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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents Morning Show. Let's do it. It's our first

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast of the new year. Yea

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Speaker 1: you guys. Happy new Yeah, happy new Year. A lot

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Speaker 1: of changes you can see. One of the big changes

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Speaker 1: is Frog has a new studio with a fake brick wall.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not fake. I laid this brick. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I said anything in a long time. I still have

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Speaker 1: last year's jingle ball on my wall. I gotta get

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Speaker 1: gotta get a new one season season. So so Froggy

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Speaker 1: looking fine with his fake brick wald. I hear a

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Speaker 1: dog squealing? Who's is that? Is that party's house? Those

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Speaker 1: are my dogs the male And speaking of the mail,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to share with you my favorite gift

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Speaker 1: over the holiday. And there's a Scottie b in the

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Speaker 1: serial library. There's Danielle as you can see, she's living

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Speaker 1: the minimalists life. That's actually one of my favorite shows

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Speaker 1: on Netflix right now. I want to get that in

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Speaker 1: a minute because this is the kind of interesting. And

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Speaker 1: there's Garrett in the kitchen. Hi, Garrett, Hello, they're straight

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Speaker 1: and Nate and there's Gandhi back at her boyfriend's house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the glowfish got a new light. See how bright it is.

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Speaker 1: They're scary master controlled. David Brody is in the den,

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Speaker 1: and there's a producer Sam in the living room. Hey,

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Speaker 1: producer Sam? Hi? And uh yeah, so there, what's the

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Speaker 1: name of that show? Danielle Less is now so there's

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Speaker 1: a there's uh, I guess it's a what a thing

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Speaker 1: you gotta do? It's a yeah, it's so it's a

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Speaker 1: show about minimalism and how these people became minimalists and

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Speaker 1: how it can really help your life to get rid

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Speaker 1: of a lot of stuff. So my husband and I

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Speaker 1: are doing every day for a month to get rid

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Speaker 1: of one thing each. So yesterday we got rid of

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Speaker 1: one thing. Today we each have to get rid of

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Speaker 1: one thing, so for thirty days. And you guys are

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Speaker 1: making fun of me because I have so much ship

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Speaker 1: in my bad I gotta tell you what this crap

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Speaker 1: is and and this will be one of the next

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Speaker 1: things we tackle. In Half of this is board games,

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Speaker 1: my kid's board games, and stuffed animals. You can't tell,

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Speaker 1: but they collect all this stuff. And I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 1: we really need to go through this ship because we

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Speaker 1: really don't need all this crap. I love you, but

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Speaker 1: we don't need it. I like this show. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: watch this show because I need this in my life.

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Speaker 1: My life is all clutter, all clutter anyway, So I

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Speaker 1: trust everyone had a nice holiday. I went by lightning speed,

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Speaker 1: and from my situation, I felt like we were doing

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Speaker 1: the show together two days ago. Yeah, definitely so crazy.

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Speaker 1: So as far as gifting goes, you want to you

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Speaker 1: want to brag about maybe some great gifts you got.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I love finding out what other people got for

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Speaker 1: Christmas or whatever holiday it is that you're celebrating. For

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Speaker 1: Brodie Honkah, some people Kwanza. I just like finding out

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Speaker 1: what they wanted and what they actually what would you get?

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Speaker 1: Would you get? Gandhi? So I got my favorite thing. Um.

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Speaker 1: I told you guys a little bit about it earlier.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend's brother's fiance makes jewelry, and she went and

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Speaker 1: found one of the elephants that I've been painting, and

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Speaker 1: she scaled it down to this tiny little charm and

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Speaker 1: included all of the details on it. Made me a

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Speaker 1: necklace that has that elephant that I created. She just

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Speaker 1: she made both of us one, so it's really really cool.

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Speaker 1: One of my goal in the year is to get

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Speaker 1: one of your elephants. I can't wait. Well, I think

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Speaker 1: I can make that happen. I know a girl. Hey, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: did you get any cool for Christmas? I did. Let

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Speaker 1: me go get it out, show it to you right now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I could show your mind. I like that shold thing

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Speaker 1: on your chain. I actually got that at Elvis's wedding.

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Speaker 1: That's a blanket. I got it at Elvis's wedding. Gets

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Speaker 1: here when he gets cold. Okay. I saw this pillow

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of stupid, but I like it.

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Speaker 1: Check got this cool pillow I got. It's got a

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Speaker 1: Scotty By. Did you get any any great gifts over

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Speaker 1: the holidays. I'm a very difficult person to buy for

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Speaker 1: what cool gift did you get? So? I got a

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Speaker 1: lot of cool things, but one thing my husband gave

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Speaker 1: me is I now have my own fork to take

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Speaker 1: with me places. And it's engraved and it says, I

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Speaker 1: forking love you my fork with a little heart. So

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Speaker 1: own fork with me. Thank you very much forgetting my fork.

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Speaker 1: a fork, and what about you? Scary? You know my girlfriend, Robin,

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Speaker 1: she always thinks out of the box when it comes

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Speaker 1: to my gifts. And this is more of a visual.

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Speaker 1: This is a lamp. It's called the hang h n

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Speaker 1: G table lamp. Balanced lamp. You see this right here? Yes,

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Speaker 1: magnetic balls. They're on a string, so when they're near

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Speaker 1: each other, they pull each other toward each other and

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Speaker 1: it just falls on the freaking table like a floppy string.

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Speaker 1: And then and then the lamp goes off. So it's

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Speaker 1: very fucking cool. And it's hard to really describe other

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Speaker 1: then the string just falls down and and then it's off.

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Speaker 1: And but you're so excited over your your magnetic ball lamp.

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Speaker 1: Is it hard to play with the balls to get

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Speaker 1: start of pandemic, I've been using my kids and my

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Speaker 1: have to bother them. It's so awkward asking a five

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Speaker 1: year old to borrow his iPad. So, Daddy borrow your iPad? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: own that I've had kid. That's excellent. What about your producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: I have to My little sister made me a bleached

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Speaker 1: Tide sweatsuit, so it's kind of like Gandhi we're talking

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Speaker 1: about during the show. Handmade gifts are amazing and I

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Speaker 1: And she's getting really good at this Tide, I think.

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Speaker 1: And then the other one, a stranger from Kwit Jewelry

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Speaker 1: sent me a nameplate that says Savvy, which is Savannah's

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Speaker 1: nickname because I've been joking on my Instagram how like

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Speaker 1: I just want to steal her collar and I guess

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Speaker 1: this woman took it really far, which I'm super appreciative of.

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Speaker 1: And now I have a Savvy name player. So cute,

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Speaker 1: the couch. So rody, did you get it? In cool?

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Speaker 1: For the holiday? I got crap jokes for the John.

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Speaker 1: One of my daughters gave me a joke toilet paper,

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Speaker 1: I bought a gift for the house that's disappeared into

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Speaker 1: my kid's room and it's not I haven't seen it

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Speaker 1: that boy must be seven years old. Nate. Would you

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Speaker 1: sleep with baby Yoda? Is it like a plush baby Yoda?

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Speaker 1: Or yes, it's a squeezable sex with Scott? Will you

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Speaker 1: have sex with this baby Yoda? Straight didn't get anything.

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Speaker 1: I got nothing. It can't be true. No, we we

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Speaker 1: there's nothing I want right, So my parents and I

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Speaker 1: you know we would do the gift card exchange it,

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Speaker 1: cheesecake factory, and here's one Like, let's just not do

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Speaker 1: I get one to cheesecake just by yourself, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: And then with Heather, I got her a bracelet. But

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Speaker 1: get anything. Nothing that sounds spend like the last few

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Speaker 1: because we have everything we need, We don't need any

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Speaker 1: got it. What's that mail box by the way, that

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Speaker 1: I don't know there's no way for them to deliver

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Speaker 1: got a mailbox. We have to put it up and

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Speaker 1: of excited about I love to write you a letter today.

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Speaker 1: pick up your mail? Yes, the pony brought it in

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Speaker 1: post office because I've become very good friends with everyone

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Speaker 1: at the post office. But now I've got a mailbox.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Why are you laughing? Do you have

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Speaker 1: mailbox now because you have to call the guy? Or

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Speaker 1: how do they know you have on your landline? Elvis?

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Speaker 1: How do you tell them you have one? Well, I

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Speaker 1: have to go to the post office and let them

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Speaker 1: know that they have to add me to their route

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Speaker 1: because we sent you a card and it came back

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Speaker 1: and said no receptacle. Exactly, receptacle he's got, at least

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Speaker 1: he's never been told that before either. When you live

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Speaker 1: out in the country, you have like three I have

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Speaker 1: through a one way and a different That's a mess.

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Speaker 1: It's a mess. But this mailbox is going to solve that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I want to know. Hey, so, Nate, I saw your

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Speaker 1: fiance Heather post a video of you sleeping on the couch.

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Speaker 1: Was that? Was that? Towards the end of the night

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Speaker 1: where you just tired, or that was after I believe

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Speaker 1: Christmas dinner and it was the case of we ate

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Speaker 1: all day and it was Okay, we're gonna sit down

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Speaker 1: on the couch and then we're gonna pick out a movie.

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Speaker 1: Thirty seconds later, I was gone, you said something today earlier.

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Speaker 1: I went out in the studio. I have to hear him.

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Speaker 1: Listen to every calorie counsel. I know you shouldn't eat

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Speaker 1: terrible for you high fruit those corn syrup terrible partially

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Speaker 1: out of gas for my Family's still a great football

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Speaker 1: movie over the holiday, Excellent Safety on Disney. I saw

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Speaker 1: that too. I loved it. I cried, it was wonderful.

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