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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment whose online toy store is booming

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Speaker 1: right now. If your kids can't get Tickle Me Elmo,

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Speaker 1: he says, the knockoff Tickle Me Elbow.

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Speaker 2: Is even better.

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Speaker 3: Giant.

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Speaker 4: It's a child size stuffed arm that twitches when you

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Speaker 4: touch its funny bone. It's cute if you don't think

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Speaker 4: about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want It's Laser Stories, the segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser and those other

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Speaker 1: silly strokers just don't.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: A man named Jose Silverio wanted a beer early Sunday morning.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't want to pay for it. I like

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Speaker 2: this guy already, and so.

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Speaker 1: He went over to a convenience store which was closed

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Speaker 1: at the time, and used a pipe to smash a

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Speaker 1: window and then break the doors of the two locked

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Speaker 1: up coolers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like him anymore.

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Speaker 3: K lazy like the rest of us on a Sunday morning,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: He's after it. Got gotta appreciate.

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Speaker 1: Him for that.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Smashed up security cameras caught Jose taking just one beer.

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Speaker 3: A single beer and then it all.

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Speaker 2: Left and drove off in his land rover.

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Speaker 3: What guy in the world or.

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Speaker 1: Or something that's why you need to serve alcohol every

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Speaker 1: day of the week or stuff like this happens.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I only stole a beer.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, a few hours later, nine to one

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Speaker 1: one calls came in that the same Jose who had

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Speaker 1: tore up the convenience store crashed his land rover through

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Speaker 1: the front of a grocery store.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean more drunk.

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Speaker 3: Not to say anything, but is he also a lightweight?

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Speaker 3: He only one beer?

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Speaker 1: Actually hold that thought because it's unclear if the accident

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Speaker 1: was intentional or if he was drunk, because either way,

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Speaker 1: he realized he was done.

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Speaker 2: And I say that because as.

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Speaker 1: He chatted with a few of the witnesses, he cracked

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Speaker 1: open his one stolen solo beer while the police were

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Speaker 1: on their way.

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Speaker 3: I didn't drink it.

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Speaker 1: Yet, so when they got there, they arrested him for felony, vandalism,

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Speaker 1: and larceny, along with other pending charges.

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Speaker 3: He's so chill about it all, just chilling on the

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Speaker 3: hood of his crash vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, when you know it's over, just enjoy

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Speaker 1: the ride.

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Speaker 3: With can't have anxiety even if they should.

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Speaker 1: His next Lazer stories out of Vegas, a man named

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Speaker 1: Simon Kavanall was visiting Sin City on a golf trip.

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Speaker 1: He had twenty minutes to kill before his airport shuttle arrived,

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Speaker 1: so he just sat down at one of the various

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Speaker 1: slot machines at the Aria Hotel and with his last

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Speaker 1: five bucks.

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Speaker 2: He pulled the lever.

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Speaker 1: Oh what happened next will go down in gambling history.

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Speaker 2: What happened? You see? The game that he was playing

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Speaker 2: was the megabuck.

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Speaker 1: Slot machine with the progressive jackpot, and he won it all.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't even know what that means.

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Speaker 1: Simon looked about the screen. The amount just kept going

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Speaker 1: up and up and up. First hit one million and

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Speaker 1: two through it, until finally the machine let him know

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Speaker 1: he just won ten point one million dollars.

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Speaker 3: You could win that much on a slot machine?

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Speaker 2: Only progressive?

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Speaker 1: If progressive means they're all attached to the city to

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Speaker 1: each other.

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Speaker 3: Wish you still got paid in quarters? No amazing? He

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Speaker 3: dies under the weight of ten The whole terminal fill

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Speaker 3: with quarters.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to check this bag.

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Speaker 3: Please.

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Speaker 1: Not too bad though, for a five dollars bet while

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Speaker 1: you're waiting for the shuttle to the airport.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you stay in Vegas At that point,

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Speaker 2: I would just say you cut your losses there. It all,

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Speaker 2: of course put all on black.

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Speaker 1: The odds of winning that big are incredibly slammed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've only been a handful of people who've become multi

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Speaker 1: millionaires on the Megabuck slot machine since they were first

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Speaker 1: in st back in two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: Wow, multiple people is still more than I expected, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It seems like one in a trillion. I'm happy for them.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Speaking of mega millionaires,

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Speaker 1: guess who just signed a one hundred million dollar deal.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations to our own Brook five. Amazing.

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Speaker 3: You know I've always said radio is where the money's at.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually no, it's not a world renowned sports star

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Speaker 1: or a celebrity on the silver screen.

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Speaker 2: Or on the radio.

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Speaker 3: It's a YouTuber.

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Speaker 1: It's none other than food network guru Guy Fieri.

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Speaker 3: It's got one hundred million dollar deal.

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Speaker 1: You just into a new three year deal, which sources

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Speaker 1: say is into the nine large figures, which means he

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Speaker 1: is the cable channel's highest paid talent. So the Food.

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Speaker 4: Network's paying him for a contract.

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Speaker 3: Is the Food Network have that much money?

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Speaker 2: Probably just from watching it all night.

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Speaker 1: That beats his most recent multi year deal, which he

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Speaker 1: signed back in twenty twenty one for a cool eighty.

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Speaker 2: Mili Okay, that was the warm up contract.

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Speaker 1: Under this new agreement, which will take Fierre to the

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Speaker 1: twenty year mark with the Food Network, the mayor of

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Speaker 1: Flavortown will continue to produce more of his diner's drive

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Speaker 1: ins and dives, as well as more episodes of Guys,

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Speaker 1: Grocery Games and Tournament of Chance.

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Speaker 3: When I get my nails don He's on the screen

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Speaker 3: and I can't. I have to watch him. That's how

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Speaker 3: he gets something. You can't. I can't change the screen. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I think get that much money, he could get a

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Speaker 3: better fashioned person.

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Speaker 1: On that anyway, whatever it is good for that guy today.

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Speaker 1: You get it, That guy get it.

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Speaker 3: Joke, I'm gonna see myself out Joketown his.

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Speaker 1: Next laser stories Out of Relationship World. Would you be

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Speaker 1: more likely to spy on your significant other if you

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Speaker 1: lived in a busy metropolis or wherever the TV show

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Speaker 1: Ice Road Truckers was set.

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Speaker 3: Probably, I'll tell you right now, ice road trucks to

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Speaker 3: pick one. I have lived in small towns. I grew

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Speaker 3: up in a small town. There is nothing to do.

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Speaker 2: I have the answer.

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Speaker 1: A survey of five thousand people found that about half

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Speaker 1: of adults have had a partner who was unfaithful, and

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Speaker 1: about thirteen percent of them found out by spying on them.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: The most popular spying techniques include tracking their phone, monitoring

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Speaker 1: their social media accounts, checking credit card bills, going through

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Speaker 1: their pockets, and physically following them.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, much easier to do in a small towns.

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Speaker 2: Only two roads where you're going to go.

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Speaker 1: If you're in the ice road, that would suck at

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Speaker 1: the start of the ice road, ye, one hundred miles eyes.

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Speaker 2: Did we miss any techniques that we should know about.

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Speaker 3: Brooke waiting in bushes?

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Speaker 2: Is that not?

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Speaker 3: Part of it?

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Speaker 2: Is that physical that's following them.

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Speaker 1: The states where people are likely to spy on their

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Speaker 1: partner are some of the least populated ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you.

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Speaker 1: Alaska is the most paranoid, with fifty five percent of

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Speaker 1: people saying they've snooped on their significant other before.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing. When you grow up in a small

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Speaker 3: town it's hard not to snoop because people just tell

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Speaker 3: you stuff. Yeah, Like, it's not even like you have

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Speaker 3: to work for it. You just know everyone you like,

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Speaker 3: so and so saw you at the grocery store, is

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 1: But also you don't want to lose your significant other

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Speaker 1: because the choices are so limited.

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Speaker 2: It's like, if I lose on him, there's nobody.

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Speaker 1: Vermont is second, followed by Rhode Island, South Dakota, Hawaii, Indiana, Arkansas, Iowa, Illinois,

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Speaker 1: and then rounding out the.

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Speaker 2: Top ten, Colorado.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I don't even see like a pattern there. I don't

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's just a lot of less populated areas for

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Speaker 1: the most part. But speaking of spying, this guy doesn't

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Speaker 1: mind you watching because his motto is the more the merriers,

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Speaker 1: and he is cannot talking.

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Speaker 2: About Christmas, my friends.

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Speaker 1: That's how I means the Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 1: an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on

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Speaker 3: Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,