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Speaker 1: of Kicking with John and Greg. Join here. It's always

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Speaker 1: with my good friend and co host Greg Woodman, what

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Speaker 1: is up, buddy, you know? And also with a special guest,

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Speaker 1: my wife, Yeah, Sarah Colona Ryan. Ye, Sarah r. You

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Speaker 1: and one of them is right now. That's pretty regular.

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Speaker 1: You're a regular. I like the one with your brother. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was, but yeah, but I never know what they're

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Speaker 1: gonna cut out. That's where sometimes the podcast is eight

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Speaker 1: and then they just cut everything out. No, I think

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Speaker 1: they're usually like forty minutes long. It was definitely the

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Speaker 1: most Canadian episode we had. Yeah, listening to YouTube go

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Speaker 1: a couple of times. There was once when I kind

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Speaker 1: all right, let's keep going. Yeah, and then you start

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Speaker 1: not being able to understand them because they're your weird accents.

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Speaker 1: Like you get a little more Canadian when Steve's around. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, you do. Yeah, all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: you ever do that? Have you ever done that? Where

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Speaker 1: I just came out. It's like I couldn't help myself.

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Speaker 1: My wife holding me back. That should be your next investment.

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Speaker 1: just cursing away trying to solve this thing. Does it take?

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Speaker 1: well I just bought last year. I finally we went

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Speaker 1: Did you like growing up? Did you have any traditions

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Speaker 1: just you have. Don't let that's stress. It's the most

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Speaker 1: let's let's put your Christmas up against mine now. So well,

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Speaker 1: just Sara and I an alcohol and food. Okay, sounds

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Speaker 1: like a blast. Yeah. Mine starts on Christmas Eve driving

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Speaker 1: forth it's not that doesn't sound right, that doesn't sound fair.

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Speaker 1: if I went and got you a cat for Christmas,

422
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: it would probably be a bad would be eating cat

423
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 1: for dinner. Joking. Um, I shouldn't get him one. I

424
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,760
Speaker 1: think you should try with five and see which one

425
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,639
Speaker 1: out the five you like the most. It's actually a

426
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: really good idea, though, for me to get a cat

427
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 1: for Christmas for John and then be like, well, okay,

428
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: I have to go back to la. Yeah, I guess

429
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 1: you don't want it. Oh I didn't know that. Well,

430
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 1: it's a bad timing. Right now, we travel every week,

431
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 1: the two of us. It's bad they make a little

432
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 1: leashes for cats. I could bring him here on a

433
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 1: leash if everyone could see his face right now. No,

434
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 1: it's bad tiping for a dog and probably for cats

435
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: out there. There you go. When I retire, we should

436
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: we could get a dog, bat a cat. When I retire,

437
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 1: we totally get a dog. I'm not a cat for me.

438
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: When I said I wanted a cat, he said, but

439
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 1: you already had one, like I've had one in my life,

440
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 1: so now I can't check check it off your list.

441
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: Have cat? I think you would like them if you

442
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: had one. No, just dead silent. I just don't they

443
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 1: creep me out? They really? They always sneaking around looking

444
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,439
Speaker 1: at you, even though they stretch out their backs and

445
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: there's looking. They do like creepy things like that. They're

446
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: always like I feel, I feel just dirty around them. Okay,

447
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 1: they're always up to something. I guess I'll take the

448
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 1: cat back that a guy. Ye, dogs are like so

449
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 1: grateful that you like own them, and cats act like

450
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: you should be grateful to have me. It's true. They

451
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: kind of strutt around like you're welcome, where's my cat food?

452
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go pissing your gravel thing that you

453
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: keep in your kitchen right by your food, and I

454
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: just urinate and defecate in this little gravel you don't

455
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: keep it in the kitchen. Yeah, that's true that no

456
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: one does that. I mean someone might put they're not

457
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: that's that you're thinking of hoarders. That's a TV show. Yeah,

458
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: they keep their eighty cats in the kitchen. That's where

459
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 1: you find the one under the couch. They're like, oh,

460
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: there it's been Yeah. Then those big like like cat

461
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: castles that are made of carpet. They have put like

462
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: eight feet paully living in their living room. The cats

463
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: they don't even so I'm I'm allergic to cats in

464
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,719
Speaker 1: my in law and my daughter loves them, and so

465
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: she'll go she'll go over there and she'll crawl on

466
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: their bed and she'll ask her to get the one cat,

467
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: and like she'll come out of the room and it's

468
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: just covered head to foot in cat hair. And I'm

469
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: just like, oh god, I'm like, getaway. Can't do it.

470
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: I haven't really bad. I really also don't like any

471
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: kind of animals like sheds. I couldn't handle shedding in

472
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: my house because I like to keep my house very clean. Yeah,

473
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,719
Speaker 1: you just have to get like a short haired cat, yeah,

474
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 1: would not draw you. Not that we had hair all

475
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: over our coach and stuff like well, yeah, but I

476
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: mean I used to have a cat, but he didn't.

477
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: I mean he shed a little bit, but nothing, and

478
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: then he died. Merry Christmas, everybody, sixteen years later, What's

479
00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: there's no coming back from that? No, there's what is

480
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: a kid? What was like the best Christmas gift you got? Like?

481
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: Was there a gift? Here? Was like, this is the

482
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: greatest First Nintendo? First Intendo. I well, I had wanted

483
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: it for so long and I didn't I really didn't

484
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: think we'd get one. I mean they were expensive at

485
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: the time, and uh I remember opening that up and

486
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: just was like, I was like, have you ever seen

487
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: that video of like the Nintendo kid that like freaks out? Yeah?

488
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: That was me. I mean I lost it. How much

489
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: we're Nintendo When they first came well I'm trying to

490
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: remember because now is it Nintendo or a tari I'm

491
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: gonna look it up. Made one Nintendo, okay and it

492
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: crashed Amazon the mid new Nintendo. Yeah, yeah, a new one.

493
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: They made a new Nintendo and they and they have

494
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: like eighty games preloaded on them, but it has like

495
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: the controller and stuff. They came out for one day,

496
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 1: sold out and like it crashed Amazon. There was one

497
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: day sale. Yeah, well they'll I'm back. But in that

498
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: first release they all sold out like really fast. Well

499
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: the crazy thing is, yeah they had him. They were

500
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it now. They were fifty nine ninety

501
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 1: nine right, and they came out in November and then

502
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: they sold out and now people are selling them on

503
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: eBay for like thousands of dollars. What used to be

504
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: getting the whole point when any any new system would

505
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: come out. Well that's an older one. That kind of surprising.

506
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: But I remember when like Nintendos or PlayStation or whatever,

507
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: that first year they came out, like they'd be sold

508
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: out everywhere and people would they'd sell them for You'd

509
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: make tons of money off of And it was the

510
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: same thing with like a Furbies or tickle Meum or

511
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: whatever that hot must have toys sold out like people

512
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: just got so greedy. Wait, Nintendo was the Mario Brothers, yes,

513
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: and Atari was I liked Atari. I liked the River Raid.

514
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: Remember River Raid. That was a fun game that was

515
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: like the one that came in. Oh, but Nintendo had

516
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: Duck Hunt. I like that in retrospect, was a weird game.

517
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: He's just like killed duck Did you know little known

518
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: fact on Duck Hunt if you used the second control

519
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: or you could actually control the ducks? Wow? Mind blown? Right?

520
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: My mom still has a Nintendo in her basement that

521
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: still fully works that we got like a nineteen eighty eight.

522
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: She could sell that. There's the okay, one of the

523
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: right now. But this Nintendo that you were talking about,

524
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: there's one on eBay for twenty grand, get out of here.

525
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: I mean I know it's like, yes, I could see

526
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: where you would buy it and be like, oh cool,

527
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: I'll just fight because they're making only a few of them.

528
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: I'll buy it and resell it. But it's like, let

529
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: me see it, But like, what's the point. Nobody's gonna

530
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: spend twenty thousand dollars. That's just like those people who

531
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: put tickets on StubHub and they're like there's like they're like, yeah,

532
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: they're going for more than there's one guy that's like

533
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars a piece, and but you just don't

534
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: want to sell your tickets, like no, there's no idiot

535
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 1: out there that's gonna be like done. Okay, here's another one.

536
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: Here's another one, one one hundred and sixty two. Yeah, see

537
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: that's that's more reason above. How do you go from there?

538
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: So they're selling from a range of one hundred and

539
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: sixty dollars to twenty thousand somewhere in there. It's like,

540
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: what does that one do other than control the ducks

541
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 1: or whatever? Yeah, that's the one. Can I think though,

542
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: if it's gonna work, you have to, like you have

543
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: to blow in it to start it, Like, I think

544
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: that has to be part of it. Yeah, like a

545
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: dui and like a thing for your for your car,

546
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: you had a nintendowing you had to you had to

547
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: blow in the game and then blow in the machine

548
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: like sometimes it just working the hole. And there was

549
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 1: those things like if you're just a system where you

550
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: blew in the game, you blew in the thing and

551
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: being serious, yeah you like you blow, but everyone did.

552
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: You go from bottom to top and you had to

553
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: blow it out and then you blew into the slot

554
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: and then you stuck it and it would work so

555
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: much worse than it didn't come with that like instruction

556
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: for when this fails, just blow on it. But it

557
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: just everyone knew that it would work, like a game

558
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't blow and then you blew in it and it worked.

559
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: There was a Facebook page that was called something like

560
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: how did you get your Nintendo games to work? When

561
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: they wouldn't know? That was my neighbors taking a racer,

562
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: rub the racer, blow it all out and put it

563
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: in at work. Wow, we just blow, blow and blow,

564
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: blow and blow. You blew in each side. That's so bizar.

565
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I probably did it. I just don't

566
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: remember doing it. Yeah, that was how that was the

567
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: only that was. I think, like, so the new one

568
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: should keep that feature in, like you have to blow

569
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: just to get it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess

570
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: we had like yeah, I just I remember liking Atari,

571
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: I think more than Nintendo. We love Nintendo, and maybe

572
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: Atari was more GIRLI uh, nope. So when it first

573
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: came out, it was two hundred and ninety nine dollars,

574
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: so three hundred dollars in nineteen eighty and they were

575
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: fifty nine ninety nine when they came out in November.

576
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: But now they're twenty thousand dollars. Now they're twenty just

577
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 1: like in one month, they've went up that much, you know.

578
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I guess, I mean they sold. The best

579
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: selling game ever was Super Mario Brothers three. Really I

580
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: remember that that wasteen million copies. Wow, they were the

581
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: only they were the only home console except where Tari.

582
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: But once it came out, they had the market cornered. Yeah.

583
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: Then Sega came out after that, right Genesis. I never

584
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: have many of those. I think girls were like whatever

585
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: about that stuff. Well, I didn't get that into it

586
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: until I started come out, like the sports games, Technical

587
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: Bowl came up, and then when they came out with

588
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: like Super Nintendo. Then every year I would get the

589
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: Madden Football from that year. For Christmas, I'll get the

590
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: Madden Football, my brother get the NHL from that year,

591
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: and we just play those games like all year, and

592
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: the next year for Christmas we get the new ones.

593
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: I like Centipede. I know what was that? We went

594
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: at Arcade? That a really good arcade in Tacoma. Yeah,

595
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: which Sarah's also performing there again. Um, I don't know

596
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: when this podcast is going to come out. Oh yeah,

597
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: well if it comes out before then I'll be performing

598
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: December sixteenth through the eighteenth at Tacoma Comedy Club. If not,

599
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: how were your shows? They were great? They were packed?

600
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, um yeah, she was hilarious. But also you'll

601
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: be in Portland, Oregon. Wait this kid go Yeah, this

602
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: might be up the thirteenth, right, it will be good. Yeah,

603
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: Tacoma at December sixteen night game, we're playing um LA

604
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: and then you're in Tacoma Friday, Sat. Or Sunday. Yeah.

605
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: And guests who'll be at all the shows? John Ryan

606
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: the Seat Shame mostly promote that you'll be there and

607
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: tell people because people get excited, they get sad. We'll

608
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: meet and greet after and then you're there too. People

609
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: tweet all that even in the show too, like what

610
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: show is he going to? And I was like, well,

611
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: if the game's on Thursday, I'm pretty sure he'll probably

612
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: be at all the shows. Yeah. I wasn't sure about

613
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: late shows at first because there you have practice, but

614
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 1: you said to be at all of them, so now

615
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: he has to be because that's what I've told America America.

616
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 1: And then I'll be in Portland, Oregon on Valentine's Day. Um,

617
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: I have to look that up, but it's on my

618
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: website Sarah Colonna dot com. People should come. You'll be

619
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: there as well. And we were thinking about maybe we

620
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: haven't figured out exactly what to do yet. For sure,

621
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: there'll be a meet and greet with John and myself

622
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: both afterwards. It's only one show on Thanksgiving, I mean

623
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day, Jesus um, but it's gonna be super fun.

624
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: And we were thinking about maybe people should weigh in

625
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: on this, if we were thinking about doing like a

626
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: Q and A afterwards, like a relationship Q and A

627
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: like a fun one. Because it's a comedy show. I

628
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: think I should host the show and do five minutes

629
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: to end up. I mean, if you want to do that. Adam, Well,

630
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: Adam who is the one that put to the show,

631
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: He would probably be thrilled. We've been we've been talking

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Speaker 1: about this before, about doing it, and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you have to. I think, and I think

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Speaker 1: I said that that should be your debut, but you

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Speaker 1: can't help. He has to do it on his own.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would he would even want me

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Speaker 1: to help. I would bomb so bad. And then I

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Speaker 1: feel like if even if you did, it would be funny.

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Speaker 1: But people laugh like you guys are just laughing because

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Speaker 1: you're a football fan. Yeah, but it's still nice. So

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Speaker 1: you just have an advantage over any other first time

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Speaker 1: comic who nobody knows who they are at least you

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Speaker 1: get it, like you might get a sympathy laugh. Like

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Speaker 1: all my com I feel like, now that you said

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Speaker 1: you want to host it, you're gonna have to because

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Speaker 1: you've said it and now and you with all these

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Speaker 1: listeners know it, feel like, um, all you say you're

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Speaker 1: gonna host it. I feel like all my comedy would

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Speaker 1: be about football or religion or Trump, although Trump, like

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Speaker 1: the Trump step on stage anymore, it's just not funny

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Speaker 1: to people right now. I think everyone's just like everyone

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Speaker 1: everyone had the whole everyone's so sick of that election

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Speaker 1: that it's just like it's over. Yeah, I've never been

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Speaker 1: one like In fact I had. It was so weird.

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Speaker 1: I had some woman tweet me angrily and say, we

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Speaker 1: always check first to see if a comedian's going to

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Speaker 1: talk about politics, So sorry, we won't see you. First

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Speaker 1: of all, you don't need to tell me that you're

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Speaker 1: gonna going to come see me, like you could just

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Speaker 1: not come see me. I don't need to tweet about it. Second,

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Speaker 1: I do know political material at all, so I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what she was talking about. I don't tweet

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Speaker 1: what my act is. That would be so actually, how

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Speaker 1: weird God is your life. You go out of your

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Speaker 1: way find the comedian on Twitter and just make sure

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Speaker 1: that she knows that you're not going yeah show, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, not gonna be there. Yeah, Hey, John,

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Speaker 1: I don't really like what you're doing right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to be at the Hawks game next week.

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Speaker 1: You know. Good luck punting with that on your mind. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a weird thing. I mean, think about like, before

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Speaker 1: social media, there was plenty of stuff I didn't like.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't buy it, or I didn't go well,

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Speaker 1: like music, Like if I was not a Red Hot

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Speaker 1: Chili Peppers fan, you know what, I just didn't ever

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Speaker 1: buy one of their albums. Yeah, now I would have

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Speaker 1: to hunt them down on Twitter and be like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not buying our album. You can look at you a

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Speaker 1: career without me. I'm just picturing that you do that.

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Speaker 1: And then Anthony Keytis is like comforting Flee as he's crying, like, no,

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Speaker 1: why would she say that? So mean they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: talking about that on their podcast. Yeah, I'd be like

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Speaker 1: I got this tweet the other day from him. Angry comedians.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we all know Sarah's not here today,

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Speaker 1: but the show will go on. We'll have to power through. Well,

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Speaker 1: we should wrap this up. Yeah, like like a Christmas

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Speaker 1: you have to wrap it up. Wow, you really? We

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Speaker 1: were just on a roll with her. Chili peppers die

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh okay, good to know. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: he's uh, he's spoken, Sarah, thanks for being our guests,

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Speaker 1: no problem. See everyone into coma and I'll see you

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Speaker 1: at home. Thanks babe, thanks grag Yeah, thank you so much. Greg.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you next week. I'll see you at home

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Speaker 1: as well. Wink. Craig's moving in. Merry Christmas. That's your gift.

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Speaker 1: And I brought a cat. I brought it down, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna torch you with about seeing the garage, make

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Speaker 1: you sleep in your bedroom. By all right. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I should have ended on Greg saying I brought

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Speaker 1: a cat. All right, have a good Christmas