WEBVTT - | Ep 134 | Stop Lying 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:04.320 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:06.600 Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:18.640 Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Giselle 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:19.880 Bryant's what's up? 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:20.280 What's up? 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:21.360 Everyone? I'm right? 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.760 Excuse me, I'm Robin Dixon, all right for Grete my name? 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.080 Are you sure? Yeah? I wasn't sure yet for a minute. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.760 This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being with us 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:30.920 once again. 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:36.680 Okay, that was too many? That was that? Too many? 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:37.760 Sounded right? I mean? 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.640 Are you excited? I am a palms. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.360 You're always excited. I know, I stay on excited street. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.239 I feel like I'm I've been doing the most, like 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:46.920 you know, when the kids have their birthdays. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:48.160 Just it's just too much. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.120 And you're so a When is prom? 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.680 Prom is coming up this weekend? Okay? Oh okay, so 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:55.560 I have that to deal with? 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:56.240 The birthdays? 0:00:56.320 --> 0:01:01.840 Prom all squeezed in one week, okay, and then graduation. 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.399 Graduation won't be for another month or so. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.840 But yeah, still you gotta like plan for it and 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:07.560 think about it. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.600 Yes, I do. I do, anyway, enough about us or 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.039 enough about me? Rather, Robin? 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.680 How you feeling, I'm good, You're good. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.319 I'm late and stress free, like. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.600 I hate when Robin says she's stress free. By the way, 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.600 speaking of your stress free, this is actually funny. So 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:28.119 I told you how uh Jamal Bryant was highly offended 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.440 by you not being on the Real Housewives. But tell me, 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.240 he says, because you travels a lot, right, so he said, 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.319 every time he's in the airport now, people are like, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.600 it's just all go be okay, It's just say right. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:45.240 It's just all go be okay? Oh my god, what 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:50.560 is that? My god? Why ain't doing this? We love Robin. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.200 I mean, people are like, right, ye mind you. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.320 Jamal is like, I'm so far removed from this nonsense, like, right, 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:57.360 why am I in it? 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.760 Right? Right? Exactly exactly? That's so funny. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.560 Yeah, But he's he said, the people are very concerned 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.160 as to whether or not I'm gonna be okay? 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:05.480 Right? 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:06.560 Why would they do that to right? 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.360 Those are two questions he gets across the board at 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:09.920 every airport. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.840 And why would they do that to their show that 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:15.680 they've watched from season one and they've you know, grown 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:16.680 with us and loved us. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.800 But whatever, you know, change change happened. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.200 Change, change is changed. Sometimes people like, oh, change is 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:23.119 good changes. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.880 Change, Yeah, exactly. The change can be good and it 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:30.400 also can be bad, right, or it can just be whatever. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:32.000 So you know, I don't know, but like I said, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.200 I wish I wish you guys all the best. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:37.040 Okay, moving on, Do you have a shady moment? Because 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.920 that was not my shady moment, but I have several. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.360 But what is your shady moment? 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.720 I do have a shady moment? Okay? 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:57.400 So the other Okay, last week Thursday, Thursday night, I 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:01.800 noticed like some I don't look like little like leaves 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:05.880 from outside in my kitchen, like in my like breakfast room. Right, 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.560 So I thought maybe like the kids tracked some dirt 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.960 in or whatever. Yeah, so I swept it all up 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.400 and then we went out of town the next morning. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.920 So I was gone Friday to Sunday Sunday night. So Monday, 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.720 I come back in my kitchen and the stuff is 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:25.240 back leaves, well what I thought were leaves. Oh okay, 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.720 So I go and look at them closer. Yeah, and 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.960 they're little white worms. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:36.840 What. So I call my past control people. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.440 Yeah, they scheduled to come out the next day, right, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:40.480 They came out the next day. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.480 They're like, yeah, these are maggots. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.600 What maggots? 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:49.600 So a maggot is like that eats things, right, So. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:54.160 A maggot is our eggs from flies pretty much. So 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:58.320 typically you'll see a maggot in like a dumpster or 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.600 a garbage can that has like all like the you know, 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:04.040 maybe like meat juices in it, and so you might 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:04.840 open your. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:08.560 Trus yea, and they're like worming around disgust us. Okay, 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:09.360 So that's. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.400 Not what they looked like on my on my floor. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.320 They were they were dead. They weren't all like bunched 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.919 up together, you know. It wasn't like a bunch of 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.000 them in one place. They were like scattered. So I 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.400 didn't think maggots when I first saw them. I thought 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.920 they were just like some sort of debris or you 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.679 know what I mean, like from outside. So we found 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.800 out the source of the maggots. Yes, I have a 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.320 live plant that was like in the corner of my 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:39.040 breakfast room, and somehow the maggots were all they all came, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.520 they all grew in that plant. And it's so weird 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.960 because I've had this plant in my house for a 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:44.559 long time. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.279 So I'm like, I don't know how that happened. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.120 I don't know if maybe like a fly just ended 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:53.359 up in the in the soil and planted eggs. But 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.760 it was just it was it was scar disturbing and 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.000 disgusting and so they're crazy. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.200 Part was so on Monday, wait, wit, did you throw 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.840 that plane away? 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:03.320 Oh? 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:08.880 Yeah, okay, so so so on Monday when I realized like, okay, wait, 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.400 I see these are little white worms. Huh like these 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.680 might and I thought my head, okay, they might be maggots, 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:14.920 but I didn't know where they were coming from. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.640 I was like, I cannot tell the people in my house. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:21.480 No, you cannot because because them people don't know how to, 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.000 they won't burn the house down. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.680 They won't burn the house down and run as far 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:29.040 as they can, right, right, So I kept it to myself, 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.479 right So I So I scheduled the pest control people 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.400 and they were coming the next morning. They gave me 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:36.280 a window, a rival window between eight and twelve. Okay, 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:37.800 And I didn't tell anybody, did you. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.039 Send one away? You have to send one away? This 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:40.880 is what happened. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.279 So I took Corey to school. Corey gets to school 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.400 like right before eight o'clock. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.440 Huh do you know them? These damn pest control people 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:50.800 were at my house like. 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:55.520 Lickety split at like eight twelve, So what cost me? 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:00.040 And he's like, robbing is somebody at the door. He 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.600 said something about little white worms and he was like 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:03.360 he was like, yeah. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.520 It got the wrong house, he. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:08.760 Said. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.560 She she said, yeah, I'm here for little white worms. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:11.880 He's like, you got the wrong house? 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.159 What? And then she said Robin Dixon. He was like, 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.680 he said all al a l So he called me. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:24.720 I was like, yes, they're in the kitchen. So, I mean, 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.839 he just started. He just so dramatic, and the lady 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.360 was cracking. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:34.039 Up because she was like, why is he acting like 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.240 a four year old right about the white worms? 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:36.599 Cracking? 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.520 And I was like, I couldn't tell you because I 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.880 knew that you would be dramatic. Yeah, he was like, yeah, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.280 it's good you didn't tell me yesterday. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.040 Okay, good, Oh my gosh. 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.800 So anyway, so then of course now it's like, well, 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.680 what who's gonna get this plant out of our house? 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:52.920 You couldn't ask them the past control people. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.280 Well, no, it's because I mean, really they don't even 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.160 treat maggots like oh so but she came and she like, 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.080 you know, sprayed. She's put the spray in the plant 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.279 and all that type of stuff. But I mean the 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.120 plant is really heavy because my landscaper potted it and 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.560 he put like rocks at the bottom so the water 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.800 could drain, and I means super heavy, so I couldn't 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:18.120 even ask her to move it. So coincidentally, my landscaper 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:19.480 was coming that same dome. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.840 The guy that doesn't wash, yes, okay, that you want 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:22.480 to set up with me? 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:22.840 Yes? 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.800 And when he's outside, did you say, wait a minute, 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.040 wait a minute, wait a minute, I say that old man. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:33.440 Yes, I am so mad at Robert. Okay, first you 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:34.040 said he. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:39.320 Didn't wash for weeks and he spends all day outside. Yes, 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.520 and then now you show now I'm actually looking at him. Yes, 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.240 I saw him. Yes, he's like eighty two years old, 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:47.840 and you want to hook. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.239 Him up with me. I'm not with friends. I'm tired, 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:51.920 he says. Worn. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.080 There he is. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.000 He's old looking, very much old looking. 0:07:56.600 --> 0:08:00.560 He got he has aged, Yes, so he ate because 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.560 like all his workers quit so now he like almost 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.360 does his job by himself. Oh no, he's really it's 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.080 really aged. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.120 He might need to quit too, Yeah, he might need so, 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.120 so he took the plan out. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.520 So yes, so luckily he was coming that same day, 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:16.320 so you ain't tell why man up and take this plane. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.160 I know that he's not capable. I know that he's 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.320 not capable. When we used to have we used to 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.080 have field mice in our old house and I would 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.240 catch him on the on the glue trap. Yeah, I'm 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.200 the one that had to know, Yes, get the glue trap, 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.080 picked one, put this, put it in the in the 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.080 trash bag and get it out. Oh yeah, he cannot 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.600 handle it, which is so crazy to me because if 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.480 you knew how he grew up, why from the hood, right. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:42.000 But I think he's so scarred from that experience. Okay, 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:43.520 you know what I'm saying, Like he's. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:44.760 Like, you know, they would be. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.800 You know, twelve people in the house and mice crawling 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.880 on your head and stuff when you're sleeping like stuff 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:56.960 like that. So he's like traumatized, so scarred, so traumatized. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.720 So anyway, Yes, my shady moment is that my plan 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.040 had maggots in it and they were all throughout my kitchen. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.200 It wasn't like it didn't feel like an infestation, but 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.320 they were like you know, it's like you see one 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.240 thing and then and then you just start looking for 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.640 him everywhere and then so then I could just see 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.800 them like all around, like the perimeter of the kitchen, 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.360 but they weren't like in like the food sources or 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.440 like you know, a food area. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:22.480 Thank god, thank God. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.000 Well, my shady moment is a little shorter than that, 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.760 a little bit of a short story. So the twins, 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.359 you know, they're finishing up their senior. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.720 Year, and. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.720 I don't really know what this forum was for. Like 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.680 Angel handed me something to sign, like for school, but 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:42.439 it was something that her and a door were doing, 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.360 so I think it was for a field trip. I'm 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.920 not quite sure. I signed it and gave it back 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:54.600 to her, and now they're off to the army, probably 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:59.480 for the army. Actually, I just relinquished all responsibility. So 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.000 then I said to a door, I was like, hey, 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.040 where's your permission slips? I signed for Angel. She was like, oh, 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:04.599 I turn mine in. 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:09.360 I said, I said, what do you mean? She was like, oh, 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.680 I signed your name. I turned it in. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.760 What I said, A door like, what are you talking about? 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.440 What she was like, MI, be signed your name is 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:15.960 in seventh grade? 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:16.400 What do you mean? 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.880 And she winked at me, like, yeah, I got this, 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:23.520 I said. I was like, what, Oh my gosh, she said, 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:23.840 you ain't. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.160 No, no, I did not know. You've been signing my name. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.040 Oh my gosh. Okay, at your leisure. This is your 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.880 rebellious child, this is my I'm just gonna do it. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.840 I want it. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.680 And I would expect this out of like she said, 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.640 out of grace, right, she said, I've been practicing. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.720 I got it down real good, looks great. It's just 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.240 like yours. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.719 She was like, nobody said, nobody said it didn't look 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:45.320 like yours. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.080 What was it? I said? They asked parents to sign 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.520 the permission slip. So I know what the hell is 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:51.480 going on? Right? 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.400 And you're not eighteen? Oh my god, you and in 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.960 seventh grade. I don't even know what were you for 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:57.200 in the seventh grade? 0:10:57.200 --> 0:11:00.000 Are you just catching on that, yes, you would sign 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:02.320 angels and not adore? Well, I guess she would get me. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:07.200 She would sign angels too. Have you did you ask 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:08.440 to see her signature? 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.480 I think no, I did not. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.480 I'm going to though, because she might be like taking 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.920 all my money out my bank account. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:18.240 But I felt like. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:22.079 That was very shady. I said, again, right, do not. 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:27.000 Adore Bryant eight million dollars? Right? So then she said 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:27.840 paid to the order. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.920 What was really funny was like a couple of days 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:36.720 after that, something was going on and and she was like, my, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:38.800 you know, I think you need to sign for it, 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:40.680 and I and I wasn't around. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.440 I was like, oh, door, just go ahead on sign 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:45.160 She just signed my name. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.200 You obviously know how to do that, and just go 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.120 ahead on to do it. So yeah, that was a mess. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.280 Okay, So they learned cursive. Yeah, okay, it ain't no curse. 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:54.560 You know, they don't teach teach it. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.440 Anymore, I know, but they in their school they did, 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.200 like their first grade or fourth grade whatever grade that is. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.120 Teacher was like an old school teacher. 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.440 It was adamant. Okay. Yeah, so how do how do 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.959 little kids sign it? Write a check? They're never going 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:09.520 to write a check? 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.520 Well, they like either print their name or they just scribble, 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.920 like it's literally scribble. So okay, So when Corey and 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:22.960 Carter see people's signatures, yeah, sometimes they look like just 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:23.800 little scribbles. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:24.120 Right. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.400 So it's so now they think their signature can just 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:32.839 be a scribble because now you know, now that you know, 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.240 especially Corey now he's in high school, that forms usk 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.200 for a signature. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.160 Yes, for like that he has to sign for him 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.080 to sign right, and it's and then he'll just do 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:42.480 a scribble like. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:46.160 A little doodle wow. Yeah, okay, and it's there is 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.280 no C O R E or why in it. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.320 It's just a scribble. You might want to send him 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:55.839 down and ask tell him like, let's sign your name, right, yes, at. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.120 Least be able to sign their name. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.200 Yeah. So we So that was like, that was my 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:03.480 project for last year summer. Like, okay, guys, y'all gonna 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.320 watch some YouTube videos and you're gonna learn how to 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:06.920 write person. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:08.040 Learn that's how your name? 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:08.960 Do you think they did it? 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:09.200 Now? 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.280 So you get to sit with them? Who got time 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:12.560 for that? 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:12.760 Right? 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:13.760 You don't? I got time? 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:15.560 Well you know what, I got a little more time, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.240 So rob moving on? You know who has a who 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:20.200 doesn't have any time? 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.120 Neo? So neo? 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.400 Yeah, is walking around with two to three women yes 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:27.360 as his girlfriend? 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.080 Yes? Out in broad daylight? 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:30.760 Yes cool, that's what you want to do. And if 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.880 the girls are with it, I'm cool with it, right. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:34.400 Yeah, whatever floats their boats. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.959 Right, but now he says they should he should have 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.560 the right to get married to these multiple women. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.240 Oh really, he wants to marry both of them? 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.760 Yes, okay, And he said, why shouldn't I be able 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.960 to do that? We ain't hurting nobody, it's just the law, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.040 which he needs to make a song that says, we 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:54.560 ain't nobody nobody? 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:55.720 Can you move to Utah? 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.719 Isn't it? It's legal in Utah? It's I think it's 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.839 legal ish in Utah. Polygamy right, No, well, I think. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.319 They do it, and it's everybody looks the other way 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.040 necessarily think it's legal. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.000 Okay, Well, he just needs to move to Utah. He 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.719 just needs to continue to do what he's doing. Why 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.480 do you need to make it legal? Why does he 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.600 have to marry them? Right? I don't. I don't get that. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.640 Because and I don't even understand that, because then, like 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.400 what happens to Okay, if he married both of them, 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.440 I guess he's just gonna split all his assets in the. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.440 Half, right, it's advantageous for him not to get married, right, 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:27.880 and then. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.160 And then he has kids. How many kids does he have? 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.280 I don't know. I know that he has children yes. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:38.000 So now you're splitting your whatever, your assets with two 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.200 women and your multiple children. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.080 Right because he's splitting his ass. Yeah, why do you 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:43.200 need to get married? Why? 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.160 It doesn't make any sense. So this is our recommendation 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:46.720 for Neo. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.680 Yeah, stay single and just keep doing what you're doing. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:53.960 Stay single because we know in three weeks and four 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.200 days he's going to have a different woman. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.320 Well he's gonna he's gonna interchange, like one's gonna leave 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:02.160 and another one's gonna So why give yourself the headache 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.240 of going through divorce. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:03.920 He's been through that. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.240 He's been through what two divorces or maybe two? 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:10.120 Maybe three? He was Was he married to Manetta? Was 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.040 he married? No, they were not married. They were engaged 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:13.440 and then he married and that. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.080 Was the problem because okay, let's not talk about that 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:17.960 because that's the whole story. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:19.840 And then Crystal. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.960 Crystal, they were married, right, yes, and they got married 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.560 again or something re upped something like that. 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:33.720 They did a robin and wand But speaking of robbing ewan, 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.320 Oh my goodness, I went out with my high school 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:37.440 friends the other day. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.840 Oh I got a robbin wan too. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:43.080 Okay, when I'm in high school friends, we don't see 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:45.760 each other that often, but you know, we try to 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.040 get it in, so it might be like once every 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:52.200 ten months. So we're sitting there talking or whatever, and 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.200 one of my girlfriends had gotten divorced from her husband 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:57.080 four years ago. Divorce. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.880 I hate him, he hates me, he's I hope he dies. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.720 She wanted to have a look. They have children. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:08.320 Really, Yes, it's life insurance, true, church is true. 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:09.240 But she wanted. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.960 So anyway, long story short, She's sitting there with a 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.040 ring on and I didn't notice it at first, and 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.120 I always like, well catch a ring. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.880 Yes, right. 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:25.040 So another girlfriend who's actually always more inquisitive than me, 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.760 was like, wait a minute. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.760 Hey, you have a ring on your finger. What's going on? 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.720 She was like, well, I was happy we're all together, 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:35.240 so now I can tell you I remarried her husband. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:36.920 They got remarried. 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.760 Oh so, y'all didn't even know that. They were like rekindling. 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.120 No, here's the kicker. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:45.640 Okay, So your question to me is how did they rekindle? 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.120 About to tell you? She got a dog. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.680 She got a dog for her daughter who's like in 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.280 high school, and she didn't want to get the dog. 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:58.080 Mind you. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:59.920 This my girlfriend's like going by the school to get 0:16:59.920 --> 0:17:02.600 her PhD all these things. So she gets the dog, 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:06.280 but she also has so much going on that she 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:10.480 asked her daughter, ask your father to walk the dog. Okay, okay, 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.600 So the father starts walking the dog, so he's like 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:17.600 in and out the house. The dog gets sick, and 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.479 my girlfriend said, I can't do this. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.520 The dog about to die. Dog throwing up and shaking 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.919 and all kinds stuff. She was like, I don't know 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:26.240 what to do. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.239 So she called her ex husband and said, can you 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:29.600 come help me with this dog? 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.439 I don't know what to do? And he was familiar 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.000 with the dog because he would walk the dog. Right, 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:33.920