1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: Today lit up by taking random door dash orders on 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: my porch. Hell yeah, stealing. So for context, me, eighteen 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: mail and my family have been having an issue where 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,960 Speaker 1: we get random door dash orders on our porch. 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 2: That's the greatest issue of all time, free food, bro 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: I would definitely take that. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: The first time that happened, I assumed it was mistake, 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: and after no one claimed it for two hours, we 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: just decided to take it. Then randomly every month another 10 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: would appear. After the second meal, we called door dashed 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: and they told us it was most likely a glitch 12 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: and not to worry about it. Ever since, we've just 13 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: taken orders as a stroke of luck until today. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 2: Oh. 15 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: Now, out my window, I see someone deliver some food. 16 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: The same thing happens. I go ahead and grab it. 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: My brother starts to eat the cheeseburger and fries, and 18 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: right as I'm about to dig in, we hear a 19 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: knock on the front door. Of course, we panic and 20 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: throw everything back in and I see a short twenty 21 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: five year old guy. He says he's nice and says 22 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: that their house number is the same as ours, and 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: our addresses got mixed up, saying how he even brings 24 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: us our packages. Man is like the good guy bringing 25 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: the packages that get mixed up and said to his place, 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 1: but they are eating the food. 27 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 2: Oh so tragic. 28 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: We both apologizes and he leaves, saying enjoy your night. 29 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: So I hand him back all the food, with the 30 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: exception of the fries and burger. That's like all the food. 31 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 2: I mean, you've already you've already beaten. 32 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: So he leaves and I thought that was the end 33 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: of it. About five minutes later comes another knock. I 34 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: answered the door and a woman about the same age 35 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: and stature as the other guy shows up, and she's 36 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: visually upset. She asks about the burger and the fries 37 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,839 Speaker 1: that were inside the bag. Where's the burger and fries? 38 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 1: My mom shouts a no as she walks upstairs, and 39 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: my brother shrugs it off. I step outside with her 40 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: and apologize, saying that he ate it and that they 41 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: didn't want to fess up. I asked if she would 42 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: want us to pay her back, and she tells me no. 43 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: Then she points to her house and then tells me 44 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: we get her orders. I tell her sorry and that 45 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: we thought the orders were random. She then says, I 46 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: don't believe you in an angry tone and walks off. 47 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: So she's PiZZ They've been taking your It's like a 48 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: whole plot. Yeah, like taking the conspiracy. Now I'm watching 49 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: a movie feeling like shit taking their food. I'm wondering 50 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: if there's anything I can do to make it up 51 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: to them, But I'm guessing there. 52 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 2: Isn't there's absolutely something you can do. All the food 53 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 2: the next time to their mouth the baby bird. 54 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: Yeah not. 55 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 2: You can not just eat the food the next time 56 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 2: the order comes. Like, get a ring like camera thing 57 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 2: so you can see the instant it gets there, grab 58 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 2: it and then pretend like like I don't know what 59 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 2: you're talking about. 60 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about I've never seen this door down. 61 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: I've never what do doord? I don't even know what that. 62 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. 63 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm cultured, and uh, I don't dash to doors. 64 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: I know about caveat, I've never heard of such a thing.