Speaker 1: The Nicky Podcast is Nikki. Hello here I am. It's
Speaker 1: Nicki Laser Podcast. It's uh Tuesday. It is Tuesday. Boy,
Speaker 1: it's been a weird week. I thought, for some reason
Speaker 1: we skipped yesterday, but we were here. I skipped yesterday.
Speaker 1: I went to sleep the whole day, the whole day.
Speaker 1: Um it was nice because I got a text from
Speaker 1: Bert Chrysler to like twenty of us on a text
Speaker 1: threat about everyone that was on the tour, and he
Speaker 1: was like, did anyone else get? Like? Was anyone else
Speaker 1: completely worthless? Today? And I guess it's really irregular for
Speaker 1: him to feel that way coming back from a trip
Speaker 1: to because he's just go, go go, But this one
Speaker 1: was so much different than any road experience I've ever
Speaker 1: been on. And we were all like yeah, I really
Speaker 1: literally rode back to his text that was came in
Speaker 1: at ten pm. I was like, I just woke up
Speaker 1: thirty pm at night after sleeping all day and then
Speaker 1: I went to bed it by two and slept through
Speaker 1: the night. Um, it was just it was so exhausting
Speaker 1: and I just woke up again. I had a dentist
Speaker 1: appointment this morning that my Um, I didn't plug in
Speaker 1: my phone last night before I went to sleep, I
Speaker 1: just thought it'll it'll make it. Even though I do
Speaker 1: white noise blaring all night long and so it's that
Speaker 1: drains the battery. I just thought it has enough juice
Speaker 1: to make it through. I'm only sleeping. I have to
Speaker 1: get up at six thirty. That's four and a half
Speaker 1: hours of juice. And I woke up to just silence
Speaker 1: of like, oh no, and you know, just I have
Speaker 1: blackout curtains, so I don't know anything about the time
Speaker 1: of day. And luckily I did not wake up a
Speaker 1: six thirty, but I woke up at eight oh two
Speaker 1: and my dentist point was at a thirty. So I
Speaker 1: went and got a filling. My face is numb um.
Speaker 1: And then I went and got a car wash, and
Speaker 1: I came back here and I slept car here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just drove through one of those things. Car was
Speaker 1: getting too dusty. Would you ever do those things? Yea?
Speaker 1: In the yeah, I don't want to get out and
Speaker 1: I don't want people to like get inside my car.
Speaker 1: But the outside I love it so peaceful. And those
Speaker 1: I used to freak out as a kid. They used
Speaker 1: to be one of my biggest fears. My parents would
Speaker 1: not go they no. I just thought they were monsters,
Speaker 1: like at least raggedy, Like I thought they were a
Speaker 1: cookie monster, evil like evil cookie monsters because they're just
Speaker 1: like sloppy and wet, just like thrashing all over your
Speaker 1: window and it's they're like muppet kind of consistency snuffle up.
Speaker 1: I guess was my one of my biggest fears. And
Speaker 1: it just feels like his trunk was just slapping our
Speaker 1: car and it's loud to what cars did you have
Speaker 1: growing up? A blue Toyota van, Like that's like the
Speaker 1: first car you can remember your parents. I remember the
Speaker 1: first car I really remember. My dad would be mad
Speaker 1: because you like, do you remember a green I barely
Speaker 1: remember my dad having a very green little car. And
Speaker 1: then um, apparently I was the one that spotted it,
Speaker 1: like on the road, but we got a gold. Um.
Speaker 1: I love the color gold. A gold Volvo station wagon
Speaker 1: was on the side of the road for sale, well
Speaker 1: like at a dealership. But I was like, what about
Speaker 1: that one? And then they were like and they got it.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool that they like, oh we had this,
Speaker 1: you know, a checker like a like a taxi cab,
Speaker 1: but it's blue. It was like the most piece of ship,
Speaker 1: like giant. It was. Didn't have it because it was
Speaker 1: like cheap or something. Yeah, no, it's because my dad
Speaker 1: didn't doctors don't really make money until a little bit later,
Speaker 1: you know. And yeah, we just had a real piece
Speaker 1: of ship. Checker that was gigantic, that would fit the kids. Yeah, checker, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sound checker. Huh is there an e D on the one?
Speaker 1: Know why you want to take this one? What happened there?
Speaker 1: Is her shirt stripe or striped stripe? Her shirt is stripe.
Speaker 1: If someone wearing a stripe, No, no, no, because she
Speaker 1: has a striped shirt polke. It's a shirt is poke,
Speaker 1: has pokea dotes on it? Is it polka dot? Or
Speaker 1: is it polka dot? The car wasn't didn't have it
Speaker 1: was a Checker. That's the name of the car. Oh
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, I was thinking to actually like checkered
Speaker 1: like it was. That was the pattern on it. Checker.
Speaker 1: I'd never even heard of that car. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: have you her taxi Checker? Taxi is a dominant taxi
Speaker 1: cab company blah blah blah in Chicago. And turned on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the car and it was it's pretty cool, and then
Speaker 1: I didn't. I remember my mom got a Jaguar. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: there you go. That's when the money from Florida. That's
Speaker 1: where your tattoo came from. Yeah, mom was yours firs car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was funny because like the whole marriage was falling
Speaker 1: apart and she got this brand new car and I
Speaker 1: think my dad bought it. It It was like one last
Speaker 1: attempt to like reconcile. Car was pretty cool though, you
Speaker 1: know so many people do things like that for to
Speaker 1: just like the final dying breaths of a relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when last hail Mary or even like she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to buy this because I know this is going
Speaker 1: away and I'm going to be on a stipend Michael
Speaker 1: stripend Michael after this, So I'm just gonna grab something
Speaker 1: pretty sweet. I guess it was a present for you
Speaker 1: from your dad. And my dad got a Porsche I remember,
Speaker 1: for like his forty like that over remember over the
Speaker 1: hill they all look the other way. Jaguar. Hey if
Speaker 1: you my parents also got like the Porsche Kaim like
Speaker 1: right before they divorced. Maybe that's like a divorce car.
Speaker 1: It's like you know what it is. Maybe it's like
Speaker 1: when people have a baby, so that they think that's
Speaker 1: going to make them do better, because obviously it's going
Speaker 1: to make them like have a new thing that to
Speaker 1: focus on. It's that for people who can't have babies anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like a new thing that's like a bunch of
Speaker 1: money on that's gonna unite us to like make a
Speaker 1: stay together. And it was pretty cool. It's pretty cool
Speaker 1: checker cab story. It just reminded me. So my dad
Speaker 1: used to love buying used cars. One time, Okay, so
Speaker 1: he got like this one and like flipping them. I
Speaker 1: guess you can't know, just just using them. One time
Speaker 1: he bought, yes, flipping them into a ditch and then
Speaker 1: getting another used car. One time he did that and
Speaker 1: he bought an old news van, an am station news van.
Speaker 1: It had it had a whole scenery printed of like
Speaker 1: like daytime with like a rainbow and like a football
Speaker 1: and soccer, and he he came to pick me up
Speaker 1: from high school and I was like, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to die. I just wanted to run into traffic. I
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. Like a satellite off the back. It
Speaker 1: didn't have the satellite inside the seats. Had like rainbows
Speaker 1: like in the middle of them, and he was just
Speaker 1: like said, like a team you can trust. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was like seven something. You're like, why can't you just
Speaker 1: forget to get me like the other kids that get
Speaker 1: traumatized instead of being on time and picking me up
Speaker 1: in this little k like I don't even Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I love The vans that we took for the Burt
Speaker 1: tour were wrapped, which costs so much money. I mean,
Speaker 1: Bert Christians spent so much money making this tour just
Speaker 1: look cool for us. I mean every day we had
Speaker 1: something we either were like going on the racetrack to
Speaker 1: like going fast cars. We were um. One day it
Speaker 1: was he had a frisbee golf or a disc golf
Speaker 1: sorry disc golf. Uh company come out with their you
Speaker 1: know van in a bunch of guys teaching us how
Speaker 1: to do this in set up a whole disc golf
Speaker 1: course at a race track. The other day it was like, um,
Speaker 1: a gigantic double water slide that was this huge blow
Speaker 1: up water side that we just woke up in the morning.
Speaker 1: We walk out and there's a water slide set up
Speaker 1: with a pool and every like he said he spent
Speaker 1: so much money he lost, He did not make a
Speaker 1: lot of money on this. It was just really um.
Speaker 1: You could just tell he was just doing it for fun,
Speaker 1: like he just was that he wasn't about even though
Speaker 1: it was a huge money making machine, like you know,
Speaker 1: we were all making money. And then he yeah, it
Speaker 1: was for the hangs, that's and that's what was so funny.
Speaker 1: These guys hang to I mean I talked about like
Speaker 1: I like to, you know, hang at the venue and
Speaker 1: were afterwards. I just want you and Anya and Matt.
Speaker 1: Tango was before an hour afterwards. These guys hang out
Speaker 1: until four in the morning with Bert after shows. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is that's not what i want. But like I
Speaker 1: know that I'm not asking too much for an hour
Speaker 1: extra hour hang on these tame shows that are not
Speaker 1: taking off your shirt running around the stage, no curtain calls.
Speaker 1: We can do it. And we're not on busses, we're
Speaker 1: just flying. We can stay up a little bit later.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm down. You would have died on this tour.
Speaker 1: You died. I I mean, I think it's did they
Speaker 1: go to bars and ship afterwards? It was just just
Speaker 1: know there's an after party that would be on the
Speaker 1: premises wherever where we were because some polace just don't
Speaker 1: have the green rooms. It was like a racetrack, hockey stadium,
Speaker 1: a baseball stadium. And then the last night was an
Speaker 1: ampath and outdoor you pay more money to go to
Speaker 1: the after party like regular people know. It was like
Speaker 1: us and then like Bert's friends or like maybe some
Speaker 1: v I P s that maybe one something or something
Speaker 1: but um, and then after that it would just dissolve
Speaker 1: into like tailgating, like out in the by the buses
Speaker 1: all but it was like a we would just breathe
Speaker 1: in bus fumes, just between four busses and just sitting
Speaker 1: like he's just he wanted feel like, uh, twelve o'clock,
Speaker 1: he wakes up early, but I we would all wake
Speaker 1: up around twelve o'clock and then have breakfast. And no,
Speaker 1: he's one that he gets sleep, but he's one that
Speaker 1: just um I mean, um, yeah, you do you see
Speaker 1: him like that made me feel good that you could
Speaker 1: see him be a real human of like I've reached
Speaker 1: a threshold like this is too much, or like I'm tired,
Speaker 1: or you know, he has insane dreams. So one morning
Speaker 1: he just was like, Nikki, listen to my dream and
Speaker 1: they were all big Jay had already heard the dream,
Speaker 1: like they had already heard it. And I walked in
Speaker 1: the breakfast and he's like, Nikki, I had a dream
Speaker 1: last night. And they're all like, oh God, and it
Speaker 1: is the longest dream I've ever heard. I'm like, Bert,
Speaker 1: how do you I could compare all the dreams I've
Speaker 1: had in my lifetime and they wouldn't be as dreams
Speaker 1: cheating on his wife and trying to tell Chris Rock
Speaker 1: what he meant to him but not gonna a chance
Speaker 1: to his wife with like a dinosaur. I forget he
Speaker 1: was about to and then it didn't happen or something
Speaker 1: like that. It was very it was He's adorable. I
Speaker 1: love him so much, and um, he's just like a
Speaker 1: big almost in my dream. But so yeah, it's like that,
Speaker 1: you can't land a flip. You can't fuck, you can't
Speaker 1: cheat on your wife in the dream. You can't land
Speaker 1: a flip in your dream. I don't think that's a
Speaker 1: common dream. I'm telling you know, you ever flip in
Speaker 1: your dream? Your fall in your dream? I wake up,
Speaker 1: wake up from that. Yeah, we always have. Everyone has
Speaker 1: a dream where you're about you're in that twilight stage
Speaker 1: when you trip or you bump into something and you
Speaker 1: go and wake up and then you realize you're wake
Speaker 1: You know what the dream you and I realize we
Speaker 1: both have it is very for everyone. Wow, that dream
Speaker 1: died on Friday. But um, you know the dream is
Speaker 1: um when you're flying in a plane. It only happens
Speaker 1: on plane. We dream that this is weird. And I
Speaker 1: looked it up and I couldn't find something. What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? So you're in it when you're whenever
Speaker 1: you fall asleep on a plane. I would say one
Speaker 1: out of five times I have a dream where I'm
Speaker 1: in the plane, the same plane maybe, And we realize
Speaker 1: though that it's like you're in the front seat. You
Speaker 1: can see out into like where the plane is going,
Speaker 1: almost like you're hang gliding right and it starts going
Speaker 1: low and going through cities and going under bridges and
Speaker 1: kind of turning and going through and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden there's these metropolis is that come out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: and the pilot decides to take a low, very low
Speaker 1: ride through all of these buildings, and there is a
Speaker 1: I would say in my dreams, there is a I'm
Speaker 1: a freaking out a little bit, but I'm very calm
Speaker 1: because I'm like out of control. I can't control this.
Speaker 1: The pilot's gonna do it. I trust them because we
Speaker 1: keep going under these No one else seems to be
Speaker 1: freaking out. There seems to be. And Andrew and I
Speaker 1: were both like because I I can talk to the
Speaker 1: pilot for some reason. I don't know why. I don't
Speaker 1: know where they is, but I can kind of it's
Speaker 1: like you're in a busy. Speaking of being in a bus,
Speaker 1: like the out of control I was having, I realized
Speaker 1: my phobia is passenger phobia, okay, and not having control
Speaker 1: being a passenger in a in a van that has
Speaker 1: too many people because I get scared of people not
Speaker 1: wearing the seatbelts. And then when we flip, they all
Speaker 1: the bodies go away or go around and hit each other,
Speaker 1: because that's how people die a lot of times in
Speaker 1: when cars flip, everyone goes. My friend lived because he
Speaker 1: wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Well, you're an asshole, because maybe
Speaker 1: you might live, but you're gonna hit a bunch of
Speaker 1: other people with your dumb ankle. He was on heroin.
Speaker 1: He was so chill that he just flew through the
Speaker 1: windshield and landed on his seat. Yeah, those stories where
Speaker 1: your seatbelt if you're I know you're like, but I
Speaker 1: don't care if I die, do it for other people
Speaker 1: because your body is going to fly around the van.
Speaker 1: You must have been scared, fucking terrible. I almost bailed.
Speaker 1: I almost bailed on the whole thing because I was
Speaker 1: having so much anxiety about riding on a bus. I
Speaker 1: was in Colorado talking about it, thinking about it because
Speaker 1: we have to drive through the night. Um, I don't
Speaker 1: know these bus drivers. I don't know some of these.
Speaker 1: One of the journeys was seven hours, one was six,
Speaker 1: the others were like four. I mean it was four
Speaker 1: nights in a bus late at night. We leave at
Speaker 1: three in the morning. You wake up birds driving hammered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I would have actually felt better about that
Speaker 1: than of the why do we just we just drudg
Speaker 1: people so much? Well, I started looking into getting separate
Speaker 1: rides or yeah, yeah, it's their profession and there's unions
Speaker 1: and like laws. So can I ask question to beds
Speaker 1: they don't have seat belts? No, I would have preferred.
Speaker 1: I would have loved that, but no one would have
Speaker 1: worn it, so it wouldn't have mattered to the side.
Speaker 1: I was like, um, yeah, I was in the bus.
Speaker 1: There was two buses of like passengers, and I was
Speaker 1: in the bus with like eight sleepers each, and I
Speaker 1: was in the non comics bus. I was with a
Speaker 1: bunch of the crew, so Troy Conrad, he's a photographer, um,
Speaker 1: and then a bunch of the other like producers on
Speaker 1: the team. Like there he you don't understand. He had
Speaker 1: three guys shooting video, one guy shooting photos, three guys
Speaker 1: editing videos as the videos were being shot, another woman
Speaker 1: doing the stage managing, another three women under her doing
Speaker 1: sit like. It was so many people, so many moving parts,
Speaker 1: you know, people setting up backstage, setting up the catering,
Speaker 1: people making sure the buses were stucked with food, people
Speaker 1: making sure there was booze, people making sure that I
Speaker 1: had my luggage in the right place, like it was
Speaker 1: a production. So I was on the bus with those people,
Speaker 1: and um, I really did think about it, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't look up bus crashes because I knew that I
Speaker 1: couldn't handle it. But Big Jay Oakerson told me about
Speaker 1: a bus crash that I didn't even know about that happened,
Speaker 1: And this is so wild. This was it was, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know what band it was. It wasn't Metallica,
Speaker 1: the deph Lepards, the guy that had his Who wait,
Speaker 1: what happened with Metallica? I mean I just expected Big
Speaker 1: Jay to tell you about um everything about every He
Speaker 1: knows the best music stories ever. Yeah. So the bus
Speaker 1: flipping he told the basis, Cliff Burton, if anyone's going
Speaker 1: to go what, that's nuts and you're not wrong. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, that's crazy. Well he told me about one
Speaker 1: bus crush and it must might have been Deaf Leopard
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't have crashed. Maybe it wasn't then, but
Speaker 1: it was another It was a rock band. They were
Speaker 1: leaving a venue and half the people went in a
Speaker 1: plane and half the people went in a bus, and
Speaker 1: they were working with each other, and the plane was
Speaker 1: trying to funk with the bus, and so the plane
Speaker 1: clipped the bus as they were going through like you know,
Speaker 1: they were just trying to funk with it. The plane
Speaker 1: hit the bus and the bus was sent off course
Speaker 1: and into a fucking tree or whatever, and then people,
Speaker 1: everyone on the bus fucking died and everyone in the
Speaker 1: plane survived. Yeah, like the opposite and then this is
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. When we were in South Carolina, I
Speaker 1: looked up, you know, interesting facts about Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: That's where, um, sweet home Alabama. Leonard Skinner plane went down,
Speaker 1: was in Greenville. And so I said, Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Of course, you guys are well known as the place
Speaker 1: where you know, Leonard Skinner's plane crash. So that's why
Speaker 1: we're taking a bus. And I was like, in their
Speaker 1: hockey team was called or their baseball team was called
Speaker 1: the Drive, and I was like, it was originally going
Speaker 1: to be called the Fly, but we they vetoed that.
Speaker 1: But that, But then Big j told me the story
Speaker 1: of that. So the plane crashes, there's a bunch of survivors.
Speaker 1: The lead singer escapes from the plane record starts running
Speaker 1: to get help throughout in the fucking boonies. He runs
Speaker 1: up to a farmhouse in the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: and the woman or man who he encounters there starts
Speaker 1: shooting at him because they think he's just a blood Okay,
Speaker 1: well whoever, he ran up. Story, So he survives a
Speaker 1: plane crash and then he gets shot at. Dude, that
Speaker 1: happened in my step sister, not that exa. You don't understand.
Speaker 1: My step sister was in a Southern plane crash. She
Speaker 1: was she drove a final one. She drove a trans
Speaker 1: am off a cliff. I'm not kidding. And then she
Speaker 1: escaped from the wreckage and someone thought she She crawls
Speaker 1: up like a eighty foot ravine with a broken back,
Speaker 1: crawls to a house. Yeah, Melanie, pretty badasses. She had
Speaker 1: a lot of red bulls and she knocks on the door.
Speaker 1: They opened the door and they think it's a drug
Speaker 1: addict fucking with him, working with him, and slammed the
Speaker 1: door on her face and she had to crawl to
Speaker 1: the next house with a broken back. Oh and then
Speaker 1: Noah's dad buys the trans aum. Oh my god. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know the story of Jeffrey Dahmer. Wait what happened?
Speaker 1: He he almost got caught because he what he used
Speaker 1: to do. I believe it was Dahmer. This is in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1: He used to kidnap. He used to arrange gay prostitute
Speaker 1: like gay meet ups, maybe not even prostitutes with men,
Speaker 1: and then he would you know, and strangle them whatever,
Speaker 1: incapacitate them. And then he would drill in their brain
Speaker 1: and trip in like weird chemicals that would make them zombies,
Speaker 1: and then he would eat parts of their brain and
Speaker 1: like eventually kill them. But that's what he would do.
Speaker 1: He would drill in their brain places that he knew
Speaker 1: he could drip put liquids in that would make them
Speaker 1: fucking catatonic. Like just I mean, he just probably got
Speaker 1: a had a library card and so without Google, that's
Speaker 1: pretty impressive. So one of the boys escaped from his
Speaker 1: and he was dumbied out and so he was naked
Speaker 1: running around. I could have the details a little bit wrong.
Speaker 1: He was running around and the cops came. The cops
Speaker 1: found him, and Jeffrey came out and was like, it's
Speaker 1: my little brother. He's sick, he's mentally unwell, and got
Speaker 1: and took him back, and then they found that kid's
Speaker 1: sucking head in his refrigerator later on. He could have
Speaker 1: been caught. Then there's so many stories of that. We
Speaker 1: gotta go to break and roses, roses, and we're back.
Speaker 1: No roses, you gotta know and them no end, We didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't even know that you held them or felt
Speaker 1: feld Corey Feldman. Did you get into anything yesterday? Get
Speaker 1: into anything. Oh, can I just share send me a
Speaker 1: list of things to do in St. Louis. That was
Speaker 1: wild that I was at one of them. I've done
Speaker 1: three of the eight. Yeah, send him an out. There
Speaker 1: was this there's this awesome brewery page that I follow
Speaker 1: in un instagram of like best of stl or something,
Speaker 1: and it had all these like outdoor dining like experiences
Speaker 1: that I would never go do because I don't do
Speaker 1: that stuff, but Andrew does, and so um I sent himent.
Speaker 1: I was like, you need to go to these places
Speaker 1: like Brenna and him like to go to them, and
Speaker 1: he was at one of the list. I didn't send
Speaker 1: him that one because that one looks the shittiest, no offense,
Speaker 1: but you were at that one. I skipped that in
Speaker 1: the bottom. It was probably just a bad picture it looked.
Speaker 1: I mean it's I mean, it's one of those like
Speaker 1: microal breweries where everything has a weird name like toenails
Speaker 1: and lamb or whatever like different. You want something hoppy,
Speaker 1: well here's Dennis Hopper's hops. Do you really subscribed to
Speaker 1: beer and like all the different like brewery and stuff. No, No,
Speaker 1: what do you get to do? You get a truly
Speaker 1: do you get a Oh no, I did, I gotta.
Speaker 1: I got the lightest beer. It's called like a cris
Speaker 1: something and it you know, that doesn't mean it's has
Speaker 1: the least amount of alcohol, right, No, no, it has
Speaker 1: five point right you know. And then I seen people
Speaker 1: people they would light cigarettes. Oh, less alcohol. No, it's
Speaker 1: just more easier on the pallett. I don't like a thick.
Speaker 1: I've never liked. Guinness is like the least amount of alcohol.
Speaker 1: That weird. It's so weird. And my friend Selina it's
Speaker 1: the best. Yes, these calories to um. My friend Serrilena
Speaker 1: when she was breastfeeding, like her doctor was like, drink
Speaker 1: a lot of kidness because it's like hoppy and and
Speaker 1: has a lot of whatever I don't know, things that
Speaker 1: babies need to get sucked up on. Fill those breastfeed Yeah,
Speaker 1: pump and dump, that's what they do. My sister was
Speaker 1: breastfeeding or like pumping in Colorado. You pump all all
Speaker 1: day long. There was she was like nicky, feel this bag.
Speaker 1: It was like all her monk. She was like, this
Speaker 1: is all came out of me today and I'm just
Speaker 1: like won the hell. And there was one woman where
Speaker 1: she she left her hand pump at our airbnb. She
Speaker 1: left her motorized pump parts at the airbnb, so she
Speaker 1: had no way to get the milk out of her
Speaker 1: breast and up and she was like just freaking out.
Speaker 1: She was like, I need to do it now. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we can uber eats a target, like
Speaker 1: you know, we can do a run like and get
Speaker 1: take care of yeah, get her, get her baby on
Speaker 1: a speed train. See you know what I said. I go,
Speaker 1: we need to calm down here, because what did women do?
Speaker 1: What did Native American women do before a hand pump
Speaker 1: or a breast pump or your boobs really going to explode?
Speaker 1: Like because she just gets in these like but I
Speaker 1: the key, I need to write we can not go
Speaker 1: to Red Rocks. And I was like, okay, can it
Speaker 1: wait an hour? No it can't. I'm like, well then
Speaker 1: why would you ever put yourself in a position where
Speaker 1: you're you would be And she goes, I don't. I
Speaker 1: usually have a hand pup and an electrical one, but
Speaker 1: I lost them both and I'm like, well then you
Speaker 1: should have a third thing, which is I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know moms are like, you don't get it, girl,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know there should If I was
Speaker 1: in a position where my boobs would explode, I would
Speaker 1: have maybe five backup plans for them to not explode,
Speaker 1: just in case I really would. But maybe I'm not.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 1: So you're supposed to just milk your own tent. I
Speaker 1: know there's a way that doesn't involve a pump. It's
Speaker 1: sad ideal, but I know there's a way from to
Speaker 1: suck on them. Yeah, I mean I would have done that.
Speaker 1: I would have pulled, um, what's the grapes of grass,
Speaker 1: sucked through your hand or something so you didn't have
Speaker 1: to latch onto her nipple. I just don't want to.
Speaker 1: Let's stuck on my brother's nipple to get if he
Speaker 1: needed it. Yeah, I don't think I would feel any
Speaker 1: kind of sexual like feeling at all. No, No, Brandon
Speaker 1: sucked on my nipples the other day, and and I
Speaker 1: don't know if I like it. Yeah, because you have,
Speaker 1: you have so much nipple insecurity anyway, even with your
Speaker 1: girlfriend that you know loves you, you're still going to have.
Speaker 1: But wait, so what did she do? Did she get
Speaker 1: the milk out? She like calm down for like two seconds,
Speaker 1: and then everything was fine because my friend had up
Speaker 1: like it just this is my family and and me
Speaker 1: like something goes wrong everything then everything's fucked. Then I'm
Speaker 1: then I'm not going to red Rocks. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1: My boobs are gonna exlade, We're all gonna die. Like
Speaker 1: that was That's what it goes to, from zero to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what it needed was, Okay, what are other options? Like,
Speaker 1: because I don't know about this stuff, can we google
Speaker 1: options to get milk out that. No, we don't need
Speaker 1: to do that. She can do that on her own.
Speaker 1: I think we can help. No, mothers can do that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're all very busy. Mothers can figure it out on
Speaker 1: their own. I don't think that's something we need to
Speaker 1: google for them. It's just and I know him being insensitive,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. It was just I just don't like
Speaker 1: someone going. It just reminded me that's it's classic my dad.
Speaker 1: Like my sister and I are products of my dad,
Speaker 1: and we catastrophies immediately. Why do you think he want
Speaker 1: he goes to those places held when you were He
Speaker 1: said that, it's because yeah, all the time. Well, we're
Speaker 1: just I guess we're not gonna go to Florida. Then
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just well, this traffic, we're gonna
Speaker 1: miss her flight. We're not gonna go flori Up, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna get in because if we don't check it
Speaker 1: on time, then our to our whole hotel state. Like
Speaker 1: he would just go keep going and then it would
Speaker 1: be like, we're not going to Florida, and then it
Speaker 1: would be us crying, being like because we're five minutes late,
Speaker 1: or like because of this traffic accident, because someone died
Speaker 1: in this traffic accidence. Now we're mad at a dead person,
Speaker 1: like he taught us to, like everything is out to
Speaker 1: get us, and everything is inconveniencing us, and are we
Speaker 1: are the victims? And I remember getting older and being like,
Speaker 1: why do you do this all the time. Every time
Speaker 1: there is a chance where it could go good or
Speaker 1: go bad, it's always bad and then you know from
Speaker 1: then on it's bad, bad, bad, And he said, because
Speaker 1: then when it's good, it's all the it's all the
Speaker 1: better because you could you thought it was gonna be bad,
Speaker 1: So it's good if you have no expectations. And that
Speaker 1: is why I have a term called or That's why
Speaker 1: I often say the phrase I haven't earned a nap yet,
Speaker 1: because I have a father who only who likes to
Speaker 1: put things, make things so bad so that you can
Speaker 1: enjoy them. Yes, it all ends up there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's correct correlation, but there's something there.
Speaker 1: I think there has to be. But yeah, that that
Speaker 1: that pessimism that like, well, all right, well then I
Speaker 1: guess we're not going. Then the very was good. But
Speaker 1: then we sat outside and it was four women with
Speaker 1: four babies just talking about babies and weddings so loud
Speaker 1: that it's like, I know we're outside, I know that
Speaker 1: you guys are having a nice girls conversation, but it's
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. It was just like they're
Speaker 1: gonna have forty people at the wedding. Why don't they
Speaker 1: have this kind of wedding, And it's just like all
Speaker 1: the same conversation, and and then it's like and my
Speaker 1: baby's this, and my babies that, and we're just trying
Speaker 1: to like listen to music and just enjoy our little
Speaker 1: crispy beers, and it's just like their voices are just
Speaker 1: it was like the girl, the woman on the plane
Speaker 1: the other day. It's just like your person is right
Speaker 1: next to you. They're so proud of their lives that
Speaker 1: they quietly hate and that they drink wine every night
Speaker 1: to escape that. They need to show off in front
Speaker 1: of their friends. And they definitely need to be louder
Speaker 1: around a pretty girl who's probably not married, to make
Speaker 1: her feel bad about that she doesn't have the things
Speaker 1: that like. They probably clock the people around them and
Speaker 1: they want to make them jealous. They want to they yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that are enjoying life and they want to like, you know,
Speaker 1: you see you see any girl with a boyfriend or
Speaker 1: that the couple clearly doesn't have a baby. If you
Speaker 1: talk about your baby, you know, you used to be
Speaker 1: a girl that wanted a baby. You know it's gonna
Speaker 1: bother her. You know, it's gonna secretly make you feel
Speaker 1: better about yourself that you have something that this that
Speaker 1: this person doesn't have, even though you don't even like
Speaker 1: what you have now and it's kind of ruining your
Speaker 1: life and you kind of regret it, yeah, exactly. And
Speaker 1: then like and then you just talk about your wedding
Speaker 1: so lovely, there is no reason for anyone to talk
Speaker 1: that loudly unless you have a hearing issue, and four
Speaker 1: women do not all have a hearing issue together. It
Speaker 1: is were they drunk. They weren't that drunk. It was
Speaker 1: still kind of early in the day. But I also
Speaker 1: like when they come up with their new baby and
Speaker 1: maybe they haven't seen a baby yet, and there's always
Speaker 1: a baby reveal with a stroller because it has a
Speaker 1: convertible stroller, and it's always a mom going so ugly.
Speaker 1: Really like it was. It wasn't like messed up or anything.
Speaker 1: It was just just a strong head, this baby. And
Speaker 1: if I was a friend, I would I don't think
Speaker 1: you would know, don't You would say, don't worry. But
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say it to a girl. You do not
Speaker 1: say it to a mother that your baby is not attractive.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say it. And the thing is, Andrew, you
Speaker 1: won't know if your baby is unattractive. You won't think
Speaker 1: it is. What do you mean you think you have
Speaker 1: You can't admit that your own baby is ugly, No,
Speaker 1: you can't. My sister in law admits that her third
Speaker 1: child has a gigantic head that looks ugly. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean ugly. Yeah, I just don't people with dogs
Speaker 1: even I just go your dog is not cute like
Speaker 1: some people's dogs. I'm sorry, I'm going to be controversial
Speaker 1: right now. Well that's what I was doing. No babies.
Speaker 1: Everyone talks about ugly babies, they do everyone's I was
Speaker 1: just saying, you're right about ugly babies. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: the person you wouldn't know woman. You would never tell
Speaker 1: a woman her baby was ugly. Maybe your dude friends,
Speaker 1: I went, you know what, next rounds on me because
Speaker 1: your baby next round should probably be on someone else too,
Speaker 1: if your genetics had anything to do with that. Ladys,
Speaker 1: don't use your husband, use fix something. Um. Yeah, dogs.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of a lot of dogs in the
Speaker 1: way they look. Can I can? I This is gonna
Speaker 1: offend listeners. I think it might alien because people are
Speaker 1: so obsessed with their dogs that if you don't like
Speaker 1: their kind of dog. But I think it's people are
Speaker 1: ready to be controversial. What the people? You don't know?
Speaker 1: It's not the people, it's and it's not the dog.
Speaker 1: I love all animals. I love sucking house centipedes. I
Speaker 1: want every animal to live and have a great life.
Speaker 1: I'm right out of the gate. You can't get mad
Speaker 1: at me. I'm a vegan if you're not a vegan,
Speaker 1: and you're like, but my you said my dog's ugly.
Speaker 1: I said your dogs ugly, and I don't like the
Speaker 1: look of it. I didn't say it deserves to die.
Speaker 1: You're the one eating animals, so I have, I have.
Speaker 1: That's already I'm starting from that. Okay, shit sues. Sorry,
Speaker 1: they are not cute. Some of them can be cute.
Speaker 1: They can like move in ways that are cute. Actually,
Speaker 1: I love shit sues, but I don't like a little.
Speaker 1: I don't like when they go to the vet and
Speaker 1: they get little rubber bands in their hair. I don't
Speaker 1: like that they have like a white mustache. I don't like.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking some little they just remind me of a
Speaker 1: grandmother's dog. They always have like listen, Marian has a
Speaker 1: lot of dirt in her eyes, but she has a
Speaker 1: more wiry like for it's a little big dog, and
Speaker 1: she has like an underbite that is super ugly but cute.
Speaker 1: But shit suits that have like perfect ness to them,
Speaker 1: like a perfect ship suit, not an ugly I like
Speaker 1: an ugly ship sue, but a one that's perfect that
Speaker 1: has like, oh wait, that's cute. Okay, I think about
Speaker 1: are cute. I don't like waitin right now? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the one on the top left, Wait this band? No,
Speaker 1: thank you? Yorky's which are away? Grandma dogs? Um uh?
Speaker 1: Luigi is part Yorkie. Spoiler alert for the show Who's
Speaker 1: Your Doggie? He's a third He's about a third Yorky
Speaker 1: And I don't like york Yorkis. They look like um
Speaker 1: little uh. Remember when the Ottoman and Beauty and the
Speaker 1: Beast came alive and it was like a dog. He
Speaker 1: was like, they're like that. They don't have expressions, they
Speaker 1: don't ever go, They just like have their mouth clothes
Speaker 1: and they're stupid. Fur is so straight and perfect and
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. And then my number one
Speaker 1: hated dog should be a top one bottom one. Well
Speaker 1: what's it called a Bassett hound? Just one? Actually crazy
Speaker 1: about them because they they remind me of my vagina skin.
Speaker 1: But my but I think they're cute. The dogs said,
Speaker 1: let me just say, Yorkies are cute. All dogs are
Speaker 1: cute except dogs with human eyes. I'm sorry, Carlile Forrester.
Speaker 1: Your dog has human eye? Is it is cute? Or
Speaker 1: times where it looks pretty when it's closing its eyes
Speaker 1: when it's looking out the window. But human eye dogs no, no,
Speaker 1: with blue eyes and pupils that you can see, they
Speaker 1: are not cute. They scare me. I think they deserve love.
Speaker 1: I think they're sweet. I think they are good doggies,
Speaker 1: but I don't like them, and I would and if
Speaker 1: I would adopt one, because I love all animals. But
Speaker 1: sometimes Kiwi, when I used to have a bird, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I used to have a bird, Kiwi that I
Speaker 1: love more than anything. But sometimes birds will be like
Speaker 1: hormonal in a way that their eyes. My sister and
Speaker 1: I used to see it. Their eyes will get super
Speaker 1: small and they'll have they'll have like a cornea, almost
Speaker 1: like Usually their eyes are all black, which makes a
Speaker 1: cute baby. That's why babies animals their eyes are all
Speaker 1: black because it's a cute, adorable looking thing, and you're
Speaker 1: less likely to prey upon something that is adorable and defenseless.
Speaker 1: Bunnies with big black eyes when they get pupils that
Speaker 1: like zero in on things and you can see the
Speaker 1: color of their eye iris disgusting and key. We used
Speaker 1: to get that, and so even eye of animals that
Speaker 1: kind of makes me sick sometimes. Luigi. He never goes.
Speaker 1: He always has his mouth shut and I love that
Speaker 1: about I mean looking him right, he really does you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? He has a drying I've never
Speaker 1: seen him drool. No, he never drools. And he um heat.
Speaker 1: You know, in this heat, he will go on a
Speaker 1: short walk and be like and he'll look like he's smiling,
Speaker 1: but he always looks he has a very joker face
Speaker 1: when he's smiling. Oh yeah, oh that's how they sweat.
Speaker 1: And had a quick question for you. Looks like the
Speaker 1: white white watching It looks like looks like fell Core
Speaker 1: from the Never Ending Story. It is a beautiful dog though.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry Carlisle, and I actually do love that dog.
Speaker 1: And I've come to and learn to love um Chloe
Speaker 1: even though she has human eyes. But I would have
Speaker 1: those removed if I were her, I would I would
Speaker 1: pull a Natalie from you know, the pot of Couple.
Speaker 1: Don't you never see that the other day? You did
Speaker 1: when I got dilated? Oh my god, that was wild?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait, what was your question? No? Um, So,
Speaker 1: we have these hummingbirds that come to our our feeder,
Speaker 1: and the other day I was wondering, like what do
Speaker 1: birds do all day? Do they just fly around? Or
Speaker 1: like do they sit on the branch? I think hummingbirds,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. I think they are probably in
Speaker 1: their little nests. Um. But I do think they fly
Speaker 1: during the day. But I think that takes so much
Speaker 1: energy to flood your wings so much that they constantly
Speaker 1: need to be eating. So I think they are constantly
Speaker 1: fluttering around, But mostly they kind of like hop around
Speaker 1: and they sit, they sit in trees. I think I
Speaker 1: think maybe you know, what I always wondered about pigeons
Speaker 1: was where did they go? Because they're everywhere during the
Speaker 1: day on the sidewalk and I know they go up
Speaker 1: behind the buildings to nest, but where they be at
Speaker 1: Squirrels Yeah, I mean, look, their whole lives are just
Speaker 1: they're just looking for food all days. Whales are the
Speaker 1: squirrels of comm have food and we had of fine
Speaker 1: food every day. That's what they do. That's what we
Speaker 1: do do. But it's pretty easy easy, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. All right, let's get to the news.
Speaker 1: Maybe listen. Oh man, it's Tuesday, folks, you know what
Speaker 1: that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all
Speaker 1: the swells. Apparently you are because it is nice out.
Speaker 1: It's eighty five degrees here in St. Louis, so I
Speaker 1: imagine it's probably pretty nice where you are back to.
Speaker 1: You know, wait, can I tell you about my um my,
Speaker 1: my dentist. See if you reckon it. My dentist name
Speaker 1: is dr Bacula, which I love because guess what, Mitch
Speaker 1: Hedberg use have a joke that was like, yeah, I see,
Speaker 1: uh my dentist is name. I see a dentist. His
Speaker 1: name is Dracula or uh, you can also pronounce it
Speaker 1: dr Acula, And so I think it's crazy that it's
Speaker 1: close to that joke, which I butchered. It's something like that.
Speaker 1: But his his uh uncle is Scott Bakula. Why do
Speaker 1: I know that name? Quantum Leap, one of the biggest
Speaker 1: stars of the eighties, who just happened to be the
Speaker 1: most famous person that ever went to my high school.
Speaker 1: I'm second place, I think, um, But and people go, well,
Speaker 1: you're probably the number one who is Scott Bacula. If
Speaker 1: you were in the eighties, Scott Bacula was I mean
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper levels of famous, so it would be like
Speaker 1: you know I'm in no comparison to Scott Bacula, but
Speaker 1: my dentist is Dr Baculus. Scott Baculus. Um. I don't
Speaker 1: know what Scott Pecula looks. I know he's on n C.
Speaker 1: I s now he looks very different than he did
Speaker 1: back then. He's a handsome guy, very tall, very low voice,
Speaker 1: great hair, chest hair. I remember, yeah, but I got
Speaker 1: a filling, and uh, it's so fun. They asked if
Speaker 1: I want a Nitris and I couldn't say yes fast
Speaker 1: enough And then I remembered being a kid getting the
Speaker 1: tubes over my nose to get nitrous. When I did,
Speaker 1: you used to get it? Yeah, I've got a laughing yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I as a kid. I had a flashback to remembering,
Speaker 1: and this before I ever did cigarettes drut like I was.
Speaker 1: This is fourth fifth grade getting fillings, which I got
Speaker 1: all the time because I ate so much candy. I
Speaker 1: remember not knowing what Nitris did, just knowing that they
Speaker 1: gave it to me. I had no concept of what
Speaker 1: this could be. I didn't know what drugs where, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what an altered state of mind was. And
Speaker 1: I used to come up with a tool where I
Speaker 1: would go I'd breathe out of my mouth and I'd
Speaker 1: suck in through my nose as much as possible. So
Speaker 1: I was already like a drug addict when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, Like I remember not making it really tight
Speaker 1: over my nose and worrying about that it wasn't tight enough,
Speaker 1: that I wasn't getting enough, and I would get so looby,
Speaker 1: and I would stare at the little pieces on the
Speaker 1: wall that I was doing again today, you know, like
Speaker 1: the wall of a dentist is the same everywhere where.
Speaker 1: It has this like kind of speckled tiling. And then
Speaker 1: I would stare at a spot and I would try
Speaker 1: to keep staring at that spot and be like that
Speaker 1: spot has never gotten stared at before, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give that spot it's do. It was so weird, but
Speaker 1: I was doing that all again today. What the music
Speaker 1: and dentist office was always like that, like not elevator,
Speaker 1: but like slow jams, like like oh, cry shoulder today
Speaker 1: on TV. Yes, there would be soap oppers on TV. Yes,
Speaker 1: it would be like some kind of yes your courage.
Speaker 1: It takes yes, one man to leap through his own
Speaker 1: teeth to get bracest or something. Oh for you burner
Speaker 1: like like to say, what it is? I see the
Speaker 1: one time at the dentist that I went to in
Speaker 1: New York, who I love that dennist. I forget his
Speaker 1: name now, but he would play serious, but he would
Speaker 1: play his station that he liked. And one day it
Speaker 1: really and I've said this before, it was you're crazy, bitch,
Speaker 1: but your funk so good. I'm on top over one off.
Speaker 1: He was in my mouth when this was going on.
Speaker 1: Jesus put a glove on. Yeah, it was wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen dentist story. I'll say it. Keep on
Speaker 1: all right. Wait is it from recently? No? Of course not. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. One of these kids at the
Speaker 1: driving range to day asked if I was lost a
Speaker 1: tooth just walk by me, goes, did you lose a tooth?
Speaker 1: And I go, you know what? You know me? Why
Speaker 1: did he ask that? Gum in my mago it's gum.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm talking about your shitty teeth. No,
Speaker 1: he did it, but I was just like, dude, that's
Speaker 1: like pretty. I've never been asked that in my life.
Speaker 1: If you listen to I don't know. I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you kid and your tooth fairy is not coming
Speaker 1: for you. He's like, you're right, did you find a
Speaker 1: tooth on the ground? And he was just I was
Speaker 1: chewing white gum and I think he saw the gum
Speaker 1: in my mouth and he thought I just had a
Speaker 1: tooth floating around, just chew on fairy. Wind broke. She
Speaker 1: had a hard year. My mom had to sell the
Speaker 1: jaguar to get me the money, Like, we can't keep
Speaker 1: up with all of us. They got rid of my
Speaker 1: pillows just so they haven't anywhere to put the cash.
Speaker 1: Fucking Jesus, I missed my teeth. Okay, what's up? Noah? Alright.
Speaker 1: So there's a new stuff, and it finds that going
Speaker 1: to a festival can leave you more connected to humanity
Speaker 1: and more willing to help strangers for at least six
Speaker 1: months afterwards. WHOA, that's a lot or any festival, any
Speaker 1: kind of festival, a compassionate taber for six months afterwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Strawberry festival, a bluegrass festival, a Coachella. Like, if you're
Speaker 1: fifty years old, we don't want you at a festival.
Speaker 1: You don't belong at a festival. Way, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of TikTok cie come across that are ironic, they're they're
Speaker 1: making fun of They're so good at pretending to be
Speaker 1: cringe that they're making fun of it. So a lot
Speaker 1: of times I've been like this. Every time I see
Speaker 1: it on Reddit, there has to be a discussion in
Speaker 1: the comments about is this real or not? Because this
Speaker 1: person might be mocking people who actually make videos, but
Speaker 1: this person was. It felt like, you know, there's always
Speaker 1: that one like older guide is just enjoying himself, really free.
Speaker 1: It's really young. People really don't think they're going to age.
Speaker 1: They really don't think they'll be the guy. And guess what,
Speaker 1: I secretly don't think I will either. I'm thirty eight,
Speaker 1: but I really do not plan on being sixty. At
Speaker 1: some point, I was seeing ladies. By the way, if
Speaker 1: I here's here's I'll tell you what. A million dollars
Speaker 1: a million dollars concer milking my sister. I spent on
Speaker 1: four tickets, and three of the people that went with me, yes,
Speaker 1: that's everyone that went with me didn't really enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I had to leave before the finale. Was it well
Speaker 1: before the finale? Yes, about three songs before it? Um
Speaker 1: and for six months now you're gonna be a better
Speaker 1: I had a million dollars. I would buy tickets to
Speaker 1: a show and not get to hear the song million
Speaker 1: dollars because it was ninth on the set list, and
Speaker 1: my friends got really tired. I had to leave fucking early.
Speaker 1: Why because they had to get up early. No, I
Speaker 1: was the only one that had to get up early. Now,
Speaker 1: it's not true. Jin Blossoms into the wet sparcket we got.
Speaker 1: We got there for jin Blossoms, which were great. But
Speaker 1: here's the wild thing. And by the way, they didn't
Speaker 1: want to They wanted to leave early because it wasn't
Speaker 1: as great as we would have hoped. And I will
Speaker 1: give them that. And I would have said till the
Speaker 1: end if they weren't there, but they were, and I
Speaker 1: didn't mind leaving earlier. I really didn't um Jin Blossoms
Speaker 1: and articularities I did not know. First of all, Jin Blossoms.
Speaker 1: Those songs are so good. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: I realized I didn't do my research. The guy that
Speaker 1: wrote you know, hey, Jealousy, and then the other follow
Speaker 1: you down. And then there was another one that I loved.
Speaker 1: He killed himself like the same year they blew up.
Speaker 1: He couldn't take it like so he did. I think
Speaker 1: there's one live performance of them after they blew up
Speaker 1: on Letterman and then he killed himself. And so the
Speaker 1: lead singer was not the writer of the songs. It
Speaker 1: was the lead guitarist. So they kept going. But the
Speaker 1: person that wrote those songs, which me, I don't really
Speaker 1: like singers as much as I like songwriters. Singers are
Speaker 1: great if they write the songs too, but I'm not
Speaker 1: really interested in hearing people sing songs that they didn't
Speaker 1: right themselves. I mean, yes, I love Whitney Houston and
Speaker 1: Celine Dion right Martino. Marke Carrey writes all her own songs.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that impressive Britney spears, but there's something
Speaker 1: added when the person wrote the song. It just is.
Speaker 1: And so it took something from me to see them.
Speaker 1: Even though his voice was still perfect. The Jin Blossoms
Speaker 1: lead singer perfect. They were great. They were truly great.
Speaker 1: Barney Ladies they start and I'm like, where's the other guy?
Speaker 1: They broke up. They split up in two thousand five.
Speaker 1: The Bartecko Ladies I Know and Love split up in
Speaker 1: two thousand five. The Brown Hair Guy I know there
Speaker 1: was I remember there's one of the glasses that goes,
Speaker 1: hold no no. That guy is the one that the
Speaker 1: one that um Chicken China, Chinese Chicken. The guy that
Speaker 1: sings that part, he is not in the band anymore
Speaker 1: then the other guy that's like um instrumental Ed Ed Robertson,
Speaker 1: who is still in the band, is fucking amazing and
Speaker 1: covers both parts seamlessly. But there is something I think
Speaker 1: that um the I had talked to Baba Booe earlier
Speaker 1: on in the day, weirdly enough, because I did a
Speaker 1: thing for Howard Stern, and he told me that the
Speaker 1: guy that left Bar Naked Ladies is fine with leaving
Speaker 1: them because he wrote the theme song for Big Bang Theory,
Speaker 1: so he gets all of the residuals from that and
Speaker 1: he'll be set for life. Even though they did do
Speaker 1: that song during the show, which I think they can
Speaker 1: you can do. What are you doing? What are you counting?
Speaker 1: The syllables Bear Naked Ladies, Big Bang Theory very similar?
Speaker 1: My god? What what is this conspiracy? Um? But they
Speaker 1: didn't play the hits. They played Brian Wilson. They played
Speaker 1: Million Dollars, which I didn't see because it was the end.
Speaker 1: They but I saw the set list later on they played, um,
Speaker 1: you know it's been They played, um Kursen, by the way,
Speaker 1: does the best it's been that has ever been recorded.
Speaker 1: It is seriously flawless. Um real quick though, Wait, do
Speaker 1: we have time to tell this before the break? All right,
Speaker 1: you want, let's take a quick break and come back
Speaker 1: with more of us whatever this Columbine, I went there
Speaker 1: a second time, right, So I went at night with
Speaker 1: the ghost Woman. No, this is good. You'll like this. No.
Speaker 1: I told the ghost Woman story to Branda today in
Speaker 1: the car and she kind of found it fascinating. It
Speaker 1: is fascinating. Thank you. I'm glad someone did. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you guys are just like okay, um, but I probably
Speaker 1: told it wrong. So um, during the day we go.
Speaker 1: So I would love to hear her side. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: ghost woman, if you were, if someone can locate ghost
Speaker 1: Christian Woman somewhere, which, by the way, last night, I
Speaker 1: have to say I got a little bit nervous. But
Speaker 1: Coal Bear has never had me on any never is
Speaker 1: going to have me on. But I'm a little annoyed.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip of cold Bear like doing you know,
Speaker 1: he toss us to a really funny sketch that I'm
Speaker 1: sure was written by his writers who are on the
Speaker 1: right side of things. And I believe Colbart is on
Speaker 1: the right side of things, but he's practicing devout Catholic
Speaker 1: and roe Versus Wade was overturned because of religion and
Speaker 1: because of powerful men in in religion and its all.
Speaker 1: Catholicism is a bad thing. And I know that you
Speaker 1: might be Catholic out there. Why and it's the Catholic
Speaker 1: Church does good. Like I said yesterday, I love people
Speaker 1: that get saved by Jesus and get their life together
Speaker 1: like I'm spiritual, I believe in God. Catholicism is disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's a bad it's they they You should see the
Speaker 1: amount of there just was a list. There's been a
Speaker 1: hundred and three thousand children molested by bad like the
Speaker 1: Catholic Church aided and abedded there. It's it's a bad organization.
Speaker 1: And I don't care if I lose followers from it.
Speaker 1: I don't like Catholicism. Catholics I do like, I just
Speaker 1: think that they are they are being you know, brainwashed,
Speaker 1: thank you so cold bet, which I've always felt like,
Speaker 1: why is he Catholic, How can you be that funny
Speaker 1: and that like and I get it his he lost
Speaker 1: his family in a plane, like he did. He did
Speaker 1: a character I know, but he but he's still the person,
Speaker 1: you know, outwardly spoken against Trump and the Republicans like
Speaker 1: doing the right stuff. But last night he pitched to
Speaker 1: this I saw online. He pitched this video about like
Speaker 1: girls doing pregnant. It's a commercial for pregnancy test and
Speaker 1: all you do is piano stick and you find out
Speaker 1: if you have a rights or not. It's really funny,
Speaker 1: so like it just says rights or no rights, and
Speaker 1: it's always no rights, and then it's like a girl
Speaker 1: is like and then at one point there's like Brett
Speaker 1: Kavanaugh's face shows up on it, and the girls like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this again, and they're like, you can't.
Speaker 1: Those aren't reasonable. She's like, I just want a piano's
Speaker 1: face And it's funny, but I don't know that I
Speaker 1: really want to have my political satire about women slowly
Speaker 1: losing their rights in such a profound way that like
Speaker 1: my mom, my mom cried when she got the news,
Speaker 1: Like women, whether or not you understand this in your
Speaker 1: themen out there listening being like, it's not that big
Speaker 1: of a deal. It is a big deal. I was
Speaker 1: on the road, so I wasn't able to let it
Speaker 1: like in my heart and how bad this is and
Speaker 1: how it's not looking good. And as a woman who
Speaker 1: doesn't even know, I can't even conceive, probably so it's
Speaker 1: not going to affect me, but of course it will
Speaker 1: affect me, um, because you know it's it's gonna affect
Speaker 1: everyone that women can't get access to abortion, and it's terrifying,
Speaker 1: and it's as nothing, nothing, nothing to do with children's lives.
Speaker 1: Some people are very anti abortion because of children's lives.
Speaker 1: God love you. You have a right to feel that way.
Speaker 1: I really love you. If you think that life begins
Speaker 1: at conception, if you think it's murder, like I, I
Speaker 1: will hear your argument. But this is not about that.
Speaker 1: This is about men wanted to control women's bodies and
Speaker 1: being threatened and wanting to punish women for being quote
Speaker 1: unquote sluts. That's what I believe, and I believe it
Speaker 1: is also and you know I'm I'm an idiot, but
Speaker 1: I believe it is religion. This is all religion based
Speaker 1: in that we are we give more. You know, we
Speaker 1: we pretend like the Bible as facts, but the Bible
Speaker 1: gets more credibility as factual than I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: When we were in Mississippi Show and Brandon Mississippi that
Speaker 1: got canceled. I was gonna say, you know, I looked
Speaker 1: up interesting facts about Brandon Mississippi, but it said you're
Speaker 1: in Mississippi. Do you mean interesting fake news about Because
Speaker 1: facts don't matter, but the Bible does for some reason. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just put on my Instagram last night, like, I
Speaker 1: don't like Colbert giving me political satire about this as
Speaker 1: a devout, practicing Catholic. No, And I wonder if anyone
Speaker 1: else feels that way, because I just feel like it's hypocritical. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm the biggest fucking hypocrite alive about many many things.
Speaker 1: I realized no one can be perfect. I'm great, I'm
Speaker 1: grateful that he even seminates things that might go against
Speaker 1: his Catholic uh beliefs. But I still find it a
Speaker 1: little bit wonky, and I don't I really don't want
Speaker 1: to hear men giving comedy about this. I don't really
Speaker 1: want to unless you're actually furious about it. I don't
Speaker 1: want quirky comedy about like Piana stick and find out
Speaker 1: if you have rights? How insane is that that that's
Speaker 1: a comedy bit that we're joking that women, it's so
Speaker 1: close we're literally losing our rights. This is episode one
Speaker 1: of Handmade Stale, which is the only episode I've seen
Speaker 1: because it was so fucking scary. That all it's a
Speaker 1: modern society where women suddenly all their money is being
Speaker 1: shifted to their husband's bank accounts. That is not that
Speaker 1: far off from this, you guys, I don't believe, and
Speaker 1: maybe I hope I'm proven wrong. No, I mean these states,
Speaker 1: including Missouri, it's fucking wild, Like somebody's read states like
Speaker 1: even if like in Alabama, if you get raped by
Speaker 1: your own father and you're twelve years old, you have
Speaker 1: to carry the baby to term or you go to
Speaker 1: jail for life. Like that's literally the law right now,
Speaker 1: Like that is the actual law that if you like,
Speaker 1: it's just you know certain states, Missouri being one of them, Missouri.
Speaker 1: If you go in for like an a topic pregnancy
Speaker 1: and you need to they, like so many states, they
Speaker 1: just won't do it. Don't have to go and then
Speaker 1: you probably you might die because you gotta drive ten hours,
Speaker 1: and you gotta then you gotta prove, you got to
Speaker 1: prove to them that you're sick enough to get an abortion.
Speaker 1: You gotta prove that you're dying. Oh yeah, and some
Speaker 1: of them can opt out of it. And by the way,
Speaker 1: a list came out that The New York Times put
Speaker 1: out yesterday where everyone was like praising all these companies
Speaker 1: for being able to pay for women's abortions to fly
Speaker 1: on the state funk that list. Thank you for those
Speaker 1: companies stepping up. What woman wants to tell her fucking
Speaker 1: boss that she needs to go get an abortion mentioned
Speaker 1: and these are all companies. These are fortune companies. No
Speaker 1: one I want to see Hollister make this rule or
Speaker 1: best Buy or Schnooks. It's not going to happen a
Speaker 1: quick trip. Yeah, those companies. I saw something interesting with
Speaker 1: that in the sense of these companies are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing it because good, but because it would cost
Speaker 1: him more if women actually got pregnant and had babies. Right.
Speaker 1: It's actually like something out somewhere where they're like, listen,
Speaker 1: if we just send these women off to Las Vegas
Speaker 1: for a weekend, girls weekend, here's some fatting on go
Speaker 1: to town. But the other thing too, is that with
Speaker 1: these companies to be able to like like, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be as easy as like, oh, here's for a grant.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go through so many steps to
Speaker 1: get the money to you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: not like, oh, we'll take care of your this is
Speaker 1: And by the way, getting abortions isn't fun. No one
Speaker 1: wants to get one. By the way, this isn't Girls
Speaker 1: aren't using it, as you know. Maybe I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say no one uses it a contraception and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna abortion, not a big deal. Of course,
Speaker 1: people have said that is not what is going on here.
Speaker 1: And if you make a high school girl who had
Speaker 1: sex keep her baby because you decided to have sex,
Speaker 1: girl who doesn't even who doesn't even know how to
Speaker 1: drive yet, who who is not old enough to go
Speaker 1: fight and war, was not old enough to have a
Speaker 1: gun even though you wish she were, because you're trying
Speaker 1: to change that law, probably how is that girl able
Speaker 1: to make a decision like to have sex. And you
Speaker 1: and I have a joke in my act now about
Speaker 1: and it's not even about rope versus Wade. But it's about,
Speaker 1: you know, teaching girls how to give hand jobs early on,
Speaker 1: like in middle school, as a part of sex, and
Speaker 1: so that girls don't sleep with boys too soon, because
Speaker 1: girls know they need to get guys off. They want
Speaker 1: guys to like them. Girls in high school are not
Speaker 1: having sex because they enjoy sex. Maybe some of them
Speaker 1: are because they started in middle school and they figured
Speaker 1: it out. But sex with I go in my act,
Speaker 1: I say, have you ever fucked a high schooler? Come on,
Speaker 1: it's not enjoyable. I was a teacher. And then people
Speaker 1: go oh, and I go, And so I've talked to
Speaker 1: my students about it. But girls that are not having
Speaker 1: sex in high schools because they're such sluts and they
Speaker 1: need to get their holes filled and they just love
Speaker 1: it so much and they can't help it. They don't
Speaker 1: care what the consequences because they're just slooty sluts that
Speaker 1: want boys, just want to control men. They do it
Speaker 1: because they want boys to like them. So for them
Speaker 1: to be punished by bringing a life into this world
Speaker 1: for that, you're you're fucking insane. And that's all say
Speaker 1: on to do so much to not get pregnant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to do so much just a fun normally
Speaker 1: you have to do so much. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: there is no We all know that it takes two
Speaker 1: to tango, but there is no talk of any accountability.
Speaker 1: There's no talk of condoms, there's no talk of absence.
Speaker 1: There's no talk of literally teaching girls how to giving
Speaker 1: an jumps. There's no preventative thing talk about. Well, if
Speaker 1: you think, if you think abortion is being used as contraception,
Speaker 1: you're giving them no choice because there's no way to
Speaker 1: prevent sex before that, because girls and girls are being
Speaker 1: sexualized so much, sooner than ever before, because of TikTok.
Speaker 1: Like men want women to be sexualized younger because they're gross,
Speaker 1: and yet they punish them when they do enjoy sex
Speaker 1: at a younger age. It's or an older age. I
Speaker 1: don't care when you're getting an abortion. And God, I
Speaker 1: mean I hate the constitution stuff too, because then they're
Speaker 1: the Constitution I heard. I mean the Second Amendment is
Speaker 1: already like we're like, come on, that was written when
Speaker 1: there were muskets that needed to be fifteen and to
Speaker 1: say we actually in there to get amendment you need
Speaker 1: like six approval rate, which is impossible. That will never happen.
Speaker 1: All I want. It's just people to be mad, that's
Speaker 1: all like. And I know that anger is just a
Speaker 1: scary thing, especially for a woman I don't need for myself.
Speaker 1: I felt guilty on Friday because I just didn't care.
Speaker 1: It almost felt like when the Uvaldi shooting happened and
Speaker 1: I was talking on this podcast where I was and
Speaker 1: I even posted like I'm done, like I was reading
Speaker 1: that Parkland book, like I know what what the gun
Speaker 1: legislation is, like it's never gonna happen. I give up,
Speaker 1: And I want to not be in that state of
Speaker 1: like it's over. I give up, because that's when they win.
Speaker 1: We cannot stop being mad, we cannot stopping loud and angry.
Speaker 1: Even when they're pulling us away and locking us up,
Speaker 1: we still need to be angry because you can't give up.
Speaker 1: Dan Rather had this great quote that I posted on
Speaker 1: my Instagram that I just want to read um and
Speaker 1: that will go to our Reddit dump and we'll get
Speaker 1: off this subject. But I just needed to say something
Speaker 1: about it. The Dan Rather quote that I love um
Speaker 1: that has now gone, but my dad sent it to me.
Speaker 1: Funck hold on, let me just pull this up. My
Speaker 1: dad sent it to me because he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really looked, you know, in my dad's voice. One second,
Speaker 1: one second, one second, one second, Dad, where are you?
Speaker 1: Wh where are you dead? Where are you? One second?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? Ede. Oh so the Dan rather it
Speaker 1: was on like a series of things that he had written,
Speaker 1: but it said, sometimes major setbacks proceed and even spur
Speaker 1: transformational victories. So this is a major, major setback, but
Speaker 1: sometimes it's a thing you need to happen where they
Speaker 1: take too much. They've taken a little here and there,
Speaker 1: they keep whittling it off in a way that we
Speaker 1: get angry, but not all of us get angry. This
Speaker 1: is such an egregious one that feels like such a
Speaker 1: loss and maybe the end of times for women in
Speaker 1: a way. But it also could be the thing that
Speaker 1: they're their mistake, that they made, that they took too much,
Speaker 1: and now we're going to fucking get really mad. You
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking about that, because I think
Speaker 1: this can be an amazing catalyst. I know women don't
Speaker 1: want to hear guys say that that, oh we want
Speaker 1: your support, please. I want men to be outspoken. But
Speaker 1: what I'm worried about and I thought I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is a weird conspiracy. I might have that. Like
Speaker 1: so in the past, presidents like you have they have
Speaker 1: the ability to not listen to the Supreme Court, like
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how it's done, but they have done.
Speaker 1: There's president of them going no, we're not listening to
Speaker 1: you fucking nine or whatever. Fuck you, We're not doing
Speaker 1: what it happened with slavery with Lincoln. Ye. What I'm
Speaker 1: worried about is Biden does that and then Republicans go, hey,
Speaker 1: look at how they're not listening to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: And then the Republicans use it to say they're not
Speaker 1: they're going over us, they don't even care. And did
Speaker 1: they use that to fucking yeah, that's like a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Hopefully isn't true. I just want to remind people because
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, and we really will move on.
Speaker 1: But I know if you're annoyed with what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: please don't skip past this, because I don't think people
Speaker 1: in our age and even lower know this. Clarence Thomas,
Speaker 1: who is the one that reversed versus way, he was
Speaker 1: one of the you know, do you know does every
Speaker 1: thing first it? Do you know what he did, what
Speaker 1: he was tried for, what he was accused of by
Speaker 1: Anita Hill, because I didn't know. I mean, I knew
Speaker 1: little things, but I was a young child at the time.
Speaker 1: Clarence Thomas, who is one of the Supreme Court justices. Uh,
Speaker 1: a woman who served h Oh, here's another woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let me just get it straight, so I know
Speaker 1: all the details. Um, Anita and court guys are in
Speaker 1: there for life? What else is like? And they get
Speaker 1: in a president George Bush nominated Clarence Thomas. Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Um, he had good character. He was
Speaker 1: being presented as a primary qualification for the High Court
Speaker 1: because he had only been a judge for slightly more
Speaker 1: than one year. Oh, that means that seems like he
Speaker 1: would be great. Um. Thomas's domination and his confirmation seemed
Speaker 1: assured until a report of a private interview of Hill
Speaker 1: Anita Hill by the FBI was leaked to the press.
Speaker 1: The hearings were then reopened, and Hill was called publicly testified, sober,
Speaker 1: and televised hearings that Thomas, Clarence Thomas sexually harassed her
Speaker 1: while he was her supervisor at the Department of Education.
Speaker 1: Um so, oh, here we go. One question on why
Speaker 1: she followed Thomas to the second job after he had
Speaker 1: already allegedly harassed her. Why would she do that? She
Speaker 1: said that um uh, she said, working in a reputable
Speaker 1: position within the civil rights field had been her ambition. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you put up with stuff, even especially stuff that
Speaker 1: you know you're never gonna actually have justice over. Your
Speaker 1: boss will bribe do the same thing? Yeah? So, um,
Speaker 1: she said, And at the time, it had appeared that
Speaker 1: his sexual overtures had ended when she took the second job. Um,
Speaker 1: so this is what he used to uh So. Thomas
Speaker 1: asked her out socially many times during her two years
Speaker 1: of employment as his as his assistant, and after she
Speaker 1: declined as request, he used work situations to discuss sexual subjects.
Speaker 1: He spoke about having sex with animals, having sex with women,
Speaker 1: um uh, film showing group sex or rape scenes. Uh.
Speaker 1: He's talked about his own sexual pro prowess and details
Speaker 1: of his anatomy. Um. He'll also recounted an instance in
Speaker 1: which Thomas examined a can of coke on his desk
Speaker 1: and asked, who has put pubic hair on my coke? Um,
Speaker 1: he put pubic hair on a can of coke. That
Speaker 1: was the thing he did. I believe. Um, this guy
Speaker 1: is still why is he still forgotten money from political
Speaker 1: parties before? Like that's proven. Um, you know, like four
Speaker 1: of them also said they weren't going to overturn rovers
Speaker 1: Wade in their interviews. If anyone has an extra because
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't want to. I'll go through this
Speaker 1: whole thing later, maybe pepper and stuff throughout the week.
Speaker 1: But we need to remember that is and to talk
Speaker 1: about Brett Kavanaugh, I mean accused of rape as well.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Have you've been accused of rape, you don't
Speaker 1: get to be on the Supreme Court. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that haven't been accused of rape. And I
Speaker 1: know you're like, well, then anyone would just come up
Speaker 1: and say I he raped me? And now you did
Speaker 1: you watch her testimony? Any come on, don't. No one's
Speaker 1: a good one. She doesn't want to be famous, she
Speaker 1: doesn't want Give me one example of a rape victim
Speaker 1: who has gotten famous from accusing someone of rape. I
Speaker 1: just give me one person that I can think of
Speaker 1: that has had a career based off No. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying, before you go into me because of what happened.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she used that as she'd rather that
Speaker 1: not happened, of course, But I'm just saying, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of someone that I could even think of that made
Speaker 1: an accusation. Not no, she she turned it into a
Speaker 1: handbag company, this which did not want to be famous.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about someone who clearly their motive was I
Speaker 1: want a TV show, I want to be on TV.
Speaker 1: The one I can think of. She only got famous.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to be famous. She got famous from
Speaker 1: my point. My point is I can't even think of it.
Speaker 1: So there isn't anyone. Yea, yeah, there's no one. Okay,
Speaker 1: Reddit dumped, Well, Johnny Depp, he just got three million?
Speaker 1: Did you do that? No? Disgusting, But you know what,
Speaker 1: I believe this is your Reddit dump. Final thoughts on
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I think they're both terrible. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm not blaming. I'm not victim shaming Johnny Depp.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was a victim to abuse from Amber Heard.
Speaker 1: But do I think he was a saint? Hell? No?
Speaker 1: Do I think she was a victim too? Yes? I
Speaker 1: do okay, final thought. Okay, so here's your Reddit dump.
Speaker 1: We're getting onto light stuff. Thank you if you stayed
Speaker 1: through that, You're going to do another final thought. Oh
Speaker 1: excorry to me to say final thought, keep it in,
Speaker 1: I mean, redd it dump. Okay. So, um, here's a
Speaker 1: great question that I wanted your input on because I
Speaker 1: really don't know the answer to this. I believe I
Speaker 1: know my answer, but Noah and Andrew, I want you
Speaker 1: to weigh in. Um. This is from Dating Advice Dating
Speaker 1: Underscore Advice. Can you be completely platonic with someone after
Speaker 1: you have had sex with them? Now? This is from
Speaker 1: someone who wrote, So, I'm a female in a long
Speaker 1: distance relationship with a guy. He is a friend that
Speaker 1: really likes him and obviously has a crush on him.
Speaker 1: They had sex once a long time ago. He said
Speaker 1: he was bored with no attachment at the time, and
Speaker 1: he had zero attraction towards her. That's quotes. They're going
Speaker 1: out to a movie this weekend, and honestly, I'm jealous one.
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid that he will start to like her
Speaker 1: or want to have sex with her too. I'm just
Speaker 1: jealous that she gets to go on a date with
Speaker 1: him while I can't even get to see him. Three.
Speaker 1: I would be completely fine if they were going with
Speaker 1: another friend, not just the two of them. My questions
Speaker 1: are am I wrong for feeling this way? Can this
Speaker 1: relationship be completely platonic after they had sex and one time,
Speaker 1: just one time? Um, what do you think? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think yeah, one time. Yeah, I think it's it's like
Speaker 1: a I even think a relationship. I know that would
Speaker 1: be hard for me. So what about like an ex
Speaker 1: wife that like they've been through it, they had kids.
Speaker 1: Like I if I dated a guy who had an
Speaker 1: ex wife in his life and they were still friends
Speaker 1: and maybe she lived in the house next door and
Speaker 1: they like co parented, I wouldn't give a fuck. It's
Speaker 1: so definite, Like it's so like we're broken up, we
Speaker 1: through the divorcee, right, Yeah, one of they are friends.
Speaker 1: There are some people that stay best friends with their
Speaker 1: ex wife. I know, like actually a few people guys
Speaker 1: that are like, actually, we just turned into the greatest
Speaker 1: friends and we love each other so much. They say,
Speaker 1: I love you, you know, I wish I could say,
Speaker 1: I'd be completely fine. I'm talking about you. If you
Speaker 1: think about someone that you've had sex with, the best
Speaker 1: do you think that you could be in a totally
Speaker 1: platonic relationship. Yes, so the answer is yes, it's true.
Speaker 1: But whether or not you'd be okay with it does
Speaker 1: not matter because the fact is you'd be okay with
Speaker 1: it and it would not be about sex. But if
Speaker 1: someone like like if your girlfriend in this situation, UM,
Speaker 1: had a problem with it, she would be wrong because
Speaker 1: you're telling me that you you could totally have that,
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter if I wish, I wish I
Speaker 1: was the other way too, Like I wish, But can't
Speaker 1: you see then that it would be the same. Um? No, G.
Speaker 1: I know that you were kind of answering for like
Speaker 1: if your boyfriend were friends with like if you were
Speaker 1: this girl, But thee friends at the beginning is can
Speaker 1: you be completely can you know, be completely platonic with
Speaker 1: someone after you have had sex with them? From experience
Speaker 1: I had of friends with benefits situation, I was able
Speaker 1: to be platonic and then he was able to be
Speaker 1: platonic too, and we both got into separate relationships. But
Speaker 1: our friendship kind of dwindled, and I think UM, because
Speaker 1: we had sex, he thought that like he could you know,
Speaker 1: just be like extra flirty with me and stuff. Um,
Speaker 1: and I think it just fizzled out. It didn't work,
Speaker 1: but not from jealousy or anything. It's just naturally fizzled.
Speaker 1: Got It's interesting that guys like friends with benefits and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh no, no, I just wanted benefits. I
Speaker 1: didn't want friends. I just wanted to benefits like you.
Speaker 1: Weren't your benefits with benefits like you were just benefits.
Speaker 1: Both of us started hooking up after we both got
Speaker 1: out of relationships that we wanted to be out of.
Speaker 1: And then when I got into a new relationship, um,
Speaker 1: it was brand new. We were at a bar and
Speaker 1: I introduced him to my new boyfriend and he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a wild one or something like that. And from
Speaker 1: there my X was like, something's up with those two. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's that's where the other person tries to threaten, because
Speaker 1: it's it really is about the other person. Like this
Speaker 1: girl doesn't trust the other girl. She trust her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: she just doesn't trust the other girl. That this girl
Speaker 1: is thinking she has a one up. That's why I
Speaker 1: always say, if Chris were to, like, you know, if anything,
Speaker 1: if our relationship were to open up in any way,
Speaker 1: which it's not. But if we ever did something like that,
Speaker 1: I would need the girl that he goes out with
Speaker 1: or spends time with, or if he was you know,
Speaker 1: there's people that I think he's been with and he's
Speaker 1: now friends with that he spent he spends a lone
Speaker 1: time with. If they're in the same city and they
Speaker 1: meet up, the he just has to be very clear
Speaker 1: to them that he is in a relationship with me,
Speaker 1: Like he has to tell them, and then as long
Speaker 1: as they know that trial you want, honey, it's just
Speaker 1: like good luck to you. And that's I feel. But
Speaker 1: if if it were a thing where he's if someone
Speaker 1: is choosing to be friends with someone they slept with
Speaker 1: before and they're not bringing me in on it, or
Speaker 1: they're not like as not not that he just talks
Speaker 1: to me, like if he doesn't invite me to or
Speaker 1: like make me want to be Like I can choose
Speaker 1: whether or not I want to be friends with this
Speaker 1: girl that he slept with before. This is a you know,
Speaker 1: a fake scenario. But if I want to be friends
Speaker 1: with her and she doesn't and he doesn't allow that
Speaker 1: or like keeps it separate, keep it separated, I'm going
Speaker 1: to have a problem. So if you were in the
Speaker 1: same I would find it find it hard to be
Speaker 1: in the room though and see like a connection even
Speaker 1: if it's not sexual, but like a flirting nous, even
Speaker 1: if even if I know they don't there one time,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that would be hard for me.
Speaker 1: Early on where Chris was friends with this girl and
Speaker 1: I liked her, like, we hung out and and I
Speaker 1: found out retroactively because I hadn't asked. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: something that came up. It didn't need to come up
Speaker 1: because it was so platonic, but I I came up
Speaker 1: later and then i'm, i'm, you know, usual suspects, suspects
Speaker 1: saying it being like, wait, was there any And then
Speaker 1: we hung out later, and there was something about it
Speaker 1: that I loved because I don't know, I I know
Speaker 1: that i'm I'm have like different beliefs about these things,
Speaker 1: but there was something about it that made me like
Speaker 1: that they had that connection at one point, that that
Speaker 1: they got over it and now they have this friendship
Speaker 1: and that you know, I've had sex with people that
Speaker 1: when I see them and sit across the table from them,
Speaker 1: I'm the whole time, I'm like, I cannot believe his
Speaker 1: penis has been in my mouth and it's not me going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't. I'm getting like wet thinking
Speaker 1: about it. I'm just like, oh my god, like his
Speaker 1: his penis. This guy you know fifteen years ago, I
Speaker 1: I like swallowed his semen like to me, it's funnier.
Speaker 1: It's not like sexually charged. So but I can't understand
Speaker 1: where there are still flirtatious things going on between two
Speaker 1: people that claim to now be platonic. That would very
Speaker 1: much upset me, even though they aren't going to cheat
Speaker 1: on me. If there was any kind of flirtation, I mean,
Speaker 1: it would kind of make me horny. But I'm weird,
Speaker 1: but I would see how someone would not want me
Speaker 1: to I would not be friends with someone I slept
Speaker 1: with if I had a boyfriend, if there was still
Speaker 1: something like it's impressive that you can. I've always because
Speaker 1: I know some of the guys that you have slept
Speaker 1: within the past, and you are able like almost like
Speaker 1: a professor compartimentalized the fact that you used to have
Speaker 1: sex and it really really truly doesn't feel I don't
Speaker 1: feel any vibe of that because you're if you will
Speaker 1: know sometimes like this guy that I used to hook
Speaker 1: up with is coming to the show tonight, or this
Speaker 1: guy you know, and then he will come to the
Speaker 1: show and I'll see because I know I can see you.
Speaker 1: You don't You're you are bad at bluffing, so I
Speaker 1: can see when you're kind of like like like looking
Speaker 1: like for things and then later and you're always someone
Speaker 1: to be like if I do have a connection when
Speaker 1: I was single, if I did have a connection with someone,
Speaker 1: let's say a new person, you'd be like that cameraman
Speaker 1: on you, I saw a little you were. You're very
Speaker 1: perceptive about if there's a vibe and you always get
Speaker 1: it right, you really do. But there it's so refreshing
Speaker 1: when I've been like wait, did you sense a like
Speaker 1: did you sense anything? And you're like nothing. It's always
Speaker 1: like very nice that you like, did have anything to
Speaker 1: like hooking up with them, and I'm like them, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like fucking they're so less famous than you. I know,
Speaker 1: but he's my uncle and so I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't know be able to come backstage. All right, well
Speaker 1: we caught a lot. Oh I already did. Final thought,
Speaker 1: we can go, do you want to rap? We didn't
Speaker 1: wrap yesterday. I know, I thought you were over. I
Speaker 1: thought the break we were done with rapping. I mean,
Speaker 1: we don't. Why don't we do a different genre of music?
Speaker 1: Well we can just may be able to do not
Speaker 1: a country, maybe just ballots or like just a song
Speaker 1: like the way you do because you kind of gave
Speaker 1: up on the song today, so maybe we switched it
Speaker 1: to the end. Yeah, maybe I'll do wrap another day.
Speaker 1: So today I'm going to do a press tour for
Speaker 1: my upcoming special and maybe something more the second season
Speaker 1: f Boys coming July four, And then two days later,
Speaker 1: you're gonna see a special from me. Go on HBO
Speaker 1: and HBO Max and you'll see me standing with a
Speaker 1: bunch of hot jacked guys. And then you'll see my
Speaker 1: special called Good Clean Filth, which is the first time
Speaker 1: you're hearing that word. Those words, I'm telling you the
Speaker 1: name of my special. I'm announcing it here, Good Clean Filth,
Speaker 1: July six, HBO. Since we're promoting things, I got a
Speaker 1: surprise to I'm headlining my first show, What's It to You.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in Nashville August thirty, f I at
Speaker 1: seven pm, So please come out. Best us and what
Speaker 1: night of the week so that we can get specific.
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, Tuesday, Indushville is great. Tuesday night, August thirty,
Speaker 1: the last day of August. It's Tuesday night. It's the
Speaker 1: second till it's the penalty McKnight of August Nashville. Plan
Speaker 1: a trip, Go, plan a girl's trip, stay the weekend,
Speaker 1: and then stay through Wednesday. Listen, it's August. A bunch
Speaker 1: of teachers are still off work. Maybe one last week.
Speaker 1: You plan a trip around going to see Andrew. If
Speaker 1: he sells out Zaans on a Tuesday night, they'll book
Speaker 1: him for a weekend and you'll make it. Things right.
Speaker 1: Um So if you are yeah, if you are in
Speaker 1: the Nastal area, definitely make the drive. Go out. And
Speaker 1: Andrew will do meet and greets after the show. He'll
Speaker 1: take pictures. He will be so grateful with my teeth.
Speaker 1: He'll take request of your bestie and you like have
Speaker 1: stories that you want him to like work in the jokes.
Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet that would be great. That
Speaker 1: would be great. Well, I was thinking about, well you'll
Speaker 1: find out if you go. Okay, so um, well he'll
Speaker 1: be promoting that. But August. Yeah, Chris came up with it.
Speaker 1: I'm very very proud of it. It's perfect. All right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. We love you guys so much. Oh
Speaker 1: no audio, U the audios on that. Okay, we're good. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much, don't my god. Luigi literally
Speaker 1: gets excited when I say Jack because he knows it's
Speaker 1: all he's gonna You're not going for a w because
Speaker 1: I got to do press Baby dog by