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Speaker 1: The Nicky Podcast is Nikki. Hello here I am. It's

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Speaker 1: Nicki Laser Podcast. It's uh Tuesday. It is Tuesday. Boy,

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Speaker 1: it's been a weird week. I thought, for some reason

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Speaker 1: we skipped yesterday, but we were here. I skipped yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I went to sleep the whole day, the whole day.

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Speaker 1: Um it was nice because I got a text from

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Speaker 1: Bert Chrysler to like twenty of us on a text

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Speaker 1: threat about everyone that was on the tour, and he

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Speaker 1: was like, did anyone else get? Like? Was anyone else

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Speaker 1: completely worthless? Today? And I guess it's really irregular for

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Speaker 1: him to feel that way coming back from a trip

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Speaker 1: to because he's just go, go go, But this one

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Speaker 1: was so much different than any road experience I've ever

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Speaker 1: been on. And we were all like yeah, I really

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Speaker 1: literally rode back to his text that was came in

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Speaker 1: at ten pm. I was like, I just woke up

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Speaker 1: thirty pm at night after sleeping all day and then

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Speaker 1: I went to bed it by two and slept through

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Speaker 1: the night. Um, it was just it was so exhausting

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Speaker 1: and I just woke up again. I had a dentist

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Speaker 1: just thought it'll it'll make it. Even though I do

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Speaker 1: white noise blaring all night long and so it's that

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Speaker 1: to make it through. I'm only sleeping. I have to

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Speaker 1: get up at six thirty. That's four and a half

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Speaker 1: hours of juice. And I woke up to just silence

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Speaker 1: of like, oh no, and you know, just I have

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Speaker 1: blackout curtains, so I don't know anything about the time

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Speaker 1: of day. And luckily I did not wake up a

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Speaker 1: six thirty, but I woke up at eight oh two

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Speaker 1: and my dentist point was at a thirty. So I

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Speaker 1: went and got a filling. My face is numb um.

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Speaker 1: And then I went and got a car wash, and

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Speaker 1: I came back here and I slept car here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just drove through one of those things. Car was

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Speaker 1: getting too dusty. Would you ever do those things? Yea?

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Speaker 1: In the yeah, I don't want to get out and

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Speaker 1: I don't want people to like get inside my car.

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Speaker 1: But the outside I love it so peaceful. And those

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Speaker 1: I used to freak out as a kid. They used

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Speaker 1: to be one of my biggest fears. My parents would

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Speaker 1: not go they no. I just thought they were monsters,

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Speaker 1: like at least raggedy, Like I thought they were a

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Speaker 1: cookie monster, evil like evil cookie monsters because they're just

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Speaker 1: like sloppy and wet, just like thrashing all over your

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Speaker 1: window and it's they're like muppet kind of consistency snuffle up.

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Speaker 1: I guess was my one of my biggest fears. And

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Speaker 1: it just feels like his trunk was just slapping our

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Speaker 1: car and it's loud to what cars did you have

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Speaker 1: growing up? A blue Toyota van, Like that's like the

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Speaker 1: first car you can remember your parents. I remember the

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Speaker 1: first car I really remember. My dad would be mad

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Speaker 1: because you like, do you remember a green I barely

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Speaker 1: remember my dad having a very green little car. And

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Speaker 1: then um, apparently I was the one that spotted it,

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Speaker 1: like on the road, but we got a gold. Um.

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Speaker 1: I love the color gold. A gold Volvo station wagon

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Speaker 1: was on the side of the road for sale, well

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Speaker 1: like at a dealership. But I was like, what about

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Speaker 1: that one? And then they were like and they got it.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool that they like, oh we had this,

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Speaker 1: you know, a checker like a like a taxi cab,

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Speaker 1: but it's blue. It was like the most piece of ship,

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Speaker 1: like giant. It was. Didn't have it because it was

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Speaker 1: like cheap or something. Yeah, no, it's because my dad

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Speaker 1: didn't doctors don't really make money until a little bit later,

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Speaker 1: you know. And yeah, we just had a real piece

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Speaker 1: of ship. Checker that was gigantic, that would fit the kids. Yeah, checker, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sound checker. Huh is there an e D on the one?

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Speaker 1: Know why you want to take this one? What happened there?

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Speaker 1: Is her shirt stripe or striped stripe? Her shirt is stripe.

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Speaker 1: If someone wearing a stripe, No, no, no, because she

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Speaker 1: has a striped shirt polke. It's a shirt is poke,

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Speaker 1: has pokea dotes on it? Is it polka dot? Or

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Speaker 1: is it polka dot? The car wasn't didn't have it

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Speaker 1: was a Checker. That's the name of the car. Oh

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Speaker 1: like it was. That was the pattern on it. Checker.

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Speaker 1: I'd never even heard of that car. Oh, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: have you her taxi Checker? Taxi is a dominant taxi

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Speaker 1: cab company blah blah blah in Chicago. And turned on, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I remember my mom got a Jaguar. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: where your tattoo came from. Yeah, mom was yours firs car. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: think my dad bought it. It It was like one last

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Speaker 1: attempt to like reconcile. Car was pretty cool though, you

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Speaker 1: know so many people do things like that for to

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Speaker 1: just like the final dying breaths of a relationship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when last hail Mary or even like she's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: away and I'm going to be on a stipend Michael

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Speaker 1: stripend Michael after this, So I'm just gonna grab something

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Speaker 1: pretty sweet. I guess it was a present for you

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Speaker 1: from your dad. And my dad got a Porsche I remember,

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Speaker 1: for like his forty like that over remember over the

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Speaker 1: hill they all look the other way. Jaguar. Hey if

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Speaker 1: you my parents also got like the Porsche Kaim like

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Speaker 1: It's like you know what it is. Maybe it's like

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Speaker 1: going to make them do better, because obviously it's going

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Speaker 1: to make them like have a new thing that to

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Speaker 1: It's like a new thing that's like a bunch of

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Speaker 1: stay together. And it was pretty cool. It's pretty cool

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Speaker 1: checker cab story. It just reminded me. So my dad

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Speaker 1: used to love buying used cars. One time, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: he got like this one and like flipping them. I

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Speaker 1: guess you can't know, just just using them. One time

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Speaker 1: like said, like a team you can trust. Yes, it

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Speaker 1: I love The vans that we took for the Burt

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Speaker 1: Bert Christians spent so much money making this tour just

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Speaker 1: look cool for us. I mean every day we had

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Speaker 1: something we either were like going on the racetrack to

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Speaker 1: like going fast cars. We were um. One day it

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Speaker 1: was he had a frisbee golf or a disc golf

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Speaker 1: with a pool and every like he said he spent

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Speaker 1: so much money he lost, He did not make a

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Speaker 1: You could just tell he was just doing it for fun,

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Speaker 1: like he just was that he wasn't about even though

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Speaker 1: I like to, you know, hang at the venue and

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Speaker 1: were afterwards. I just want you and Anya and Matt.

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Speaker 1: Tango was before an hour afterwards. These guys hang out

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Speaker 1: until four in the morning with Bert after shows. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is that's not what i want. But like I

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Speaker 1: know that I'm not asking too much for an hour

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Speaker 1: taking off your shirt running around the stage, no curtain calls.

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Speaker 1: We can do it. And we're not on busses, we're

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Speaker 1: just flying. We can stay up a little bit later.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm down. You would have died on this tour.

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Speaker 1: like he's just he wanted feel like, uh, twelve o'clock,

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Speaker 1: he wakes up early, but I we would all wake

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Speaker 1: just um I mean, um, yeah, you do you see

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Speaker 1: or you know, he has insane dreams. So one morning

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Speaker 1: he just was like, Nikki, listen to my dream and

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Speaker 1: they were all big Jay had already heard the dream,

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Speaker 1: like they had already heard it. And I walked in

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Speaker 1: the breakfast and he's like, Nikki, I had a dream

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Speaker 1: last night. And they're all like, oh God, and it

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Speaker 1: is the longest dream I've ever heard. I'm like, Bert,

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Speaker 1: how do you I could compare all the dreams I've

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Speaker 1: had in my lifetime and they wouldn't be as dreams

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Speaker 1: cheating on his wife and trying to tell Chris Rock

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Speaker 1: what he meant to him but not gonna a chance

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Speaker 1: to his wife with like a dinosaur. I forget he

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Speaker 1: was about to and then it didn't happen or something

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Speaker 1: a flip in your dream. I don't think that's a

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Speaker 1: common dream. I'm telling you know, you ever flip in

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Speaker 1: a dream where you're about you're in that twilight stage

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Speaker 1: we need to calm down here, because what did women do?

427
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 1: What did Native American women do before a hand pump

428
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: or a breast pump or your boobs really going to explode?

429
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: Like because she just gets in these like but I

430
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: the key, I need to write we can not go

431
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: to Red Rocks. And I was like, okay, can it

432
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,679
Speaker 1: wait an hour? No it can't. I'm like, well then

433
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 1: why would you ever put yourself in a position where

434
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: you're you would be And she goes, I don't. I

435
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: usually have a hand pup and an electrical one, but

436
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: I lost them both and I'm like, well then you

437
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: should have a third thing, which is I don't know.

438
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: I know moms are like, you don't get it, girl,

439
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know there should If I was

440
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: in a position where my boobs would explode, I would

441
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: have maybe five backup plans for them to not explode,

442
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: just in case I really would. But maybe I'm not.

443
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,959
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. What are you supposed to do?

444
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 1: So you're supposed to just milk your own tent. I

445
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: know there's a way that doesn't involve a pump. It's

446
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: sad ideal, but I know there's a way from to

447
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: suck on them. Yeah, I mean I would have done that.

448
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: I would have pulled, um, what's the grapes of grass,

449
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: sucked through your hand or something so you didn't have

450
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: to latch onto her nipple. I just don't want to.

451
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 1: Let's stuck on my brother's nipple to get if he

452
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 1: needed it. Yeah, I don't think I would feel any

453
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: kind of sexual like feeling at all. No, No, Brandon

454
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: sucked on my nipples the other day, and and I

455
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: don't know if I like it. Yeah, because you have,

456
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: you have so much nipple insecurity anyway, even with your

457
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: girlfriend that you know loves you, you're still going to have.

458
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: But wait, so what did she do? Did she get

459
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: the milk out? She like calm down for like two seconds,

460
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: and then everything was fine because my friend had up

461
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: like it just this is my family and and me

462
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: like something goes wrong everything then everything's fucked. Then I'm

463
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: then I'm not going to red Rocks. I'm not doing anything.

464
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 1: My boobs are gonna exlade, We're all gonna die. Like

465
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: that was That's what it goes to, from zero to that. Yeah,

466
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: and what it needed was, Okay, what are other options? Like,

467
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: because I don't know about this stuff, can we google

468
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: options to get milk out that. No, we don't need

469
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: to do that. She can do that on her own.

470
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: I think we can help. No, mothers can do that. Sorry,

471
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 1: you're all very busy. Mothers can figure it out on

472
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: their own. I don't think that's something we need to

473
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: google for them. It's just and I know him being insensitive,

474
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: but I'm not. It was just I just don't like

475
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: someone going. It just reminded me that's it's classic my dad.

476
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 1: Like my sister and I are products of my dad,

477
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: and we catastrophies immediately. Why do you think he want

478
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 1: he goes to those places held when you were He

479
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 1: said that, it's because yeah, all the time. Well, we're

480
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 1: just I guess we're not gonna go to Florida. Then

481
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just well, this traffic, we're gonna

482
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: miss her flight. We're not gonna go flori Up, we're

483
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: not gonna get in because if we don't check it

484
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: on time, then our to our whole hotel state. Like

485
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: he would just go keep going and then it would

486
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 1: be like, we're not going to Florida, and then it

487
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: would be us crying, being like because we're five minutes late,

488
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: or like because of this traffic accident, because someone died

489
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: in this traffic accidence. Now we're mad at a dead person,

490
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: like he taught us to, like everything is out to

491
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: get us, and everything is inconveniencing us, and are we

492
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: are the victims? And I remember getting older and being like,

493
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: why do you do this all the time. Every time

494
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: there is a chance where it could go good or

495
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: go bad, it's always bad and then you know from

496
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: then on it's bad, bad, bad, And he said, because

497
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: then when it's good, it's all the it's all the

498
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 1: better because you could you thought it was gonna be bad,

499
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: So it's good if you have no expectations. And that

500
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: is why I have a term called or That's why

501
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: I often say the phrase I haven't earned a nap yet,

502
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: because I have a father who only who likes to

503
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: put things, make things so bad so that you can

504
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: enjoy them. Yes, it all ends up there. I mean,

505
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's correct correlation, but there's something there.

506
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: I think there has to be. But yeah, that that

507
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: that pessimism that like, well, all right, well then I

508
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: guess we're not going. Then the very was good. But

509
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: then we sat outside and it was four women with

510
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: four babies just talking about babies and weddings so loud

511
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: that it's like, I know we're outside, I know that

512
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: you guys are having a nice girls conversation, but it's

513
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. It was just like they're

514
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: gonna have forty people at the wedding. Why don't they

515
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: have this kind of wedding, And it's just like all

516
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,479
Speaker 1: the same conversation, and and then it's like and my

517
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: baby's this, and my babies that, and we're just trying

518
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: to like listen to music and just enjoy our little

519
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: crispy beers, and it's just like their voices are just

520
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: it was like the girl, the woman on the plane

521
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: the other day. It's just like your person is right

522
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: next to you. They're so proud of their lives that

523
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: they quietly hate and that they drink wine every night

524
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: to escape that. They need to show off in front

525
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,479
Speaker 1: of their friends. And they definitely need to be louder

526
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,959
Speaker 1: around a pretty girl who's probably not married, to make

527
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: her feel bad about that she doesn't have the things

528
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: that like. They probably clock the people around them and

529
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: they want to make them jealous. They want to they yeah, exactly,

530
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: that are enjoying life and they want to like, you know,

531
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: you see you see any girl with a boyfriend or

532
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: that the couple clearly doesn't have a baby. If you

533
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: talk about your baby, you know, you used to be

534
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: a girl that wanted a baby. You know it's gonna

535
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: bother her. You know, it's gonna secretly make you feel

536
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: better about yourself that you have something that this that

537
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 1: this person doesn't have, even though you don't even like

538
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: what you have now and it's kind of ruining your

539
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: life and you kind of regret it, yeah, exactly. And

540
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: then like and then you just talk about your wedding

541
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: so lovely, there is no reason for anyone to talk

542
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: that loudly unless you have a hearing issue, and four

543
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: women do not all have a hearing issue together. It

544
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: is were they drunk. They weren't that drunk. It was

545
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: still kind of early in the day. But I also

546
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: like when they come up with their new baby and

547
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: maybe they haven't seen a baby yet, and there's always

548
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: a baby reveal with a stroller because it has a

549
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: convertible stroller, and it's always a mom going so ugly.

550
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: Really like it was. It wasn't like messed up or anything.

551
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: It was just just a strong head, this baby. And

552
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: if I was a friend, I would I don't think

553
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: you would know, don't You would say, don't worry. But

554
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: you wouldn't say it to a girl. You do not

555
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: say it to a mother that your baby is not attractive.

556
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,959
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say it. And the thing is, Andrew, you

557
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: won't know if your baby is unattractive. You won't think

558
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: it is. What do you mean you think you have

559
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: You can't admit that your own baby is ugly, No,

560
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: you can't. My sister in law admits that her third

561
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: child has a gigantic head that looks ugly. Yeah, that

562
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: doesn't mean ugly. Yeah, I just don't people with dogs

563
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: even I just go your dog is not cute like

564
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: some people's dogs. I'm sorry, I'm going to be controversial

565
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: right now. Well that's what I was doing. No babies.

566
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: Everyone talks about ugly babies, they do everyone's I was

567
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: just saying, you're right about ugly babies. I'm just saying

568
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: the person you wouldn't know woman. You would never tell

569
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: a woman her baby was ugly. Maybe your dude friends,

570
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: I went, you know what, next rounds on me because

571
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,959
Speaker 1: your baby next round should probably be on someone else too,

572
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: if your genetics had anything to do with that. Ladys,

573
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: don't use your husband, use fix something. Um. Yeah, dogs.

574
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: Not a fan of a lot of dogs in the

575
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: way they look. Can I can? I This is gonna

576
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: offend listeners. I think it might alien because people are

577
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: so obsessed with their dogs that if you don't like

578
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: their kind of dog. But I think it's people are

579
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: ready to be controversial. What the people? You don't know?

580
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: It's not the people, it's and it's not the dog.

581
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: I love all animals. I love sucking house centipedes. I

582
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: want every animal to live and have a great life.

583
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm right out of the gate. You can't get mad

584
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: at me. I'm a vegan if you're not a vegan,

585
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: and you're like, but my you said my dog's ugly.

586
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: I said your dogs ugly, and I don't like the

587
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: look of it. I didn't say it deserves to die.

588
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: You're the one eating animals, so I have, I have.

589
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: That's already I'm starting from that. Okay, shit sues. Sorry,

590
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: they are not cute. Some of them can be cute.

591
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: They can like move in ways that are cute. Actually,

592
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: I love shit sues, but I don't like a little.

593
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: I don't like when they go to the vet and

594
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: they get little rubber bands in their hair. I don't

595
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 1: like that they have like a white mustache. I don't like.

596
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking some little they just remind me of a

597
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: grandmother's dog. They always have like listen, Marian has a

598
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: lot of dirt in her eyes, but she has a

599
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: more wiry like for it's a little big dog, and

600
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: she has like an underbite that is super ugly but cute.

601
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: But shit suits that have like perfect ness to them,

602
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: like a perfect ship suit, not an ugly I like

603
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: an ugly ship sue, but a one that's perfect that

604
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: has like, oh wait, that's cute. Okay, I think about

605
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: are cute. I don't like waitin right now? Oh yeah,

606
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: the one on the top left, Wait this band? No,

607
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: thank you? Yorky's which are away? Grandma dogs? Um uh?

608
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: Luigi is part Yorkie. Spoiler alert for the show Who's

609
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: Your Doggie? He's a third He's about a third Yorky

610
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: And I don't like york Yorkis. They look like um

611
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: little uh. Remember when the Ottoman and Beauty and the

612
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: Beast came alive and it was like a dog. He

613
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,719
Speaker 1: was like, they're like that. They don't have expressions, they

614
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 1: don't ever go, They just like have their mouth clothes

615
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: and they're stupid. Fur is so straight and perfect and

616
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. And then my number one

617
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: hated dog should be a top one bottom one. Well

618
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: what's it called a Bassett hound? Just one? Actually crazy

619
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: about them because they they remind me of my vagina skin.

620
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: But my but I think they're cute. The dogs said,

621
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: let me just say, Yorkies are cute. All dogs are

622
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: cute except dogs with human eyes. I'm sorry, Carlile Forrester.

623
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: Your dog has human eye? Is it is cute? Or

624
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: times where it looks pretty when it's closing its eyes

625
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: when it's looking out the window. But human eye dogs no, no,

626
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: with blue eyes and pupils that you can see, they

627
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: are not cute. They scare me. I think they deserve love.

628
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: I think they're sweet. I think they are good doggies,

629
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: but I don't like them, and I would and if

630
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: I would adopt one, because I love all animals. But

631
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: sometimes Kiwi, when I used to have a bird, yeah,

632
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: well I used to have a bird, Kiwi that I

633
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: love more than anything. But sometimes birds will be like

634
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: hormonal in a way that their eyes. My sister and

635
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: I used to see it. Their eyes will get super

636
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: small and they'll have they'll have like a cornea, almost

637
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: like Usually their eyes are all black, which makes a

638
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: cute baby. That's why babies animals their eyes are all

639
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: black because it's a cute, adorable looking thing, and you're

640
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: less likely to prey upon something that is adorable and defenseless.

641
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: Bunnies with big black eyes when they get pupils that

642
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: like zero in on things and you can see the

643
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: color of their eye iris disgusting and key. We used

644
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: to get that, and so even eye of animals that

645
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: kind of makes me sick sometimes. Luigi. He never goes.

646
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: He always has his mouth shut and I love that

647
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: about I mean looking him right, he really does you

648
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: know what I mean? He has a drying I've never

649
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: seen him drool. No, he never drools. And he um heat.

650
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: You know, in this heat, he will go on a

651
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,959
Speaker 1: short walk and be like and he'll look like he's smiling,

652
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: but he always looks he has a very joker face

653
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: when he's smiling. Oh yeah, oh that's how they sweat.

654
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: And had a quick question for you. Looks like the

655
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: white white watching It looks like looks like fell Core

656
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: from the Never Ending Story. It is a beautiful dog though.

657
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry Carlisle, and I actually do love that dog.

658
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: And I've come to and learn to love um Chloe

659
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: even though she has human eyes. But I would have

660
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: those removed if I were her, I would I would

661
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: pull a Natalie from you know, the pot of Couple.

662
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: Don't you never see that the other day? You did

663
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: when I got dilated? Oh my god, that was wild?

664
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait, what was your question? No? Um, So,

665
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: we have these hummingbirds that come to our our feeder,

666
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: and the other day I was wondering, like what do

667
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: birds do all day? Do they just fly around? Or

668
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: like do they sit on the branch? I think hummingbirds,

669
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: that's a good question. I think they are probably in

670
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: their little nests. Um. But I do think they fly

671
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: during the day. But I think that takes so much

672
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: energy to flood your wings so much that they constantly

673
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: need to be eating. So I think they are constantly

674
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: fluttering around, But mostly they kind of like hop around

675
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: and they sit, they sit in trees. I think I

676
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: think maybe you know, what I always wondered about pigeons

677
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: was where did they go? Because they're everywhere during the

678
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: day on the sidewalk and I know they go up

679
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: behind the buildings to nest, but where they be at

680
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: Squirrels Yeah, I mean, look, their whole lives are just

681
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: they're just looking for food all days. Whales are the

682
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: squirrels of comm have food and we had of fine

683
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: food every day. That's what they do. That's what we

684
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: do do. But it's pretty easy easy, yeah, you know

685
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: what I mean. All right, let's get to the news.

686
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Maybe listen. Oh man, it's Tuesday, folks, you know what

687
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all

688
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: the swells. Apparently you are because it is nice out.

689
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: It's eighty five degrees here in St. Louis, so I

690
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: imagine it's probably pretty nice where you are back to.

691
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: You know, wait, can I tell you about my um my,

692
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: my dentist. See if you reckon it. My dentist name

693
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 1: is dr Bacula, which I love because guess what, Mitch

694
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 1: Hedberg use have a joke that was like, yeah, I see,

695
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: uh my dentist is name. I see a dentist. His

696
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: name is Dracula or uh, you can also pronounce it

697
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: dr Acula, And so I think it's crazy that it's

698
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: close to that joke, which I butchered. It's something like that.

699
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: But his his uh uncle is Scott Bakula. Why do

700
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: I know that name? Quantum Leap, one of the biggest

701
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: stars of the eighties, who just happened to be the

702
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: most famous person that ever went to my high school.

703
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm second place, I think, um, But and people go, well,

704
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: you're probably the number one who is Scott Bacula. If

705
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: you were in the eighties, Scott Bacula was I mean

706
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper levels of famous, so it would be like

707
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: you know I'm in no comparison to Scott Bacula, but

708
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 1: my dentist is Dr Baculus. Scott Baculus. Um. I don't

709
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: know what Scott Pecula looks. I know he's on n C.

710
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: I s now he looks very different than he did

711
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: back then. He's a handsome guy, very tall, very low voice,

712
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: great hair, chest hair. I remember, yeah, but I got

713
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: a filling, and uh, it's so fun. They asked if

714
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: I want a Nitris and I couldn't say yes fast

715
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: enough And then I remembered being a kid getting the

716
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: tubes over my nose to get nitrous. When I did,

717
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: you used to get it? Yeah, I've got a laughing yeah, yeah,

718
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: I as a kid. I had a flashback to remembering,

719
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: and this before I ever did cigarettes drut like I was.

720
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: This is fourth fifth grade getting fillings, which I got

721
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: all the time because I ate so much candy. I

722
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: remember not knowing what Nitris did, just knowing that they

723
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: gave it to me. I had no concept of what

724
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: this could be. I didn't know what drugs where, I

725
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: didn't know what an altered state of mind was. And

726
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: I used to come up with a tool where I

727
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: would go I'd breathe out of my mouth and I'd

728
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: suck in through my nose as much as possible. So

729
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: I was already like a drug addict when I was

730
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: a kid, Like I remember not making it really tight

731
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: over my nose and worrying about that it wasn't tight enough,

732
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: that I wasn't getting enough, and I would get so looby,

733
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: and I would stare at the little pieces on the

734
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: wall that I was doing again today, you know, like

735
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: the wall of a dentist is the same everywhere where.

736
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: It has this like kind of speckled tiling. And then

737
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: I would stare at a spot and I would try

738
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: to keep staring at that spot and be like that

739
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: spot has never gotten stared at before, and I'm gonna

740
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: give that spot it's do. It was so weird, but

741
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: I was doing that all again today. What the music

742
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: and dentist office was always like that, like not elevator,

743
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: but like slow jams, like like oh, cry shoulder today

744
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: on TV. Yes, there would be soap oppers on TV. Yes,

745
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: it would be like some kind of yes your courage.

746
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 1: It takes yes, one man to leap through his own

747
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: teeth to get bracest or something. Oh for you burner

748
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: like like to say, what it is? I see the

749
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: one time at the dentist that I went to in

750
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: New York, who I love that dennist. I forget his

751
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: name now, but he would play serious, but he would

752
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: play his station that he liked. And one day it

753
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: really and I've said this before, it was you're crazy, bitch,

754
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: but your funk so good. I'm on top over one off.

755
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: He was in my mouth when this was going on.

756
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: Jesus put a glove on. Yeah, it was wild. Yeah,

757
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: I haven't seen dentist story. I'll say it. Keep on

758
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: all right. Wait is it from recently? No? Of course not. Okay,

759
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. One of these kids at the

760
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: driving range to day asked if I was lost a

761
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: tooth just walk by me, goes, did you lose a tooth?

762
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: And I go, you know what? You know me? Why

763
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: did he ask that? Gum in my mago it's gum.

764
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm talking about your shitty teeth. No,

765
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: he did it, but I was just like, dude, that's

766
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: like pretty. I've never been asked that in my life.

767
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: If you listen to I don't know. I was like,

768
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: fuck you kid and your tooth fairy is not coming

769
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: for you. He's like, you're right, did you find a

770
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: tooth on the ground? And he was just I was

771
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: chewing white gum and I think he saw the gum

772
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: in my mouth and he thought I just had a

773
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: tooth floating around, just chew on fairy. Wind broke. She

774
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: had a hard year. My mom had to sell the

775
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: jaguar to get me the money, Like, we can't keep

776
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: up with all of us. They got rid of my

777
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: pillows just so they haven't anywhere to put the cash.

778
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: Fucking Jesus, I missed my teeth. Okay, what's up? Noah? Alright.

779
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,479
Speaker 1: So there's a new stuff, and it finds that going

780
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: to a festival can leave you more connected to humanity

781
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 1: and more willing to help strangers for at least six

782
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: months afterwards. WHOA, that's a lot or any festival, any

783
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: kind of festival, a compassionate taber for six months afterwards. Yeah,

784
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: Strawberry festival, a bluegrass festival, a Coachella. Like, if you're

785
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: fifty years old, we don't want you at a festival.

786
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: You don't belong at a festival. Way, there's a lot

787
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,919
Speaker 1: of TikTok cie come across that are ironic, they're they're

788
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: making fun of They're so good at pretending to be

789
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: cringe that they're making fun of it. So a lot

790
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: of times I've been like this. Every time I see

791
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: it on Reddit, there has to be a discussion in

792
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: the comments about is this real or not? Because this

793
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: person might be mocking people who actually make videos, but

794
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: this person was. It felt like, you know, there's always

795
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: that one like older guide is just enjoying himself, really free.

796
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: It's really young. People really don't think they're going to age.

797
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: They really don't think they'll be the guy. And guess what,

798
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: I secretly don't think I will either. I'm thirty eight,

799
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: but I really do not plan on being sixty. At

800
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: some point, I was seeing ladies. By the way, if

801
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: I here's here's I'll tell you what. A million dollars

802
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: a million dollars concer milking my sister. I spent on

803
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: four tickets, and three of the people that went with me, yes,

804
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: that's everyone that went with me didn't really enjoy it.

805
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: I had to leave before the finale. Was it well

806
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: before the finale? Yes, about three songs before it? Um

807
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: and for six months now you're gonna be a better

808
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: I had a million dollars. I would buy tickets to

809
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 1: a show and not get to hear the song million

810
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: dollars because it was ninth on the set list, and

811
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: my friends got really tired. I had to leave fucking early.

812
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: Why because they had to get up early. No, I

813
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: was the only one that had to get up early. Now,

814
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: it's not true. Jin Blossoms into the wet sparcket we got.

815
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: We got there for jin Blossoms, which were great. But

816
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: here's the wild thing. And by the way, they didn't

817
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: want to They wanted to leave early because it wasn't

818
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: as great as we would have hoped. And I will

819
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: give them that. And I would have said till the

820
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: end if they weren't there, but they were, and I

821
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: didn't mind leaving earlier. I really didn't um Jin Blossoms

822
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: and articularities I did not know. First of all, Jin Blossoms.

823
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: Those songs are so good. I love them so much.

824
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: I realized I didn't do my research. The guy that

825
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: wrote you know, hey, Jealousy, and then the other follow

826
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: you down. And then there was another one that I loved.

827
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: He killed himself like the same year they blew up.

828
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: He couldn't take it like so he did. I think

829
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: there's one live performance of them after they blew up

830
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: on Letterman and then he killed himself. And so the

831
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: lead singer was not the writer of the songs. It

832
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: was the lead guitarist. So they kept going. But the

833
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: person that wrote those songs, which me, I don't really

834
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: like singers as much as I like songwriters. Singers are

835
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: great if they write the songs too, but I'm not

836
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: really interested in hearing people sing songs that they didn't

837
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: right themselves. I mean, yes, I love Whitney Houston and

838
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: Celine Dion right Martino. Marke Carrey writes all her own songs.

839
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that impressive Britney spears, but there's something

840
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: added when the person wrote the song. It just is.

841
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: And so it took something from me to see them.

842
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: Even though his voice was still perfect. The Jin Blossoms

843
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: lead singer perfect. They were great. They were truly great.

844
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: Barney Ladies they start and I'm like, where's the other guy?

845
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: They broke up. They split up in two thousand five.

846
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: The Bartecko Ladies I Know and Love split up in

847
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: two thousand five. The Brown Hair Guy I know there

848
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: was I remember there's one of the glasses that goes,

849
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: hold no no. That guy is the one that the

850
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: one that um Chicken China, Chinese Chicken. The guy that

851
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 1: sings that part, he is not in the band anymore

852
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: then the other guy that's like um instrumental Ed Ed Robertson,

853
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: who is still in the band, is fucking amazing and

854
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,479
Speaker 1: covers both parts seamlessly. But there is something I think

855
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: that um the I had talked to Baba Booe earlier

856
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: on in the day, weirdly enough, because I did a

857
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: thing for Howard Stern, and he told me that the

858
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,959
Speaker 1: guy that left Bar Naked Ladies is fine with leaving

859
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: them because he wrote the theme song for Big Bang Theory,

860
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: so he gets all of the residuals from that and

861
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: he'll be set for life. Even though they did do

862
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: that song during the show, which I think they can

863
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: you can do. What are you doing? What are you counting?

864
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: The syllables Bear Naked Ladies, Big Bang Theory very similar?

865
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: My god? What what is this conspiracy? Um? But they

866
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: didn't play the hits. They played Brian Wilson. They played

867
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: Million Dollars, which I didn't see because it was the end.

868
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: They but I saw the set list later on they played, um,

869
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: you know it's been They played, um Kursen, by the way,

870
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: does the best it's been that has ever been recorded.

871
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: It is seriously flawless. Um real quick though, Wait, do

872
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: we have time to tell this before the break? All right,

873
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: you want, let's take a quick break and come back

874
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: with more of us whatever this Columbine, I went there

875
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: a second time, right, So I went at night with

876
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: the ghost Woman. No, this is good. You'll like this. No.

877
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: I told the ghost Woman story to Branda today in

878
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: the car and she kind of found it fascinating. It

879
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,479
Speaker 1: is fascinating. Thank you. I'm glad someone did. Okay, so

880
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 1: you guys are just like okay, um, but I probably

881
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: told it wrong. So um, during the day we go.

882
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: So I would love to hear her side. Oh my god,

883
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: ghost woman, if you were, if someone can locate ghost

884
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: Christian Woman somewhere, which, by the way, last night, I

885
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: have to say I got a little bit nervous. But

886
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: Coal Bear has never had me on any never is

887
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: going to have me on. But I'm a little annoyed.

888
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: I saw a clip of cold Bear like doing you know,

889
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: he toss us to a really funny sketch that I'm

890
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: sure was written by his writers who are on the

891
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: right side of things. And I believe Colbart is on

892
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 1: the right side of things, but he's practicing devout Catholic

893
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: and roe Versus Wade was overturned because of religion and

894
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: because of powerful men in in religion and its all.

895
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: Catholicism is a bad thing. And I know that you

896
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: might be Catholic out there. Why and it's the Catholic

897
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: Church does good. Like I said yesterday, I love people

898
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: that get saved by Jesus and get their life together

899
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: like I'm spiritual, I believe in God. Catholicism is disgusting.

900
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: It's a bad it's they they You should see the

901
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: amount of there just was a list. There's been a

902
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: hundred and three thousand children molested by bad like the

903
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: Catholic Church aided and abedded there. It's it's a bad organization.

904
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: And I don't care if I lose followers from it.

905
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: I don't like Catholicism. Catholics I do like, I just

906
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: think that they are they are being you know, brainwashed,

907
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: thank you so cold bet, which I've always felt like,

908
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: why is he Catholic, How can you be that funny

909
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 1: and that like and I get it his he lost

910
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: his family in a plane, like he did. He did

911
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: a character I know, but he but he's still the person,

912
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: you know, outwardly spoken against Trump and the Republicans like

913
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: doing the right stuff. But last night he pitched to

914
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: this I saw online. He pitched this video about like

915
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: girls doing pregnant. It's a commercial for pregnancy test and

916
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: all you do is piano stick and you find out

917
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: if you have a rights or not. It's really funny,

918
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: so like it just says rights or no rights, and

919
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: it's always no rights, and then it's like a girl

920
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: is like and then at one point there's like Brett

921
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: Kavanaugh's face shows up on it, and the girls like,

922
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this again, and they're like, you can't.

923
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: Those aren't reasonable. She's like, I just want a piano's

924
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: face And it's funny, but I don't know that I

925
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: really want to have my political satire about women slowly

926
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: losing their rights in such a profound way that like

927
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: my mom, my mom cried when she got the news,

928
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Like women, whether or not you understand this in your

929
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: themen out there listening being like, it's not that big

930
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: of a deal. It is a big deal. I was

931
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: on the road, so I wasn't able to let it

932
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: like in my heart and how bad this is and

933
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: how it's not looking good. And as a woman who

934
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: doesn't even know, I can't even conceive, probably so it's

935
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: not going to affect me, but of course it will

936
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: affect me, um, because you know it's it's gonna affect

937
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: everyone that women can't get access to abortion, and it's terrifying,

938
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: and it's as nothing, nothing, nothing to do with children's lives.

939
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: Some people are very anti abortion because of children's lives.

940
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: God love you. You have a right to feel that way.

941
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: I really love you. If you think that life begins

942
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: at conception, if you think it's murder, like I, I

943
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: will hear your argument. But this is not about that.

944
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: This is about men wanted to control women's bodies and

945
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: being threatened and wanting to punish women for being quote

946
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: unquote sluts. That's what I believe, and I believe it

947
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: is also and you know I'm I'm an idiot, but

948
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: I believe it is religion. This is all religion based

949
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: in that we are we give more. You know, we

950
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: we pretend like the Bible as facts, but the Bible

951
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: gets more credibility as factual than I was gonna say.

952
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: When we were in Mississippi Show and Brandon Mississippi that

953
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: got canceled. I was gonna say, you know, I looked

954
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: up interesting facts about Brandon Mississippi, but it said you're

955
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: in Mississippi. Do you mean interesting fake news about Because

956
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: facts don't matter, but the Bible does for some reason. Anyway,

957
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: I just put on my Instagram last night, like, I

958
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: don't like Colbert giving me political satire about this as

959
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: a devout, practicing Catholic. No, And I wonder if anyone

960
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: else feels that way, because I just feel like it's hypocritical. Meanwhile,

961
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm the biggest fucking hypocrite alive about many many things.

962
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: I realized no one can be perfect. I'm great, I'm

963
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: grateful that he even seminates things that might go against

964
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: his Catholic uh beliefs. But I still find it a

965
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: little bit wonky, and I don't I really don't want

966
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: to hear men giving comedy about this. I don't really

967
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,439
Speaker 1: want to unless you're actually furious about it. I don't

968
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: want quirky comedy about like Piana stick and find out

969
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: if you have rights? How insane is that that that's

970
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: a comedy bit that we're joking that women, it's so

971
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: close we're literally losing our rights. This is episode one

972
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: of Handmade Stale, which is the only episode I've seen

973
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 1: because it was so fucking scary. That all it's a

974
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: modern society where women suddenly all their money is being

975
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: shifted to their husband's bank accounts. That is not that

976
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: far off from this, you guys, I don't believe, and

977
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 1: maybe I hope I'm proven wrong. No, I mean these states,

978
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: including Missouri, it's fucking wild, Like somebody's read states like

979
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: even if like in Alabama, if you get raped by

980
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: your own father and you're twelve years old, you have

981
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: to carry the baby to term or you go to

982
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: jail for life. Like that's literally the law right now,

983
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: Like that is the actual law that if you like,

984
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: it's just you know certain states, Missouri being one of them, Missouri.

985
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: If you go in for like an a topic pregnancy

986
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: and you need to they, like so many states, they

987
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: just won't do it. Don't have to go and then

988
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: you probably you might die because you gotta drive ten hours,

989
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: and you gotta then you gotta prove, you got to

990
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: prove to them that you're sick enough to get an abortion.

991
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: You gotta prove that you're dying. Oh yeah, and some

992
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,319
Speaker 1: of them can opt out of it. And by the way,

993
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: a list came out that The New York Times put

994
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: out yesterday where everyone was like praising all these companies

995
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: for being able to pay for women's abortions to fly

996
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: on the state funk that list. Thank you for those

997
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: companies stepping up. What woman wants to tell her fucking

998
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: boss that she needs to go get an abortion mentioned

999
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: and these are all companies. These are fortune companies. No

1000
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: one I want to see Hollister make this rule or

1001
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: best Buy or Schnooks. It's not going to happen a

1002
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: quick trip. Yeah, those companies. I saw something interesting with

1003
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: that in the sense of these companies are like, yeah,

1004
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: we're doing it because good, but because it would cost

1005
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: him more if women actually got pregnant and had babies. Right.

1006
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: It's actually like something out somewhere where they're like, listen,

1007
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: if we just send these women off to Las Vegas

1008
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: for a weekend, girls weekend, here's some fatting on go

1009
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: to town. But the other thing too, is that with

1010
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: these companies to be able to like like, it's not

1011
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: gonna be as easy as like, oh, here's for a grant.

1012
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go through so many steps to

1013
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: get the money to you know what I mean. It's

1014
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: not like, oh, we'll take care of your this is

1015
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: And by the way, getting abortions isn't fun. No one

1016
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: wants to get one. By the way, this isn't Girls

1017
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 1: aren't using it, as you know. Maybe I'm not gonna

1018
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: say no one uses it a contraception and it's like, oh,

1019
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna abortion, not a big deal. Of course,

1020
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: people have said that is not what is going on here.

1021
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: And if you make a high school girl who had

1022
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 1: sex keep her baby because you decided to have sex,

1023
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: girl who doesn't even who doesn't even know how to

1024
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: drive yet, who who is not old enough to go

1025
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: fight and war, was not old enough to have a

1026
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: gun even though you wish she were, because you're trying

1027
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,959
Speaker 1: to change that law, probably how is that girl able

1028
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: to make a decision like to have sex. And you

1029
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: and I have a joke in my act now about

1030
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: and it's not even about rope versus Wade. But it's about,

1031
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: you know, teaching girls how to give hand jobs early on,

1032
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: like in middle school, as a part of sex, and

1033
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: so that girls don't sleep with boys too soon, because

1034
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: girls know they need to get guys off. They want

1035
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: guys to like them. Girls in high school are not

1036
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: having sex because they enjoy sex. Maybe some of them

1037
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: are because they started in middle school and they figured

1038
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: it out. But sex with I go in my act,

1039
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: I say, have you ever fucked a high schooler? Come on,

1040
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: it's not enjoyable. I was a teacher. And then people

1041
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: go oh, and I go, And so I've talked to

1042
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: my students about it. But girls that are not having

1043
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: sex in high schools because they're such sluts and they

1044
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: need to get their holes filled and they just love

1045
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: it so much and they can't help it. They don't

1046
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: care what the consequences because they're just slooty sluts that

1047
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: want boys, just want to control men. They do it

1048
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: because they want boys to like them. So for them

1049
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: to be punished by bringing a life into this world

1050
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: for that, you're you're fucking insane. And that's all say

1051
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: on to do so much to not get pregnant, Yeah,

1052
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: you have to do so much just a fun normally

1053
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: you have to do so much. I swear to God,

1054
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: there is no We all know that it takes two

1055
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: to tango, but there is no talk of any accountability.

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00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: There's no talk of condoms, there's no talk of absence.

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Speaker 1: There's no talk of literally teaching girls how to giving

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00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: an jumps. There's no preventative thing talk about. Well, if

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00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: you think, if you think abortion is being used as contraception,

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00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: you're giving them no choice because there's no way to

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00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,399
Speaker 1: prevent sex before that, because girls and girls are being

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00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: sexualized so much, sooner than ever before, because of TikTok.

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00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: Like men want women to be sexualized younger because they're gross,

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00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 1: and yet they punish them when they do enjoy sex

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Speaker 1: at a younger age. It's or an older age. I

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Speaker 1: don't care when you're getting an abortion. And God, I

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00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: mean I hate the constitution stuff too, because then they're

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00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: the Constitution I heard. I mean the Second Amendment is

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00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: already like we're like, come on, that was written when

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00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: there were muskets that needed to be fifteen and to

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00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: say we actually in there to get amendment you need

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00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: like six approval rate, which is impossible. That will never happen.

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Speaker 1: All I want. It's just people to be mad, that's

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00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: all like. And I know that anger is just a

1075
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: scary thing, especially for a woman I don't need for myself.

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00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: I felt guilty on Friday because I just didn't care.

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00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: It almost felt like when the Uvaldi shooting happened and

1078
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: I was talking on this podcast where I was and

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00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: I even posted like I'm done, like I was reading

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00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: that Parkland book, like I know what what the gun

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00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 1: legislation is, like it's never gonna happen. I give up,

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00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: And I want to not be in that state of

1083
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: like it's over. I give up, because that's when they win.

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00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: We cannot stop being mad, we cannot stopping loud and angry.

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00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: Even when they're pulling us away and locking us up,

1086
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: we still need to be angry because you can't give up.

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00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: Dan Rather had this great quote that I posted on

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00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: my Instagram that I just want to read um and

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00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: that will go to our Reddit dump and we'll get

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00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 1: off this subject. But I just needed to say something

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00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: about it. The Dan Rather quote that I love um

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00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: that has now gone, but my dad sent it to me.

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00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: Funck hold on, let me just pull this up. My

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00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,439
Speaker 1: dad sent it to me because he was like, oh,

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00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: I really looked, you know, in my dad's voice. One second,

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Speaker 1: one second, one second, one second, Dad, where are you?

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00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: Wh where are you dead? Where are you? One second?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? Ede. Oh so the Dan rather it

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00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: was on like a series of things that he had written,

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Speaker 1: but it said, sometimes major setbacks proceed and even spur

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00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: transformational victories. So this is a major, major setback, but

1102
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: sometimes it's a thing you need to happen where they

1103
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: take too much. They've taken a little here and there,

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00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: they keep whittling it off in a way that we

1105
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: get angry, but not all of us get angry. This

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00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: is such an egregious one that feels like such a

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00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: loss and maybe the end of times for women in

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00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: a way. But it also could be the thing that

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00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 1: they're their mistake, that they made, that they took too much,

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00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: and now we're going to fucking get really mad. You

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00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: know what I was thinking about that, because I think

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00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: this can be an amazing catalyst. I know women don't

1113
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 1: want to hear guys say that that, oh we want

1114
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: your support, please. I want men to be outspoken. But

1115
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: what I'm worried about and I thought I don't know.

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00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: This is a weird conspiracy. I might have that. Like

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00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: so in the past, presidents like you have they have

1118
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: the ability to not listen to the Supreme Court, like

1119
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how it's done, but they have done.

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Speaker 1: There's president of them going no, we're not listening to

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00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: you fucking nine or whatever. Fuck you, We're not doing

1122
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: what it happened with slavery with Lincoln. Ye. What I'm

1123
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: worried about is Biden does that and then Republicans go, hey,

1124
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: look at how they're not listening to the Supreme Court.

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00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: And then the Republicans use it to say they're not

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00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: they're going over us, they don't even care. And did

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00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: they use that to fucking yeah, that's like a conspiracy.

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00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully isn't true. I just want to remind people because

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00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, and we really will move on.

1130
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: But I know if you're annoyed with what I'm saying,

1131
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: please don't skip past this, because I don't think people

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00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: in our age and even lower know this. Clarence Thomas,

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00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: who is the one that reversed versus way, he was

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00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 1: one of the you know, do you know does every

1135
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: thing first it? Do you know what he did, what

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00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: he was tried for, what he was accused of by

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00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: Anita Hill, because I didn't know. I mean, I knew

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00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: little things, but I was a young child at the time.

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00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: Clarence Thomas, who is one of the Supreme Court justices. Uh,

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Speaker 1: a woman who served h Oh, here's another woman. Okay,

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00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: So let me just get it straight, so I know

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00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: all the details. Um, Anita and court guys are in

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00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: there for life? What else is like? And they get

1144
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: in a president George Bush nominated Clarence Thomas. Blah blah

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00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Um, he had good character. He was

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00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 1: being presented as a primary qualification for the High Court

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00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: because he had only been a judge for slightly more

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00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: than one year. Oh, that means that seems like he

1149
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: would be great. Um. Thomas's domination and his confirmation seemed

1150
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: assured until a report of a private interview of Hill

1151
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: Anita Hill by the FBI was leaked to the press.

1152
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: The hearings were then reopened, and Hill was called publicly testified, sober,

1153
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: and televised hearings that Thomas, Clarence Thomas sexually harassed her

1154
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: while he was her supervisor at the Department of Education.

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00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 1: Um so, oh, here we go. One question on why

1156
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 1: she followed Thomas to the second job after he had

1157
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: already allegedly harassed her. Why would she do that? She

1158
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: said that um uh, she said, working in a reputable

1159
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: position within the civil rights field had been her ambition. Okay,

1160
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: so you put up with stuff, even especially stuff that

1161
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: you know you're never gonna actually have justice over. Your

1162
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: boss will bribe do the same thing? Yeah? So, um,

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Speaker 1: she said, And at the time, it had appeared that

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00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: his sexual overtures had ended when she took the second job. Um,

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00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: so this is what he used to uh So. Thomas

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00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: asked her out socially many times during her two years

1167
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: of employment as his as his assistant, and after she

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00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: declined as request, he used work situations to discuss sexual subjects.

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00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: He spoke about having sex with animals, having sex with women,

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00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: um uh, film showing group sex or rape scenes. Uh.

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00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: He's talked about his own sexual pro prowess and details

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Speaker 1: of his anatomy. Um. He'll also recounted an instance in

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01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: which Thomas examined a can of coke on his desk

1174
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: and asked, who has put pubic hair on my coke? Um,

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01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: he put pubic hair on a can of coke. That

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01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: was the thing he did. I believe. Um, this guy

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01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: is still why is he still forgotten money from political

1178
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: parties before? Like that's proven. Um, you know, like four

1179
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: of them also said they weren't going to overturn rovers

1180
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: Wade in their interviews. If anyone has an extra because

1181
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't want to. I'll go through this

1182
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: whole thing later, maybe pepper and stuff throughout the week.

1183
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: But we need to remember that is and to talk

1184
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: about Brett Kavanaugh, I mean accused of rape as well.

1185
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Have you've been accused of rape, you don't

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01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: get to be on the Supreme Court. There's a lot

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01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: of people that haven't been accused of rape. And I

1188
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: know you're like, well, then anyone would just come up

1189
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 1: and say I he raped me? And now you did

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Speaker 1: you watch her testimony? Any come on, don't. No one's

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Speaker 1: a good one. She doesn't want to be famous, she

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01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 1: doesn't want Give me one example of a rape victim

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01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: who has gotten famous from accusing someone of rape. I

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01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: just give me one person that I can think of

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01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: that has had a career based off No. No, I'm

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01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: not saying, before you go into me because of what happened.

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01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying she used that as she'd rather that

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01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: not happened, of course, But I'm just saying, I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: of someone that I could even think of that made

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Speaker 1: an accusation. Not no, she she turned it into a

1201
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: handbag company, this which did not want to be famous.

1202
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking about someone who clearly their motive was I

1203
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: want a TV show, I want to be on TV.

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01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: The one I can think of. She only got famous.

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01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: She didn't want to be famous. She got famous from

1206
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: my point. My point is I can't even think of it.

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Speaker 1: So there isn't anyone. Yea, yeah, there's no one. Okay,

1208
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: Reddit dumped, Well, Johnny Depp, he just got three million?

1209
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: Did you do that? No? Disgusting, But you know what,

1210
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: I believe this is your Reddit dump. Final thoughts on

1211
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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I think they're both terrible. Okay,

1212
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm not blaming. I'm not victim shaming Johnny Depp.

1213
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was a victim to abuse from Amber Heard.

1214
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: But do I think he was a saint? Hell? No?

1215
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: Do I think she was a victim too? Yes? I

1216
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: do okay, final thought. Okay, so here's your Reddit dump.

1217
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Speaker 1: We're getting onto light stuff. Thank you if you stayed

1218
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: through that, You're going to do another final thought. Oh

1219
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: excorry to me to say final thought, keep it in,

1220
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: I mean, redd it dump. Okay. So, um, here's a

1221
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: great question that I wanted your input on because I

1222
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: really don't know the answer to this. I believe I

1223
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: know my answer, but Noah and Andrew, I want you

1224
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: to weigh in. Um. This is from Dating Advice Dating

1225
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: Underscore Advice. Can you be completely platonic with someone after

1226
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: you have had sex with them? Now? This is from

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01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: someone who wrote, So, I'm a female in a long

1228
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: distance relationship with a guy. He is a friend that

1229
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: really likes him and obviously has a crush on him.

1230
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: They had sex once a long time ago. He said

1231
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: he was bored with no attachment at the time, and

1232
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: he had zero attraction towards her. That's quotes. They're going

1233
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: out to a movie this weekend, and honestly, I'm jealous one.

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01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid that he will start to like her

1235
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: or want to have sex with her too. I'm just

1236
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: jealous that she gets to go on a date with

1237
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: him while I can't even get to see him. Three.

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01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: I would be completely fine if they were going with

1239
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: another friend, not just the two of them. My questions

1240
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: are am I wrong for feeling this way? Can this

1241
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: relationship be completely platonic after they had sex and one time,

1242
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: just one time? Um, what do you think? Yeah? I

1243
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: think yeah, one time. Yeah, I think it's it's like

1244
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: a I even think a relationship. I know that would

1245
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: be hard for me. So what about like an ex

1246
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 1: wife that like they've been through it, they had kids.

1247
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: Like I if I dated a guy who had an

1248
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: ex wife in his life and they were still friends

1249
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: and maybe she lived in the house next door and

1250
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: they like co parented, I wouldn't give a fuck. It's

1251
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: so definite, Like it's so like we're broken up, we

1252
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: through the divorcee, right, Yeah, one of they are friends.

1253
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: There are some people that stay best friends with their

1254
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: ex wife. I know, like actually a few people guys

1255
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 1: that are like, actually, we just turned into the greatest

1256
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: friends and we love each other so much. They say,

1257
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: I love you, you know, I wish I could say,

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01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: I'd be completely fine. I'm talking about you. If you

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01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: think about someone that you've had sex with, the best

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01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: do you think that you could be in a totally

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Speaker 1: platonic relationship. Yes, so the answer is yes, it's true.

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01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: But whether or not you'd be okay with it does

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01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: not matter because the fact is you'd be okay with

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01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: it and it would not be about sex. But if

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01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: someone like like if your girlfriend in this situation, UM,

1266
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: had a problem with it, she would be wrong because

1267
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: you're telling me that you you could totally have that,

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01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter if I wish, I wish I

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01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: was the other way too, Like I wish, But can't

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01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: you see then that it would be the same. Um? No, G.

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01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: I know that you were kind of answering for like

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Speaker 1: if your boyfriend were friends with like if you were

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01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: this girl, But thee friends at the beginning is can

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01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: you be completely can you know, be completely platonic with

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01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: someone after you have had sex with them? From experience

1276
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: I had of friends with benefits situation, I was able

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01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: to be platonic and then he was able to be

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01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: platonic too, and we both got into separate relationships. But

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01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: our friendship kind of dwindled, and I think UM, because

1280
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: we had sex, he thought that like he could you know,

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01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: just be like extra flirty with me and stuff. Um,

1282
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: and I think it just fizzled out. It didn't work,

1283
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: but not from jealousy or anything. It's just naturally fizzled.

1284
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: Got It's interesting that guys like friends with benefits and

1285
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: it's like, oh no, no, I just wanted benefits. I

1286
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: didn't want friends. I just wanted to benefits like you.

1287
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: Weren't your benefits with benefits like you were just benefits.

1288
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 1: Both of us started hooking up after we both got

1289
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: out of relationships that we wanted to be out of.

1290
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 1: And then when I got into a new relationship, um,

1291
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: it was brand new. We were at a bar and

1292
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: I introduced him to my new boyfriend and he goes, oh, yeah,

1293
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: she's a wild one or something like that. And from

1294
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: there my X was like, something's up with those two. No, No,

1295
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: that's that's where the other person tries to threaten, because

1296
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: it's it really is about the other person. Like this

1297
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: girl doesn't trust the other girl. She trust her boyfriend,

1298
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: she just doesn't trust the other girl. That this girl

1299
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: is thinking she has a one up. That's why I

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01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: always say, if Chris were to, like, you know, if anything,

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01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 1: if our relationship were to open up in any way,

1302
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: which it's not. But if we ever did something like that,

1303
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: I would need the girl that he goes out with

1304
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: or spends time with, or if he was you know,

1305
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: there's people that I think he's been with and he's

1306
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: now friends with that he spent he spends a lone

1307
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: time with. If they're in the same city and they

1308
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: meet up, the he just has to be very clear

1309
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: to them that he is in a relationship with me,

1310
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: Like he has to tell them, and then as long

1311
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: as they know that trial you want, honey, it's just

1312
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: like good luck to you. And that's I feel. But

1313
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: if if it were a thing where he's if someone

1314
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: is choosing to be friends with someone they slept with

1315
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: before and they're not bringing me in on it, or

1316
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: they're not like as not not that he just talks

1317
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: to me, like if he doesn't invite me to or

1318
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: like make me want to be Like I can choose

1319
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 1: whether or not I want to be friends with this

1320
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: girl that he slept with before. This is a you know,

1321
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: a fake scenario. But if I want to be friends

1322
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 1: with her and she doesn't and he doesn't allow that

1323
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 1: or like keeps it separate, keep it separated, I'm going

1324
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 1: to have a problem. So if you were in the

1325
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: same I would find it find it hard to be

1326
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: in the room though and see like a connection even

1327
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: if it's not sexual, but like a flirting nous, even

1328
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: if even if I know they don't there one time,

1329
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that would be hard for me.

1330
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: Early on where Chris was friends with this girl and

1331
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: I liked her, like, we hung out and and I

1332
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 1: found out retroactively because I hadn't asked. It wasn't even

1333
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: something that came up. It didn't need to come up

1334
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: because it was so platonic, but I I came up

1335
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: later and then i'm, i'm, you know, usual suspects, suspects

1336
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 1: saying it being like, wait, was there any And then

1337
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: we hung out later, and there was something about it

1338
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: that I loved because I don't know, I I know

1339
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: that i'm I'm have like different beliefs about these things,

1340
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: but there was something about it that made me like

1341
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: that they had that connection at one point, that that

1342
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: they got over it and now they have this friendship

1343
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: and that you know, I've had sex with people that

1344
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: when I see them and sit across the table from them,

1345
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm the whole time, I'm like, I cannot believe his

1346
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 1: penis has been in my mouth and it's not me going,

1347
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't. I'm getting like wet thinking

1348
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 1: about it. I'm just like, oh my god, like his

1349
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: his penis. This guy you know fifteen years ago, I

1350
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,919
Speaker 1: I like swallowed his semen like to me, it's funnier.

1351
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: It's not like sexually charged. So but I can't understand

1352
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 1: where there are still flirtatious things going on between two

1353
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: people that claim to now be platonic. That would very

1354
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: much upset me, even though they aren't going to cheat

1355
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: on me. If there was any kind of flirtation, I mean,

1356
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: it would kind of make me horny. But I'm weird,

1357
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: but I would see how someone would not want me

1358
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: to I would not be friends with someone I slept

1359
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: with if I had a boyfriend, if there was still

1360
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: something like it's impressive that you can. I've always because

1361
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,599
Speaker 1: I know some of the guys that you have slept

1362
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: within the past, and you are able like almost like

1363
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: a professor compartimentalized the fact that you used to have

1364
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: sex and it really really truly doesn't feel I don't

1365
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: feel any vibe of that because you're if you will

1366
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: know sometimes like this guy that I used to hook

1367
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: up with is coming to the show tonight, or this

1368
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: guy you know, and then he will come to the

1369
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: show and I'll see because I know I can see you.

1370
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: You don't You're you are bad at bluffing, so I

1371
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: can see when you're kind of like like like looking

1372
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,800
Speaker 1: like for things and then later and you're always someone

1373
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 1: to be like if I do have a connection when

1374
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: I was single, if I did have a connection with someone,

1375
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: let's say a new person, you'd be like that cameraman

1376
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: on you, I saw a little you were. You're very

1377
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 1: perceptive about if there's a vibe and you always get

1378
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,799
Speaker 1: it right, you really do. But there it's so refreshing

1379
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,040
Speaker 1: when I've been like wait, did you sense a like

1380
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: did you sense anything? And you're like nothing. It's always

1381
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: like very nice that you like, did have anything to

1382
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 1: like hooking up with them, and I'm like them, yeah,

1383
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm like fucking they're so less famous than you. I know,

1384
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,200
Speaker 1: but he's my uncle and so I feel like I

1385
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: don't know be able to come backstage. All right, well

1386
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: we caught a lot. Oh I already did. Final thought,

1387
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 1: we can go, do you want to rap? We didn't

1388
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: wrap yesterday. I know, I thought you were over. I

1389
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 1: thought the break we were done with rapping. I mean,

1390
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 1: we don't. Why don't we do a different genre of music?

1391
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: Well we can just may be able to do not

1392
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 1: a country, maybe just ballots or like just a song

1393
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: like the way you do because you kind of gave

1394
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,040
Speaker 1: up on the song today, so maybe we switched it

1395
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: to the end. Yeah, maybe I'll do wrap another day.

1396
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 1: So today I'm going to do a press tour for

1397
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,799
Speaker 1: my upcoming special and maybe something more the second season

1398
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: f Boys coming July four, And then two days later,

1399
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 1: you're gonna see a special from me. Go on HBO

1400
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: and HBO Max and you'll see me standing with a

1401
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: bunch of hot jacked guys. And then you'll see my

1402
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: special called Good Clean Filth, which is the first time

1403
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: you're hearing that word. Those words, I'm telling you the

1404
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: name of my special. I'm announcing it here, Good Clean Filth,

1405
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: July six, HBO. Since we're promoting things, I got a

1406
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: surprise to I'm headlining my first show, What's It to You.

1407
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in Nashville August thirty, f I at

1408
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 1: seven pm, So please come out. Best us and what

1409
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: night of the week so that we can get specific.

1410
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, Tuesday, Indushville is great. Tuesday night, August thirty,

1411
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: the last day of August. It's Tuesday night. It's the

1412
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: second till it's the penalty McKnight of August Nashville. Plan

1413
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: a trip, Go, plan a girl's trip, stay the weekend,

1414
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: and then stay through Wednesday. Listen, it's August. A bunch

1415
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: of teachers are still off work. Maybe one last week.

1416
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: You plan a trip around going to see Andrew. If

1417
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 1: he sells out Zaans on a Tuesday night, they'll book

1418
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,760
Speaker 1: him for a weekend and you'll make it. Things right.

1419
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 1: Um So if you are yeah, if you are in

1420
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 1: the Nastal area, definitely make the drive. Go out. And

1421
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 1: Andrew will do meet and greets after the show. He'll

1422
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: take pictures. He will be so grateful with my teeth.

1423
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: He'll take request of your bestie and you like have

1424
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: stories that you want him to like work in the jokes.

1425
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet that would be great. That

1426
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,360
Speaker 1: would be great. Well, I was thinking about, well you'll

1427
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 1: find out if you go. Okay, so um, well he'll

1428
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: be promoting that. But August. Yeah, Chris came up with it.

1429
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm very very proud of it. It's perfect. All right,

1430
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: we gotta go. We love you guys so much. Oh

1431
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 1: no audio, U the audios on that. Okay, we're good. Okay,

1432
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much, don't my god. Luigi literally

1433
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: gets excited when I say Jack because he knows it's

1434
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,599
Speaker 1: all he's gonna You're not going for a w because

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01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: I got to do press Baby dog by