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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap is broken Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning and today I call a woman who's looking to

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Speaker 1: hire a position in your company, and I think that

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Speaker 1: I'm the perfect candidate for the job. There's just one

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Speaker 1: potential roadblock. I have have to through a phone interview,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going through a phase right now where I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to be one hundred percent honest about everything.

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Speaker 1: So I hope that doesn't get in the way of

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Speaker 1: me getting the job. You'll find out in your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tapp right now it's another Japs on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, this is Erica.

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Speaker 1: Hi Erica, my name is David. How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you not too bad? Um? MICHAELA

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Speaker 1: told me to call you at this time for an interview.

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Speaker 1: Does that still work? Yeah? Yeah, that's I was expecting it.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. Oh cool, So she told you a little

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Speaker 1: bit about me? Yes, But I don't know a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: So would you mind telling me about your background? Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would, I would mind. Okay, Well, I'm sorry. Let

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Speaker 1: me clarify a little bit. Okay, recently, I've been in

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Speaker 1: counseling and it turns out that I tend to lie

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Speaker 1: a lot, lies that I didn't even realize I was telling.

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Speaker 1: So the therapist that I'm seeing encouraged me to tell

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Speaker 1: the truth one hundred percent of the time. And I

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Speaker 1: really don't feel like telling you about my background. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I can appreciate your honesty. Truthful answer to

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Speaker 1: be that, if you can't tell me anything about your background,

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Speaker 1: what can you tell me? Well, I can tell you

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Speaker 1: that I stalked you online a little bit truthful answer,

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Speaker 1: just professionally though, I wanted to know who I was

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Speaker 1: talking to, so I looked you up before this phone call. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's very strange. Well, I mean, I'm just being truthful.

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Speaker 1: Are you interested to know what I found out about you?

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Speaker 1: Actually not really. You know, I saw your family online

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Speaker 1: and you seem like a really nice person. I do

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Speaker 1: have to be honest, though I thought your children were

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Speaker 1: not very good looking. You're crossing the line here, and

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Speaker 1: my personal life and my family has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with this cause well, I mean, I'm just being truthful here.

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Speaker 1: This is an interview about you and your background, right,

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Speaker 1: not about me. Okay, But if I'm being truthful, I

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Speaker 1: kind of wanted to talk about how your children are

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Speaker 1: a little beauty challenged. Who do you think you are? Well? Truthful? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The truthful card is being played way too much, okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: To tell someone that their child is ugly, who does that?

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Speaker 1: I never said the specific worlds ugly. You said that,

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Speaker 1: which makes me think that maybe that's your opinion. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You are completely completely rude and offensive. That's not an

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Speaker 1: answer to my question, though, I'm just curious. Do you

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Speaker 1: think that your kids are unattractive? That could be nothing

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Speaker 1: further from the truth. And I'm not discussing my children

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Speaker 1: with you, Okay, I'll tell you your husband is quite

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Speaker 1: a looker, though, congrats. I am really I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: be very patient with you out of respect for Michaela,

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Speaker 1: because I understand you are a friend of her, but

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Speaker 1: you're really crossing the line over and over and over again. Well,

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Speaker 1: MICHAELA and I aren't really friends so much I've been

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Speaker 1: trying to sleep with her for years. Fantasy of mine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: truthful answer, truthful answer. You need to take you and

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Speaker 1: your truthfulness and look for a job elsewhere because this

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Speaker 1: is not working out. I don't know anything about you

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Speaker 1: other than that you want to be truthful. Well, I

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Speaker 1: want to be truthful. I don't think your children are attractive.

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Speaker 1: I think your husband's quite a looker. And I've been

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Speaker 1: pretending to be Michaela's friend because I want to sleep

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Speaker 1: with her, so you know a lot about me. Now again,

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Speaker 1: I'm not continuing this conversation. I really need to go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're totally fashionable, offensive but truthful, but truthful. And I

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Speaker 1: need to tell you another thing too. I don't need

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Speaker 1: to hear any more from you. Well, I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you that this is a prank phone call and

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Speaker 1: I was just lying about everything else. Now I'm telling

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Speaker 1: the truth though. Are you serious? Yes, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your friend MICHAELA. Set you up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: like you've wasted how many minutes of my life and

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Speaker 1: my day? I'm very, very busy. I don't have time

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Speaker 1: for this really okay, but do you think it's funny

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Speaker 1: at all? No, I think you're a jerk. What's brilliant, mature,

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Speaker 1: you know what. And that's good. You're telling the truth

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Speaker 1: and that is important to be truthful. I think you're

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Speaker 1: an idiot, so has that for being honest and truthful.

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Speaker 1: That is very truthful and honestly, I think I'm an

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Speaker 1: idiot too most of the time. So we're on the

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Speaker 1: same page. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a waste of time. Yeah, okay, just tell Michael I

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Speaker 1: said hi, and this whole thing was just about sleeping

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Speaker 1: with her. Hang up the phone you've jacked Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: truth be told. I kind of am just dragging this

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Speaker 1: out so it keeps getting awkward. So I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to be hanging up. I'm just waiting for you to

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Speaker 1: do it. I'm being truthful. Not a problem. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubal phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five