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Speaker 1: Kitty misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring.

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Speaker 1: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 1: One is in the Bigfoot exhibit at the local county

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Speaker 1: fair when you spooned together inside the giant plaster cast

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Speaker 1: of Sasquatch's footprint.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 1: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 1: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

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Speaker 1: titled funny guy with the funny shirt remember me okay

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Speaker 1: man for woman twenties the club?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait you shirt of the club. Hey, it's working,

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Speaker 2: don't doubt it.

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Speaker 1: It says it was a typical Friday night at the

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Speaker 1: Silent Disco when I saw you. Discs are becoming big,

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Speaker 1: though you guys have heard of those before.

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Speaker 2: I feel like they've been maybe on the come up

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Speaker 2: for like years now. At four pm, involved children, but

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Speaker 2: everyone always goes viral like them.

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Speaker 1: Well for anybody who doesn't know, it's basically a dance

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Speaker 1: cup where they don't play any music over the speakers.

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Speaker 1: Everyone has headphones on and they hear the music that way.

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Speaker 1: So picture that it goes on you silky light blue

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Speaker 1: hair and a pair of bright yellow headphones attached to

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Speaker 1: your head like two glowing nuclear tumors.

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Speaker 2: Right, what the sounds like a silent rave?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was the six foot six gentleman

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Speaker 1: across the room with the tank top on that read

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Speaker 1: don't look down hidden pull Vaulter bulge below. Oh my god, bro,

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Speaker 1: you're win from the Olympics guy he already got that

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Speaker 1: made it so bad? I know it's hilarious. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of compliments that night from everyone except for you.

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Speaker 1: You pointed at the bulge comet and gave me a

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Speaker 1: thumbs down, but I just laughed and gave you a

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Speaker 1: double thumbs up. Do you remember I stacked my thumbs

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Speaker 1: on top of one another to really lean into the

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Speaker 1: bulge joke.

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: Clever? I know. Still you didn't seem amused and turned

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Speaker 1: your back to me.

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Speaker 2: He's still not taking the hints.

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Speaker 1: I got a pen from the bartender and wrote down,

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Speaker 1: have you seen the pole vault guy with the bulk

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Speaker 1: It's a real thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, smart move, I don't like it. Don't buy a

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Speaker 2: tea shirt that you have to explain the joke for if.

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Speaker 1: You just crumpled up the napkin and asked me to leave.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, am I attracted to the only girl in

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Speaker 1: the world who doesn't find that bulge joke funny? Maybe,

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Speaker 1: but that's my curse in life.

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Speaker 2: Wow, because I can't stop laughing it's so funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you Andrew Parentheses with the bulge.

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Speaker 2: This is why I hate teacher companies that let you

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Speaker 2: come up with your own ideas.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your neck misconnection titled hitting the high

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Speaker 1: notes with you, he he woties, cloud Chasers Tarmac, What.

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Says? I met you at the skydiving World's record attempt

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Speaker 1: for Michael Jackson in personal I've never skydived before, so

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Speaker 1: they paired me up with you instructor Danny for a

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Speaker 1: tandem leap. You curly haired, slim, narrow nosed, and dressed

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Speaker 1: like MJ. Me also curly haired, not as slim, and

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Speaker 1: also dressed like m J. We bonded over our favorite

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Speaker 1: hits like Billy Jean, Smooth Criminal who Let the Dogs Out?

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Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. Maybe they redid it. At one point we

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Speaker 1: were in the plane and I made a bad joke

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Speaker 1: saying I hope all the Michaels don't land on an

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Speaker 1: elementary school. You got quiet after that. When we finally leaved,

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Speaker 1: your screams of excitement or was it terror filled my ears.

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Speaker 1: So I did my best to match your panic or

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Speaker 1: joy by screaming too. After we landed, you unhooked quickly,

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Speaker 1: and I couldn't find you in the sea of other Michaels.

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Speaker 1: So I raised my sparkle glove to the sky, hoping

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Speaker 1: you could see it in the reflecting sun.

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Speaker 2: A beacon, But no such luck.

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Speaker 1: I guess I need to ask you, Danny, Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Get back to me when you see this, because.

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Speaker 2: His name is Danny. Okay, I got it. Now.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled I was gonna rob you,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thanks for a woman.

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Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four hour Dive says last Thursday, around one am,

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Speaker 1: I walked through the door of a downtown Denny's and

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Speaker 1: I knew in my heart there was at least seventy

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Speaker 1: bucks inside that register and it was gonna be all.

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Speaker 2: My Yeah, how did you know? It was very specific?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Weird. Before I could tell you to put all

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Speaker 1: the money in the bag, you platinum blonde hair with

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Speaker 1: dragon eyebrow tattoo, welcomed me in with your cute southern

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Speaker 1: accent and told me I just had to try the

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Speaker 1: berry stuffed French toast slam.

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Speaker 2: Not just on fire, though, dude, I would do with

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Speaker 2: Denny's recently. I'm telling you it does slam. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: But grudgingly I sat down and did what you said.

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Speaker 1: I was still going to rob you, but why do

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Speaker 1: it on an empty stomach. Twenty minutes later, I finished

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Speaker 1: the best French toast I've had since COVID hit and

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Speaker 1: asked if I I could talk to you over at

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Speaker 1: the register.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I think that's when he roped.

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Speaker 1: That's when you told me something I did not want

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Speaker 1: to hear. You said I was cute, a compliment. You

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Speaker 1: wanted to give me a mega lava cookie skillet on

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Speaker 1: the house. That sounds good.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes all criminals needed someone to be nice to that.

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Speaker 1: As I tossed back more of your sugar food, you

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Speaker 1: stopped by my table and asked where I was from.

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Speaker 1: I told you California, Penal, but you didn't get it

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Speaker 1: and thought I was saying a crude joke. Oh no, it.

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Speaker 2: Means like a paniles.

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Speaker 1: But I think she was In the end, I just

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Speaker 1: couldn't go through with it, not because you were so

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Speaker 1: cute and nice. I literally ate so much food I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to rap. That works too, So I

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Speaker 1: went back the next week and they said you ins

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Speaker 1: to a different Denny's. So I just left with a

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Speaker 1: bag of money that time. Tell me which one you

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Speaker 1: went to, so I don't go there. That signed Spooty, Spooty.

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Speaker 1: If you hear this, we respond to all of them.

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Speaker 1: That's here Craigslist misconnections for the week. We got your

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Speaker 1: phone tap

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Speaker 2: Coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.