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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I do. So I told my family that I got

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Speaker 1: really sick and I had to stay home instead of

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Speaker 1: going on our regular family summer camping trip. But I

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Speaker 1: wasn't sick.

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Speaker 2: I just told him I.

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Speaker 1: Was not only just getting out of the family vacation,

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Speaker 1: but I had a tender date open up that I

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Speaker 1: was really looking forward to. So it kind of got

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Speaker 1: two birds one stone a little bit, or at least

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Speaker 1: that was my intention.

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Speaker 2: So you get a family camping trip for a tender date.

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Speaker 1: Well at the tender date, he was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: have a yacht and you know I can take you out.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, whoa, that is going to be

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Speaker 1: way better to being stuck in a campground with my

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Speaker 1: mom and my stepdad but also my dad and my

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Speaker 1: two brothers. So it's a camp trip with a side

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Speaker 1: of drama usually, And I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: if there's a yacht on the line, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: stay holed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess the reason why, Like I got

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Speaker 1: the short end of the stick out of the whole

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Speaker 1: deal because I thought like, yeah, yeah, no, camping awesome,

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Speaker 1: guys like I went to this quote unquote yacht. It

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Speaker 1: was a pontoon boat.

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Speaker 2: That's so somebody fools you and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm like, you use the word yat

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Speaker 1: like I'm not expecting.

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Speaker 3: The Leonard Skinnert situation that I had to. I am

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Speaker 3: stuck on that thing for like five hours. It was

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Speaker 3: not at all, So karma kind of got me back.

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Speaker 2: I guess that's worth the family thing.

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Speaker 1: Then yeah. Yeah, but here's the here's the real little

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Speaker 1: dirty figured.

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Speaker 4: Of it all.

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Speaker 1: Like stuck on this pomp tune boat. It's been like,

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Speaker 1: you know, an hour, and then I like remembered, like

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Speaker 1: there's that plug thing that you could pull. I could

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Speaker 1: just think the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: And uh, you know, at least if I have the

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Speaker 4: authorities coming out and rescuing me, I don't have to

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Speaker 4: stand on the pontoon boat any longer.

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Speaker 2: Did you sink the boat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he has no idea you're the one

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Speaker 2: that sunk it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean well it wasn't in the best shape,

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Speaker 4: so he just kind of assumed that he did something wrong.

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Speaker 1: Again, I was I was thankful for that.

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Speaker 4: Craziest thing, Like after.

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Speaker 1: You know we finally got on landed everything.

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Speaker 2: He was just like, oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to just like throttle him and be like.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Of course, thanks for making me feel better.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret,