Speaker 1: Second date up dated when I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 1: This is true.
Speaker 2: I recorded an original song called reach for the Sky,
Speaker 2: which one the sky.
Speaker 3: I can't believe we've gotten to a point where you
Speaker 3: willingly playing this.
Speaker 2: It's dead last on iTunes currently. But the thing is,
Speaker 2: the underlying message of this song is, no matter what
Speaker 2: you do in life, you should aim high, shoot for
Speaker 2: the stars, even if you're a weird, little sheltered Jewish boy.
Speaker 1: What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 3: I wish we could just hear more of it without
Speaker 3: us talking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Good thing is, even though that mantra didn't really work
Speaker 2: out so well for me because here I am in
Speaker 2: the dying industry of terrestrial radio. Luckily it did work
Speaker 2: for one of our listeners named Brett, who says he
Speaker 2: shot for the moon in his dating life and it
Speaker 2: may have actually worked out for him.
Speaker 1: So let's let's talk to him right now. Brett. How's
Speaker 1: it going, man?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up? Guys?
Speaker 2: Oh man, you've been young Jeffrey Fan were single years
Speaker 2: ago and now you're reaching.
Speaker 1: For the stars or what?
Speaker 3: He's the one person that downloads.
Speaker 1: But then immediately defoish.
Speaker 4: It's all right, dude, I got respect. Like, it's true,
Speaker 4: like I do, like I shoot for the moon, like
Speaker 4: I'm always looking for the best for the stars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that mean in your dating life?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I mean, you know, Like so when
Speaker 4: I'm dating, like, I love the challenge of trying to
Speaker 4: get with somebody that's just completely beautiful, knowing that like
Speaker 4: I don't really deserve them.
Speaker 1: Well, tell us about the challenging woman that you met.
Speaker 4: Our names Hannah, and I matched a ten.
Speaker 1: Like, good for you. How do you? How do you
Speaker 1: land a ten? What was your secret?
Speaker 4: Well, it's almost like you know, so I go into
Speaker 4: like my laboratory and just.
Speaker 3: Like last okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so I'm like, I try to be witty
Speaker 4: with her. I make some jokes and I guess the
Speaker 4: term is courting. But like with somebody who's that gorgeous,
Speaker 4: it's worth it to work for her attention.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's worth it for anyone that
Speaker 5: you're interested in. It doesn't have to be only worth
Speaker 5: it for tens.
Speaker 3: But okay, so.
Speaker 1: It sounds like attention.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you used some like witty, interesting humor
Speaker 2: on her and that got her attention.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like she did respond with me, but it
Speaker 4: was kind of hit or miss. I wasn't always getting
Speaker 4: a response from her. And granted I was a little
Speaker 4: corny sometimes, but like I was genuine.
Speaker 3: Oh, give us an example. Can I hear an example
Speaker 3: of something you would have said to her?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it just wants to be sweet talked round.
Speaker 4: I told her that she had pretty eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh man, a lot. Where's the funny part that come
Speaker 1: from your laboratory?
Speaker 3: It's not mixing with a lot of chemicals.
Speaker 4: Well, so like I send her a gift of like
Speaker 4: Steve Vashimi.
Speaker 1: That is actually funny. Okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: So finally, like we get to the point where I'm like, okay, hey,
Speaker 4: you and me dinner Saturday night? Right?
Speaker 3: Did it happen?
Speaker 4: And you know, I'm sitting there kind of like waiting
Speaker 4: a while, and it's just after a while she's just
Speaker 4: like no, oh turns down. What I Well, I was
Speaker 4: back to my laboratory. And then like you're like thirty minutes,
Speaker 4: I get another text. She says no, Sunday six pm.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, okay, heya, So she said no, but
Speaker 5: then she said yes, she's trying to be funny.
Speaker 4: She said no to Saturday, and then half an hour
Speaker 4: later she said, I can do Sunday.
Speaker 5: There we go, not quite worthy of a Saturday night,
Speaker 5: but that's you know, you're getting your foot in the door.
Speaker 1: Date is a date. So what did you end up doing?
Speaker 4: Well? So I said, all right, so sushi, okay, all right?
Speaker 4: And then she responds like immediately like, no, okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, did she give a suggestion or do you just
Speaker 5: have to keep going down the list of different foods?
Speaker 4: No? But half an hour later, another half an hour later,
Speaker 4: she suggests the place that's by her apartment.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's just bossing you around telling you whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3: It's a power move for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you ended up going out to a restaurant.
Speaker 4: Yes, we did?
Speaker 3: What was that like?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: So, like I was so nervous that I got there
Speaker 4: like half an hour early, and I had them like
Speaker 4: set up the whole table because like I wanted everything
Speaker 4: to like look perfect. When she got there and she
Speaker 4: comes in, she so she like does not disappoint. She
Speaker 4: is every bit of amazing as she looks in her pictures.
Speaker 3: And great conversation. She only says no, yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, she walks in and I greet her with the
Speaker 4: table and everything, and she says we need to move
Speaker 4: the table, that she can't sit there.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 2: Wow, you specifically chose the best table in the house,
Speaker 2: didn't you.
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: I thought I did, but she had her reasons. I
Speaker 4: guess I don't. I don't know. I just wanted to
Speaker 4: make her comfortable, so I was like, no problem, we'll
Speaker 4: move the table. And I asked her if we could, like,
Speaker 4: you know, if they're getting everything together. I was like,
Speaker 4: you want to like get a drink or like get
Speaker 4: to know each other.
Speaker 3: And she's like, what you asked for?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the whole point now that we're on this date.
Speaker 2: Would you like to have a conversation, perhaps you have
Speaker 2: some food?
Speaker 5: Why she's gonna say no, She said, every other question
Speaker 5: you ever asked this woman, Why would you set yourself
Speaker 5: up for that?
Speaker 4: Well, she said that she'd feel more comfortable if we
Speaker 4: didn't start getting to know one another until we moved
Speaker 4: the table. So we just sort of sat there.
Speaker 3: And she think, she is, Wow, and you're attracted to
Speaker 3: this still.
Speaker 4: Right, she's she just looks so amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I don't know if your brain's working,
Speaker 5: but something's working in your decision making.
Speaker 4: So we got it. We got moved to another table. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she likes the corner spot, and you know, it's great.
Speaker 4: It didn't really last very long.
Speaker 3: Did you ever get to know each other at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to sense was there like an actual
Speaker 2: love connection, any type of bond at all, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Because it sounds like you just stared at her the whole.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, I'm not. I was trying really hard.
Speaker 4: As I was walking her out, I was like, I've
Speaker 4: got a surprise for you, like I have something for you,
Speaker 4: and she said, oh, I didn't realize I didn't see
Speaker 4: kidnapping me on your profile and.
Speaker 3: Is a joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was joking.
Speaker 3: I think, okay, okay, like kidnapping jokes. All right.
Speaker 1: Did you laugh at it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I tried to, Like I've been trying to laugh
Speaker 4: it off. But I had some flowers in my car
Speaker 4: I wanted to give her, and.
Speaker 3: She thought it was going to be zip ties and
Speaker 3: duct tape. That was probably a pleasant surprise the car.
Speaker 4: So I gave her some flowers and I asked her
Speaker 4: if I could walk her to her apartment and she
Speaker 4: said no, And I was like yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: Respect her boundaries, right, what can you do?
Speaker 4: Of course, I offered, So that's it. I tried to
Speaker 4: text her another date, and uh, that's all I got.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe that was your opportunity to actually kidnap her
Speaker 2: like she wanted.
Speaker 3: That's what we want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't want to unveil a mystery.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like she's just a typical girl. So
Speaker 1: maybe a nice free dinner. You seemed like a nice
Speaker 1: enough guy, and.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's trying to find love but you were a no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll find out and then you should be kidnapped her.
Speaker 1: But one of these answers is right. We're gonna call
Speaker 1: her and find out which one it is when we
Speaker 1: do your second date updates right after this second date update.
Speaker 1: A perfect ten. I don't know if i've ever seen
Speaker 1: one before.
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh, you're right, except when I look in the mirror,
Speaker 2: that is true.
Speaker 1: Thank you for.
Speaker 3: Pointing out this side of the room. Come on, you
Speaker 3: do the division.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine with division.
Speaker 2: Tens are rare, but they exist, and one of our listeners, Brett,
Speaker 2: says he actually matched with a perfect He actually matched
Speaker 2: with a perfect ten online and her name is Hannah.
Speaker 2: She's kind of a handful though, because she shot down
Speaker 2: pretty much every suggestion Brett had for their date, changed
Speaker 2: the time of it, the location, even made them move
Speaker 2: tables when they were at the restaurant, which might sound
Speaker 2: high maintenance for a nine or lower, but again, Hannah's
Speaker 2: a tent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the standard tens get what they want.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be nice to live in that world? Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 3: it really is nice to live in that world.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Brad.
Speaker 2: Before we get started, you said that you've been texting
Speaker 2: a little bit with Hannah, but it's been spotty. What's
Speaker 2: the nature of your text with her?
Speaker 4: I texted her, I've invited her bowling, I've invited her
Speaker 4: out to the bar, want to bowl.
Speaker 3: They don't break a nail exactly.
Speaker 4: But I've given options, you know, like I've expressed that
Speaker 4: I want to see her again and saying sometimes she
Speaker 4: gives me nose and sometimes it's nothing.
Speaker 5: So you're not misunderstanding that she's not interested. You're just
Speaker 5: hoping we can help you, I see.
Speaker 2: But the fact that she is still at least responding
Speaker 2: at all, I think that's a win.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to try the man thing to say.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to look at someone else be positive
Speaker 1: on this show. I guess it has to be me.
Speaker 1: So let's call this other ten and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. You're ready to do this, Brett, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 4: I'm thrilled. I haven't been blocked yet, but.
Speaker 1: After this, here you go. I'm dialing your number right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Hannah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, answer the phone.
Speaker 1: Really nice to talk to you right now. My name
Speaker 1: is Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Hannah.
Speaker 1: Those are some other people that are on the show,
Speaker 1: but the do you want to talk to is me.
Speaker 3: How are you doing, Hannah, I'm Jeff's assistant.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's up.
Speaker 2: Well, we're doing a really special segment that we only
Speaker 2: do for really special people like yourself. It's called a
Speaker 2: second Date Update, and we're looking to reconnect you with
Speaker 2: a really cool guy that you went out with recently
Speaker 2: named Brett.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you remember Brett? Hannah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Did he What kind of impression did he make on you?
Speaker 7: I don't understand why I would be calling you guys that.
Speaker 3: It's a good question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we spoke to Brett about your guys's date, and
Speaker 2: he had a lot of really nice things to say
Speaker 2: about you and said he had a good time. And
Speaker 2: he's been trying apparently to arrange a second meetup. And
Speaker 2: I'm sure whatever, whatever the reason is, it's not your fault.
Speaker 3: You think it's Brett's fault.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to I'm trying to guess. Panah, I'm
Speaker 2: on your side, is what I'm trying to say. No
Speaker 2: matter what you say, it's right.
Speaker 3: I mean, Bread's getting the vibes that maybe you don't
Speaker 3: want to go out again.
Speaker 1: Sound like a seven would say it.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, Yeah, I'm just like doing stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe that's great. Maybe you could do stuff with Brett.
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't want to do the type of stuff
Speaker 7: that he keeps asking me to do. Like he's texting
Speaker 7: me about bowling and I told him I hate bowling
Speaker 7: and she's just like still asking me to do that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do, okay or anything you like. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a good question, Alexis I.
Speaker 6: Like dinner but only because I have to?
Speaker 3: What do you mean only because you have to?
Speaker 7: You don't have to, Yeah, you have to eat it's
Speaker 7: an activity to live.
Speaker 2: Okay, if she had a choice, she would never have dinner.
Speaker 3: What would you do? What is there any say you
Speaker 3: find fun? It just sounds like you hate everything.
Speaker 6: I don't hate everything. I just don't like everything.
Speaker 5: Okay, a pessimist, Well, I think, don't call me that.
Speaker 3: Don't call you you don't like That's what a pessimist is.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 7: Here's my situation. I don't like activities in general, and
Speaker 7: I don't want to do that. So honestly, it's just like,
Speaker 7: if he wants to go out to eat, we can
Speaker 7: do that. But other than dinner, I'm really not interested
Speaker 7: in ask throwing or all that other dumb that he's
Speaker 7: text me about.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, so curious what.
Speaker 3: You do all day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds perfect. I think that that would be okay
Speaker 1: with Brett.
Speaker 2: He was just trying to figure out some fun stuff
Speaker 2: that you guys could do together.
Speaker 3: Take away fun, don't do fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wants to find some stuff.
Speaker 3: Not even stuff.
Speaker 1: He just wants to while you both don't enjoy it.
Speaker 6: You guys literally have any other questions for me? Because
Speaker 6: I have other.
Speaker 4: Stuff I do.
Speaker 1: A one more question?
Speaker 2: Would you like to talk to Brett, and the answer
Speaker 2: is yes, because he's on the other line.
Speaker 1: Right now, listening and wanting to say something.
Speaker 4: Brett. Yo, Hey, and it's Brett. Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 6: I'm trying, Brett? Why do you have these people calling me?
Speaker 4: No? Look, I just I really like you. I just
Speaker 4: heard a bit of what you said. I just what
Speaker 4: do you mean? Like you don't like to do activities?
Speaker 6: You don't mean it super clear? I'm okay, what's going
Speaker 6: out again? Honestly? We could do that. It's not a
Speaker 6: big deal. But I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1: God, he sounds perfect.
Speaker 3: Do you understand where Brett is? Maybe I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3: So what do you do?
Speaker 6: You just have that we can eat? But you know what, honestly,
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about going on a forty day fast. So
Speaker 6: you want to do?
Speaker 5: What could I?
Speaker 4: What would I? What do you want?
Speaker 6: Okay? Honestly, Brett, listen, I'm over dating at the moment.
Speaker 6: So if you've we don't want to do it again?
Speaker 6: Like that's fine too, Just no, like it's whatever I
Speaker 6: want to date you.
Speaker 4: I just like, so, like, do you want to just
Speaker 4: hang out and watch TV? Maybe? No?
Speaker 6: Listen, if you want to buy me dinner. I need
Speaker 6: to eat. Let's do that. We can. That's it, and
Speaker 6: no activity.
Speaker 2: But TV seemed like a good suggestion, Hannah. Like that,
Speaker 2: that's pretty much not doing anything right.
Speaker 6: TV is an activity and I already made clear I'm
Speaker 6: not interested in activities, right, Okay, why do you want to?
Speaker 3: I mean, literally, we no offense, Hannah. But you sound
Speaker 3: like one of the least interesting people in the entire
Speaker 3: We can find you a nice nine Brett. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 3: what are you going to offer in a relationship, Hannah.
Speaker 1: Hannah, I apologize for my co host over there. That's
Speaker 1: a six talking over there.
Speaker 2: She doesn't understand what it's like being elite, even with
Speaker 2: a ten.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a good personality, like what are
Speaker 3: you like?
Speaker 1: You're not You're a ten brooke. You don't have to
Speaker 1: be anything else.
Speaker 2: You just exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 3: It drops you by like half.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't really understand why you guys talk on
Speaker 6: nine tens and all these other numbers. But honestly, I
Speaker 6: really have to go, Brett, is there anything else?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, uh sput it out.
Speaker 6: Just stay with you, say, because I'm going to hang out.
Speaker 4: I want to go out with you again. We can
Speaker 4: eat dinner. I'll buy you dinner. We don't have to
Speaker 4: do anything like, just whatever, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: That was kind of sweet, wasn't it, Hannah.
Speaker 2: We'd like to pay for you guys to sit in
Speaker 2: the same vicinity and do nothing.
Speaker 1: Guys sit in the dark and just match each other's breathing.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm hanging.
Speaker 1: That's considered an activity.
Speaker 3: Hang it up. I think that was a yes from her, though.
Speaker 6: I think that was a yes only if he pays.
Speaker 6: He doesn't need your money.
Speaker 1: Not a charity, Brett, I get it. You got the
Speaker 1: bill on this, I got it.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 1: Well we did.
Speaker 3: This feels so wrong. There's a lot of other women
Speaker 3: out there. It's gonna be like a like a silence.
Speaker 3: Like I like soup. He likes soup. She doesn't like anything.
Speaker 1: Bro putting in her head. And she did like it.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't talk about it. I'm be careful. Eating soup
Speaker 1: is in activities dangerously
Speaker 3: Close brooking Jeffrey in the morning