Speaker 1: Hi, It's Andrew Man.
Speaker 2: You sure are in a harry.
Speaker 1: I am in a hurry, big old hurry. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got something to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess we're just gonna blow right through this,
Speaker 2: right through it.
Speaker 1: Scotty wants to sit here, and this is what's gonna
Speaker 1: be funny. We're gonna be here probably for thirty minutes
Speaker 1: because Scott's gonna be like, you know, I actually do
Speaker 1: want to talk about post today.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: And what's interesting about post is actually I have my
Speaker 1: facts here and do you have time? Correct?
Speaker 2: Look what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. This is what's gonna happen live from
Speaker 1: the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
Speaker 2: about cereal and we're gonna try a new one today
Speaker 2: and to other ones. And you know that's what we do.
Speaker 2: We eat cereal and we let you know whether it's
Speaker 2: good or not. Actually, one of our listeners just sent
Speaker 2: us on Instagram direct message saying that she bought the
Speaker 2: wheaties because of us. Ooh ooh you hear that General
Speaker 2: Mills she bought the wheaties because of us?
Speaker 1: Do you have do you have the what that package
Speaker 1: that that listener sent to us?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: I put it on your chair? The shirt's right there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it worse? Name Pam?
Speaker 1: Before I forget, I want to say thank you to Pam,
Speaker 1: who lives in Stonybrook, New York.
Speaker 2: That's Long Island.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would like to say thank you for sending
Speaker 1: us the really nice T shirts.
Speaker 2: Lady, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: These are my celebrity glasses.
Speaker 2: What what shirt did you get?
Speaker 1: I got one for the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: Oh I got the Dare shirt because you make fun
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: I know I read the note. All right, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Again, we really appreciate it. See we do
Speaker 1: open your packages.
Speaker 2: So check it out. The cereal that I was gonna
Speaker 2: do you okay, the new cereal today? It is from
Speaker 2: Posts so very good that I don't you have some
Speaker 2: kind of intuition there? This is really who's sang intuition?
Speaker 2: Is Juira?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Jewel?
Speaker 1: It's jewel?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, because the shaver.
Speaker 1: Your that's actually the song that ended her career.
Speaker 2: Check it out.
Speaker 1: Fun fact.
Speaker 2: Look no I don't want to wear the sunglasses. We're
Speaker 2: in a hurry, right.
Speaker 1: Look look, wow, salted caramel artificially flavored honey Bunch of Votes,
Speaker 1: Wow Salted Caramel Honey Bunch's artificially flavor Wow thessalted Caramel
Speaker 1: artificially flavored honey Bunch of Boats.
Speaker 2: Okay, so bet a week family size No. About a
Speaker 2: week or so ago, a secret squirrel Joel texted me
Speaker 2: and said, hey, man, we have these. I was like,
Speaker 2: I know, I saw them. I was gonna buy them,
Speaker 2: but post said they were sending them to us, but
Speaker 2: we hadn't received them yet and we needed to record
Speaker 2: an episode, so I did buy it. That episode got postponed.
Speaker 2: So you know, now I have three boxes, and I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why because here's the one that I bought
Speaker 2: from shop right. Elvis wanted to try it, so he
Speaker 2: already had it. I did not taste it, but that's
Speaker 2: why this is opening, okay, so interned down. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: said hey, I wanted you to try a cereal that
Speaker 2: I noticed you hadn't tried yet, so I got you this.
Speaker 2: He also got us the Wednesday cereal that we did
Speaker 2: last week, but that's okay. It wasn't posted yet, so
Speaker 2: he didn't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, internedan, So sorry, we didn't like that one,
Speaker 1: but thank you for thinking of us.
Speaker 2: And then this box came from post from the PR company.
Speaker 2: They sent it to us, so you know, I.
Speaker 1: Also want to say hi to the people at Three
Speaker 1: Wishes because I met somebody who works there, and thank
Speaker 1: you so much for sending us cereal in the future.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the wonderful Wish and Grad family, Yes Wishing Grad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she sent me a postcard a while about it was
Speaker 2: funny when I was in the barbershop.
Speaker 1: It was mentioned specifically because they.
Speaker 2: Brought I don't understand this whole story.
Speaker 1: So I was in the barber shop getting my hair
Speaker 1: done before I was going on this trip, and somebody
Speaker 1: brought in a whole, like Costco size box of the
Speaker 1: Three Wish of cereal. Yes, So they got to talking.
Speaker 1: My barber was talking to me and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: do you get that cereal for free? And the guy
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, my wife is like the head
Speaker 1: of marketing for Three Wishes. And I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's funny.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 1: I've had that cereal before because I do a cereal podcast.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, a cereal podcast. Oh is it that
Speaker 1: one with the guys from Z one hundred and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's me. They were like no way, wow, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Do you remember trying that cereal?
Speaker 1: I liked one of them. Yeah, I specifically remember saying
Speaker 1: that this is the best of the healthy alternative cereals.
Speaker 2: We have a love hate with them. Yeah, we love some,
Speaker 2: we hate others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I really hope they keep growing. They have
Speaker 1: the new one with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Cool, so marshmallows. Yeah, they have a marshmallow one coming,
Speaker 2: kind of like a fake lucky charm.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're going to send it to us.
Speaker 2: All right, very good. So listen, here's my problem with
Speaker 2: the Farmland Fresh Dairyes, fridge people around here just think
Speaker 2: it's a free for all. Yeah, and I have been
Speaker 2: you know, we're recording this episode right before the big
Speaker 2: show is going on vacation. Yeah, so I've been rationing
Speaker 2: the Farmland Fresh Dairies milk all week because I knew
Speaker 2: we had to record this week. I came in this
Speaker 2: morning and here's what's left of our two percent reduced
Speaker 2: fat milk. There's very little in the jug here.
Speaker 1: So let that be a testament to how good the
Speaker 1: milk is though, and how much we drink here.
Speaker 2: People keep swiping it exactly.
Speaker 1: Farmland Fresh Daies, thank you so much for sending us
Speaker 1: the milk. But at the same time, people stop stealing
Speaker 1: our Farmland Fresh Dairyes, milk, yes, please please. We had
Speaker 1: chocolate milk in there too.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we're just gonna have to use a splash in
Speaker 2: each coup.
Speaker 1: You know, I hate that word when it comes to milk.
Speaker 2: Hold on, splash of two percent. Splash of two percent.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say it. I knew what you
Speaker 1: were doing.
Speaker 2: Yeh, take us foon. I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 2: Ink you like Monifa?
Speaker 1: I know that one. No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Do you really want to touch it?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I got the wrong one.
Speaker 2: Ready, here we go. It's honey bunches of oats. Salted caramel. Hmmm,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. That was a little like it was a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't like salt of caramel, really, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't taste of salt. Was that just a figure
Speaker 2: of speech.
Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound crazy, but it's a
Speaker 1: childhood thing. I had a salted caramel things, but they
Speaker 1: put way too much salt on it, and so I've
Speaker 1: always associated it with like a salt brick, and I
Speaker 1: hate it, like sweet salty brick, like a horse salt lick.
Speaker 1: No disgusting. But this is the right amount of salt.
Speaker 1: It's just a touch, just like or splash of salt,
Speaker 1: and the caramel really comes through and it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I do taste the caramel flavor. I also wish that
Speaker 2: it was a little bit sweeter. M m so because
Speaker 2: of that three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I give it four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: It's got the classic honey bunches of oats, taste, the clusters,
Speaker 2: the flakes, with the hint of caramel paramel. However you
Speaker 2: like to say it. I don't really taste the salt.
Speaker 2: I just wish it was a little bit more sweet.
Speaker 1: I really like it. It's perfectly sweet for me. It's
Speaker 1: not too much, it's not overdoing it. I give it
Speaker 1: four balls in a spoon. Okay, yeah, that's like a dessert.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, for the most part, ninety five percent
Speaker 2: of the cereals we eat are like desserts. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: saying yeah, like this next one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are the.
Speaker 2: Biggest, seriously, the biggest. Speaking of marshmallows. So, my friend
Speaker 2: Mara Big listener of the show Loves It lives in
Speaker 2: Kansas City, Kansas loves Hid Interesting went to the Price Chopper,
Speaker 2: Oh love that, and sent me a picture and showed
Speaker 2: me this. There was a whole aisle of Always Save cereals.
Speaker 1: Oh we've never had any of these.
Speaker 2: Now here's I had a crazy flashback when I saw this,
Speaker 2: because when I was just a young lad the Wall
Speaker 2: Bounds Supermarket, which is out of business for years now,
Speaker 2: their store brand was all Way Save. Okay. I did
Speaker 2: some investigating, and Always Save came out in nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 2: about the time I was a young lad. So you
Speaker 2: don't have you calling yourself that. So stores at the
Speaker 2: time were using always Save as their store brand. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I guess that's what Price Chopper is doing, and
Speaker 2: maybe some other stores across this great country of ours.
Speaker 2: But here we go always right, he's gonna tell monologues, okay.
Speaker 2: So anyway I Always Save is the store brand or
Speaker 2: the generic if you will? All right? And this is
Speaker 2: a giant, massive box of marshmallow glitters and recipe on side.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: What Thank you so much Meyer for sending us these.
Speaker 1: I ever meet you. I'm sure you're gonna be a
Speaker 1: wonderful person.
Speaker 2: You've met her? I think, Oh I have yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, hold, I gotta shake it, dude, shake I can wait.
Speaker 2: Well, you know people can watch me shake my box.
Speaker 2: If one of these days some of these things go
Speaker 2: up on YouTube. Oh they get a tight seal, I
Speaker 2: tell you. Usually the generics are just like we can.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rip it. I know it.
Speaker 1: Don't you get cereal on me? Right now?
Speaker 2: There I go.
Speaker 1: Remember the one time that you spit milk out on me?
Speaker 2: I do? Wasn't it fun?
Speaker 1: That was? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Farmland Fresh Air's milk is great anywhere on you
Speaker 2: in a cup, in a bowl.
Speaker 1: Yay. Marshmallow glitters.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows are different than your lucky charms. They're interesting,
Speaker 2: got stars okay, and weird looking horseshoe type things. Could
Speaker 2: they don't list the shapes like no, no, no no, not
Speaker 2: on generics andrew.
Speaker 1: Crowns, triangles and circles. Does it say that tied I
Speaker 1: red balloons.
Speaker 2: Who would the generic mascot be for marshmallow glitters? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like a cow.
Speaker 2: I think it would be Lucy the Leprechaun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lucy. But Lucy is like a foul mouth
Speaker 1: like British person like, Oi, you want me cereal? No
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: That's Australian in it? No Oi Oi? Yeah, vegem everything.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well then okay, she's Australian.
Speaker 2: Then do you think it's a vegemite cereal?
Speaker 1: Oh? Please God? No, all right, Australian would be like, Hi,
Speaker 1: it's different.
Speaker 2: So the cereal the cereal pieces are just pretty much
Speaker 2: all diamonds or squares, I guess, depending on how you
Speaker 2: hold it. All right, let's just rush right through it. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't taste quite like lucky charms.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it tastes like cheerios with marshmallows. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could see that it's ceerials with marshmallows, which I actually
Speaker 1: really like. That's that's a new interesting taste we haven't
Speaker 1: had yet. It is.
Speaker 2: It's not quite as sweet as your lucky charms. It's
Speaker 2: a good source of eleven vitarins and mental vitaarins and vitamins,
Speaker 2: vitamins and minerals. I'm ready to go, Andrew Glitters. I'm
Speaker 2: giving it four bowls in a spoon. I like it.
Speaker 1: I give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The pieces themselves, like the cereal the cereal pieces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not coated with like sugar like a Lucky Charms pieces.
Speaker 2: The good they're not frosted Lucky Charms. They're just regular
Speaker 2: Marshmallow literaist.
Speaker 1: They're regular regular marsham March.
Speaker 2: I can't say right, all right, we'll be back right
Speaker 2: after this.
Speaker 1: I'm WILVERD Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 2: Edward bat you know, it would have been about thirty
Speaker 2: years now, he's been well, he hasn't been dead for
Speaker 2: ten years, maybe about five. Look at you?
Speaker 1: Hey, can we go? It's me Lucy and I do
Speaker 1: Marshmallow Glennis really quick.
Speaker 2: We need to thank our friends at General Mills because
Speaker 2: they have been.
Speaker 1: The monologues, the monologues, the monolge what here we go?
Speaker 2: If this is serial woman to our friends at General Mills,
Speaker 2: they've been really stepping up their game lately. They sent
Speaker 2: us this great back to school box talk and why
Speaker 2: didn't you know?
Speaker 1: It has a book. I'll read you the kid's book
Speaker 1: while on air.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually this is all the stuff they sent us.
Speaker 2: And I took home. What yeah, well, because I have
Speaker 2: the kids and This is all lunchbox stuff and back
Speaker 2: to school things.
Speaker 1: Noize yesterdays, super mac and cheese. You're telling me she
Speaker 1: goes to school with a kettle of boiling water makes it?
Speaker 2: She sure does.
Speaker 1: Oh really, she brings it to the lunch room. She boils, yes,
Speaker 1: the pasta, Yes she does.
Speaker 2: Where in the lunch room Evelyn does it for Yes,
Speaker 2: the lunch lady Evelyn.
Speaker 1: She really she boils and makes the mac and cheese
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 2: Yes. So thank you General Mills for the box top
Speaker 2: products that you sent. What. Look they got some moorest
Speaker 2: nature value lunchbox that would be so good, it even says,
Speaker 2: lunch box bars.
Speaker 1: That's for her lunch box. Yes, that would be so good. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's we're stealing our lunch box things.
Speaker 2: Hold on, they set us something else. Look look what
Speaker 2: they sent us today.
Speaker 1: And what's not in there?
Speaker 2: No, it's all in here because we've done these already.
Speaker 2: So thank you so much, General Mills. Look at that
Speaker 2: always organic, never ordinary. Ah, Cascadian for mini bites. Wow,
Speaker 2: we did both of these. There's the cookies and cream
Speaker 2: and the fruitfuls.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and these are crayons.
Speaker 1: Nobody tell you something. This packaging right, you guys.
Speaker 2: They did a great job.
Speaker 1: Look at that. It's like a story book.
Speaker 2: Mini bites, big fun.
Speaker 1: That is so freaking cool. Yeah, I'd love that we
Speaker 1: get these boxes.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Remember when we were in and then we would just
Speaker 1: complain for her about not getting the pr boxes.
Speaker 2: What I tell you, we beat them to the punch
Speaker 2: because we did these series, like I'm month ago, ha ha. Right,
Speaker 2: So I'll take those crayons home if that's okay, for Cooper,
Speaker 2: and I'll donate the cereals okay because the big Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: free drive is coming soon.
Speaker 1: Great, Yeah, the crayons for Cooper? Is Cooper in second grade?
Speaker 2: She likes to call her. Yeah, okay, all right, so that's.
Speaker 1: Artful and I appreciate that actually.
Speaker 2: So thank you so much, General Moose and paying homage
Speaker 2: to Cascadi Inform because they send us that let's do
Speaker 2: Cascadian form blueberry vanilla granola.
Speaker 1: There is gonna be amazing. I just know it, you think, so, yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you tell by the sticker where I got it?
Speaker 1: You got this from?
Speaker 2: Bye? Right?
Speaker 1: No, by right, that's a thing you got this from?
Speaker 1: Great value, No, big lots, big lots. That was it?
Speaker 2: Yep, Cascadian farm or I can tell you.
Speaker 1: I bought like too much toilet paper there once.
Speaker 2: You sure did, And I never understand.
Speaker 1: That's like literally the only story I have from a
Speaker 1: big lots Now. I went there, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how it was like impossible, Like I don't know where
Speaker 1: that toilet paper came from Narnia, who Hogwarts wherever? But
Speaker 1: that was. There is no shot that I bought that
Speaker 1: much toilet paper that it lasted me a year and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 2: All right, this is like an error package because look
Speaker 2: it says tear here. I guess, have me tear here
Speaker 2: where there's nowhere to tear there's no notch right here,
Speaker 2: there's no notch. Oh see the notches is not right.
Speaker 2: Let me just cut it, okay, because you know you
Speaker 2: don't hear a razor blade. We don't have time at all.
Speaker 1: You know, now, eh, you almost hit me with that.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm very good with a box cutter.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to ask any further.
Speaker 2: Quick smells. It actually smells nice like blueberries.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be delicious because I love vanilla,
Speaker 1: I love blueberries. It's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Good, Okay. The farmland fresh areas two percent reduced fat.
Speaker 2: Milk has been rationed, and there's just enough left for
Speaker 2: these two cups, just to splash, and a little bit
Speaker 2: more from my coffee for the way home.
Speaker 1: Oh no, where is my spoon?
Speaker 2: I'll get you Andrew. You know there's lots of spoons
Speaker 2: in this place.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Look, I left just enough for my coffee. Yeah, see,
Speaker 2: I did it right. Stupid Garrett stole all our milk.
Speaker 1: He was so stressed about this, like he was walking
Speaker 1: around like I saw him today. It's like, hey, Scott,
Speaker 1: how you doing.
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's what's the matter? H I have no milk?
Speaker 2: Well, with no farm milk, we can't do the podcast.
Speaker 1: You were correct?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. I hope these blueberries are
Speaker 2: not all right? M not quite what you expected. I
Speaker 2: don't taste a vanilla, really, I do taste of blueberries.
Speaker 2: If you get one, no sugar added. It's sweetened with fruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, grain tastes like a hand lotion, a little bit
Speaker 1: of coconut that you would get from bath and body works.
Speaker 2: You eat that stuff.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying it smells and tastes like that.
Speaker 2: Well, you eat that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it smells like it, and I assume that's
Speaker 1: what tastes like. Okay, not eating an sanitizer, dry.
Speaker 2: Blueberries, coconut oil, sea salt, vitamini. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: look it's good.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: This might be something to throw on top of yogwit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe Nate would like it for his Icelandic yogurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't know what they're
Speaker 1: doing with those Icelandic cow I do not like that yogurt.
Speaker 1: I actively dislike it. It is too strong. I am
Speaker 1: not a fan.
Speaker 2: Maybe should try the Farmland Fresh Dairyes, yogurt.
Speaker 1: I would love to try to pick it up for you.
Speaker 1: We can put some of this on top of it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 2: There's a store right on my house that has it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it for that.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Every time my mom is in the
Speaker 1: grocery store now she takes a picture and it's like.
Speaker 2: It's Calfey's Yeah, that's right. Next time you're staring at
Speaker 2: the milk case, look for the face. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: would you give that because I'm just gonna give it
Speaker 2: three ball spoon and a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's really let me down. It feels depressing to me.
Speaker 2: They are creating a wave of cascading change. Though with
Speaker 2: the bees and the butterflies.
Speaker 1: I could have done a little more, that's all. The
Speaker 1: pieces could have been sweeter. I don't know, just something
Speaker 1: was missing.
Speaker 2: Listen. Thank you so much for listening to this episode
Speaker 2: of Serial Killers. Please follow us on social Instagram, preferably
Speaker 2: at serial Killers PC. You can check out Andrew at
Speaker 2: Andrew Pug. He's the one to complain to because you
Speaker 2: haven't seen YouTube videos in a while, and he'll get
Speaker 2: that by the time they hear this. He'll get that
Speaker 2: taken care of by the time they hear this one.
Speaker 2: Check me out at Z Scottie b. And please follow
Speaker 2: our good friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram.
Speaker 1: At Farmland Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 2: Well I said that, Well you didn't say, I said,
Speaker 2: follow our good friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm as undersaid, I apologize.
Speaker 2: I know what you thought I said, yeah, but I
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: I got it all right.
Speaker 2: Have a wonderful, wonderful day, have a great week, and
Speaker 2: we will see you soon. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, Love you bye much and thanks
Speaker 1: for watching Crunch, watching Crunch. Okay, now the show is over.
Speaker 2: Bye,