1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Who's plest person in the world today, Who's Alex's worst 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: person in the world today? Oh mgmgomg, oh my god. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 1: These people suck so freaking bad. Okay, So I'm just 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: kind of bringing this up right now because it's that 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: time of the year where the holidays are coming around 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: and people feel like they need to steal packages off 7 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: of people's porches. And they're called porch pirates. Yes, so 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: they get caught on people's rings. And they're a lot 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: less cool than regular pirates. Yes, less. Regular pirates sound 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 1: very cool, Ei though, if you, pirates are pretty cool 11 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: even though they're mean. They're terrible people. Yeah, they are 12 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 1: terrible people, but they're kind of cool in the same way. Yeah. 13 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: I mean they get peg legs and patches and like 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: and like hooks's hands, and Disney made them cool. Pirate 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: on your arm, Yeah that's true. Disney didn't make them cool. 16 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:47,279 Speaker 1: And otherwise pirates suck, especially porch pirates. I can't wait 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: for the Disney porch Pirates movie to come. I mean, like, 18 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: who actually has balls to go up on someone's property 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: and steal their packages? Oh? I know, it's terrible and 20 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: it happens every single year. Every single day, well every day, 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: just normally, but then around the holiday time it steps 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: up hardcore. I mean, I get a lot of packages 23 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: delivered every day, and I'm worried about people, you know, 24 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: coming when we're not there and stealing them off of 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: them because it's really easy to go up onto our 26 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: porch and snatch are really quick. Yes, we know that. 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: Yesterday Alex mentioned she gets five hundred packages a day 28 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: at least. So the puech pirates are doing very well, 29 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: except they're not going to be able to do very 30 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: well if they come to our house. Me and Alex 31 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: lived together because we're married, if you didn't know that. 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: But they're not gonna do very well because it's going 33 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: to take a long time for them to get all 34 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: of the packages off. They'll get caught by then. And 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: we have you know, we have adorable camera. We have 36 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: cameras all over our house. But it's not going to 37 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: stop them. I mean, it only takes two seconds to 38 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 1: like run up and grab and snatch it. Well, okay, 39 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: so here hear me out just a second. Okay. Porch pirates, 40 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: well that steal packages off of porches this time of year. Terrible. Yeah, 41 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: they also do a little bit of good. No, only 42 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: because there are sweet viral videos that come out everything 43 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: of them, like either falling and maybe we're getting arrested 44 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: or homeowner coming out and just like stomping the crap 45 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: out of them because they are terrible people. So that 46 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: is a great point. So there is a silver lining 47 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: to the whole porch pirate clouds. The west part about 48 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: that kind too is it's it must be premeditated, like 49 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: they must. Absolutely they drive around. Yeah, yeah, they're stalking 50 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: the house before they do. They stalk the drivers right, Oh, 51 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: they follow the drivers around, And man, I wonder if 52 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: the drivers text in four one or six one. If 53 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: you're delivery driver, do you notice when these guys are 54 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,919 Speaker 1: behind you? And do you ever like see people stealing 55 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: packages and then stomp them out? Yes, and film it, 56 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: put it on the Internet's make it go viral so 57 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: we can enjoy watching it. Yeah, and tag us. You know, 58 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: it's crazy that I think about that, Like when we 59 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: first started ordering online and getting packages delivered, you know, 60 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: hasn't been that long, No, it hasn't. Really. When I 61 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: first started ordering online, I was always worried about people 62 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: stealing packages or the delivery people saying they delivered it 63 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: and didn't and just keeping it, but that never really happened, 64 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: you know, like they're actually really trustworthy people. Also, I 65 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: just think that if they say they delivered it and 66 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: wasn't there, then they would get in trouble, right Yeah, 67 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: well yeah, if you report them, they're gonna get fired 68 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: for sure, right right. I don't think I've had a 69 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: package stolen off of porch ever. I haven't either, neither 70 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: of I. But they're out there. The porch pirates are 71 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: out there. It judges though, that there are less porch 72 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: pirates and more good people who won't still the package, right, 73 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: So that's at least positive. I mean, I read the 74 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: survey where six out of ten people are worried about 75 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: people stealing packages off of their porch this holiday season. 76 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: That's a lot of people. Most people worry about it. 77 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: I would think it'd be more because I'm worried about it, yeah, 78 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: you know, and then people that aren't worried the porch pirates. Yeah, 79 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: that's how many of them. There are the four people 80 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: in that survey that were like, no, I'm not worried 81 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: about it that are taking the package. Yeah, and it's 82 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: it's funny, like thinking about some of the packages that 83 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: they still probably have like some stupid stuff in it, 84 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: like preparation H or something. Have a super healthy but 85 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: let's do that. Let's out, let's leave a box on 86 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: our porch all holiday season long that is just full 87 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: of like preparation H and weird things. I have a 88 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: better idea than that. Okay, okay, So I saw this 89 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: one video too about somebody doing this because of porch 90 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: pirates is creating this like litter bomb and putting it 91 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: in a small box and then as soon as they 92 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: open it just explore and they do it in their car, 93 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: so it's like litter everywhere. So they should make those. 94 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: We should make the Sparkly Pirate a pirate porch bomb. Yes, yes, 95 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: that would be so good. Yes, and on the ring 96 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: camera as well. We can post the footage. Yes, we 97 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: got cameras all over the place at our house. Let's 98 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: do that. Let's set up a trap for a porch 99 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: part and see if we can catch one this season. 100 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: We can do it. That would be the that would 101 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: be a Christmas miracle. Is perfect too because of the 102 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: criminal activity, there is a lot. Yeah, there's copspuire house 103 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: all the time with it right by a freeway where 104 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: people want to come off and like rob stuff and 105 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: take it so much foot spot to catch some of 106 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: these guys, we do, so we need to put a 107 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: box like on the corner of our porch war it's 108 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: very visible. We're gonna work on. It's gonna be amazing. 109 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: All right, all right, we have something to do this afternoon. Well, 110 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: this good thing. I just order a bunch of glitter. 111 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: That's weird. Hopefully. Yeah, the porchwire doesn't come and still 112 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: just the package of glitter and we're going to get 113 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: at some point. But this will be amazing. We're gonna 114 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: try to catch one glitter. Oh, you got it. Okay, 115 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: we got the glitter. Now we just need to figure 116 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: out how to mire a glitter bomb and the pirate 117 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: to take the box. Let's do it. Yes, okay, well 118 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: we can figure it out text in four one six 119 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: one if you know how to make a glitter bomb. 120 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: But we can also figure it out. Okay, So people 121 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: can still packages off of people's porches that work hard 122 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: for that money and whatever they wanted, and then appointed 123 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: because they don't get it and they have to contact 124 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: the company and you'd be like I got this stole 125 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 1: on hind porch. Now I need a recent and I 126 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,359 Speaker 1: don't want to pay for to get and all that 127 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: you are the worst person in the world today. That 128 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: was miss worst person in the world today. That was 129 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: miss worst person in the world today.