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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that Kevin polk with that. Yes, I would like to

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Speaker 1: wish everyone a happy New Year, but not after January eleven,

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Speaker 1: Dear friends, lovers and listeners. Over the years, I've been

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Speaker 1: crazy and lucky to see my fair share of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: Not too long ago, while having my undercarriage repainted, the

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Speaker 1: idea hit me. What if I brought together the right

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Speaker 1: creative people and asked them to make shure up based

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Speaker 1: on my own twisted, freak, flag flying ideas, then offer

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Speaker 1: a podcast of a seemingly magical process, and I'd call

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Speaker 1: it Alchemy. Please, for the love of Mike, stop blowing

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Speaker 1: smoke up my skirt. Well, after a bit of title tankering,

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Speaker 1: I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends, to

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Speaker 1: another episode of Alchemy this. Let's mean our group of Alchemists,

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Speaker 1: shall we, in no particular order to say hello everybody?

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Speaker 1: To Vanessa, Rag and Venetia. What's the worst thing about

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Speaker 1: sitting so close to Joey Greer? I guess the energy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's correct, It's very intense. It's a yeah, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: too much. I'm gonna say lock up your daughters. Chris

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Speaker 1: Alvarado's in the Who's Why, Hey, I'm if they're selling

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Speaker 1: that's one of your old daughters. I should have clarified.

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Speaker 1: Lock up your college going smart? What Christmas wish did

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Speaker 1: you make that still might come true? Um? Getting some

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Speaker 1: of Joey Grel's energy? Yeah, come on, people, We've got

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Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski here, Craig, Why can't we all just get along?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm sitting next to Joey Greer last, but all

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Speaker 1: flatten your times if you think of Lea, it's Joey beer. Hey, Joe, Joe,

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Speaker 1: tell our listeners something about you that they couldn't possibly know.

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Speaker 1: Inside is so quiet? Yes, no one knew that for

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Speaker 1: damn sure that was joining us. Tardy will be sweet

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Speaker 1: baby James heeney h James, Can I call it captain poopy? Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Our first scene very excited folks that scenes to they're

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Speaker 1: coming from your listener mail that's right right to us

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Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. Your

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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com and give us

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Speaker 1: some suggestions like this first one that comes from Mary

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Speaker 1: Grace Russo, who writes Loving the Podcast Listen as as

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Speaker 1: soon as they come out a concept to maybe try

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Speaker 1: the first date was thinking of tender, but simplifying would

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Speaker 1: be a first date. Well, thank you Mary Grace. So

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Speaker 1: let's do I'm gonna open it up a little and say,

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Speaker 1: let's do a series of first dates that were simply

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Speaker 1: set up from any one of the various dating apps.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is great, thank you. Um So, I

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Speaker 1: I know from the app that you're you love astrology.

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic star. Yeah. Yes, I am going to be

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Speaker 1: very balanced. I am. I'm a Libra on a Burger

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Speaker 1: rising and very interesting. Yes, yeah, my too. Uh, I

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Speaker 1: have very I have several different scholar shamans that I

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Speaker 1: work with. Each one has different levels and tears of

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Speaker 1: understanding to the psyche and as well as to the

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Speaker 1: stars faces. So I'm not gonna man splain astrology to you.

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Speaker 1: Please please do, please do. That's too much of me,

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Speaker 1: too much of me, too much of me. Uh. On

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Speaker 1: your profile says you work with cars m hm the

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Speaker 1: Pixar film, Oh, oh my god, oh my re editing

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Speaker 1: it ever since it came out, Oh my god, trying

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Speaker 1: to get it right and tear are your drinks? Colada

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Speaker 1: and one virgin Pini Colada. Thank you. I asked for

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Speaker 1: no Marischino cherry's, sir, can you come back please? I

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Speaker 1: heard him. I asked for no Maraschino cherries. Okay, just

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Speaker 1: because I order a virgin drink? Am I a child? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Come back please right here? Okay, I'll take it away.

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Speaker 1: What was that keep your college aged daughters away from him?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? Oh? Did I or did I not

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Speaker 1: say no masch You you said I don't recall at all? Well,

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Speaker 1: Can you get this out of my drink? Please? Do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I use my fingers not at all?

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Speaker 1: There's a stem? Please? Can you just fix this? Please?

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Speaker 1: There you go? Shall I tie it in a knot?

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Speaker 1: Shall I tie it in a bow? Do you hear saying? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much? And these are on the house. Oh,

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Speaker 1: something about the two faced quality. Yes, yes, exactly exactly. Janice,

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Speaker 1: aware of the people. It's just like, why would there

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Speaker 1: part of me. I just wanted to apologize for the

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Speaker 1: mistake earlier. And oh you're still working here? Wow? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Mozzarella six wild fingers and well, I want half of

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Speaker 1: an alcoholic. I am a teetotal Just you just say

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Speaker 1: Go hit yourself with a broom. We will go half

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Speaker 1: of that, oh, with a booze and half of that

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Speaker 1: She's so nice. I'm so happy I met somebody on blunk.

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Speaker 1: I can't even count so many moons, you know, not

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Speaker 1: enough stars? Wow? Wow, But when you feel that light,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for fun and sport, okay, and someone who

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Speaker 1: likes novels. Um I haven't read a book in a

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Speaker 1: this is a nice bar. It's a nice are really

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Speaker 1: fun idea. Yeah, you look great in the park about

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Speaker 1: the way, thank you? So what do you say? We

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Speaker 1: do this? We rock and roll you and me? We

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Speaker 1: of mistakes in my past. You're human. I'm human. Look

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Speaker 1: at that. I love you. Know. This is the first

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Speaker 1: time someone's wanted to commit in a while. So that's

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Speaker 1: a good thing. I'm all commit, But you're this is

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Speaker 1: just a little maybe by the end of the drinks.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you know what I mean? I could listen.

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you need? I'm hoping you

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Speaker 1: And your boss. You got a boss. I'm good at

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Speaker 1: I think my work speaks for itself. But if it doesn't,

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Speaker 1: I can speak for your work. How are those drinks, folks?

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Speaker 1: Are they cold enough for you? Very cold, very very cold. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is a nice bar, coldest bar in town and

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Speaker 1: coldest drinks. And yeah, I see those signs everywhere. It

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Speaker 1: that all about? What you know? How I've said I'm quirky? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: on the branch Martini, My lady, I'm sorry. Do you

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Speaker 1: Oh you can see it from that far away. Cheers.

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Speaker 1: of your life. Mike, I didn't say any of that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a heat lamp, but I was able

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Speaker 1: to find a hair dryer if you run it long enough.

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Speaker 1: I still need help, thank you, Okay, Okay, I'm coming back, Mikey,

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Speaker 1: Why It wasn't you. It's not the way you look.

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Speaker 1: You look great, it's the way you were threatening me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The thing is still a threat, honestly. And you think, Jimmy,

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Speaker 1: I'm a drink melted. I didn't know the cup was

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Speaker 1: made of ice. Way are an ice bar? I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: I didn't read carefully enough. I was so scared of

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Speaker 1: my dream. You signed the disclaimer when you walked down.

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Speaker 1: Didn't read that either. What the funk is this? Mike? Mike?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? Yeah? Hi? I on the ledger here.

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Speaker 1: You wanted to come in and talk about Aggie's position

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Speaker 1: and you were sent in. I'm confused. What's confusing about

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Speaker 1: and this is funny to me. You think you're really cute.

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Speaker 1: dealing with the other countries. I'd love to hear another,

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00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: what kind of lock ourselves in here? And are you okay?

413
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: I think so much the lower part of my bodies.

414
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: It's Phil season up, Phil mcka with a bill, uh,

415
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: fill with a bill, Fill with a bill. I understand, Phil, Bill, Phil, Bill,

416
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: you don't look way. I love my going to lie.

417
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir, Thank you so again. First option powers

418
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: off to the world. Option too, we lock ourselves in

419
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: your face to the death. I can't understand. Option two

420
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: is we lock ourselves in here? How does that affect

421
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: the rest of the world. Well, I now's as good

422
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: as time is I need to tell you we actually

423
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: run things around here. Well, I understand that that's we're

424
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: fun with it. Oh that was our job as pr

425
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Apparently I just need to know what the story is

426
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: because Bill is confused. Can you go have a quick

427
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: conversation with Bill? Just you two love. We have to

428
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: finish the debate about peanut butter. I'd love to hear.

429
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: I would love to hear you. Can I get a

430
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: quick poll? I'd love to hear from clip clock alright on,

431
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: So creamier or chunky? Chunky from clip junk from Don

432
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: Field Bill, creamy, creamy, thanks Edgar, Chunky for me? Chunky.

433
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: So that's three chunkies in a cream un alright, Well

434
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: that's good to know. Bill, be so alright, keep up

435
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: a good word. We'll keep it. I'm going out, all right, well,

436
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: thank you. So just follow me down the hallway over here,

437
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,479
Speaker 1: and you're gonna see on the left hand side, this

438
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: is where the Presidential Movie Theater is. Now, this is

439
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,239
Speaker 1: something very rare toly we're gonna be able to We're

440
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: gonna have all the screenings of all the different New

441
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: Year's Balls drops going on in here. When it Happenscorn, Yes,

442
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: they're well, so now just follow me down the hallway.

443
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: Please don't touch the president. Taft got stuck in. That's

444
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: just a rumor. Is one of those presidents that died

445
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: having sex with a horse. Where do they keep the aliens? Okay,

446
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: well all these are just rumors, now, Okay, that and

447
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: we don't keep those No, no, no, the aliens are real.

448
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I saw aliens on the news and they

449
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: are here. Oh my god, he had seen aliens. Well

450
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't on the traditional news, but it was an

451
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: news source. We're going to die here to note, right,

452
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: Come on, don't say something like that. If you have

453
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: some kind of special power to feel the premonitions like that,

454
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: do you do you feel that? I just heard it.

455
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: Everybody's buying water. If you say someone's gonna die in

456
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,479
Speaker 1: the White House, you know that's a federal offense. Right,

457
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't. So let's just get some.

458
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: I was told I could bowl a couple of frames

459
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: in the bowling alley. All right, y'all, these are just rumors.

460
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: There's no bowling alley. There is bowling alleys there. But

461
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,719
Speaker 1: let's'll just go down and let's just come down the slide.

462
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: Let's set your tour group with I'm gonna y'all such

463
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: a what's happened? I took all these I want to

464
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: cattel Bill left me. Well, someone hold me while. Let

465
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: that where we go next? Follow the door sheet. Give

466
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: me the map. Where's that butler who's worked for all

467
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: the president? That's a rumor. Give me the map. I'm

468
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: gonna show you where to go. Off to another New

469
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: Year's Eve party, this one in the high Hollywood Hills.

470
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: We're a very prominent producers. Are in quite the lavish party.

471
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: We'll hear from the guests, the host, and the caterers. Yeah, party, noise, party, alcohol, using,

472
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: you know, just a bullshit, you know. I mean, I'm

473
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: trying to get this fucking role man, and it's just

474
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: like it's all coming at me in a way. That's

475
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: just a black Gary. You have a call. Yeah, I

476
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: got a cool It's called a cocaine. Okay, all right, Yeah,

477
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: can I guess? So yeah, of course you can get

478
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: something in my pocket. You gotta get it from my pocket,

479
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: all right. So it's just like crazy, you know, like

480
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: anyone knows there's any birds in here whole oh my birds, Yes,

481
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: any birds, Stefanie Trillo, Stephanie Trilo, Stephanie who should I

482
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: saw you? Oh my god, I loved I loved you?

483
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: And dinosaurs react. That was a fun project and a

484
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: lot of fun on set. The dinosaurs were almost really

485
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: we all got scared at one time or another. There

486
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: was a lot of improv. Yeah you're saying one off book.

487
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: I went off book and stephite me trail and have

488
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: a better books. She didn't want to get off. What

489
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: do you think is gonna happen at midnight? When a

490
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: stroke at midnight where I have an ant tools a

491
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: witch and she told me if I about the head

492
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: off a bird of so I'm looking for a bird,

493
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: that's what the head of the bird is for. That's right,

494
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: the blood. I don't know what makes she get through it,

495
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: but it's going to be a chosen few that live exactly.

496
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: The rest will fade into the dust. Everything I'm seeing

497
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: on the news, just as the computers are gonna go wacky.

498
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: But listen to the news, baby baby. Mr Shapiro, Yes,

499
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: I know you're just okay, But like I know that

500
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,239
Speaker 1: you also like cater to like all the stars. Of

501
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: course I do. That's why I have parties. I was

502
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: just wondering if maybe I could pitch you my movie idea.

503
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: I mean, right now, I'm playing the role of cater.

504
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: I know it's so there and my boss. Okay, okay, okay,

505
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: let me put this down. Go ahead, I'll give you

506
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: the elevator. Elevator, excuse me, Okay, never mind, just come

507
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: back when you're ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I live

508
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: in my car. What did you say, elevator? Alright, fine, fine, yeah,

509
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: you said it wrong unless it was Mr Shapiro. We

510
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: need a few more stuff mushrooms. Hey, can I give

511
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 1: you a quick elevator pitch? Yes? Two words? Bigfoot family?

512
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: So kid, bigfoot's adult, bigfoots, women, bigfoots. That's my bigfoot family. Okay,

513
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: let's stund buying or not? Yes, I'm buying. You think

514
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Okay, you could call it a big

515
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: feet I'm just one thing. You give Any whole birds

516
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: in here? Are you cooking any whole birds in the kitchen?

517
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: Have we have life birds? Oh? Goodness, this is great?

518
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: May have one absolutely partment. Um. I don't want to

519
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 1: embarrass you or blow up your spot as they say.

520
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: But you said elevator pitch in there, like, are you

521
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: selling a movie about elevators? You don't, you don't know

522
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: the term. It's an industry term. Yeah, it's called an

523
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: elevator pitch. Why would it be called an elevator? Hey,

524
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: little hot dogs up? Like, I gotta get these little

525
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: hot dogs dot there? Okay, Frank is supposed to be

526
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: in blankets. I just see on the blankets, you little bigs,

527
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: a little blanket and hot dogs. Nobody's gonna eat hot

528
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: dogs and a big fancy people love dogs. We gotta

529
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: put blankets on them. Then you put the blankets on them.

530
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: Gona make the dog. I'm gonna come back in a

531
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. Better be blankets on the lost. Oh good, Yeah,

532
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: where is he? That's a big bigger than what is that?

533
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: That's a big bird? Oh I was hoping. I said, Oh,

534
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: he's a scary. What isn't? Thank you? Thank you so much,

535
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: up a little guy, Mr Shapiro. Canna tell you for

536
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: a second please of course, of course. Well I just

537
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: want to say again thank you for hiring us and

538
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: having this work here. But there has been a slight

539
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: decline in your output for the night. Oh well, the

540
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: truth is, I've been getting a lot of pitches and honestly,

541
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm at I don't care. You're working right now? Okay,

542
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: Mr Shapiro, So you're gonna have to hit certain tables

543
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: in a certain quote to you understand. I thought that

544
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: it was just, you know, uh, kind of breaking the mold,

545
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: just working as a cater at my own party. I

546
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: can't get some slack at my own house. No, sir,

547
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: if you if you're if you're working with Golden Table,

548
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: you're working with the best. I mean, that's why I

549
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: hire you guys, and that's why you're working with us.

550
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: So do me a favor. I wan, don't you pretend

551
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: you're on the clock. Okay, Well, this is the first

552
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: year you've been managing this. I don't know if you

553
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: know how it usually works. Yeah, usually it works is

554
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: anyone can do whatever the hell they wanted your parties,

555
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: and we lose money. Oh not anymore, Mr Shapiro. Okay, Okay,

556
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: thank you dude. Look, look, I know you think I

557
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: sound crazy, but just listen. Okay. I think in the

558
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: future it's gonna be more like technical man. I think

559
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: that like we're gonna break open the fucking landscape of

560
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: what it means to be creative. I think you can.

561
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: People are gonna make movies on their fucking phones. You

562
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: are fucking quite your telephone at home in the little

563
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: in the hallway. I'm gonna make movies with that. I

564
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: think I'm just high man, man, just hi. I heard

565
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: my son the other day. He's four, he said digital.

566
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what. He's still gonna talking about his fingers.

567
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: I just feel like we're gonna put be in a

568
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: place where you can make your You could be a

569
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: celebrity on your own. Man, what Stuart but famous for? What? Like?

570
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: You know, like Warhol set fifteen minutes of fame. I

571
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be like six seconds of fame. Hi, man,

572
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: I don't know I have, but she's having you know

573
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh yeah, These pigs without blankets are incredible.

574
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: See I thought they were surprising too, really good. I

575
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: mean it's a hot dog, really right, I don't know

576
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 1: it's a pig without blanket, A blanket list pig blanket.

577
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: I call it a cold pick. Who wants to do

578
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: cocaine on a mera? I love this body. It's not bad, right,

579
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: It's the opposite of bad. It's good. And I thought

580
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: it was the game throwing the body was also the

581
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: kid where that seems cool but he's crazy. Yeah, yeah,

582
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: have you talked to him? No? I already wasn't meeting

583
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: the bottom line. Oh well, I think he's a pretty

584
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: cool boss. It's all I though, Mr Shapiro, Man, I

585
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: mean he's a high big time producer and a caterer.

586
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 1: Like like the eatering ideas like kind of like outdated.

587
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: I feel like there's gonna be a time you can

588
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: like use your phone to like have meals. You can

589
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 1: do that, you can call It's gonna be like that,

590
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: but with like more actors and improvisers bringing it to you.

591
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: Improvisers are you talking about? It's like I'd like to

592
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: make a quick announcement, everybody, My nieces blackbird is missing

593
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: from the cage upstairs. It is not supposed to be

594
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: an outdoor blackbird. Does anybody know what happened to the bird?

595
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: And where can we get more of these little meatballs.

596
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be bringing them in just a moment. But

597
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: it's an emergency. Uh. That blackbird? If birds were like talking,

598
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 1: but we were the voice of the bird and we're

599
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: like going like tweet tweet tweet tweet and like sending

600
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: messages to each other. I'm hi, shut up, Okay, I

601
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: could have swore I heard something there. Oh it's my idea. Yeah,

602
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's like a digital platform. Alright, alright,

603
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: we'll keep an eye out for a blackbird. I'm going

604
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: to bring out the meat balls. Oh my, this party

605
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: is fantastic. No, dear, hello, hello, hello, hello, excuse me.

606
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: You're very famish and English actor, aren't you a very

607
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: famous English? Yeah? I can't place you but that, but

608
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: I know i've seen you in something. You're You're incredible.

609
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. If you can think of what

610
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: it is, that'll be fantastic. Commercial pepper farms. The guy

611
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: in the cloak I was say, if you remember me,

612
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:45,439
Speaker 1: those cookies will sale your cookies for sale. God. Yeah,

613
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: he came from like Shakespeare and ship originally, right, right, right?

614
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: So what was your favorite Shakespeare player you ever did?

615
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: Because I've only seen one Corey Janis or something like that. No, no, no, no,

616
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: probably um probably the field that was all the Yes, right,

617
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Speaker 1: I've seen you, my friend. Oh my gosh. Yes, I

620
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Speaker 1: know the deep, my friend, so to speak, I know

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Speaker 1: the animals of that. Yes, my friend, I have masturbated

622
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Speaker 1: so much of your work. Boys. Hello, how to do?

623
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Speaker 1: How to do? Yes, it's really me in the flesh.

624
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 1: You've seen my boobs and now you're going to meet

625
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Speaker 1: my bird. Question, does anyone comfortable killing a bird? Step?

626
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, a cookie man, A cookie man I

627
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Speaker 1: have in my coach, black crow. It was like the

628
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Speaker 1: Tower of London. Yes, give me, it's an omen where

629
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: he's just like me to breathe it. Well, I need

630
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: is for someone to I thought I could do it myself.

631
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: But I don't want to watch the live drain attitude

632
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Speaker 1: I got. I don't want to be alive. I don't

633
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: want to be alone under Let's take the elevator to

634
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: the room. Sorry, on my computer is dead. It just died.

635
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 1: Um no, the light's gonna everyone. Everyone in the bathroom

636
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: just turned. The ash is still alive. I didn't find

637
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: hard enough. One of us is getting in this room

638
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: alive and one of us isn't. At the time, Candles,

639
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: you got candles. Of course, I got candles. Candles. This

640
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Speaker 1: burn need's help. I've been him. You'd be like Alexa,

641
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: turn on the lights. Who is Alexa? Hey, we can

642
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: still do drugs and stuff up by candles. This would

643
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: be great. These are birthday candles. Man, They're not gonna

644
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: help with drugs. They're gonna get wax sol over. I understand,

645
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: like like fourteen of them, guys, I got this this

646
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: hand radio. There seems to be some emergency broadcast plane man,

647
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 1: a message from the President of the United States, clip club,

648
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: the real president? What option? It's another option? I was

649
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: option one, but we went with option to Ah, never mind,

650
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: junk band about it, winds, We're not do each other

651
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Speaker 1: pay taxes? Maintaining roads, pay taxes, pay taxes. It wants

652
00:42:54,080 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: to pay taxes. That's a lot like my elevator pitch. Elevator? Yeah,

653
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: what the hell is an elevator pitch? Can we hear

654
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: the elevator? Picture? Ready? Thank you? All right? I've got

655
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: a second. What's the bat mr, Here's what I was thinking,

656
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: the world's coming to an end. I see that all

657
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: around me, um, and who we think is in charge,

658
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: it's not actually in charge. I just charged them. Oh,

659
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: that's what we don't We don't really know what if

660
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: it's an alien, that's what I was kind of thinking, right,

661
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: like an alien. I'm just spit Well, the voice in

662
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: the radio sounded very alien like, what's reminding me of

663
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: my elevator pitch? Mr Spirow, Mr Spirits. Kevin Spacey said, Yes,

664
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Speaker 1: that's great news. It's a great story. But I gotta

665
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: go hug Kevin Spacey. Bad idea. The TV is coming

666
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: back on, so are the radios and all the lights.

667
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: We did it, the world didn't it. That's crazy? Look

668
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: at that Holy shit and the illusion live and the

669
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: illusion illusion. Now, how exactly are we going to make

670
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: them big that the whole world is going to shut

671
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: down just because at the end of the of the decade,

672
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: it's very easy. You just kind of put it out there.

673
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: You just floated. You just florida these people. That's very,

674
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: very stupid. That's impressive. Yeah, take me through the two options.

675
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: The first one is something about like I'm plugging stuff.

676
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: Then the second one is they are very propriaric flight

677
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Speaker 1: for power. I like option I like to to I

678
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: pushed for two, I'll push the dog And what do

679
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: you got. I'm already up. I just want to bring

680
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: you guys all these softballs. What am I doing here?

681
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: A couple of questions for you? Leave me alone there,

682
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: stop touching. You're looking comfortable. No, this one's looking at

683
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 1: my but it's not looking. That's not as young. That's

684
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: a greetings. Yeah, okay, we got a couple of We

685
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: learned about earth behavior by watching your films. Yeah, Cory

686
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: gans deep guts. What I was just I was I

687
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: pad with my wife and next thing I knew the

688
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: movie Riggs Jane a bit. I've never seen it. Give

689
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: me another movie. This is a fun game. I'll tell you.

690
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Why were they saved by the bell? Yeah? Were they

691
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: saved by the bell? What were they get from themselves?

692
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: When I go back? Can I go back home? I

693
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: got about Just take it easy? Uh? Will you go

694
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: to sleep with night? What do you dream of? Mm

695
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:46,479
Speaker 1: hmm not a regular bait? Um? I guess flying you can't.

696
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: This thing's tongue is still in my butt. That I

697
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: just saying that out. Why did you say I did not?

698
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: I was saying hello, Okay, So we're good. Charles Dale

699
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: and George, I don't know you're all glowing things. We're

700
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: gonna never stopped with the bathroom. Bill Clinton, President Bill

701
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Speaker 1: Clinton taking tongue out of my foot. Hello, baby, baby,

702
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: wake up what I'm having a horrible dream. When you

703
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Speaker 1: wake up, you's sleep. You've got to go. We called

704
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: last call already, we got we gotta go sleepy sleep.

705
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: Lots of people fall asleep in here because it is vericle. Okay,

706
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: can you made me take the hair dry away? Please?

707
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Speaker 1: Got Okay, Okay, okay, babe, all right, okay, you're ready

708
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: to go cold again? Okay, let's go home. Let's go home. Okay,

709
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: let's call our home our home. They all need an uber.

710
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: I don't even need to press the air, but just

711
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: a feeling though. Oh yeah, I had a feeling that

712
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: we need to go home. Yet I need to tell

713
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Speaker 1: you our address. I know what I've got another letter

714
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Speaker 1: from from Justin make mcate and C. A. T. E.

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Speaker 1: McKay s Hey chemists, and then in parentheses my idea

716
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Speaker 1: for what to name the team, but feel free to change.

717
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah right, pound that chest. I just wanted to say

718
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: that I love your show. I recently Binz listened uh

719
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: to it at work the other day. They shift really

720
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: flew by. I'm a full time student with a full

721
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: time minimum wage job. I always wanted to attend a

722
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: live show, but it's so hard to find the time.

723
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: So thanks for making this podcast and giving me a

724
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: comfortable break from the grind. Please keep up the great work.

725
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: I have a few suggestions below, uh for some scenes

726
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: to run through your newest van Justin mccate. Here's the

727
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: one of his suggestions. And amateur SWAT team on their

728
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: first mission with the directing, with the director coaching them

729
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: from a van outside. Okay, So, since the suggestion made

730
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: the odd choice of using the word director, I would

731
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: like to do the real version of the SWAT team

732
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: and then the TV production version wherein said director just

733
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: isn't getting what he or she was hoping for in

734
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,479
Speaker 1: the scene. So first we go to an actual site

735
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: where the SWAT team is hard at work, with the

736
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: director calling shots from a van out front. Okay, I'm

737
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 1: checking gear, paler, drop it up to turn around, get

738
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: it back front? Ye good, Pete, Hey, lock and load buddy,

739
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: all right? Feeling good? Yeah? Locking and loading candy? Yeah,

740
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: I feel good. No, you seem very relaxed. Yeah, alright, cool,

741
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna hit this. So as we get the word

742
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: from the director, we're gonna we're good to go. Alright, alright, alright,

743
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: we're ready for this. And uh, I don't. I'm sorry.

744
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: What's your name? Candy? Now? Can we get somebody else

745
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: for candy problem? He just doesn't have the energy we're

746
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: looking for. We're looking for pep, We're looking for smiles.

747
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: Candy is the best demo team member we got. It's

748
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: just not it's not what we're looking for on the

749
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: big screen. It was a long range shooter and not

750
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you know in Vietnam. He was in Vietnam,

751
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: just shooting Vietnam last summer. Okay, well how about this.

752
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: Can you give me a smile? I'm gonna need to

753
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: trade him out. Smile a smile on the sweat? Yes,

754
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: what are we smiling about? Well, we don't want everybody

755
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: to think that these people are forced to do this work.

756
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,959
Speaker 1: This is their own free will. They're protecting the people

757
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: here from Glenda. Thank you. I'm Glenda. I'm the sensitivity supervisor.

758
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm also working closely with the script boys. You guys

759
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: will be reporting to me and the director here. Okay,

760
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 1: let's keep it sensitive, keep it warm. We're saving golden retrievers. Glenda,

761
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: can we can we be in agreement that this candy

762
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: needs to have a higher energy, be smiley. I don't

763
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: like his face. I don't like his face, but I

764
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: think you could fix it with a smile. That's right.

765
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, never mind, keep it like that down, don't upbeat?

766
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh do you guys ever? Do you guys ever wear

767
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: ski masks? Maybe we could put one of those on Candy.

768
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: Yea mask him? Yeah, see this fits. It's too tape. No,

769
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: that looks great. Question it works. One doesn't read. I'm

770
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: here in video village and it looks good. It looks

771
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: good one minute out from location, Roger, that one minute out,

772
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Speaker 1: rog And again, we're going to free up some golden retrievers. Well,

773
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: they're being held hostage by some asshole pe to people,

774
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 1: all right, and they're trying to save these golden retrievers

775
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: a little redundant. Yeah, no kidding. So these golden retrievers,

776
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: you said, Chief, I'm just saying, just because they're pure

777
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: bred doesn't mean they're bad. You see, there's a big

778
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: thing going on in the dog community. Adopt, don't shop, true,

779
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: but shopping is still those animals are still alive. Yeah,

780
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: they are right. They need home, that's right. Yeah. Oh gosh,

781
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: I have completely misread this script. I thought that we

782
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: were trying to take out the pe to people that

783
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: are trying to let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

784
00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: Everybody shoot those dogs come out. I'm gonna use my bowie. Night.

785
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: I got all the dogs here, I got all the

786
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: dogs in this room. All right, thank you for playing

787
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: bank the scene. We had a couple of questions. We

788
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 1: tested this with an audience in Burbank, and uh, I'm

789
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: just about every car. Do we have to see dogs?

790
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: Good shot? I'm gonna put it out there. Is there

791
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: any way to cut around the dogs being shut? Well,

792
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:37,959
Speaker 1: it's a reality television, I understand. But again, the people

793
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: in Burbank were a little offended. Uh well, I mean

794
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things in reality that I'm offended by,

795
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: but I can't change it. I'm not some sort of superhero,

796
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: I understand. But you sort of set up the whole

797
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: thing for the SWAT team to go in and rescue

798
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: the dogs, and this one guy just opened fire with

799
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: the ski mask on all the dogs. He was a

800
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: good shot. Well, he fine, and I'm wondering if I

801
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 1: post we can maybe put a little smile on his face.

802
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish that we would have done this

803
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: in the first place. Can I just ask, is this

804
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: confidential here? Yeah? Of course, Okay. I think it might

805
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: have been my fault getting those Golden Retrievers shot. I

806
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: think I missed your script. H oh shit, I I

807
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: didn't even see you, resident dog lover here. Well you are,

808
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: in all fairness, you were the guy on set that

809
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 1: was supposed to make sure that animals weren't harmed. Well, well, Daryl,

810
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: I was told they were going to be rescued. I

811
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: want to say I was very close to the action.

812
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: I was on the front lines, as it were. I

813
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: was under the impression the dogs were going to be rescued.

814
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: The massacre surprised me as much as a surprised anyone

815
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: who has a sensitivity festival us on set. I'm very

816
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: the mission was in fact to save the dogs. I mean, yes, Well,

817
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: I can we talk to the guy that did the

818
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: shooting to the ski mask. I don't know if it's

819
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: a good idea to bring Candy in here, but I

820
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: do have him outside the door. Please bring, please bring

821
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: Candy and I just want to have it. Well, let

822
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: me just prep you guys. This guy is Edgyn from

823
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Speaker 1: the shooting of the dogs. I also want to say

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Speaker 1: that the rest of the group joined in pretty fast.

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Speaker 1: They followed Candy's lead, So it might have been Candy,

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Speaker 1: but everyone was an animal. That's sort of a team

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Speaker 1: leader situation though. All right, let me get the door.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to bring Candy in? No? I

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Speaker 1: love you, sorry, Mr Candy, Mr Candy, They're ready to

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Speaker 1: see you now I gotta go. Okay, all right, would

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Speaker 1: you follow me? Follow me? I like you. You got

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Speaker 1: a sullen face. Why you're so sad all the time? Sad? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's your answer. I get that. Yeah, I carry a

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Speaker 1: lot of demons to He's gonna be in here any minute.

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Speaker 1: It's a really long hallway from the lobby into this room.

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Speaker 1: I'm hiding under the table. That hallways the only thing

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Speaker 1: protecting us from his gate. Mr Candy, welcome. Would you

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Speaker 1: can we get anything? Some water, coffee, coffee, maybe a coffee? Okay,

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Speaker 1: how do you like that? Black? Okay, have a seat.

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Speaker 1: We're at a coffee Uh, the coffee is on its way, Candy.

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Speaker 1: Mr Candy. Um, we noticed, as point person, you were

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Speaker 1: first one in and uh, while we we we have

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Speaker 1: an audience in Burbank that felt a little taken aback Burbank,

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Speaker 1: California by the shooting of the dogs. So we'd love

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Speaker 1: to either explain to them why, which none of us

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Speaker 1: seem to know, or edit that part out. Okay, see

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Speaker 1: dogs who start shooting? What's going on? Um? The director,

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Speaker 1: this man right here who was in charge of everyth

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Speaker 1: we know which one is the director? Give me my word?

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Speaker 1: And that was too he said shoot the dog. He

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00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 1: said take out the enemy. M M. I thought that

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Speaker 1: was why are the dogs the enemy? Resident? I'm sorry

853
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Speaker 1: your promerendians are okay, I'm guessing that what are you called?

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Speaker 1: They're traumatized. I told them about it that you didn't

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Speaker 1: get a play of footage for him. What's your name,

856
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Speaker 1: Darryl Daryl? It's on my shirt. Candy. I know I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna explain something to you. What and this is gonna

858
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Speaker 1: hurt your feelings. Dogs don't have souls, Candy, Darrel, Now, Candy,

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Speaker 1: I know that. Sorry, Sorry, right on it. Uh. Can

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Speaker 1: can we get back to shoot the enemy? Kill the enemy?

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Speaker 1: The concept? Because again the report, Peter, we don't have

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Speaker 1: any coffee. Hey Jason, Hey, it's me Carl over at

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Speaker 1: Sears dot com. You have a lot of unpaid bills,

864
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: but you told us you had a job and you're

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Speaker 1: gonna pay us. Jason, this is this is you asked

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Speaker 1: the phone. He said, Hello, this is Jason. Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: what's the deal man? What's going on? You had a

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Speaker 1: gig and then you lost the gig. Yes, talk to me. Okay,

869
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Speaker 1: are your friend? What's your birthday? August mine? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're a little money. We all got bills. I'm not Jason. Okay,

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00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: what is this character? Jason? Jason, who's on the phone?

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Jason? Who's on the phone? Is it for me? No?

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Jason? A little self respect? But I'm not

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Speaker 1: it's you, it's you know. Let me give a phone

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00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: off to somebody else. Hello, Jason, you have a lot

876
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: of bills to pay? Okay, Jason does. Jason has a

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00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: lot of bills to pay. All I'm saying is I'm

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Speaker 1: making a call here to say I can make that

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Speaker 1: easier for you. How I can chop the what you

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00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: owe and half do that done? Am I talking to Jason. Now, Jason,

881
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: only Jason can approve this credit slashing. Yeah, I approve that.

882
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: Who am I talking to you? You're talking to Jason. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Bud Garrett Garre, can you hold on a second as

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00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: the person give me one? Said Jason Garrett. Hello, I

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00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: need you to say his name at least uh in

886
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: during the conversation. And also see if you can get

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Speaker 1: the birthday down to from a month to an actual

888
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: day right now we just got Okay, so hello Jason. Yeah,

889
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: it's Hey, it's not Jason. Okay, listen, Hey, I want

890
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: to help you. Man. You're my friend. I'm your friend, dude,

891
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: where we're friends. I'm the silver night. Okay, you're I'm

892
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: a Silvan night. I made of silver. Your character work

893
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: is like not terrific. You know what I mean? I

894
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: always know it's you. I have to sell of a night.

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00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, See now you're doubting yourself. Here's what I

896
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Speaker 1: want to do for you, Bud. I want to get

897
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Speaker 1: your your your your payments cut in half. Don't you

898
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: want that? Oh so much money? Let's get rid of

899
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Speaker 1: half of that. Okay, Okay, just tell me your name again.

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00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: I know it. Yeah, Jason, you and I are both

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Speaker 1: born in August. Yeah, all right, you say the day,

902
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: I'll said the day I was born? One to that work?

903
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: Does that work? Okay? Great? All right, okay, and then

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Speaker 1: just one more, one quick thing, just one quick thing. Um,

905
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Speaker 1: I'll say myself a security number, and you say yours. Okay,

906
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: and go and go, you go first, Okay. I can

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00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: only really say my real one for some reason. And

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Speaker 1: I don't mind. Jason had to leave. I don't mind

909
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: to hear it. Well, then you can you know what

910
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm done playing. You can tell Jason I've actually doubled

911
00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: what hes why? Because friends friends who turn their backroom. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm your friend, I'm Jason. All right, squat squad. When

913
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Speaker 1: we get the signal, we're gonna go in and get

914
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Speaker 1: this Jason character. Hey, we can't have any debts this time.

915
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to break up. Our team got one destination.

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Speaker 1: As soon as we get a thumbs up, we gotta

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Speaker 1: kick in that door. We gotta take Jason. Jason's got

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Speaker 1: a phone around. There's a landline phone. He's that guy

919
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: right there there. Did you call us the squat squad?

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Speaker 1: I could have sworn he said, squat squad if I

921
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Speaker 1: said it it was an accident where the swat squad? Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on, are we squat in her squad? Because that

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Speaker 1: squat I don't swat s what are dude? So just

924
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: hang on the phone, Hang on the line with me.

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01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: Count the tin and I'm going to cut your credit

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Speaker 1: owing in half and ten, Hey is this fun? Seven six, five,

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Speaker 1: four three one everybody that brings this episode to a

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Speaker 1: conclusion with dead bodies every which way. Let's say thank

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Speaker 1: you to our chemists. I suggested by your mail right

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Speaker 1: to uh us. Of course your name here at Alchemy

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Speaker 1: there's dot com James Heeney, thank you for having me

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Speaker 1: here today. I was terrible at chemistry in school, but

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Speaker 1: I hope I'm doing better. That's for joining us. Vanessa Ragland,

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Speaker 1: what do you got for us? Oh? Go to the

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Speaker 1: calendar on the dot com. We've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: great stuff coming up, we really do. It's so exciting.

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Speaker 1: The Bill Burr Show amazing, it was great. We got

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Speaker 1: announcements for cool stuff next year. We're talking to calendar stocked.

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Speaker 1: Yes yes, yes, uh Joe Aggresive, Happy New Year. Follow

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Speaker 1: me on Instagram at at jeby Greeber. I got shows

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Speaker 1: on their stuff happening Craig Atkowski at Cowski on Twitter

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Speaker 1: spelled like it sounds. Do you have stuff happening like

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Speaker 1: Joey uh not at that one? Yeah, But Season six

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Speaker 1: of Drunk History premiers in Comedy Central mid January. Just

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Speaker 1: saw ad for it last night. Very excited for you guys,

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Speaker 1: Chris Chris Aparado on Instagram and check out season two.

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Speaker 1: Mrs Masil, I'm very proud of it. Boy, God bless

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Speaker 1: you and your family. Doug Bam in the studio, Doug

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Speaker 1: bab engineer of the Stars, Sophie Liechtman, our producer, and

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Speaker 1: all the fine folks at I Heart Radio and the

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Speaker 1: auspice is here at the studio until next time again

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Speaker 1: right to us your name here at alchemy this dot com.