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Speaker 1: Hey, before we start the full show, I just truly

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Speaker 2: And you know, we charted this year, which.

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Speaker 2: And if you've listened before, you know that.

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Speaker 1: So just a huge thank you to all your support

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's time for our new feature on the show,

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Speaker 7: Text of the week. That was kind of a week plead. Well,

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Speaker 7: we're trying not to oversell it here. It's just a text,

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Speaker 7: but this one comes from Alicia. She says, please play

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Speaker 7: apple bottom jeans. Thank you.

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Speaker 8: I don't know who played that.

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Speaker 7: So we're not getting a lot of texts either, So Alicia,

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Speaker 7: I need to let you know we rarely, if ever

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Speaker 7: make an exception for you today.

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Speaker 2: But because Apple Bottom Jeans is your favorite song?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 9: Why?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 7: Because they're late? Oh no, man, this isn't Apple Bottom Genes.

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Speaker 8: It's WCII with the fur?

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Speaker 7: Which is which clip?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 7: Two viral sound bites from the internet, normly enough time

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Speaker 7: to play one of them. Let's get right into your choices.

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Speaker 7: Option one is a twenty nine second clip of a

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Speaker 7: woman pranking her grandma with a story about the wild

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Speaker 7: night she just had. What Granny doesn't know is that

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Speaker 7: she's just reciting the lyrics to Katy Perry's song last

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Speaker 7: Friday Night and is mortified. So what are we doing today?

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Speaker 7: Failing groceries? Or Aileen Grandmammy's alexis Grandma, It's one for Grandmommy, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: I can't stand more husbands. I'm going Grandma, Okay.

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Speaker 7: Good, yeah, all right? The granny has it. Let's listen

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Speaker 7: to a clip of a woman branking her grandma by

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Speaker 7: just reciting the lyrics to Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

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Speaker 8: But I forgot last Friday Night.

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Speaker 11: You forgot what?

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Speaker 8: You we master a credit cards?

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Speaker 12: Oh no?

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Speaker 2: And then we got kicked.

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Speaker 8: Out of the bar.

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Speaker 2: No, we hit the boulevard.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it was last Friday Night, right.

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Speaker 2: And then we went streaking in the park.

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Speaker 8: And then we went skinny dipping in the dark. You're

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Speaker 3: My dad being crazy kids, he could have been arrested.

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Speaker 2: I think we broke the law.

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Speaker 8: I think he did break the law. Always say we're

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Speaker 7: You know grandma had some wild nights in the past.

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Speaker 2: Yourself, you're lucky you didn't get caught.

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Speaker 7: That was which is it? Let's get into your shock

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Speaker 7: collar question, digital, Jake, give us something else that we

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Speaker 14: Well, the other day I was chatting with my close

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Speaker 14: personal friend and world famous recording artist Khalid, and he

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Speaker 14: told me, Jake, the key to a hot date night.

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Speaker 9: Song with that title. We laughed and laughed.

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Speaker 14: I haven't kept up with K Dog's pretty busy Anyway.

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Speaker 14: Later that night, I was looking up hot date spots

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Speaker 14: and came across a survey asking a thousand people, where

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Speaker 2: A man, I feel like this is right up our

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we should.

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Speaker 14: Ye on air, but I do have the top four

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Speaker 14: of Unglued Family Few. Today, we're kicking it off with

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Speaker 14: the guy who prefuncts all his dates with a suppository,

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Speaker 14: Young Jeffrey, jeff Where might a man take someone on

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Speaker 7: It's interesting? Well, as a guy, a good rule is

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Speaker 7: one place that happens is at the zoo. Oh my date,

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Speaker 7: Exactly? And I'm just saying, like I've had a lot

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you that. So I'm going to answer, what

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Speaker 7: is a zoo full of sexy, physically fit animals? Jake,

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Speaker 7: You're not gonna believe this, but zoo is number three

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Speaker 8: Serious, good answer?

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Speaker 2: Because there's kids everywhere?

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Speaker 7: Okay, it's those hot gorillas. I'm telling them.

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Speaker 9: I not believe you got that right on a hot streak.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to Alexis Well like Brooks at our

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Speaker 5: So many people call that take people to the movies,

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Speaker 5: and I think that's such a bad first date.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't talk at all, you can't contrather

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Speaker 7: At your house and alexis that's an old enough to

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Speaker 2: Exactly those daytime showings. I'm going to go to the

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Speaker 7: J movie theater?

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Speaker 14: Is that?

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Speaker 15: I well, I don't know how to say this, but

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Speaker 7: You're trying to get to know them at your first date.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, don't take them to your mom's house.

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Speaker 7: Somebody else's house, not on my least.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think a dinner party is a great

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Speaker 16: But anyway, okay, here is my answer, and it's only

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Speaker 16: guy did get a second date from me.

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Speaker 7: But you know where my standards are, I wouldn't expect anything.

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Speaker 2: My answer is going to be a fast food restaurant.

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Speaker 18: I provided a Bogo coupon for us You're lucky you

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Speaker 14: Food restaurant that they work at. Fast food restaurant is

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Speaker 14: number two on the list. Let's go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 14: Number one and number four.

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Speaker 9: Are still on the board.

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Speaker 7: I feel like at sporting events, guys can get really

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Speaker 4: The guy for a player. Exactly, exactly, I'll go with

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Speaker 7: A sporting event, it's number four on line.

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Speaker 8: Darn it, I gotta stop bringing girls of him.

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Speaker 14: Let's quickly go over the top four. Number four was

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Speaker 14: sports game, Number three was zoo, Number two was fast

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Speaker 2: No one else considers out of sport.

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Speaker 7: All right, so, uh, Jose, you're going to be the

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Speaker 7: one getting shot today. And somebody wanted to hear baby

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Speaker 3: Broaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And I might remember

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Speaker 7: a little while ago the hash tag girl dinner when viral. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: if you didn't know, that's basically like any minimal effort meal.

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Speaker 7: That's just an assembly of snacks a girl would happily

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Speaker 7: About girl math. Yeah, that's where women will just buy

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Speaker 7: Also, Hot girl walks, which was just women walking.

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Speaker 7: Girl rotting, which is just where women stay in bed

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Speaker 7: I mean, we are peaking as a society. Right now.

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Speaker 2: Clearly, I feel like you're jealous.

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Speaker 7: I'm not honest.

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Speaker 2: You can bedrot too.

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Speaker 6: It's fine.

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't need to give it a title.

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Speaker 7: It's where women show off items that they've used as

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Speaker 7: This first laser story is out of Asia. Twenty two

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Speaker 7: Did you ever wear that out to show your husband

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm sorry. Eight hundred thousand dollars?

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Speaker 8: Anybody else cost a house?

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Speaker 7: Yes, when she does return, the writs offered her a

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Speaker 7: The woman declined the free stay. Man, I'm gonna buy

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Speaker 8: I've had to wear my seven hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 7: out of Trentown, USA. Google just released their year in review. First,

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Speaker 7: is chicken cobbler creamy random?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? I'm pretty sure it's like chicken pot pot That's what?

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Speaker 7: Something like that. Number two was lasagna soup.

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Speaker 6: Oh that was huge this year.

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Speaker 7: Nothing that I loft more than a soupy lasagna. And

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Speaker 7: Everybody wanted to know how to make their own McDonald's

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Speaker 2: Slow, I needed a recipe to know how to do that.

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Speaker 7: Yes, where it's coming to. The most googled questions that

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Speaker 2: Oh god, those were we didn't do those on our show.

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Speaker 2: If you had to pay for it for a long

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we're like three dollars.

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Speaker 7: That's the one where if you're not from then like

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Speaker 20: In high school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it made everybody look cool. I'm go, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah it does.

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Speaker 7: Did you get voted as something like most likely to

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Speaker 8: It's like, sorry, we can't date.

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Speaker 7: You were born on a Tuesday at four people.

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Speaker 6: I know that one.

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Speaker 15: I talked to about it all their wives and girlfriends

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Speaker 7: It's so crazy and to markets twenty fifth birthday. Google

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Speaker 7: two thousand and four. The most googled Grammy winner is Beyonce. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 7: smoking a vape just barely. That sound means lads and

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Speaker 7: Shorties has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: A man met a beautiful woman at a charity event

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Speaker 2: I just want it to be just it feels safer

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you it's none of those. It's somehow even

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Speaker 7: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 20: Hey, Julia, remember we met at the Bully Alley. I beg,

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Speaker 20: you didn't know. I'm a bad boy, and this bad

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Speaker 20: I'm going to steal something a bowling ball, So if

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Speaker 20: you should put that bowling ball under your shirt. But

454
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 20: we could just pretend I not jump.

455
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: Next minute, not creative, sir, I guess I thought it

456
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 2: was using volleyball like air quote like this is your playing.

457
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 7: I guess I started drinking early at the senior home.

458
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 22: Next hit Joe, this is I like wanted to call

459
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 22: you and like thank you for taking me out last night.

460
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 22: Like that was the most amazing, literally the most amazing

461
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 22: thing like I've happened so long.

462
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 23: I really love like.

463
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 22: The way that you were there when I came in,

464
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 22: Like literally you just waited for me to get in there,

465
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 22: and then literally I was like floating off my feet,

466
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 22: like you really swept me literally off my feet. I

467
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 22: was literally floating because like literally a guy has never

468
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 22: been like that super nice to me.

469
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 20: And like I literally was like.

470
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 22: Literally amazed, so like literally this was the amazing night.

471
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 11: And I just wanted to call to my email so

472
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 11: thank you.

473
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 24: Literally so much, like that was amazing. I hope to

474
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 24: see you soon.

475
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 7: Translate what she likes because she was like literally annoying.

476
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 4: I literally can't hate because I like literally.

477
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,239
Speaker 8: I do not wonder why you guys ever swept her

478
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 8: off over the ledge out.

479
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 2: Dude, it was like the best out of her life.

480
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: And she.

481
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 4: So literally so sad.

482
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 8: He's literally never calling you.

483
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 7: Hey, Sally, just wanted to call tell you I had

484
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 7: a great time the other night.

485
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Speaker 13: I don't normally sing that high karaoke. I haven't heard

486
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 13: from you in a few days.

487
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 11: I'm hoping that's not because of my singing, because it can.

488
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 20: Be kind of kind of not great.

489
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know, I if that was the problem.

490
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 25: I really don't think it was me.

491
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 10: Their their catalog is like something out of the Fisher

492
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 10: Price catalog.

493
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Speaker 14: I mean, you know, a little little bake of and

494
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 14: little plastic one, you know, the choice or uh.

495
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Speaker 13: I also couldn't read the words from the screen.

496
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 7: Oh and I had fight the Chicken Wings before that,

497
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 7: so it was it was just like a litany of problems.

498
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 20: So you know, if you wanted to get together next Wednesday.

499
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 14: And I'm gonna do, want to be about the fish

500
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 14: girls because baby Spice is my shot and.

501
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 7: I mean like she's really good, not that because of

502
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 7: the spicy wing. I don't know why I'm still talking

503
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 7: about that. I feel like we get one of these

504
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 7: every single week where the guy doesn't know when to

505
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 7: stop talking. It's like a good rule, ask yourself. Am

506
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 7: I describing my own bodily functions in detail over the phone?

507
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 7: Yes to someone who isn't your doctor or best friend?

508
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 21: Time to hang up?

509
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know though at the beginning, I was like,

510
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: what woman has never called a guy back because of

511
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: bad singing?

512
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: And then I looked over at Jeff and I'm like,

513
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: oh I bet he.

514
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 8: Oh, Jeff is like.

515
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 7: You get one bad. Note the second one you're done.

516
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 24: Next message, Hey, hey zact this is J.

517
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 26: I just remember when we were at the bar. I

518
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 26: saw this really large mole kind of on the back

519
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 26: of your arm, and I didn't want to say it

520
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 26: in front of your friends, but you really need to.

521
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 25: Go get a checked out.

522
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 26: It looks bad. And I've been a nurse for a

523
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 26: really long time and I specifically specialized in dermatology, and

524
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 26: sometimes life happens that way. You give someone your phone,

525
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 26: Mr boom, a nurse, states your wife.

526
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 24: Next message, we need to get this.

527
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 18: If you got a mole, check it on the back

528
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 18: of your army, I got all it's out of my arm.

529
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 7: When you guys look might stop stop.

530
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 13: Next message it's we met at the at the charity gallap.

531
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Speaker 11: I have to be honest.

532
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 13: I after you gave me your number, I was just

533
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 13: enamored with you. Uh You're all I could think about.

534
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 25: Uh.

535
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 18: You know.

536
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 13: In fact, I afterwards I mentally etched a picture of

537
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 13: you in my mind and I went home that night

538
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 13: and I pretend might have pretended you were my pillow.

539
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 13: We had a good night, a good night. You were

540
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 13: soft and fluffy in all the right places.

541
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Speaker 18: Okay, whoever was at that charity gallup and listened to

542
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 18: their gut on giving that guy the loser line?

543
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, how likely is that that he has a mole

544
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 7: on the back of his arms? More loser line calls?

545
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 7: Check out our Spotify at Brook and Jeffrey. Got your

546
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 7: phone tap coming up.

547
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 3: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

548
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 7: I am amped right now. Amped for tramps. Yeah, I'm

549
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 7: always for tramp trampolines.

550
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. You're going to break something

551
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: in Alexis.

552
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 7: Everybody's jumping on her right now, especially the ones with

553
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 7: the nets. You see him all over the place. And

554
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 7: one woman recently tried to buy one online and it

555
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 7: didn't work out, so she sent in a complaint. And

556
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 7: today I'm gonna be the one answering, trying to convince

557
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 7: her that instead of getting mad, she should be amped

558
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 7: for tramps too. I'll see if I can get it

559
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 7: done in your phone tap next another twenties. Hello, Hi,

560
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 7: my name is Dan Druff. I'm from Trampoline. Is this Jodie?

561
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 23: Yes?

562
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 25: Hi Dan, thanks for giving me a callback.

563
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, we received your customer complaint email. I'm sorry. I'm

564
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 7: just getting back to you now.

565
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 9: About it.

566
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 25: Well, I appreciate that we can straighten this thing up.

567
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 20: Yeah.

568
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 7: I would have gotten back to you sooner, but I've

569
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 7: been working from home and the new Paw patrol just dropped,

570
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 7: so I've been binging the new season. You know it's

571
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 7: not just for kids, right, Well, I didn't know that.

572
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 7: Some people judge me when I tell them that, but

573
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 7: I don't have any shame.

574
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 25: Can we get back to the situation that I had

575
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 25: a complain about the right right?

576
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 7: Sorry about that? Can you tell me what was your complaint?

577
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 25: It's very simple. I went on your website and I

578
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 25: bought a trampoline. You guys charged me for two trampolines,

579
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 25: but I only ordered one and I only received one.

580
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 7: Okay?

581
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 25: Was this last week last Tuesday?

582
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 11: Yes?

583
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, that makes sense. That was during the

584
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 7: buy to get one deal that we had going on.

585
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 7: What so for seventy two hours we had to buy

586
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 7: two trampolines get one deal. So you weren't charged for

587
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 7: two by accident.

588
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 25: That doesn't make any sense. Why would I pay for

589
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 25: two and get one?

590
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 7: Well, I mean you didn't have to buy during that

591
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 7: seventy two hour window. You could have waited until after

592
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 7: but you chose to purchase in the window.

593
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 25: You chose not to disclose to your people on the

594
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 25: website that you were going to double charge down.

595
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, it wasn't the careers section at the bottom. I'll

596
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 7: try to hide it a little bit.

597
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 25: That's the definition of deception or is it.

598
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 7: More just like fun mystery for the consumer day. If

599
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 7: you find it, then you're going to get the prize.

600
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 25: Oh, the grand prize getting double charge Okay, there I won.

601
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 7: We could argue up and down over the semantics of

602
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 7: this all day, but ultimately I think it's a pretty

603
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 7: good deal.

604
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 25: How is that good for me or any of your customers?

605
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 25: It doesn't make any sense.

606
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 7: Well, you know, we do a lot of rebates and

607
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 7: promotional deals for the general consumer year round, so this

608
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 7: buy to get one deal is just for us, and

609
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 7: it comes out people like me because some of the

610
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 7: money from that purchase goes to me. Like I wouldn't

611
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 7: be watching Paw Patrol without the Netflix subscription that you

612
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 7: helped pay for.

613
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 25: I don't care if you get to watch Paw Patrol

614
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 25: or not. I'm so sorry. I paid for one trampoline

615
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 25: and I just want to be charged for one trampoline.

616
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 7: Okay.

617
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 25: If you can't do that, I'm going to call my

618
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 25: credit card company and I'm going to cancel the entire transaction.

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Speaker 7: Well, but before you do that, just think about this

620
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 7: for a second. There are apps out there where you

621
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 7: can rent out your trampoline for profit.

622
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 25: I'm not interested in renting anything.

623
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 9: Hold on, hold on.

624
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 7: Just you post your home location and a picture of

625
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 7: your trampoline online. Thirty minutes later, bunch of randos show

626
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 7: up and are jumping around in your backyard, paying you

627
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 7: money to have fun.

628
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 25: Would you give one of those randos because you sound

629
00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 25: like that kind of idiot.

630
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 7: Some people are charging upwards of seven dollars an hour

631
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 7: to use their trampoline.

632
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 25: Yes, what seven dollars is nothing, and I am not

633
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 25: in a trampoline business.

634
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 7: But if you take that number and you calculate that

635
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 7: across the course of twenty five years, then you've almost

636
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 7: covered half the price of your.

637
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 25: Trample in twenty five years. I'll be dead.

638
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 7: You're not going to be dead. Jumping on a trampoline

639
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 7: helps increase blood flow throughout the body, and that has

640
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 7: health benefits.

641
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 25: You just need to stop talking. Okay, give me somebody

642
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 25: smarter and better to talk to you know.

643
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 7: What, I think you're throwing away a golden opportunity here,

644
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 7: if I'm being honest.

645
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,239
Speaker 25: Oh yeah, I know you're honest. Of course you are.

646
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 25: And I'm sure I'm throwing away a fantastic opportunity.

647
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 10: You know.

648
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 7: I can tell sarcasm when I hear it. That's why

649
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 7: I just added a second trampoline onto your credit card.

650
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 25: No, don't you put anything on my credit card.

651
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: Not one dime. We hold on.

652
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 13: Just think of it.

653
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 7: Three tramps all going at once in your backyard, just

654
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 7: like Field of Dreams. If you buy it, they will bounce.

655
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 25: Are you not listening to me?

656
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 7: Are you not listening to me? Because this is a

657
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 7: prank phone call from a radio station. What what I'm saying?

658
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 7: This is a prank phone call? Jody, you're on Brook

659
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning. My name is jeff Your

660
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 7: husband set you up for a phone tap.

661
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 24: Oh my god, this is.

662
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 25: A phone cap.

663
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

664
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Speaker 25: Oh I hope my husband's listening, because I'm going to

665
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 25: kill him when I get home.

666
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 7: That's the idea that he's listening because you wanted to

667
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 7: hear you laugh. You told us that you guys got

668
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 7: double charge for your trampoline, and now he wants to

669
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 7: turn your entire backyard into a jump park for randos.

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00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 25: Oh my gosh, you guys are killing me.

671
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 7: But you gotta you gotta admit you like the bye

672
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 7: to get one deal.

673
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 25: Well, who wouldn't like that?

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00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, wake up every morning was phone

675
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 3: tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in

676
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 3: the morning.

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00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 7: I don't know why everyone seems to think that speaking

678
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 7: is so so important when you're trying to attract someone.

679
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 8: It is actually know somebody.

680
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 7: It's okay, really, but have you ever tried to silently

681
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 7: stare at someone for prolonged periods of time. It's pretty powerful.

682
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 7: Let me tell you. Watch me do some eyework on Alexis.

683
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 4: No, I don't like any of that.

684
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 7: I can feel it.

685
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 8: Can you please talk?

686
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 9: I don't like this.

687
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 4: No, I actually want to leave the room. Just please

688
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 4: stop at least feels good.

689
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 9: One.

690
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 7: I'm not the only one who knows the power of silence.

691
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 7: Looks every time, and one of our listeners met a

692
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 7: gorgeous woman recently in real life without ever speaking a

693
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 7: single word to her. Too, the power of the stand

694
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 7: has it. In fact, he still has no idea what

695
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 7: her voice actually sounds like. You know me to never

696
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 7: heard each other's feet. We're gonna find out how he

697
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 7: did it in your second date up date. That's coming

698
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 7: up next second date update.

699
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 13: You know.

700
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 7: One of my favorite memories of all time is going

701
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 7: on a road trip with my family once I turned

702
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 7: twenty one. Oh, and all of us simultaneously yelled at

703
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 7: our driver to stop when we saw the sign Jurassic Bar.

704
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, not Vigrest.

705
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 7: You were with your mom, y what the whole family, mom, dad,

706
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 7: and the sister. And it was just a regular bar,

707
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 7: but with a dinosaur themed night, okay, And so if

708
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 7: you went in, you got a dollar off your draft

709
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 7: if you roared like a dinosaur.

710
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

711
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 7: And I don't know how many drinks my mom had

712
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 7: that night. And again we had a private chaffeur, so

713
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 7: it didn't matter.

714
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you met like when you said driver

715
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 2: like uber no, no, no, So your driver, I see.

716
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 7: And I'm sure our listeners have also had a lot

717
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 7: of fun memories of certain themed nights at different pubs

718
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 7: around the country, and today, a guy named Reid sent

719
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 7: us an email saying he believes he met the girl

720
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 7: of his dreams. Recently, I love themed bar night.

721
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 2: I love when you relate to the regular people.

722
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 11: Just unfortunately, no butlers in my life. Okay, there's a

723
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 11: simen in my life.

724
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 12: Oh I've been to one of those theme bars where

725
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 12: it's like e r have you have you seen so

726
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 12: honestly and they would give you shots in uh syringes.

727
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, when you gave birth to your children, I know

728
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 7: you had a lot of drugs pumping through. That wasn't

729
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 7: a bar. Sorry about that. Read Let's get to you

730
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 7: and and your your date. Where did you go? What

731
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 7: was this themed bar night?

732
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 11: It was very fun, very cool? A note passing night?

733
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 13: Have you heard of one of these?

734
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 7: A Lexus has officially checked out already, though you change

735
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 7: my mind? Can you explain how does how does it work?

736
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 11: So the way it actually works? When you go in,

737
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 11: there's different tables set up.

738
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 10: So what you can do is while you're there, you

739
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 10: look around the tables and if you see someone that

740
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 10: you might be interested, you can anonymously send them a

741
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 10: note from your table.

742
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: It's like, is it like a singles event?

743
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 5: I didn't, Valentine, So Cupid is the one who passed

744
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 5: your notes? Between you, so addresses Cupid, But.

745
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 2: If you don't ever know who the note's from, how

746
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 2: do you meet the person to sign your name or not?

747
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 7: Okay, so how did it go for you?

748
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 21: Read?

749
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 10: It ended up going really well. I've really kind of

750
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 10: been in this the habit of really only meeting through

751
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 10: the apps and I actually meet in person, and it

752
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 10: seemed like a fun way to transition into that.

753
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Can I ask you read during the event, how many

754
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: notes did you pass about other people like to how

755
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: many women were you not passing too?

756
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 7: So?

757
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 20: What ended up happening?

758
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 9: Early on?

759
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 11: I saw one girl who was rather attractive, and I

760
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 11: was rather interested.

761
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 7: Is this the girl that we're talking about for your

762
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 7: second date?

763
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 20: Updated?

764
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 10: It is Tina?

765
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: Tina?

766
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 7: What did you write to her?

767
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 11: Yeah? Actually, you know what I put in the first one?

768
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 2: What did you say you?

769
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 10: I put down in two minutes, I'll walk past your

770
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 10: table and I hope to see that beautiful smile again.

771
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 11: And then I had to lay at thot and I said.

772
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 20: I already did that four times?

773
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 7: Oh Joe, Okay, hope was she got it?

774
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 12: Because did she write back and said, Oh, you're the

775
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 12: weird guy that keeps walking past me?

776
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 11: That she liked it, and she wrote back and then

777
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 11: we ended up passing the notes all night.

778
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: Oh just you and her.

779
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 10: Yeah, And then the last one had her phone number

780
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 10: on its silent in this bar.

781
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: Question paper.

782
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, you can't actually because it's people come in groups,

783
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 10: so she was actually was in a group.

784
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 2: Chatting with friends, less awkward than.

785
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 7: So at any point do you go over and like

786
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 7: actually speak to her with your voice? Is all passing

787
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 7: here's the thing.

788
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 11: You could, But that night we didn't.

789
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 14: Uh.

790
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 10: I think we were just kind of enjoying the fun

791
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 10: of the theme. And when she gave me her number,

792
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 10: I ended up texting. And we've been texting for a

793
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 10: couple of weeks at this point, and we still we

794
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 10: still haven't actually.

795
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: What you have no idea what her voice sounds like?

796
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 25: No, I have no idea.

797
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 7: Wo Okay, this is interesting. We don't have a whole

798
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 7: lot to go off of. Then, I guess what we

799
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 7: need to do is hear some of the texts that

800
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 7: you guys have sent back and forth.

801
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 2: That's idea, how flirty they are?

802
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 11: You need that?

803
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 7: I think you give us a good idea of what

804
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 7: we're working with here with Tina.

805
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 11: Here, let me find a good one. Okay, I said,

806
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 11: when can I see you again? Pick a day that ends?

807
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 3: And why that's cute?

808
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 7: It's so corn what alexis math?

809
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're selling the math on that one.

810
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 7: Maybe Tina is just like Alexis and couldn't figure out

811
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 7: a day.

812
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: Well I thought it was only week days and I

813
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 4: was like, that sucks.

814
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 7: All right, Well, okay, what.

815
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: She say back?

816
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 11: She just sent the lappy face O.

817
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: Thing they was supposed to set a day.

818
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 7: Okay. Well, here's the thing. Is like, you're obviously laying

819
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 7: it on pretty thick with her right away, through all

820
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 7: the messages and texts. You're saying, like, she has a

821
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 7: beautiful smile, you can't wait to see her againated. But

822
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 7: a lot of times with girls, if you lay it

823
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 7: on that thick, if there's no chase, they lose interest.

824
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 8: Absolutely.

825
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: I mean that is a thing. You can be too available.

826
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 7: So I get we have enough I think to work

827
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 7: with here. You are showing a lot of your cards

828
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 7: early on. But maybe we can figure out more when

829
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 7: we call her directly and you'll get to hear her

830
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 7: voice for the very first time. Well, who knows, maybe

831
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 7: that would be a turn on for you. We're gonna

832
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 7: find out when we come back. We're gonna call Tina

833
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 7: and try and get your second date update right after

834
00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 7: this second date update on the phone with us today.

835
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 7: Is a man who is good with his words, at

836
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 7: least on paper.

837
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeap for sure.

838
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 7: Ironically, his name is read oh Jee is just so

839
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 7: perfect for this.

840
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: No, that's his brother.

841
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 7: I'm playing the notebook music right now because his first

842
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 7: meeting with a girl named Tina involved an actual notebook.

843
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 2: It's actually a pretty cute meet.

844
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 7: Cute because they were both at a themed bar night

845
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 7: where you could write letters to people at other tables

846
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 7: and pass notes back and forth, and that's how we

847
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 7: ended up getting Tina's number. They have been texting ever since.

848
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 7: He just hasn't locked down an official date yet.

849
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, maybe he's too eager as kind of what

850
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 2: we were that Bob.

851
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 7: Thank you, maybe picking up on There's also the tiny

852
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 7: problem of the fact that they've never actually spoken words

853
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 7: with their verses yet to each other.

854
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: Small issues, Jeff, that's what texting's for.

855
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, him gonna hear her voice for the first time.

856
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 7: We've heard some of the texts, but I do want

857
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 7: to get to the last text that she sent because

858
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 7: we never were able to get to it. Read Can

859
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 7: you read us the final text that you sent that

860
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 7: she never responded to.

861
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 11: I said, I miss you like stormtroopers missed their target.

862
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 7: Because they're not They're like notoriously bad.

863
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyone Star Wars.

864
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 7: Okay, I got it.

865
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 3: No, I got it.

866
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: But I would be freaked out a little bit if

867
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: someone said I miss you when I haven't spent any

868
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: time in person with them.

869
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, And just like you know, going over what we

870
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 7: were saying before, you've already kind of put all of

871
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 7: your cards down on the table for her.

872
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 4: It's like you flip them and then flip them again,

873
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 4: an try to.

874
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 7: Hide some Maybe we try and be a little more

875
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 7: cooy when we're actually speaking.

876
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 10: With Yeah, okay, okay, maybe it was a little much.

877
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 10: I thought it was fun, but maybe you guys can

878
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 10: help balance me out.

879
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 2: That's all right.

880
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,280
Speaker 7: It is fun. Two people get there together.

881
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 2: It's sweet. You seem like a sweet dude.

882
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 9: Yeah you do.

883
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 7: We're all here for you.

884
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 10: Oh.

885
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 7: Actually, I'm going to be making the call, so never mind,

886
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 7: shut up. I'm going to dal Tina right now. We

887
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 7: get to hear her voice for the very first time

888
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 7: here we go.

889
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 20: Hello.

890
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 7: Hi, is this Tina?

891
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 13: This is Tina.

892
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 9: Who is this Tina?

893
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 7: You're You're on the radio right now with a show

894
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 7: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

895
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 24: I'm not interested. Thanks.

896
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: It's not a spam call, Tina, No, it's a legit.

897
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 7: We're doing a segment called a Second Date Update, and

898
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 7: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that

899
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 7: you've met before sort of.

900
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 24: Oh my gosh, I've heard this before for real.

901
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that fine?

902
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 7: Okay, So, I don't know if you remember this, but

903
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 7: the other night you met again I at a note

904
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 7: passing bar thing.

905
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: I think it was a couple of weeks ago.

906
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Speaker 7: In fact, yeah, it may have been a while ago.

907
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 7: His name's Reid.

908
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 24: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know read.

909
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, cool, what do you what do you think?

910
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 24: He was nice? He was cute, texted a little bit nice. Yeah, yeah,

911
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 24: it was like fun and I haven't met him or anything.

912
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, we heard that. We've heard a little bit about

913
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 7: the Barnet. What was the barnight like for you?

914
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 24: I hadn't done anything like that before, but I ended

915
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 24: up I think exchanging numbers with like three guys.

916
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 7: Oh oh, you were popular.

917
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 24: Yeah, it was more successful than I thought it was

918
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 24: going to be.

919
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've been you've been texting with a couple

920
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: of guys from the thing.

921
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 24: Yeah, I actually ended up going out with one of them,

922
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 24: like last week.

923
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it isn't a cheat.

924
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 7: Okay, that's totally fine. But has read been in your

925
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 7: a mind?

926
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: It all radar?

927
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 23: I mean, like I said, were like text on and

928
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 23: off throughout the week, and he's like cute, he's funny,

929
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 23: kind of flirty. He's always a really joky over text.

930
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 23: But the thing is he just hasn't actually asked me

931
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 23: out yet, Like, so you've been.

932
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 7: Waiting for me to like make the move and he

933
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 7: hasn't gone for it.

934
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't have.

935
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 24: Time to like a text buddy or pentel like do

936
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 24: you want to bring me out or not?

937
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's a great question.

938
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 7: Well before I tell you what I have to say here,

939
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 7: where's your relationship with the other guy at that you've

940
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 7: been out with one time?

941
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 24: I mean it's just kind of that, Like it was

942
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 24: a good date. He was cute, he was nice, we

943
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 24: had like a little bit in common. But it dinner,

944
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 24: so I clolled him I'm down to go out again

945
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 24: next week. But it wasn't like, oh my god, It's

946
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 24: just like.

947
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 7: But you're not exclusive with that guy?

948
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 20: Right?

949
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: No?

950
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 24: Oh my god, that would be crazy good.

951
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 7: I'm really glad that you said that. And you know

952
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 7: who's extra happy to hear it is Read, because he's

953
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 7: been on the other line listening.

954
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 24: This entire My god, I'm so worried you.

955
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 7: Read has been wanting to talk to you.

956
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 11: Are you there, I'm here, I'm here, all right?

957
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 9: Do what good news?

958
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:21,959
Speaker 11: Read?

959
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 7: Say hi to Tina for the very first time with

960
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 7: your voice?

961
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, uh yeah?

962
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 13: How about uh?

963
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 11: Tina, hands up. I'm in the s c I and

964
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 11: you're on my most wanted list.

965
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 7: You're just talking? Are you not listening to what she

966
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 7: was saying before about.

967
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 2: You got nervous?

968
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 11: I'm just having a little fun.

969
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 7: We understand.

970
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: Maybe let's turn it off.

971
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 10: All I'm saying is that when it comes to Christmas

972
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 10: and Sanna asked me what I want Tina, I'm sending

973
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 10: him a link to your I G.

974
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 8: It's pretty cringe, man.

975
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 11: It's not. It's not crazy. It's just because she reminds

976
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 11: me of someone.

977
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 8: It's got something wrong.

978
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 11: I don't know if I like that?

979
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 9: Who does she.

980
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 11: Remind you of my next girlfriend?

981
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 14: My man?

982
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 7: It kind of implies you have a current girlfriend too,

983
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 7: I know, don't dissect it.

984
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 8: Okay, let's just move on.

985
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: Are you trying to just make these guys laugh? Or

986
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 2: are you trying to turn a woman on? You can't

987
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 2: do both, you got.

988
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 11: I'm just flirting with her. We haven't actually talked. I'm

989
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 11: just I'm just getting started.

990
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 7: I'm just building up.

991
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: Do you have like a normal conversation questions?

992
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 7: I don't know how Tina's feeling about this read.

993
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 24: Honestly, I feel like I just like I dare you

994
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 24: read to just say something that wasn't scripted that.

995
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 7: Maybe just even ask her out, just straight up like

996
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 7: that's a crazy idea, I know.

997
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 2: I mean, she teed you up better than I've ever

998
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 2: heard any one.

999
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 8: She's begging for you to ask her out.

1000
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 7: Go ahead, read, now's your moment.

1001
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 20: Okay.

1002
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 11: Well, I'm just wondering if maybe Tina would you want

1003
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 11: to be my little soon.

1004
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 7: Little I'm gonna take her out for soup?

1005
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 24: Soup?

1006
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 11: No, no, no.

1007
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 9: Happening. Why is that a joke?

1008
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 2: A joke?

1009
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: I don't know it.

1010
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 7: It's like something my grandfather would really.

1011
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 2: Love like o soup, and you're like, grand but do

1012
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: you really want soup?

1013
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 11: But no one knows.

1014
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 24: Dude, like there's someone out there who's gonna love there, but.

1015
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 11: It's not me.

1016
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, I think he was trying to

1017
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: ask you out right there.

1018
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 7: If he's not gonna do it, I'm just gonna do

1019
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 7: it for him, because you want the two of you

1020
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 7: to go out on a date in person, and we

1021
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 7: would pay for the date.

1022
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 11: Tina, Hey, man, it kind of that's what I was

1023
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 11: building up to. I was just gonna ask her that, Well,

1024
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 11: we can't wait.

1025
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 7: Like forty minutes for you to get every line out.

1026
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 7: We need to get to it. Yeah, we don't have

1027
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 7: a lot of time, so go ahead ask her yourself.

1028
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 11: Okay, no line, you're single, I'm single. I feel like

1029
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 11: this is a problem we can solve together.

1030
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 7: I never should trusted this guy.

1031
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 24: I feel like I'm gonna fight fire with fire, and

1032
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 24: I'm gonna say unfortunately at this point, I'm gonna make

1033
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 24: like a tree and leave.

1034
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 2: We should like now she's speaking reads language.

1035
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 11: I know we're perfect for each other here though, how

1036
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 11: she's funny, I'm funny.

1037
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 7: We have similar humor, I think sarcastic.

1038
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 24: You're mis reading that, ye read.

1039
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 7: You gotta work on being more direct with these women.

1040
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: That you like and just be yourself for a second.

1041
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: You don't need all these you're You're a charming guy man.

1042
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 11: That is myself. That's what I'm like.

1043
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 7: Okay, well, maybe leave yourself on the side of the road.

1044
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1045
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 7: You know what, this is his faults on that one.

1046
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 7: You think we can't take the blame for what happens.

1047
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, because does he memorize them all?

1048
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 20: I don't know where he.

1049
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 7: Has those from his hand. But there is a window

1050
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 7: after you meet someone when you really need to ask

1051
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 7: them out, like you only have a certain amount of time.

1052
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 7: And not only did he miss his window, she opened

1053
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 7: up another window for him and he missed that one too.

1054
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: And she screamed through the window.

1055
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: This is the window.

1056
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 8: I will say yes to your question.

1057
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 7: So, gentlemen, make sure to find your window and jump

1058
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 7: through it, even if it's twenty stories up. Some women

1059
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 7: are just worth it.

1060
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1061
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: Funny is good, but not funny every single thing.

1062
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 7: You solve the mystery. Finally, maybe we could solve your

1063
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 7: mystery if you need help with your dating life, email

1064
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 7: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you

1065
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 7: back and make sure you go listen to all of

1066
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 7: our podcast wherever you gets yours, they're up at Brook and.

1067
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 7: I think we found it, guys, the only place on

1069
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 7: Earth that's actually colder than our studio.

1070
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: What it doesn't It's got to be on another planet.

1071
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 7: It's there. I'm serious. I'm talking colder than the freezer

1072
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 7: isle in a Siberian grocery store. Yes, even colder than

1073
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 7: inside that ice cream van that I got invited into.

1074
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 7: The feel burns when they do that, Okay, and if

1075
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 7: you can believe it, Yes, even colder than the sub

1076
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 7: zero temperatures inside of Brook's cold dark Heart.

1077
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 24: There's games in there.

1078
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: I didn't know if you're going to go hard or bedroom.

1079
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 7: Where is this mysterious chili place I speak of I'm

1080
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 7: talking about at a professional hockey game. Yes, oh yeah,

1081
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 7: we're actually taking you there when we do what you're

1082
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 7: doing at the NHL game with Josane Alexis. It's coming

1083
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 7: up right after this. Good it's chilli in here, I agree,

1084
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 7: Oh my.

1085
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 2: God, can we turn the thermostat up in here sious.

1086
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 7: So cold it feels like ice. Talking about the great

1087
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 7: sport of ice hockey.

1088
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: I'm really hoping that it's actually going to get Yeah.

1089
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're not doing that. We're talking about hockey where

1090
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 7: large toothless men crossing sticks is considered a good thing. Yeah,

1091
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 7: and every once in a while some he gets punched

1092
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 7: right in the side of the head. Oh my god,

1093
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 7: can you believe this is a real sport?

1094
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 21: Yeah?

1095
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 7: Part for gentlemen, and they need to prove it. We

1096
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 7: sent our own Jose Bolanios with our social media coordinator Alexis,

1097
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 7: down to the arena on game day to ask the

1098
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 7: fans partying outside one simple question, what you're doing at

1099
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 7: the hockey game?

1100
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 27: Having some beers first, and then I'm gonna see, hopefully

1101
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 27: see some fights and then you know, a home win.

1102
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 17: Now, other than fighting, is there anything else that you

1103
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 17: like about hockey?

1104
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 27: I like the you know, the physical illness of it.

1105
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 27: You know, I've put some ice skates on before and

1106
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 27: almost broke my knees in the first like five minutes.

1107
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 7: What were you doing on ice skates?

1108
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 27: So my friend actually had a birthday party at the

1109
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 27: practice facility. Oh cool, and I put skates on, and

1110
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 27: it's like, how did these guys do it?

1111
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 9: And you know skate?

1112
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 17: Well, I thought you were telling you a story from

1113
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 17: like your childhood, when you're like, oh, I once almost

1114
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 17: brought you were talking about like recently, like.

1115
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 7: A grown man, you putting on ice skates six to.

1116
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 27: Four and highly uncoordinated.

1117
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 7: So that's a good point, Jose, because if someone told

1118
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 7: me I put on skates for a birthday party, put

1119
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 7: a nine year old child. Yeah, forty seven year old man,

1120
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 7: thank you, Jiffy, I was like, oh cute, hurt no week.

1121
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 18: And I always feel so bad for really tall dudes

1122
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 18: because they have so much further to fall.

1123
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 2: Down, a lot harder than I.

1124
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 7: Would, but it's still pretty attracted.

1125
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 18: No, no, I'm going to anyone that isn't good on skates.

1126
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 18: Isn't a track cute baby, it's not graceful. No, okay,

1127
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 18: not sexy what you're.

1128
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 4: Doing at the hockey game.

1129
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,879
Speaker 6: Me and my boyfriend are here just having fun watching

1130
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 6: the game.

1131
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is a date night for you guys.

1132
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 5: Whose idea is it to do this for a date night?

1133
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe yeah, probably his idea yeah, do

1134
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 5: you enjoy hockey at all?

1135
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 3: I do.

1136
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 2: I don't know a lot about it, to be honest.

1137
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, like a lot of people come for

1138
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 5: like the fights or like the players. Oh you said,

1139
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 5: Oh you're not even you don't even know about that.

1140
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 6: I do know about the fights. I know about the

1141
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 6: penalty box.

1142
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 4: Okay, the penalty box. Tell me what you know about that?

1143
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 25: Well, I didn't know until recently that it was an

1144
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 25: actual box that they went into and they do.

1145
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 4: Okay, is it like a big box, little box? It's

1146
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 4: a little box, so kind of like a like timeout.

1147
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would say it's a timeout corner for sure.

1148
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, breaking all the stereotypes of women in sports. Alexis,

1149
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 7: what is it? What is it like a wicker box?

1150
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 4: I'm curious you didn't know.

1151
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: I thought you were just asking her because she didn't know.

1152
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 4: Well, like I heard of it, I know sports, Brook

1153
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 4: only do what you're doing.

1154
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 2: The hockey game. Maybe we can take her to a

1155
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 2: hockey game.

1156
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, put them in time out. We're listening to audio

1157
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 7: Jose and our social media coordinator Alexis. Right before the

1158
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 7: puck dropped, they dropped their mics outside the arena to

1159
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 7: find out what you're doing at the hockey game.

1160
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 6: What you're doing at the hockey game, I'm gonna go

1161
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 6: watch some hockey.

1162
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 17: That is a great answer. So what are you most

1163
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 17: looking forward to in the hockey game.

1164
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to seeing some people get beat up.

1165
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 7: What is so appealing about the fights? I feel like

1166
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 7: a lot of people have said.

1167
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 6: This, grown men beating each other up. I mean, I'll

1168
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 6: pay for that.

1169
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 17: Why don't you just go to like an m M

1170
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 17: A match or a boxing match.

1171
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 6: This hits different because it's still on ice.

1172
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 17: Oh okay, so that is kind of funny to think about,

1173
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 17: like a boxing match on ice.

1174
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody gets slippery.

1175
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 17: I mean, if you think about anything on ice is

1176
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 17: kind of funny and cooler Yeah, yeah, unintended.

1177
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 7: Did you hear that?

1178
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 17: Cooler because it's on ice. Yeah, you don't have to

1179
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 17: fake laugh for the people listening.

1180
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,479
Speaker 7: It's okay.

1181
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,479
Speaker 8: They were very nice.

1182
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 20: Yeah.

1183
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 7: How many numbers you pull after that joke?

1184
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 8: The shape of a rink?

1185
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, penalty box?

1186
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 7: You should have at least invited them to Netflix and chill.

1187
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 8: You give.

1188
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 3: I don't know what.

1189
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 4: What you doing to the hockey game?

1190
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 9: Pounding beers getting ready to watch them pucks fly.

1191
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 4: Okay, pounding them? So how long have you been out

1192
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 4: here drinking?

1193
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 9: About thirty five minutes?

1194
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like you've been your long. There's

1195
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 4: a bunch of drinks lined up.

1196
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, we just get prepared.

1197
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're prepping when you go in, you're gonna

1198
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 4: be good for the night.

1199
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1200
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Wait, why not buy a drink.

1201
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 9: Inside because they're twenty bucks?

1202
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 4: Like what they're twenty dollars?

1203
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you probably can't like get anyone to buy you

1204
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 5: free drinks in there at all or anything.

1205
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 9: I don't know. Maybe this guy Yoda la hod yo

1206
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 9: lay hodio lay.

1207
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 4: Isn't that yodally?

1208
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 9: Do you go like let the whole world talk about

1209
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 9: ye the word talk about me?

1210
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 3: Okay.

1211
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 4: I don't know if i'd buy you a drink, but

1212
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 4: I do wish you luck in there.

1213
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: That man on the ice for a halftime?

1214
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 8: What you guys, I'm worried this guy. That's how loud

1215
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 8: and obnoxious he is. Thirty five minutes of drink.

1216
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, a three hour hockey game just started. By the

1217
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 7: end of it, Yeah, that's his drunk personality is a Yeah,

1218
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,959
Speaker 7: you're right, I wish that that was my drunk alter ego.

1219
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs a pet goat.

1220
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 7: All right, Well that was a very interesting look into hockey.

1221
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 7: With what you're doing at the hockey game. We should

1222
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 7: have looked for Alexis and Jose at the next one.

1223
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 7: And yeah, i'll put you on time.

1224
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 3: Out, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1225
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 20: Gone.

1226
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 7: A lot of new blood coming into play you for

1227
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 7: Wind Brooks, Bucks Lately Brooke, and including today's contestant, Cameron

1228
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 7: from Gig Harbor. Cameron, how you doing?

1229
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 9: Man?

1230
00:58:59,280 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 3: Good?

1231
00:58:59,480 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 24: How are you guys?

1232
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 2: What's your blood type? Cameron? I like to know what

1233
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: kind of blood I'm dealing with?

1234
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 7: The rare kind Cameron, Probably doesn't.

1235
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 10: They actually call me all the time because they want

1236
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 10: my blood.

1237
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh why don't you go?

1238
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 9: I just haven't done it in a while?

1239
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 20: Okay, all right, life gets busy.

1240
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Cameron. We're gonna send Brook out of the

1241
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 7: studio so she doesn't ask you any more dumb questions

1242
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 7: passes out every time she gives blood. Okay, get out

1243
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 7: of here.

1244
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 8: I don't do it.

1245
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 7: Isn't about you, This is about camera and Cameron. You

1246
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 7: know the game's played. You have thirty seconds answer as

1247
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 7: many questions as possible if you don't know when, you

1248
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 7: could say pass. But you have to beat brook out

1249
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 7: right to win. Are you ready?

1250
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1251
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 7: All right, good luck. Your time starts now. Supersonic Concord

1252
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 7: Jet had its first commercial flights on this day in

1253
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 7: what decade?

1254
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 11: Oh, let's go with the seventies.

1255
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 7: What color are the stitches on a Major League baseball.

1256
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 20: Read?

1257
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 7: Which of these animals is faster coyote or roadrunner?

1258
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 9: Roadrunner?

1259
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 7: What's the name of the body of water below Texas?

1260
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 9: All right, we got that in.

1261
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 7: Let's bring Brooke back into the studio and Cameron, it

1262
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 7: says that you work as a merch manager at a

1263
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 7: retail store. In my phone screener, what's the hot merch

1264
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 7: right now?

1265
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 9: Everything's a dollar?

1266
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 2: Everything's Oh, everything's a dollar, dude. I've loved the dollar Store.

1267
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 2: Every time I go in there, I'm like, why don't

1268
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 2: I come in here more often?

1269
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 15: One time I was at a regular store and my

1270
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 15: dad made us drive ten minutes out of our way

1271
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 15: because the greeting cards at the Dollar store are literally

1272
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 15: three dollars less.

1273
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 8: So I'm like, Dad, you realize you just burned probably

1274
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 8: three dollars for the gap.

1275
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, to get to this store.

1276
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 8: To save the money.

1277
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 7: But I support him. Man, that's so smart.

1278
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, it actually is. I didn't think about that.

1279
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 24: Older crowd loves those cards.

1280
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you can do all the happy Birthday Christmas cards.

1281
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 8: Spend ten bucks. You got holidays right there.

1282
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 11: It's a smart man. Ye.

1283
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 7: All right, Broke, it's your turn.

1284
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 9: You're ready.

1285
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, your time starts now. The supersonic Concord Jet had

1286
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 7: its first commercial flights on this day in what decade sixties?

1287
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 7: What color are the stitches on a Major League baseball red?

1288
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 7: Which of these animals is faster coyote or roadrunner?

1289
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 2: Roadrunner?

1290
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 7: What's the name of the body of water below Texas

1291
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 7: Gulf of Mexico. Chris Bridges is the real name for

1292
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 7: which rapper Jay z Ludacris or nas Ludacris. What's the

1293
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 7: smallest prime number?

1294
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 9: A zero?

1295
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 7: Alright, those are the guesses. We're gonna go to the

1296
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 7: scoreboard and see how you guys did with Jose.

1297
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with a manned private part.

1298
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 19: Hell on you, Cameron, you got three correct today, and

1299
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 19: Brooke you also got three?

1300
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 7: Can I'm sorry, Tie does go to the house on this.

1301
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 7: Let's go over the answers, though the supersonic Concord Jet

1302
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 7: had its first commercial flights on this day in the

1303
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 7: nineteen seventies, specifically nineteen seventy six. The stitches on a

1304
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 7: Major League baseball are colored red between a coyote and

1305
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 7: a roadrunner. A coyote is actually faster. It can run

1306
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 7: up to forty miles per hour. A roadrunner goes up

1307
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 7: to twenty six.

1308
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 8: Well, you're telling me that cartoons aren't accurate.

1309
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 7: Not based on realcn What about.

1310
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 8: When the anvil falls on them, they still live, right life?

1311
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the piano that.

1312
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 15: Can hit your head and then just turn your teeth

1313
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 15: into a piano. Total, everything else is accurate.

1314
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna try all that after the show checking.

1315
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 7: The name of the body of water below Texas is

1316
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 7: the Gulf of Mexico. Chris Bridges is the real name

1317
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 7: for rapper Ludacris. And the smallest prime number is two.

1318
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 2: I think I forget what a prime number is.

1319
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, me too.

1320
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 15: I wanted to act like I knew, Like, yeah, Brook,

1321
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 15: you dummy, I'm like, I don't know. I think it's

1322
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 15: because you can buy everything on Amazon Prime in twos.

1323
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, let's just go with it before my daughter

1324
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 18: gets to that in her math class.

1325
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 7: So Cameron, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat

1326
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 7: Brooke today, but good news is just for playing you

1327
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 7: do win a pair of tickets to see R and

1328
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 7: B Sensation Joe perform live at the Emerald Queen Casino

1329
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 7: on January sixteen.

1330
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 2: It puts me in the mood every time.

1331
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 7: Oh man, oh be careful, Oh no, okay, yeah, thank

1332
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 7: you for turning the music. Yeah, we need to stop.

1333
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 7: We'll be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time

1334
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 7: tomorrow