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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Stewart calling from Comics.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Laurie. Yeah, Hi, this is Lorie. Hey, Laurie,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is Stewart from Comics. You performed

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Speaker 1: here the other night? I did? Yeah, thanks so much

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Speaker 1: for having me. I'm sorry that you didn't get a

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Speaker 1: chance to connect. Yeah, a little a stand up comedy

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Speaker 1: in a comic bookshop. Yeah? Yeah, how is the crowd?

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Speaker 1: Did you like the show? Um? Yeah, I was definitely

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Speaker 1: well promoted. Lots of people there, So good on you

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Speaker 1: guys for that. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: And yeah yeah yeah did you like the comics in

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Speaker 1: there too? The comic books that we have around? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a I'm not a big comics from Gale,

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Speaker 1: but I can certainly appreciate the art. Have you noticed

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Speaker 1: the first we have a first edition waffle Man comic book.

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Speaker 1: I'm not familiar possession there. Wow, Yeah that sounds like

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Speaker 1: a very uh I mean first edition. That's always impressive, right,

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Speaker 1: that's always a special. So that's how I heard about

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Speaker 1: how the show went and sounds like maybe a bit

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Speaker 1: of a rough crowd for you, which is why I

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Speaker 1: bring up our first edition waffle Manum, do you know

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Speaker 1: much about Waffleman? H? No, again, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: really read. Yeah, there was only one It's Waffleman, right,

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Speaker 1: pretty terrible action hero and there was only one print

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Speaker 1: ever made and we have it and that was it.

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Speaker 1: It was. It was a one and done. I guess

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Speaker 1: you could say it was kind of a bomb, sort

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Speaker 1: of like your act the other night. It was like that.

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Speaker 1: That's why I bring it up one of the readings

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Speaker 1: that bring up Wow. Okay, so you just call it

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Speaker 1: to be a and point out the fact that I

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Speaker 1: bomb like Waffleman. What we're doing? Yeah? No, Um, I

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Speaker 1: didn't call just to say that after the comedy routine

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Speaker 1: show that you were here. You did here at the

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Speaker 1: comic book store. We were doing inventory and we noticed

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Speaker 1: that Waffleman, our first edition Waffleman, the most expensive comic

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Speaker 1: that we have, is missing. Like, are you seriously accusing

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Speaker 1: me right enough? Stealing from your store? Like it didn't

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Speaker 1: steal your stupid book Waffleman. Really well, Waffleman would steal.

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Speaker 1: Explain to me how you're here at our store, You

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Speaker 1: do a show, and then you leave and Waffleman is gone. Explain,

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Speaker 1: explain to me how you're still a virgin at fifty

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Speaker 1: whatever years old, because I'm saving myself for marriage. That's why.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you knew that. How did

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Speaker 1: you know that? I don't give a wonderful rest of

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Speaker 1: your day. Thanks so much for calling. Enough about my virginity.

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Speaker 1: I need Waffleman back in my store, or I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the police. Well that sounds like a you problem. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you go ahead and call the police and let

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Speaker 1: them know that your Bagel Boy comic book is missing?

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Speaker 1: Or like whatever? The I don't Bagel Boy problem? How

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Speaker 1: did you know about Bagel Boy? Oh? My god, of

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Speaker 1: course there's a Bagel Boy that which man also probably

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Speaker 1: took Bagel Boy. Oh yeah, and I wiped my butt

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Speaker 1: with it. There you go. There, it is a big reveal.

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Speaker 1: You caught me. You took waffle Man and Bagel Boy

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Speaker 1: and wiped your butt with it. Those were the most

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Speaker 1: expensive comic books that we had. You actually think that

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Speaker 1: I did that? Like you actually you told me that

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Speaker 1: what you did with waffle Man and Bagel Boy, right,

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Speaker 1: it was sarcasm which apparently is lost one. Who's who sarcasm?

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Speaker 1: Where's he? What universe? Is he? From Marvel or DC?

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Speaker 1: Is that villain? I don't know who sargasm is and

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know we had a comic had sarcasm

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Speaker 1: in it. Oh my god, Okay, sarcasm. I was being facetious.

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Speaker 1: I was kidding. I was joking two things you don't

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Speaker 1: know about, sarcasm and orgasm. And that's okay. That's just

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Speaker 1: where we're at right now. Okay, I not steal your stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up now, and I just want you

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Speaker 1: to go ahead and google sarcasm, figure out what that means.

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Speaker 1: Maybe google how to interact better with women with your peers,

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Speaker 1: maybe get a girlfriend, you know. And I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: see myself out. Sorry about your books, you weirdo. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll just let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a phone break

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Speaker 1: on you and your husband, Brian set you up? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Right now? A Bagel boy had just

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Speaker 1: got me. He said that you performed some weird gig

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Speaker 1: at a comic book store the other day and wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my God. He swore he

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Speaker 1: would never tell anybody. It was such a bad show.

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Speaker 1: We had a path. Oh my god. Well you should

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Speaker 1: check out that first edition Waffleman though it's a great read.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand