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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. And what do you get when

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Speaker 1: you mix a business lunch with a reformed frat boy

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Speaker 1: from England who hasn't had a drink in almost a year.

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Speaker 1: You get drunken lunch in with English Evan and Alex Fresh.

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Speaker 1: I'll set the scene for you, Okay. Recently the show

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Speaker 1: spent a week in La having meetings with all types

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Speaker 1: of corporate big wigs, and against our better judgment, we

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Speaker 1: took English Evan with us. This was his first time

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Speaker 1: doing anything like this, so we figured what a great

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Speaker 1: learning experience. What we ended up with though so variety.

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Speaker 1: This is his first long Island iced tea in six months.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. So we sat down for a lunch

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Speaker 1: and everybody or drinks at the table and English Evan

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Speaker 1: was like, no, I don't drink. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: he'll take a long Island iced tea. It's the long

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Speaker 1: Islan nice tea showed up, ye, and that's when things

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Speaker 1: got no problem drinking. It didn't even really drink it,

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Speaker 1: he shoved it. I straight up jugged English. That's what

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Speaker 1: we do. It is what we do. It's I thought

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Speaker 1: English people chugged beer, not long any alcohol. Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 1: chugging a long islandized tea, which is a mix of

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Speaker 1: about seventeen different alcohols, is opening up the door for

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Speaker 1: something awesome or something extremely awkward to happen. The next

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Speaker 1: clip happened later in the drunken luncheon, way later after

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Speaker 1: he had already chugged I think about four or five

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Speaker 1: at this point. I'll just give you an example though,

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Speaker 1: our executive producer Bread, and our agent, agent Eric Yes,

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Speaker 1: all getting together after a meeting with Bob Pittman, who's

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Speaker 1: one of the biggest executives in the entertainment industry. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know who he is, he's the guy who

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Speaker 1: created MTV. He like created it, Yes, and about a

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Speaker 1: hundred other businesses that you know. And what you're about

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Speaker 1: to hear right now is Evan telling agent Eric that

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Speaker 1: he did a great job, not by saying it, but

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Speaker 1: by slapping him on the butt thank you, right after

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Speaker 1: our executive producer got done saying no touching. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he did it. He slapped him. And speaking of solidifying

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Speaker 1: that relationship, we did find out that English even likes

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Speaker 1: agent Eric a lot. I'm a goldfishing. What Eric, I'm

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Speaker 1: a quite goldfish's will business a whale whale. Everyone tries

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Speaker 1: to land Everyone tries to land the whale, whether it's casinos, asians. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but guess what, Eric also tried to land my whale

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Speaker 1: when that was a Thursday night, And it was a

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Speaker 1: Thursday night specific And that didn't even stop English even

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Speaker 1: from drunkenly trying to secure his own side deal literally

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Speaker 1: representing the big people. But I'm willing to take you on,

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Speaker 1: you know, thank you to signing new client. No smoothish

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Speaker 1: big fish. And I told him I would not find

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Speaker 1: a single other. No no, no, no, no, no no no no.

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Speaker 1: I'm a trout. I'm a trou a trophy trout, flounders

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Speaker 1: more outprom What are these guys like, huh we're talking well, hey,

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Speaker 1: leak out of the fish someone, we're talking goldfish. So

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Speaker 1: that's where we're heading from him. Let me sleep on,

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Speaker 1: sleep on it, get back to meet, back to him.

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Speaker 1: Let us trying to throw us under the mark stage.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, I'm a big trout, I need a

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Speaker 1: small fish. Yes, I screw these guys right here. Let

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Speaker 1: evan delicious how monotoned Eric's voices is where he's like, Evan,

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Speaker 1: just shut up, to shut your mouth. Even so far,

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Speaker 1: English Evan has started the lunch by chugging a Long

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Speaker 1: Island iced tea, followed by a bunch more drinks, and

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Speaker 1: has already tried to cut Alex and myself out of

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Speaker 1: the show's sexually harassed. Asked to agent Eric Erics, the

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Speaker 1: man is Evan done? Of course not. He let us

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Speaker 1: all know what he really thinks of us, and also

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Speaker 1: gave some candid thoughts about the CEO of the company earlier.

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Speaker 1: You guys, I don't know hope he remembers it, but

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Speaker 1: we will play those clips for you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if we should, but we're going to play. Going to

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Speaker 1: come back and you'll hear the rest of the title

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Speaker 1: of It is Drunken Luncheon with Alex Fresh and English Evan,

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Speaker 1: except Alex doesn't drink on the even. Okay, we'll do

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Speaker 1: the rest and next Welcome back to another episode of

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Speaker 1: Drinking with the English Evans. Okay, we're on drink number

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Speaker 1: with English Evan and Alex Fresh. It's Drunken Luncheon with

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Speaker 1: the Oven Show, right in the middle of a very

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Speaker 1: revealed that he slept with our agent, Agent Eric. It

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Speaker 1: with children? That was news to him, but sorry to us,

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Speaker 1: so slapped him on the butt. Yeah, we met with

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Speaker 1: him right before this lunch. It was a big week

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Speaker 1: before we get to what Evan thought of everybody and

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Speaker 1: Bob Pittman, Evan continued to press Agent Eric for his

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Speaker 1: own deal, a deal for what. We don't know. But

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Speaker 1: world to Agent Eric and then challenging to arm wrestle him.

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Speaker 1: See if you can figure out what English Evan's talking about.

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Speaker 1: So like IM all right, that's high five Dajan Eric

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Speaker 1: and then just wouldn't let go of his hand. The

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Speaker 1: video again, you could check it out at the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And just to remind you, we had just had a

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Speaker 1: big meeting with Bob Pittman, the CEO of the company,

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Speaker 1: and during the meeting, Evan didn't say much at all.

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Speaker 1: I did leave him with one joke. Well yes, and

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Speaker 1: you'll hear that in a second, when mister Pittman asked,

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Speaker 1: is there anything that the company can do for you guys?

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Speaker 1: The only time Evan spoke during that whole meeting was

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Speaker 1: to the studio. I mean, he's not wrong, he's not. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it broke the tension in the room. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because I couldn't tell if mister Pittman thought it was

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Speaker 1: a joke or not. But Evan wasn't a joke really. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But at this point in the lunch, Evan now had

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Speaker 1: about something. He's like, I got more to say to

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Speaker 1: Name is Bob him? His name's Bob. That's what people

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Speaker 1: Now that he's drugs? You want to challenge m to fight?

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Speaker 1: Where is that Bobby guy? I want to talk to

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Speaker 1: man just target. He just looks up. He's just like,

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Speaker 1: where's Bobby? Remember that joke? I married one? I don't

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Speaker 1: It's not a joke though. That was a joke. That

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Speaker 1: he guess that was a joke. Eric, just out of nowhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's right. I know it's a CEO, but yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Real it's because he didn't pick up my joke, is

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The guy that started MTV and as

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Speaker 1: other businesses that are huge. What does he know? Oh, gosh,

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Speaker 1: I hope I have a job after like, yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: a digital company. The Juble Show, you know, Eric's the

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Speaker 1: whatever Eric does. Eric, if you want to cool it

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Speaker 1: the show. He has like nine names and then Jel

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Speaker 1: very troubled childhood. Alex we did ask for this, what

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Speaker 1: is it? What is Alex? Well? He was very easy.

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Speaker 1: It was one time when yeah, very easy, easy, I

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Speaker 1: And the voice of my head was like, shut up,

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Speaker 1: shut up? And how did our first ever drunken luncheon

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Speaker 1: Alex doesn't. Almost got it? Did I get it? Wasn't it? Nah?

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Speaker 1: It was a little bit. It's a drunken luncheon with

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and in English Evan except Alex doesn't drink

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Speaker 1: How did it end? Like you would think it would

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Speaker 1: What'scone you? Yeah? I'm sorry, I know something he got

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Speaker 1: Do you know what's funny? Though? I've been cut off

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Speaker 1: so many times when I drink. This is what happens.

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Speaker 1: And I'm proud of you English Evan. And the next

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Speaker 1: make sure to have you get a few drinks in

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Speaker 1: you before it breaks up to Kila. All right, text

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Speaker 1: I think we should. I think we absolutely, It's the

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