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Speaker 1: Joe Biden's Dog turns the Secret Surface into and all
Speaker 1: you can eat buffet. We learn why your grandmother's butt
Speaker 1: dials weren't going through, and we put an end to
Speaker 1: a terrible rumor about Nikki Haley. Plus Grammy winner Jason Isball.
Speaker 4: So let's get into the headline.
Speaker 1: Let's get things off with a scandal that's been rocking
Speaker 1: the White House. According to a new report, Joe Biden's
Speaker 1: dog Commander bit Secret Service agents at least twenty four
Speaker 1: times before he was banished from the White House last October.
Speaker 1: Twenty four times. I'm sorry. Even John Wick would be like,
Speaker 1: you got to get rid of that job. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to another world leader, Beyonce. She just
Speaker 1: made history by becoming the first black woman to top
Speaker 1: the country music chart Huge with her hit song Texas
Speaker 1: Hold Him. So grace yourselves, girls and gays, because half
Speaker 1: your friends on Instagram are going to spend the summer
Speaker 1: thinking they can pull off cowboy hats. They can't. This
Speaker 1: is very exciting for everyone, well except for jay Z.
Speaker 1: Lemonade was great, but if you get caught cheating in
Speaker 1: a country song. Thoughts and prayers, jay Z, thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 1: And in tech news, tens of thousands of people across
Speaker 1: the country lost cell phone service this morning when AT
Speaker 1: and T and other companies were hit with a massive outage.
Speaker 1: No one got any calls or texts. Thousands of Americans
Speaker 1: finding out what it's like to be ted. Cruz and
Speaker 1: I met cable companies. We're feeling pretty cocky this morning.
Speaker 1: Well well, well guess the landline isn't so useless anymore,
Speaker 1: is it now? If you'll excuse me, I'm getting a call,
Speaker 1: it's a telemarketer. For more on this ballout of the
Speaker 1: service disruption, we turned to Troy. WAA, No, Troy, were
Speaker 1: you affected by this awful outage?
Speaker 3: Awful, Desie, This was the best morning of my life.
Speaker 5: I reconnected with an old friend and his name is Troy.
Speaker 5: I looked up at the world around me. Children were laughing,
Speaker 5: people were chatting.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you had a nice time off the grid,
Speaker 1: but what can you report about the impact of this outage?
Speaker 1: Emergency services had trouble all day, and.
Speaker 5: You know who didn't know about that me because I
Speaker 5: had no service. I wasn't reading dumb notifications. I was
Speaker 5: taking a walk with a beautiful stranger I met on
Speaker 5: the train, and we took a horse carriage ride and
Speaker 5: we sat by the lake and we watched two swans
Speaker 5: make love.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 5: It was very loud. I've never seen a swan finish before.
Speaker 5: Then I meditated under a tree, and I entered a
Speaker 5: transcendental enlightenment and I experienced ego death. I also baked
Speaker 5: these snicker doodles.
Speaker 1: Oh I love sneaker doodles. Troy. I have to admit
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that there was such an upside to
Speaker 1: this outage.
Speaker 5: From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank
Speaker 5: whoever was behind this, whether it was whether it was
Speaker 5: Russian operatives or al Qaeda, or just good old fashioned
Speaker 5: case of people sucking at their job. Thank you, Thank
Speaker 5: you so much for this morning.
Speaker 1: That's wonderful. It sounds like this was a transformative experience
Speaker 1: for you. So how will this new outlook and form
Speaker 1: your life now that the service is back on, Troy.
Speaker 3: Troy.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, some guy on TikTok is reviewing a fake
Speaker 5: burken idiot.
Speaker 3: All right, what's up?
Speaker 1: Welcome back, Troy Troy, you want everybody? Let's move on
Speaker 1: to the presidential race and our ongoing coverage of Indecision
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. There's been a lot of talk about
Speaker 1: Nikki Haley this week and how she's staying in the
Speaker 1: race despite having worse odds than the New York Mets
Speaker 1: winning next year's Super Bowl. I have to say I'm
Speaker 1: actually glad she's staying in the race, because even if
Speaker 1: you don't agree with her politics, she still really pisses
Speaker 1: Donald Trump off, and that's a beautiful thing. She is
Speaker 1: clearly on his enemy's list, along with the law and wastebands.
Speaker 1: But she's not just the only Trump alternative in the
Speaker 1: GOP race. According to the media, she's also the only
Speaker 1: moderate one.
Speaker 6: Nikki Haley has sort of this moderate old school Republicanism.
Speaker 5: She has become the candidate of the moderates, a moderate
Speaker 5: candidate like Nikki Haley, who is increasingly an outsider.
Speaker 1: In the Republican Party. Yes, obviously, Nikki Haley is a moderate.
Speaker 1: It's something that everybody knows, like Joe Biden is old,
Speaker 1: or RFK is a biohazard, or Tim Scott is crying
Speaker 1: on the inside. It's just a fact that nobody disputes.
Speaker 3: But is it a fact?
Speaker 1: Is Nikki Haley the moderate in the race? Because when
Speaker 1: you actually take a look at her policies, they aren't
Speaker 1: that different from Trump. She also wants to build the wall.
Speaker 1: She also wants mass deportations. She's also opposed to Obamacare
Speaker 1: and the Paris Climate Accords, and in fact, on abortion,
Speaker 1: she's even more extreme than Trump. She supports a national
Speaker 1: band after six weeks, before most women even know that
Speaker 1: they're pregnant. At six weeks, the symptoms are fatigue and
Speaker 1: stomach issues, and women can't take a pregnancy test every
Speaker 1: time they get bubble guts. It's not that she doesn't
Speaker 1: care about women's issues. It's that she has a very
Speaker 1: unmoderate idea of what women's issues are. The idea that we.
Speaker 6: Have biological boys playing in girls' sports. It is the
Speaker 6: women's issue of our time.
Speaker 1: Really, Nikki, that's the women's issue of our time, not abortion,
Speaker 1: access or equal pay or even how to part your hair,
Speaker 1: so teens don't bully. You never thought I'd say this,
Speaker 1: but Nikki Haley is so bad at knowing what women
Speaker 1: actually want. I think maybe her husband should order for
Speaker 1: her at restaurants. So most of her policies aren't more
Speaker 1: moderate than Trump, And if you ask her, she herself
Speaker 1: doesn't identify as a moderate.
Speaker 7: On the campaign trail, Haley has made it very clear
Speaker 7: that she says she's not a moderate.
Speaker 6: I have been a conservative fighter all my life. I
Speaker 6: was a Tea Party candidate when I became governor, and
Speaker 6: we passed one of the toughest illegal immigration laws in
Speaker 6: the country. We passed pro life bills, We took on
Speaker 6: the unions, and we took on Obama when it came
Speaker 6: to the Union, se Syrian refugees, and everything in between.
Speaker 1: Guys, she says she's not a moderate, believe women. So again,
Speaker 1: if she doesn't say she's a moderate and her policies
Speaker 1: aren't moderate, why is everyone calling her a moderate. I
Speaker 1: guess it could be her demeanor. She's certainly the only
Speaker 1: candidate speaking at her moderate volume. And you got Trump
Speaker 1: screaming so loud at and t satellites are exploding, and
Speaker 1: then you got Biden at every press conference whispering to
Speaker 1: the ghost of Christmas hat. Just using a proper inside
Speaker 1: voice is going to seem like a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: But that can't be all of it. When it comes
Speaker 1: down to it, there's only one real difference between Nicky
Speaker 1: Haley and Donald Trump that's getting her this label. Do
Speaker 1: I think Joe Biden is the legitimate president? Yes? Wow,
Speaker 1: what a reasonable, middle of the road answer. The man
Speaker 1: who won the election won the election. But that's where
Speaker 1: we're at. That is the big split in the Republican
Speaker 1: Party today. Do you think Joe Biden won the election?
Speaker 1: Or did you take a shit on Nancy Pelosi's death?
Speaker 1: But the media is not used to discussing democracy versus fascism.
Speaker 1: They're used to discussing left versus right, So they put
Speaker 1: Donald Trump on the far right and anybody who didn't
Speaker 1: storm the Capitol becomes a moderate. But that means that
Speaker 1: any Republican, no matter what their views are, gets labeled
Speaker 1: as a moderate just because they believe in democracy. Like
Speaker 1: Georgia Governor Brian Kemp. He's been called the most conservative
Speaker 1: governor in Georgia's history, but he also doesn't think the
Speaker 1: election was stolen, so now people call him a moderate
Speaker 1: or Liz Cheney. She denies climate change, she's anti abortion,
Speaker 1: and she loves bombing other countries just as much as
Speaker 1: her dad. Yeah, she's a neppobomber. She loves bombing other
Speaker 1: countries so much. She thought Oppenheimer was the first season
Speaker 1: of an ABC sitcom. But because she says that Trump lost,
Speaker 1: guess what she's called. You've got Liz Cheney being a
Speaker 1: female voice in the Republican Party demanding a more moderate approach,
Speaker 1: the thoughtful moderate pro constitution Republicans like Liz Cheney, And
Speaker 1: you might be wondering, why does it even matter? So
Speaker 1: what if the media mistakenly calls some conservatives moderates? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I call my husband my ex boyfriend's name. It's fine,
Speaker 1: he barely notices he left me. But it does matter
Speaker 1: because the word moderate means much more than just believing
Speaker 1: Joe Biden won the election. Most people still think that
Speaker 1: it means not extreme or willing to compromise. So when
Speaker 1: the media attaches this label to candidates who support abortion
Speaker 1: bands and endless wars, that makes those beliefs sound moderate,
Speaker 1: But they're not, and the media should not be labeling
Speaker 1: them as moderates just because they pass the low bar
Speaker 1: of not overthrowing the government. I'm sorry, I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: I'm getting emotional about this, but I just believe that
Speaker 1: having biological conservatives competing in moderate sports, that is the
Speaker 1: women's issue of our time.
Speaker 4: When we come back, we'll talk to Jason Iggle, So
Speaker 4: don't go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is
Speaker 1: a Grammy Award winning musician whose latest album is called
Speaker 1: Weather Veins. He can also be seen in the Oscar
Speaker 1: nominated film Killers of the Flower Moon. Please welcome Jason Invall.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, congratulations, thank you you got another Grammy.
Speaker 3: I did. I got a couple of this time.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, My god, this is how many?
Speaker 3: Six? This is six?
Speaker 1: Good lord?
Speaker 3: I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: Well deserved, well deserved. And not only are you an
Speaker 1: accomplished musician, but you are now an incredible actor. You
Speaker 1: were in Martin Scorsese's Killers of the Fur Moon, which
Speaker 1: has been nominated for all of the Academy Awards, and
Speaker 1: you're great in it. Now did you did you find
Speaker 1: that the grind of touring and performing prepared you for
Speaker 1: the pure stamina you needed? To sit through the entire
Speaker 1: movie start to finish.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do really good at not peeing and that
Speaker 7: helped a lot.
Speaker 1: You're well trained for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 7: It was an incredible experience to see all that go down.
Speaker 7: I didn't know why I was there.
Speaker 1: No, don't be so much. You're incredible in the film.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you, And I do believe they didn't let
Speaker 7: me screw the movie up. No, but it took a
Speaker 7: little while for me to realize that. So they had
Speaker 7: this guy who was like a dialect coach, right and
Speaker 7: all day every day he was working with DiCaprio and
Speaker 7: with de Niro on talking like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I went and met with him and he said, we're
Speaker 7: just going to hang out. I don't have any notes
Speaker 7: for you, just talk like you talk. And I thought,
Speaker 7: I know why i'm here. They're saving money on the dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talent and a budget cut two birds Whatso that's
Speaker 1: so funny. I also heard that an incident happened on
Speaker 1: set when you were doing a scene with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, there was an incident.
Speaker 1: There was an incident, So, yeah, do you want to
Speaker 1: tell it?
Speaker 3: I can tell you that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I could tell I would not have volunteered to
Speaker 7: tell the story, but.
Speaker 1: I think we should. I have the sense of humor
Speaker 1: of a fourteen year old boy, so I would love
Speaker 1: for you to tell the story.
Speaker 7: So we were in this very small space and we
Speaker 7: were shooting a scene where the two of us kind
Speaker 7: of get up in each other's space, and it's intense,
Speaker 7: you know, and we're not friends, and we're about to,
Speaker 7: you know, throw hands, and it gets really serious.
Speaker 3: And we've been doing this.
Speaker 7: For a couple of hours, and all of a sudden
Speaker 7: there were like thirty crew people in the room and
Speaker 7: me and Leo, and the camera was rolling, the film
Speaker 7: was happening, and all of a sudden, somebody in the
Speaker 7: crew flatulated.
Speaker 1: The most polite other way. He flatchy. We assume it's
Speaker 1: a here. It could have been a sheep.
Speaker 7: It very well could have been a she But whoever
Speaker 7: it was, you could tell that that person had lost
Speaker 7: a great battle.
Speaker 3: Just by the sound of it, you know.
Speaker 7: And then, of course, everybody, being the best of the best,
Speaker 7: nobody did anything.
Speaker 3: Nobody nobody would he farted, you know.
Speaker 7: It was like later on I called it a fartica
Speaker 7: situation because they were all willing to take the hit
Speaker 7: for this. But but what happened was I started laughing,
Speaker 7: and DiCaprio started laughing, and I thought, oh great, we're
Speaker 7: doing one of those blooper reels. Because I've never been
Speaker 7: in a movie before. I thought, this guy farted, this
Speaker 7: is gonna be great. And then he like like wove
Speaker 7: the laugh into his character, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: it was Ernest laughing at Beale, and I was not
Speaker 7: bal anymore. I was I was a redneck laughing at
Speaker 7: a farting man. And I realized, this is why one
Speaker 7: of us has an oscar and the other one is
Speaker 7: about a budget for an accident.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say that he rolled
Speaker 1: it into his character and he just said, excuse me.
Speaker 1: It just went on and now that's part of the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm nervous. That's what my guitar player said. I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. But I imagine when you're on stage performing
Speaker 1: that if that sort of thing happens, one of the
Speaker 1: band members farts, then you just play louder.
Speaker 3: You do, Yeah, you do. It's well, we have cues,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 7: It's hard to communicate on stage, so sometimes it's it's intentional.
Speaker 7: It's like, oh, it's that's that's when we go to
Speaker 7: the drum solo.
Speaker 1: Was this the first time that you ever acted before?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, it was.
Speaker 7: I done some voiceover stuff for a show called The
Speaker 7: squid Billies show that I loved.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was. I was. I was the youth minister
Speaker 3: on that show.
Speaker 7: I had gone to Bible School on a cheerleading scholarship,
Speaker 7: so essentially I was just playing myself on that and
Speaker 7: that was And then I was in the Deadwood movie
Speaker 7: just standing there in the background because I just loved
Speaker 7: the show so much that they let me come stand
Speaker 7: in the background and that was generous.
Speaker 3: It was really kind. Yeah, it was really.
Speaker 7: But this is the first time I'd actually acted like
Speaker 7: somebody other than myself or a youth minister, so it
Speaker 7: was a child.
Speaker 1: You're really really incredible in the movie. Is it Is
Speaker 1: it true that you just started auditioning during some downtime
Speaker 1: during during COVID when you can tour?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we we were locked down, couldn't tour. And I
Speaker 7: told my agent, if you can find anything where people
Speaker 7: are working safely and I can still keep me busy
Speaker 7: and do something creative and if there's a good story
Speaker 7: to tell. And so I got an audition, I got
Speaker 7: another audition, and I wound up, you know, on a
Speaker 7: zoom call in my bedroom with Scorsese and de Niro
Speaker 7: and uh, and then I got the part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was amazing. It was my birthday actually, oh birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't get any better than that. So I want
Speaker 1: to talk about Weather Vans. I heard that you wrote
Speaker 1: the entire album when you had downtime on set.
Speaker 3: That's true, Yeah, almost all of it. I did.
Speaker 1: Now when I have downtime on set, I play wordle.
Speaker 7: Yes, I had gone through a lot of wordle I'd
Speaker 7: tried sometimes I'll try everything else except what I should
Speaker 7: be doing.
Speaker 1: How did you do that? Did you now have like
Speaker 1: a creative association with your with the acting process on
Speaker 1: that film and the songwriting process or they woven it?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 7: But but that was incidental, really, you know, I didn't
Speaker 7: know until I went back and listened to the finished
Speaker 7: product of the album that I had used a lot
Speaker 7: of themes and names that happened to line with the movie.
Speaker 7: You know, in a song King of Oklahoma, there's a
Speaker 7: molly and that to me had I had no idea
Speaker 7: that I was spending most of my time with, you know,
Speaker 7: Lily Gladstone, who was playing Molly, and it was it
Speaker 7: was just getting into my brain and I kind of
Speaker 7: one of the tricks that I have as a songwriter
Speaker 7: as I go along, I have eliminated ways of editing
Speaker 7: myself until it's time to start editing, so I don't
Speaker 7: slow myself down. And so if I'm writing a song,
Speaker 7: I'm not paying attention too much other than just the
Speaker 7: puzzle of making the words line up.
Speaker 1: Can you play and write in your in your head
Speaker 1: at the same time or do you write first? And
Speaker 1: then how does the process work? How do you not
Speaker 1: get in your way when you're in the creative flow.
Speaker 7: You have to remind yourself like am I writing a song?
Speaker 7: Or am I editing the song?
Speaker 3: You know? And those you can't do those at the
Speaker 3: same time. I can't.
Speaker 7: Some people probably can, but I Usually I'll start by
Speaker 7: like repeating a phrase, I'll overhear something, or I'll think
Speaker 7: of something, and it may be like literally what I'm doing,
Speaker 7: Like I might say there's there's not coffee in this
Speaker 7: and that well.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get sorry they cut the budget, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get your coffee.
Speaker 7: Most of my songs are complaints at the end of
Speaker 7: the but then after a while you just repeat it
Speaker 7: and and and a melody sort of makes itself happen.
Speaker 7: And then I'll pick up a guitar and start finding
Speaker 7: the chords. And you know, I kind of look at
Speaker 7: it like there's a big, huge field full of rocks,
Speaker 7: and everything you need is under one of those rocks.
Speaker 7: And it might be under the first rock you pick up,
Speaker 7: but you might have to pick up.
Speaker 3: A million of them. But if you just.
Speaker 7: Keep trying things, eventually you'll get You'll get there.
Speaker 1: That's f I feel like I'm just just a lifetime
Speaker 1: of picking up rocks, keep going. You you have a
Speaker 1: song called Middle of the Morning and you talk about
Speaker 1: being a strong but silent Southern man. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like the idea of what a Southern man is or
Speaker 1: southern masculinity has evil in your lifetime.
Speaker 7: We're trying, we're trying to evolve that, you know, but
Speaker 7: evidence sometimes shows the contrary to be true as well.
Speaker 7: You know, in my experience, we're not always the best
Speaker 7: at talking about how we feel, and that makes us
Speaker 7: not very good at dealing with our emotions and things
Speaker 7: will come out in ways that we don't intend them to,
Speaker 7: you know, when we're not.
Speaker 3: Able to say I am scared or I am sad.
Speaker 7: And I don't necessarily know that that's a Southern thing,
Speaker 7: but but you know, it definitely happens a lot in
Speaker 7: the South, and that's where I came from.
Speaker 1: And do you hope that your music can kind of
Speaker 1: act as a solve for young men to grow up
Speaker 1: and see another way of being.
Speaker 3: I would like that.
Speaker 7: You know, it serves a purpose for me initially, but
Speaker 7: I think if your intentions are honest and you're really
Speaker 7: trying to communicate with people, then that will happen as
Speaker 7: a byproduct of what you're doing. And I do I
Speaker 7: see a lot of big dudes crying at the shows,
Speaker 7: and it makes me really happy. It makes me really happy.
Speaker 1: I think you're making a lot of big dudes cry
Speaker 1: out here right now.
Speaker 3: You can do it, you can. This is a safe space, big.
Speaker 1: Dude, safe safe, We can laugh, we can cry. You
Speaker 1: also are extremely outspoken when it comes to common sense
Speaker 1: gun laws and advocacy. You wrote a song on your
Speaker 1: album that's about the fear as a parent that you
Speaker 1: have in this country, and many of us feel sending
Speaker 1: our kids to school every day.
Speaker 3: Was that.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine how difficult that song was to write.
Speaker 1: Was it an emotional experience for you?
Speaker 3: It was hard.
Speaker 7: The first time I wrote it, I didn't do a
Speaker 7: very good job because I wasn't saying exactly what I
Speaker 7: wanted to say, you know. And when I rewrote it,
Speaker 7: I got closer to what I meant. And then I
Speaker 7: did it again, and finally I was actually telling the truth.
Speaker 7: Sometimes that's the process, you know, you want to be
Speaker 7: vague and you don't want to hit the nail on
Speaker 7: the head. But this one really called for that, and
Speaker 7: I went from when I'm writing about something that heavy,
Speaker 7: I find the best way to do it for me
Speaker 7: is to go from my own personal perspective. I don't
Speaker 7: have any experience in a mass shooting situation, so I'm
Speaker 7: not going to write a song about that. But what
Speaker 7: I will write about is being at the grocery store
Speaker 7: and hearing a balloon pop and the first thing that
Speaker 7: comes into my mind is, oh, my god, is somebody
Speaker 7: in here with a gun? You know, and I know
Speaker 7: it is extremely frustrating for a whole lot of people
Speaker 7: in this country to deal with. It's, you know, it's
Speaker 7: something that we shouldn't have to worry about. I think
Speaker 7: it's something that, you know, is a capitalist issue at heart.
Speaker 7: I think all those companies that sprung up after the
Speaker 7: Brady Bill was repealed are really kind of pulling the
Speaker 7: strings right now and selling people something that they don't
Speaker 7: need so they can feel proud of something that they
Speaker 7: really shouldn't be proud of, you know.
Speaker 3: But it's scary.
Speaker 7: It's scary, and having a child, you know, it does
Speaker 7: make you think about these things more often.
Speaker 3: It won't necessarily make a good.
Speaker 7: Person out of you, but if you start as one,
Speaker 7: then don't make you worry a lot.
Speaker 3: I have to smell.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 1: Well, you're going to stay and you're going to perform
Speaker 1: for us. You're going to perform a song called cast
Speaker 1: iron Skillet. Now, I'm from Kentucky, so I'm no stranger
Speaker 1: to Southern phrases like don't wash the cast iron skillet.
Speaker 1: That's why I never do the dishes, but these But
Speaker 1: you have a way of using these like simple Southern phrases,
Speaker 1: but there's a much deeper meaning underneath. What was the
Speaker 1: inspiration behind this song?
Speaker 7: I like to make characters and then follow them around
Speaker 7: and see what they do. And when I start a song,
Speaker 7: I don't necessarily know how it's going to end. I
Speaker 7: just like to make characters that you can believe and
Speaker 7: that are honest, and then see how they behave as
Speaker 7: human people would behave. And sometimes that can character is
Speaker 7: the narrator, because this has got two This song has
Speaker 7: two separate stories. Both of them are true, and both
Speaker 7: of them happened to people that I was close to
Speaker 7: when I was a child. And the first story is
Speaker 7: about a couple of guys that I went to school with,
Speaker 7: who you know, went down a bad path and wound
Speaker 7: up murdering somebody, going to prison for the rest of
Speaker 7: their lives. And then the second part is about a
Speaker 7: relative I had who who fell in love with the
Speaker 7: black man and her dad just owned her and never
Speaker 7: spoke to her again. And you know, these things really happened,
Speaker 7: and this was the eighties and the nineties, and you
Speaker 7: know they still happen today. And the narrator is trying
Speaker 7: to give advice, but it's not really good advice. I mean,
Speaker 7: here's the secret. You can wash the skill it. You know,
Speaker 7: it's made of cases it'll be fine. You can wash
Speaker 7: the skill it. A lot of times I'll write a
Speaker 7: song that has some southern, you know, words of wisdom
Speaker 7: in it, and people will say, hey, man, that's not
Speaker 7: exactly right.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you're almost there. You're almost you're understanding
Speaker 3: the song.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for you to perform. I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: Everyone here is very excited. Weather Van is available now
Speaker 1: and Killars of the Flower Moon are streaming globally on
Speaker 1: Apple TV plus. That's our show for tonight. Now here,
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