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Speaker 2: Just send I heart your phone bill for the month,

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Speaker 2: Hurry right, okay, welcome back to how Rute tan Rito's.

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Speaker 2: My name is Andrew Barber.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Jody Sweeten. I thought for a second that

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Speaker 1: Well, there may be other reasons which everyone's hinting at,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, true. So he announces to his viewers that he's

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Speaker 1: All right, wait, what hold on? My thought was this

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Speaker 2: Deduction, right. I think it's a great idea. The viewers

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Speaker 1: Works out well for everyone.

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Speaker 2: That's called planning ahead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So Joey announces that he's been working on his

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Speaker 1: I feel like telling a child that your happiness is

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Speaker 2: No, that was not my that wasn't my thing. I

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Speaker 2: wanted to find presents. I never accidentally found presents. Yeah,

437
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 2: I accidentally.

438
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: It was not I didn't like it. It was not fun.

439
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 2: I don't want to I love surprise. I I like

440
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: surprised too. Even if you give your parents a detailed

441
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 2: list with links of everything you want, I still like

442
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 2: some surprise about what did you actually end up getting?

443
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 2: So yeah, right. The next set, we are on the airplane,

444
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 2: which is very cool. This is a cool set for

445
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 2: you know, an eighties right. It reminded me of the

446
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 2: Fuller episode where we were on our way to Japan

447
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: and they brought like they constructed like half a plane

448
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 2: and without just without one of the sides, one of

449
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 2: the walls.

450
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 1: It reminded me also of the episode where Steph and

451
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: Michelle wind up on the plane to Auckland instead of Oakland.

452
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah that's all right. Oh there's a lot of airplanes

453
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 2: in this in this series. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a

454
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: fantastic set. Looks very realistic, just like a nineteen eighty

455
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 2: eight airplane.

456
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 1: Oh it was great. Yep, don't call me Shirley.

457
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: Such a good movie. So, as the passengers are getting settled,

458
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: Danny still has his video camcorder out and he's asking

459
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 2: DJ to recap what is going on. She says, well, Dad,

460
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 2: I'm getting ready to buckle my seat belt and return

461
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 2: my seat back to its original upright position. Steph says

462
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: she made a sign for Santa that's featured on yellow

463
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 2: paper in the shape of a caution sign reading Stephanie

464
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 2: on board. She gives a few little eyebrow raises as

465
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 2: she shows it off, which.

466
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: Is my little groucho marks there.

467
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so cute. Can tell you you're focusing really

468
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: hard on raising those eyebrows. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Adorable.

469
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 2: So Joey walks through the aisle holding Michelle, and he

470
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 2: tells her to say hi to all the nice people

471
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: on the plane. Michelle waves hi people, and the passengers

472
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: in their seats all wave back. Joey announces it's her

473
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 2: first time flying, and everyone lets out an annoyed groan. Yeah,

474
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: but Jesse stands up telling everybody, hey, take it easy,

475
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: take it easy.

476
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: I mean already, if this family was on your flight,

477
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh my god, we got this guy

478
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: with the camera and then these people, and we got

479
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: a baby, baby, we don't.

480
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 2: Care, right, and a girl with her signs.

481
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: Well the signs. The woman with the fur coat shows

482
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 1: up wearing pantyhose underpants. Why I yeah, this family is

483
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: like a nightmare. Yeah, to travel on a plane.

484
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: With this is the family you want to avoid whenever

485
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 2: you're trash. Sure, yeah, yeah, oh god yeah. So Jesse's mom,

486
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 2: Ireen is walking down the aisle decked out in that

487
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: fur coat and matching fur hat. She has this very

488
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 2: sour expression on her face. She says, whoever designed these

489
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: airplane bathrooms was not wearing pantyhose? Put you're right, why

490
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: is she wearing pantyhose on a flight underneath like winter wear?

491
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: Like this doesn't make any sy you know it.

492
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: Maybe it's kind of an old school thing. I feel

493
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: like I feel like pantyhose were something that maybe that

494
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: was like more that generation. I don't know.

495
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get I mean they like get up and

496
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: get ready and get dressed, even for like travel days.

497
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: She's wearing a fur HOAt for coat. My god, I

498
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: can't talk a fur coat and hat on the like

499
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: she is. Yes, maybe she's very cold, she's very very

500
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: very cold, like I needed layers.

501
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know where are So Jesse is

502
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: in the seat between his dad and his mom and

503
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: Nick starts to complain about how many grandsons are going

504
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: to be at the reunion. None of them be in

505
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: his Wait a minute, why are the Caazopola grandparents going

506
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: to the Tanner family reunion in Colorado? Is it just

507
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: like they're just really?

508
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: Was their former in laws?

509
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: I get? Okay, yeah, they were married for like ten tens.

510
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: They wanted to be with Jesse for the holiday, and

511
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: he was going to support Danny on his first Christmas

512
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: without pan.

513
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think this is Christmas Sex second season.

514
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's a second Christmas. But it's still nice

515
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: that he's.

516
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: Been so maybe and then they went I don't.

517
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: Know, Okay, well that makes sense. I assume they know

518
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,239
Speaker 2: the Tanner side, But I was just like, why are

519
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: they now?

520
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: Was their extent laws? Maybe they were like, oh, I

521
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: mean they you know, they're going to be supportive, Okay, yes,

522
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: going to be supportive.

523
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: And Irene's going to show off her fur hat and

524
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 2: her fur coat and her panty.

525
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: Right, She's just right, She's going to make a scene.

526
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: Right, So Irene chimes in and tells Nick to stop

527
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: pestering Jesse about grandsons at least wait until he is married.

528
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: And then she leans in and says, by the way,

529
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: when will that be? They're desperate for grandchildren. You know, goodness,

530
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 2: que Becky what what a what a great entrance here

531
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 2: for Becky?

532
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: Like how random? She just shows up and Becky's there.

533
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: The cat's apple, I are there, like everybody's on this flight.

534
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 1: Did we know that Becky was going or no? I

535
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: couldn't quite It was she just walked on the plane.

536
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: Was like, what are you doing here?

537
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: It was one of those sitcom coincidences where it's right, oh, okay,

538
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: she just happened to be on this flight going to

539
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: Nebraska with a detour to Colorado.

540
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: Got it right right now, Like I get it. Look,

541
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: everyone's on the on the plane.

542
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: You know. Got to make the storyline work. Gotta make

543
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 2: the storyline where Becky he just walks in and everyone's

544
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: very excited to see her. Danny, of course, takes this

545
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: opportunity to turn the video camera on her face and says, oh,

546
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: it's my co host, Rebecca Donaldson. He asks her to

547
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: say something to the viewers and she says, Hi, viewers,

548
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: I bet Danny is making this tape so he can

549
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 2: write off his vacation. See, everyone's just kind of pointing

550
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: out the obvious here, you know, a man.

551
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

552
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: So Jesse gets up from his seat and says he

553
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: is surprised to see her. He suggests the two of

554
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: them could slip away and go skiing or something. She

555
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: thanks him for asking, but she's just changing planes in Denver.

556
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: She's going home to Nebraska for Christmas. Jesse responds, Oh,

557
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 2: you know, I've always wanted to ski in nebra.

558
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 1: Which is is funny because Nebraska is very flat.

559
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: It's very flat. That's what I was thinking. I think

560
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: there's snow, but it's the middle of Yeah.

561
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: For those of you maybe that don't live in the

562
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: country or don't know why that, Yeah, there's no you

563
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: can stand on a six foot ladder in the middle

564
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: of Nebraska and see the whole steam three hundred miles Yeah, exactly,

565
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: Like it's just very flat farmland. So yeah, when Jesse's like,

566
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to ski in Nebraska, that's.

567
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: Like, oh, je maybe he meants cross country skiing on

568
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: the flat.

569
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: The flat, Yeah, that would be about it. That would Yeah,

570
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: snow shoeing would be about it.

571
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: So Joey stands up and announces, well that was Jesse

572
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 2: Katzopolis striking out. Jesse looks at the video camp quarter

573
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 2: and says, memo to you edit that out. So then

574
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 2: a gentleman comes up to DJ, very perturbed, accusing her

575
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 2: of sitting in his seat. I've got one be child,

576
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 2: he says, and DJ responds back, no, I have one

577
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: be adult. She's just snapping back with those right remarks,

578
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: and Danny apparently has one bee also as well, and

579
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: the stewardessy is like, well, I guess we assigned three

580
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: people to the same seat.

581
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: Whoops.

582
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 2: You know, not much has changed, and aery was good

583
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 2: to know that that hasn't improved and actually gotten worse.

584
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: It's actually gotten a lot worse. Yeah, they still overbooked

585
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 2: flights all the time. Oh yeah, So the angry gentleman

586
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 2: complains that he reserved his seat three months ago and

587
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: he will be sitting there. The stewardess mentions having two

588
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 2: openings in first class, and the anger man quickly changes

589
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: his mind. She says to him, oh no, no, no,

590
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: you reserved that seat three months ago, and that's where

591
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: you're going to sit mm hmm to Shay angry Man.

592
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: Right, that's it, that's what you get.

593
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. So the flight attendant offers the seats to

594
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 2: DJ and Stephanie, and Stephanie says, okay, what is first class?

595
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: And DJ explains it is a magical land where people

596
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: sit in seats as big as sofas and eat shrimp cocktail.

597
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Stephanie excitedly says, okay, let's get out of this dump.

598
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: And the girls are off, and I'm sure first glass

599
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh great, two kids, two kids, unaccompanied, right too,

600
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: unaccompanied miners in first class?

601
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: Yay? Right? Doesn't get better than that. So we cut

602
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 2: to some stock footage of a generic airplane flying through

603
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 2: the sky, and then we continue back inside the airplane.

604
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: Well, you have to make sure and let everyone know

605
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: we are in a plane that is in the sky.

606
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: In case you were wondering, it's later that day.

607
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: We are in flight currently, is right. So the flight

608
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: attendant asked Danny if he enjoyed his dinner, and he responds, well,

609
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: the liver wasn't bad. She corrects him, you had the chicken, sir.

610
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: He grimaces and says, oh, well, then that was awful.

611
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Then you probably have food poisoning can and this is

612
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: just getting stuck in an airport is gonna be the

613
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: least of your problems.

614
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 2: Right, where's the nearest bathroom?

615
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: That's the main cone.

616
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: DJ and Stephanie walk through the curtains. First class is

617
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: so rad. We had lobster and ice cream Sundays. What

618
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: did you guys have, Joey answers, we had the liver

619
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: in a chicken suit. No, not good, not good, not good.

620
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: So Becky comes up behind the girls to bring them

621
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: back to first class. It's the pilot's birthday and they're

622
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: cutting the cake. Boy, it doesn't get better than this, man,

623
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: does it? No, I mean lobster ice cream.

624
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: Haven't you ever seen the giant parties that are thrown

625
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: on a like hour and a half light from San

626
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: Francisco to Colorado.

627
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: That's a lot of eating. That's a lot of eating.

628
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 2: It can't be more than an hour and a half. No, right, no,

629
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 2: so didn't have to fly Yeah, just right across, so yeah,

630
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: I know it's yeah, all they're doing is eating lobster,

631
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: ice cream and cake the whole flight, basically.

632
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: In one bowl.

633
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: In one bowl.

634
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: Actually it was lobster ice cream. Sundays, Yeah, very off

635
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: on guard.

636
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: So gross. So we cut to the Kutsoppola and Nick

637
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: is telling Jesse how wonderful Becky is and how they

638
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 2: would make a great couple. Jesse explains how well he's tried,

639
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: but she just wants to be friends. He admits that, well,

640
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: she's one of those girls that you know, her career

641
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: comes first. Nick replies, well, I understand that girl's lib stuff,

642
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: but uh, you gotta tell him who's boss. Jesse's mom

643
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: butts in and says, I didn't hear that.

644
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: We see that the apple has not fallen far from

645
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: the misogyny tree.

646
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: Got okay, right, come on, you guys, like there's so

647
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: many wonderful things about Becky.

648
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: I was like, the girls lib stuff, the girl's lib die.

649
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: Nah, I know, I know.

650
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yes, it all makes sense now why Jesse is

651
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: the way rip those pantyhose off and just wrap him

652
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: right around his neck.

653
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: Okay. So then Danny asks Jesse to hold up Michelle

654
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: because he wants to get a shot of her little

655
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: junior pilot wings. Jesse sits her on top of the

656
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: seat and Michelle looks down coolly saying hey man to

657
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: the angry man, he responds, kid, you see, I'm trying

658
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: to work here.

659
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: He's working on a very punky, on a laptop computer

660
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: that it for the time was I'm sure state of

661
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: the art for sure.

662
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but like what was he doing? Well? It

663
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: looked very prehistoric. It was just a clunky piece of

664
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: machinery like it was there was right, and the screen

665
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: like flipped up.

666
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: It was basically like if you took like your computers

667
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: like thing that was sitting on the desk, which was

668
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: still a giant thing, and just put a smaller screen

669
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: on it that flipped up.

670
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: It looked like a cash box with like a yeah

671
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: screen that just popped out. Or it was just boxy

672
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: and weird.

673
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you doing on the

674
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: plane with that? You can't you don't you don't have

675
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Wi Fi? Are you just typing a receipt a typing

676
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: a docum? I mean, I guess what. Maybe he's typing

677
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: a I don't.

678
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Know, I don't know what. He's very angry, just typing

679
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: out his feelings. Yeah, exactly, he's just getting all of

680
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: his emotions out because he's stuck on this plane with

681
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: this dang family.

682
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and it's so obnoxious sitting the kid on

683
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 1: the thing. I would be losing my night. Oh yea,

684
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I want a refund.

685
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: I don't don't blame him for being this this cranky.

686
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't blame him either.

687
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: Danny tries to get Michelle's attention, but she's too focused

688
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: on this gentleman's hair. She pets the top of it,

689
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 2: saying kitty. She slowly pulls off what turns out to

690
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: be a tupe. An angry man freaks out. Danny apologizes, saying,

691
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: Michelle really loves animals. Like that doesn't make it better?

692
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Make it better? Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, sir,

693
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: she loves the animal that you have taped to your head.

694
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: Why do kids always do that? Though? If your kids,

695
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: I remember my kids, you'd be out somewhere and they'd

696
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: be like, oh, look at the man with the thing,

697
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god.

698
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: Yes, they always say no filtering. They just say whatever.

699
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: They're like, but it's true, and you're like, well, I oh, yeah.

700
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they always do that. They always yeah. Felicity was

701
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 2: obsessed with when she was little, like three years old.

702
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: She was obsessed with parachute time from Jimberree. So she'd

703
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 2: go up to people with skirts and want to like.

704
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, tie, yeah, that's amazing.

705
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: Wow. You know, you know, having teenagers, maybe it isn't

706
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: so bad after all, because at least we're past that phase,

707
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 2: the parachute time, I hope, so.

708
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: Or a whole other issue. Yeah, but wow, yeah, no,

709
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 1: that's always fun.

710
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: So we hear Michelle start to cry, even though Mary

711
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: Kate is clearly not crying at all. So Jesse kind

712
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: of turns her so you can't see her face anymore, right,

713
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 2: and Jesse Sue tries to soothe her by singing her

714
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: favorite lullaby. He starts singing the Girl from Ipanima by

715
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: Stan Getz.

716
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: Everyone's everyone's favorite songs, the I mean, who doesn't love

717
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: a good boss? And Nova Lullaby you know, I mean,

718
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: great song, but just that's Michelle's favorite lullaby about a

719
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: girl in a baby.

720
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: It was a weird choice. It was a weird choice,

721
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: but you know, when you're desperate with a crying child

722
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 2: on a.

723
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: It is a great, mellow little song. It's a bop

724
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 1: but yeah.

725
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 2: And then everyone sings along too. I don't know how

726
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: he gets all these passengers to comply, but he does.

727
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I guess that was a very popular song.

728
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: Or or everyone's just desperate to get this child to

729
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: stop crying, so like, fine, we'll sing along, right, just

730
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 2: to get her to calm down. So the flight attendant

731
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 2: gets on the loudspeaker and announces that there is a

732
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: heavy snowstorm in the Rocky Mountain area, so they will

733
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: be making an unscheduled landing. Everyone groans at this news,

734
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: and she responds, sorry if I bummed you out.

735
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: Wait, but where are they landing in the Rocky Mountains

736
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: if it's not Denver?

737
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 2: Right, That's what I was thinking. Clearly, these riders are

738
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: not from Colorade.

739
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the Rocky Mountains are large. I'm

740
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: not saying that, but.

741
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: Like they're in Colorado in they can't land in the mountains.

742
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: They have to land at the airport, right, does that

743
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: would be.

744
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Denn This is obviously a large plane. You got three

745
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: seats and three seats a big one. Yeah, it's like

746
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: a seven fortye take a little regional airport, which is

747
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: what this looks like. I don't know, I'm just saying it.

748
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: I was like, where are you landing in the Rocky

749
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: Mountains if you're not landing in Denver?

750
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very nondescript. You notice that the airport does

751
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: not have any signage or you know, you don't know

752
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 2: where they're right, right, right, it's yeah anywhere. Yeah, clearly

753
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 2: this was written by writers who live in California and

754
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: don't live in the Rocky Mountain region.

755
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, and again you're like, I don't know, whatever,

756
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: don't think about it too much, and then you give

757
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 1: it thirty some odd years and people think.

758
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: About it now. We're thinking. Now we're doing a podcast

759
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 2: thinking about all these things.

760
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, now I'm overthinking everything, including why the Tanners

761
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: landed here.

762
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 2: The next scene, we are in the airport baggage claim

763
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: and the family runs inside after landing. Snow is covering

764
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 2: their heads and their clothes. The flight attendant gets everyone's attention,

765
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: telling everyone, due to this totally incredible blizzard, the flight

766
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: will remain grounded until morning. Stephanie screams, what did you say?

767
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 2: And the stewardess continues, so let me be the first

768
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 2: to wish you yours a very merry Christmas. She's just

769
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: so like cordial and just you know, put on a

770
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: happy face one.

771
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh just someone someone would have thrown something. It just yeah.

772
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: So Danny looks heartbroken, saying that he has spent months

773
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: planning this reunion and now they're gonna miss it. DJ

774
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: asks we're gonna spend Christmas in an airport. Stephanie says

775
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: she knew they never should have gone on this trip,

776
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 2: adding Santa will never find us now. She walks over

777
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 2: to an empty, hard plastic y airport seat to sold.

778
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: We cut to a sad commercial break, and then we

779
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: are right back at the airport. Stephanie is pleading on

780
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: the payphone in a phone booth.

781
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: This is so great, right in a payphone in a

782
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: phone booth, Like it's just screams eighties.

783
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: So many things about this, Oh my gosh, Stephanie pleads

784
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: on the payphone operator. If Santa is not listed, then

785
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 2: give me the number for missus Claus. Hello, Hello, how

786
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 2: rude and she hangs up rude In there, I love it.

787
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 2: Stephanie runs over to the group looking for help on

788
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 2: how to get Santa on the phone. DJ assures her

789
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: family that she'll handle this one. She says, I know

790
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: how to talk to kids come here, shrimp. The angry

791
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: gentleman then walks up to Joey and asks, is your

792
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: tribe sitting here? Joey says yes, and the man responds, well,

793
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: then I'm sitting way over there. He's so petty. I

794
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 2: kind of love him.

795
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: A very smart move. I kind of love him. I'm

796
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: kind of smart. Pet I'm sorry you hear, I'm not

797
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: going to be because yeah, he.

798
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: Didn't need to announce this, like he could have just no,

799
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

800
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: He is the in person version of people who announce

801
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: that they're leaving your social media pick. You're like, you

802
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: didn't need to tell me about you, right, You're like

803
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: you could have just gone, But he was like, I'm

804
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: going to let you know that I'm not sitting near you,

805
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: which you know, okay.

806
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 2: I love the fund sir, the passive aggressiveness, like kids,

807
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: just you and your little cat go sit over there

808
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: on you know, your gigantic computer and whatever you're doing. Yeah,

809
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 2: oh yeah, you take you in your kiddy tupe and

810
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: just go follow in your go I don't know, go

811
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: go write something in MS doss or I don't know whatever. Yeah,

812
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like the little blinking green cursor. Yeah,

813
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: go play so amazing you have Orgon Trail or whatever.

814
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: That's all he's doing, you know, he's playing solitaire or something.

815
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: He's not actually working, He's.

816
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: He's playing solitary. He's playing Snake or or Orgon Trail.

817
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: And he just keeps dying of dysentery. And it's like, ah,

818
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: not again, right, that's why he's so cranky. Yeah, he's

819
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: just trying to he's trying to get to the ends,

820
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: keep dying.

821
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: These pesky kids keep interrupting his game, right, yeah, Oh,

822
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: this guy is a vibe. So we cut to Jesse

823
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: and Nick, and Nick gestures towards Becky and tells Jesse,

824
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 2: look how miserable Becky looks, sitting there all alone. He

825
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: encourages Jesse to go comfort her. He says, times of

826
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: crisis always bring people together. Trust me, I met your

827
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 2: mother the day Elvis got drafted. Jesse says, back, Pop,

828
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: that's taken advantage. Then he packs the idea for a

829
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: second and says, oh, well you know what that might

830
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 2: actually work.

831
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: I mean it, well, he was right the first time.

832
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: He was right. The instincts are there to not be

833
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: a scumbag, but He's like, you know, why not? Yeah,

834
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: quickly of course corrected, right. Let me go make your

835
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: emotional state work to my advantage. That's, you know, by

836
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: making out with me because you're sad.

837
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: The Cazopolis men never changed and never change. Yeah. So

838
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 2: Jesse runs over to sit with Becky, asking how she's doing.

839
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 2: She admits that moving to San Francisco has made her homesick.

840
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 2: She was really looking forward to spending Christmas with her family.

841
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: Jesse mentions, well, I'm sure my parents would like to

842
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: think of you as part of my family. Becky blows

843
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 2: right past this remark. He says that she hasn't.

844
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she didn't even blink. Ten kids. Becky comes

845
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: from a family with ten kids.

846
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know who knew who we.

847
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: Never meet at the or see at the wedding by

848
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: the way, Oh you're right.

849
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 2: Wow.

850
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: They were always pissed that she moved to San Francisco.

851
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. They they never forgave her for they were.

852
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: Married, Jess.

853
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 2: They never forgave her for that one Christmas that she

854
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: didn't make it. Yeah, they were like, that's it.

855
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: They excommunicated from the family right.

856
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 2: Here, never to be seen again. Yep. Yeah. So Becky

857
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: says that she hasn't seen her family in a really

858
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: long time, and her brother has mentioned that Janice has

859
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: really blossomed. Jesse asks, oh, Janis, is that your sister?

860
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: And Becky responds, no, my cow. She excuses herself to

861
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: go call home. So Jesse's dad walks over and says,

862
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 2: what happened, and Jesse sadly replies, Well, she went to

863
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 2: go call her cow. I love that the cow's what

864
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: if it was.

865
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: One of those little cute many cows that's you know,

866
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: furry and like a lovely pet.

867
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: Well, we've already seen her milking Marilyn the goat. You

868
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: know she loves her farm animals.

869
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: She likes her farm animals better than creepy dudes.

870
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 2: Yes she does. I mean he's got a priority. Straight.

871
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: Gotta come better than that, Jesse, Gotta come better than that.

872
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta do better. So Danny asks Joey where the

873
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: bag of presence is and Joey doesn't know. The bag

874
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: hasn't come in yet. Danny grows more concerned they lost

875
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 2: the bag of presents. What are we gonna do? Joey

876
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: suggests that they look for it, and Danny admires, oh,

877
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 2: you are so good under pressure. DJ is comforting stuff

878
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 2: about Christmas and is guaranteeing that she will get the

879
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: roller skates she asked for. Stephanie asks how she can

880
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 2: be sure, and DJ tells her, well, Rudolph, the red

881
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 2: nose Reindeer will find you because his nose is radar.

882
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: Stephanie's confusion is alleviated. All these years, I thought it

883
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 2: was just a headlight. Who no, no, no, that thing

884
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 2: is beautiful. It is modern day GPS. So Danny asks

885
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: joe if he's had any luck finding the Presence yet,

886
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 2: and Joey shakes his head Nope, nothing yet. Steph runs

887
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 2: over to Danny, saying she has good news. DJ explained it.

888
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: Sanna will get here with the Presence because Rudolph has

889
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 2: red nose radar. Danny thinks fast, admitting that red nose

890
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: radar doesn't always work in heavy snow. Steph asks if

891
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: that means that Sanna isn't coming, and Danny tells her, well,

892
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 2: he'll find you in a couple of days if he

893
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 2: doesn't show up here. Stephanie is upset, but it's not

894
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: the same. It won't be Christmas morning, and she goes back.

895
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: She goes back, told me that this is all about

896
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: my happiness.

897
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: Right.

898
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: The whole thing rides on her happiness, about my happiness.

899
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: And then he's not delivering yet. Steph has a right

900
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: to be upset. It's true, and she goes right back

901
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: to her phone booth, her phone booth of comfort. Right.

902
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: I still like small spaces. They're they're cozy, you know.

903
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 2: She was like, let me just lock myself in this

904
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 2: little phone booth, in that room with all those people,

905
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 2: the grumpy man, the Tanner family, the cam in in

906
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: their misogyny. I do. She's like too, I would too.

907
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: Steph is like, get me away from the you know

908
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: what this is just never mind. I'm gonna go sit

909
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: in a phone booth. Relatable yep.

910
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: But DJ's confused. She tells Danny, I had her all

911
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: cheered up and then you bummer out big time. Danny

912
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 2: tells DJ, well, she's old enough to hear the truth.

913
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 2: It admits that the airline lost their bag with all

914
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: the Christmas presents. DJ freaks out, what no presence? You

915
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: mean they lost my new CD player? Danny asks, how

916
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: did you know you were getting a CD player? DJ says, oh,

917
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 2: did I say CD player? But then she starts to

918
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: turn angry. Stephanie was right, we never should have gone

919
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 2: on this trip. This is the worst Christmas ever. Danny

920
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 2: announces to his family that this isn't going well and

921
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: asks any ideas. Jesse's mom shakes Joey's blue bag and

922
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 2: they all.

923
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: Smile because the jingling doesn't give it away.

924
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 2: Jingling doesn't give it away, right, And you.

925
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: Know, I gotta say, like, Danny's like, what are we

926
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: gonna do? What do we can't find the presence? I'm like,

927
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: didn't you just organize an entire Tanner family reunion in Colorado?

928
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: And now you don't know what to do when the

929
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: bag got lost?

930
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

931
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's He's you know what, I think

932
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: maybe Danny's sometimes under pressure panics.

933
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: We all do. We all have, we all do, and

934
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: that's on brand for him to panic and be like, ah,

935
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 2: what do we do? What do we do? So you know,

936
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: it's understandable.

937
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: All of this is writing on stefanists. Steph sits in

938
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: a Steph sits in a phone booth. Right, Joey does

939
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: an impression. I guess he just tries to make out

940
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: with something. All handling trauma are in our own way right.

941
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: Yep, everybody's on brand. Uh. So we continue in the

942
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 2: in the airport lounge. Here Michelle is staring at the

943
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 2: man with the tupe, saying kitty. The man whips his

944
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 2: head around and holds onto his hair for dear life.

945
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: Then Joey, who's dressed as Santa Claus, comes up behind Stephanie.

946
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 2: Stuff is so relieved that Santa has found her. He

947
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: wishes the entire airport a Merry Christmas, and they all

948
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 2: yell Merry Christmas. Right back. Santa takes a seat and

949
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: tells Steph to sit on his knee, and she is

950
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 2: ecstatic that he knows her name. Stephanie tells him she

951
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 2: has tried so hard to be good this year. Santa says, well,

952
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 2: I know that you've been cleaning your room and making

953
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 2: your bed. Steph adds hospital corners. She's so proud. Yes,

954
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 2: Santa also knows that Stephanie ate that last slice of

955
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 2: cold pizza that Joey was saving for breakfast. Stephanie is shocked.

956
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 2: You do know everything.

957
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 1: Apparently Joey's still holding onto that little resentment.

958
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not letting that go. He's like, yeah, and

959
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 2: by the way, coal for you because you ate the

960
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: last pizza. So Sana also knows that she's been very

961
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: kind to her family and friends. He adds, little girls

962
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: like you make the world a lot better place. Oh.

963
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 2: Grandma Irene places Michelle on Santa's lap. He says ho

964
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: ho ho to Michelle, and Michelle responds, ho ho, Joey,

965
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 2: we don't the jig is up Stephan's man. Stephanie tries explaining, no, Michelle,

966
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: that's not Joey, that's Santa claus See and she pulls

967
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: down his beard. Stephanie's shocked.

968
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: It is Joey, she.

969
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 2: Yells, and she quickly gets off his lap. Oh man.

970
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 2: Stephanie is furious, what a mean trick, and she tries

971
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 2: to run away. Danny catches by her own delusion. Fool

972
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: but just unwilling to see the truth. Yeah, yeah, I know.

973
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 2: Danny catches her and tells her, well, Santa can't be

974
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: everywhere at once, so Joey is one of Santa's helpers.

975
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: Steph doesn't believe this and insists that they don't try

976
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 2: to make her feel better. She stomps back to her

977
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 2: emotional support phone booth.

978
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, don't patronize me. I'm not an idiot.

979
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: I mean, although she didn't see it was Joey Michelle did.

980
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 1: But whatever, she you know, again blinded by her own delusion.

981
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: But she's like, fool me once. Shame on you, fool

982
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 1: me twice. I'm going back to my phone booth.

983
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll blame her. Now, what is this like as

984
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: a six year old doing this scene? Then? How do

985
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: they explain to you that, Okay, this is still acting

986
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 2: like you know.

987
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: Because well, because everyone knows that Santa has representatives. Oh okay,

988
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: so you go to different places and so obviously some

989
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: people dress up as Sanna, but that doesn't mean they're

990
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: the real Santa. Just like the mall Santa isn't the

991
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: real Santa representative?

992
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so this didn't ruin the magic for six

993
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 2: year old Jody as believing a Santa. You were just like,

994
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: this is just all about the representatives.

995
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: What about forty two year old man?

996
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what, Sanna's still real? Right? This is just

997
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: a representative. Okay, yeah, it's.

998
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: Just a representative that is there. Anyone can dress up

999
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: as Sanna, the real Sanna. You know, he's busy, he

1000
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: sticks to himself.

1001
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 2: Yes, he's up in his own emotional support phone booth

1002
00:48:59,280 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: up in the north.

1003
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: Or or so you'd think, or so you'd think.

1004
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 2: So Grandpa Gazopolis concludes that this is has been a

1005
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 2: rotten Christmas.

1006
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: DJ emphasize, thanks Nick for thanks Grandpa obvious, you know

1007
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, way to go, way to bring

1008
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: everybody up. Well, this has been crap, you know.

1009
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 2: Don't tryl the situation. Just comment about how crappy it is.

1010
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: Yeahs mixed.

1011
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: DJ's still upset that the presents are lost, Joey's upset

1012
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: that he's broken Stephanie's heart, and Becky is said that

1013
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,479
Speaker 2: she won't get to see her family or her cow.

1014
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: Danny announces that this is all his fault. If it

1015
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: wasn't for me, we'd be spending Christmas at home instead

1016
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 2: of in a baggage claim. A soft music begins to

1017
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 2: swell as Jesse chimes in, I.

1018
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: Feel a Christmas speech you coming? As you know what

1019
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: I mean?

1020
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like change it.

1021
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: Having having done Christmas movies now we know it's were

1022
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 1: like ooh ooh, I can my my Christmas? Tingly sense

1023
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: starts getting You're like this this is a moment for

1024
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: town motivation.

1025
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the Christmas. It's Jimmy Stewart rolling over

1026
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: in his grip.

1027
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: Exactly it is. Yes, that's exactly what it is. I

1028
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: was like, this is the it's a wonderful life moment.

1029
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: It totally is. So Jesse begins his speech, what is

1030
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: the matter with you people? The first Christmas was in

1031
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 2: a manger? They did, okay, I mean, so what if

1032
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 2: we're stuck in this crummy dump. Christmas isn't about presents

1033
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: or Santa Claus or cows. It's about a feeling. It's

1034
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 2: about people. It's about us forgetting about our problems and

1035
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 2: reaching out to help other people. Christmas doesn't have to

1036
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 2: happen in one certain place. It happens in our hearts.

1037
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 2: So if you think about it, we could have Christmas anywhere,

1038
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: even in a baggage claim. Oh it's such a good speech,

1039
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: you know. It got it got to me. I was like,

1040
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 2: this is he's got a point. Yeah, Christmas sund So

1041
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 2: it's a feeling you carry in your heart. It is

1042
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: happy Holidays. It is from a baggage claim. He's the

1043
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 2: polar opposite of Nick, who's just like that's Christmas sucks, right.

1044
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: Nia is like this sucks, right, Jesse is Jimmy Stewart

1045
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: reincarnated here, right, Yeah, exactly.

1046
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: He's like an angel is getting at the every time

1047
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: an angel or a bell rings, right, That's why they

1048
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: keep shaking the bag. Clarence has come.

1049
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 2: So many angels are getting their wings in this episode,

1050
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: so many. So Jesse's really getting into this. He asks

1051
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: dj what she sees near the wall. She tells him

1052
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 2: a coat rack, but Jesse corrects her, No, no, he

1053
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 2: sees a big, beautiful Christmas tree. And we're not asking

1054
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 2: why there's a coat rack in a baggage claim at

1055
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 2: an airport? Right, who hangs up their coat?

1056
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: A hat rack?

1057
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: At?

1058
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: What's a hat rack and a thing?

1059
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1060
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: I mean I've never seen a movable hat rack.

1061
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 2: In a in a in a baggage claim where you're

1062
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 2: not really.

1063
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: Then again, I've also never looked at a hat rack

1064
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: been like a Christmas tree.

1065
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 2: So you know it's the joke has to work. The

1066
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: joke has work. So there we got a hunter, you

1067
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 2: have to Yeah. So then Jesse asks Joey what he

1068
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: sees over there. Joey tells him vending machines, but no,

1069
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 2: Jesse sees a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.

1070
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: So at this point everything's covered and that's not I I.

1071
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 2: Could go for that. You know, it's not a bad

1072
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 2: not a bad appetizer for Christmas. Dinner's corn.

1073
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I have a weird thing with cornuts. I think it

1074
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: was like a thing that like all the boys in

1075
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: my like elementary school, like fifth or sixth grade class

1076
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: used to eat and they always smelled like, oh, weird

1077
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: ranch cor nuts, and I just it's a it's an aversion.

1078
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: Now I don't like it.

1079
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well, core core memory there, all right, you don't

1080
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: want to have corn nuts for Christmas? Got it? So

1081
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 2: the point that Jesse's trying.

1082
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: Nuts roasted over an open flyer, sorry, cornuts.

1083
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 2: Roasty an open fire. It's a hat.

1084
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: Decorated to be trees.

1085
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, we're just gonna butcher all the Christmas carols full house.

1086
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: Style, only I had a phone booth.

1087
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 2: So the point Jesse's trying to make is that they

1088
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 2: can give these kids the best darn Christmas they've ever had.

1089
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: Jesse starts might be an exaggeration. I don't know about

1090
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: the best Christmas they've ever had, not so crappy.

1091
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can make it like two percent less crappy.

1092
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: Is the point?

1093
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: Really? Jesse starts to sing with excitement, getting everyone in

1094
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: the bad claim to sing sleigh ride with him.

1095
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you're stuck in an airport and this

1096
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: yahoo starts singing Christmas carols? I really, sir, this entire

1097
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: family needs to stop. Okay, you're making a sing now

1098
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: and you're and you're making us have what if there's

1099
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: someone in there? It's like, I don't even celebrate Christmas, right, No,

1100
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: these are just point.

1101
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: I just think like these poor passenger, It's just these

1102
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 2: poor passengers are like stuck at an airport with these people.

1103
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: They thought there were problem was the crying baby. Oh no, no, no,

1104
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 2: no no, it's Dan family. It's a montage, is what

1105
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: it is. It's a musical mind.

1106
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: I have no idea that they're in for just a

1107
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: nightmare Christmas montage while stuck in his airport.

1108
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,720
Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous and I love it. So Danny grabs

1109
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 2: Stephanie from the phone booth and a grin slowly starts

1110
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: to spread across her face.

1111
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: Didn't want to sh.

1112
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 2: The camera cuts toill later in the night, with everyone

1113
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 2: sound asleep except for Michelle. Michelle switches the conveyor belt

1114
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 2: to the on position, which moves Danny while he sleeps

1115
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 2: right through bent.

1116
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: It's so funny, just yeah, just totally right out there.

1117
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: And then she says she waves him and says bye Daddy,

1118
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: like she's not even concerned that she just sent her

1119
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: father to god knows where in the the right of

1120
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 2: the airport. She doesn't care. The audience is loving this too.

1121
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 2: Jesse wakes up and grabs Michelle and whispers Merry Christmas

1122
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: to her. Then he very abruptly turns on the very

1123
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 2: bright lights to wake everyone else up.

1124
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: What I was like, why are you? You're like the

1125
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: worst kid on Christmas morning? And all these people like

1126
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: I finally fell asleep in my plastic chair in an airport, right,

1127
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: and again this idiot is waking us all up. Yeah,

1128
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 1: it's the worst.

1129
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 2: It's so nobody wants to wake up like that on

1130
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 2: any morning, much less Christmas morning, much less aboard.

1131
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: Right, come on this yeah true, right?

1132
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 2: Right. So Stephanie, who clearly has not been asleep, she's

1133
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 2: she's already awake, and she shouts, it's Christmas in an airport.

1134
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: Oh darn. DJ sees the makeshift Christmas tree and she

1135
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 2: loves it. She says, you know what, it doesn't matter

1136
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: that there are no presents. Then Danny slowly rolls in

1137
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 2: on the con bay or belt, covered head to toe

1138
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 2: in snow. No one can tell exactly what it is,

1139
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 2: so Joey tells everyone to stand back, he'll handle it.

1140
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 2: Then he whispers to Jesse to go see what it is.

1141
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: Jesse reports that it's only Danny, who somehow is still

1142
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 2: fast asleep even though he's covered in snow.

1143
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: Over it in snow. Yeah, I was that was impressive.

1144
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: I was like, Danny is a very sound, sleep heavy.

1145
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he took yeah, maybe maybe he was

1146
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: like I can't sleep. I don't know.

1147
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he took a sleep aid or something.

1148
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,479
Speaker 1: He was like yeah something, and he was like, I'm

1149
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: we almost lost Danny to hypothermia.

1150
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 2: Nobody's concerned. Nope. Yeah, So Jesse remarks, well, he's probably

1151
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 2: just dreaming of a white Christmas. Danny sits up, covered

1152
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: and very obviously fake snow, and sarcastically says very fun.

1153
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: Which I was like, what, I'm trying to remember what

1154
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: that's made out? And it's like shredded plastics.

1155
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 2: Shredded plastic. Yes, it's not cold, it's not it's just yeah.

1156
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 1: Just shredded plastic, shredded little bits of like white plastic.

1157
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 2: It never melts, it just thin the paper. Yeah, it

1158
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 2: sticks to your hair, it like sticks everywhere. I think

1159
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 2: they make it out of something different. Now, oh yeah,

1160
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: well it's a little more believable now. And now it's

1161
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: like that foam like that, right.

1162
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: If it's like actually falling, but if it's on I

1163
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: don't know, some.

1164
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: Sort of foam cut out things from Joanne's fabrics.

1165
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: I don't know right from yeah exactly.

1166
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 2: So Danny shivers as he gets up, and Becky insists

1167
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 2: on getting him some hot coffee to warm him up.

1168
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 2: Nick points to Becky and asks Jesse, what do you

1169
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: see over there? Jesse responds, I see Becky by the

1170
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 2: coffee machine. But Nick has a different observation. I see

1171
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: a woman waiting to be kissed under the mistletoe Nick.

1172
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: Who just doesn't know when to quit.

1173
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 2: Why is Nick so obsessed with this match making? Like,

1174
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 2: come on, give it a break, Grey, you'd be like, bro.

1175
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: I see an old man that needs to settle down.

1176
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: He's what I see. Like. Look, I like Becky just

1177
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: as much as the next person. But he needs to

1178
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: just call it Becky too.

1179
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: But she's getting a damn coffee like she's not even

1180
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: just minding her own business.

1181
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 2: Nick. She's made it clear she wants to be friends.

1182
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: So let it rest. Nick, come in. It's so creepy.

1183
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: So Nick says that the first time he kissed Irene,

1184
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 2: it was under the mistletoe and it lasted until New

1185
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 2: Year's Man. These Kszopolists men, they are just they're just

1186
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 2: revving their engines all night long. Nick emphasizes there are

1187
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: two things that Cassopolists men are known for, kissing and

1188
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 2: great hair, and they both stroke their hair back in agreement.

1189
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: I feel like that's selling yourself short, if that's all

1190
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: that you're known for, you know what I mean? I

1191
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: feel like there's bigger things.

1192
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 2: But that's all. They're boys, That's all that's important to them,

1193
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 2: kissing and great hair, like what else matters in life?

1194
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: You know it's true. So Jesse walks up to Becky

1195
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 2: at the coffee machine and wishes her a merry Christmas.

1196
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: She tells him it's so nice to be with his

1197
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 2: family on Christmas, and he tells her he's happy to

1198
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 2: be with her as well. He shows Becky that they're

1199
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 2: standing under the missletoe. She's hesitant, and he says he

1200
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 2: knows she just wants to be friends, but he emphasizes

1201
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 2: what he emphasizes, Well, it is a Christmas law to

1202
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: kiss under the missletoe. Becky says, well, I am a

1203
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 2: law abiding citizen and leans in for a kiss, which

1204
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 2: then turns into a full blown makeout session.

1205
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: Because it does because you're they're in a public place,

1206
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: which apparently is really I like, sort of a thing

1207
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: for everyone else.

1208
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: Should just be like an aphrodisiac. For Jesse, is just

1209
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 2: a kiss in front of people.

1210
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh, I just love making out, having

1211
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: my first kiss in front of public places, and particularly

1212
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: in front of my parents.

1213
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 2: In front of parents, in front of his nieces. It's

1214
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 2: like in front of the angry man.

1215
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: Everybody's watching this, everybody in front of the coffee machine.

1216
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: He doesn't care. Yeah, he does not care.

1217
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's our first Jesse Becky kiss.

1218
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 2: Though, So we have, Oh that's true, a moment, Give

1219
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 2: this a moment. Deserves a moment, this moment, but but

1220
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 2: it is. Yeah, and they do have a ton of chemistry.

1221
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 2: I mean they they they still got it. You know,

1222
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 2: for thirty six years they've had great chemistry and it

1223
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 2: all started with this kiss. So this is all started

1224
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 2: in a moment. Yep, all started a bad claim by

1225
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 2: the coffee machine.

1226
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: Yep.

1227
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 2: So Jesse's parents happily watch this kiss, which is just weird.

1228
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 2: Becky pulls away and Jesse mutters have mercy. So Becky

1229
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: walks away, and then a random older lady comes up

1230
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 2: to Jesse and plants a kiss.

1231
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: Right all him now just being assaulted by some random

1232
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: woman in an airport.

1233
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 2: What is happening? Like, where did she come from?

1234
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: Why did she Why?

1235
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 2: Was I like, is that the red out? Oh my god?

1236
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: What's happening?

1237
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 2: The red hair really threw me? The red hair off.

1238
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa the balls on this woman to

1239
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: just be like, Okay, I'm gonna snatch this man up

1240
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 1: under the mistletoe.

1241
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's just like it's a free for all. He's

1242
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 2: kissing people's in her missiletoe.

1243
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, he has been annoying me

1244
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: with his singing and it's turning light on and you

1245
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: know what, he's cute. So I'm just gonna make him uncomfortable.

1246
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 2: Just his payback for the Christmas speech and the singing Caroline.

1247
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: You want to do all this annoying crap me too,

1248
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: and just yeah, and then assaults him and walks away.

1249
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 2: I can't. I kind of admire her for this, you know,

1250
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 2: the balls on this woman, she's.

1251
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: Rights, just the audacity of her. After you just saw

1252
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: him kiss someone, How do you know they're.

1253
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 2: Not to get what she thought? It was like, I

1254
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 2: don't care.

1255
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm an old lady. I mean, she's not an old lady. Well, no,

1256
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: she's just.

1257
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 2: Older than Jesse.

1258
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 1: Old.

1259
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: She's just older than Jesse, which makes.

1260
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: Me, I guess you can just do that in airports

1261
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: when you get older. I don't know.

1262
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 2: Hey, when you're older, you don't care, you know, nfgs,

1263
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 2: you just go up and kiss people you want to.

1264
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was the eighties. Anything goes, you know, right, Yeah, okay,

1265
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 2: So this, uh, this redheaded lady looks very pleased with

1266
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 2: herself after she's done kissing.

1267
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: She had a great time.

1268
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 2: She's had a great time. And Jesse falls back into

1269
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 2: the phone booth with a little smile creeping onto his face. Though,

1270
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 2: you know, all of a sudden, Santa walks in Belton

1271
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 2: a ho ho ho. Stephanie doesn't react and says hi, Joey.

1272
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 2: But Joey's right behind her and says hi, Steph. Her

1273
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 2: eyes grow very wide and she gets very excited. Santa

1274
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 2: comes up to Stephanie, wishing her a Merry Christmas. She

1275
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 2: hesitantly asks, wait a minute, are you really Santa. He

1276
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 2: tells her to give his beard a tug, and she does,

1277
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 2: exclaiming it's a real beard. Then she screams stutters that

1278
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: means that means, that means you're really Santa Claus. Oh,

1279
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 2: Steph is so exciting.

1280
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: Real beards are the there's like you know, Santa representatives,

1281
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: but the ones with the real beards, like they go

1282
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: higher up in the organization, is what I think.

1283
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how the that's how the pecking order goes

1284
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 2: if you have a real beard. By the way, right there, I.

1285
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: Actually again with me and the random fi acts, what

1286
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: there is There was a union of Santa's what there's

1287
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: a Santa forget when this? There was a Santa union

1288
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: and there was a there there and I was reading

1289
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: something about what was it? And somewhere along the line

1290
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: there was then another union that started because they only

1291
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 1: wanted to accept people with real beards, and then the

1292
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: other and there was like a standard in the two

1293
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: Santa unions somewhere anyway, Yeah.

1294
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 2: What is happening? Wow, talk about taking the fun out

1295
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 2: of Christmas's right. Santa started by this angry guy. That's

1296
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 2: all I'm saying.

1297
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: This angry, this angry Santa guy.

1298
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 2: He's leading the charge.

1299
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: He is, He's leading the real beard charge. He's like, no,

1300
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: this has to be real or nothing.

1301
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 2: He is. So Santa flicks his hand in the air

1302
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 2: and we hear a magical noise as suddenly the conveyor

1303
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 2: belt moves and the presence appear.

1304
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 1: Covered in snow, covered in snow.

1305
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 2: Yep, fresh from the fresh from the belly of the plane,

1306
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 2: here they come. The girls were fresh Santa's sleigh. Oh

1307
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 2: oh that's right, that's right. The girls rush over in excitement,

1308
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: thanking Santa. The magical noise happens again, and Santa disappears.

1309
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 2: Danny whispers to Joey, oh, he probably went to change

1310
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,479
Speaker 2: out of your Santa costume. But Joey shakes his bag

1311
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 2: that has the jingles and the costume in it, saying,

1312
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

1313
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 1: That's why we have to have the bag that makes

1314
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: noise because we have to be able to quickly draw

1315
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: attention to the fact that the costume.

1316
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 2: Is in the bag. Yes, that's that's the reason for

1317
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 2: the jingle noise is Yes, just to let everybody know that, hey,

1318
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 2: this was not Joey or his costume. So Jesse grabs

1319
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 2: everyone's attention when he shows them a computer screen that

1320
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: reads Merry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho. They all shake their

1321
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 2: heads in disbelief, and Steph runs over, saying she saw

1322
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 2: Santa Claus flying away. Jesse gives an eyebrow raise to

1323
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 2: the family, asking you think, dj says she doesn't know

1324
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 2: what to think, but admit, all I know is this

1325
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 2: turned out to be a great Christmas. She runs over

1326
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: to open the presence, but Steph stays by the computer.

1327
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 2: The screen changes with a magical sound, now reading thanks

1328
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 2: for the maps, Stephanie. Stephanie smiles and says back, You're welcome, Santa. Oh.

1329
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: It's such a such a cute little moment at the

1330
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: end it is.

1331
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 2: I loved it.

1332
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: I wonder how many hours someone spent writing the code

1333
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: to make that little because I remember doing that in

1334
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 1: like seventh grade computer class. You would make like little

1335
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,439
Speaker 1: things like that and yeah, it was like entering a hole.

1336
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: You could just use like the spare bar and the

1337
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: tab and then you create the digital arts. Yeah. Yeah,

1338
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: it was great, so great for early late eighties. That

1339
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,959
Speaker 1: was high tech.

1340
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 2: Oh so high tech. This is yes, very very impressive

1341
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 2: in the future. So Danny encourages Stephanie to come over

1342
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 2: and open the presence with everyone. As they all sing

1343
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:03,720
Speaker 2: Christmas carols, a sweet message appears over the screen saying,

1344
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 2: happy Holidays from our family to yours, and that is

1345
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 2: our show, our very first Christmas show. Yay.

1346
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: And it ends with singing family's opening presence, and all

1347
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: the other families are just sitting there watching.

1348
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 2: Well, they're probably just relieved that the family's busy. You know,

1349
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 2: they're not read that's true. There's like, get these people out.

1350
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: Of our if we sing this song, they shut up.

1351
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 2: Everyone's just waiting their turn to go sit in the

1352
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 2: emotional support phone booth right quiet.

1353
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 1: I'd like to call my family please, And they're like,

1354
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, there's this. My six year old child's in

1355
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: there throwing a fit. Yeah, having a meltdown. You can't

1356
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: call your family on.

1357
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 2: Christmas, sorry, but all but I do.

1358
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: I love this it's just a very cute episode.

1359
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 2: Oh, very cute, the first of many wonderful Full House

1360
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 2: Christmas episodes. It's just heartwarming. And we presume that the

1361
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 2: angry man was playing Santa, right, I mean we were

1362
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 2: reading messages on his computer. He wasn't in the room

1363
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 2: when Santa was in the room, so I assume it

1364
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 2: was it was boss Hog who who was playing Santa Claus? Right? No? Yeah, okay, Well,

1365
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I just want to point out the obvious,

1366
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 2: because they don't. They didn't actually like obviously point it out.

1367
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 2: It was very subtle for a sitcom, did It was

1368
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 2: subtle for a sitcom. Usually they bang you over the

1369
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 2: head with those those obvious.

1370
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: We saw the message on his computer on the man

1371
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,440
Speaker 1: wasn't there, and he disappeared and said, what do you

1372
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: mean it's not banging over the head with the obvious.

1373
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: There was practically a sign hanging at one point. You

1374
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: even see him in the foreground of a shot with

1375
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 1: Stephanie when she's like, oh Christmas is ruined, and you

1376
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: see him kind of look back and let's smirk.

1377
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 2: It's subtle for a six hour it is. No, we

1378
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 2: were all.

1379
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: I mean, we didn't like see him changing into the

1380
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: Santa suit. I wouldn't say subtle anywhere in this way.

1381
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 2: He's for a button where yeah, you see him changing

1382
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 2: out of the suit or taking off the beards you

1383
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 2: But the bye is that he's actually Santa Claus, which

1384
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 2: tells me that's what I'm saying.

1385
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 1: The bye is that he's actually Santa Claus. But now

1386
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: there's a problem with this. So is Santa just when

1387
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: he's not in his Santa costume? Is he just a

1388
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 1: cranky old man with a bad two pey?

1389
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 2: Wait, so you're saying this is Santa disguised as angryman

1390
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: boss hog? Like it's not the yes, because yes? So

1391
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 2: why was Santa pretending to be an angry man on

1392
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 2: a flight? Like he's got his own sleigh, Like there's

1393
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 2: no need to be on a flight from San Francisco

1394
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:39,959
Speaker 2: to Denver that then gets delayed in the rocky mountains somewhere,

1395
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:41,719
Speaker 2: you know, like right.

1396
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 1: And why is he there Christmas morning? He's obviously been out.

1397
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: Where was he all night? I had anyone set of questions?

1398
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 2: Did we see him sleeping before Jesse abruptly woke everyone

1399
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 2: up with the bright lights.

1400
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know I don't remember. I don't think so.

1401
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 2: I don't think so. So he just left his computer

1402
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 2: behind and went to complete his Santa duties.

1403
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 1: I mean, it's Santa Claus. He can get the elves

1404
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: to make him another one.

1405
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 2: This is true. Well, and Stephanie did yank on his

1406
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 2: beard and it did seem real. So how did he

1407
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 2: grow this beard overnight? I have a lot of questions.

1408
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 2: Now he's Santa Claus?

1409
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: What he how Santa? It's just he just does. I

1410
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:23,640
Speaker 1: don't know the magic, the magic of Santa and the

1411
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: magic of sitcoms. It just happens. Don't question it, and

1412
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,640
Speaker 1: it's that's what it is.

1413
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, now.

1414
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,560
Speaker 1: Look, this is not the thread to start pulling and

1415
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 1: looking for for how this actually happened.

1416
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, I thought maybe the angry man just

1417
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 2: had a change of heart and he was like, you

1418
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 2: know what, I'm gonna do something nice for once.

1419
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:44,640
Speaker 1: And then he disappeared.

1420
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 2: No, he he with a magic sound and made that

1421
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 2: whole thing that he made the presence appear.

1422
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 1: He did he know about the map? How do you

1423
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: know about the map that Stephanie made and left at home?

1424
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 2: Because he was sitting in her Santa clause No, he

1425
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,600
Speaker 2: sitting in her airplane. See she grabbed the signs No.

1426
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,799
Speaker 1: Not the sign. She left the map at the house.

1427
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 1: Remember she left the map for Santa. She said, I'm

1428
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: leaving this here for him so he knows where to

1429
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: find me.

1430
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't take it on the airplane. That was

1431
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 2: the the caution signed Stephanie on board, right, Okay, okay, okay,

1432
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 2: now you got a point. How did he find the map?

1433
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean she had just put the sign up

1434
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: in the window. Maybe Santa was like, I gotta get

1435
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: on this plane because Stephanie's on board. Because obviously it's

1436
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: all about her, because that's what Danny said in the beginning.

1437
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 2: It's all about her happiness and enjoyment. Right. Oh okay,

1438
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 2: this is a whole new interpretation that I was not

1439
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 2: thinking of when I watched this episode. Wow, did you have.

1440
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 1: Any Did you have any everywhere you look moments for

1441
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: this one?

1442
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,600
Speaker 2: I do a really dumb one, but I didn't, But

1443
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:47,680
Speaker 2: I was.

1444
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 1: I think I was just so distracted by all of

1445
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 1: the Christmas and all the Christmas carols, Caroly all the Yeah,

1446
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: I love that, okay where you look moment?

1447
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 2: I just love all of these wonderful Easter eggs in

1448
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 2: the airport lounge in the bad claim Christmas Christmas, Christmas

1449
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 2: Christmas eggs that just scream nineteen eighty eight. So specifically,

1450
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,679
Speaker 2: I noticed the ash trays that were like those tall

1451
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,600
Speaker 2: cylinders colored and it has like the sand or the

1452
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 2: gravel in the top.

1453
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: Right right right at the end of every row of chairs.

1454
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 2: Is one of these ash trays.

1455
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because you could smoke any because everyone

1456
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: was smoking, and it could smoke in a plane. Yes,

1457
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 1: Like that was just I'm like, that's right.

1458
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 2: I forgot about all that. There's no like stand twenty

1459
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 2: feet outside of the building and make sure you're right right, No,

1460
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 2: just just smoke right there in the back plane. Yeah,

1461
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,200
Speaker 2: right there. Great such between that and the phone booth.

1462
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is awesome. This is so

1463
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 2: total eighties.

1464
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 1: I had a really awesome three D sweater on you.

1465
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 2: Did with presents. Everybody had epic Christmas sweaters, like there

1466
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:50,799
Speaker 2: were Christmas sweaters.

1467
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the origin of ugly Christmas sweaters.

1468
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 2: Before they were ugly, before those agains, they were always ugly.

1469
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 1: Well, we knew that they were ugly right before we

1470
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: came to the realization or most of us anyway. I'm

1471
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 1: sure there were a lot of people that were always

1472
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,719
Speaker 1: like those were always ugly.

1473
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are none of these. None of these sweaters

1474
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 2: are particularly attractive, but they are festive and Step three

1475
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 2: D presents are adorable with the ribbons on them. Oh yeah, cute,

1476
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 2: they were great, so cute. Tanner, the Tanner family and

1477
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 2: their ugly Christmas sweaters.

1478
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I mean I guess you could have.

1479
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 1: And everywhere you look moment is just a payphone. You know,

1480
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,679
Speaker 1: a payphone and a phone booth.

1481
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, you don't you can't find those anymore,

1482
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 2: even if you wanted to. Those don't exist anymore. They're

1483
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:41,680
Speaker 2: like in museums. You can find them in the Smithsonian

1484
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 2: made right. Yeah, not on an airport line. I can

1485
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:47,120
Speaker 2: tell you the last time I saw a phone booth. Nope.

1486
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 2: My kids don't even know what they are. They're like, huh,

1487
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:49,560
Speaker 2: what is that?

1488
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,240
Speaker 1: What does Superman do these days?

1489
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, he's he's out of places, he's out of

1490
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:55,679
Speaker 2: changing rooms.

1491
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,759
Speaker 1: Well, he's got a change in his self driving tesla.

1492
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,880
Speaker 2: That's probably what it is. Just that the modern day.

1493
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: In an uber Oh well, I loved this Christmas episode.

1494
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 2: It was.

1495
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 1: It was really fun and really sweet. I yeah, I'm

1496
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: glad we had a little holiday moment.

1497
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

1498
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 1: I mean even though it's you know, this is it's

1499
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,799
Speaker 1: now March now that this is our episode's airing.

1500
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 2: But so true, we're a few months behind here for

1501
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 2: the Christmas holiday season. But that's okay, that's say, that's okay.

1502
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 1: It's been long enough that I didn't want I was like,

1503
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,680
Speaker 1: oh no, no, not not Christmas, you know it was.

1504
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,560
Speaker 1: I was okay with it.

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01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was. It was delightful. It was corny.

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01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 2: It was delightful. It was everything you want in a

1507
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 2: sitcom holiday episode, all of the It's.

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01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: A wonderful life, full house moment inspiration that you.

1509
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 2: Could ask for. It was great. I loved it.

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01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: And we got Jesse and Becky's first kiss.

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01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 2: Yeah that is you know what I keep forgetting in

1512
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:52,720
Speaker 2: the horror of that.

1513
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: Jesse and Becky's first kiss.

1514
01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:01,520
Speaker 2: That's epic. Regardless of Nick and his terrible ideas, right,

1515
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:04,680
Speaker 2: this will work out eventually. It does. Yeah, this is

1516
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,360
Speaker 2: there the endgame. Becky and Jesse are in the end game.

1517
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 2: So it's true. This was the very beginning, well, awesome.

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01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that we got to do this episode.

1519
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 1: Always fun.

1520
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 2: I'm I'm glad your phone, your computer is still working.

1521
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,599
Speaker 2: I haven't passed out yet, it's still working.

1522
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I you know, again, there's probably a ridiculous

1523
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: phone bill, but that's okay. It's it is what it is.

1524
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,560
Speaker 2: It is what it is.

1525
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but thank you all again for listening to this

1526
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:35,400
Speaker 1: episode of how Rude tanner Rito's. We have had so

1527
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 1: much fun bringing it to you. Love talking about all

1528
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: these old episodes in old holiday episodes. But if you

1529
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: want to follow us on Instagram, make sure you're following

1530
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,680
Speaker 1: us at how Rude Podcast. You can also send us

1531
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: an email at how rudpodcast at gmail dot com and

1532
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: make sure you're liking it subscribing to the podcast wherever

1533
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: you're listening to it so that you can make sure

1534
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 1: and get all the newest episodes as soon as they're released.

1535
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 1: And we will see you guys for next week's episod

1536
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,840
Speaker 1: pisode which I'm not sure do we have an interview

1537
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: coming up next or I don't know what we have next.

1538
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. We got great things whatever it is,

1539
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,160
Speaker 2: it's great.

1540
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,760
Speaker 1: Things, great things. Christmas carols sing. I'm gonna go sing

1541
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 1: Christmas carols in the grocery store right now. I'm gonna

1542
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 1: go put on my ugly Christmas sweater and walk around. Yeah,

1543
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm just gonna go put on. I'm

1544
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,799
Speaker 1: just gonna go start pinning random pieces of things to any.

1545
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 2: Sweater that I wear.

1546
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: Just making a three D sw yeah, yeah, just making

1547
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,040
Speaker 1: a three D. Anything's a three D sweater if you

1548
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:33,799
Speaker 1: if you want it to be the enough safety pins.

1549
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: Anything's possible, anything goes yep. Remember you guys. The world

1550
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,840
Speaker 1: is small, but the house is full well done.

1551
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,240
Speaker 2: So is the airport

1552
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 1: And my data plan