Speaker 1: Oh, calm, calm down, Calm calm down.
Speaker 2: Look at how calm he is.
Speaker 3: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: Welcome everybody to this week's podcast. I have a photo
Speaker 3: shoot after this and I'm very swollen and I'm applying
Speaker 3: my own bakeup. You should be doing one of those
Speaker 3: ice rollers. Warren got me that. It's part of my
Speaker 3: I forgot what Laren called it, summer girl like look like.
Speaker 3: I don't know hot girls, hot girl summer. Sure, I
Speaker 3: didn't obviously enroll in that, but yeah, get some like
Speaker 3: a thing very fresh. Now it's the lightning. Thank you.
Speaker 3: So welcome everyone, and you were welcomed back to your
Speaker 3: Amazon seminar. I need to hear details. I was so
Speaker 3: excited you actually called yesterday facetimed with Ryan Fitzpatrick and
Speaker 3: Andrew Whitworth. I was so excited to run downstairs. Have
Speaker 3: you talked to Connie and see the baby? And little
Speaker 3: did I know she was on the phone with an
Speaker 3: insurance company and she was not happy, and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: talk to my friends. Well, then Connie and I have
Speaker 3: something in common because I got an insurance rant for
Speaker 3: the ages. But I want everyone to just settle in,
Speaker 3: grab some coffee, grab a glass of wine. I will
Speaker 3: save the rant for the end, because, let me tell you,
Speaker 3: I am sick and tired of these companies. They take
Speaker 3: our money, but they won't give us anything back. I
Speaker 3: have had a week. So Connie, jump on here and
Speaker 3: give me your questions, comments and concerns. Okay, but before
Speaker 3: we get to that Amazon, you know. Okay, So this
Speaker 3: is what's so great. So Amazon Thursday Night Football last year,
Speaker 3: first year. So many questions, like a lot of the
Speaker 3: guys had never done TV before, they had never done
Speaker 3: all you more, Yeah, yeah, like are we going to
Speaker 3: have a set? Like do we even have a plane
Speaker 3: ticket to the game? Like so many question marks like anything.
Speaker 3: It kind of was the startup because everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's Amazon. I'm like, yeah, Amazon's got money, but they
Speaker 3: have never produced games before. It's the first streaming you know,
Speaker 3: NFL game, So there was a lot of first I
Speaker 3: have got to tell you so Andy Jasse is the
Speaker 3: CEO of AMAZ and he was there the first day
Speaker 3: of our seminar. Like the nicest I'll tell you. Leadership
Speaker 3: starts at the top. Yeah, okay, Like they set the tone,
Speaker 3: so casual, so fun. I was like, he just he
Speaker 3: made me realize, like how great. And we work working
Speaker 3: at Fox. It's the same way is that it's family.
Speaker 3: And if you're lucky enough to work for a company,
Speaker 3: like when the house got robbed, literally like half the executives,
Speaker 3: half the people I work with called and reached out
Speaker 3: like are you okay? And I just I feel so
Speaker 3: grateful to work at multiple companies that treat you with
Speaker 3: respect and this makes you also want to work harder.
Speaker 3: And as for people like you and I who also
Speaker 3: have employees, it's a remind I got to this is
Speaker 3: nothing to sneeze about. It's a reminder that like she's
Speaker 3: treating yeah, thank you, no mistake it that, yeah, people
Speaker 3: work for you. But the more you treat them like
Speaker 3: human beings and the more that you value them, the
Speaker 3: more that they want to do good for you. So
Speaker 3: that's where I just love those boys so much. I
Speaker 3: love all the guys we get to work with. You
Speaker 3: know how we've talked about this a nauseum, like they
Speaker 3: become our family shurm. Like you know, our affinity with
Speaker 3: sure Fits couldn't be funnier. Wit is like the like
Speaker 3: last night after dinner, shrm and wit go, You're not
Speaker 3: walking out to the Uber by yourself. They got up,
Speaker 3: walked me out to the car, made sure I got
Speaker 3: in the Uber safe. We're like text us when you
Speaker 3: get home, like just like sweet good people. So it
Speaker 3: makes me really as much as I'm not ready for
Speaker 3: the summer to be over yet because I'm just not
Speaker 3: mentally there, I cannot wait to go back on the
Speaker 3: road with these boys and have my crew on Sunday.
Speaker 3: I just football is the fucking best, and like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm really excited and it feels like family.
Speaker 3: Tony has a sleeve of tattoos and tattoo Tony is wild.
Speaker 3: Tony Gonzalez is ready, he said, Tony, I never went
Speaker 3: up with you guys. Yeah, he is the tirring. In fact,
Speaker 3: he's got a tiger tattoo. Now, okay are yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: So I can't wait. It's a great group and like
Speaker 3: the girls are great, like Kayleie and Taylor. Anyways, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Can you tell? Well, I'm so excited that I had
Speaker 3: seventy five drinks with them last night. I love it.
Speaker 3: Where were did you guys go out to dinner? Or
Speaker 3: were you still at the office. You know, we went
Speaker 3: to a place in Culver City called Margo. If anyone
Speaker 3: knows the area, Culver City is happening. There's so many
Speaker 3: things going in over there. So as someone who's not
Speaker 3: a foodie, I'm you know, I just enjoyed the am
Speaker 3: Beyonce So I love that. Yeah, and I know you're
Speaker 3: still on Vaca. Wait what did it? Well? Not really,
Speaker 3: it's over. What did everyone think of your NFL jacket?
Speaker 3: I know the boys said it was great? Were we
Speaker 3: loving it? So yesterday I had on and we'll continue
Speaker 3: to have on for the rest of the season because
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of my friend. And it's also this
Speaker 3: isn't me being biased. It's so good. Aaron's war stuff
Speaker 3: is incredible. I had my NFL jacket on. I should
Speaker 3: you not. I must have gotten probably half a dozen.
Speaker 3: Is that Aaron's jacket?
Speaker 2: Is that? What jacket?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that Aaron's.
Speaker 3: It's so great you guys wear Aaron Andrews. It's adorable.
Speaker 3: In fact, I'm going to go my next episode, I'm
Speaker 3: going to wear that jacket because it is can you
Speaker 3: qq A? And I'm very, very proud of you. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Thanks for sporting it. Yeah, no, it was. It was
Speaker 3: cool to see you guys. It made me excited. But
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'm not excited about. I need
Speaker 3: to crack open these articles. I need to start reading.
Speaker 3: I need to start studying, and I'm just not good
Speaker 3: at that. I can't focus. I left you a voice
Speaker 3: message the other day. I tried to start and then
Speaker 3: I kept losing my place on the page, and I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, not dialed in?
Speaker 3: No did you? When you were studying for a test,
Speaker 3: I was the person who crammed the night before. Not
Speaker 3: because I wasn't prepared, but because if I start studying
Speaker 3: too far in advance, I will forget. It's just something
Speaker 3: that like my brain goes. It's like I need to
Speaker 3: digest the information like in real time. I'm right in
Speaker 3: a moment. And then so if I start studying now,
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know who's in the first person,
Speaker 3: I'm really bad.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'll admit that. Where are you Week one? With Amazon?
Speaker 3: Where are you? We are well, because it starts week two.
Speaker 3: I'm back in Philly. Oh fine, yeah, and then I'm
Speaker 3: in San Francisco. We have a great schedule. We're going
Speaker 3: to place. We got Vegas this year, we got New
Speaker 3: Orleans with this group. Everyone buckle your seatbelts and make
Speaker 3: sure that your overhead compartment is shut because things are falling. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited about that. But where you you said
Speaker 3: Green Bay? We know we're in Chicago, Green Bay ash Bears,
Speaker 3: which is great storylines in terms of Green Bays owned
Speaker 3: the Bears forever since Aaron Rodgers has been there. He
Speaker 3: this just in He's gone. And now we get to
Speaker 3: see Jordan Love in action. I already saw him in
Speaker 3: action against Kansas City Chiefs that one time, and then
Speaker 3: with his mom all the way up. I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, can we get her better seats or
Speaker 3: little things? She's like at the very top row. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, we'll get to see how the Bears
Speaker 3: are and all the acquisitions and everything. And again I
Speaker 3: need to start studying Wolf. I'm sorry to deviate this
Speaker 3: hair of yours, like very hair, no malair. It's like God, like,
Speaker 3: did you look at her? Get on Instagram right now,
Speaker 3: look at her latest vote. I don't know if it's Britain.
Speaker 3: Look at it right now, pull it up. Well, I
Speaker 3: st tom in Africa, and I said, get that lion.
Speaker 3: Tony has got it on his arm and Tom's got
Speaker 3: it in his face. Happy birthday. How about when I
Speaker 3: saw Tom, I go, oh, happy belated birthday. He was like,
Speaker 3: it wasn't my birthday. I was like, well, somebody grab
Speaker 3: a calendar for your schedule and for your former colleagues birthdays. Loser. Wait,
Speaker 3: this is very sun kiss and like perfect highlights. There's great,
Speaker 3: You've probably sen d'andre from the dryness in the air.
Speaker 3: But it's fine. We're all getting back and it's all yours. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but again on camera, it wouldn't look that great. This
Speaker 3: is just I don't know. Let's talk about I'm into it.
Speaker 3: Look at her, Okay, I'm looking look at her. Look
Speaker 3: at her. Also, let's talk about this. I got to
Speaker 3: start clear in history of the people I'm looking up
Speaker 3: on Instagram because he looked at my phone. He'd be like,
Speaker 3: do you you just start exing out of him or whatever?
Speaker 3: But I'm like, why am I looking at some of
Speaker 3: these people? I go down a rabbit, Okay, is I
Speaker 3: take pull her up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, okay, I get a signed druck. This would be
Speaker 3: me at the tailor stiff concert Our one, Aaron and
Speaker 3: I are still trying to get there. I'm not giving up. Hope.
Speaker 3: I know it's me, Hi, I'm the problem. It's me Gizelle,
Speaker 3: g I s e lch Come on, just pull it up.
Speaker 3: Terrible Wi Fi connection here, Okay, I got it. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, she looks incredible. Oh there's the smush. Yeah wow.
Speaker 3: This dress that are listening There is a black dress
Speaker 3: slide number three and oh the denim look. She still
Speaker 3: got it. Good for her. She is fucking her. I
Speaker 3: love this look. I love when women dress and men suiting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so hot. I try that every Sunday. It
Speaker 3: doesn't really I can't really pull it up. Oh stop
Speaker 3: it right now. No, it's Fogue Brazil and she is
Speaker 3: very hot. You know who I talked to this week,
Speaker 3: just kind of hotness, somebody I always looked up to
Speaker 3: in terms of like eyebrows, hair. She was so lovely.
Speaker 3: I've never spoken to her before. I did Brooks Shields
Speaker 3: this podcast yesterday you did did and okay, she was
Speaker 3: so lovely also, by the way, very smooth talking, very
Speaker 3: soft like. And you know another thing about her. We
Speaker 3: just talked about things in your life. Obviously that I've
Speaker 3: shaped you. You know, she was one of the very
Speaker 3: first people that talked about postpartum and how awful it
Speaker 3: is and like, you know, dealing with and Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: went after her and there was like a hole, I
Speaker 3: need to go back and get in a rabbit hole
Speaker 3: about what she went through. But yeah, she put herself
Speaker 3: out there with all of that, but she was lovely.
Speaker 3: It's so funny you just said her because who was
Speaker 3: I talking to the other day about wanting to watch
Speaker 3: her documentary? I just came out with She's had a
Speaker 3: fascinating life, like her friendship with Michael Jackson, her marriage
Speaker 3: to Andre Agassi. By the way, news flash, did anyone
Speaker 3: know he wore a wig, that that hair was not real? No,
Speaker 3: so it was documentary that he lost his hair real
Speaker 3: like you know, the flowing locks, the like the mullet
Speaker 3: vibe whatever. His hair was real. He started to lose
Speaker 3: his hair and then he wore a wig. And he
Speaker 3: said he lost the French Open or one of the
Speaker 3: like huge match that he had because he was afraid
Speaker 3: it was going to fall off in the middle of
Speaker 3: the match. I'm actually shocked how he could pull that
Speaker 3: off with sweating as much as he did the movement
Speaker 3: the weather elements. You heard me, I said it, I
Speaker 3: mean it comes from Pabo. We have questions about the
Speaker 3: backhand forehand and how you're going to keep your hair
Speaker 3: out off your foret. Who were these new friends? New friends?
Speaker 3: She got so many friends, not just you and I.
Speaker 3: You it was just you and I like this, what
Speaker 3: are you doing today? Yeah? I don't know, but it's
Speaker 3: she has a fascinating life. So I'm happy to hear that.
Speaker 3: How many kids that she has, she's great. She has too.
Speaker 3: She had horrible fertility issues. She tried IVF seven times.
Speaker 3: She wanted to actually have a third, but she had
Speaker 3: cervical issues as well. Connie, who works with me, worked
Speaker 3: with her for her second baby. Interesting note about Connie
Speaker 3: and Brooke and I talked about this. I was talking
Speaker 3: to somebody about she had not Brooke, but somebody else
Speaker 3: had just had a baby, and I was saying to them,
Speaker 3: you know, I've kind of felt like I have to
Speaker 3: be quiet about you know, people are like, how is it,
Speaker 3: how are you doing all that kind of stuff? And
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, Like, I mean, I feel stupid saying
Speaker 3: it's difficult, and I shouldn't say that. Out loud because
Speaker 3: I have help, and I also don't want to say that.
Speaker 3: And Connie, when I got off the phone, said I
Speaker 3: need to talk to you about that. And I said
Speaker 3: what And she said, you shouldn't be ashamed that you
Speaker 3: have people helping you out. And I said, well, I know,
Speaker 3: but I don't want to be perceived as like, oh, stop,
Speaker 3: you're complaining. And she said, but think about it. There's
Speaker 3: two sides to this. A lot of people have their
Speaker 3: parents in town. A lot of people have their in laws,
Speaker 3: people have their aunts and uncles, their grandparents.
Speaker 2: All that.
Speaker 3: It takes a village. And she was saying it's very
Speaker 3: important for young girls or people that are trying to
Speaker 3: have a career have a baby. You don't want to
Speaker 3: come across like I've got this career and I've got
Speaker 3: this baby and I'm doing it all myself. Because she's like,
Speaker 3: you're lying to them. Good shit is a marriage, be
Speaker 3: honest about it. So I kind of love that. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: I have help. She's fucking saving our lives. Even yesterday, Sorry,
Speaker 3: my husband's going to be annoyed. Was so hard. This
Speaker 3: kid finally showed a little bit of tude. She even said,
Speaker 3: I went down and talked to her this morning. I
Speaker 3: was like, you know, and she said, what was he doing?
Speaker 3: Just crying for it? Like and you didn't know I
Speaker 3: or he was me, oh me, stop it? He was
Speaker 3: me he I just we couldn't make him happy, and
Speaker 3: there was nothing we could do that make him happy.
Speaker 3: And then you look at him and you're like, dude,
Speaker 3: what's your issue? And he gets this look on his
Speaker 3: face and he's like and it was like, oh An,
Speaker 3: it was like I was calling him a demon yesterday
Speaker 3: and Jared it was very upset with me. But I
Speaker 3: was like, I've never seen this. And she said she
Speaker 3: had a moment with him last night where she looked
Speaker 3: at him and said, and she goes, You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to be stern with this kid. Shit is this kid
Speaker 3: me stopping it right now? Well, if I was hoping
Speaker 3: he'd be his father, No, I have to sleep with
Speaker 3: your father, your father, Audrey. She said. I had to
Speaker 3: be firm with him, and I had to say, Mac,
Speaker 3: you have no reason to cry. Now. He's six weeks old.
Speaker 3: He's apprehending. Yeah, but that's a look. We should be
Speaker 3: so lucky that he is you. He is half of you.
Speaker 3: So no, you snuck it off right now. He's a baby.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know what he needs. I'm forty one and
Speaker 3: I don't know what I need and I just cry
Speaker 3: for no reason. Seems like what's wrong, Like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know. So I was like, we don't know.
Speaker 3: So he's just a baby. We see him real quick,
Speaker 3: can me a hold on? Yeah? Hold bring him over
Speaker 3: here immediately. I'm annoying with Aeron. She goes and gets
Speaker 3: her child. I'm like, can you send me a picture?
Speaker 3: Like I should ask, like how was she doing? How
Speaker 3: is your day? Erin? I just go I need a
Speaker 3: picture of Max. That's my thoughts. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna just go on a ranch. Yep,
Speaker 3: Oh look at him? Give me that little smash baby,
Speaker 3: Hi man, baby boy Max? What do you have to say?
Speaker 3: Time on the podcast? My smush smush baby Aaron.
Speaker 2: I can't handle it.
Speaker 3: The little noises be still, my heart, Hi, baby boy?
Speaker 3: The best And I think I've sent you in Steve videos.
Speaker 3: I know I've sent Steve because that's his best friend.
Speaker 3: It is, but he does these like noises when he's
Speaker 3: on his bottle where he goes. Yeah, the little baby.
Speaker 2: He's like, Mom, don't talk about me like.
Speaker 3: Mac's first time on the podcast. Sorry, Mac, I'm swollen.
Speaker 3: I should have put a makeup for you. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is embarrassing. He doesn't mind me. What else, Jarrett,
Speaker 3: have we learned this week? Anything you've learned? In particular
Speaker 3: with Mac? I do a segment each week. It's sponsored
Speaker 3: by no one, But what happens? Here's one that con
Speaker 3: I love. Nothing makes me happier than if you guys
Speaker 3: will see Aaron actually holding Mac for those of you
Speaker 3: that are listening, it makes me so happy seeing you
Speaker 3: hold him when you were watching Good Morning Football the
Speaker 3: other day, or it was just like NFL Network. I
Speaker 3: can't remember, probably good Morning Football because we love Straker
Speaker 3: and so much.
Speaker 2: And he's just.
Speaker 1: Look at her, look at our goal. Oh calm calm down,
Speaker 1: calm down.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you another tip. These gas drops are life savings.
Speaker 3: Are put them on their pacifier? You put them in
Speaker 3: their mouth? Oh break up. All the little situations are
Speaker 3: there for adults too.
Speaker 2: But look how calmy is my girl.
Speaker 3: His eyelashes are coming in, which is really cute, right curly,
Speaker 3: I can't figure out who's there?
Speaker 2: Like, look at him. Are you going to have a
Speaker 2: better day to day?
Speaker 3: He's like, Mom, we'll talk about this in a later episode.
Speaker 3: When they are going to the bathroom, it is so
Speaker 3: hard not to laugh because her face gets bright red
Speaker 3: and they're like, I was cracking up yesterday and he
Speaker 3: went in to grab my like I went and put
Speaker 3: him over my shoulder to help with the positioning. Dude
Speaker 3: grab my hair and was like, oh, hey, sometimes you
Speaker 3: know you need some leverage, okay, as someone who's spent
Speaker 3: to astrologist. Oh no, baby, baby, look at how perfect
Speaker 3: he is. When you send me that video the other
Speaker 3: day at the bad time, I was like, this child
Speaker 3: is perfect looking, and he really is. Baftime is really scary.
Speaker 3: They are slippery little fishes. You were very good and
Speaker 3: you were very gentle.
Speaker 2: Oh duddy, he's going to sleep. Look at him. The
Speaker 2: soothing sounds of mommy's.
Speaker 3: Voice put him right the sitting. Chrisa said, the soothing
Speaker 3: sounds of mommy's voice. He's also one. I willie a
Speaker 3: lot of times to look at you and be like hey,
Speaker 3: because he doesn't want to miss anything. That's also you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: anytime you have trouble putting him down, take a knob
Speaker 3: because I didn't not yesterday, I was very nasty by Mac.
Speaker 3: I love you so much, babe.
Speaker 2: Look at him, he's not He's perfect. Do you think
Speaker 2: he looks different?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I miss him. It's been a month. You've kept
Speaker 3: him away from me for a whole month. I saw
Speaker 3: him when he was six days old, and I haven't
Speaker 3: seen him since. That's a long time in the baby's life.
Speaker 3: He does look different, and he looks like he's I'm celebrating.
Speaker 3: I've already got him one year old birthday present. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is a time. Is flying need to plan Halloween?
Speaker 3: Are we home for Halloween? I think it's a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: We should plan Halloween. Have you already thought of a costage?
Speaker 3: It's the costume. I'm kind of thinking if you guys
Speaker 3: have to go as very obvious? Why what do you mean? Well,
Speaker 3: what I'm thinking about. I all all enlist Steve in
Speaker 3: this as well. Okay, I want something funny, not obvious.
Speaker 3: Did you ever hear the Kelly and Matthews to throw
Speaker 3: a Halloween party? I guess and Dan Orlovsky and his
Speaker 3: wife went as the people from the Hangover and it
Speaker 3: was Carlos. The baby was her and she it's amazing.
Speaker 3: She's like so small that like she was the baby
Speaker 3: and he was the guy whatever his name is. God,
Speaker 3: I don't know anything. How the hell did I ever
Speaker 3: work in the entertainment? I just said the guy, let's
Speaker 3: look at our October schedule while we do that. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know what, while we do that, since I can multitask,
Speaker 3: we I hope you guys well, haven't got any feedback?
Speaker 3: Listen to me, viewer and listener any viewer feedback? Do
Speaker 3: you guys like the headlines? Because we'll just stop and
Speaker 3: we're doing this podcast for you, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: hold on I side note. I love that, Marie, Marie,
Speaker 3: if you're listening. One of my amazing bosses at Amazon
Speaker 3: came out to me yesterday. She goes, I just love
Speaker 3: the podcast, and I go, thank you, Marie. I said,
Speaker 3: so we're not fired, and she goes, no, She's like,
Speaker 3: I love it. She goes, I listened to it while
Speaker 3: I'm walking or while I'm driving in the car. So
Speaker 3: sween Marie, I can't handle those arms. Marie, you got
Speaker 3: this exactly. We love you and we appreciate you. So anyways,
Speaker 3: the feedback, do you guys like headlines. Do you not
Speaker 3: care about them? Because I love a headline? In fact,
Speaker 3: I love it. Our wonderful producer Ryan threw some out
Speaker 3: there today that I was like, what starting with Mark
Speaker 3: Cuban does going back to your previous about like needing help,
Speaker 3: we kind of glazed over that real quick. I'm very
Speaker 3: proud of you, for no one apologizes for having a trainer,
Speaker 3: like oh, no one apologizes for having a nutritionist or
Speaker 3: someone cook their meals or things like that. You don't
Speaker 3: have to do it all, and I think it's bullshit
Speaker 3: if you sit there and you're like, oh, I can
Speaker 3: do it all. I don't want to do it all.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't wash
Speaker 3: my own car. Am I an asshole for not washing
Speaker 3: my own car?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: We outsourced things, and the most important thing in your
Speaker 3: life now is your child and you want to get
Speaker 3: it right, So why wouldn't you get help from a
Speaker 3: professional who's also an amazing human being? So never apologize ever,
Speaker 3: Mark Cuban, thank you does most of the I didn't
Speaker 3: dream about Mark Cuban last night. That is crazy. Why
Speaker 3: to even know we were reading this headline? I don't
Speaker 3: know he was just like in a crowd, and I
Speaker 3: kept being like, oh my god, Mark Cuban's here. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know we were doing this. That is Mark Cuban.
Speaker 3: Can you get me your plane so I can go
Speaker 3: to Taylor Swift today? Yeah? See exactly. Well, Mark Cuban
Speaker 3: does most of his own laundry, cooking, driving due to
Speaker 3: privacy concerns. I just try to be the same person
Speaker 3: as I was when I was poor, which I appreciate, Mark,
Speaker 3: but I appreciate it. But I do my own laundry.
Speaker 3: I oh, yeah, I do. I do because I don't
Speaker 3: want it to shrink. Yeah, I do my own laundry.
Speaker 3: I actually like folding. Steve doesn't like folding, so he'll
Speaker 3: start the laundry and I'll fold the laundry. One thing
Speaker 3: I have where it's really good at folding, and when
Speaker 3: you know it comes out of the dryer, he folds
Speaker 3: it and he's so sweet and he puts it in
Speaker 3: piles like my workout clothes, my socks, this, this and this,
Speaker 3: and then when I pull it out of a little
Speaker 3: he's laughing. When I pull it out of the dryer,
Speaker 3: I just throw it all on this like his closet
Speaker 3: here are you someone though, I bet you, Jared, what
Speaker 3: do you say? What'd you say? You're waiting for? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But he's so meticulous and he's so neat and OCD.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to fold like he likes his shirt. Okay,
Speaker 3: but let me tell you thought. I got a question
Speaker 3: about this. Have you guys always done each other's laundry?
Speaker 3: Because I don't want Steve doing my laundry because here's
Speaker 3: the thing. I'm a clean person, but it's laundry, so
Speaker 3: there's still some things that aren't like perfectly clean. And
Speaker 3: like you also wear your underwear inside out, you wear
Speaker 3: it twice, Well, you're only in emergencies, that's not on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday, But like my god, I just would rather
Speaker 3: like that put it in the washing machine. But like
Speaker 3: I don't need you doing on my laundry. Like, let's
Speaker 3: leave some mystery too about things. I don't need it,
Speaker 3: like all of our secrets to be exposed, you know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah we do, because honestly, it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, he doesn't have enough whites, but I have
Speaker 3: my whites. And it's like let's throw him in and
Speaker 3: let's hey, you got any darks, let's throw in the darks.
Speaker 3: But I get what you're saying. It's a little That's
Speaker 3: why I think I like the folding portion of the
Speaker 3: program because we're clean and I'm ready to fold those
Speaker 3: bad boys. But okay, so Mark Cuban does all that.
Speaker 3: I love that. I also have it. The privacy thing
Speaker 3: is interesting, right, because do you guys ever think about
Speaker 3: this anyone, like whether you take an uber, whether anything,
Speaker 3: even if like sometimes we've got car service, which is nice,
Speaker 3: like to and from different things. Work wise, I'm very
Speaker 3: careful about the conversations because I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 3: I've had other drivers say things to me about other people,
Speaker 3: like did you know so and so did this? And
Speaker 3: I'm thinking to myself, I don't think that so and
Speaker 3: so wants you repeating this information? Yeah, and I don't
Speaker 3: trust an nda ever, so it's just abuse of paper
Speaker 3: and people love to gossip. So I'm like, lock it up,
Speaker 3: use code names. And so I'm just curious about like
Speaker 3: unless you have your own like for him, imagine he
Speaker 3: has his own like driver for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3: Like people again, my history and life will support people
Speaker 3: turn and can get whack a doodle do So I
Speaker 3: just think that less is more with information on that
Speaker 3: kind of stuff. So privacy, I get it. The one
Speaker 3: luxury I would like to have though, if you know,
Speaker 3: if I needed it, look, we could do it now,
Speaker 3: but it's just we could spend our money on other things.
Speaker 3: I would love to have a chef, like it would
Speaker 3: be great because our biggest problem is we can throw
Speaker 3: a chicken on the grill. I can roast a chicken,
Speaker 3: we got it. We don't know sides. And half the
Speaker 3: time it's like going to do those salads that are
Speaker 3: pre made, and it's like you just don't have the time,
Speaker 3: especially with two people, and like you know, now you
Speaker 3: have a baby and all that stuff. So it's like
Speaker 3: I would die to have like a meal prep someone
Speaker 3: do all that, throw it in the oven and good
Speaker 3: to go. But I don't think we're there yet in
Speaker 3: our life, although I'd love to look into it. But
Speaker 3: I just feel like you could eat better. It would
Speaker 3: just I don't know. I don't because I'm not like
Speaker 3: a foody. It doesn't matter that much to me. But
Speaker 3: I just have never liked cooking because it's like so
Speaker 3: much work for like, and I eat super fast, which
Speaker 3: is a terrible habit. It stems from when I grew
Speaker 3: up as a kid. My sweet parents had like ten
Speaker 3: jobs each, and so my mom would work at the
Speaker 3: school strick during the day and she would waitress at night.
Speaker 3: So my dad would watch us at night. Well, dads
Speaker 3: don't want to and moms don't either, wait ten hours
Speaker 3: for the kid, like pushing the food around the plate.
Speaker 3: My dad would set a timer, you got five minutes
Speaker 3: to eat. Well, guess who's still eat some five minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I do too, though it's so unattractive. It's like, and
Speaker 3: I know mine's disgusting. Take them, I can't shovel in enough. Yeah,
Speaker 3: exact's very good. He's slow with it. I'm like, and
Speaker 3: then I wonder where my stomach kurts all the time exactly,
Speaker 3: or I'm over eating because by the time there's like
Speaker 3: the whole thing in your brain, like by the time
Speaker 3: it catches up, it says your fault. Anyways, the rant
Speaker 3: here is I don't care enough about like the food
Speaker 3: portion of the program. I just want it, Like I'm
Speaker 3: good with like pre made meals anywhere, But Steve likes
Speaker 3: to cook you, Like, do you want to eat tonight?
Speaker 3: I was like, Eh, let's just order. He's like, enough
Speaker 3: with the ordering. So I'm gonna try to be better.
Speaker 3: But I know I do like some of it. Sometimes
Speaker 3: you like have a glass of wine, you put on
Speaker 3: a great Spotify list, like you're having fun. But then
Speaker 3: it's like I hate the cleanup. Like you know, when
Speaker 3: we like to do it when Monday night football is on,
Speaker 3: or when you're on you like throw my friend on
Speaker 3: pregame check it, you know, cook. But now, oh, it's
Speaker 3: like you gotta do the side. I don't know if
Speaker 3: anyone wants to sponsor our show and like be like
Speaker 3: a chef, that's fine. This one need is a sponsorship
Speaker 3: for sides. Next said my babe, you pick one? Uh,
Speaker 3: what were you gonna say? The lottery and man win's milling? Oh, babe,
Speaker 3: is the Mega millions tonight. I've bought a ticket the
Speaker 3: other day. You can't win. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, here's
Speaker 3: a tip. You can't win if you don't buy a ticket. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm always like, oh, I didn't win. It's like, did
Speaker 3: you buy a ticket? Buy a ticket? We're a billion dollars,
Speaker 3: aren't we? How many numbers, babe? Five? It's five numbers
Speaker 3: and then you get a power ball. What's your what's
Speaker 3: your number? So twenty one, Well, I don't want to
Speaker 3: give them all away. My numbers the other day though,
Speaker 3: and I didn't. I twenty one, Dion, twenty four, Oh
Speaker 3: Cagriffy Jr. Thirty three, Larry Bird, Larry Bird, thirty two,
Speaker 3: Magic Johnson, Kevin McKay all two Jeter. And then for
Speaker 3: the power balling pick a number, any number I don't
Speaker 3: you do well? Sometimes I do five for my mom's birthday.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do eleven for my dad and my sisters.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do four for mine. So I usually go
Speaker 3: on the powerball something personal. Now. I don't know if
Speaker 3: there's any scientific studies here that support it's better to
Speaker 3: have the random gas station. I've thought about this. I
Speaker 3: bought a ticket at the random gas station where I
Speaker 3: have the ranch in the middle of nowhere, because it's
Speaker 3: always the middle of nowhere. It's it's not the West
Speaker 3: Hollywood seven eleven, No, it's not. No, it is podunks,
Speaker 3: the Montana. One. Yeah. I do four for Brett Farr,
Speaker 3: Vincent Cavalier, twelve for Tom and Aaron, thirty three for Larry,
Speaker 3: thirty two for Kevin McHale, twenty eight for Jared Stole
Speaker 3: and eleven because I needed that extra one and it couldn't.
Speaker 3: I would have done twenty six for Marty Saint Louis,
Speaker 3: but I do eleven for Andse Copitar. Let's go, come on,
Speaker 3: that's great. Look at you go. Supportive, my little queen.
Speaker 3: Love it, into it, into it. So yeah, when I
Speaker 3: went anyway million dollar lottery prize days after telling employer
Speaker 3: he was retiring, Paul Bashah scratched off a million dollar
Speaker 3: prize and his big win came just three days after
Speaker 3: informing his employer that he was going to retire. Good Now,
Speaker 3: speaking of this, I would still work if I won Magammalians.
Speaker 3: I would love to still work. I would just fly
Speaker 3: myself in and out. I would have my chef for
Speaker 3: my sides, yep, and I would have win by my
Speaker 3: side and everything would be fun. But I would still work,
Speaker 3: and I wouldn't tell anyone that I won. I would
Speaker 3: want it to be anonymous would tell you, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course we'd tell each other. But I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: getting robbed and I didn't win the lottery, so I
Speaker 3: can't be telling people that I won the lottery. Please
Speaker 3: come rob me, come one, come on. No, I don't know,
Speaker 3: and maybe I got a question. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it was on the Calm down ig or if it
Speaker 3: was on mine. But somebody said, will you be taking
Speaker 3: mac on the road? Well, if I win the lottery, maybe,
Speaker 3: But here's my thing. No, because of this, our life
Speaker 3: on the road is crazy. Half the time. It's red eyes.
Speaker 3: It's six am flights, which means you have to be
Speaker 3: up at four. And then I said to you, I think,
Speaker 3: or maybe Ryan, what am I supposed to do? Then
Speaker 3: put this kid on the sidelines. Stop laughing because I
Speaker 3: know what you're laughing at. Put him in the booth
Speaker 3: and take photos. No, because what am I supposed to do? Hey,
Speaker 3: Kyle Shanahan, I know you run fast. Can you hold
Speaker 3: my baby while I write this down and run with you? No,
Speaker 3: he's not coming on the road. Stop laughing. I know
Speaker 3: what you're laughing at. Okay, a few things here. It's
Speaker 3: one of the many reasons I love you, just being real.
Speaker 3: Here's my thing. The guy that works at Enterprise Rental
Speaker 3: car ain't bringing his kid to work and saying, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want do you want the mid size the
Speaker 3: minivan or the SUV and this is my son, Bill.
Speaker 3: I mean no, they don't. Okay, this is a place
Speaker 3: of employment. Okay, we're not bringing our kids to work.
Speaker 3: You know what it is. You got one day. You
Speaker 3: got one day to bring your had to work day.
Speaker 3: It's a holiday. I used to go with my grandpa
Speaker 3: because even my dad goes. He ain't coming to work
Speaker 3: with me. My grandpa goes. You can come with me
Speaker 3: to Boeing. Let's learn all about the airplanes. Okay, fine,
Speaker 3: but no, this is a perfect any buyer Christmas. I
Speaker 3: work and he's not coming with me. He's you know,
Speaker 3: a kid. You want presents. Mommy's got to work. Okay,
Speaker 3: and you know what you're thankful for, thanksgiving me for
Speaker 3: working for you. Hey, Fred Warner and Trent Williams. Can
Speaker 3: I talk to you guys really quick about your adjustments
Speaker 3: you need to make this week. Hold on, my kid
Speaker 3: just puked on me. Here, hold him, Trent, you love kids.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he does. This won't work out.
Speaker 3: Deepo am I holding my kid. By the way, Speaking
Speaker 3: of which they got they got kids. I don't see
Speaker 3: those kids running down and looking to stop the fucking
Speaker 3: ball on fourth and one fourth and goal. Hold on,
Speaker 3: my kid's crying. No, everyone knock it off, go to
Speaker 3: work and then enjoy your child after the fact. Okay,
Speaker 3: ge down, enough's enough, please okay, back to the originally
Speaker 3: scheduled program, Kyle, I could just see you baby born.
Speaker 3: Poor mac heads just jostled around. Can you feel this
Speaker 3: for me? What were you saying about third down? You
Speaker 3: need to do? Oh? Okay, great, here's a fly. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna throw baby on the field ten yards. I don't
Speaker 3: even have time to pee during the game. My kid
Speaker 3: probably will need three diaper changes. When is that happening
Speaker 3: right after I eat? Oh? I don't get to when's
Speaker 3: he going to eat? We got inside? I have any
Speaker 3: bottled water that I can fill this formula bottle up with? Thanks, trainers,
Speaker 3: stop giving Preston Smith water. Can you fill my kids
Speaker 3: bottle up? This is crazy? I got I can't. I
Speaker 3: could do a whole episode with this. I'm till where
Speaker 3: Ma's not going to be on the sidelines. When Dan
Speaker 3: Campbell wanted a freaking lion on the sidelines, Dan, that's
Speaker 3: a worky you stop it. No, We've got mine here
Speaker 3: Max here. I love Dan Campbell. She's reading this headline,
Speaker 3: Dan Campbell says, Detroit Lions fans expectations our wind underneath
Speaker 3: my freaking wings. Well, it's beneath, so we'll get there.
Speaker 3: Someone who also messes up lyrics. I appreciate it. The
Speaker 3: Lions announced that for the first time in ford Field history,
Speaker 3: they have sold out of season tickets. After the announcement,
Speaker 3: Cable was asked if he felt the weight of pressure
Speaker 3: and expectations for the Lions the season. He said, nah,
Speaker 3: I don't feel weight. I feel wind underneath my frickin' wings,
Speaker 3: and that's I love what I feel. Truthfully. He's always
Speaker 3: good for a quote. That guy, he's a past week two.
Speaker 3: I have him get excited at home in Detroit. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know who I We talked about people reaching out
Speaker 3: when we had the baby. One of your favorite Seattle
Speaker 3: zone Dan Quinn, congrassed and love the name Mac. Come on,
Speaker 3: dan Quinn, dorrible, that's adorable. Do you know what I
Speaker 3: spent half the seminar doing yesterday after listening to the
Speaker 3: rules changes, of course, showing Sherm and everyone videos of Mac.
Speaker 3: That's what I was doing. But that's my filmure study. Quinn. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: Wait that's my place. I don't know what what are
Speaker 3: we doing? Who's on first long farewell uber CEOs donned
Speaker 3: by fifty two dollars fair charge for three mile ride
Speaker 3: in NYC. He should then fly to LA and try that.
Speaker 3: It's just as bad. How about you know what? I
Speaker 3: have a whole thing about. I don't know how much
Speaker 3: time have we gone over? Is this thing on? I
Speaker 3: don't know? Okay, we'll wrap up after this. I'm annoyed
Speaker 3: with the I got to pay for the cancelation because
Speaker 3: you've taken too long. You told me, you told me.
Speaker 3: The app says you're going to be here in four minutes.
Speaker 3: Now I see you and your circle in the block.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to six minutes. Now you're circling again.
Speaker 3: Now we're at eight minutes. I got to cancel. Because
Speaker 3: I cancel, we're here at four. So now I'm canceling.
Speaker 3: Now I'm getting charged to ten dollars. Is it my
Speaker 3: fault that you had to do a U turn and
Speaker 3: flip it your fault? No, you should build in you
Speaker 3: turn time, tell me it's going to be eight minutes,
Speaker 3: and then I don't pick you. I don't want you
Speaker 3: to lie to me. I want I want to know
Speaker 3: what I'm paying for, okay, and I want to know
Speaker 3: is it going to be four minutes or eight minutes?
Speaker 3: And we have no minutes left on this podcast. Aaron's Harley.
Speaker 3: If we win mega millions, I am going to have
Speaker 3: a car service tail.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I'm not driving, sorry, Mark Cuban. And you're gonna wear
Speaker 3: noise canceling headphones because I don't want you listening to
Speaker 3: anything I'm saying, because it's not nice. Get that baby
Speaker 3: off the sideline right now and get it my kid,
Speaker 3: by the way, that's why I want to hold my
Speaker 3: kid because he is protected. Oh my god, nothing's getting
Speaker 3: to that baby. Yes, Trent Williams. Also, is he still sleeping?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine Trent Williams doing that? Yes? Again like
Speaker 3: a gentle giant. That that's why he's coming to a
Speaker 3: forty nine ers game in Santa Clara, Get Shita, good Bye,
Speaker 3: love you all bye. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa
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