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Speaker 1: Today, I effed up by putting sushi in my sleeping

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Speaker 1: husband's booty hole and posting about it on Reddit.

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Speaker 2: Why why why are you putting sushi up there? The

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Speaker 2: only thing you should be doing with the booty hole

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Speaker 2: is looking it.

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Speaker 1: That's a different kind of prostate exam if you catch

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Speaker 1: my drift. I was eating some leftover sushi while my

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Speaker 1: husband lay naked next to me taking a nap man.

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Speaker 1: He's just completely exposed.

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Speaker 2: He's exposed for I guess a sushi roll.

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Speaker 1: I guess sushi roll in that hole. I gently pried

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Speaker 1: open his cheeks and nestled a single slice of Philly

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Speaker 1: roll softly against his ainus. Why he woke up?

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Speaker 2: Of course he woke up. You're stuffing sushi in.

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Speaker 1: His hole, bro, this is crazy. He woke up several

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Speaker 1: hours later and found the sushi. Dude, you left it there.

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Speaker 1: That's that's bro.

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Speaker 2: That's warm sushi.

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Speaker 1: That is foul.

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Speaker 2: That's warm booty hole sushi.

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Speaker 1: He smeared it all over me in revenge, and we

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Speaker 1: had a great laugh about it. So I posted about

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Speaker 1: it on Reddit. So that post went somewhere, viral, ended

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Speaker 1: up on copy pasta, and now I've received dozens and

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Speaker 1: dozens and dozens of unalive threats, messages and comments telling

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Speaker 1: me to off myself. What people are telling me I

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Speaker 1: assaulted my husband and people are going through my post

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Speaker 1: history reaming me, calling me a bee, saying I'm a

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Speaker 1: red flag, and that my husband should divorce me. I

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Speaker 1: took a picture of the sushi lodged in his cheeks

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Speaker 1: and sent it to the people who didn't believe me.

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Speaker 1: My husband was aware and cracked up about that too.

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Speaker 1: Now I have probably easily three hundred messages in comments

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Speaker 1: begging me to see the sushi anus and a solid

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Speaker 1: number of folks who think I'm the equivalent to John

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Speaker 1: Wayne Gacy for sending the pictures of his unidentifiable sushi

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Speaker 1: stuffed ass.

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Speaker 2: Crack. Holy moly, that was like a wild story start

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Speaker 2: to finish. Jesus. Also, like, if this is a marketing

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Speaker 2: ploy to start an OnlyFans I'm in.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say a marketing ploy to

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Speaker 1: open like a sushi chain.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard of that. There's like a way to

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Speaker 2: eat sushi where there's like a naked person and they

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Speaker 2: lay sushi all over the naked person, eat it off

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Speaker 2: the person.

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Speaker 1: I imagine it's the equivalent of like jello shots. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but this.

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Speaker 2: Is like like like like like a fancy fancy sushi

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Speaker 2: you eat off naked people.

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Speaker 1: Oh, like you go to a restaurant you like eat

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Speaker 1: off naked random naked people.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like it's like the I think

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Speaker 2: it's like the equivalent of like, you know, when you're

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Speaker 2: painting someone for art class and it's like a naked person.

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Speaker 1: Really, that's more like strip club vibes to me, like

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Speaker 1: eating food off of somebody. John, It's not sexual, it's

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Speaker 1: it's art. I'm sorry if my if my tongue is

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Speaker 1: just and.

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Speaker 2: Your eating it off with no hands, you're like picking

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Speaker 2: it off.

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Speaker 1: The painting I'm here for. But okay, maybe chopsticks.

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Speaker 2: We have to get approval from the girlfriends, that's right,