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Speaker 1: You don't hear me concession, I can't take better earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak text.

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Speaker 1: To seventy five nine two says I had four really

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Speaker 1: heavy things delivered from Amazon, but I ordered them days

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Speaker 1: apart because my ring cam caught the delivery guy calling

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Speaker 1: my cat overweight.

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Speaker 3: That's your passive aggressive revenge.

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Speaker 1: It's like an episode of Garfield playing out in real life.

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Speaker 1: But you know what we're all about, petty revenge on

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Speaker 1: this show, especially during this segment the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: I get it petty because it was a pet Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: you really read deep into that one.

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Speaker 1: This is where our listeners can share all the devious

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Speaker 1: things they've done anonymously because we alter your voice for

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Speaker 1: your protection. And today we have a woman who wants

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Speaker 1: to share her secret using the fake name Danielle. So, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we can't wait to hear what your big secret

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Speaker 4: confession is.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it's extra petty because the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 1: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 1: your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I've been dying to tell someone this. I've

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Speaker 2: held onto it for over six years.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a long time. I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: What's what was going on?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So one of my friends is Dan, this guy

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Speaker 2: objestively he was good looking, but he was he was

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Speaker 2: a total d bag.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh really Yeah, those will never go together.

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Speaker 1: Good looking guys that are rude who.

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Speaker 2: He was in himself. He was just like, I'd be

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Speaker 2: over at their apartment and he would make us watch

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Speaker 2: videos of him working out of the gym.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that's like a next level Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like how much could he bench? Though? Those

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Speaker 1: are like two seventy five men?

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Speaker 3: You mean Jeff wanted to invite to the viewing party?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It was impressive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really cringe worthy. And the worst part

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Speaker 2: is he just never my friend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so were getting revenge on him? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she couldn't see that, and he was always

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Speaker 2: saying they were meant to be together.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It's tough to break somebody out of that

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Speaker 1: like delusion when they're so in love.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you just got to be patient, wait and

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Speaker 4: then pick up help him pick up pieces.

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Speaker 3: At the end of it, guy.

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Speaker 1: Could have been like, you don't love me, and I do.

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Speaker 3: He's the hottest guy.

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Speaker 2: I've ever dated?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean, so what could you really do? Danielle?

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Speaker 2: Well, I had an idea because my friend's birthday was

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Speaker 2: coming up and I wanted to throw a surprise party

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Speaker 2: at her place. Of course, her boyfriend was annoyed that

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Speaker 2: I wanted to do it there because you didn't want

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Speaker 2: to clean.

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Speaker 3: Whoa you had to work out.

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Speaker 2: I was studying it up their place with me and

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Speaker 2: her boyfriend, and I'm alone in their bedroom and I

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Speaker 2: have this idea. What if I give my friend the

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Speaker 2: proof she to break up with him?

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Speaker 4: How did you like catch him cheating? I mean, like,

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Speaker 4: what else could break him up?

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Speaker 2: As I pulled some lip blots in my purse and

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Speaker 2: I slid the entire lipt Blocks container underneath the pillow,

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Speaker 2: but just sticking it out enough so you could see it.

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Speaker 3: What are you framed me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, this is why I confess. Oh wow, so

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Speaker 2: you put.

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Speaker 1: Random lip gloss underneath the pillow of.

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Speaker 2: Their bed And has he actually cheated on her before? No,

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Speaker 2: he had not cheated on.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, like he's the.

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Speaker 4: Dirt.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 2: I closed the door, We have a surprise party, goes

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Speaker 2: off great. Then at the end of the night, I

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Speaker 2: tell my friend I just need to go to her

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Speaker 2: bedroom because I left my jacket there. Oh, so my

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Speaker 2: friend came with me. I grabbed my jacket off her

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Speaker 2: bed and she immediately noticed let's here. Oh god, oh

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Speaker 2: my god?

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that yours?

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Speaker 3: I mean, even with a voice changer, I just feel

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Speaker 3: like your acting skills were subpar?

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Speaker 1: How did that get in there?

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Speaker 3: No way did she believe that it was evidence of

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Speaker 3: him cheating?

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Speaker 2: Well, she coldfront him. He denied, and of course he cried.

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Speaker 3: Probably I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 2: But I mean if he was like confident enough, like

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Speaker 2: he just convinced her that I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't good at defending him being brained.

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Speaker 3: So wait did they break up because of this?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Both their relationship.

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Speaker 1: God, but I guess that's what you wanted, right, your

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Speaker 1: friend to feel like she got cheated on on her birthday.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 3: I mean, is your friend better off? Well?

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Speaker 2: I I was so happy. I thought, finally she's free,

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Speaker 2: as she can find someone who actually deserves her. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's for One year later, we bump into her ex

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Speaker 2: boyfriend in a best Buy parking lot and he's driving

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Speaker 2: a Maserati convertible. Okay, Okay, it turns out a few

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Speaker 2: months after their breakup, he got really into cryptocurrency. He

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Speaker 2: needs a ton of money. Oh god. Yeah, he's constantly

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Speaker 2: taking trips with his new hot girl friend play in

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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, her name is Alexis. She doesn't want to talk

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Speaker 1: about that. Oh my god, how did your friend react

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Speaker 1: to that?

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Speaker 2: She was completely devastated. She's like, if I had just

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Speaker 2: forgiven him, I'd be on a yacht in Italy right now.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't know his.

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Speaker 4: Friend's not on his Instagram every day or anything, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Honestly I think he is, So that's the problem. But

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, I still think she's better off. But

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Speaker 2: for the last two as, I feel really nilty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

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Speaker 1: you did the right thing, Danielle.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's a limb, even if I.

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Speaker 1: Don't fully believe it. I think you need to hear

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Speaker 1: that no one really agrees with you on the text. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: your heart was in the right place. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: if any of my friends are listening, never try this on.

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Speaker 3: That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Still, Danielle, You're fine. Text ding seven eighty five nine

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Speaker 1: two if you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 1: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 1: you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,