WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: Goat Blood Soup 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:14.320 Cooking Yummy Food Seasons, Yummy Yummy Wrestle because you simply 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:21.599 don't have the ingredients to the podcast about cooking become Mysteries. Hi, everyone, 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:25.720 welcome to Cooking Sideways. We're changing things up a little 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.480 bit because we ran out of mysteries. So no, it's 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.760 kind of sad, but yeah, the internet is officially dry mysteries. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.720 So here we are. So this this week, we're we're 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.960 gonna do the cooking show. Are you guys ready to 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:40.400 start cooking? I totally am. Yes, we got our studio, 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.959 I'm all ready to go. So I am Devin Um 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:49.400 and I'm joined by my two assistants, Joe and Steve. Great. Yeah, 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:53.800 well I should say excuse me to cook Joe and Um. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.280 I think I think this week we're going to just 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.960 started off right. We're gonna start out with a favor 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.640 goat blood soup. I've always wanted to try this. Yeah, 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.199 good old Choopy, really good reviews of it. He really 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.120 loves this dish. So I think we're gonna try to 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.240 make him happy after running out of mysteries to um, 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:18.800 you know, deflect suspicion. Suspicion from him so un times. Yeah. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.160 So um. Well, and there was that whole incident with 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:26.040 the mm hmmm mmm. Yeah, so we really need to 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.120 make him happy. So we're going to go ahead and 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.960 get started, all right, you guys ready, So we're gonna 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.000 make some blood soup. Yeah. Chippy asked us too, and 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:35.839 while he didn't really ask us to, but we decided 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:37.960 it would be healthy. Uh, and you get to be 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.839 the taster. By the way, So it's Choppy Supy super Cobra. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.279 Where'd you get to Wrispy? It's from this book? Actually 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.360 I found it um at Powells and uh it's it 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.400 was in the occult section. Uh, there was a there's 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.520 this shelf in there that some of you may be 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:57.640 familiar with. It's it's it's labeled cursed. Please take um 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.880 it was free. Yeah, I love for stuff. That's awesome. Okay, 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.200 so m can you guys go get the stuff from 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:08.360 the goat. We need the blood, both intestines big and little, 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.760 the heart, the liver, and the pancreas. So let's go 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:17.160 where's the goat out back? Let's go get Okay, let's 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.600 go see Billy. And if you can't slaughter your own 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.760 goat store bodies is fine. Um, While they're doing that, 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.600 you'll also need half of an onion yellow as best, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.880 four cloves of garlic more if you want. I personally 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:34.000 think there's no such thing as too much garlic. So 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.040 more is enough, more more than four is fine. Vinegar 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.640 just just white vinegar. White wine vinegar is fine. Um, 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.480 but I prefer apple cider vinegar, and then of course 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:49.040 salt and pepper to taste. Well, that was fun. Hey 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:56.240 we're back. Okay, So Steve, can you clean the intestines 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.840 and the pancreas really really well? And then Joe, can 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:04.799 you start chopping the onions and garlics? Yeah? Yeah, so 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.240 we want what about the head? Is that just for garnish? 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.760 Chuck it? Yeah, you can chuck it. You should not 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.400 have brought that in here. Actually, um, decorative Actually, so 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.359 we want a nice Julianne on. The onions and the 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:18.160 garlic can just be sliced. It doesn't need to be 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:24.519 diceter or anything like that. Um. So, well you guys 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.239 are doing that. I'm going to bring a big pot 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.639 of water to a boil. Um. So here, Steve, I 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.000 think it's so um. Now can you clean the rest 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:39.280 of the inners, the heart all that stuff. Thanks. Yeah, 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.760 doing good, buddy, I'll chop from stuff over here. Yeah. Um, 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:47.000 so now I'm just rubbing the oil um all over 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:51.520 the intestines and the pancreas to kind of extra clean though. Yeah, um, 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.400 ideally you would use coconut oil, but I'm allergic to 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.520 coconut oil, so I'm gonna just gonna use veggie oil. Um, 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:01.000 but coconut oil is the ideal or um. And then 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:04.280 we're just going to toss these into the pot to 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:12.840 clean them. Okay, and this stuff is clean finally great. 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.640 Can you guys get to work cutting all the rest 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.799 of the stuff up, um, all of the other innards 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:23.360 up and into um, I think one inch pieces is 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:26.600 probably fine. Okay, check it out. I spelled my name 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:31.840 with his intestines. Uh so these are these actually looking good? Um, 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.560 so we're gonna pull them out. I'm gonna have you 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.000 guys cut the intestines and the pancreas up as well. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:39.400 All right here we are shopping away, you guys being 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:51.000 pretty good of them. I have never seen anywhere he 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:57.520 was so bad with a knife. My finger off my 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.240 up No okay, okay, no, you don't want to back 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.680 up to a guest. Jove, dude, So, Joe, you're bleeding 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:10.200 a lot, which is okay because this is blood soup, 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.920 so I'm not really that worried about it. But Steve 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:16.120 has just burned off part of his arm. Hello, I 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.160 think you guys really need to go to the emergency room. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.000 Is one of you going to be okay to drive? 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.680 I guess him not. Man, I'll let you guys fight 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.920 it out. Yeah, get get out of here. Get just 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:33.920 get thank you, thank you. We'll be back. They're idiots, jeez. Okay, 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.400 it's actually we're almost done here anyhow, So this is 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.880 this is fine, and like I said, it is blood soup, 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.840 so I'm not really worried about Joe's blood getting in 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:43.400 it a little bit. I think Choopy will kind of 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:49.000 like that. So we're just gonna put all of the 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.080 good bits into a large pot over high heat and 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:55.040 just saute it a little bit and then add about 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.960 three tablespoons of vinegar, about one teaspoon of pepper, and 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.120 about a tablespoon of salt. But really to taste, you guys, 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.520 are you should know how to cook? You guys? Um? No, 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:08.400 just add to taste, and then we're gonna toss the 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.520 onions and the garlic in and start to combine. Oh, 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.880 those are smelling great actually, really um meaty, kind of 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:19.240 like a barnyard's. It's really nice. Um. So now the 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:23.160 tricky part to do alone, but I'm going to try 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.960 it anyway, is to add the blood. Um. It's really 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.560 important that you stir constantly at this point because if 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.440 you don't, if the blood isn't moving constantly, um, it's 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.640 going to clot into a big ball, and you'll be 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:36.760 in a really bad spot. Your whole people are going 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:41.760 to be ruined. So um, here we go. Wow, okay, 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:46.440 yeah that um yep, okay, uh don't oh man, okay, 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.360 it's smelling really good actually, um, and it's it's coming 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.839 together nicely. Just um. I really love the smell of iron, 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:59.200 don't you. Yeah. Um. So once the blood turns black, um, 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.440 you can stop ring and we're gonna let that cook 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:05.480 for about thirty to thirty five minutes. Um. And you 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.280 know what, actually, since the boys aren't here, I have 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:12.880 been waiting for years. I have this little set of 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:17.560 bloopers and just really clips of them being total idiots 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.080 like normal, but even more so so I think I'm 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.000 gonna play that because Steve's our editor and I actually 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.240 don't know how to edit things. So we're just gonna 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.200 play that wall this soup cooks and then um, I'll 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.800 come back. Um, I'll just play as long as it 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:33.320 takes to cook and then and then we'll come back 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:36.640 and we'll finish up this soup. Okay, right, So here's 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:41.520 some stuff. Okay, Um, I don't remember how these things work. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.800 How does that fit? Okay? Yeah, okay, great, and here 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:52.120 we go. There you go. If you push it too much, 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.000 it goes click click, and it considers it a double clock. Okay, 0:07:55.120 --> 0:08:01.440 that's what I did. Okay, yeah, apple him, Yeah, I know. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:06.480 I'm gonna go to Adele work. Do not move to Adele. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.240 I have adel at work. It Sucks's start recording. We're 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.240 not talking about Adele the singing artist. By the way, 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:16.840 us angry emails. Because this is going someplace. Let's go. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:24.120 Let's do it, okay. John Signer, he wrote an article 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.600 and of course the the FBI immediately show up at 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.200 his doorstep when they figure out that this article is 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:37.600 out there. Sorry, you know, when you're ready. When they 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:41.800 figure out this article is out there, they talked to him. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:09:00.880 They you're good. You've gotta that was my favorite ghost. Yeah, 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.079 you sound like a stupid ghost. I almost lost it. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:10.360 I really almost lost it. You Ready, No more sneezes. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:16.600 He's not ready, I don't think so. I'm good. Keep drinking. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.320 I'll tell you that joke in an hour when we're 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.240 almost done with this story. Oh my god, if you 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:26.280 would stop talking, we could start huh huh okay what 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:36.839 mm hmmm? Where are we? Don't break it anything. I 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.640 can't make those promises. I can't make it. That's why 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:45.679 we have a little puppy guy. So theories. You're the 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.720 one who has it's you. You're the one who has 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:56.720 to edit this whatever. Her headphones were unplugged the whole time, 0:09:56.760 --> 0:10:00.280 and she had no idea. The mixer was off. There 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:06.160 you go. Yeah, I just I just took a look 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:10.160 at our mix just to make sure we've definitely never 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:14.520 done that. Yeah, oh no, never Yeah. Okay, so all right, sorry, 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:30.240 very much like that. M hmm, have no idea, yeah, brainfest. Okay, Ready, 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.800 this is why he's not drinking. To me, he's already drunk, 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.040 already hammered. I think just being with you guys are 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:42.680 sipping stuff and carbonated. My body is just getting drunk alcohol. Yeah, 0:10:46.240 --> 0:11:02.280 I would say Anita. Okay, it's Anita. That's my massage therapy. Okay, okay, alright, alright, 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:08.800 find wait for that to be in the episode. Yeah, okay, 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:15.880 let me clear the throat one more time. It wasn't 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:31.000 just me podcasters throat. There we go, podcaster. Yeah, we 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:36.280 haven't had a new one, a new illness. I'm so 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:41.360 gonna go. Yeah for benefits that yeah, yeah, put your 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:56.040 cel bell. Yeah, I have podcasters show the black love. Alright, good, okay, ready, good, okay, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:03.080 I know I'm an idiot here. Let me just fix 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.280 yourself so that we can all be in like a 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:07.640 big perfect By the way, I just tossed the chairs, 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.920 so if you want to readjust to well, Joe just 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.120 turned so he's more circly, and so I figured I'll 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.160 be more circly too. I like to we pointed that 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:22.760 way because anyone wasn't doing this to me this. Yeah, no, 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:33.480 no more pocket pool. So let's keep an ear out 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.080 for a me owing cat. I think people are crazy. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:42.720 Nod was this in the train episode The sunset limited 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.720 So it's like it's like an hour and one minute 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.080 and twenty some seconds in and I'm talking it all 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:53.360 of a sudden you just here underneath my voice. It's 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:59.679 totally it was wonderful. But it's like, I think nothing 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.280 else there's I think that I I saw it happened 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:05.360 and thought, no when you here, because I was talking 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.480 over it and it must have just totally get picked 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:11.760 up by your mike. I'm sorry about that. That's okay. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:19.120 We can always record. We can't at least we can't rerecord. Yeah, 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.679 I just dust, you know. I think that I think 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.080 my allergies with the dosas allergy to be a lot better. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:30.959 He just totally want when I was are you talking about? Okay, 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.679 I get it now. But it was job hunting a 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.439 couple of years ago. Um, there was like a post 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:40.080 on Craigslist that was like, I would like, I'm hiring 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:43.880 a housekeeper. I can't pay you, but I'm a young, 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.480 attractive man in my twenties, I'm fit, and also i'll 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.040 provide your uniform and I have a room that you 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.120 can live in. And it was like, well, that does 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:58.560 not what are you know? No, that's how people get murdered. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:03.439 What Well, there's that whole damn daddy complex that crap. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.080 That's that's the beginning, is that I'll just take care 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.880 of you. Remember I told you about that weirdo couple 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:13.360 I saw when we were in Jamaica, the Brazilian woman 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.200 who had the giant boobs with the fifty year old 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.800 man that she did not want to be with, and 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.800 he was like, he took her to Jamaica so she 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:27.200 hung out with him. You want to play this back. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.240 So they always sounded already listened to the headphones. We 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.760 were fine, it's it's coming through my speaker. Sounded weird, 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:37.440 are you because I wasn't there. No, it's fine. You 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:42.120 always sound weird. Yeah, that's true. And you say like 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:46.040 like every third word. You can't even do it. You 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.240 can't even make fun of it. That's so funny. You 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.040 can't even make yourself if they like that. Many times, 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.040 like I'm it's like, okay, you guys ready to go? Yeah, 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.800 like let's get going. Yeah, it's just like let's just go. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:03.120 Hey there, welcome to another episode of like thinking sideways. Okay, 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:10.800 let's start that again. Hey there, welcome to another episode 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:16.440 of thinking like ways. Okay, all right, now stop the 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:24.000 damn recording. Oh my god, we're fine, we're so funckey 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:32.920 Mickey McKey, Hey, Mickey, you're not going to start your 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:37.520 album here? You don't know, I don't know. I edited. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.600 We didn't need to sing a song. Sometime I'll play 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.520 the guitar. I sing songs all the time. What are 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.320 you talking to? But yeah, so'll be thinking about what 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.560 song you want to saying? Come on, lesbian seagull, let's 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.280 go all right, let's do it? Okay, where was I 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:59.360 thatchly come through? I'm waiting? Yeah? Are they being abducted though? Like, 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:04.360 do we need go save a child? Don't anymore? Regardless, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:10.760 not my child. You guys are the worst. Okay, Um, 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.600 the pronunciation Nazis are going to get us again. Well, 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:22.280 I don't want to do you guys want to record 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:25.760 a quick chuopy song? What is it? Chroop chop chop 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:35.360 chop chop tup chuper cubp? Is it like around? Is 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.480 it like ro ro row your boat? I don't think so. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:43.560 It was a seventies song, Yeah, yeah, I mean you 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:54.560 chop familiar? Yeah, choop chup chop all together now right, 0:16:55.880 --> 0:17:17.280 chop chop tupper cho cho cho. Hey, guys, welcome again 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.439 to another episode of thinking Sideways the podcast I am 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:27.399 Devin this year week, even years. Let me try New 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:35.680 Year somewhere. Yeah, I remember that one of sld on 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.760 did you hear did you ever hear that thing of 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.920 there's the one with the ants trying to take the 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.560 baby down the ant hill. Yeah, you've seen that one. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:49.879 They realize it's not going to fit well with the 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.280 first revision of that, or the first version of that 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.200 was he was they were carrying an old man, and 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.000 everybody rejected it because it's not fair that seniors are 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.480 old and can't defend themselves. So he changed it to 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:07.000 a baby and they accepted it. Okay, Joyce, I really 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:09.560 want you to put that into the next year's bloopers 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:11.639 reel so that people can hear that you guys are 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:23.160 kind of lame sometimes. Yeah, definitely deleting this ready, Okay, okay, fine, Hey, 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:27.480 let's go co we start now. This is my dog, 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:32.000 it's his normal voice. That's right. I think at the 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:37.600 rest of the time, we're ready if you would let 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:50.560 me go. Where's my ball? Oh god, hey, guys, we are. 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:57.760 We've got to get through eight pages tonight, Jesus. It's okay. 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:03.480 I'm willing to stay up late, let's go. Did you 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:13.760 mention her nickname shark bait? Oh my god, Oh my god, 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:27.560 you're gonna roll immediately into what do you call a guy? 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:32.320 When we can't do that? We really can't do that. 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.040 I really can't do that. Well, I'm gonna imagine sharks 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:39.760 later on. Just okay, but we can't choke about it. 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:47.880 I really can't joke about it. Um, you said before, 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:53.440 I said before, Okay, what I know, I wrote it 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:58.800 that way, but that's not what I meant. Take better 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:00.840 than I can write that one. Sorry, I read it 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:02.480 the math after I wrote my script. I don't know 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:16.120 what you want for me. Let's do it, but m don't, 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:36.800 don't don't. Okay, yeah, okay, ready, so did you were 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:43.800 you going to ask something specific regarding just okay? No, no, yeah, 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:49.080 it's a I'll go ahead, just continue. What what are 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:53.840 you doing? And keep telling your story? Devin? Thank you? 0:20:53.920 --> 0:21:00.199 It's okay? Are you just sitting there? You you had 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:02.480 all the time. You're always like, let's ask a funny 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:05.119 question and let Steve try to like add lib something. 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.640 But I'm not recording, so it's just gonna be amazing 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:11.959 and hilarious and avoid I don't. I just don't want 0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:14.040 to start too early, because then Steve has to edit 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:17.280 it all out. Steven doesn't care. He cares, He loves me, 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.280 cares for me, looking out for me. What got my back? 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:27.720 What's that look? I'm sorry that I'm the evil child 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:37.800 of this family. Yet to do pause for buses, suil 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:42.639 suids palm sentence Palm. Saspree is a small village in 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:46.879 southern France. Uh as of the two thousand twelve cents 0:21:47.000 --> 0:21:51.760 is as of the two thousand twelve sentence sent okay, 0:21:53.040 --> 0:22:05.280 as of the two thousand and twelve sentence Okay, all right, 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:10.960 I'm sorry. Did you not hear Joe just say don't 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:21.840 eat old nuts? Sorry, I'm not twelve at the moment. 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:25.840 Apparently this time there's certain old old nuts that you 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:33.080 can eat. But other than that, stay away in the shade. 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.400 So far good, they work. Well, yeah, we all see 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:40.600 that I'm napping while yeah we we won't know. I 0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:47.399 don't snore like everybody who snore says. It does kind 0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:51.800 of look like, no, take this out, you're freaking me out. 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:07.120 All right, you're ready snore source a right, Apparently I'm 0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:08.600 not the one you have to be concerned about. I 0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:10.240 knew that was coming. I could see the look on 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:13.359 your face. I'm like, I'm just gonna wait, all right, ready, 0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:16.399 by the way, I look, I know I look a 0:23:16.440 --> 0:23:19.600 little frowsy, but it's because my hairdresser is retired from 0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:21.320 the profession and so I have to find a new 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:25.240 That was a thing, but I don't know. So I'm 0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:27.399 that's that's gonna be just tired of taking Joe as 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:29.800 a client. That could be she's tired of having you 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:32.720 at her house. That could be that. Yeah, she's just 0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:35.879 scared because you're always talking about guns and I'm always 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:40.760 saying like Republican things. Yeah, I'm always saying, oh, yes, 0:23:41.560 --> 0:23:45.200 you have that's nice hair. It's just beautiful skin, nice hands. 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:52.960 Wash my hair again? Would you touch me here? Yeah? Okay, 0:23:53.000 --> 0:24:02.960 we gotta start this episode. Yeah, I actually love me out. Okay, Sorry, 0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:04.159 I look on your face like you were going to 0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:16.600 say something while you're positive legs though theory number one. 0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:23.920 Theory numbers one is that a man that this is have. 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:30.040 I'm gonna go get Fred fence Stone because that makes 0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:32.359 just as much sense as what I just said. True. 0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:36.080 We need a theme song for the theory machine. That's 0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:40.600 a good What does Scooby do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? 0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:45.119 Do do do? Right? I like I'd like something like 0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.280 like out of like a commercial from the from the 0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:50.320 City where a much of high based voices go, I 0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:53.120 know you like that? Yeah, I think, I think? I think? 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.600 Actually there was what was that? There was that mystery 0:24:55.640 --> 0:24:59.280 that was folding around for a while of um, who 0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:03.240 were the Bad Crown singers of this one obscure album? 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:06.919 Does this sound familiar to not even a little? Maybe anyway, 0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:08.600 we'll figure something out. Let me go ahead and try 0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:16.960 this over again. Okay you guys ready, no, no, you 0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:20.520 know this story kind of breaks my heart? Why oh 0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:25.120 I like Paul Fault. How do you know you like Paul? 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:28.920 Were you alive when Paul was alive? Oh? Damn it? 0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:40.280 Times I forget Okay, you guys ready, yeah, So Devin, 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:42.080 what do you think we need to balance out the 0:25:42.160 --> 0:25:44.320 light situation in here? Should that be on or should 0:25:44.359 --> 0:25:59.800 be off? Okay, kidding, kidding, broom read line and everything. Okay, 0:26:00.440 --> 0:26:03.879 you have misspellings all over the place, dropped letters, my grandma, 0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:07.520 I do drop words a lot, duys me crazy, even 0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:10.159 you can drop words. I probably do I know you 0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:12.000 started to say my grammar, but she stopped in the 0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:17.440 middle and it was just my grand ball there you 0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:22.680 I mean, you don't really want devon On Absen talking 0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:27.399 about hookers? Do you maybe murdered hookers? Maybe? Do you? 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.080 We can we can start being like the last podcast 0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:35.880 on the left. Um. When I was little, I didn't 0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:37.600 know how to read until I was like in third grade. 0:26:37.640 --> 0:26:39.160 It was like true, I didn't know how to read. 0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:41.040 I had to work with a tutor because I couldn't 0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:44.520 read for whatever reason. No, I didn't even really fake it. 0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:47.639 I just would be like no, I's hired. Um. And 0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:50.520 my mom was a special ed teacher, so she was 0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:53.760 trying her tactics on me. It didn't work, but she 0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:56.800 would always say, just, um, look at the shape of 0:26:56.880 --> 0:26:59.360 the word, and guests and go. Those were the two 0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:01.080 ways that she tried to get me to learn how 0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:03.680 to read. So to this day, I'll look at the 0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.240 shape award and I'll guess it go and I just 0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.000 and I guess and go, and that's like it, like 0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.120 I guess what that word is without even like paying 0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:11.480 attention to it. I'm like, I don't know, that's a 0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:13.119 general shape of that word. I think it's going to 0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.280 be I've guessed it's that one. It's that one from 0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:20.760 now on. So acquired savants turned to cerns into servants, 0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:22.920 no matter. I used to do that when I read 0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:25.959 as a teenager. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's fine when 0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:28.960 you have contextual clues right when you're reading prose, it's 0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:30.520 totally fine, because then you'll go back and be like, 0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.160 that doesn't make sense. You read again, you're like, oh, 0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:34.280 that's why it doesn't make sense. But when you've got 0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:42.040 g macrony because macaron I think that's how most people 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.960 read is they don't actually you know, they actually just 0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:46.920 recognize the word partically self correct because they actually look 0:27:46.960 --> 0:27:49.359 at it versus me just being like, nope, that's what 0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:55.920 it is. Deal with it. It's funny. Our science is 0:27:56.000 --> 0:27:59.320 so bad. Actually, I took a science as an online 0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:02.159 science quiz just today and I scored high. You scored 0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:08.320 as being high. Yeah, get rode back. You've been smoking 0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:15.600 the earth a star wars. Damn it? Okay? Is it 0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:18.840 okay for me to say damn it? We've we've slowly 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:23.200 started swearing more and more, so it's yeah, we've we've 0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.720 we used to be really tight. And then we're like, yeah, 0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:31.879 can we say fudge sticks? Can we say so fucking? 0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:39.800 Can we say fuck him? It's a restaurant, you know, 0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:47.760 probably I don't give a lot of fox Fox. Do 0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:49.760 you want to alternate that's reading these off or do 0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:51.479 you want to just read it all yourself? I think 0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:53.240 I'll read it myself. But I'd like you guys to 0:28:53.360 --> 0:29:01.280 react to the things. I'm perfects. It's like I paid 0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:08.080 you to say that. Thank God, please this year? Can 0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:17.479 we release unedited? Please this year? Holy cat scratch. Tricky 0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:23.240 dating sites? Do they have such things? They have farmers only, 0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.160 a dating site for only farmers. That's a thing in 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.920 this world. They have cat owners. You should sign up. 0:29:30.000 --> 0:29:32.680 I should you get a lot of tail? I hope 0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:37.160 I would get a lot of tail. It's like cats 0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:39.960 as cats are so awesome that women want to date me. 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:44.800 Just be around my cats. Yeah? About that. The North 0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:51.080 American Marlon Brando look like association. No oh, no, excuse me, sorry, 0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:55.440 the North American Marlin The North American Martlin Brando look 0:29:55.480 --> 0:30:02.400 alike association. No, no, no, the North the North American 0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:10.520 Marlon Brando lookalikes over back or overton? Oh? Okay, you're 0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.280 right over back. I did it. Oh my god, you 0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:15.400 were all over the map right now. I'm getting my 0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:19.360 names wrong here over back? Yeah, what is my name? Devin? 0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:24.080 H m hm. Hey, I just want to say you guys, 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:31.000