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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back el arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak text to seventy five nine to two that says

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Speaker 2: I always carry around two pennies with me so that

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Speaker 2: if anyone ever asked for my two cents, I'm always

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Speaker 2: some time.

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Speaker 1: Jokes are not allowed in this segment.

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Speaker 2: Well, we got another text that says I used to

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Speaker 2: stretch my T shirts out before going to the gym,

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Speaker 2: just so my personal trainer would think that I lost weight.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so smart. I mean there's no scale there,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you actually wear clothes to the gym. O, you

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Speaker 2: know what?

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Speaker 1: Good for you? I don't like to.

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Speaker 2: Leave much to the imagination, but on this segment we

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Speaker 2: can imagine what your voice really sounds like, because we

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Speaker 2: mask it with a voice changer so that you can

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Speaker 2: tell your secrets here anonymously and safely. And one of

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Speaker 2: our listeners is ready to give that a try. He's

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Speaker 2: chosen to go by Eric to Day. So Eric, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, you guys doing today, good feeling feeling all

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Speaker 3: loose in our shirts after that nip.

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Speaker 1: Really clothed for some reason. We are ready for you. Eric.

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Speaker 2: You're the mass speaker voice changer is on. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so so you definitely can't. It's not my voice, right.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, we don't know your actual voice, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know. That's a good point. It sounds it sounds funny,

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Speaker 1: sound weird. Okay, good way, your golden No one knows

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Speaker 1: who you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what we want. Extra secret. This happened

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Speaker 3: I want to say, eight years ago, and if my

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Speaker 3: roommate ever found out about this, he would probably kill me.

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Speaker 2: What you're is he this person in your current roommate

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Speaker 2: or there you're your roommate back then?

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Speaker 3: This is then?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what happened.

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Speaker 3: We were living in this small two bedroom apartment we

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Speaker 3: just got out of college, and basically we shared a desk.

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Speaker 3: You know, whenever, like we had to do something on

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Speaker 3: the computer, we used it, and you know, normally we'd

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Speaker 3: just share whatever. There was one day, I think he

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Speaker 3: was at work or something. I was home alone at

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Speaker 3: the apartment drinking my morning coffee and I accidentally spilled

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Speaker 3: some on the desk.

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Speaker 1: Okakay, got it? Did you spill it on the computer

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Speaker 1: or something? Is that why it was a big deal.

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Speaker 3: No, No, my computer was on the desk, but luckily

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Speaker 3: it was out of the way, so that was good,

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Speaker 3: thank god.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but coffee got all over it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of like started to dribble into one

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Speaker 3: of the drawers at top drawer was slightly open, okay,

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Speaker 3: and it's spilled in there, and I looked it into

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Speaker 3: the desk, but thankfully it was just like a few

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Speaker 3: like scrap papers or whatever, So all good, clean it

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Speaker 3: up either.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the coffee got into the drawer and ruined

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Speaker 1: all these papers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like junk junk pieces of paper, didn't scrap stuff.

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Speaker 1: So you just recapped his like two minute stories.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, embarrassing for that, Okay, okay, but I've noticed up

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Speaker 3: the papers.

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Speaker 1: You throw him away. Where's the drama.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're waiting for.

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Speaker 3: So three weeks later, my roommate comes in the apartment

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Speaker 3: and he is just freaking out.

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's usually a very reserved kind of guy, and

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Speaker 3: he's just he's going nuts. I've never seen him like

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Speaker 2: It's wild, very to them, like happy nuts or like

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Speaker 2: a little.

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Speaker 1: That was the thing.

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Speaker 3: It was in a good way. It was like he

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Speaker 3: had just won the Super Bowl or something.

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Speaker 1: I Oh, okay, I thought he was about to kill you.

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Speaker 1: So what was going on?

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. Yeah, he was jacked up. And he tells me, dude,

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Speaker 3: I think I won two million dollars.

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Speaker 1: What in the lottery?

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Speaker 3: Yes, this guy, he he has like a set of

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Speaker 3: lucky numbers since he was a kid or whatever, and

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Speaker 3: he plays like every other week or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he just won two million dollars. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm breaking this lease. I'm out of this apartment.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he walks over to the desk and he

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, oh god, no, please don't tell me. Yeah, and.

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Speaker 3: They're not there.

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Speaker 1: You threw away his lottery winning lottery.

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Speaker 2: It was grouped in with the other papers.

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Speaker 3: It was grouped in with the other papers. What did

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Speaker 3: he do?

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Speaker 1: I thought, dude, is he just like search the whole apartment?

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Speaker 1: Go crazy? The other kind of crazy this time?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So basically I am sweating on the in out

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Speaker 3: of my body and just trying to play it off.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I couldn't tell him the truth. I

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Speaker 3: was honestly kind of fearful. Oh no, and he's.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, I will murder me. Who is he

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Speaker 1: gonna blame person? Yeah, it's like three weeks later. You

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Speaker 1: can't go to the garbage and just pull it out.

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Speaker 1: You can't call the even the garbage people and tell

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Speaker 1: him to get it like it's gone gone.

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Speaker 2: Did you suspect anything like why does this drawer smell

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Speaker 2: like coffee all of a sudden?

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Speaker 3: No, I did a good job. Stuff.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't tell he didn't know. He goes even more.

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Speaker 1: You spelled my favorite coffee.

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Speaker 3: So basically I spent the next hour I pretended to

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Speaker 3: look with him. No, eventually he just had like a

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Speaker 3: and I was just sitting there.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like, what good is it going to

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Speaker 2: do to tell him other than he can laying someone

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Speaker 2: else besides himself.

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Speaker 1: He's not gonna give him in a relief.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it would probably ruin our friendship too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: At that point, I went on with my life, and

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Speaker 3: you know, he got married, he moved out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's doing good. Then hopefully you guys are still friends.

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Speaker 3: So good, But it's been weighing on me. And you know,

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Speaker 3: I never I swear like I obviously I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: throw away a ticket coffee stand or not. I just

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Speaker 3: had I had no idea, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, if it makes you feel any better, which we

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Speaker 2: all know why you feel bad, it was an honest missa.

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Speaker 2: And maybe he read the numbers wrong and he didn't

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Speaker 2: actually win two million.

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Speaker 1: I mean the other thing, yeah, or.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine how the news always goes one of

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Speaker 2: the tickets is gonna expire. It was bought in our city,

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Speaker 2: and he's watching and he's like, I know it's my ticket.

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Speaker 2: Whenever I see that on the news's gonna be like

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Speaker 2: a coffee accident.

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Speaker 1: That is a crazy confession. Thanks for confessing. Texting seventy

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Speaker 1: five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a secret that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: you can come on our show, share your story, well,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up next. Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning