced a little bit and then made plans because
Speaker 1: they couldn't really talk to each other, to go to
Speaker 1: another bar, so she left to go to that bar.
Speaker 1: She waited for half an hour, he never showed up,
Speaker 1: and then all she got was a text from him
Speaker 1: saying sorry, something came up with my mom. She thinks
Speaker 1: that's an excuse and that she got ditched. Erica, are
Speaker 1: you ready to give Jordan a call on just whatever?
Speaker 1: You know? I mean, if we were girlfriends and I
Speaker 1: was giving you advice. I would tell you to let
Speaker 1: it go and not waste your energy on this guy.
Speaker 1: You know, normally I would agree with you, but this
Speaker 1: happened so often that I just wanted an answer. Anti
Speaker 1: City ditched me, and I just want to find out why.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm gonna die this phone her right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can get that answer for you.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Helloh, I speak to Jordan. Please. This
Speaker 1: is m Hey Jordan, how are you. This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. From Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show. Area
Speaker 1: is like a job? A job? No, did you apply
Speaker 1: for a job at a radio station? I don't know?
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, well, no, it's definitely not for a job.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of questions for you, though, if
Speaker 1: you have a minute. Okay. So the reason that I'm
Speaker 1: calling you is because we actually got an email about
Speaker 1: you from one of our listeners. Me. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: girl that you met out at a club. I would
Speaker 1: call it a date, but you didn't really go out
Speaker 1: on a date. You guys kind of made out on
Speaker 1: the dance floor and then you made plans to meet
Speaker 1: her later. At another bar, but never showed up. Her
Speaker 1: name is Erica. Oh yeah, she was. She was good. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was good. All right? So you remember Erica. Well,
Speaker 1: Erica emailed us because she's confused and so why you
Speaker 1: didn't show up at the bar like you were supposed too?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Um, I really wanted to, like, she's she's
Speaker 1: really cool. I went. I wanted to see her a lot,
Speaker 1: but I just couldn't. You know, why not. It's just
Speaker 1: not the right time. It's not the right time. But
Speaker 1: you hung out for but you hung out with her
Speaker 1: for a little while before that. Oh yeah, that was
Speaker 1: that was really fun. Okay, So you have a great
Speaker 1: time with her. She was amazing, she was hot, all
Speaker 1: that stuff. We're just calling to find out why you
Speaker 1: blew her off at the other bar. She said you
Speaker 1: sent her a text message that said, sorry, something came
Speaker 1: up with my mom. So did you lie to her
Speaker 1: about that? I didn't. I didn't lie, but I might
Speaker 1: have stretched the truth. Nothing, So nothing came up with
Speaker 1: your mom at all? Then? No? Really, so you lied?
Speaker 1: Can you just be honest with us? Why did you
Speaker 1: did her at the bar? It's very obvious that you did.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to hang I would I want to,
Speaker 1: but timing is everything and right now, I'm just dealing
Speaker 1: with a lot of personal stuff. Are you in a
Speaker 1: relationship right now? Is that what the story is? No,
Speaker 1: I'm very single. Okay, hey, you're very single, but you're
Speaker 1: dealing with some personal stuff. Yeah, you know, like stuff,
Speaker 1: So you want to I don't understand what stuff you're
Speaker 1: talking about at all, actually, but you do want to
Speaker 1: see her again. I would love to see her. Can
Speaker 1: you give us a timeline and when you'd like to
Speaker 1: see her again? Um uh, it depends, but maybe a week?
Speaker 1: Maybe a week? How about this? Can you just can
Speaker 1: you just give us anything. She's really confused and it
Speaker 1: kind of like hurt that you would blow her off
Speaker 1: at that bar. Um Ah, you guys, promise not to
Speaker 1: tell her. I promise. So I really did want to
Speaker 1: hang out with that I The truth is, I actually
Speaker 1: did go to the bar. Okay, it's just that they
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me in. They wouldn't let you into the bar.
Speaker 1: Why they found out I had a fake ID and
Speaker 1: kick it away? Wait? No, I'm I'm not How old
Speaker 1: are you? I'm eighteen? You're eighteen years old? Oh? My god, yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? You're eighteen? How is going on? Oh, Jordan,
Speaker 1: that's Erica. She's actually listening to the phone call and
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I'm hearing that you guys, you
Speaker 1: guys said you would never stay anything. Isn't this illegal?
Speaker 1: Well no, technically I didn't say anything. Technically, well not necessary.
Speaker 1: He's eighteen, and I didn't say anything, Jordan, you technically did?
Speaker 1: She just heard it? Ruined it? Man? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what was gonna happen. I was,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was gonna get some Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Jordan. I was. I definitely gonna
Speaker 1: find out how old you are? You aren't? Is that
Speaker 1: why you are all up on me at the club? Erica?
Speaker 1: I have to know how old are you me? I'm
Speaker 1: twenty six going on twenty seven and making out with
Speaker 1: eighteen year olds? Er All right, look everybody relaxed over there, Okay,
Speaker 1: stop right. Did you make out with him? Yes? I
Speaker 1: met the club? Okay, well, Erica, you, in your defense,
Speaker 1: you didn't know that he was eighteen, and in Jordan's defense.
Speaker 1: Nice job. No, but in all honestly, I really do
Speaker 1: like you. Can we please hang out? I don't think so, Jordan.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's ever ever going to happen in
Speaker 1: this lifetime ever again, Jordan? Are you why? Why? I
Speaker 1: am closer to thirty than I am to twenty, and
Speaker 1: I am looking for something long term. I'm not looking
Speaker 1: for you. I'm way more mature than you. Think age
Speaker 1: is just a number. Yeah, I don't think so, Jordan's
Speaker 1: never going to happen. I'm someone older, someone who actually
Speaker 1: has a driver's license that's legal, not a fake idea.
Speaker 1: I have a driver's license. No, she means she means
Speaker 1: one that is actually of your age and that you're
Speaker 1: not using to get into bars. Jordan. Look, I don't
Speaker 1: want to argue with you, Erica, can be just please
Speaker 1: talk in person without all of this mess. What is this? Jordan?
Speaker 1: Have you even? Have you even graduated high school? I
Speaker 1: mean you're eighteen, buddy, I'm about to Oh wow, are
Speaker 1: you he realized that you made out with a high
Speaker 1: high school? Are in the bar? You could go to prom?
Speaker 1: You know what? That's disgusting. I cannot believe that I
Speaker 1: made out with a high school senior. Well, then let
Speaker 1: me ask a question. Let me ask the question, Jordan,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Erica? We will pay for it. I would love to.
Speaker 1: Plus you can get some from me that night. Oh
Speaker 1: there you go, Erica. Oh my god, experienced man. I
Speaker 1: can't even respond and I am disgusted. I have nothing.
Speaker 1: You responded at the club, Jordan. You might be eighteen,
Speaker 1: but the confidence on you is amazing. Man, Erica, you
Speaker 1: might want to think about dating him, because he's got
Speaker 1: the kind of mentality that could make him a millionaire
Speaker 1: by the time he's twenty five. I am no way
Speaker 1: in hell dating a teenager. There is no no I
Speaker 1: tell you what, Erica, in a few years, when I
Speaker 1: have mature to your standard or whatever you want, can
Speaker 1: we please talk? No, Jordan, go find us off a
Speaker 1: cute little fifteen year old and go go make out
Speaker 1: in the park somewhere. Erica, the second date update was
Speaker 1: obviously not successful for you. You didn't get a second date.
Speaker 1: I just want to leave you with one more thing
Speaker 1: before we finish this up. What I just want you
Speaker 1: to think about all the stuff that's being said about
Speaker 1: you in locker root, broken juicil in the morning, take
Speaker 1: away of things and go