WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Stinkergeist

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go over the list.

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<v Speaker 2>These are the top three people we enjoy pranking the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Bride Zilla's just a few days before their wedding, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my goodness, always fun. New hires who don't know anyone

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<v Speaker 2>in their company and I want to sell them drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>And rounding out the top three are first time home buyers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's just like a personal one for you. Since

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<v Speaker 1>that's you right now, you realize how gullible you are

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<v Speaker 1>so much seriously, I mean, they're stressed.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't exactly know what's going on or what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's what happens today when we call a guy

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<v Speaker 2>who put an offer in on a home that's going

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<v Speaker 2>through the final inspection phase.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of all the possible issues, he never foresaw this

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<v Speaker 1>type of problem. You're gonna hear it in your phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap right now, phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>my name's Elliott Graves. I'm looking for Trent.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is him. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Trent, I'm the paranormal property consultant. You're a real You're hired?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the paranormal property consultant. You made an offer on

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<v Speaker 3>the house, on one hundred southeast.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct? Absolutely? I did. Okay, so you said

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<v Speaker 1>paranormal like ghosts.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your reeltor Stephan hired me as a hunted home

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<v Speaker 3>expert to check it out, are not at all. I

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<v Speaker 3>just went through the property an hour ago and I

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<v Speaker 3>did write down some notes here. So according to my notes,

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<v Speaker 3>basement actually looked good. There's nothing going on down there.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you say nothing's going on, what exactly do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean by that?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, spirits or specters, any type of ghost like activity.

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<v Speaker 3>So basement's good, kitchen's fine, children's bedrooms also clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I guess that's other than the master bedroom. Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much good to go. Wait, wait, what do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with the master bedroom? I don't know exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be nothing. Well, bro, but tell me if

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<v Speaker 1>there's something going on, let me know. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is going to sound weird to you, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure a spirit passed gas when I came

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<v Speaker 3>into the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's beyond weird. What exactly as the gas? This

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<v Speaker 1>is why I didn't even want to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to tell me everything that happened. Everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I walked in, I heard the tut immediately had

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<v Speaker 3>to cover my entire face.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it was the most potent smell.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I heard a laugh and footsteps ran down the staircase.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is it? You're kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I've been doing this a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to be thorough, so I actually got permission

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<v Speaker 3>to call the previous homeowner.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you talked to them, yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what the hell did they say?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>They confirmed it what they've been dealing with this for years,

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<v Speaker 3>apparently dealing.

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<v Speaker 1>With a farting ghost in that's what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Though they came up with different names, not fart ghost.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a flatulent phantom lord Gasberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the one that's stuck with stinker geist. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>seeing me?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Because like poltergeist because it smells, so it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>stinker geist.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what it means.

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<v Speaker 3>I should mention as well, now that I have my

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<v Speaker 3>notes in front of me. They did say, if you

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<v Speaker 3>make egg salad in the kitchen, don't leave it unattended.

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<v Speaker 1>That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think this should deter you from buying the home.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the walk through, it's beautiful. The realtor just

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<v Speaker 3>thought you should know. There's a lot worse things that

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<v Speaker 3>could happen, like a leaky pipe.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that a farting ghost is a lot worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Still sleaking, all right, they call it a stinker geist.

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<v Speaker 3>Just wanted to remind me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what they call it. If everything you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying is real, I'm having serious reservations about buying his

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<v Speaker 1>damn house. Okay, I hear you. I hear you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>And I can come back into a fall up with

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<v Speaker 3>Lord Gasberry if he's really British like they.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, how is that going to help me? I have

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<v Speaker 1>a little experience. I can try to speak to him.

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<v Speaker 3>And I stinking guys quick forwarding in the chimney and

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<v Speaker 3>get out.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't chat mate, Joe, is that what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely is a joke. But having a guy watch him?

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<v Speaker 1>I it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. Watch the are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? This is a prank phone call? Man.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is jose from the show Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 3>in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife Natalie set you up? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>If she told you guys are in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>buying a home, and you're super stressed about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted to just lighten the mood a little man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yes, we're about to buy a home.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I'm about to overbid the next person. Excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to overbid on this home? You want the

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<v Speaker 1>stinker guys. That is a cool accessory to have in

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<v Speaker 1>a home. Dude. Think about how much money you could

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<v Speaker 1>charge on Airbnb. Dude, I just want the house man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but you could be the guy with this stinker

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<v Speaker 1>guy's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want that, all right, Brook and Jeffreys phone

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<v Speaker 1>taps on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning