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Speaker 2: It's a podcast call twenty five whistles, twining, whine.

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Speaker 1: Whel Welcome to the show, Eddie body Whistle. I want

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Speaker 1: to start with Shane Gillis's SP's monologue, which he was

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Speaker 1: getting roasted pretty hard by like traditional media. It was

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Speaker 1: awesome if you were a sports fan and you like comedy.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome. Because people in the room weren't comfortable

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean it wasn't hilarious. People in the room were

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Speaker 3: It was great.

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Speaker 1: It was a plus. It was so good. He also

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Speaker 1: wasn't mean. He roasted, but he wasn't mean. He didn't

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Speaker 1: punch down. He was perfect for it. And I was

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Speaker 1: so irritated watching some of the reviews, like audience doesn't

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Speaker 1: laugh during Shane Gillis's SPI monologue because the audience was

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Speaker 1: scared they were next. The audience was like, oh God,

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Speaker 1: hope he doesn't come to me. It was perfect. He

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Speaker 1: was the perfect guy to do it. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: play some of the jokes so why don't we go

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Speaker 1: with the clip one? This is the show? Hey, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to run the jokes, so go ahead of

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Speaker 4: Hey, Otani couldn't make it tonight, man, I hope his

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Speaker 4: interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here show.

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Speaker 4: Hey is a once in a generation talent. No one's

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Speaker 4: been able to do what he does at so many positions. Pitcher,

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Speaker 4: hitter and Bookie. Hey, Bookie is what Bill Belichick reads

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Speaker 4: to his girlfriend before bedtime. Sugar Ray Leonards here, Ell, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Sugar Ray, you're the man. But what in ten years?

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Speaker 4: Jake Paul is going to try to knock you.

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Speaker 5: Out so easy?

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Speaker 1: And this is near the end, So the crowd's kind

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Speaker 1: of gotten into it at this point, and I'm just

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Speaker 1: kind of playing some in order of why. So this

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Speaker 1: one is the one that people were upset. Some people

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Speaker 1: were upset about. This is the Caitlyn Clark joke, the

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Speaker 1: waffle house joke. It was super funny, unless your little

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Speaker 1: butt gets hurt at anything. Go ahead, Kaitlyn Clark.

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Speaker 5: She and I have a lot in common.

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Speaker 4: We're both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a

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Speaker 4: bunch of threes. All Right, there you go, light up

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Speaker 4: a little. This is not serious. We'll see about this one.

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Speaker 4: When Kaitlyn Clark retires from the w NBA, she's going

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Speaker 4: to work at a waffle house so she can continue

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Speaker 4: doing what she loves most, fist fighting. Black women.

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Speaker 5: Were hard on that one.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Okay, we the three the threes is awesome. Dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Nail in the threes my favorite joke, and I'll go

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Speaker 1: ahead and get to it now. Doe number seven. This

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Speaker 1: people were confused a little while it happened, which is

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Speaker 4: Four time w NBA All Star Britney Hicks is here.

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Speaker 4: Give it up for Brittany, everybody, I'm I'm joking around.

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Speaker 4: That's my friend's wife. I knew, none of you knew

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Speaker 4: w NBA players.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: You clap for that?

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Speaker 6: So good?

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Speaker 1: That's my very joking night. The crowd like, yep, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Brittany Hicks.

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Speaker 5: I mean I wasn't even clapping Brinny Hicks.

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Speaker 1: Four time All Star honor she's here.

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Speaker 5: That is crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. So let's do the clip four alien joke.

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Speaker 4: Joe Rogan actually wanted me to be here to host

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Speaker 4: this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver

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Speaker 4: because Joe thinks he's an alien. And Donald Trump wanted

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Speaker 4: to be wanted me to be here to capture Juan

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Speaker 3: Reason he got Boodle.

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Speaker 1: Now it's going hard. I'm telling you, it was perfect. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was pissing off a little group. A little bit

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Speaker 1: whole crowd gohing. Hit the next one.

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Speaker 4: Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the

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Speaker 1: The crowd down and they were like, that's a good one,

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Speaker 1: the excellent one. More. Actually, there was supposed to be.

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Speaker 4: An Epstein joke here, but as it got deleted, must

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Speaker 4: have probably deleted itself, right, probably never existed. Actually, let's

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Speaker 4: move on as a country and ignore that the crushed.

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Speaker 1: If you get a minute like ten, go watch the

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Speaker 1: entire monologue on TikTok and you've heard a lot of

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Speaker 1: the jokes is great. Couldn't have done better because there

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Speaker 5: And you're so right with cameras there, you don't want

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Speaker 1: And there were celebrities that wouldn't laugh, or you would

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Speaker 1: cameras were right on them. Because what happens when you're

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Speaker 1: at an award show. You know where the cameras are,

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Speaker 1: because the cameraman has a camera on his shoulder and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't zoom there, No, yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 1: From the corner. You know, at any point they're probably

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Speaker 1: these award shows. If they're gonna put me on or

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Speaker 1: the shoulder and be right and you're like, oh God,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Have a face. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that joke's offensive, but it's really funny. What do I do?

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Speaker 3: And then you look like a bad guy. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think Lamar's head was down at one point that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did a joke about Shuar Sanders did a

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Speaker 1: that's that's not at nepotism because he went thirteen to

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Speaker 1: And Lamar's like, oh yeah, yeah, He's like, it's Jersey's retired,

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Speaker 1: that's not nepotism. Look at the look at the stats.

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Speaker 1: He was thirteen to twelve and almost on the Alamobile. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was good. Oh, I do want to play the

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Speaker 1: clip of Shack threatening RG three. Good, he takes the

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Speaker 5: It does man looks on a camera. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shaq was on a podcast recently and threatened to beat

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Speaker 1: up RG three because RG three keeps coming to Angel Reese.

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Speaker 1: But mostly it was about that retweet of the graphic

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Speaker 1: Angel Reese. And RG three didn't have to retweet that

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Speaker 1: Shaq says this on at Gillian bow on Twitter's page

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Speaker 1: here you go.

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Speaker 7: Oh, speaking of man RG three tweeting another monkey post

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Speaker 7: about my girl Angeury, some punch in your face. Okay,

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Speaker 7: it's enough. I don't usually do stuff like this, but

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Speaker 7: just stop it, bro, you got your job, you got

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Speaker 7: your podcast. Leave my angelries alone. I'm the one calling

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Speaker 7: her and telling her not to respond. Stop it. That's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't watch coming after me. No, I'm scared

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't catch me if I'm MARGI three. But if

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Speaker 1: he does, correct, if he does, that's trouble. We had

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch it live. I would never watch anything

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Speaker 5: Oh, that'd be amazing.

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Speaker 1: What was bizarre to me? And again I missed it live,

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Speaker 1: this is super cool. It's basically home run derby at

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Speaker 1: the end of the game, and that what a fun

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Speaker 1: way because I said to Eddie it was like penalty

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Speaker 1: And I thought that was super cool, and that would

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Speaker 1: we can't do this in meaningful games, right, fine, that

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Speaker 1: in the playoffs for extra innings, and people were way

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Speaker 1: go seventeen eighteen, nineteen innings, it's crazy to do something

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Speaker 5: who are you gonna have hitting? And it's like name

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Speaker 1: They're not there? They went home. I never knew they

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Speaker 5: Wild.

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Speaker 1: This is how I found out that the players leave

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Speaker 5: Some dudes, like when the locker room changed their clothes

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Speaker 5: and they were like in regular street clothes, came out

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Speaker 1: them from the bleachers sick, I propose, because again, baseball

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Speaker 1: to see young people don't care as much as they

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Speaker 1: used to. And you're also seeing the Savannah Bananas sell

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Speaker 1: seeing that baseball can be grown if done right. And

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Speaker 1: I think one of the really cool things to do

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Speaker 1: would be to make this I'm not going to say

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Speaker 1: the whole season. I guess the playoffs. Traditionalists will have

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Speaker 1: a freaking fit the first half of the season leading

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Speaker 3: with like you get three swings. It's awesome, so cool.

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Speaker 5: And I don't understand like everyone's moved to the right.

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Speaker 5: We do the show, it's on, and you know we

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean dude, when Yeah, I mean by the time,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like football, I know London, but for a

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Speaker 5: You know, I've heard of them. Yeah, but Sundays is

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Speaker 5: But I'm not I haven't watched any of it, but

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Speaker 3: Roy's first two t shots shank them.

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Speaker 1: He was plus seven fifty. He was a favorite to

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Speaker 1: when you hear this, the day one, maybe day even

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Speaker 5: But did you bet?

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Speaker 1: I didn't?

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Speaker 5: Do you bet pre round? Ever?

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Speaker 1: Like for these majors, almost never.

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Speaker 5: That's the best odds, man, I know, it's like just

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Good luck? Okay, good luck?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We'll come back and just a little bit and talk

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Speaker 1: with Stuart Mandel, who is the editor in chief of

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Speaker 1: The Athletic. We're gonna talk college football and nil and

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Speaker 1: hangover symptoms. I don't drink, so I've never had the

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Speaker 5: So if you want to be proactive, this is what

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Speaker 5: I've learned through all my ears of drinking. Have one

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Speaker 5: drink of alcohol, one drink of water, one drink of alcohol,

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Speaker 5: it's hurting, you feel like death in your bed. Manudo

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Speaker 5: man Go to a Mexican restaurant on Sundays and ask

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Speaker 1: If a random white person walks in, it's never been

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Speaker 5: Of course, they won't even ask, like what you want?

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Speaker 1: Long night, Long Night, Kevin you're from a different part

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Speaker 5: Where you're from, dude, California.

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Speaker 1: Based on like the culture you grew up in here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's rare.

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Speaker 1: I mean nobody in I was going to find some

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I used to give my buddy a bunch of

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Speaker 5: So was that.

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Speaker 3: We kind of kind of upset to hear you say that.

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Speaker 3: But I think you're just getting older and I'll be

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Speaker 3: do we. I use Alka Seltzer.

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Speaker 3: tried it yet because they caught on. I think everybody

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Speaker 3: likes it and it does a trick so good. The

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Speaker 3: tablets you drop them in the water.

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Speaker 5: We've heard of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just wait you're both looking at me.

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Speaker 5: Like, because I've never heard of alka seltzer as a

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Speaker 5: hangover cure.

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Speaker 3: From a different part of the world.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's what we do about.

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Speaker 5: But when you say when you say like sleep though,

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Speaker 5: like do you mean like if you drink all night Friday,

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Speaker 5: Saturday's done? Like you're just in bed all day?

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Speaker 3: No, like say you go to sleep at midnight, Like

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Speaker 3: if you can sleep till seven or eight? Money am, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like if you can get seven or eight hours of sleep,

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Speaker 3: but if you if I'm running on like four hours

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Speaker 3: of sleep, it's gonna be a rough one.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think And I had to look it

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Speaker 1: up because I don't know. I've never looked at the

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Speaker 1: because I've never needed the science. Why do you think

457
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Speaker 1: people get hangovers dehydration? Okay, that's that's both of you.

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Speaker 1: Guys went with that.

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Speaker 5: Heart because alcohol just sucks all that water out of you,

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Speaker 5: like yep, dries you up.

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Speaker 1: So that is a part of it, but not the

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Speaker 1: biggest part.

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Speaker 5: My mom always said potassium.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm not the expert. I literally looked this up,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not going I can't believe you guys don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know, like seriously.

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Speaker 5: My mom would be like here, Miko, hear him banana.

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Speaker 5: You need potassium because you have a hangover.

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Speaker 1: So here is the answer from chat GPT. People get

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Speaker 1: hangovers because alcohol messes with your body and brain in

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Speaker 1: a bunch of ways at once. Here's a breakdown of

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Speaker 1: why you feel so awful. Sleep disruption. Even if you

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Speaker 1: pass out, alcohol messes up your sleep quality. You skip

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Speaker 1: ram sleep, and that leads to brain fog, fatigue, and moodiness.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's part of it. And what you're going

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Speaker 1: to see is it's a collection of things. It's a

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Speaker 1: big stew. Okay, no, well, yes, you use a stewdent

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Speaker 1: fi a stew. I guess Ricky Martin. Next up, toxic byproducts.

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Speaker 1: As your liver breaks on allcohola produces a chemical called

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Speaker 1: m ace tall to hyde, which is even more toxic

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Speaker 1: than the alcohol itself. Your body eventually clears it, but

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Speaker 1: not before it makes you nauseous, sweat, and feel very bad. Next, dehydration.

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Speaker 1: Alcohol is diuretic, which means it makes you pee more.

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Speaker 1: You lose fluids and electrolytes, which leads to symptoms like

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Speaker 1: dry mouth, headache, and dizziness. Your blood sugar drops. Alcohol

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Speaker 1: messes with your glucose levels. The crash and blood sugar

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Speaker 1: can make you weak, shaky, and angry. Two more, stomach irritation.

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Speaker 1: Alcohol increases stomach acid and irritates the lining of your stomach,

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Speaker 1: which adds to nausea, vomiting, stomach pain. That's where the

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Speaker 1: vomiting comes in. And finally, just general inflammation. Alcohol triggers

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Speaker 1: an immune response that can make you feel achy, unfocused,

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Speaker 1: and just generally sick. A hangover as your body's way

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Speaker 1: of saying, you poison me a little bit and now

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Speaker 1: you're going to pay. But it's because of a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of different things happening body, not one single factor.

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Speaker 5: So no potassium level, like mom says, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Not having the appropriate amount of potassium isn't able to

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Speaker 1: fight the toxic biput.

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Speaker 5: It's not in your list over there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't make the list, I'm honest. But yes, so

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Speaker 1: there's a little education, dude.

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Speaker 5: What's crazy? When you were reading that list, what stood

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Speaker 5: out was the like the time, the multiple times that

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Speaker 5: you go pee Like it's crazy. How as soon as

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Speaker 5: you start drinking you gotta pee, Like there's like you

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Speaker 5: break that seal right, like you have twenty gallons of

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Speaker 5: water in you.

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Speaker 3: If you know you're gonna be in a crowd or

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Speaker 3: somewhere tough to get out to go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: you don't pound beers.

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Speaker 5: And if you're not drinking and you have to pee,

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Speaker 5: you can hold it. Not a big deal. When you're

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Speaker 5: drinking and you have to pee, you cannot hold it.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you just go.

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Speaker 1: Well, they do say again that Korean pair juice before

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Speaker 1: drinking alcohol. And if you're the guys like pull over

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Speaker 1: and you get some Korean pair juice, we get some,

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Speaker 1: you're probably gonna get made fun of. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: that out there.

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Speaker 5: Where do you get a Korean pe?

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Speaker 1: Korea? Obviously? Okay, I've mentioned this a couple of times

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Speaker 1: in different places. But we've been watching a show called

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Speaker 1: The Kingdom. Anybody watching it on Netflix? It is a

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Speaker 1: South Korean zombie show. It's good. It starts off a

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Speaker 1: little slow, but we put English subtitles and we make

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Speaker 1: them speak English. But what's crazy is they actually speak

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Speaker 1: with really thick Korean accents, so they're speaking English. But there,

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Speaker 1: I would do an impression, but I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get I don't even feel like that's racist because I'm

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Speaker 1: just literally doing an impression. It's risk it's not risky,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pro human. I'm pro Korean South anyway, and so,

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Speaker 1: but they do Korean accents and I thought to myself, well,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. They're doing really south. And then I thought

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Speaker 1: to myself, well, I've heard some guy with a Southern

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Speaker 1: accent overdubbing your Korean. Yeah, Marge, watch out for that.

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Speaker 1: I might think that would be weird. It's good. Episode

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Speaker 1: one's a little slow, but by the time it's only

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Speaker 1: six episodes for two seasons. By the time you get

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Speaker 1: like three in, it's awesome. If you like zombie shows,

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Speaker 1: I think you'll really like it. If you're into like

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Speaker 1: swords and stuff. Yeah, what was a Tom Cruise movie

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Speaker 1: he did Mike where he was like sword fun Last Samurai?

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Speaker 1: H Yeah, I like you like that kind of fighting

544
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Speaker 1: and stuff, you'll like it.

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Speaker 5: Was that a good movie? Last Summa?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't watch it. Pretty good movie,

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Speaker 1: it was, yeah, yeah, No, I don't know, okay, but

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Speaker 1: it's good. Kevin wants to admit he was wrong about

549
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Speaker 1: the Red Sox.

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Speaker 5: Love it.

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: It's take me a while to get here. I still

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Speaker 3: have not watched one single game since they traded Devers.

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Speaker 1: You're not though, no games.

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Speaker 3: I have not watched or will you?

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Speaker 1: You said no games for you?

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Speaker 3: So I was wrong. I was obviously wrong. They've won

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Speaker 3: ten in a row going into the All Star Break,

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Speaker 3: and ever.

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Speaker 1: Since Trump was there, they haven't lost. I know, Boston

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Speaker 1: Trump socks.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly, and I've had the biggest fomo, like watching

563
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Speaker 3: little highlights, walk off home runs, team going crazy, everyone

564
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Speaker 3: having fun, the crowd's into it. My brother's texting me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, leave me alone. And I have to say

566
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Speaker 3: I think I was wrong that they made the right

567
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Speaker 3: move trading Devers. Obviously, the clubhouse and the entire locker

568
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Speaker 3: room is a better place. Players are playing better, the

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Speaker 3: team's playing better, and all of a sudden, now they're

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Speaker 3: in the playoffs. If it started today, that's freaking awesome.

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Speaker 3: So if I met him wrong, can I go back

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Speaker 3: to watch you you can?

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Speaker 1: You can do it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's your life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thanks, guys. You don't know us anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm just sitting there, you know, I'm like, I want

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Speaker 3: you to do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm pro human. I want you to do that perfect? Thanks, guys.

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Speaker 5: An't that amazing though? That like a team really they

581
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Speaker 5: know what's right for them instead of the fans that

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Speaker 5: don't know anything about what's going on inside.

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Speaker 1: Says a cowboy, says a cowboys. Yeah, complains about everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do it like and you know what they should do.

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Speaker 1: You know how they should do it. Why didn't they

586
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Speaker 1: do this?

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Speaker 5: Have you seen Dak? He looks ripped and ready to go? Dude,

588
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 5: he should be. He looks good, healthy, healthy, He says,

589
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Speaker 5: he's ready to go. And I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 5: if he's just working out. He looks good. I don't

591
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Speaker 5: know I can throw the ball, but he looks good.

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Speaker 1: Are you watching him to the ball?

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Speaker 5: No, No, there's just a picture he posted. Dang, dude,

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Speaker 5: he's been in the gym.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't know how he can

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Speaker 3: throw the ball.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know how he's throwing the ball. Oh okay, okay,

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Speaker 5: because I'm not seeing those clips.

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Speaker 3: I think you said, like physically, you don't know how

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Speaker 3: he can throw a ball.

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Speaker 1: With all those muscles that jack. You know who else

602
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: looked good working out was Ben Simmons. He'd always posted

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Speaker 1: videos in the lab. Yeah, what do you mean, like

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Speaker 1: this is the year for Ben Simmons all the other years,

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Speaker 1: Let's forget about him.

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Speaker 5: Why are you comparing those two?

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00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: Just that the Internet would lead us to believe, based

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Speaker 1: on the images that we saw that Ben Simmons are

609
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Speaker 1: really going to turn it around this year.

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Speaker 5: Got it?

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00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: Didn't quite happen?

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Speaker 5: Got it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. I'll come back and talk to Stuart Mandel.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk college football coming up next. All right, now,

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Speaker 1: we're going to go over and talk with Stuart Mandel,

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Speaker 1: who is the editor in chief for The Athletic. Go

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Speaker 1: to the Athletic dot com do read his articles. Also

618
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Speaker 1: does a podcast called The Audible. I really enjoy his writing.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna talk about nil and we're going to

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Speaker 1: all the stuff that you may think is boring, we're

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Speaker 1: probably going to talk about here because I do not

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Speaker 1: find it boring at all. You'm a massive college football fan.

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Speaker 1: So here he is follow him on Twitter at sl Mandel.

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00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: Here he is Stuart Mandel. Hey Stuart, big fan of

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Speaker 1: your work. Really appreciate the time.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: I do want to start with this because I saw

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Speaker 1: you post the article just this morning, and it was

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Speaker 1: basically about collectives and how NIL now is going to

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Speaker 1: be coming through the school, except it's not really an

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Speaker 1: IL what's happening right now because I almost can't keep

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Speaker 1: up with it.

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Speaker 6: It's very hard to keep up with.

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Speaker 8: But you know, the House settlement got approved last month,

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Speaker 8: and so that allowed the colleges to go through with

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Speaker 8: this plan they had twofold. They can now share revenue

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Speaker 8: directly up to twenty point five million dollars the schools

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Speaker 8: can share with their athletes, but also they've set up

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Speaker 8: this clearinghouse nil GO that has to approve these outside

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Speaker 8: deals and collectives have obviously dominated the NIL space for

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Speaker 8: the last few years. That's where athletes get most, if

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Speaker 8: not all, of their ANIL income. And the Commission came

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Speaker 8: out with a statement saying collectives don't serve a valid

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Speaker 8: business purpose, their deals are not going to get approved.

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Speaker 8: They were already prepared, the collectives are already prepared to

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Speaker 8: have their deals more closely scrutinized for fair market value,

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Speaker 8: but this was kind of a step or two beyond that.

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Speaker 8: They're saying it doesn't matter what the compensation is or

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Speaker 8: even if it's for valid activities, autographs, and they pay

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Speaker 8: the athletes to do autograph signings or go period a

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Speaker 8: golf tournament or whatnot.

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Speaker 6: They don't care.

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Speaker 8: They think collectives are just a front for pay for

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Speaker 8: play and they're not going to approve the deals.

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Speaker 1: But aren't they? And I say that as someone who

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Speaker 1: was a part of one, and so I've been involved

657
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Speaker 1: as someone who donated and worked with a collective and

658
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: now I do an as all money and deals with

659
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Speaker 1: athletes to actually do things because I know the new

660
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: rule is up to like six hundred bucks, etc. Have

661
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Speaker 1: to be reported up to six hundred bucks. But really,

662
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Speaker 1: weren't collectives exactly what you're saying they are?

663
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that's one of those things where it's

664
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Speaker 8: it's not even a secret at this point, right, everybody

665
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 8: knows that's the intention. And that's why this commission is

666
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 8: coming down and saying, you know, these are not valid

667
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Speaker 8: business Basically, they're saying it's not a valid business attempt

668
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 8: if you're paying an athlete to promote your product so

669
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Speaker 8: that the collective can make money to then give to

670
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Speaker 8: the next wave of athletes. Right, it's not they don't

671
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 8: think that's legitimately for for goods and services for a

672
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Speaker 8: for profit company.

673
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Speaker 6: But that doesn't mean it's it's gonna fly. The lawyers

674
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 6: for the.

675
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Speaker 8: Playoffs in the House settlement as soon as that memo

676
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 8: went out wrote back and said, this is not part

677
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 8: of the settlement. You don't get to decide who is

678
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 8: or isn't a valid business, and if you don't retract that,

679
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 8: we're going to take it back to the judge. So

680
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Speaker 8: we're waiting to see if anything comes of that.

681
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Speaker 1: I guess my final question on this, and I am

682
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Speaker 1: very interested in it, is that don't you think eventually

683
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: this just ends with this collective bargaining agreement with the

684
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: players and the GM and the athletic directors, almost like

685
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: we see in pro sports, but not quite.

686
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I think that's what you hear a

687
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 8: lot in regards to this salary cap. Right Like in

688
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 8: the athletic directors and commissioners' eyes, this is a pro

689
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 8: sports model now, where there's a hard cap and you

690
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 8: can't go beyond it. But the people on the other

691
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 8: side that would say the differences in the NBA and

692
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 8: the NFL, they collectively bargained that cap, the athletes agreed

693
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 8: to that cap. This was negotiated through a lawsuit settlement

694
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Speaker 8: that I'm guessing most of the athletes that weren't even

695
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 8: aware of, right So, I do think some form of

696
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 8: collective bargaining is coming at some point, whether that comes

697
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 8: through the courts, Congress, whatever that may be. But right

698
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 8: now we're kind of in that limbo state, I think,

699
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 8: where they're trying to kind of get away with both.

700
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Speaker 8: There's a salary cap, but there's no union, there's no

701
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Speaker 8: collective bargaining.

702
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Speaker 1: So let's just pivot over to college football specifically, where

703
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Speaker 1: does Nick Saban coach now?

704
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Speaker 8: I mean, obviously that was the big hot story this

705
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 8: week at SEC media Days. I wouldn't necessarily assume that

706
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 8: that's going to be the case. I mean, he's going

707
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 8: to be seventy four by the time this next coaching

708
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 8: carousel comes up, and you know, he's not a fan

709
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 8: of nil and transfer portal and whatnot. So does he

710
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 8: really want to get back in and deal with that?

711
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 8: But certainly if he decides he is, and look, he's

712
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 8: his guy's Bill Belichick, who's who's.

713
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 6: Basically doing the same move right now.

714
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 8: Anybody with a coaching opening would be would obviously want him.

715
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 8: And so when you look at the schools that might

716
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 8: have a coaching opening this coming year. The one that

717
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 8: really stands out to me's Oklahoma if Brent Vnables doesn't

718
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 8: have a big year, because that kind of meets all

719
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 8: the Nick Saban checklist. It's a powerhouse program that you

720
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 8: can win national championships at, it's a huge, rabid fan base,

721
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 8: and you're in a state where you're really the only

722
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 8: recruiting power. Right Oklahoma State sometimes gets recruits they want,

723
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 8: but not very often.

724
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: The rumor was for a while that Nick Saban was

725
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: going to run whatever body was over the nil or

726
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: the portal. He was going to be like the King Dingleyam.

727
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: College football has that kind of passed by.

728
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Speaker 8: Now, you know, it's interesting that was never possible obviously

729
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 8: in the traditional model, but they've set up now. They

730
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 8: actually have this thing called the College Sports Commission, which

731
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 8: would seem to be right for a commissioner, but right

732
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 8: now they hired an executive from Major League Baseball to

733
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 8: oversee that. And look, Nick Saban's got a pretty cushy gig.

734
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 8: Now right you're on game day.

735
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 6: You get to.

736
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Speaker 8: Still be part of college football, travel to games without

737
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 8: the headaches of having to deal with the actual issues

738
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 8: in college sports.

739
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: If we talk about the college football playoffs and we

740
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: look at last year, Boise State gets a buy and

741
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: based on the system, that's exactly how it should have been.

742
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: Did you like how it was? Or are you for

743
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: a we're going to rank them as they are and

744
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: let them fall in as they are.

745
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I think that's where we're headed. I

746
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 6: think that that's already been changed.

747
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 8: The whole thing about the CFP is that it was

748
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 8: devised before the Pac twelve fell apart. So the idea

749
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 8: that the four highest ranked conference champs would get the buys.

750
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 8: You figured those are going to be pretty highly ranked

751
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 8: teams because you'd be doing the four out of the

752
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 8: five power conferences. But now that's no longer the case,

753
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 8: and so last year it just so happened that bois

754
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 8: ended up finishing ahead of you know, the ACC champ, Clemson,

755
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 8: which kind of got in at the last second. So

756
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 8: they've already changed that. This year it'll be the top

757
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 8: four seeds regardless of conference, and I think you can

758
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 8: assume those will probably be teams from the Big ten

759
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 8: at SEC.

760
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: You think the Pac twelve will ever be a thing again?

761
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: They are adding new teams, which all Texas State just

762
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: went in. But do you think that'll be a We'll

763
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: go back to Power five.

764
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 6: That'd be nice.

765
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Speaker 8: But you know that if you look at the lineup

766
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 8: they have coming forward, right, you have Oregon State and

767
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 8: Washington State and then you have a bunch of Mountain

768
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 8: West schools, and so they're probably closer to the AAC.

769
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 8: In fact, they are closer to the AAC than the

770
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 8: Power conferences. My hope is that one day saner Heads

771
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 8: will prevail, even if it's not in football. Right, football

772
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 8: doesn't involve that much travel. But I think the shame

773
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 8: of this what happened is these West Coast schools are

774
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 8: sending their basketball teams, their volleyball teams there, you name it,

775
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 8: teams all the way across the country to play matches,

776
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 8: and those aren't the things that are making the money.

777
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 8: I'm hoping saner Heads will prevail at some point and

778
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 8: you can separate West Coast football from West Coast to

779
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 8: all the other sports and get Stanford and Cal and

780
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 8: USC and UCLA and the Arizona schools and the Oregon

781
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 8: Washington playing each other again like they should.

782
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 1: Well, it's not unprecedented to have a school play football

783
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: without a conference like a Notre Dame and then play

784
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: basketball in a conference. I mean eventually, probably just logistically,

785
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: that would be where it falls. Are they doing anything

786
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: to actually make that happen yet or are we just

787
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: talking about it?

788
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 8: It's not anything imminent because these TV contracts that the

789
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 8: conferences have are all in place for many years at

790
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 8: this point, I mean, including the accs, goes well into

791
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 8: the twenty thirties, So it seems like the lineups you

792
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 8: have now will be the lineups for the next at

793
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 8: least five to six years. But I think there'll be

794
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 8: another big shakeup the Big Ten contract comes up, I

795
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 8: think in five years. Around that time, a couple of

796
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 8: the others do as well. So if you're looking at

797
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 8: a next big change to the structure of conferences, you

798
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 8: would look to that.

799
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: You think Notre Dame joins a conference in football at all?

800
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 8: They really have no reason to. The system is set

801
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 8: up well for them. Now we'll see what happens with

802
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 8: this expanded playoff that they're already talking about. If the

803
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 8: Big Ten has their way, most of those berths would

804
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 8: become automatic berths for the conferences and then if you're

805
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 8: Notre Dame, you have to look hard at that. But

806
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 8: as long as you have the current system where there's

807
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 8: a lot of at large berths and now by the way,

808
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 8: they can host I mean sorry, they can get a bye, right.

809
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 8: They couldn't get it before when those were conference champs.

810
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 8: There's really nothing they would gain necessarily from joining a conference.

811
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: If you were able to make rules regarding the transfer portal,

812
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: what rules would you implement.

813
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 8: I actually, I think the NCAA had a really good

814
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 8: rule as of a few years ago, which is everybody

815
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 8: gets one exception where they can transfer and play right away.

816
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 8: If you want to transfer again after that, you have

817
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 8: to sit out a Here. The problem is, and this

818
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 8: is the case right with a lot of nca rules

819
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 8: now somebody sued in a court struck it down. Now

820
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 8: even unlimited transfers, which I don't think are good for anybody.

821
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 8: I don't fault a player for wanting to start over

822
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 8: at a new opportunity.

823
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 6: That's their decision, that's their life.

824
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 8: But the idea that every player in the country is

825
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 8: a free agent every single season and doesn't there's nothing,

826
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 8: you know, really to discourage them from doing so, is bad.

827
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,959
Speaker 6: For the schools. It's bad.

828
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 8: I think for the athletes who it's really hard to

829
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 8: develop in your career if you're playing for a new

830
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 8: coach and a new system every single year.

831
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: You mentioned Bret Ventables at Oklahoma. You didn't say the

832
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: words hot seat, but they're looking for them to succeed.

833
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: I have family, they're massive Oklahoma fans, so I'm close

834
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: to that situation a bit. Who else are these high

835
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: profile coaches that need to win and now, you.

836
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 8: Know, I think there's several in the SEC. Start with

837
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 8: hu Freeze. Auburn fans are notoriously not patient, and he's

838
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 8: had a rough couple of years, and some people think

839
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 8: they'll be a lot better this year. Some people see

840
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 8: it and go, you know, the quarterback that they got,

841
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 8: is he really that much better than the guy they

842
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 8: had before?

843
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 6: So him, you.

844
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 8: Know, billiy Napier won some people back at the end

845
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 8: of last year at Florida. But if they were to

846
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 8: start out bad again this year like they did last year,

847
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 8: you would I think you would start to hear that again.

848
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 8: And then you've got coaches who theoretically would be on

849
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 8: the hot seat, except they have these enormous buyouts Brian Kelly,

850
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 8: Lincoln Riley in particular, coaches that if they don't perform

851
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 8: this well, perform well this year, the fans aren't.

852
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 6: Going to want him back.

853
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 8: But is the school willing to pay fifty sixty even

854
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 8: seventy something million dollars to buy them out?

855
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: That's something a collective could do, right, Just buy out coaches.

856
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 6: Use the money on them instead.

857
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I would say, Like, if you're so

858
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: passionate about you buy all the coaches.

859
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 8: A and M set the precedent right right. Oil was

860
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 8: great at the time. They were able to pay seventy

861
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 8: five million to buy out Jimbo Fisher. I mean, the

862
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 8: crazy thing is that they agreed to these contracts in

863
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 8: the first place. When UFC hired Lincoln Riley, they gave

864
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 8: him a ten year contract and it's never been fully

865
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 8: made public it's private school, but believed to be eleven

866
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 8: million dollars a year fully guaranteed. There was absolutely no

867
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 8: way to get out of this if he didn't do well.

868
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 8: I think they just assumed he would because he'd done

869
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 8: so well at Oklahoma and now they might be stuck

870
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 8: with him.

871
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: Do you think a bit because we saw this with

872
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson in Cleveland where they gave him all that money,

873
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: guaranteed money, and that really changed where owners now are going,

874
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: we're not doing that because we just saw one really

875
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: bad example of it, because he gets hurt, he has

876
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: all the trouble, he seems like a bad dude. So

877
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: they're not doing that at all. And now there's the

878
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: drama like where they conspiring behind the scenes to not

879
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: give anybody guaranteed contracts. Do you feel like these college coaches,

880
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: what's happened to Texas A and M, what's happening now

881
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: at USC where they really can't get out of it.

882
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: Do you think these situations not being positive will affect

883
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: future contracts with coaches?

884
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 8: Well, on the one hand, you know, all these schools

885
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 8: are facing a challenge. There's an extra twenty point five

886
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 8: million dollar budget item now to pay the players. You

887
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 8: got to cut back somewhere, so it would make sense. Okay,

888
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 8: we're gonna stop throwing money at these coaches. And yet

889
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 8: as soon as a school you know, has a coach

890
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 8: they really want to get, they go and do they

891
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 8: do it anyway? I mean, bread Venables is a good example.

892
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 8: They gave him a big extension after his second season

893
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 8: when he really hadn't done much yet, and so he

894
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 8: went and had a bad third season. I still think

895
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 8: if it came to it, they would cut him loose

896
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 8: this year. But these schools that give It's one thing

897
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 8: if you're trying to steal a coach away from another

898
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 8: school and you have to make it worth his while.

899
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 8: But what we see time and again is schools just

900
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 8: going ahead and giving him a big race.

901
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 6: Mike Norvell.

902
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 8: After that great season two years ago, Floria State got

903
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 8: a new contract ten million dollars a year.

904
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 6: They go out and they go two and ten. Last year.

905
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 6: They regret that big contract.

906
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:04,959
Speaker 4: Now.

907
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 8: So to your question, I mean, we'll see. We've yet

908
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 8: to see that trend change yet. Maybe it does now

909
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 8: because of the new variable with the revenue sharing.

910
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: What do you think the expectation is for Bill Belichick?

911
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a great question. Is the expectation different now

912
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 8: than it was when he was hired? Because when he

913
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 8: was hired, certainly a lot of proponents of the hire think, hey,

914
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 8: he's going to come in, he's going to flash his

915
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 8: Super Bowl rings.

916
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 6: Recruits are going to come running. They'll be very good.

917
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 8: The way the offseason has gone the Jordan Hudson storyline.

918
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 8: I think of people A lot of people now are thinking,

919
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 8: was this really good idea? I think if they just

920
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 8: go to a Bowl game the first year and people

921
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 8: realize it takes a little time to turn around a program,

922
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 8: So the first year you kind of get some you

923
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 8: get a free pass, unless you go three and nine

924
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 8: and then everybody's going to say, what a disaster this is.

925
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: You feel a little bit though, like people will have

926
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: less patience because you can turn a programmer on so fast,

927
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: because you can't actually just write checks.

928
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 8: Well, I think you know, when I started covering the sport,

929
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 8: it was you need four years to turn it around.

930
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 8: Then it became three, and then it became two. I

931
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 8: don't think we're seeing the pressure yet to do it.

932
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 8: And I mean Deon Sanders is a great example. Right

933
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 8: first year was not great. People are saying, you know,

934
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 8: this is a disaster. Then they had a really good

935
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 8: season last year. But I do think that's the limit.

936
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 8: Nobody wants two bad seasons in a row now because

937
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 8: of exactly what you said.

938
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: You can.

939
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 8: You can turn over your whole roster now through the portal,

940
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 8: and so you don't need three or four high school

941
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 8: classes to come in. You can turn it around really quickly.

942
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 8: First years are tough.

943
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 6: For many reasons.

944
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 8: You get a late start on recruiting, and it's just

945
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 8: you know, you're completely changing the culture.

946
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 6: Are the players going to buy in?

947
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 5: So? You know?

948
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 8: I think people still are at least reasonable enough to

949
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 8: realize it's going to take more than one year, but

950
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 8: not more than two years.

951
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: Final question for you. I was looking through the quarterbacks

952
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: and Drew Aller, Penn State or nuss Meyer or DJ

953
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,959
Speaker 1: Lagway or Kate Klubnick who looked really good against Texas

954
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 1: until they end up losing that game. Like he went

955
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: down to Austin and played really well. Is an Austin

956
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: kid too? Like, there are a lot of really good quarterbacks. Who,

957
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: in your mind is your favorite for the Heisman? Way

958
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 1: too early?

959
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 8: Obviously everybody's gonna say arch Manning. The problem for arch

960
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 8: Manning is the expectations are so high that I feel

961
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 8: like if he just has a good season but not

962
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 8: an amazing season, people might turn on him. I do

963
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 8: like Kate clubness chances and here's why. I mean, first

964
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 8: of all, he's really good. I think it's snuck up

965
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 8: on people last year toward the end of the season.

966
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 8: How much better he got. Clemson is to me the

967
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 8: class of the ACC. Maybe Miami's close, Probably not. If

968
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 8: they can beat LSU in that first game, he kind

969
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 8: of bolts to the front of the list, and then

970
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,479
Speaker 8: I think stays there at least stays in the mix

971
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 8: most of the season. Obviously, Texas is preseason number one,

972
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 8: but again because expectations for arch Manning or so much

973
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 8: higher than they are for Kate club Nick. I mean,

974
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 8: let's say they lose to Ohio State the first week

975
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 8: and everybody can say he's overrated.

976
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 6: It was just his last name, you know.

977
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 8: I think that's what he's That's the biggest hurdle for

978
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 8: him in terms of Heisman contention.

979
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: Stuart is the editor in chief for The Athletic and

980
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: also check us podcast out with Bruce Feldman called The

981
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: Audible wherever you get your podcasts. A big fan of

982
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: your work was reading your article this morning. Thank you,

983
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: Thank you for taking some time and talking with us.

984
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: Really hope you have a great day.

985
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 6: Thanks Stuart, Thanks for having me.

986
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: All Right, that's going to wrap it up for us today.

987
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for being here. I will say that.

988
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: I went and I got my tooth fixed, and then

989
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: I was flossing and it broke off again.

990
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 5: Oh my good lady. Do you get your money back

991
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 5: for that?

992
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: No, I'll just get another tooth put on.

993
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 3: How hard do you floss?

994
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: That's what my wife said. She's like, what are you doing?

995
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: You're going at it in there. I do use floss

996
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: or to use the picks both, and I floss probably

997
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: like five times a day. So because I do that,

998
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: I think I've probably warned my teeth down. Not only that.

999
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: When I first started making any sort of money where

1000
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: I could save, I bought teeth. That was my first thing.

1001
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 5: I was like, a hobby.

1002
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

1003
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 5: What are you bude teeth for a hobby?

1004
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: Likenmillion? You know, like I what's weird is when you

1005
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: get teeth, they shave all your other teeth down, Like

1006
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: that's how veneers work. They shave all your real teeth down.

1007
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: And my teeth were messed up and they shave them

1008
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: down and then they put the veneers over the top

1009
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: of them. And so but I did that, and I

1010
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: remember this is like ten years ago. The dentist was like, hey,

1011
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: and like ten years you're gonna have to get these replaced,

1012
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: like these are not forever, they're about they're worth about

1013
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: ten years. They don't know what to say to people

1014
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: to get boo jobs like these aren't forever, like you

1015
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: have to get them fixed. And I remember thinking, well,

1016
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 1: ten years will never come. Who cares about ten years?

1017
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I just neglected to do it. And so I think

1018
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: part of it is my NonStop flossing, and part of

1019
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: it is the teeth are getting a little older, and

1020
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: some of them I've had replaces, I've cracked them. But

1021
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: like this is as you can see, it's gone, but

1022
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: it's really affected my feathers in my so all day long,

1023
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: I've like struggled because you make sounds. Everybody knows this,

1024
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: but you don't think about it until it's actually affecting

1025
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: you where your tongue hits the top of your mouth

1026
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: and your teeth.

1027
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 5: But my sounded great today.

1028
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: There were times where I was just I could feel it,

1029
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: and I probably feel a little more. It's like when

1030
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: you have like a little cut in your mouth or something.

1031
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: It's the fucking duck.

1032
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 5: Atsh who were the who? The team? Baseball team in.

1033
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: Chicago's offer and thuck of that the coggle cul.

1034
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: None of the other one.

1035
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: The other one the Gogga white thun. So my Didnis

1036
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: went on vacation though I know. I texted him he's awesome,

1037
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I'm a tooth, sorry about that.

1038
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: I probably fast a little too early. I think he

1039
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: actually said don't do it for a day or so.

1040
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: You know me, I'm just didn't letting it rip there.

1041
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: So I text him. I was like, hey, it doesn't hurt,

1042
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: but I dude talks a little funny and so we'll

1043
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: get a fixed next week. But so if I've sounded

1044
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: a little weird or a little thing by the way

1045
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: I said thucker and thuck of thatsh not a bad word. No,

1046
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: there are people that will highlight sounds. This single sounds

1047
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: from me doing years and years of shows and podcasts,

1048
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: and they'll take it. Be like you said the for

1049
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: it here, you said you don't cuss. First of all,

1050
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with cursing. So even if

1051
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: I did, I'm okay with it. But I didn't because

1052
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

1053
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 5: You really don't.

1054
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, even in the private privacy of

1055
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: our own home like anything, are doing it. I don't

1056
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: even in the privacy.

1057
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 5: Of our own home together.

1058
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dark room, but I don't. I don't not

1059
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: curse for you. I not curse for me. So if

1060
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: I do decide to curse, who cares? I'm only not

1061
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: doing it for me. I think cursing is hilarious if

1062
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: you use the right way. I just had to stop

1063
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: cursing seven years or so ago because I didn't want

1064
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: to write cursing. I wanted to write cursive but not

1065
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: cursing difference. So, speaking of writing, I wrote a bunch

1066
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: of jokes. I'm doing the opera tomorrow night. It's just

1067
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: risky to go into a bunch of jokes and you've

1068
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: never done them before, all at once, and with the

1069
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: crowd that isn't there to see you, because when people

1070
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: go to the opry, they go to the opery to

1071
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: see whomever shows up. It's not that they're there to

1072
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: see somebody else specifically. Some of them are, some of

1073
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: them aren't. Some are just there to see the brand.

1074
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: And so I walk out on stage and I'm you know,

1075
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: I have all these new jokes.

1076
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 5: Oh no, you're taking some Gillis's jokes.

1077
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I have all these jokes like I wrote

1078
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: a whole part of a set on being like doos

1079
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: and dollerant.

1080
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 5: Okay as relatable.

1081
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because let me read you. Let me read you

1082
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: a couple of these things. I don't care. I don't care.

1083
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm not touring, so I don't care if I even

1084
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: run a joke. But one of the jokes is if

1085
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: I really, if I say it exactly as, it's not

1086
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: gonna play. So I talk about like being allergic to

1087
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: dairy and being from the South is like being a cowboy.

1088
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: I talk about it, I'm allergic to dairy, and then

1089
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: I say, I need like my notes because I haven't

1090
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: even practiced these and I'm gonna go up there to

1091
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: do it tomorrow. How I'm lactose and tolerant. Being allergic

1092
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: to cheese and being from the South, it's like being

1093
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: a cowboy allergic to his horse. Like yeah, it's that

1094
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: kind of vibe. And it was like I used to

1095
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: take great pride in not being allergic to anything. Now

1096
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: he just slice of pizza. My body shuts down like

1097
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: it's filing for bankruptcy. So I do I wrote all

1098
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: these jokes, right. I used to say no allergies like

1099
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: it was a personality trade. Now I'm the one asking

1100
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: if there's hidden gee's like it's a lactose ghost haunting

1101
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: my enchiladas. So it's a lot of that type stuff.

1102
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: But I never I just can't do a bunch of it.

1103
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: I can only like pick one my best hope and

1104
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: then pray it works, because if it doesn't, I got

1105
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: to pivot out of all of it because I don't

1106
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: feel as confident in the rest of them, and I

1107
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: can't go You can't miss two or three in a row.

1108
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: Do you go in with a backup plan if you

1109
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 3: have the pivot.

1110
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: Or my backup plan is to go to jokes I

1111
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: know work and so if it doesn't work, because inevitably

1112
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: when you do new jokes, some of them don't. Some

1113
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: of them won't work. But it's not because the jokes

1114
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: are about always. Sometimes it is. Mostly it's because you

1115
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: didn't like pause at the right time. There's some wreplay,

1116
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: maybe you stumbled or the crowd. It really is that.

1117
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: But I did one where I was talking about fantasy

1118
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: Football's why I bring this up because my wife will

1119
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: have her friends over and they will plan a night

1120
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: where they talk with intention, like a purpose, like they

1121
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: just are going to connec act like she'll have a

1122
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: friend come over and they'll sit in a living in

1123
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: for like two hours and talk about, you know, how

1124
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: you're really doing. But if we do that, that's weird.

1125
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: And so we have ways to do it. And I've talked

1126
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: about this on the show, like I can't call up

1127
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: Eddie be like hey man, Thursday, seven pm, want to

1128
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: come over and feel some stuff, and then how good

1129
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Okay, good, thanks, And I'm like,

1130
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: so instead we have to like sneak in emotions like

1131
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: through a side door and we'll be like talking about

1132
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: fantasy football and'll be like, hey man, I'll trade your

1133
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey for Saquon Barkley. And also, my dad never

1134
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 1: told me he was proud.

1135
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 9: Of me, so yes, right, it's true, And like I've

1136
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 9: talked about that for a long time and even in

1137
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 9: that way, but I've never written a joke about it.

1138
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 9: But what's tricky about that is I'll be and I

1139
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 9: would love to try to the operator because I'm not touring.

1140
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 9: But if they don't laugh at that, I think it's

1141
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 9: just because it's not a fantasy football group, because that's

1142
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 9: a sports thing. If I'm like, I'll trade your Travis

1143
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 9: Kelsey and Saquon Barkley also your dad ever hug you.

1144
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 3: You know, I think.

1145
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: If they don't get the kels in Saquon of it, yeah,

1146
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: they're not gonna even appreciate the joke, and not even

1147
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: that it's the greatest joke ever written. And the reason

1148
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this is the Shane Gilli stuff like

1149
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: that's like super inspiring to see him go up and

1150
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: people be mad at him and keep going. But also

1151
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm playing the operat this week, and so yeah that

1152
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: I wrote. Any I can't do a whole new set

1153
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: up there because I won't because I'll go up and

1154
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: it'll just be a nightmare. I'll be forgetting stuff jokes

1155
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: will miss. But I'm probably gonna throw in a couple

1156
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: of new ones like that. You think I should the

1157
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 1: fantsy football one or they won't get it.

1158
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 5: I like the Fantasy football one.

1159
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 3: I think there'll be plenty of guys in there that

1160
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 3: I'll understand that.

1161
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a joke that I probably won't do

1162
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: because I don't think it will be received well. Or

1163
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: I talk about how lactose intolerance, like I deserve a

1164
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: handycap sticker. And then I go, you know what, because

1165
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: I talk about it being covered by the eightya, but

1166
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't even I think that's too inside it. That's

1167
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: the America's disabilityetah. I said, Okay, but if I don't

1168
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: get a handy gap sticker, maybe I should just get

1169
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: preferred parking at pizza places.

1170
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 3: There you go.

1171
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, and you know the crowd there.

1172
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: But all of that, all of this stuff, because I

1173
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: have this, these are all the jokes I've written, right, Wow,

1174
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: all of that jokes. I would have to go out

1175
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: for like three months and do all them seventeen times

1176
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: in order to feel what is exactly right?

1177
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,240
Speaker 5: What's your time slot?

1178
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: Like?

1179
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: Do they tell you everybody has twelve minutes?

1180
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 5: Oh?

1181
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: Like everybody has twelve minutes a long time. But I

1182
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: do have my guitar as well. And what I've done

1183
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: in the past is I just take it up there

1184
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: and I've played the before and never even played it.

1185
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: Like I walked up with it. That's awesome, and I

1186
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: just everything was working so right, and I never went

1187
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: to the guitar because the jokes were just crushing, and

1188
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: I think people were like, why didn't he have his

1189
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: guitar on. He never went to it.

1190
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 5: I ever sang a song.

1191
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: It is it is.

1192
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 3: You like like you should like strum act.

1193
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: You're going back to the problem is I'm trying to

1194
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: remember jokes man, Like I'm doing all that I did

1195
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: at the very and be like, oh, yeah, I had

1196
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: this car. I guess I never played and then, but

1197
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: that wasn't the joke. I had to get tar in

1198
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: case you should do that with the other interments, like

1199
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: you just woke out with a tuba. Like I'm just

1200
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: holding a trombone the whole time and I never even

1201
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: get to it.

1202
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 5: That's pretty funny.

1203
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: I wanted I'll wrap on this, but I wanted to

1204
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: do this segment I say want it. I never actually

1205
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: tried to do it because of the dedication it would take.

1206
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: And I think I mentioned it in a couple of

1207
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: interviews with artists where I wanted to go up and

1208
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: be a part of the band and not have my

1209
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: instrument plugged in. But like, let's say they gave me

1210
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: a trump Like I went up with a trombone and

1211
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I got in Zach Brown's band. I never said I

1212
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: was in it. Heck, I can wear a mustache or whatever,

1213
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: and we just recorded from the crowd, me just faking

1214
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 1: the trombone like crazy. Not so much as stealing the show,

1215
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: not so much, but just just being in the band,

1216
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: faking it and like feeling it right, just feeling it

1217
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: even for a song, like I think that would be

1218
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: so funny.

1219
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 5: But you gotta find the right artist to let you

1220
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 5: do that.

1221
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: I have a few friends that would let me do it.

1222
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I don't want to the money to go.

1223
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I don't want to pay the money

1224
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: to fly and that that three minute bit, it's gonna

1225
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: cost like eight hundred.

1226
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 5: Dollars a day. That's funny though.

1227
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 7: Man.

1228
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: So there was another now I'm just doing this, but

1229
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: there was another bit to our till Dady I said, hey, man,

1230
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: we should do we should go and open for an

1231
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: artist and not say it's us, not with guitars and

1232
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: like sing acapella, nobody knows it's us. We try so

1233
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: hard to sing the biggest song, like we go when

1234
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: we try to eddell songs, we're trying as hard as

1235
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: we can, never mind, and and they're like, we are

1236
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: literally trying.

1237
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 5: Like trying our best.

1238
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: Yes, but it'll never be good and it's all Whitney

1239
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: Houston adele, even with the backing track. But we can

1240
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: play like karaoke track and we only have like twelve minutes.

1241
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: But we go out and just try as hard as

1242
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: we can. We don't shy away from it. We attack

1243
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: it and then we're like, thank you, get and just

1244
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: see what we have Cameras on the crowd the whole time.

1245
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 3: See this is where you're obsession with making people uncomfortable,

1246
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 3: seeing how long it can last.

1247
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a comedian, that's why I didn't put that together.

1248
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: But yes, but that's perfect.

1249
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 3: But that's a great way because nobody's ever well I'm

1250
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 3: not nobody has ever done that, but something like that

1251
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: I would shallow.

1252
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: Yes, And I say it again, we're not trying to

1253
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: be bad. We're actually trying as good as we can.

1254
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: But we're also really trying. Because you can hide from it,

1255
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: sha la la la, and you can be like, oh,

1256
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: that's a C plus. But if we're like, we gotta

1257
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: do that, it would be so fun. I just don't

1258
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: want to pay hundred dollars to get out to some city.

1259
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 3: I found a tube on Facebook Marketplace. I'll go get it.

1260
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you guys. Now we can hit the

1261
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: music again. We will see you guys Monday, Monday special guest.

1262
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: You want to tell.

1263
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 3: Him Heisman Hopeful.

1264
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. You slowed out one.

1265
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: You can say it is Diego band quarterback.

1266
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: He will be in Monday. We just finished the interview

1267
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: and they brought me a helmet yeah baal, a real

1268
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: helmet and he signed it.

1269
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1270
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome. Uh So that'll be Monday. Up

1271
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: you guys, have a great weekend. We'll see you guys

1272
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: by everybody.

1273
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 3: Hollo Eddie.

1274
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: Theme song written by Bobby Bones. That's Me and performed

1275
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: by Brandon Ray. Follow Brandon on socials at Brandon Ray Music.

1276
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: You can follow the show on Instagram at Bobby Bones Sports.

1277
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 2: Thanks to our crew co host AT, producer Ddy, Segment

1278
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 2: producer at Kickoff Kevin and executive producer AT Mike Diestro.

1279
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: But most importantly, thank you for listening. I'm Bobby Bones.

1280
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 2: We'll talk to you next time here on twenty five

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00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 2: whistles