WEBVTT - That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes) 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.480 It's more, it's more exciting for Kanye to blame the 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:07.640 Jews than it is for him to blame the stars. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:18.160 You know, how do you feel back this guy? 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.080 I just said, it's more exciting. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:27.040 How happy he is if Kanye. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:30.840 If Kanye was like, I lost my Adidas contract because 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.240 I'm a Gemini, that's boring. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:33.479 Go. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:40.320 But if he's like, there's a Jewish cabal planning against me, 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.960 come on, we're having fun. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:47.280 Anytime I hear ohd any kind. 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:51.279 Of as a July, I would absolutely believe Kanye if 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.720 you said that. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.360 Okay, You're like, no, I get what I get. What's 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:56.080 trying to get us? 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:56.960 Somebody here? 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:06.240 You're right, babies, chips in your. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:20.280 Quals, Racists, the money, turkey stuff I can't tell me. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:28.520 As titties, ass and titties. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:32.360 Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:35.640 Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.880 of black conspiracy theories. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.559 And we finally worked to prove that soldier boys kiss 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:45.600 Me through the phone wasn't homage to the NSA. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.400 That's right, move over, gonna move over, Gunna. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.200 Big Draco was the first rapper to make snitching swaggy 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:57.480 as fuck you goddamn right here is doing it first. Baby. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.560 I thought it was a beautiful anecdotal so your girlfriend, No, 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.160 it was, it was it was about secure. It's really 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:05.480 like enemy of the state too. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.680 Yeah, he was like, I got you, I got you, 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.000 big government, big Draco, Big Draco taking care of you 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.160 from now on. Damn, I'll teach these niggas to talk 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:15.720 on the phone. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:20.639 I'll make them big government kissing you a public. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.079 I'm Langs think Herman. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.760 And I'm David Boy, and I want to say I 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.320 love that song. Yeah. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:34.320 No, Here's the thing is is Sojia Boy has often, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.720 very often gotten a lot of flak for being deserved. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:46.079 Oh deserved is saying she's boy person. But I'll say, 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.880 I'm I think he's done a lot more than we 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.120 like to give him credit for. I think he's a 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.760 pretty obnoxious guy. I think we can all agree on that. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:58.520 But but he's pretty He's contributed a lot more than 0:02:58.560 --> 0:02:59.399 we realized. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.760 And the htes are the hits. I mean, I remember 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.480 driving home from work, which would I had a girlfriend 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.600 to play kiss me through the phone too? You know 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:07.919 what that was? 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:12.600 Real time, and I'm sorry that happened to you yesterday. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:20.080 You know, I I pray to God that we fixed 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:20.880 it by tomorrow. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.760 No, no, I don't have a car anymore. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.400 Well, our guest today has already come out as an 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:32.800 anti soljiaboy officionado. I don't know what the right word 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.160 is to be anti something, but she she hates Soljia boy. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:38.560 But but I'll tell you this. She came with the 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.320 conspiracy theory that we're very excited about. She's she's lovely, 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:46.200 she's talented, she's a podcaster, specifically, you know her best 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:50.080 from her podcast Black People Love Paramore. And we're so 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.400 happy she's here with us today. Please give it up 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:56.280 for Sequoya Home City Bar City Bar. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.240 Yeah, I was excited to be on. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:06.400 We're so excited to have you. You came with the 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:11.480 conspiracy theory that I would say, if I'm being careful 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:17.200 in my verbiage, probably falls closer to like old wives tale, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:23.320 like you know, sort of like the pre internet conspiracy 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.279 theory language that we often use. But I do think 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.840 has hit a pretty major resurgence in recent years that 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:36.719 that I'm excited about. But you said, my mama told me. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:41.040 If you buy your romantic partner shoes, they'll walk out 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:41.599 of your life. 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:46.000 Right. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.240 My mama did tell us everything. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:48.960 Tell me that. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.000 You know, I was really proud of this one because 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.400 I'm looking on the internet and I was like, no, 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.560 because my mom has definitely said some wild shit to 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.400 me before. What does she be saying, Yeah, I came 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.760 up with this on I was like, yes, absolutely, this 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.839 lady has absolutely said don't buy no nigga no shoes 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.760 because them the shoes that he is going to leave 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.760 the door when he leaves. I said, wow, And guess 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:16.640 what I have never done, never bought a nigga no shoes. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:20.360 Sound never once going to make sure I never brought. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.840 You're already lying scratching at one time. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:28.440 I would hate to go look at Garrett's wardrobe of 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.440 shoes and be like, damn, I did buy him right there. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.480 Yeah, yeah, so I don't know. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.560 He's a very trendy guy. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.680 So you you're saying you've never to your to your recollection, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.799 you've never once bought a man shoes, So it sounds 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.719 as if you're pretty bought in on this conspiracy theory. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.160 Oh yeah, I'm wall in on all of the old 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:54.640 wives tale superstitions that you hear about, especially ones that 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.520 involve niggas walking out the door. We're doing, We're doing 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.000 absolutely worry. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.240 It's like a surface area thing, like it's not so 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.760 much this specific thing as much as it's just a 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.600 common babe wow. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:11.680 If it's the one thing we're gonna do. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.880 Is leave, Also, don't buy the niggle pizza because you 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.680 might walk out the door like there's this baby girl. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.760 I was gonna go either way. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.159 I was gonna say, we want to be whole and 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.440 honest about it. My mom said, don't buy a nigga nothing. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.560 So I haven't got respect it respect. I haven't gone 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.240 that far. I just not buying shoes. I buy you 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.239 sign you'll. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:37.080 Buy I love something, but but shoes ain't it? Bor bory? 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:38.760 Where do you live in all of this? If you 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.760 receive shoes as a gift, did you leave immediately after? 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.480 Where does this happen? 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.360 My narrative like that, first. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.680 I assume you have a whole wall of sneeze. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.560 Yeah, but that's on the point left because I was 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.400 gonna leave. It wasn't because of the shoes. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.600 What you still have on when you left is the question? 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.359 Man, I was a one. I was broke. I was 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.320 a one pair of shoes at a time guy until 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:05.919 like four years ago. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.680 How do we go from you didn't have no girlfriend 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:12.120 to now you walking out with the shoes on. I 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:13.880 don't like it. I don't like it. That's why you 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:15.680 can't give me any things. I don't like it. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:20.120 I'm not gonna say that's not true. I feel personally 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.320 at TechEd, I know, But how do I feel about 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.560 this one? I think it's possible because I've also heard 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:28.280 this in relation to men and women. MM. Like my 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.720 homie Miaomie actually just brought this up the other day. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.000 He's from South Carolina, and he said his mom told 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:34.800 him the same thing about women. 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.040 Whoa that you can't buy a lady shoes because she 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:39.160 will to walk out. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:40.720 Yeah, I've never done for that. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.200 I've never never bought a woman's shoes. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.480 Oh, don't talk to me like I'm a fucking psychopath. Langston. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.560 I'm second that. 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.040 I second that insertion. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:54.920 Yeah you felt it right? 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:59.160 My second what Langston said. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:04.360 I'm not buying the dumb dumb had a friend. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.680 We're all the same behaviors. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:14.720 I have bought shoes for women, but I've also lost women, 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.840 So you know, I don't know that. I don't know 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:19.840 that it was the best behavior I could have, you 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.239 know what I mean, Like they could have been the 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.360 beginning of my downfall. Who knows. 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.840 It wasn't the first thing you bought her though, right, 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:27.840 it was not. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:29.680 The first thing. I'm not a I'm not a simp. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.440 I I you know you're acting like I put that 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.200 on you. I was just asking a question. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.720 I know there are stages to like normal gifts unless 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:42.240 you are fucking drake, and shoes ain't the first thing 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:43.200 you buy somebody. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:47.480 I think, Wow, shoes are Drake level for me. 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.040 Yeah. That that that feels like I might as well 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.239 pop a half of zand. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.200 It's like some bands or something you nothing crazy like 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.800 bust of Vans. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:08.280 Yeah, it feels like I'm making bold choices for your 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.040 future in a way that that I have to know 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.760 you better than than on some like third date ship, 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:18.080 you know what I mean. Like I'm telling you what 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:22.720 you're going to wear. That's that's a big step. 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:28.480 You put up shoe money for an experience, That's like no, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:32.040 I meant more like I spend a shoes amount of 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:37.040 money on an experience, But like buying the specific shoes 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:41.839 does feel very I don't know presumptuous is a way, 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.840 but it does. It's like heavy, it's it's weighted for sure. 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.479 Let me let me ask how far this reaches for you, Sequoia, 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.359 are you like no, I will not help you acquire 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.000 shoes in any form. If we go bowling, you will 0:09:56.040 --> 0:10:01.280 pay for your own shoes that are are clearly used 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:02.880 and returned immediately after. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:07.160 I mean, I'll help you with the bowling shoes because 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.520 my assumption is that you're not finna walk out the 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:10.240 bowling alley. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.040 I'm sure in the bowling shoes. You know so well, 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.480 the baby girl, you're a fool. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.120 Get you And that's my part, you know, because I 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.680 might as well help you with the bowler shoes. 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:23.439 You might walk out. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.280 I don't know, we'll see, but I will say I 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:29.640 have accepted several pairs of shoes. I have been bought shoes, 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.240 you know, multiple times. I have walked out sometimes in 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:37.000 said shoes, but but not you know, as of late. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.120 So I think we're okay. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.000 You know the myth. I don't know we're okay right now? 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:46.080 Sure in your current relationship, and we we both know 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:51.800 your your person, your partner in your current relationship. Have 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:53.840 you received shoes as a gift? 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:59.800 I have. I have received a lot of shoes. Actually, Okay, yeah, 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:01.880 I think that might be the primary thing that. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:02.720 He gets my boy. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:09.080 All right, See that's a good trick. He's like, if 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.360 I got you too many shoes, you ain't gonna know 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:15.360 how to leave. You got to put something on leave ye, 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.120 these shoes gonna weigh you down. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.640 Keep it. Yeah, you gotta get a new bag for 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:21.920 the shoes. It's old thing. 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.280 But he's a sneakerhead, kind of like a very quiet 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:25.920 sneaker head. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.360 So he likes shoes a lot. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:29.760 And when I told him I wanted to get my 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.680 sneaker game up, he just bought me like a few 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.800 pairs of shoes that he thought would be good to do. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:38.560 That I got you. He really invested in your future 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.280 as as a missus sneaker head. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.920 I got you. Okay. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:49.559 So so you buy into this and immediately did at 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.240 any point where you like, no, Mom, did this is 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.440 silly you old shut up? Or was this just from 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.040 day one? 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:56.800 I'm in. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:57.560 I'm in. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.440 You don't really have to tell me twice any superstition. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.800 I'm probably in you probably don't want me too much. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.079 So yeah, no, I was in pretty immediately. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.120 Hell yeah, and my mom is black. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.200 I would never say that to her. That lady would 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.280 beat me up if anything like that. 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.520 Hey, you don't believe something that your mom says to 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.199 all right? No, I don't know. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:18.839 If I don't believe it, I got to not believe 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.839 it by her first name? 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:22.800 What else am I doing? 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:25.960 I'll be honest, guys, I'm thirty six. There's a whole 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.240 bunch of stuff I know my mom was real wrong 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.360 about at this point. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.560 I'm not. I mean, you're saying that now, but she's 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:32.400 not here. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:39.760 Right that the podcast? Yeah no, if you were a guest, 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.040 i'd I'd bite my tongue exactly. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.839 But then when she myself I'll be talking again. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:52.920 There you go, Ory, is this something your mother ever communicated? 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.440 Was this around the Sierra Leone conspiracy world? 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.840 No? Ours are really magic based. So no, I was 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.600 trying to think of anything even. I mean, my mom 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.480 has told me watch the way you get her, because 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.640 that might be how you lose her. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:13.520 Definitely, and that and that has rang true pretty my 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:14.679 time my life. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.720 A few times, I feel like pimp talk. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.760 It's a complicated backstory on Miss Sarah. Yes, hears on 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.720 accounting for but uh but no, as far as the 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:31.080 specific the specific specifty of the specificity of the shoes, no, 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.640 I never got it, but I have. I've heard it 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.040 enough that like it also seems like a timing thing, right, Like, 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.560 because in my head, I'm like, if I'm buying shoes, 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:46.679 I'm either super committed and it's going really well or 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:51.559 I'm trying to like fix the sinking ship. Right yeah, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.960 So that's like if that's the last ship I bought her. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.880 I bought her that a week ago, two weeks ago, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.760 and she she was because she was wearing them because 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:58.679 she just got them. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.439 That does feel like it could fall under Like save 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.959 us asked gifts, you know what I mean, I get 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.560 some salvage ship where it's like this isn't going well, 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:13.000 but we all agree shoes are nice, Yeah, real. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.559 Shoes, not like up tempos. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:20.120 I'm not like, yeah, okay, I have a friend whose 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.160 relationship was not going well and that nigga started looking 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.560 at engagement rings. So I know. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:35.040 That's a dumb dumb he's wrong. I don't think you. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.880 I don't think you commit for the rest of your 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.200 life to some ship that's already not pleasant at home. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:45.440 You know what I mean? Now, you're very right, double down. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.640 That's that's fucking insane. What did he also take the 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.120 condom off? You idiot? 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.600 What are you doing? 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:54.840 Yeah? 0:14:55.520 --> 0:15:00.160 The reverse parent trap reverse. I don't recall what that 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:00.880 movie was about. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.800 I think it was about Lindsay Lohan being her healthiest self. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:08.600 You know, very much mistook it then, Yeah, I think 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.800 that was that was just a nice young lady who 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:18.480 wasn't yet jaded and or scarred from a fucked up industry. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:23.760 And also Liam Neeson's wife. Really, yeah, it wasn't the 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:28.320 British mom. Wasn't that Neeson's wife who died. I think 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.480 she died in a very pretty tragic way. I think 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.200 she got hit. She was like on a skiing accident, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.640 hit her head, and then like they had like looked 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.560 at her and ship and she was fine, and then 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:46.000 like hours later died from like concussion, you know, bleeding 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.040 inside and ship. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:48.000 Oh my god. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:56.560 Yeah, sorry to bring the mood down, but you can't 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.320 do that. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.440 Another conspiracy that's out. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.520 I love that. This is why you can't go skin 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:11.720 because Liam Neeson's wife was murder. Yah, Sonny Bono hit 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:17.240 a tree and he died from from skin. A lot 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:18.400 of scan deaths. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.920 Apparently it's dangerous. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:26.200 It is so so sequoia. Given the fact that you 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.440 have received shoes in your relationship, given the fact that 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:34.040 you presumably are in a happy, healthy situation, does that 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.480 in any way change your perspective on the possibility of 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:41.760 buying my man, who is a sneaker head, some some shoes, 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.360 get my man some kicks. Is the question will you 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:44.640 do it? 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.880 I buy my man plenty of things. 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.160 Plenty of things, Okay. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.840 I would also say he's very personnicity when it comes 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:58.680 to his so as far as buying him something that 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.840 he's gonna wear on his body, the likelihood that he 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:05.000 likes it is a real crap shoot. So it doesn't 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.480 make sense to take a risk on this superstition, this 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.960 conspiracy that I'm already believe in. When the likelihood that 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.840 he wears him is this much anyways, and on top 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.600 of that, that might be the time he wears him 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.159 to walk out the door, it doesn't make it. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:19.800 Damn No, I wouldn't do that. 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.879 Damn Well. First of all, if my wife called me 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:26.000 person nakedy, I would leave, uh. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:36.400 You even those red bandy I am done and I'm 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.480 thinking Rick and Morty collapse with. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.280 You got me fucked up? 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:45.160 He's a virgo. 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.520 I know that doesn't mean anything to y'all. Maybe I 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:47.840 don't know. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:49.720 Yeah, yeah don't. 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:53.879 Yeah, we don't here at the podcast, we don't particularly 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:58.800 subscribe to uh the Sky Devil Magic Week. We mostly 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.160 we mostly even the tangible shit. 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:05.800 So y'all have a podcast about conspiracy theories and superstitious 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.560 and astrology. Is where you draw the line? 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:12.679 Yeah, yeah, I know it's crazy, right, We're aware that 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.560 it's hypocritical. I'm not like you know. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.679 Dead So so you're not going to be buying him 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.800 any shoes. You are still going to to gift him 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:25.240 in other ways that that's all fine. Do you feel 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.440 like this is a conspiracy you need to be spreading 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:32.240 across other platforms? Are you trying to tell every woman 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:36.840 you know not to subscribe to to buying shoes? 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.399 As I watched. 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:43.920 The girlies and the gays be left left and right, 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:46.760 I feel like this is the ministry that I need 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:48.880 to spread as far and why do I can possibly 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:52.080 get it? Stop letting these niggas walk out in the 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:53.520 ship that you bought in the shoe. 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:54.600 Damn, don't buy it. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:56.360 That's how you that's just how you get in front 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:57.640 of it. Don't buy it. 0:18:57.640 --> 0:18:58.160 You'd be good. 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.520 This is this is also a rare one for us 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.159 in that you said you have walked out in the 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:06.480 shoes that you've been bought right. Wow, So that's like 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.360 that's a lot of times these conspiracies are just theories. 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:14.160 But you have, like you have hard fight you're living now. 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:19.040 I will say I've walked out in some Another another instance, 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.119 the man asked for the shoes back to be mailed 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:23.639 back to his address. 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:28.960 Whoa mailed from his address? 0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:30.960 I gave him back? I did? 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:31.760 I did. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:32.320 I didn't want to. 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.680 I didn't want to hear the mouth. I didn't want 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:37.320 no confusion. This is a wrap you can take your 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:40.880 shoes back to. Don't need them either, Damn I didn't first. 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:43.879 Well, I didn't even know you could do that. 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:46.400 This is what we need to be talking about as 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:49.359 far as like influential things on this podcast. 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.640 Fellas wake Up. You can ask for stuff back. 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.400 I hope he's a mayor at least because it sounds like. 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:01.800 Is this renaissance man. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:03.280 It was just renegade. 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:07.360 He was just he was just hurt. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:11.240 You know, he was. 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:11.919 Mad at you. 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:16.400 He was all mad. That's also difference. Did he ask 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:18.800 you be a text or email to send the shoes back? 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.320 He texted me email email. 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:30.800 You even know you could do that, like back in 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:35.280 the text message, but you knew it's that dressed. I assume, Yeah, I. 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:37.160 Sent him the shoes back. Yeah, I went to the 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:40.120 USBs who shipped them on paym all low. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.480 And these were I have to assume these were pretty 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.320 nice shoes. If he if he made a point of this. 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:49.560 They were Hirachis. I was also like the time, so yeah, 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:52.040 that was nice Sport twenty. 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.199 One right right, right, right right. 0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:56.720 We were playing a different game back. 0:20:56.520 --> 0:21:00.359 Then, I guess yeah, And it was for I did 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:00.680 like them. 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.560 Yeah, what color were they? 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:03.440 They were? 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:06.600 They have like a they were customized from Nike I 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:10.320 do dot com and they had like a pink tone 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:14.240 area and some snake print on the on the outside 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:18.200 of the It was a whole whole seduce. 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.639 So he went out of his way to give you 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:25.359 custom Haurachis and then was like, I'm keeping these just 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.080 out of because he can't give them. Well, maybe he can. 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:34.000 Maybe this hero uh those chis from lady to lady. 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:37.119 Maybe this sounds fucked up, But do you still have 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:39.520 his number? Because maybe I could. I'd like to. 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:45.480