Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
Speaker 1: minutes after, It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
Speaker 1: caught on camera, cat camera just a little bit. But
Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for us? Nap? Well,
Speaker 1: what you want? How you want? Well, we know it's
Speaker 1: gonna be stupid, so they got that. How do you
Speaker 1: want it? How does it feel coming up? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: The book a Tupac Book a Tupac Living in the
Speaker 1: fast Lane. I'm for real, all right, We're gonna turn
Speaker 1: to the Book of Ignorance. Verse five reads, your baby
Speaker 1: got my baby's name. That is the Book of Ignorance.
Speaker 1: Top to five, verse four jur It says, your baby
Speaker 1: got my baby's name. All right, stay with me if
Speaker 1: you would, cat dog, We're gonna run that. Thank you. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Patricia, Patricia? Who is it?
Speaker 1: How you're doing? Listen? Um? My name is Floyd. Floyd.
Speaker 1: I want to give you a call. Your your daughter,
Speaker 1: she all teens middle school? Right again? Floyd? Okay, what
Speaker 1: can I just like, Well, like I said, your your
Speaker 1: your daughter, she goes she do go to middle school.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, okay, Now her name, her name is Dereka. Okay,
Speaker 1: well no, no, no, not nothing wrong. I mean, don't
Speaker 1: I don't mean the along You're nothing like that. But
Speaker 1: let me see. Well here's the situation. My daughter actually
Speaker 1: goes to middle school along along with with your daughter.
Speaker 1: And it's it's a bit of a problem that that
Speaker 1: that has arisen that me and my wife just found
Speaker 1: out about you, Derek and your baby in in some
Speaker 1: kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I think with nobody at that school,
Speaker 1: she don't mess with nobody. She owned the honor roll
Speaker 1: and everything. I don't have no problems out of Dereka. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't let me know. Let me tell you, miss Patricia,
Speaker 1: what the problem. And see, my daughter name is Dereka.
Speaker 1: So and it just blew me and my wife away
Speaker 1: that it was another Dereka that went to school. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know too many Derecas. That's a unique name.
Speaker 1: That's cute, okay, right right, Well here's the problem me
Speaker 1: and my wife actually, you know, when it was time
Speaker 1: to name my child, we thought we was really picking
Speaker 1: a name that nobody would have a tick out for
Speaker 1: their daughter and to have another Dereka in the school.
Speaker 1: That blew us away. And I guess the real reason
Speaker 1: why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia. See if, if,
Speaker 1: if there's something maybe we can work out, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe be um like your Dea does middle name or nicknames,
Speaker 1: she can be called by inopposed to both of them
Speaker 1: being Derek. You want I try to be the only
Speaker 1: one with this name? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Now
Speaker 1: you're calling me and you're asking me to change my
Speaker 1: baby's name. Well, I mean you you ain't really gotta
Speaker 1: legally change I mean, but just start calling us something else,
Speaker 1: you know? No, no, wait a minute, say what you
Speaker 1: naming police or something? Do you know how many ants
Speaker 1: and Louis's and Patricia's out there? What if I asked
Speaker 1: everything in the United States to change their name from Patricia?
Speaker 1: You know how crazy that is? And I understand that
Speaker 1: you must be on drugs. Not what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say is you know this this is something that we
Speaker 1: really have. Our baby girl was this name and we
Speaker 1: didn't want nobody else to have this. So does your
Speaker 1: Dereka have a middle name? She can? You know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling your name,
Speaker 1: your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.
Speaker 1: Is you change y'all? Y'all change y'all baby name at
Speaker 1: the I'm not calling I'm not calling my then. I
Speaker 1: don't give me what you call it, but I'm not
Speaker 1: changing my baby name. Hey, look, okay, look, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to call you and hand looks like adults, you know,
Speaker 1: but you're seen to see you're gonna push my fund
Speaker 1: and they take me to another level? What is me?
Speaker 1: You ain't calling me trying to handle us. He doesn't
Speaker 1: ask me to change my baby name. Called my baby
Speaker 1: something else at the school, cause y'all want your baby
Speaker 1: name to be Derek and the only Derek in the school.
Speaker 1: You know how many other kids at the damn school
Speaker 1: got the same name. I understand that, but for my
Speaker 1: baby girl, it ain't schools to be like that. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'm fall up and go baby girl, ain't your wife,
Speaker 1: But you know I'm not changing my baby damn name.
Speaker 1: Y'all call y'all baby du know. What I'm trying to
Speaker 1: do is get it rectrified that we can call you.
Speaker 1: Get my phone number. I know that school ain't give
Speaker 1: you my number. I got your num. Don't worry about
Speaker 1: how I got it. The problem is that what we're
Speaker 1: talking about right now? If can we what can we
Speaker 1: start calling your child? I don't give it. I know
Speaker 1: that school ain't called you my damn number. Let's to mail.
Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do is thing out. What can
Speaker 1: we start calling your daughter Dana cutting that she's been
Speaker 1: doing called you, and you're right, I need to go
Speaker 1: down to the statistics office and get tar there of
Speaker 1: the name. I kind you have something of the kind
Speaker 1: of name behind, but more day to keep the same
Speaker 1: day name. Let's explain something of you. I've been trying
Speaker 1: to be calm with you even now. Shall but if
Speaker 1: you are firing something else to call on and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go, I'm gonna get all that. You know the number?
Speaker 1: How do you get my not? Don't worry about how
Speaker 1: I got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you. If you don't find another name, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start getting the kids to call your daughter something else.
Speaker 1: You get him to call my daddy starting I try
Speaker 1: to start with an everybody who called my babby stopping
Speaker 1: next you're trying to change your baby name. I want
Speaker 1: my baby the name to beat the Dereka up here.
Speaker 1: Get him extremely. My princess is supposed to be the
Speaker 1: only one named Dereka. Had a chain calling your baby,
Speaker 1: stopping else at the school. I'm going out of these
Speaker 1: kids starting tomorrow calling your daughter. I'm I'm not staying
Speaker 1: on the story with you like this number. Hang up off,
Speaker 1: my phoney, don't come. Let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 1: You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. What this is, Nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Hobbit Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Give her little girl. Got ain't prank me
Speaker 1: on this. I'm so sorry. You are first sorry. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her your friend. God you baby, that
Speaker 1: is the story. You've got my nerves bad this morning,
Speaker 1: Loring have mercy. Lord, I gotta kiss my friend. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling, what
Speaker 1: is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 1: radio in the land, Steve Hart the Morning Show. I
Speaker 1: listen to y'all every morning crazy. Y'all crazy, and Lord
Speaker 1: have mercy. Y'all got my blood pressure. But I love y'all.
Speaker 1: I listened to y'all show every morning. Lord Henry, they
Speaker 1: find the Lord at the end. Oh no, y'all got
Speaker 1: my pressure calling. I want my baby to be the
Speaker 1: only derriker in the school. You understand that called your
Speaker 1: baby something else in here. I wish Jeff would have
Speaker 1: came in. I'd have lit it. I'd let Jeff butt up.
Speaker 1: If you part two, come on in here, jump and
Speaker 1: get some of this. I got your wife going through.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, Jill, come on, come on. Huntsville
Speaker 1: February What teing Up twelve the NEP you've come to town?
Speaker 1: What stand up Live Comedy Club? Stand Up Live Comic Club, Huntsville, Alabama,
Speaker 1: februiteere ten, level twelve. I will be there, Okay, tickets
Speaker 1: don't see her right now. Stupid is on the way,
Speaker 1: just as just as stupid as just prank wood. Multiply
Speaker 1: that by twenty. That's what you're gonna get out, your boy. Okay.
Speaker 1: I promise you coming in there to act a dog
Speaker 1: food star native food. That's what my daddy used to say,
Speaker 1: or Star Native Food. I don't know what that meant,
Speaker 1: and I still don't know what that means. Just acting
Speaker 1: a star Naedi Food on there. That's cool. That's what
Speaker 1: you did today. That's what I'm gonna do in hunts By.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna act a star Native Food. Five shows, two
Speaker 1: on one on Thursday to Friday to Saturday. Back on
Speaker 1: the plane on Sunday, Super Bowl, super Game or whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call it. Sunday Nay, Okay, everybody comes.
Speaker 1: Is everybody comfortable with my stupid That's all I wanted
Speaker 1: you keep it? Yeah, as long as you claim it
Speaker 1: and keep it. I know, don't nobody on this show
Speaker 1: won't none. I know that. Coming up next it is
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letters subjects caught on camera. We'll get into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show.