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Speaker 1: And it's time now for a round of would you

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Speaker 1: rather Would you rather live where it always rains? Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather live where it's always dark?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I need that rain. I got to see some light.

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Speaker 2: I take that rain. I can't do that. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: do that dark? Ain't ain't no sunshine, not for so Okay?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather do hair and makeup? Listen to this one, guys,

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Speaker 1: do hair and makeup at a funeral home? Or would

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Speaker 1: you drive a city rather drive a city bus?

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Speaker 2: John driving the bus? Yeah, you don't want to. I

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Speaker 2: don't give a damn how you look when you live

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Speaker 2: in I know?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 2: Hell? Hell cas?

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Speaker 1: What's that sound again?

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not fitting to care how you look now, I'm

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Speaker 2: not damn So your bus drivers all good? Hell? Did

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Speaker 2: high brow look at family be wanting to fight me? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my mama, lipstick, get it right, I did. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: have that wig on backwards. I know you already know

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Speaker 2: you're gonna do it wrong. I ain't. I ain't even

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Speaker 2: gonna put the wig on you. You gotta put a wig.

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Speaker 2: Look just like us.

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Speaker 3: That the bus drivers out there?

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Speaker 1: You yes, yeah, the city buses drive.

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Speaker 2: That's cool, gig anywhere?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather? I got that a lot when I

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Speaker 1: used to ride the bus. All right, listen, would you

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Speaker 1: rather show your boss all the pictures in your phone?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather show your wife all the pictures

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Speaker 1: in your phone?

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Speaker 2: Boss? Well, I got a problem because my wife. You're

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Speaker 2: in trouble.

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Speaker 1: All right? Quiet, nephew, what you got.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying, I'm tying my man't get in trouble for that?

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Speaker 2: Will were good? All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather give up lying? All right, one's

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Speaker 1: gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I got to lie. I'm gonna give up profanity.

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Speaker 3: That's a that's a lie, right there. I don't I

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Speaker 3: don't see you giving.

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Speaker 2: It's no way I can start. It's no way. What

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Speaker 2: is the problem you have? Is the basis and core

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Speaker 2: of marital happiness and bliss. If you stop lying, listen,

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Speaker 2: this is a rap. Relegates rounded, would you rather? Guys? Hey,

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Speaker 2: good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have yourself

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Speaker 2: a happy and a safe new year from all of us.

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Speaker 2: Here to Steve Harvey Morning Show