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Speaker 1: Am I the a hill for not inviting my whole

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Speaker 1: kid's class to his birthday party?

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining like three hundred six year old. It

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Speaker 2: is just like like like like termites, like how many

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Speaker 2: can oil at once?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly. So you just read my mind. That

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Speaker 2: is how many six year olds can I murder?

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Speaker 1: One? And it's like, if you have a swarm of

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Speaker 1: six year olds like coming at you with knives, could

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Speaker 1: you not just like spin around really quickly with a

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, this guy, because like the nine what is

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Speaker 2: it like at like a nine foot one.

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Speaker 3: Year old or ninety one year olds or whatever? It's

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Speaker 3: like one of those?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather would you rather fight a hundred

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Speaker 1: would you rather fight one hundred t rex sized chickens

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Speaker 1: or one chicken sized t rex?

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Speaker 2: So they're all the size of chickens. Definitely the one

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Speaker 2: t rex? Then actually that no, still the one t rex?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather fight one hundred chickens or one t rex?

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Speaker 3: Oh, one hundred chickens or one t rex? Bro? Definitely

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Speaker 3: one hundred chickens. Bro on bodying?

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Speaker 2: Are you getting me one hundred chickens, bro, body.

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Speaker 1: So you would be more afraid, Like, but I mean

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Speaker 1: one hundred.

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Speaker 3: T rex I'm one with the chickens, bro, But you would.

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Speaker 1: Rather fight one t rex sized chicken than a hundred

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Speaker 1: chicken sized t rexes.

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Speaker 2: Oh see, okay, okay, chicken sized t rexes. Because I'm

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Speaker 2: not familiar with t rexes.

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Speaker 1: T Rexes are are pretty you know.

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Speaker 2: Uh, probably probably the big, the big, the big chicken,

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Speaker 2: the big chicken, because I would have a hard time

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Speaker 2: running away, probably from the hundred. They probably bite my

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Speaker 2: ankles and stuff. Dude, But a chicken is fast, true,

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Speaker 2: I guess, and I guess in the scenario, I'm assuming

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Speaker 2: it's a very vindictive giant chicken that wants to kill me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I eating. I mean I eat chicken every day,

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Speaker 3: so like they, you're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna eat for weeks. Yeah, this is cut deep. I

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Speaker 1: twenty eight female, am a mother of a wonderful eight

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Speaker 1: year old son. This whole thing happened last April, but

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Speaker 1: I'm still getting complaints. So here I am asking strangers

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Speaker 1: for judgment on the internet. Hell yeah, so last year

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Speaker 1: was my kid's first year in big kids school, like

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Speaker 1: he calls it. Since his first grade coincided with the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: We're not in the best place financially, like most families,

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Speaker 1: our consumer debt piled on and we were throwing every

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Speaker 1: spare scent at it. Unfortunate, So it was time to

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Speaker 1: throw him a party. I only invited five of his classmates,

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Speaker 1: the one he considered his friends, which is completely normal.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're doing, right, I mean, like, what do

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Speaker 1: you throw? What do you guys think? Like, come on,

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Speaker 1: you invite your friends? Yeah, by your friends, go guys

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Speaker 1: for the others. I sent two dozen cupcakes and juice

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Speaker 1: boxes to class. The invites were delivered to their houses

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Speaker 1: and not in front of the other kids. Tactful, nice,

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Speaker 1: like I said. Money was tight, so I got creative.

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Speaker 1: I made nine small cakes, box cakes, vanilla, chocolate, and funfetti.

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Speaker 1: What's fun fetti? Has anyone ever heard of fun fetti?

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Speaker 1: Edible confetti, old idea, butter cream and different colors. Also

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Speaker 1: made a big sugar cookies in different colored frosting and sprinkles,

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Speaker 1: damp go going all out. Yeah, such a delicious cake.

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Speaker 3: Go off, queen, go off.

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Speaker 1: And finally brought tortillas, made pizza sauce and had a

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Speaker 1: variety of toppings. I asked that the kids bring swimsuits

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Speaker 1: and water guns. We had to make your own pizza

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Speaker 1: station for lunch, and then they played with their water guns. Dude,

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Speaker 1: just kill, just catch, come on, come on like you

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Speaker 1: gotta bet you gotta.

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Speaker 3: She's crushing it.

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Speaker 1: You just crushing it. Then they decorated their cakes and

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Speaker 1: finally their cookies they took home with them. Well. The

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Speaker 1: next Monday, the kids would not stop raving about how

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Speaker 1: fun the party is cause she did a forget awesome job. Yeah, mom, hey,

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Speaker 1: I have on your your mom done that ship, see

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Speaker 1: you mommy, Mommy set us up with your mom's please.

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Speaker 1: The other kids were not happy to not be invited

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Speaker 1: a pick up. Tuesday, a couple moms confronted me about

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Speaker 1: not inviting their kids. I said that I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: it was a small party for his close friends only,

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Speaker 1: and they kept complaining about me excluding their kids. I

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Speaker 1: didn't take it seriously, but now it is a new

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Speaker 1: the a hole?

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Speaker 2: I think we should go like all the way on

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Speaker 2: this one. I think you need to make like a presentation,

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Speaker 2: being like I am poor. You all you are are

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Speaker 2: finance shaming me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or just be like, Okay, we're throwing a new

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Pay up one hundred dollars. Now we're talking tickets. Now,

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Speaker 1: that's right, you want to come buy a ticket?

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Speaker 2: Now the mom starts throwing a children's event. Company they're

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Speaker 2: out of sad billionaire. You know she's in New Oprah.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever watch Kirby Enthusiasm the Spite Stores.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's dude.

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Speaker 3: Dude, it's a Spike business.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's so good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I think Curby your Enthusiasm fans. You guys got

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Speaker 1: to tell us bro holler, we we love it.

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Speaker 2: Also, speaking of our of our wonderful fans, we we

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got good comments. But the people that

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Speaker 2: Yes, so uh, let's see Beta Savadra. I am definitely

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Speaker 2: butchering that said, I just want to say I love

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Speaker 2: you guys. I'm from a little town in Chile at

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Speaker 2: the end of South America. You're not the only Americans

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Speaker 2: in the world. Shut up, what do you mean about kidding?

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Speaker 1: Awesome? How do you want to go to Chile, and

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Speaker 1: Chile is the really really long one.

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Speaker 3: I think that's along the long skinny one.

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Speaker 1: It has like like it goes like like I think

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Speaker 1: it covers the the longest area or the longest length

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Speaker 1: like of any country really, yeah, because it goes to

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Speaker 1: like like Chile goes from Antarctica to like all the

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Speaker 1: way up. Look look at a picture of Chile. Chile

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Speaker 1: is crazy, bro. Look Look it goes like that's that's

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Speaker 1: all that's to the tip basically of Antarctica all the

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Speaker 1: way to like the middle goes all the way down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, it does go all the way.

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Speaker 1: It's a little strip baby, Oh, I see y'all. Rstline Caleb.

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Speaker 1: Caleb Schweizer says that first story was so wholesome. I

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Speaker 1: love it with I fell in Love with a trans friend.

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Speaker 1: That story was wholesome as heck.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I love this one because it's just completely out of

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Speaker 2: context and hilarious. The comment is from Anna Maria shout

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Speaker 2: out to you, Anna, and the comment is it's more

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Speaker 2: of the texture of the eggs.

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Speaker 1: True. Alana Bear says, I personally love the banter. Y'all

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Speaker 1: are so entertaining. I appreciate you. You know, we get

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Speaker 1: mixed comments. Some people are like, fuck you guys, I

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Speaker 1: hate you. I can't believe you would talk during our

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Speaker 1: Reddit story.

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Speaker 2: And I saw one recently that was like, imagine starting

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Speaker 2: a podcast with zero talent and zero good stories. That

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Speaker 2: I was considering making it my Twitter banner. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: this is an all time comment right here. Hey, but

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Speaker 2: hey here, we are here, we are We got Gary

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Speaker 2: Ghost outdoors man. You are so cunning lemeo Klutzy mouse. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we did a story about asexuals. We wanted like any

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Speaker 2: asexual uh people that like to reach out. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: love your videos asexual here I can understand op side fully.

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Speaker 2: I was sexual pulsed at one point, but I've moved

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Speaker 2: there's asexual and gray sexual.

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Speaker 1: I like that. That that Ryan's thanks Klutzy Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Keep keep talking to us because we're going to be

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Speaker 2: reading them comments.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,