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Speaker 1: You can't hear me confession. I can't take that earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker, Texas seventy five nine two says I was

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Speaker 2: trying to stomp a friend from bicycling home one night.

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Speaker 3: While he was drunk.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea, so I took the brakes and

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Speaker 2: the chain off of his bike. He then walks outside

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Speaker 2: picks up a totally different bike, and that's when I

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Speaker 2: realized I disassembled the wrong bike.

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Speaker 3: Now you're like a burglar.

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Speaker 4: I take the brakes if you already took the chain.

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Speaker 2: When we went out to a show happy hour, I

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Speaker 2: took the engine out of Alexis's car. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: didn't even notice.

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Speaker 3: Never got to thank you for that one election.

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Speaker 4: She checked the trunk and everything.

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Speaker 3: She drives like the Flintstone Jazz.

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Speaker 2: Good friends come in a lot of different forms, and

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Speaker 2: today we have a guy who wants to come clean.

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Speaker 2: He's chosen to use Anthony as his alias. So Anthony,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Jayles Is Anthony.

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Speaker 1: Can I call you Tony? Tony?

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Speaker 4: He's not my name. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Whatever your name is.

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Speaker 3: The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, So whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 2: hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so I played fantasy football, and I'm.

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Speaker 4: So sorry for your co workers and any of your

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Speaker 4: friends that don't play. They have to hear it all

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Speaker 4: the time. So I'm not projecting.

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Speaker 2: Ok So you get pretty into it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hardcore, and we always have a punishment for people

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Speaker 1: that love and last year, I will.

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Speaker 3: I do like these.

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Speaker 1: That you came in last place I did.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you have to do?

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Speaker 1: I had to take a four month Lombarda dance class.

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Speaker 2: Lombarda.

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Speaker 4: What's that one?

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Speaker 1: It's like I call it like sexy solfa.

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Speaker 2: Sexy Okay, well probably for a guy dancing.

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Speaker 4: It's always fun. Did you enjoy it?

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm not at first, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Okay, But because that's why it's a punishment, right, it

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Speaker 4: takes something that you obviously liked.

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Speaker 3: It was embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Well is the thing. It's got a lot of like

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Speaker 1: sensual hit movements. It's called it for business dance in

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Speaker 1: Brazil the way the forbidden dance.

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Speaker 2: Forbidden dance.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it is something forbidden.

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Speaker 3: We let it happen in America.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's what they do in dirty dancing.

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 4: So now are you like out dancing all the guys?

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Speaker 1: Well, so the whole thing was when it was done,

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to perform the final from my friend.

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Speaker 1: That's what the punishment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah again, dance off?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And what happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm married and I took four months of dance class,

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Speaker 1: and I knew I wasn't going to be able to

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Speaker 1: hide what I was doing for my wife.

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Speaker 2: You have to hook up with the other people in

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Speaker 2: the class, thought, why would your wife not let you dance?

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Speaker 1: I mean, the whole thing is, if I had said, hey, honey,

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Speaker 1: I got to take four months with Lombada because I

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Speaker 1: lost a fantasy football, she'd have absolutely said no.

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Speaker 4: Okay, dancing behind her back. This is like footts, It's

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Speaker 4: like footlows, but for adults.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she doesn't want you spending time away from her

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Speaker 2: for four months. I mean I could see that.

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Speaker 1: I thought, Well, I won't tell her that I got

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Speaker 1: it because I lost fantasy football. I'll tell her that

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Speaker 1: I just want to do it, and I want to

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Speaker 1: do it with her.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's kid, that's smart.

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Speaker 4: You guys took the class together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was really surprised. She thought I was

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Speaker 1: so sweet and I was so thoughtful because she loves

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Speaker 1: to dance and she knows.

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Speaker 4: I don't, dude, this is like a win win. It

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Speaker 4: doesn't end up being a punishment at all.

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Speaker 1: It seems like, well, yeah, we're getting there.

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 1: Why so we would go but twice a week we

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Speaker 1: learned to dance lombata. It actually really brought us really

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Speaker 1: clothes and the whole time is thinking that it was

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Speaker 1: the sweet romantic gesture on my part, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to tell her like, hey, this is because I

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Speaker 1: lost fantasy football. Yeah, close to you, it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be a punishment.

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Speaker 2: That's how you framed it to her, was like, I

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Speaker 2: have this sweet date night idea for us. It's totally

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Speaker 2: my idea. Yeah, four months, gotcha.

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Speaker 4: I mean it seems pretty innocent, though.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if she found out that

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Speaker 1: our whole relationship just got better because it was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be a punishment. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Watching next season, they're like, now you guys got to

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Speaker 3: do painting classes. Bro, you're going to be a great husband.

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Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I loved getting close to my wife.

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Speaker 1: I hate going to the classes again?

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Speaker 3: Are you bad?

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Speaker 4: Is that why?

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Speaker 1: It's just embarrassing. I'm not comfortable with it. It's not

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Speaker 1: especially because I did do it in front of my

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Speaker 1: friends and I just so awkward the whole time. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't want to stop going to the classes. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: the next eight months scheduled, and I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to tell her.

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Speaker 3: You're about to be a competitive bottom.

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Speaker 4: He's going to be on the world stage, hating every

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Speaker 4: single second.

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Speaker 3: Dancing with the stars. Just I do not want to

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Speaker 3: be here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just don't know how to

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Speaker 1: tell her, like, I don't want to do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: And the only reason I did it was because I

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Speaker 1: was being punished because I lost fantasy football.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go with the hot you don't sprain

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Speaker 4: an ankle, Yeah there, Alexis will come in. Nancy Carrigan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got.

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Speaker 2: Some metal bats lying around.

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Speaker 3: She'll bring those right over.

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Speaker 1: We thank you for advising me to lie to my wife.

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Speaker 2: Well, dude, I mean it's good that you're bonding with

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Speaker 2: your wife now over this supposed to be like fantasy

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Speaker 2: football punishment.

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Speaker 4: Do your fantasy bros know that you've been suckered into

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Speaker 4: eight more months of this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah loving it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah see, good things do come out of fantasy football.

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Speaker 2: Bro Text in seventy five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 2: a confession that you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after

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Speaker 4: This, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,