Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Welcome to the program.
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble. Of course I have Bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what his last name is and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He lives in New Jersey, doesn't have a job. His
Speaker 1: job is this, He gambles. And then Dylan, who works here.
Speaker 1: He's uh, somebody who handles graphics, and more importantly, he's
Speaker 1: also a guy who loses a lot of bets a lot. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we didn't mess with week zero the college football season. No,
Speaker 1: we don't do that. It's week one. We're here. It's
Speaker 1: a new season, by the way, teaser, and not a
Speaker 1: gambling teaser. Well, I am gambling because it looks like
Speaker 1: Shay Irving is going to join the Gambling Podcast next week.
Speaker 1: He said he didn't want to mess with this week.
Speaker 1: He has one phone call from prison and he's going
Speaker 1: to use it next week to join you guys on
Speaker 1: the Gambling Podcast. Yes, and Shay welcome the board next week.
Speaker 1: M Dylan, welcome back, buddy. Yeah, you two, very good.
Speaker 1: Good to hear you. It's been a while. Alright, alright, um, Dan,
Speaker 1: the gold standard was set last year at I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna blow that out of the water this year. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start with that. Okay. So you were plus
Speaker 1: twenty three units last year, correct, Okay, all right. Dylan
Speaker 1: actually had a big week last week because I told
Speaker 1: him take Northwestern. He did. Uh. You also had the
Speaker 1: under first quarters, so you won those things. Ray Picture Day,
Speaker 1: Ray who hosts this. As far as the technical part
Speaker 1: of this, I told him take Northwestern. He flipped to
Speaker 1: Nebraska and he lost that bet. So he never flipped. No,
Speaker 1: and I don't give that. I don't give advice very
Speaker 1: very often. But I tried to help out the little
Speaker 1: guy and he probably blew his allowance money from his parents.
Speaker 1: But uh, and Dan, like every upstanding citizen, actually rolled
Speaker 1: my winnings into a new tattoo on Saturday. All right,
Speaker 1: bad lair, here we go. I'm gonna let you start
Speaker 1: and tell me how many units you're betting. We got
Speaker 1: college football coming up tonight, including a team that Desmond
Speaker 1: Howard thinks will play in the final four, Pittsburgh. Who
Speaker 1: do you like tonight? Well, if if Desmond Howard's picking Pittsburgh,
Speaker 1: I got West Virginia. I sent these picks in yesterday. Dan.
Speaker 1: I don't know what lines you guys gave me, but
Speaker 1: I'll take whatever you give me. Plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1: West Virginia perfect. West Virginia plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1: Start out to college football season a little slow, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I remember what Buffalo did to me last year in
Speaker 1: the NFL, So I'm I'm gonna trend slightly right now.
Speaker 1: West Virginia plus seven and a half. Penn State minus
Speaker 1: three over Perdue. I'm a little worried about that, but
Speaker 1: I'm staying with Penn State. The last time they played
Speaker 1: in West Lafayette, they beat Perdue four. Not that many
Speaker 1: players are probably left over from that, but we throw
Speaker 1: that out there just in case for entertainment purposes. What
Speaker 1: else do you have? Central Michigan Oklahoma State game going
Speaker 1: over the fifty eight and a half. Okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: stick with my new Jersey team, Rutgers going up to
Speaker 1: Boston College. I got you fifty, I got you fifty
Speaker 1: eight over his fifty eight Central Michigan Okloma State. Christmas
Speaker 1: coming early. Yeah, you always you always think that I'm
Speaker 1: out to get you. I want you to do well, Larry.
Speaker 1: You left my West Virginia seven and a half and
Speaker 1: you're giving me down. That's perfect, all right. Rutgers against BC.
Speaker 1: I got Rutgers plus seven. That's what I have. Ruchris
Speaker 1: plus seven. I'm happy. Okay, Um Middle Tennessee versus James
Speaker 1: Madison their first game in big time football. But it's
Speaker 1: at a m u O. All right. Oregon Georgia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to pick Georgia, and I think it was
Speaker 1: like seventeen, but I'm staying away from the thing. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go over that number, all right. Dan Lanning,
Speaker 1: who is Oregon's head coach, was the defensive coordinator at
Speaker 1: Georgia last season. Anything else, Yeah, I got one more bet,
Speaker 1: but last week I went one and one. I lost
Speaker 1: my Utah State minus seven the Yukon and I won
Speaker 1: the under in the preseason Panthers games on one on
Speaker 1: one last week. I don't know if we're counting that
Speaker 1: because they we didn't do a show. We're not No,
Speaker 1: we're not counting that. Okay, So I'll throw the way
Speaker 1: the one and one last week, but I'm gonna stick
Speaker 1: with Utah State again this week, getting forty two and
Speaker 1: a half from Alabama. I got you getting forty two, Larry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I knew Christmas wouldn't stop. Okay, I'll take the forty now.
Speaker 1: Now I'm rooting against you. I'm rooting against you, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know that. Only that. All right, let me get
Speaker 1: to Dylan, because those are far more entertaining. Uh wait,
Speaker 1: what kind of mess do you have here, Dylan? It
Speaker 1: is a mess. Um. I'm taking West Virginia money line
Speaker 1: against Pitt tonight. The backyard brawl, the backyard brawl, the
Speaker 1: famous backyard all right, and I do think I think
Speaker 1: most of the money's actually on Pitt. So always like that. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: Penn stay Purdue under fifty two and a half. Classic
Speaker 1: Big Ten, terrible matchup, but both of these teams, Perdue
Speaker 1: averaged almost thirty points a game last year, and Penn
Speaker 1: stayed averaged around when these two Titans clash day alright, okay,
Speaker 1: fifty two and a half alright, Um, Florida plus two
Speaker 1: and a half against Utah there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: who love Utah. I thought it started out at three
Speaker 1: and now it's down to two and a half. Is
Speaker 1: that sound about right? Okay, so you got Florida plus
Speaker 1: two and a half at home at the Swamp and
Speaker 1: I know everyone loves Utah, but I think game one
Speaker 1: maybe going to Florida Anthony Richardson, maybe he starts to
Speaker 1: show that greatness. Okay, all right, what else you get?
Speaker 1: Notre Dame Ohio the Ohio State. What do you have?
Speaker 1: This one's tough. I'm going Notre Dame plus seventeen. I like,
Speaker 1: I like, I like what they've been doing, like Marcus Freeman,
Speaker 1: and I do like to bet against Ohio State, even
Speaker 1: though it usually does me dirty. But I'll take I'll
Speaker 1: take the seventeen points week one. Yeah, I just don't
Speaker 1: know about that quarterback that's gonna be the factor here, sophomore. Alright,
Speaker 1: what else Arizona money line against San Diego State plus one.
Speaker 1: Arizona won one game last year? Damn right, Brady Hope
Speaker 1: at San Diego State. Okay, Um, yeah, and they've San
Speaker 1: Diego State has had some off the field um. And
Speaker 1: then LSU Florida State over fifty one and a half.
Speaker 1: So Florida State already blew out Duke King and and
Speaker 1: so you're thinking that Florida States already had the tune
Speaker 1: up in L s U. This is their first game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think els Us a three point favorite two,
Speaker 1: which I didn't know what to make of that because
Speaker 1: obviously L s U is kind of a big question.
Speaker 1: But that's that's in there playing in New Orleans. A. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the SUPERA. Okay, what else? And then, uh so
Speaker 1: all of those were one unit bets to my one
Speaker 1: tunit Thatt is Clemson minus twenty two against Georgia Tech.
Speaker 1: George has won nine games in three seasons. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and Clemson had it. I think everyone's obviously wrote them
Speaker 1: off after last season. So I think they come out firing.
Speaker 1: Didn't they win ten games last year? I mean they
Speaker 1: had a bad year and they won ten games. I
Speaker 1: think everyone was just focused that they were like terrible
Speaker 1: against the spread. It's one more thing, Dan, Obviously I
Speaker 1: gotta throw all parlay in my big dogs parlay. You
Speaker 1: didn't learn anything last year with your parlay somewhat of
Speaker 1: a slow learner, admittedly, Um here we go. So the
Speaker 1: big dogs parlay all thirty or more point favorites against
Speaker 1: the spread. So I'm taking Oklahoma minus thirty one against
Speaker 1: U tap USC minus thirty two and a half against
Speaker 1: Rice Bama, minus forty two against Utah State in Michigan,
Speaker 1: minus thirty and a half against Colorado State, and that
Speaker 1: pays out about plus twelve Any comments, bad lair. I'm
Speaker 1: so he hits that he'll be up twelve units on me.
Speaker 1: That's that's an easy I'll give him that lead. That's
Speaker 1: no big deal. Um what what money line did you
Speaker 1: give him on the West Virginia game? West Virginia plus
Speaker 1: West Virginia plus seven? Oh no, plus two fifth plus
Speaker 1: two fifty? I'm sorry, Yeah, you know I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: and keep track of every once in a while. No
Speaker 1: weeks seven, he comes back and gets pretty close. My
Speaker 1: tactic is I just throw a bunch of ship at
Speaker 1: the wall and see if it confuses you enough. There's
Speaker 1: no um, high liar in aything you're betting this week
Speaker 1: now high My season starts in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I think, don't encourage him, lay, don't encourage him, all right,
Speaker 1: So I hope you guys get a decent head start
Speaker 1: because Shay and Irving is set to join us next
Speaker 1: week and she's a hitter too. Yes, he is. Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving going to be betting footballers. He got some
Speaker 1: weird sports. He one, no UFC fighting or whatever you whatever.
Speaker 1: That thing is nothing of no yet, But don't worry, Larry.
Speaker 1: When there is, you'll know Danas coming on to do
Speaker 1: pro football with me, right, yeah, pro in college. Now
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going. I'm I'm heavily invested in the football season.
Speaker 1: I may sprinkle in like you know, somebody won't count
Speaker 1: for our football record. Know everything you say on this show, counsel,
Speaker 1: and I did say gambling, I didn't say gambling on football.
Speaker 1: So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble and so you
Speaker 1: can use that as took a gamble on you guys
Speaker 1: or anything. Lot's a huge wind, Dan. Why do I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm an underdog? I can't wait to chat
Speaker 1: with Shay next week? Oh be ready? Are we gonna
Speaker 1: be getting a collect call from singing? He is rikers?
Speaker 1: I think, alright, bad lair, Uh talk to you soon
Speaker 1: and uh we'll talk to you next week. You got
Speaker 1: it all right? Damn? Thanks you? Hey? It easy to
Speaker 1: bl bye,