Speaker 1: Cooking Yummy Food Seasons, Yummy Yummy Wrestle because you simply
Speaker 1: don't have the ingredients to the podcast about cooking become Mysteries. Hi, everyone,
Speaker 1: welcome to Cooking Sideways. We're changing things up a little
Speaker 1: bit because we ran out of mysteries. So no, it's
Speaker 1: kind of sad, but yeah, the internet is officially dry mysteries.
Speaker 1: So here we are. So this this week, we're we're
Speaker 1: gonna do the cooking show. Are you guys ready to
Speaker 1: start cooking? I totally am. Yes, we got our studio,
Speaker 1: I'm all ready to go. So I am Devin Um
Speaker 1: and I'm joined by my two assistants, Joe and Steve. Great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I should say excuse me to cook Joe and Um.
Speaker 1: I think I think this week we're going to just
Speaker 1: started off right. We're gonna start out with a favor
Speaker 1: goat blood soup. I've always wanted to try this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good old Choopy, really good reviews of it. He really
Speaker 1: loves this dish. So I think we're gonna try to
Speaker 1: make him happy after running out of mysteries to um,
Speaker 1: you know, deflect suspicion. Suspicion from him so un times. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So um. Well, and there was that whole incident with
Speaker 1: the mm hmmm mmm. Yeah, so we really need to
Speaker 1: make him happy. So we're going to go ahead and
Speaker 1: get started, all right, you guys ready, So we're gonna
Speaker 1: make some blood soup. Yeah. Chippy asked us too, and
Speaker 1: while he didn't really ask us to, but we decided
Speaker 1: it would be healthy. Uh, and you get to be
Speaker 1: the taster. By the way, So it's Choppy Supy super Cobra.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get to Wrispy? It's from this book? Actually
Speaker 1: I found it um at Powells and uh it's it
Speaker 1: was in the occult section. Uh, there was a there's
Speaker 1: this shelf in there that some of you may be
Speaker 1: familiar with. It's it's it's labeled cursed. Please take um
Speaker 1: it was free. Yeah, I love for stuff. That's awesome. Okay,
Speaker 1: so m can you guys go get the stuff from
Speaker 1: the goat. We need the blood, both intestines big and little,
Speaker 1: the heart, the liver, and the pancreas. So let's go
Speaker 1: where's the goat out back? Let's go get Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go see Billy. And if you can't slaughter your own
Speaker 1: goat store bodies is fine. Um, While they're doing that,
Speaker 1: you'll also need half of an onion yellow as best,
Speaker 1: four cloves of garlic more if you want. I personally
Speaker 1: think there's no such thing as too much garlic. So
Speaker 1: more is enough, more more than four is fine. Vinegar
Speaker 1: just just white vinegar. White wine vinegar is fine. Um,
Speaker 1: but I prefer apple cider vinegar, and then of course
Speaker 1: salt and pepper to taste. Well, that was fun. Hey
Speaker 1: we're back. Okay, So Steve, can you clean the intestines
Speaker 1: and the pancreas really really well? And then Joe, can
Speaker 1: you start chopping the onions and garlics? Yeah? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we want what about the head? Is that just for garnish?
Speaker 1: Chuck it? Yeah, you can chuck it. You should not
Speaker 1: have brought that in here. Actually, um, decorative Actually, so
Speaker 1: we want a nice Julianne on. The onions and the
Speaker 1: garlic can just be sliced. It doesn't need to be
Speaker 1: diceter or anything like that. Um. So, well you guys
Speaker 1: are doing that. I'm going to bring a big pot
Speaker 1: of water to a boil. Um. So here, Steve, I
Speaker 1: think it's so um. Now can you clean the rest
Speaker 1: of the inners, the heart all that stuff. Thanks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: doing good, buddy, I'll chop from stuff over here. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: so now I'm just rubbing the oil um all over
Speaker 1: the intestines and the pancreas to kind of extra clean though. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: ideally you would use coconut oil, but I'm allergic to
Speaker 1: coconut oil, so I'm gonna just gonna use veggie oil. Um,
Speaker 1: but coconut oil is the ideal or um. And then
Speaker 1: we're just going to toss these into the pot to
Speaker 1: clean them. Okay, and this stuff is clean finally great.
Speaker 1: Can you guys get to work cutting all the rest
Speaker 1: of the stuff up, um, all of the other innards
Speaker 1: up and into um, I think one inch pieces is
Speaker 1: probably fine. Okay, check it out. I spelled my name
Speaker 1: with his intestines. Uh so these are these actually looking good? Um,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna pull them out. I'm gonna have you
Speaker 1: guys cut the intestines and the pancreas up as well.
Speaker 1: All right here we are shopping away, you guys being
Speaker 1: pretty good of them. I have never seen anywhere he
Speaker 1: was so bad with a knife. My finger off my
Speaker 1: up No okay, okay, no, you don't want to back
Speaker 1: up to a guest. Jove, dude, So, Joe, you're bleeding
Speaker 1: a lot, which is okay because this is blood soup,
Speaker 1: so I'm not really that worried about it. But Steve
Speaker 1: has just burned off part of his arm. Hello, I
Speaker 1: think you guys really need to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1: Is one of you going to be okay to drive?
Speaker 1: I guess him not. Man, I'll let you guys fight
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, get get out of here. Get just
Speaker 1: get thank you, thank you. We'll be back. They're idiots, jeez. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's actually we're almost done here anyhow, So this is
Speaker 1: this is fine, and like I said, it is blood soup,
Speaker 1: so I'm not really worried about Joe's blood getting in
Speaker 1: it a little bit. I think Choopy will kind of
Speaker 1: like that. So we're just gonna put all of the
Speaker 1: good bits into a large pot over high heat and
Speaker 1: just saute it a little bit and then add about
Speaker 1: three tablespoons of vinegar, about one teaspoon of pepper, and
Speaker 1: about a tablespoon of salt. But really to taste, you guys,
Speaker 1: are you should know how to cook? You guys? Um? No,
Speaker 1: just add to taste, and then we're gonna toss the
Speaker 1: onions and the garlic in and start to combine. Oh,
Speaker 1: those are smelling great actually, really um meaty, kind of
Speaker 1: like a barnyard's. It's really nice. Um. So now the
Speaker 1: tricky part to do alone, but I'm going to try
Speaker 1: it anyway, is to add the blood. Um. It's really
Speaker 1: important that you stir constantly at this point because if
Speaker 1: you don't, if the blood isn't moving constantly, um, it's
Speaker 1: going to clot into a big ball, and you'll be
Speaker 1: in a really bad spot. Your whole people are going
Speaker 1: to be ruined. So um, here we go. Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that um yep, okay, uh don't oh man, okay,
Speaker 1: it's smelling really good actually, um, and it's it's coming
Speaker 1: together nicely. Just um. I really love the smell of iron,
Speaker 1: don't you. Yeah. Um. So once the blood turns black, um,
Speaker 1: you can stop ring and we're gonna let that cook
Speaker 1: for about thirty to thirty five minutes. Um. And you
Speaker 1: know what, actually, since the boys aren't here, I have
Speaker 1: been waiting for years. I have this little set of
Speaker 1: bloopers and just really clips of them being total idiots
Speaker 1: like normal, but even more so so I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play that because Steve's our editor and I actually
Speaker 1: don't know how to edit things. So we're just gonna
Speaker 1: play that wall this soup cooks and then um, I'll
Speaker 1: come back. Um, I'll just play as long as it
Speaker 1: takes to cook and then and then we'll come back
Speaker 1: and we'll finish up this soup. Okay, right, So here's
Speaker 1: some stuff. Okay, Um, I don't remember how these things work.
Speaker 1: How does that fit? Okay? Yeah, okay, great, and here
Speaker 1: we go. There you go. If you push it too much,
Speaker 1: it goes click click, and it considers it a double clock. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I did. Okay, yeah, apple him, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Adele work. Do not move to Adele.
Speaker 1: I have adel at work. It Sucks's start recording. We're
Speaker 1: not talking about Adele the singing artist. By the way,
Speaker 1: us angry emails. Because this is going someplace. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, okay. John Signer, he wrote an article
Speaker 1: and of course the the FBI immediately show up at
Speaker 1: his doorstep when they figure out that this article is
Speaker 1: out there. Sorry, you know, when you're ready. When they
Speaker 1: figure out this article is out there, they talked to him.
Speaker 1: They you're good. You've gotta that was my favorite ghost. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sound like a stupid ghost. I almost lost it.
Speaker 1: I really almost lost it. You Ready, No more sneezes.
Speaker 1: He's not ready, I don't think so. I'm good. Keep drinking.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that joke in an hour when we're
Speaker 1: almost done with this story. Oh my god, if you
Speaker 1: would stop talking, we could start huh huh okay what
Speaker 1: mm hmmm? Where are we? Don't break it anything. I
Speaker 1: can't make those promises. I can't make it. That's why
Speaker 1: we have a little puppy guy. So theories. You're the
Speaker 1: one who has it's you. You're the one who has
Speaker 1: to edit this whatever. Her headphones were unplugged the whole time,
Speaker 1: and she had no idea. The mixer was off. There
Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, I just I just took a look
Speaker 1: at our mix just to make sure we've definitely never
Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, oh no, never Yeah. Okay, so all right, sorry,
Speaker 1: very much like that. M hmm, have no idea, yeah, brainfest. Okay, Ready,
Speaker 1: this is why he's not drinking. To me, he's already drunk,
Speaker 1: already hammered. I think just being with you guys are
Speaker 1: sipping stuff and carbonated. My body is just getting drunk alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say Anita. Okay, it's Anita. That's my massage therapy. Okay, okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: find wait for that to be in the episode. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let me clear the throat one more time. It wasn't
Speaker 1: just me podcasters throat. There we go, podcaster. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: haven't had a new one, a new illness. I'm so
Speaker 1: gonna go. Yeah for benefits that yeah, yeah, put your
Speaker 1: cel bell. Yeah, I have podcasters show the black love. Alright, good, okay, ready, good, okay,
Speaker 1: I know I'm an idiot here. Let me just fix
Speaker 1: yourself so that we can all be in like a
Speaker 1: big perfect By the way, I just tossed the chairs,
Speaker 1: so if you want to readjust to well, Joe just
Speaker 1: turned so he's more circly, and so I figured I'll
Speaker 1: be more circly too. I like to we pointed that
Speaker 1: way because anyone wasn't doing this to me this. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: no more pocket pool. So let's keep an ear out
Speaker 1: for a me owing cat. I think people are crazy.
Speaker 1: Nod was this in the train episode The sunset limited
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like an hour and one minute
Speaker 1: and twenty some seconds in and I'm talking it all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you just here underneath my voice. It's
Speaker 1: totally it was wonderful. But it's like, I think nothing
Speaker 1: else there's I think that I I saw it happened
Speaker 1: and thought, no when you here, because I was talking
Speaker 1: over it and it must have just totally get picked
Speaker 1: up by your mike. I'm sorry about that. That's okay.
Speaker 1: We can always record. We can't at least we can't rerecord. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just dust, you know. I think that I think
Speaker 1: my allergies with the dosas allergy to be a lot better.
Speaker 1: He just totally want when I was are you talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it now. But it was job hunting a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Um, there was like a post
Speaker 1: on Craigslist that was like, I would like, I'm hiring
Speaker 1: a housekeeper. I can't pay you, but I'm a young,
Speaker 1: attractive man in my twenties, I'm fit, and also i'll
Speaker 1: provide your uniform and I have a room that you
Speaker 1: can live in. And it was like, well, that does
Speaker 1: not what are you know? No, that's how people get murdered.
Speaker 1: What Well, there's that whole damn daddy complex that crap.
Speaker 1: That's that's the beginning, is that I'll just take care
Speaker 1: of you. Remember I told you about that weirdo couple
Speaker 1: I saw when we were in Jamaica, the Brazilian woman
Speaker 1: who had the giant boobs with the fifty year old
Speaker 1: man that she did not want to be with, and
Speaker 1: he was like, he took her to Jamaica so she
Speaker 1: hung out with him. You want to play this back.
Speaker 1: So they always sounded already listened to the headphones. We
Speaker 1: were fine, it's it's coming through my speaker. Sounded weird,
Speaker 1: are you because I wasn't there. No, it's fine. You
Speaker 1: always sound weird. Yeah, that's true. And you say like
Speaker 1: like every third word. You can't even do it. You
Speaker 1: can't even make fun of it. That's so funny. You
Speaker 1: can't even make yourself if they like that. Many times,
Speaker 1: like I'm it's like, okay, you guys ready to go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like let's get going. Yeah, it's just like let's just go.
Speaker 1: Hey there, welcome to another episode of like thinking sideways. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's start that again. Hey there, welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of thinking like ways. Okay, all right, now stop the
Speaker 1: damn recording. Oh my god, we're fine, we're so funckey
Speaker 1: Mickey McKey, Hey, Mickey, you're not going to start your
Speaker 1: album here? You don't know, I don't know. I edited.
Speaker 1: We didn't need to sing a song. Sometime I'll play
Speaker 1: the guitar. I sing songs all the time. What are
Speaker 1: you talking to? But yeah, so'll be thinking about what
Speaker 1: song you want to saying? Come on, lesbian seagull, let's
Speaker 1: go all right, let's do it? Okay, where was I
Speaker 1: thatchly come through? I'm waiting? Yeah? Are they being abducted though? Like,
Speaker 1: do we need go save a child? Don't anymore? Regardless,
Speaker 1: not my child. You guys are the worst. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: the pronunciation Nazis are going to get us again. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do you guys want to record
Speaker 1: a quick chuopy song? What is it? Chroop chop chop
Speaker 1: chop chop tup chuper cubp? Is it like around? Is
Speaker 1: it like ro ro row your boat? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It was a seventies song, Yeah, yeah, I mean you
Speaker 1: chop familiar? Yeah, choop chup chop all together now right,
Speaker 1: chop chop tupper cho cho cho. Hey, guys, welcome again
Speaker 1: to another episode of thinking Sideways the podcast I am
Speaker 1: Devin this year week, even years. Let me try New
Speaker 1: Year somewhere. Yeah, I remember that one of sld on
Speaker 1: did you hear did you ever hear that thing of
Speaker 1: there's the one with the ants trying to take the
Speaker 1: baby down the ant hill. Yeah, you've seen that one.
Speaker 1: They realize it's not going to fit well with the
Speaker 1: first revision of that, or the first version of that
Speaker 1: was he was they were carrying an old man, and
Speaker 1: everybody rejected it because it's not fair that seniors are
Speaker 1: old and can't defend themselves. So he changed it to
Speaker 1: a baby and they accepted it. Okay, Joyce, I really
Speaker 1: want you to put that into the next year's bloopers
Speaker 1: reel so that people can hear that you guys are
Speaker 1: kind of lame sometimes. Yeah, definitely deleting this ready, Okay, okay, fine, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's go co we start now. This is my dog,
Speaker 1: it's his normal voice. That's right. I think at the
Speaker 1: rest of the time, we're ready if you would let
Speaker 1: me go. Where's my ball? Oh god, hey, guys, we are.
Speaker 1: We've got to get through eight pages tonight, Jesus. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to stay up late, let's go. Did you
Speaker 1: mention her nickname shark bait? Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're gonna roll immediately into what do you call a guy?
Speaker 1: When we can't do that? We really can't do that.
Speaker 1: I really can't do that. Well, I'm gonna imagine sharks
Speaker 1: later on. Just okay, but we can't choke about it.
Speaker 1: I really can't joke about it. Um, you said before,
Speaker 1: I said before, Okay, what I know, I wrote it
Speaker 1: that way, but that's not what I meant. Take better
Speaker 1: than I can write that one. Sorry, I read it
Speaker 1: the math after I wrote my script. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you want for me. Let's do it, but m don't,
Speaker 1: don't don't. Okay, yeah, okay, ready, so did you were
Speaker 1: you going to ask something specific regarding just okay? No, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a I'll go ahead, just continue. What what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And keep telling your story? Devin? Thank you?
Speaker 1: It's okay? Are you just sitting there? You you had
Speaker 1: all the time. You're always like, let's ask a funny
Speaker 1: question and let Steve try to like add lib something.
Speaker 1: But I'm not recording, so it's just gonna be amazing
Speaker 1: and hilarious and avoid I don't. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to start too early, because then Steve has to edit
Speaker 1: it all out. Steven doesn't care. He cares, He loves me,
Speaker 1: cares for me, looking out for me. What got my back?
Speaker 1: What's that look? I'm sorry that I'm the evil child
Speaker 1: of this family. Yet to do pause for buses, suil
Speaker 1: suids palm sentence Palm. Saspree is a small village in
Speaker 1: southern France. Uh as of the two thousand twelve cents
Speaker 1: is as of the two thousand twelve sentence sent okay,
Speaker 1: as of the two thousand and twelve sentence Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you not hear Joe just say don't
Speaker 1: eat old nuts? Sorry, I'm not twelve at the moment.
Speaker 1: Apparently this time there's certain old old nuts that you
Speaker 1: can eat. But other than that, stay away in the shade.
Speaker 1: So far good, they work. Well, yeah, we all see
Speaker 1: that I'm napping while yeah we we won't know. I
Speaker 1: don't snore like everybody who snore says. It does kind
Speaker 1: of look like, no, take this out, you're freaking me out.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready snore source a right, Apparently I'm
Speaker 1: not the one you have to be concerned about. I
Speaker 1: knew that was coming. I could see the look on
Speaker 1: your face. I'm like, I'm just gonna wait, all right, ready,
Speaker 1: by the way, I look, I know I look a
Speaker 1: little frowsy, but it's because my hairdresser is retired from
Speaker 1: the profession and so I have to find a new
Speaker 1: That was a thing, but I don't know. So I'm
Speaker 1: that's that's gonna be just tired of taking Joe as
Speaker 1: a client. That could be she's tired of having you
Speaker 1: at her house. That could be that. Yeah, she's just
Speaker 1: scared because you're always talking about guns and I'm always
Speaker 1: saying like Republican things. Yeah, I'm always saying, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: you have that's nice hair. It's just beautiful skin, nice hands.
Speaker 1: Wash my hair again? Would you touch me here? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta start this episode. Yeah, I actually love me out. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I look on your face like you were going to
Speaker 1: say something while you're positive legs though theory number one.
Speaker 1: Theory numbers one is that a man that this is have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get Fred fence Stone because that makes
Speaker 1: just as much sense as what I just said. True.
Speaker 1: We need a theme song for the theory machine. That's
Speaker 1: a good What does Scooby do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do?
Speaker 1: Do do do? Right? I like I'd like something like
Speaker 1: like out of like a commercial from the from the
Speaker 1: City where a much of high based voices go, I
Speaker 1: know you like that? Yeah, I think, I think? I think?
Speaker 1: Actually there was what was that? There was that mystery
Speaker 1: that was folding around for a while of um, who
Speaker 1: were the Bad Crown singers of this one obscure album?
Speaker 1: Does this sound familiar to not even a little? Maybe anyway,
Speaker 1: we'll figure something out. Let me go ahead and try
Speaker 1: this over again. Okay you guys ready, no, no, you
Speaker 1: know this story kind of breaks my heart? Why oh
Speaker 1: I like Paul Fault. How do you know you like Paul?
Speaker 1: Were you alive when Paul was alive? Oh? Damn it?
Speaker 1: Times I forget Okay, you guys ready, yeah, So Devin,
Speaker 1: what do you think we need to balance out the
Speaker 1: light situation in here? Should that be on or should
Speaker 1: be off? Okay, kidding, kidding, broom read line and everything. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have misspellings all over the place, dropped letters, my grandma,
Speaker 1: I do drop words a lot, duys me crazy, even
Speaker 1: you can drop words. I probably do I know you
Speaker 1: started to say my grammar, but she stopped in the
Speaker 1: middle and it was just my grand ball there you
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't really want devon On Absen talking
Speaker 1: about hookers? Do you maybe murdered hookers? Maybe? Do you?
Speaker 1: We can we can start being like the last podcast
Speaker 1: on the left. Um. When I was little, I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to read until I was like in third grade.
Speaker 1: It was like true, I didn't know how to read.
Speaker 1: I had to work with a tutor because I couldn't
Speaker 1: read for whatever reason. No, I didn't even really fake it.
Speaker 1: I just would be like no, I's hired. Um. And
Speaker 1: my mom was a special ed teacher, so she was
Speaker 1: trying her tactics on me. It didn't work, but she
Speaker 1: would always say, just, um, look at the shape of
Speaker 1: the word, and guests and go. Those were the two
Speaker 1: ways that she tried to get me to learn how
Speaker 1: to read. So to this day, I'll look at the
Speaker 1: shape award and I'll guess it go and I just
Speaker 1: and I guess and go, and that's like it, like
Speaker 1: I guess what that word is without even like paying
Speaker 1: attention to it. I'm like, I don't know, that's a
Speaker 1: general shape of that word. I think it's going to
Speaker 1: be I've guessed it's that one. It's that one from
Speaker 1: now on. So acquired savants turned to cerns into servants,
Speaker 1: no matter. I used to do that when I read
Speaker 1: as a teenager. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's fine when
Speaker 1: you have contextual clues right when you're reading prose, it's
Speaker 1: totally fine, because then you'll go back and be like,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense. You read again, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why it doesn't make sense. But when you've got
Speaker 1: g macrony because macaron I think that's how most people
Speaker 1: read is they don't actually you know, they actually just
Speaker 1: recognize the word partically self correct because they actually look
Speaker 1: at it versus me just being like, nope, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Deal with it. It's funny. Our science is
Speaker 1: so bad. Actually, I took a science as an online
Speaker 1: science quiz just today and I scored high. You scored
Speaker 1: as being high. Yeah, get rode back. You've been smoking
Speaker 1: the earth a star wars. Damn it? Okay? Is it
Speaker 1: okay for me to say damn it? We've we've slowly
Speaker 1: started swearing more and more, so it's yeah, we've we've
Speaker 1: we used to be really tight. And then we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can we say fudge sticks? Can we say so fucking?
Speaker 1: Can we say fuck him? It's a restaurant, you know,
Speaker 1: probably I don't give a lot of fox Fox. Do
Speaker 1: you want to alternate that's reading these off or do
Speaker 1: you want to just read it all yourself? I think
Speaker 1: I'll read it myself. But I'd like you guys to
Speaker 1: react to the things. I'm perfects. It's like I paid
Speaker 1: you to say that. Thank God, please this year? Can
Speaker 1: we release unedited? Please this year? Holy cat scratch. Tricky
Speaker 1: dating sites? Do they have such things? They have farmers only,
Speaker 1: a dating site for only farmers. That's a thing in
Speaker 1: this world. They have cat owners. You should sign up.
Speaker 1: I should you get a lot of tail? I hope
Speaker 1: I would get a lot of tail. It's like cats
Speaker 1: as cats are so awesome that women want to date me.
Speaker 1: Just be around my cats. Yeah? About that. The North
Speaker 1: American Marlon Brando look like association. No oh, no, excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: the North American Marlin The North American Martlin Brando look
Speaker 1: alike association. No, no, no, the North the North American
Speaker 1: Marlon Brando lookalikes over back or overton? Oh? Okay, you're
Speaker 1: right over back. I did it. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: were all over the map right now. I'm getting my
Speaker 1: names wrong here over back? Yeah, what is my name? Devin?
Speaker 1: H m hm. Hey, I just want to say you guys,
Speaker 1: they're naming beer after me, not after you guys. That's true, right,
Speaker 1: because I'm so hot? Yeah, got it? Okay, that's clear
Speaker 1: to continue. Where are we at here? Store salt stares.
Speaker 1: It just seems to be like they've been skipping on
Speaker 1: the salt they have, but you evidently need a lick apparently.
Speaker 1: I think they sell those at the Meta Salt Lick.
Speaker 1: I just put it out in the living room and
Speaker 1: we'll just get them all fours and look at it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like, okay, I'm gonna slip on that and fall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been had to break tast Steve. We've been trying
Speaker 1: to replace you. Here. We got Justin on the hook. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's ready to move out here. Yeah, it's perfect. We're
Speaker 1: gonna make that three fans so happy, Mike's going to
Speaker 1: join our podcast. We're all going to make a hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year, a lot more than that for
Speaker 1: a three person to a four person square table story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. Can you start talking? Mike's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: done getting the story. I'm not done. Sorry, Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: just kidding, Mike. Please don't come kill Oh my god,
Speaker 1: fat cat, silly cat, digging little box. Oh, smelly cat.
Speaker 1: What are they feeding the smelly cat? Oh? Smelly cat?
Speaker 1: Why don't they care? Ready? No, no, cats, still in
Speaker 1: the box. Cat is going to keep going, cat in
Speaker 1: the box. Okay, yeah, he goes, wasn't I wasn't making
Speaker 1: it up. Hmmm mm hmm. Okay, ready three freedom, alright, ready, okay,
Speaker 1: So Samora Michelle Samosa, not Mimosa. He is not a
Speaker 1: champagne drink Samosa. Nope. Deep fried potato dish, no, dang it, nope,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. Hey there and welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Thinking Sideways. I am Steve, as always joined by and
Speaker 1: dev and once again we have a mystery for you,
Speaker 1: which is, why does that prince keep sending me emails
Speaker 1: when there isn't actually any Nairobian princess. I thought they
Speaker 1: were like Nigerian Nigerian. They have been deposed. That's why
Speaker 1: they're emailing is because they're you know, they're not have
Speaker 1: to flee the country, but you can't take suitcases of
Speaker 1: cash with him, so he's got to transfer to you. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: well then we probably shouldn't do that. Mystery um, okay.
Speaker 1: This week's mystery is why is porn so focused on
Speaker 1: butt sex? That's a good question because humans are focused
Speaker 1: on who doesn't like it up the ass? Actually? I
Speaker 1: don't really like it up the ass? Have you tried it?
Speaker 1: I tried it the other direction, but medically I hyetically administered.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm gonna get a little closer to Mike. Alright, ready,
Speaker 1: Why don't you have to get closer to Mike? That
Speaker 1: makes Mike uncomfortable? No? Sorry, I'm like touch him down here,
Speaker 1: like shaft alone. I don't even talk about his cables.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is my it's a wavelength
Speaker 1: of my voice. But it does sound like you know,
Speaker 1: it's harder to hear than your guys voice voices you
Speaker 1: guys sound because it's lower. And then he um, and
Speaker 1: then he takes off all his clothes because he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to get his clothes bloody, right, And then he
Speaker 1: calls her inside and jumps here and scripts her and
Speaker 1: strangles her and cuts her body into pieces. But he
Speaker 1: put all this whole stuff in lure detail in to
Speaker 1: a letter to the little girl's mother, and it's just
Speaker 1: just reading about it, you know. But luckily that was
Speaker 1: his downfall because they managed to trace the letter back
Speaker 1: to him and he got arrested and think he got
Speaker 1: fried in the electric share for it. But if I
Speaker 1: feel so much better for you having shared that story
Speaker 1: with you. It really is just an uplifting way to start.
Speaker 1: I just had to hit record here because I wanted
Speaker 1: documentation of like what we talked about before we record episodes.
Speaker 1: It was an interesting little articles. So there was interference
Speaker 1: and they're sorry, I was walking around and stuff. Now
Speaker 1: that's okay. Do you want to talk about this boil
Speaker 1: I've got. Yeah, let's hear it. How about my hemorrhoids? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a t m I episode. Everybody before warned
Speaker 1: we've changed the initials of our podcast for ye tom I. Hi,
Speaker 1: Hi there, welcome to another episode of t M I.
Speaker 1: This week we're gonna talk about my hemorrhoids. It inscrutiating,
Speaker 1: robbing detail. Yeah. Hey, well, if we ever run out
Speaker 1: of mysteries, I think t M I would be a
Speaker 1: good podcast. I don't think I really don't think it would.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that want to share. That's
Speaker 1: the problem. Yeah, there's a lot of theories in this story,
Speaker 1: and I intend to drag out every single one. You
Speaker 1: don't know how long I've been awake this morning. It's
Speaker 1: not morning anymore. I know that's the side of how
Speaker 1: long you've been awake? Okay, do you want me to
Speaker 1: do it in Australia accent? No? I think that's good enough,
Speaker 1: because well, unless you can think you can pull it off.
Speaker 1: But it's going to use an an appropriate word. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Could they call everybody? Oh? Yeah, you can't word in there?
Speaker 1: That's fine, it's fine. You've never made you actually before?
Speaker 1: It still gross? Continue on, all right, hang on, jitterbugging McKinley,
Speaker 1: a break Newtonian inferring cop Update Co and their collaborative
Speaker 1: excuse me, collaborate. Yeah, okay, all right? Is this better?
Speaker 1: It would be like more sort of morimotow jitterbug McKinley,
Speaker 1: a break tony An inferring cop Update Co and their
Speaker 1: collaborate roof fine bitches. You Devin take one, Devin take three?
Speaker 1: Okay you ready? Are you going back to the one
Speaker 1: that you skipped, which is out for ja oh yea,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to him in a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going out of order or anywa. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: I just mentioned watching you trying to hand signal. It's
Speaker 1: Joe has been a treat where you're just like, because
Speaker 1: he doesn't he's not totally totally missing the whole thing. Usual.
Speaker 1: I reminded that scene from Airplane, Remember that scene he's going,
Speaker 1: it's exactly that. Yeah, totally okay, alright. Stylist Jane may
Speaker 1: have rung about for some of you because he's kind
Speaker 1: of famous in the Chicago area. Slash connected and implicanted. Implicanted.
Speaker 1: I like it. I love it when you make good jokes.
Speaker 1: But you realize we haven't been recording, and you go
Speaker 1: and then you turn it on like you think you're
Speaker 1: going to be able to recreate that moment, just like
Speaker 1: sex premut surely ejaculated. I'm like, I'm gonna make it
Speaker 1: like it was better. I'm just gonna roll over, go sleep,
Speaker 1: just gonna cry in the fetal position for three hours,
Speaker 1: silently in the shower. Oh I wondered to do is
Speaker 1: give you a sorry, you gotta just the magic words
Speaker 1: to get yourself out of that. Just say, look as
Speaker 1: much time as I did, I think we've discovered the
Speaker 1: reason that Joe's single. All Right, we're ready, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get this, uh this little show but rocking and rolling.
Speaker 1: So and she did a suicidal tendencies, not giving self immolation,
Speaker 1: nothing like that, nothing that would indicate that you would
Speaker 1: have brought something down like this upon herself. So yes,
Speaker 1: no self immolation at all. Not given to just burning
Speaker 1: herself self burning tendencies here, okay, not predisposed to longest
Speaker 1: throat clearing enough history. Some of the meals available in
Speaker 1: February are roasted pork with apple walnut and fra ro
Speaker 1: salad and crispy I'm not doing that one. I cannot
Speaker 1: say half of these freaking words. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: about a lizard scaly story. I mean, that's that cell
Speaker 1: phone picture of the lizard. We're going. We'll talk him.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about when the time comes, okay, right, lezard, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: he's ready, see signor? Am I a senora at this point?
Speaker 1: I don't know my Spanish? Okay, I know taco and
Speaker 1: burrito and Enchilada. You know more than that. Yeah, say
Speaker 1: sensitive about these things. Okay, Hey, yeah, you're just sitting
Speaker 1: there staring at the computer For a minute. He kept
Speaker 1: trying to get it to push. Okay, No, Well, I
Speaker 1: see whenever I go anywhere, I see people staring at
Speaker 1: computers and stuff. So I just assume this what you do?
Speaker 1: You just stare at that? Yeah, I mean is that
Speaker 1: not what you're supposed to know? You usually do something
Speaker 1: on them, you interact with them. I know this is
Speaker 1: a hard concept for you. Yeah, as an old man,
Speaker 1: I understand. Hang on a second to any farm. Okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. Steve's voicemail is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Speaker 1: Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to
Speaker 1: myself with one of these magnets. Hey it's me. It's
Speaker 1: uh sonny morning. I'm heading up to the Platinus River
Speaker 1: to do a little RAPTI. I'm going to do the
Speaker 1: upper Clatumus, which is a little more well a lot
Speaker 1: more dangerous than the lower Claquinus. But yeah, so if
Speaker 1: I drowned, um I um. Katie is my cat's godfather
Speaker 1: god mother. I guess she's try to fight it to
Speaker 1: a new good home, so yeah, please let her know. Um,
Speaker 1: and also you're gonna need to replace me on the show.
Speaker 1: And second will be a good queshment. That's got it
Speaker 1: through the magic of me editing, figuring out how to
Speaker 1: edit in the studio. We're back. Um so oh actually, um,
Speaker 1: I think I just heard a car door slam that
Speaker 1: was actually good timing. Oh hey, um, no crap they
Speaker 1: were asking about at the R. I guess I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to just do with that. That's okay, it's you know,
Speaker 1: gives you a good story or something. The guy who's
Speaker 1: complaining he lost a finger chip, I'm one giant boil
Speaker 1: on the right side of my ball, I know. But
Speaker 1: you know what, that fish skin looks like. It's gonna
Speaker 1: heal that right up? Yeah for weeks. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: guys actually came back. It's it's perfect. Um, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna add I'm just gonna put the finishing touches on
Speaker 1: this and then um, we should be good. So the
Speaker 1: soup has been cooking for it's been cooking for about
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes. Um, do you guys smell that? It
Speaker 1: smells really good? Right, Yeah, So I'm just gonna add
Speaker 1: a little bit of water, about a cup of cold water,
Speaker 1: and then let that come up to heat just for
Speaker 1: about one minute. Um, how's the e er good? Oh god,
Speaker 1: it was good time. Trouble with the rs is it?
Speaker 1: Let just anybody in there. That's why we're back so fast.
Speaker 1: They kicked him out because he was complaining about next time,
Speaker 1: next time, bring the frigging fingertip. Yeah, okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: this is this is perfect temperature. Um, so we're just
Speaker 1: gonna pull it off the heat. And traditionally we would
Speaker 1: serve this over rice, but I'm kind of thinking that
Speaker 1: Choopy is not going to care. Um. And one one
Speaker 1: last note here. It looks like it was handwritten in here.
Speaker 1: It says, yeah, it says the summon the chuop a
Speaker 1: cobra by seeing his knee three times over the soup.
Speaker 1: So whatever you do, don't say chippy cheepy Chuopy. I
Speaker 1: really wish you had just not been standing over the
Speaker 1: pot right now. Oh um, watch how he cut a cigar.
Speaker 1: Oh don't. Will it never end war