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Speaker 1: Hey, we got a brand new full show for you

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Speaker 1: to start your Monday.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: we got to do a second day coming.

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Speaker 1: Up, new Loser line on the way. We got some lasers.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's all gonna be good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we always love to start with some of course,

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Speaker 2: wonderful listener feedback from people who leave comments that could

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Speaker 2: be on YouTube on Spotify. Maybe you texted into the

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Speaker 2: number seven eighty five two. What do we got today,

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Speaker 2: alexis all right?

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Speaker 1: Williams.

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Speaker 3: By the way, don't text.

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Speaker 1: Did I say it wrong?

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Speaker 3: Bad?

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Speaker 1: It's Monday. Did I miss a number?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? It's seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you know in my head I got

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Speaker 1: the number. No, it's important, Williams.

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Speaker 2: Ben James said, Brooke, can you tell us why your

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Speaker 2: dad said never trust a plumber. I feel like you've

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Speaker 2: said it enough times over the years that we deserve

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Speaker 2: to know why. I think my dad, Oh so, my

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Speaker 2: dad's an electrical contractor. He owned his own business of

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Speaker 2: like you know what, most you only ever had like

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Speaker 1: So Fox Electric woot woo. I think he just has had.

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Speaker 2: Terrible experience, is with plumbers in his forty plus years ago,

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Speaker 2: and he's always told me that anyone who chooses.

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Speaker 1: To work with crap.

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Speaker 4: Oh there sus.

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Speaker 5: Basically yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: There's sus. Don't I go.

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Speaker 2: I mean that was a lot and I'm sorry. If

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Speaker 2: you're a plumber, I bet you're a good person.

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Speaker 1: If you're a trustworthy plumber comment.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let us know, defend yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, defend yourself. Sorry about that said. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get this full show started.

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Speaker 3: They say in life you need to find your passion.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, something you're really good at and stick to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. And some people takes

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Speaker 3: their whole life to figure it out, while others find

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Speaker 3: their calling at ten years old. Oh my, that's the

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Speaker 3: case with a little British boy named Cooper Japan.

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Speaker 2: Dude, please tell me we're going to hear from the

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Speaker 2: little British boy.

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Speaker 3: I absolutely will.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: Because Cooper figured out a few years ago that he

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Speaker 3: had a unique skill, the ability to sound exactly like

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Speaker 1: This is gonna take you so far, Cooper.

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Speaker 3: He took his talents to Chesterfield, where they host the

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Speaker 3: annual Seagull Sounding Competition.

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Speaker 4: Oh how many of his girlfriends did he bring?

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Speaker 6: So many trips around that Seagle festival.

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Speaker 3: Cooper got up on stage and that's where he let

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Speaker 3: his inner seabird shine.

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Speaker 7: Here's the audio, the range that hell, he did it

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Speaker 7: in two octaves, so beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Did he win?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 3: The story doesn't end with Cooper because his seven year

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Speaker 3: old sister Shallby also believes she has the gift of screech.

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Speaker 3: Let's hear her performance at the Seagull Sounding Show.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, it's like.

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Speaker 4: Was more of a sparrow to me.

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Speaker 3: Now, I will say. Cooper ended up taking first place,

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Speaker 3: winning the competition with an unheard of eighty seven point

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, his sister Shelby got fourth place at still respectable.

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Speaker 3: So both of them went home with metals, along with

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Speaker 1: They throw them up in the air just like they were.

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Speaker 3: And the ground. They also got a six pack of

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Speaker 3: This is just the inspiration we needed for the shock

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day with our digital producer, a

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Speaker 3: thirty year old American man with the spirit of a

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Speaker 3: ten year old British boy's right. Jake is his name?

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Speaker 3: You know what to do?

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Speaker 4: Give us a single jake.

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Speaker 5: I'm said, I miss as yours festival, but happy single

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Speaker 5: DeMaio everyone. It's the only holiday where Americans proudly celebrate

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Speaker 5: a battle they definitely didn't fight in with tequila they

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Speaker 5: like it's the Fourth of July and Guadalajara. But behind

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Speaker 5: from their flautas. During a s Cinco de Drinko edition

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Speaker 5: about Sinco to Mayo. It could be about the food,

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Speaker 5: in the game. We'll start with the woman who you

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Speaker 5: can always count on for Cinco, Margo Rita's Alex, I

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Speaker 5: gotta go Sinco.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Only one, that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: Number five alexis how many pounds of avocados are consumed

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Speaker 5: during Cinco to MYO weekend each year? Is it twenty

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Speaker 5: forty or eighty million pounds?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Million?

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Speaker 2: God, I feel like I could put down just like,

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Speaker 2: is this all over the whole leg Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Collectively around the world.

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Speaker 5: It's justin Brooks House, you know, not just GUACAMOLEA you

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Speaker 5: could be avocado in a different sense.

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Speaker 1: What if people are just having avocado toast for breakfast, don't.

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Speaker 3: Even know contributing, Which is why I'm going the million,

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Speaker 3: one million, eighty million.

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Speaker 5: She's trying to sneak about it. She's very smart.

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Speaker 4: Eight million. It goes from twenty eight minutes.

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Speaker 3: Okay in the middle, forty twenty million.

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Speaker 5: Like she says, forty million pounds a vocados are consumed

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Speaker 5: on Sinco to Myle weekend.

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Speaker 3: It was eighty millions.

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Speaker 5: It's a big weekend for the big green fruit. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: brook it's your turn. Cinco was off the board, all right, oh, Joe, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I only know Cinco is that eight Brook? The reason

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Speaker 5: we celebrate Cinco Tomyo was back in eighteen sixty two,

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Speaker 5: Mexico defeated the French against all odds to keep its territory.

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Speaker 5: What was the name of that famous battle. I'll give

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Speaker 1: It was the Battle of the Battle of Pueblo.

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Speaker 10: Brook.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to give you this, It's the Battle of Puebla.

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Speaker 1: Are so embarrassed of me constantly.

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Speaker 5: Jose, five and eight are off the board.

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Speaker 5: Who know number one? Jose? The world's largest margarita was

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Speaker 5: created in twenty eleven. It was a ten thousand, five

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Speaker 3: What they made it.

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Speaker 5: Using over two thousand gallons of just tequila and it

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Speaker 5: looked more like a colorful swimming pool. Where was it made?

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Speaker 5: Was it Los Angeles, Las Vegas or Miami?

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Speaker 9: MA?

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Speaker 4: I could see this in Miami.

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Speaker 3: But when you say lucky, yeah, that's the big hands.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Vegas.

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Speaker 5: He says, Las Vegas. Good use of deduction. Jose Lucky

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Speaker 5: does mean Vegas. Brook and Jose are still in. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: were over to you? One, five and eight are.

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Speaker 3: Taken Contrse fourteen, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Certain food and drink sales spiked so much on may

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Speaker 5: Fit that some restaurants double their output. Tell me the

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Speaker 5: number one selling food ordered and cocktail on Cinco to Mayo.

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Speaker 5: I think it's and cocktail.

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Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that so simple?

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Speaker 3: The cocktail has gotta be in margarita.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But the food, there's so many different.

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Speaker 1: Options, but they're just like the easiest one.

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Speaker 3: The taco is the simplest one. I'm a burrito boy

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Speaker 3: a really good. I'm gonna go with what people are saying,

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Speaker 3: saying tacos and Marge, jeff.

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Speaker 5: One hundred and eighty five thousand margaritas are consumed per

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Speaker 5: hour on Sinco to Maya Brook. It's your turn, okay,

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Speaker 5: dos Brook. The largest festival celebrating Sinco happens in la

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Speaker 5: with seventy thousand plus people, but in Arizona they celebrate

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Speaker 5: a little different, where hundreds wear sombreros and do what

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we're thinking Mexico culture.

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Speaker 5: You're thinking Arizona culture. I think the Mexican culture is

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Speaker 5: the sombreros.

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Speaker 1: So if we're going Arizona, they're gonna like battlesnake. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna ride horses.

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Speaker 5: Jake goes for riding horses. That's incorrect. Big skydiving culture

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Speaker 5: honoring military victory like jumping out of a plane and

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Speaker 3: Twenty Alright, so I think both the girls are getting

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Speaker 3: shocked together today while singing Living Levita Loca by Ricky Martin.

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Speaker 1: Better not mess up?

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Speaker 12: Okay, pressure ready, Yeah, upside inside out, She's living Levida Loca.

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Speaker 2: Shampool you down.

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Speaker 5: That was really good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one of you was really good. The third Margarita

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Speaker 3: was hitting near That means that shot collar question of

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Speaker 3: the day is done. We're going to do a phone

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Speaker 3: tap coming up right after this.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I want

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Speaker 3: you to ask yourself, would you rather start off your

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Speaker 3: day with a hot cup of coffee? Or a fistful

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Speaker 3: of spicy tacos.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I'm not usually I haven't tried a

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Speaker 2: spicy morning taco.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I say? Why not both?

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Speaker 1: Because it's spicy taco.

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Speaker 3: It's sinkle to myo baby. To celebrate, five hour Energy

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Speaker 3: just announced a new collaboration with the Mexican restaurant Chained

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Speaker 3: Taco John's to create two new products. One is a

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Speaker 3: caffeinated mango habanero hot sauce that you can pour over

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Speaker 3: your tacos.

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Speaker 1: Wait, it's like this caffeinated caffeine in it.

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Speaker 3: The other a two ounce spicy shot of five hour

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Speaker 3: energy so you can party all night long. I'm shown

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Speaker 3: the photos of them to my cost here. We'll put

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Speaker 3: those up on the Brook and Jeffrey Instack.

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: You're the five hour energy guy, Jeff Like, you're the

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Speaker 2: guy who drinks it every year.

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Speaker 3: I am so excited because I can finally get insomnia

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Speaker 3: and indigestion. And actually I know a lot of people

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Speaker 3: like to pour their five hours into their drinks. Call

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Speaker 3: it stacking. It's perfect. Pour a spicy five hour energy

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Speaker 3: into your spicy mark today. Okay, really challenge yourself It's

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Speaker 3: not the first time the five hour has done something

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Speaker 3: like this, though. Back in twenty twenty four, they came

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Speaker 3: out with a caffeinated barbecue sauce for Fourth of July.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like they need to come out with caffeinated tombs.

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Speaker 4: Imagine that in the overhead the whole plane smells like bread.

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Speaker 1: I put butter in my purse.

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Speaker 3: is out of Ohio. A rider in an uber recently

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when he doesn't read Who's cool and who's done?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 13: True.

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Speaker 3: Five minutes later cop showed up found the vehicle, but

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, waiting for their decks ride with some tacos?

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Speaker 3: Was the driver which one did? Officers detained first, the

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Speaker 2: No, please tell me that guy can't be that dumb.

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Speaker 3: If it's right, I guess he came out of retirement,

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Speaker 3: He was ided as Robert Rose, and upon searching the vehicle,

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Speaker 1: Now thinking, do you like retired drug dealers throw parties

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Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't get yeahstead of a gold watch.

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Speaker 3: Every time you get into an uber now you have

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Speaker 4: That's a great profile picture.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the Friendly Skies.

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Speaker 11: Yay.

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Speaker 3: Ryanair is Ireland's version of Spirit Airlines.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't want to say anything.

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Speaker 3: And if you didn't know, they up charged for everything,

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Speaker 4: Funny on purpose.

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Speaker 11: They literally they'll put like someone's face on their plane

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Speaker 4: Know we overcharged, go away, like they just troll their people.

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Speaker 1: Call it bags just too big by an inch? Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 3: Another said, apparently he was alone. Next time, if he

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Speaker 1: I love it on this restaurant. I hope he tipped them.

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Speaker 14: Wow?

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Speaker 3: What because they're funny fun out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Boston. You've heard

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Speaker 3: I try to.

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Speaker 4: Pay it backwards.

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Speaker 3: No one else does that to me. It's nice, but

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Speaker 2: I mean, you run the risk of having a family

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 3: A woman's going viral on TikTok for sharing her experience

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Speaker 2: Wait expecting them to pay for wait her to pay

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Speaker 4: He took my joke.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Samantha and she was at a Duncan

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Speaker 4: I've always wondered, like, what are the vagan and not

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't let that guy.

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Speaker 3: In the caption to her video, she said to the

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Speaker 3: I hope you have the day you deserve it. Samantha

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he still got it for free.

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Speaker 3: She also shared video of her trying to restore goodness

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Speaker 3: He's only halfway there, Oh my goodness, and he just

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Speaker 9: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: At this point, almost nothing can surprise us when we

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Speaker 3: check our morning show voicemail machine, except for today when

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Speaker 3: And when I say plans plural, I mean lots and

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Speaker 3: lots and lots of plans. Also, ladies, what's the worst

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What the heck? U? One dude decided he should probably

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Speaker 3: right after this, would you is this.

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Speaker 1: The right number?

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Speaker 9: It's a line goodby.

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Speaker 3: Just call me back if you haven't heard the Loser

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Speaker 3: I want to spoon.

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Speaker 8: You right now?

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Speaker 1: Is that so sweet?

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, do not mock him for already being

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Speaker 3: later and Sean, you've got more moves than his battery

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Speaker 13: Hey, it's so, I went ahead and booked us a

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 13: Also, I reserved a tandem kayak for Saturday.

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Speaker 15: Morning in case you stay over and we want to

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Speaker 10: You know. So I hope you like nature and close

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Speaker 8: So anyway, let me know bye.

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Speaker 2: You know, women complain about men who don't plan thing.

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Speaker 3: He's not just a planner. He is confident that your

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Speaker 2: Well and how sweet, like you're gonna stay the night

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Speaker 1: I was thinking it was just a drunk hookup, but

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Speaker 3: You can make it till Tuesday. I have a surprise.

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Speaker 3: It's close physical proximity.

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Speaker 14: Bryan, this is.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: I'm just whatever.

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Speaker 16: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put this out there.

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Speaker 16: I was just thinking, you know what if hypothetically a

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Speaker 1: She really needs to look up what it means to

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Speaker 3: Do you feel like that was the first message that

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Speaker 3: she left? Why do I feel like that was take

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, just giving a Lexus vibe yea,

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Speaker 2: and she was definitely gonna say I'm sorry. I'm a

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Speaker 3: But remember we are on YouTube, our shows on TikTok

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Speaker 3: and so all the other podcast platforms at Brook and Jeffrey,

453
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Speaker 3: where you can hear all of our second dates. Our

454
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Speaker 3: phone taps are awkward calls and your favorite loser line

455
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Speaker 3: messages just like this one.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Grace, Sorry I was I was just daydreaming a

457
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Speaker 10: little bit. I had to call you, and I just

458
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Speaker 10: had to tell you that I can't stop thinking about

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Speaker 10: your elbows. I don't know if anyone's ever told you this,

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Speaker 10: but you've got super elegant joint structure, Like no joke.

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00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 10: These are top to your elbows you have, you know,

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Speaker 10: they just they've been so naturally And some people they

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Speaker 10: have elbows that are there all sharp and jagged, a

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Speaker 10: little angry knees, but yours, oh my god, they're like

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Speaker 10: real elegant princess elbows.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, call me if you have some room in.

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Speaker 10: Your schedule to hang out a little bit elbow room,

468
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Speaker 10: I should probably stop.

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Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, you thought that.

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Speaker 1: Was kind of I'll go.

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Speaker 5: I like that.

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Speaker 1: I kind of liked it. I have weird elbows. So

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Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, is this.

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Speaker 3: A thing though, where instead of being like, hey, are

475
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Speaker 3: you a boot guy? You're a butt guy, they're like, oh,

476
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Speaker 3: you're an elbow guy. Is that trend?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of nicer to have those complimented than anything else,

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Speaker 2: to be honest, next.

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Speaker 3: Thing in Cosmo magazine that have elbow models showing off

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Speaker 3: on page one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah for shows.

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Speaker 1: Really check out my eyebows.

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Speaker 3: Coming around on this trend. Actually, I hope this becomes

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Speaker 3: a thing.

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Speaker 15: Hey, it's we we met last night at the bar

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Speaker 15: with the like the weird bathroom writing thing. I think

487
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Speaker 15: it was called the penguin. No right, it was puffing.

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Speaker 15: I don't know, some arctic animal. But I just wanted

489
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Speaker 15: to say sorry again the whole the accidental thing, like

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Speaker 15: hold out the mom thing right, calling you mom?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I am sorry about that.

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Speaker 15: I did not mean to call you mom, obviously, I

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Speaker 15: just I'm going through some.

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Speaker 10: Right now.

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Speaker 15: But I only said it because it's like you have

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Speaker 15: like the exact same color hair, all right, but that's

497
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Speaker 15: it seriously so anyway, but yeah, it was cool and

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Speaker 15: I have fun, So you know.

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Speaker 9: Call me.

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Speaker 3: Wow one passionate night in a bar bathroom in the

501
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Speaker 3: guy calls you mom, and then you're gonna give him

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Speaker 3: a fake number. Talk about a bad choice.

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Speaker 2: You know, jeff, I know that there's some guys that

504
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Speaker 2: like daddy issues.

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00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, women like mommy issues.

506
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Speaker 3: Called somebody their mother in makeout. I knew you would.

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Speaker 1: Hits too close to home.

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Speaker 3: Give him in like three or four chances before you

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Speaker 3: reject him. Make sure you subscribe to the Brook and

510
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 3: Jeffrey YouTube where you can hear all of your favorite

511
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 3: loser line clips of the week. We highlight them right

512
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 3: there for you, and we're gonna do a phone tap.

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Speaker 9: Coming up Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the Morning, And in today's prank Call,

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Speaker 3: we reach out to a guy who just created his

516
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Speaker 3: very first online dating profile and what he wrote wasn't

517
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Speaker 3: exactly working out for him, so he turned to chat

518
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Speaker 3: GPT for help on what to say, which is fine,

519
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that unless you tell your buddies about it. Yeah,

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00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 3: then your buddies are going to reach out to us,

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00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: and then we're going to act like we're from the

522
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Speaker 3: dating app, and we're going to say we caught you

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Speaker 3: like we did in your phone tap right now another.

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Speaker 8: Hello?

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00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 2: Hi?

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00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: Is this jim.

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Speaker 15: Uh? It is calling Grey.

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00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: I'm calling from the app Heart Dating. My name's Hilda,

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Speaker 2: Hilda Climb.

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00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 8: Okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Well, we noticed that you recently created a new profile

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00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: with us in the last forty eight hours.

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Speaker 15: Great, cool, So what why would you be calling me

534
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Speaker 15: about that?

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00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, your page was flagged by our system as

536
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: being plagiarized.

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00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: That's funny. How you don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yah, I'm with the integrity team and we ran your

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00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 2: profile through our originality scanner.

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00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: Oh, it's an eighty seven.

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00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: Percent identical match to a chat GBT generated romance prompt.

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Speaker 1: Caught you what?

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00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, the profile's right in front of me and your

544
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: opening line is I'm just a husky laugh looking for

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Speaker 2: my soulmate who loves hot sauce and NPR.

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Speaker 14: Okay, I don't understand what's wrong with.

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Speaker 1: That hot sauce and NPR.

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00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean those things aren't mutually exclusive.

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Speaker 14: I don't understand what you're trying to imply.

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Speaker 9: Sir.

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00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: Again, I'm with the integrity team, and based on your photos,

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00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 2: I highly doubt you even own hot sauce.

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00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 5: What do you mean I look like I don't.

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Speaker 9: Are you trying?

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Speaker 14: Is it because I'm white?

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00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: But we're not here to judge.

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00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: At our company, we require at least two honest, human

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Speaker 2: generated cringe lines per profile.

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Speaker 14: So I'm not cringe enough as the issue.

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Speaker 1: You're not human enough?

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Speaker 8: What do you mean I'm not human enough? How could

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Speaker 8: I not be human?

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Speaker 14: You're talking to me now, Okay.

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00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: We're going to lower the emotion and we'll just rewrite

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00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: it together. So let's ditch the husky laughline you stole.

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Speaker 14: They didn't steal it.

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00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: No one's buying it, and I'm going to replace it

568
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Speaker 2: with you cry uncontrollably during Pixar movies like that?

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Speaker 15: What?

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00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: No, that sounds real.

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00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 14: It's not real.

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Speaker 8: That's not true. I don't even watch Pixar movies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, then you tell me how would you make a

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Speaker 2: woman an emotional sandwich?

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00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 9: What?

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00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 8: What kind of question is that?

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00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 8: I don't even understand why I'm having to do this, sir.

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Speaker 2: I'm driving the train here, so please just chew two,

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Speaker 2: get on board. Do we need to have some sort

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Speaker 2: of raw emotional sentence?

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Speaker 8: You're going to get raw emotion.

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Speaker 5: Rat understand.

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Speaker 8: Why is such a hasshle?

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Speaker 2: That is exactly what we're going towards. Yeah, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: even need punctuation.

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Speaker 8: Lady, you're not lady. You are just not getting it.

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Speaker 14: This is my dating profile.

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Speaker 8: I can say what I want to say.

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Speaker 14: I don't need you to monitor it.

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Speaker 9: You know what.

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00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: This is taking a lot of time, so I'm just

593
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: gonna put it in myself.

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Speaker 1: Let's see here.

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00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 3: No, oh, do not do that.

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00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: I once fell in love with a barista because she

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Speaker 2: spelled my name right.

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00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 9: What.

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00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's human, that's messy. It's hot. Women are gonna

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Speaker 1: love it.

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Speaker 8: What are you doing that makes me sound like some

602
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 8: kind of beta. I'm not some cry baby boos.

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00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh shut up?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, you tell me to shut up.

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Speaker 1: You've got to match with your new profile lines. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm reading it.

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Speaker 8: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: It is I never thought you'd matche with anyone.

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Speaker 4: Are you seeing me right now?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

611
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: Look at this.

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00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: It's a vegan who lives out of her van. Two

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Speaker 2: miles from your location.

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Speaker 8: I don't want that. I'm not looking to match with

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Speaker 8: some crazy, homeless hipie girl.

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Speaker 2: Should I respond to her and say you're down to

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Speaker 2: meet up with the organic pea patch to drinkombucha and

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Speaker 2: discuss political strife.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 14: I don't want your health. I didn't ask for your health, and.

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Speaker 2: If we don't change it, we're gonna have to put

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Speaker 2: a disclaimer on there with a badge that says this

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Speaker 2: profile has been lightly AI enhanced.

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Speaker 1: Just hard to get rid of.

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Speaker 8: Forget this, this is stupid. I don't want it, you

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00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 8: know what, Just delete my profile. I don't want to

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Speaker 8: be involved in any Actually.

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Speaker 1: That's the one thing I can't do.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, because I'm really with.

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Speaker 2: The radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and

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Speaker 2: I don't work for the dating app at all.

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Speaker 1: Hold right, it's a break phone call.

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Speaker 5: Every buddy set.

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Speaker 8: You up, kidding me crazy run.

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00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: He wanted us to prank you because you've been using

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Speaker 2: chat GPT to spice up your dating profile, and he

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00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: called you out for it.

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Speaker 8: I can't believe you, guys, did I feel so stupid?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you use AI to make up who

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Speaker 1: you are.

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00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 8: Well, I put in real stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hot sauce and NPR You al right.

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Speaker 8: Why wouldn't I be able to do both of those?

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00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 8: And how on earth do I look like?

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Speaker 14: I don't use hot sauce?

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00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: You look like pepper's too spicy for you.

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Speaker 3: You know how white that is?

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Speaker 2: That is so wake up every morning with low taps

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Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I think there's fewer and fewer rom com movies being

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Speaker 3: made now just because people don't meet in real life anymore.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's true.

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Speaker 3: It's just not believable. And you can't have a realistic

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00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 3: romantic scene with a drunk dude at two am sliding

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Speaker 3: into a hot girl's.

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Speaker 9: D MS or can you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just thinking about it, job.

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe someone should try it. But that's why today's

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Speaker 3: call was so rare, because one of our listeners says

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Speaker 3: he turned a super awkward moment in real life into

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Speaker 3: an actual meet cute. It seemed almost too perfect to

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Speaker 3: be true.

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Speaker 4: Way, what do you do after you meet then?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. We're yeah, let's hear

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Speaker 3: it in your brand new second date update, right, after

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Speaker 3: this second date updated. There's a lot of fun things

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Speaker 3: in life that begin with the word street, street, street, magic, street, Tacos.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff meets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah street walkers, right, I feel like I do that.

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Speaker 3: I walk down a lot of streets Tacos. Well, today

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Speaker 3: we're going to talk to a street dater.

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Speaker 2: Jeff's like, why are people giving me money for?

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Speaker 3: I must have really good hair today. But again, this

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Speaker 3: guy says he's a street dater. He met someone wal well,

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Speaker 3: not stereotypically, but he met somebody while out on the street. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's what I meant. His name is Drew street Walker. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: technically Drew street Walker too.

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Speaker 8: I think I walked the streets about as much as

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Speaker 8: everybody else around here.

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Speaker 3: Ye, he's a humble street walk Jeff's neighborhood. Okay, we

681
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Speaker 3: should probably using But apparently you met somebody while just

682
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Speaker 3: walking out and about how did that happen?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I was at a bookstore locally, and I like

684
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Speaker 8: to read. So I'm leaving the bookstore and i'm you know,

685
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 8: I have my face buried in the book because I'm

686
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 8: walking and I knock into this woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of a cute. You know, it's sound

688
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: like out of a movie. The bookstore is involved.

689
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 8: Clumsy, her bag fell. I helped her, and then I

690
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 8: gave her a little flirt.

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00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, did ever really happen in slow motion?

692
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: I think he's joking about that part.

693
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 3: I know, I imagine the bag falling. He grabbed it,

694
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: he picked it up, he ran No, gotcha, you just

695
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 3: knocked her bag out of her hand. By accident.

696
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, by accident.

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00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: Oh, you really did knock the bag over.

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00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: We bumped into each other. It was a pretty big bump,

700
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 8: and you know, everything just kind of flew all over

701
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 8: the place. I helped There's some stuff hell out of

702
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 8: her bag, and I said, you know, it's usually old

703
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 8: ladies I knock over and then I just move on.

704
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 1: And funny he beats him with her. I get the joke.

705
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 4: I kind of liked it.

706
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 8: So we then we started walking and we started going

707
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 8: in the same direction. So I just started to do

708
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 8: and a little more like joking, like you following me?

709
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 8: And she's like, no, you following me? And we laughed again,

710
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 8: trying to build like a little rapporto.

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00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 11: Bro, like you're turning like kind of a bad situation

712
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 11: or a weird situation into like something positive.

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00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: What point were you able to get her name?

714
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 8: I did ask her name, but we walked a little more,

715
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 8: and we would love to know the name.

716
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 4: She's like, don't tell anybody what my real name is.

717
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 8: Oh that name is Sonia.

718
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 3: Okay, so you and Sonya are just accidentally walking in

719
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 3: the same direction and kind of flirting with each other.

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Speaker 8: It sounds like, yeah, we eventually get to a park

721
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 8: and we start walking through the park.

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Speaker 3: What when you got into the park. Is that when

723
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:37,959
Speaker 3: you took her bag?

724
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 8: Then that's when I knocked her over and ran Okay, yeah.

725
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 3: Gotcha more escape routes than here.

726
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 4: Up a tree.

727
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Speaker 2: Did you really have to go to the same way

728
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 2: or were you just pretending so you could shock plants?

729
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 1: Like you both just had free time to keep walking.

730
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's true too.

731
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Speaker 8: I walked through that park all the time. Yeah. No,

732
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 8: this isn't like the fairy. I was going in that

733
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,439
Speaker 8: direction anyway. So it is just like a very good

734
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 8: meet cute Okay. Eventually we came across a sketch artist

735
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 8: and he flagged us down. He was like, hey, you

736
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 8: guys want to get a picture. You thought we were

737
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Speaker 8: a couple.

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00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 1: Wait, did you get a character drive?

739
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 8: Oh look I was down, but she wasn't. Okay, I

740
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 8: think first, I think was freaked down.

741
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds there's so many like perfect things that

742
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 3: are happening to you along the way on this short walk.

743
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 3: You didn't set this whole thing up. It sounds like,

744
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 3: how could he do?

745
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 8: No, I didn't set anything up.

746
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 3: Well, you just have a friend who's like in the

747
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: park with a thing, and he's like, I'm just going

748
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 3: to take her this way.

749
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Speaker 8: I didn't say it was a friend. It was just

750
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 8: a sketch artist. He wasn't a friendly.

751
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: The most that would be the most elaborate setup ever.

752
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: You accidentally run into somebody and then suddenly you call

753
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 2: your buddy when she's not looking, who happens to be

754
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: an artist, to tell him to set up quickly at

755
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 2: the park.

756
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 4: I really want to sit down with her for forty

757
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 4: five minutes. This stranger.

758
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 3: I'm just saying. We've heard people that have like orchestrated

759
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 3: all sorts of weird things in order to meet you.

760
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 4: That's true, but this doesn't sound like that job.

761
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: How long is this walk going on.

762
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Speaker 8: We're about twenty minutes into the walk by the time

763
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 8: she said no to the picture. But halfway through the

764
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Speaker 8: park and we got to the end of the park.

765
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Speaker 8: It was probably about a half an hour we were

766
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 8: together and I got a good vibe. So I asked

767
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 8: her number to go out, and she gave me a

768
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 8: number and the date just hasn't materialized.

769
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 2: And said, Okay, have you guys talked via text or

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Speaker 2: phone call?

771
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 8: No? Nothing. I've tried to call a few times. I've

772
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 8: lost a few messages.

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00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: I automatically think that she gave you a fake number.

774
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 3: Oh, there's no response.

775
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was her voice on the voicemail.

776
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 5: It's okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

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00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: She gave you the numbers. So I'm assuming she's single.

778
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: Did you specifically ask her?

779
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 8: I didn't ask her if she was dating anyone. No,

780
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 8: but I left a few voicemails and she hasn't answered.

781
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: How many yeah?

782
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 8: Three? Maybe four?

783
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 11: Oh, Jack, I don't think I called a girlfriend that

784
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 11: many times in one year.

785
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 3: I think my mom and calls me. He felt the connection, So.

786
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 4: Whatever, one's different. Some people love being on the phone.

787
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 3: So I'm glad you take a break from your extensive

788
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 3: book reading in order to help reach out to the show.

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Speaker 3: And we're going to try and help you call this girl,

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00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: what's her name? Sonya? Yeah, sonor Okay, we'll reach We'll

791
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: reach out to Sonia and we'll do your second date

792
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: update right after this hold on second date update. If

793
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 3: I hadn't read it on the back of a Blockbuster

794
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: movie sleeve, I still wouldn't believe it. But an accidental

795
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: sidewalk bumping turned into your classic Hallmark street walker love

796
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 3: story again with.

797
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Speaker 1: The term yeah, that's the wrong use.

798
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 4: We're trying to make it sound better than it is.

799
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Speaker 1: It's not a Hallmark movie. I'll tell you that one.

800
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 3: It fits in this scenario because our listener Drew accidentally

801
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 3: ran into a woman outside of a bookstore, knocked over

802
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 3: her bag, and then turned that awkward moment into a

803
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 3: twenty five minute stroll through a local.

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Speaker 2: Park thirty I believe, I mean, those five minutes are

805
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: going to be presious. When it's only a short amount

806
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 2: of time, you have to get fair.

807
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 3: And it all seems too perfect to be true. And

808
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 3: maybe it was because she's not responding to any of

809
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 3: his messages.

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00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: It's always the park scene. Yeah, ruins something in that.

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00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: I mean he left.

812
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing you left. Four voicemails. We have

813
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: not asked what was in the voicemails.

814
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 8: I just told her, Hey, it's me Drew by the park.

815
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 8: You need a lot of guys by the park.

816
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 11: I mean it's true, not even from the park, like

817
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 11: the guys that's adjacent.

818
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: Maybe she thinks you live in the park after that

819
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: that there's a chance though that if she's not responding

820
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 3: to anything, maybe she wasn't even real he was real.

821
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 8: Are you sure that would make me crazy exactly?

822
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: What could just mean? You have a bad drug habit?

823
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're from the park.

824
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: Were you microdosing that day? Omark hasn't done that yet.

825
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 3: A microdosing Christmas lead to this? Well, if you over

826
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 3: micro dose?

827
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of those kids still in the DARE program.

828
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 4: I signed that contract.

829
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 3: Let's let's have all the street walkers unite, because we're

830
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 3: gonna call and we're gonna get an answer from this

831
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 3: woman to figure out what actually happened, if she's real,

832
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 3: and hopefully if there's an explanation, a lot of.

833
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 6: Kids listening who use that term wrong for the next

834
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 6: Christmas the street.

835
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: This is the education you get here. I'm gonna die

836
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 3: of the number.

837
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 8: Right now here.

838
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 9: We go.

839
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 8: Hello.

840
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: It sounds real, jeff, It sounds like a person. Is

841
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: this Sonya?

842
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 14: Yes, this is Sonya.

843
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,919
Speaker 3: Who is this son Hey? Sonya. We're a radio show

844
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

845
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 14: Good morning, Hi, Hi, Hey, what's this about.

846
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 3: This is a segment that we do on our show.

847
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 3: It's called a second Date Update, and we're trying to

848
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 3: help out one of our listeners. His name is Drew,

849
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 3: who you met the other day outside of a bookstore.

850
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: Did you just laugh?

851
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 12: Are you sorry? I just I can't believe that you're

852
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 12: calling about him.

853
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: You remember, remember Drew you talked you over on accident

854
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: outside the bookstore?

855
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I remember Drew.

856
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's great because he said there was like

857
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: a meet cute type of situation that happened on the

858
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 3: street and then you guys went through a park for

859
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 3: a bit. He left a few messages.

860
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean that did happen, and I was actually

861
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 12: open to seeing him again.

862
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 14: That's for the messages.

863
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 12: The messages are the problems.

864
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: Well, we asked him about the messages and he basically,

865
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: according to him, he said, it was basically, Hey, this

866
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: is Drew from the park. Remember I'm Drew.

867
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 8: Is that what he said.

868
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, summary interesting.

869
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not curious, like.

870
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 12: He left me one message that was so ridiculous. I

871
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 12: actually my roommate and I have been like dying laughing

872
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 12: about it. Oh, I actually I wrote it down.

873
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: Well, you wrote down the message because it was that

874
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: funny to you.

875
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: Wow, it would it be okay if we know what

876
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 3: the message said.

877
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 12: Oh, absolutely, I'd love to read it.

878
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 3: To you, because we haven't. We haven't heard anything about it.

879
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 3: We just know there was a bunch of messages.

880
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: She is delighted to.

881
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, she is, okay, So he told me, he said,

882
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 12: I left you a message you didn't respond to, and

883
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 12: I don't like leaving second messages. But I like you.

884
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 12: You're very elegant, You're very attractive. But I don't play

885
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 12: that game. If I don't hear back by three pm.

886
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 14: Tomorrow, I'm no longer interested.

887
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 2: Because he called us, Yeah, it didn't mean it.

888
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 12: Then she goes on to explain why I should call him.

889
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: Well, you should call him some positives. That's good.

890
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 12: He says, I'm very smart, I'm great in bed, and

891
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 12: I makes a lot of money.

892
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: A something everybody says.

893
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of those things. When you say

894
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: it's hard to believe.

895
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 12: It's so, then he says, believe it or not, I'm

896
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 12: a complete catch. I'm one of the only men in

897
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 12: the city that has no issues.

898
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, I'm the best one.

899
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: I have yet to find a person that doesn't have issues.

900
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 4: Is like a child trying to do reverse psychology.

901
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: Is that finally the end of the message.

902
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 12: So I don't know what your situation is.

903
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 14: If you're just insecure, or if you're.

904
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 12: On medication as way psychologically normal and you haven't called

905
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 12: me because something bad happened in your life and you.

906
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 14: Just need it a few days.

907
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: Heck is he reject that got a little hinge, so

908
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 2: started un hinge, then it got a little better.

909
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: Now we're back.

910
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 4: Now we're unhinged again.

911
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, So clearly there was a lot happening in

912
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: that message, and it could help to get insight into

913
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 3: what he meant by it.

914
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: Because it's pretty embarrassed right now.

915
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 3: Maybe because sonya, he is on the other line listening.

916
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 3: We've got Drew waiting to talk to you.

917
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 8: Oh hey, hey, Sony, hey hey, is there something that

918
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 8: I said that wasn't true? Was there something that I

919
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 8: said on that voice. Now, that wasn't that was a lie?

920
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: What?

921
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't say that, dude.

922
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 4: You're coming to kind of hot? Yeah, a little bit,

923
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 4: I think defensive.

924
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: No apology.

925
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 12: Well I'm sorry, Drew. I just like we met for

926
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 12: thirty minutes, we didn't even go on a real date.

927
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 12: And then all of this you're going on about how

928
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 12: great you are, and then you start to come for

929
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 12: me and like blame me for not calling you back.

930
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 12: I just found it all to be a little much

931
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 12: for someone that like, I'm so you agree that I'm right.

932
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 8: So what with the problem? You don't you don't appreciate

933
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 8: being direct. You don't like guys who are direct. I'm direct,

934
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 8: making a lot of money. I'm smart and I'm good

935
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 8: in bed to being direct.

936
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: More and more doubtful talking about.

937
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 8: You know you're all laughing now, but you won't be

938
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 8: You'll be crying later when I'm out of your life.

939
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 8: That's what's gonna happen if you don't make the right move.

940
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 4: I got to find out how good you are in bed, bro, So.

941
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 8: You didn't call me back was really stupid. I mean,

942
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 8: come on, people like me who are good in bed

943
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 8: and smart and stuff. You know, why do you leave

944
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 8: that stupid person is going to give that up?

945
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 3: I think points.

946
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 8: You know, you know, in this city there are no men,

947
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 8: and I'm a total catch. You know that I with

948
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 8: him that I don't know.

949
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 14: I don't know, Drew.

950
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 12: I feel like the people who are actually good in

951
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 12: bed don't go around talking about how good they are

952
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 12: in bed. Yeah, I'm not getting the best vibes from you,

953
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 12: to be honest, Like it just feels like that.

954
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 8: You haven't bragged about being good in bed.

955
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're not supposed to.

956
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

957
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 3: Listen to any hip hop music they're all about that.

958
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: Are we going to ignore the rest of the text

959
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: about what was that?

960
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 8: I saw her beg her begs. Everything fell everywhere I

961
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 8: saw her meds.

962
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: You read everyone's on medication.

963
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, on medication. You sound crazy smart and well read.

964
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: Sony thought you were going to come to Drew.

965
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: This is honestly, this is shocking to be I thought

966
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 2: we were going to come to Drew and.

967
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: You were going to be humiliated that this voicemail was.

968
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 3: Out there, But like, no, only somebody who's addicted to

969
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 3: meds would be humiliated. He's perfect broke.

970
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, with no narcissistic tendencies at all.

971
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 8: No, I don't clear good, Sonya?

972
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: Was he right? Are you on the verge of tears

973
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: right now?

974
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 12: I'm just really heartbroken that it can't be with this perfect.

975
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 8: I'm glad that you can finally admit it, Sonya.

976
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 3: Don't give up yet, because I'm going to give you

977
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 3: a second chance right now by offering to send you

978
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 3: out with the only perfect man in the entire city.

979
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: With no issues, with no issues.

980
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: She would do that.

981
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 8: If she went on a date, if she called me

982
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 8: back like a normal person, I wouldn't have to do

983
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 8: what happened. But he just called me back like a

984
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 8: normal person.

985
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: Sonya. It's up to you if you'd like to see

986
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 3: him again or not yelled at a little bit, it's

987
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: your choice.

988
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 12: I appreciate the offer, but I really I'm really.

989
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 14: Not into the narcism.

990
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's shocking.

991
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 3: She's talking about me though there like and I get that,

992
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: But what about Drew?

993
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: That was really shocking.

994
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 12: I say no to Drew also.

995
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 9: Wow.

996
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 2: Wow, really, Sonya, I'll tell her with you at all true.

997
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: If this woman can't see how perfect you are, then

998
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: she doesn't deserve you.

999
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 9: Wow.

1000
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 8: Thank you?

1001
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1002
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: You can't read sarcasm.

1003
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 8: He's really thanking you, jeff I don't read sarcasm.

1004
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hear it, Brooke exactly. Thank you, Drew, thank you.

1005
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 5: He really is perfect, Jeffrey.

1006
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: In the morning. I feel like we should have asked

1007
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 3: that guy in part one, how confident are you in

1008
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 3: getting a date one to ten? Oh my god, I

1009
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 3: felt like maybe he was a four going into it.

1010
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 3: He would have said he'd like thirty.

1011
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing.

1012
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 2: He acts so confident, But we never brought up the

1013
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 2: fact that on message too, he said he'd never be

1014
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 2: interested again if she didn't call him back, and yet

1015
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 2: he was still on the phone.

1016
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, still left her more voicemails. Yeah still, I mean,

1017
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: all of what he was saying it is not believable.

1018
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 4: It's like a guy who doesn't know how to play

1019
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 4: the game.

1020
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 11: But someone told him right like, hey, if you ignore

1021
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 11: a girl or you're just this.

1022
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: And they love ultimatum.

1023
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't work, and he was totally shocked that she

1024
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 3: wouldn't take him up on the opportunity to be he

1025
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: is a perfect.

1026
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: Man, so many options, he'll be fine.

1027
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 11: Ever said they were perfect and turned out to be

1028
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 11: like perfect Like, when has George Clooney.

1029
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: Been like, oh my god, do you know what he

1030
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: said this week that was so annoying to me.

1031
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 3: Let's not go into it.

1032
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 5: I don't want to go into it.

1033
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: I don't want to go into it. But look, if

1034
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 3: our listeners I kind of do. If our listeners want

1035
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: to take advantage of the perfect man, you can go

1036
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 3: check out our Second Date podcast and listen to me

1037
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: host that.

1038
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: Okay, listen text in if you want to know about

1039
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: the George Clooney dirt all Share.

1040
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it off air, But go check out

1041
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 3: our podcast wherever you get yours online at Brooke and Jeffrey.

1042
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1043
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 3: I was on the dark web again last night.

1044
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: Stay off the dark Web.

1045
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: I just poured myself a glass of red and started

1046
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: browsing for bargains.

1047
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 1: You started bart you on illegal things there.

1048
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 3: That's how I unwind. They've got lots of good stuff

1049
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: on there. Old Soviet spy bananas, DIY vasectomy kits.

1050
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: That's not smart. I think you should try it.

1051
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 3: Brooks Bank Routing number wish definitely put that in the cart.

1052
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's there. But I noticed no matter how hard.

1053
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 3: I searched there was one thing you can't buy on

1054
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 3: the dark web, and that's true love.

1055
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 4: I wish bro take my money.

1056
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 3: I mean quick, sloppy love. Absolutely, they have lots of that,

1057
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 3: but real life, changing, head over heels type of love.

1058
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: The only website that comes even close to giving you

1059
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 3: that is Craigslist.

1060
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 4: And you didn't see that coming.

1061
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: I know you're doubting it, but we're going to prove

1062
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 3: it when we read some of the messages written there

1063
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 3: by real life Romeos and Juliet's in a brand new

1064
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 3: misconnections right after.

1065
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 9: This kitty Misconnections that was staring.

1066
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1067
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 3: One is inside of a CVS pharmacy when you lock

1068
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 3: eyes while buying extra strength cold sore cream. True love

1069
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 3: can wait, oh usually seven to ten business days.

1070
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: See both of the issues turn into a warm sword.

1071
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1072
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 3: We scour that website every week to find the best

1073
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 3: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

1074
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 3: from Buffet to Bay.

1075
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 5: I like it.

1076
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: That's Man for Woman forties east Side Best Western. He says,

1077
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 3: I was at the complimentary Continental breakfast the other morning

1078
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 3: around eight am.

1079
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't it feel like a score when a hotel.

1080
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 3: Just perusing the pastries, yogurt and cereals. When I saw

1081
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 3: you gingerly sliding in through the side door holding two

1082
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 3: medium sized tupperware containers. There you were acting like a

1083
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 3: sexy Buffean ninja, and that was intriguing.

1084
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 2: So you're taking it homech Oh, Well, I always, I

1085
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 2: always put it in my purse for later, but that's

1086
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: when I'm a.

1087
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: Guest, so I feel like it's Yeah.

1088
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 3: I followed as you made your way to the juice bar,

1089
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 3: where I watched you pour at least a half gallon

1090
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 3: of OJ into a large ziplock bag.

1091
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a very trusting person with that ziplog.

1092
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1093
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 3: Your brazenness was enamoring so much, so I knew I

1094
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 3: had to say something, So I tapped you on the

1095
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 3: shoulder and offered you a waffle and a blackened strip

1096
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 3: of bacon in exchange for your time to have breakfast

1097
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 3: with me.

1098
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: She doesn't have time to stay there, She's got to

1099
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: get in and get out quick.

1100
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 3: You agreed to it as long as I promised that

1101
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 3: you could show my room card to security on the

1102
00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 3: way out that super smart deal. The next few minutes

1103
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: we laughed over the free buffet stories you had across

1104
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: this great country of oust Man.

1105
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 1: I bet she's got some good reviews.

1106
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 3: The one about the Lakina and Pensacola still makes me blush.

1107
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 3: I can't believe you had to run out so fast

1108
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 3: your bathrobe flew off. Anyway, I enjoyed our time and

1109
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: sharing food with you, even if you weren't legally allowed

1110
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 3: to eat at that establishment for the next decade. But

1111
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 3: if you see this, reach out and let's brunch again.

1112
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 3: That signed Steve, He says. PS. My room was rifled

1113
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 3: through shortly after the buffet. I'm assuming it wasn't you.

1114
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: That's Steve incidence.

1115
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 3: Your next Craigslist misconnection is titled just leave your child

1116
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 3: with Me Woman for Man twenty five daycare center. Oh wait,

1117
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 3: she says you. Mid twenties, short brown hair, single dad

1118
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: with cute rattail popeing out the back of your official

1119
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 3: US conductor's train hat a lot, he says me. Daycare worker,

1120
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 3: purple flower dress with tattooed eyebrows and piercings. You couldn't

1121
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 3: see but could sense were there. Like you said, you

1122
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 3: were interested in finding an open spot for your little

1123
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 3: man Damien, so I gave you the grand tour. We

1124
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 3: flirted in the booknook as I pulled out a special

1125
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 3: pop up story from a shelf the kids can't reach. Oh,

1126
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 3: you seemed surprised, but also stirred up. Really I could

1127
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 3: smell the ceremonies spelled with ana and a y at the.

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Speaker 6: End of the they At one point I admitted to

1129
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 6: you that I secretly hate children, but I'd give Damiens

1130
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 6: special treatment, a daily fee of apple sauce, fruit snacks,

1131
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 6: and canned peas, and she even had the cold medicine

1132
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 6: into his like he does the rest of the cap.

1133
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 3: It's been two weeks now and I'm a little insulted

1134
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: you haven't enrolled him yet. But if money's the issue,

1135
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 3: I'd be more than willing to give you the dirty

1136
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 3: daddy discount. Oh, you just have to give me something

1137
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: in return.

1138
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we could have been getting a deal

1139
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: on daycare. My husband would have just had to like

1140
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: a dirty.

1141
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 3: Daddy winky face that signed Sangria wool. Would you ever

1142
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 3: let somebody named Sangria watch your kid?

1143
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 4: You know I don't know.

1144
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 2: Alcohol names in general are just kind of a red

1145
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: flag for me.

1146
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 3: Let's go to your final misconnection titled stoked on Stokes

1147
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 3: for you, stokes Man for woman, thirty seven Walgreens Pharmacy. Huh,

1148
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 3: he says you were the freckled thirties question mark babe

1149
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 3: who filled my prescription yesterday was asking.

1150
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: Her age the actual pharmacist you're hitting on.

1151
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 3: I almost missed you. Then I did a quick double

1152
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 3: take for a second dose of that face. Now that's

1153
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 3: a prescription. I want to take double dose of face.

1154
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 3: Please smiley face blush emoji.

1155
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 2: I mean, this is why some of my pharmacists people

1156
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 2: are still wearing face masks.

1157
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,959
Speaker 3: I I was the cute blonde guy wearing the bike

1158
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 3: helmet in under armoured tank. First of all, thanks for

1159
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 3: not judging me when I picked up that special cream.

1160
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: It's not what you think.

1161
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: It usually always is.

1162
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 3: When you say that, I promise I'm training for the

1163
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 3: Peloton Bikethon and need something for those secret war wounds

1164
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: down below. I don't know about you, but during our

1165
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: interaction I could feel the tension between us. The bike

1166
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 3: helmet has a tendency to do that to the ladies.

1167
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 2: A bike helmet if he's a peloton going anywhere anyway.

1168
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 3: You seem like a woman who appreciates a man like

1169
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 3: myself who's clearly dedicated to his hobbies. That's why I'd

1170
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 3: like to offer you a one time deal. Tomorrow night.

1171
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 3: I'm free between rides for a few hours, and if

1172
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 3: you're lucky, I'll let you make me dinner at your place,

1173
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 3: Lasagnia for the much needed carbo load. Please, if you

1174
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 3: see this message, text me back what strength was the

1175
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: hemorrhoids cream you gave me so that I know that

1176
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 3: it's you that signed Peloton, Mike, they have a minimal strength.

1177
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 3: If you ever wonder why the birthrate is declining in

1178
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 3: this country, Craigslist misconnections always gives you a hint. And

1179
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 3: that was your Craigslist misconnections for the day.

1180
00:57:53,840 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, We've.

1181
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 3: Got a return player, Mike on the phone, who took

1182
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 3: an l last time he appeared on this segment, but

1183
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 3: he's come back with a theory. He thinks the reason

1184
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 3: that he lost is because Brooke might actually be an AI. Mike,

1185
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 3: why do you think that.

1186
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 17: She too damn good at this game?

1187
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: Oh God, I am too messy as a human to

1188
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: be an Ai Brook.

1189
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 3: What's your non binary clapback? To prove that you're not

1190
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 3: actually a.

1191
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: Computer glitch for a one error?

1192
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 3: You broke her my congratulations?

1193
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 9: Wow.

1194
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Yes, Maybe in the future will finally come clean to

1195
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 3: our audience about the truth and change it from beat

1196
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,959
Speaker 3: Brook to beat Bop. All right, you exit for a second.

1197
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: Let's go over the rules thirty seconds to answer as

1198
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know when you

1199
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 3: could say pass that you have to beat her out right?

1200
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 3: If you want to win? Are you ready?

1201
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 8: Ye?

1202
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 3: Can you beat the machine today?

1203
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 9: Mike?

1204
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 3: Let's find out? Good luck? Your time starts now. Today

1205
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 3: is Cinco de Mayo celebrating Mexico's victory over what nation France,

1206
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 3: Spain or the US Spain. McDonald's introduced the Big Mac

1207
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 3: on this day in what decade? The fifties in Spanish?

1208
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 3: What body part is your cabasa.

1209
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 10: Hand?

1210
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 3: What is the only state that begins with the letter pen?

1211
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: In the Legend of Zelda video game franchise, what's the

1212
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 3: name of the Princess no Idea? Princess no Idea? That

1213
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 3: would be a brilliant actually would be.

1214
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 4: Lost, She's clueless.

1215
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 3: I'm on a quest to find I have no idea.

1216
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: Let's see, Brook's gonna come back into the studio here,

1217
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 3: and this is exciting. It says on my screen her

1218
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 3: that Mike is planning a little summer getaway to Costa Rica.

1219
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 3: What's your plans for your trip, Mike? You know, it's

1220
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 3: just to get away.

1221
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 17: Our daughters graduating high school this year, and it's it'll

1222
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 17: be a good send off trip.

1223
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: And are you just crying and crying? She's leaving.

1224
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 17: She's going to the freaking U dub So she's going

1225
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 17: to be like twenty minutes away.

1226
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, until you take her to Costa Rican.

1227
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 2: She meets a hot Costa Rican man and suddenly someone's

1228
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 2: living in another country.

1229
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: Dad, I really got to study abroad.

1230
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 3: What activities are you planning in Costa Rica?

1231
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 17: We're staying at a resort that is essentially set up

1232
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 17: for us to stay there the whole time we're there,

1233
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 17: but we'll we'll end up doing some excursions. I'm sure

1234
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 17: you know what.

1235
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 6: I bet if you asked his wife, she would have

1236
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 6: a very long list of detailed Probably, Am I right?

1237
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

1238
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 8: Absolutely? Well?

1239
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 3: Maybe could Brook interest you in a few factory tours

1240
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 3: while you're visiting.

1241
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't want to go.

1242
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 3: Into what she's making or the age of the workers there,

1243
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 3: but she is very proud of the black market empire

1244
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 3: that she has spent so hard buildings.

1245
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: It totally cool. As long as you're good to sign

1246
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: an NDA cool.

1247
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 3: We'll send you all the info, maybe over email, Mike,

1248
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 3: you can look into it. But now we got to

1249
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: go to brook for her turn. Are you ready?

1250
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: You're ready?

1251
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is Cinco de Mayo celebrating

1252
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 3: Mexico's victory over what nation? France, Spain or the US?

1253
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: It was France.

1254
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 3: McDonald's introduced the Big Mac on this day in what decade?

1255
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: Eighties?

1256
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 3: In Spanish? What body part is your.

1257
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: Cabasa ca besa is your head?

1258
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 3: What is the only state that begins with the letter

1259
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 3: P Pennsylvania? In the Legend of Zelda video game franchise,

1260
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 3: What is the name of the Princess?

1261
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: Pass?

1262
01:01:54,480 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 3: Shape of You? And Bad Habits are songs by what artists? Okay,

1263
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 3: no answer.

1264
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 5: Immediately, way too soon.

1265
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 3: I didn't hear her saying a crudely quick I'm sorry.

1266
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: I was trying to get in Yeah.

1267
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 3: Oh my bad Okay answers are in Apparently, let's go

1268
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1269
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 8: Features like in the.

1270
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 11: Whole Studios Dancing Mike, you got one correct today.

1271
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: I know it was rough, yeah.

1272
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 4: And Brock was just get it over with. You got four.

1273
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 3: Torch you o today. But to your credit, she is

1274
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: an ai, so you didn't really sting the chancewer. Let's

1275
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 3: go over the answers for everybody. It's Cinco de Mayo

1276
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 3: celebrating Mexico's victory over France. McDonald's introduced the Big Mac

1277
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 3: on this day in the nineteen sixties. It came out

1278
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: in nineteen sixty eight. No idea in Spanish. Your cabasa

1279
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 3: is your head, Mike, be care for when you're in

1280
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 3: Costa Rica talking about your cobasin.

1281
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1282
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 3: Only state that begins with the letter P is Pennsylvania.

1283
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 3: The legend of Zelda video games, and the name of

1284
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 3: the princess is Princess Zelda. Nobody knows Little Tricky shape

1285
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,959
Speaker 3: of you. Bad Habits both songs by the artist Ed Sheeran. So, Mike,

1286
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 3: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke, but

1287
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 3: just for playing, we are going to give you a

1288
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: pair of tickets to see j Balvin at Climate Pledge

1289
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 3: Arena on May sixteenth.

1290
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 2: Heck yeah, well, have fun Costa Rica, and don't cry

1291
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 2: too much when your daughter graduates high school.

1292
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: Okay, it's embarrassing to her. Yes, that's what I mean.

1293
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 3: Heym I come back and play again soon. We're gonna

1294
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 3: do win Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow, Rookie Jeffrey in

1295
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 3: the morning.