Speaker 1: The second day.
Speaker 2: You know, Brooke always says there's nothing sexier than a
Speaker 2: subservient man who can admit these.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, him turned on right now.
Speaker 1: The more tears the better. Oh yeah, she definitely has
Speaker 1: a type.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm a little bit worried that she might
Speaker 2: fall in love with the listener who's asking for our
Speaker 2: help today.
Speaker 1: He openly admits he screwed up on his date.
Speaker 4: I do like a man who could admit that they're wrong.
Speaker 2: That's right, So, Charlie, fair warning, Brooke might try and
Speaker 2: steal you away from the lady that we're supposed to
Speaker 2: be calling here.
Speaker 1: But welcome to the show man, Charlie.
Speaker 5: Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 3: I mean I was gonna I was gonna go with Chuck,
Speaker 3: but I didn't know if we were there yet.
Speaker 1: We'll save that for a little bit later.
Speaker 2: But Charlie, we want to help you out. Tell us
Speaker 2: about the girl that you want us to call today.
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 5: Her name is Megan?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, it wasn't my name, but I mean, I
Speaker 3: guess where'd you meet Megan?
Speaker 4: I'm assuming a dating app?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, she's one of the apps. I feel
Speaker 5: like that's how everyone meets these days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I feel like it's a stupid question
Speaker 3: that we even ask anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we hit it off right away and had
Speaker 5: good conversation you know online. So then I asked her
Speaker 5: out and then yeah, I just at this point, I
Speaker 5: think I kind of screwed it up.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, so it's like the lead up, the talking
Speaker 1: was awesome. That's all good.
Speaker 2: So before we get to the really sexy part where
Speaker 2: you screwed up, first, tell us about what you ended
Speaker 2: up doing for your date.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I thought it would be fun. You know,
Speaker 5: we're both into Marvel movies. We were talking about that online,
Speaker 5: so I asked her if she wanted to go see one.
Speaker 4: Oh why is that? I mean, that's a great idea,
Speaker 4: especially when you're both fans.
Speaker 5: So she was like totally cool with it, and I
Speaker 5: asked her if I could pick her up, and she
Speaker 5: said that that was fine.
Speaker 1: She was to that.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you know it's still good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially, I mean, big sign of trust right from
Speaker 3: the beginning that she'd let you pick her up.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So then I drove there and like I'd planned on,
Speaker 5: you know, getting a drink with her before I thought,
Speaker 5: you know, i'd pick her up, we'd go for a drink.
Speaker 5: But then the parking lot really packed and everyone that
Speaker 5: there early wanted to see it. So, you know, the
Speaker 5: drink beforehand didn't really work out. That's why you got
Speaker 5: a car bar, dude, Come on, yeah, yeah, classic, Yeah,
Speaker 5: take a couple of polls out of the bottle and that.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah you are eighteen years.
Speaker 4: Old, right, get to know you moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it was already getting kind of stressful because I
Speaker 5: couldn't hinn parking. I had her in the car. I
Speaker 5: wanted it to be perfect. Yeah, so you know, luckily
Speaker 5: someone left I found parking up front, so we're you know,
Speaker 5: back on track. And then the movie starts and it
Speaker 5: was intense, Like I really liked it. It was a
Speaker 5: very you know, powerful movie, a lot of action.
Speaker 3: Did you have any time before, like even when you're
Speaker 3: looking for parking to connect with her though that matter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that the Marvel movie.
Speaker 3: It's the whole point of a date, Jeffer Long, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 1: Fine, did you have to connect with the girl? Great?
Speaker 5: Je Well, I mean we talked like small talk in
Speaker 5: the car, and like I mean, I have to pay
Speaker 5: attention to the road and stuff, so I wasn't talking
Speaker 5: as much with her as I normally would have.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of dudes can relate to that, being.
Speaker 2: Like you're stressed because you want everything to go so
Speaker 2: smooth that you had a plan in your head.
Speaker 1: Then it's like all the parkings.
Speaker 5: Down the street and I couldn't find this and the
Speaker 5: next thing, you know, when you're everything's falling apart.
Speaker 3: Just a bad tone for the date, you know, like
Speaker 3: we're here to find out what went wrong?
Speaker 4: Right, and that could be something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's learn about what went wrong? What was it?
Speaker 5: So this is what I think I started to screw up.
Speaker 5: I deal with stress by vaping.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I mean in a movie theater, Brooke,
Speaker 2: don't patronize him. He's a sad boy, Okay, just let
Speaker 2: him have his moment yuck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I need to take out my babe when
Speaker 5: I get stressed, just like calms me down. So here
Speaker 5: I am sitting next to this pretty girl and like,
Speaker 5: I just really needed to vape, and I didn't want
Speaker 5: her to see me do it. Oh, so I turned
Speaker 5: away from her. I pretended I actually dropped my keys.
Speaker 5: So I bent down she took a quick head from
Speaker 5: under the chairs and the smoke disappeared. I didn't think
Speaker 5: anyone knew except the kid next to me, like he
Speaker 5: looked at me weird.
Speaker 2: But whatever, you vaped underneath a child.
Speaker 5: Do this every I guess. I don't know what the
Speaker 5: kids do these days, but it made me feel more relaxed.
Speaker 4: Okay, got it hitting nicotine or whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then a couple of times I tried to talk
Speaker 5: to her a little bit during the movie briefly, but
Speaker 5: like she didn't really respond, Like I'd say this is cool,
Speaker 5: and she'd just say, uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She probably was just trying to focus on watching what
Speaker 2: was happening on the screen.
Speaker 4: Like there's no way she didn't know. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's the vaping. I think it's not sharing. You'd be
Speaker 4: like if you pull out a flask, and I'd be like,
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like smoking. It's like the same thing.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: It's so Charlie. Do you think maybe Megan saw you
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, so let me just t have
Speaker 5: it happened. So we left the theater. Everyone was hyped
Speaker 5: talking about the movie. So it was so good. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I could let's go next door and grab a drink,
Speaker 5: and she said I should probably get back. So I
Speaker 5: started to get a little disappointed, but I was like, wait,
Speaker 5: are you serious, Like it's only eight o'clock, Like, why
Speaker 5: wouldn't you want to get a drink of bape?
Speaker 1: Yeahee, that's problem.
Speaker 4: You actually said that to her, though, Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was only eight and I thought it
Speaker 5: would be fun.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
Speaker 5: I mean she told me she did an early day
Speaker 5: the next morning, so I drove her back.
Speaker 1: Oh thats been an awkward car ride.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like she got out of the car even
Speaker 5: before I could try to hug her kiss her. So like,
Speaker 5: I just don't know what happened, Like did she see
Speaker 5: the vape? Like I'm thinking probably, but like maybe she
Speaker 5: just doesn't do it or it was a turn off,
Speaker 5: Like it's.
Speaker 1: Just like it's just like smoking.
Speaker 2: Some people are like, oh, I don't do it, but
Speaker 2: I don't mind, and other people are like, oh that
Speaker 2: is so gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so who knows her?
Speaker 2: Like Alexis is like a four PM date discussing I
Speaker 2: start my Superhero movie at four.
Speaker 5: For your information, it was a five fifteen. It wasn't
Speaker 5: that four pm.
Speaker 1: A happy hour had already started. Let's just play a song.
Speaker 2: We'll come back call Megan for you, and we'll figure
Speaker 2: out if it was the vaping that turned her off
Speaker 2: or if it was something else that happened at the
Speaker 2: Marvel movie.
Speaker 1: We'll do it the second date update, next.
Speaker 6: Update.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners, Charlie, took his date out to
Speaker 2: a Marvel movie and he did all the right things.
Speaker 2: He bought the tickets himself, he drove them there, He
Speaker 2: attempted small talk.
Speaker 3: You know, we asked a lot of these guys in
Speaker 3: the world just.
Speaker 1: To be attempted. Though, you gotta give him credit.
Speaker 7: Sure, the one thing he maybe did wrong was vape
Speaker 7: in the theater mid movie underneath a child's chair, and
Speaker 7: then not offer to share said vape.
Speaker 2: But you know we never asked in the first part, Charlie,
Speaker 2: this was a superhero movie.
Speaker 1: Did you wear a cape to it?
Speaker 2: Because we've had other listeners dress up for their movie experiences.
Speaker 1: Were you in full costume?
Speaker 5: No? No, But let's just give me stress again. I
Speaker 5: think I just need to plan a much less stressful
Speaker 5: date next time.
Speaker 4: But it's a movie, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was like opening night for a really
Speaker 5: popular movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that does make sense.
Speaker 3: I would also add to your list, like don't ever
Speaker 3: vape in the movie theater again.
Speaker 4: But you know, just maybe as number two.
Speaker 5: Thanks Mom, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He's an adult. He can do what he wants to do.
Speaker 1: He's like, also, don't go swimming after an hour for years.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we're gonna call Megan right now.
Speaker 2: We're gonna ask her what the deal is if it
Speaker 2: really was the vaping and secret underneath a child, or
Speaker 2: maybe there's something whole new problem that we didn't even.
Speaker 4: Know about parking skills.
Speaker 5: You guys, just don't bring up the vaping under the seat.
Speaker 5: If she doesn't bring that up, like that would just
Speaker 5: be cool.
Speaker 4: In case she didn't see the clouds got.
Speaker 1: I don't make promise. All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Meghan? Yes, Megan? What's up? It's your
Speaker 1: best friends over at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Megan very friendly.
Speaker 1: She's being so polite, Like when someone's like, hey.
Speaker 3: Remember me, You're like, yeah, friend, do you ever listen Meghan?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like you.
Speaker 1: I believe you like me.
Speaker 2: We'll take you at your word. And so obviously you
Speaker 2: know why we're calling. We're calling because you would love
Speaker 2: Marvel movies.
Speaker 6: I do. Yeah, are you surprise your tickets or something?
Speaker 3: Oh well, you just went and saw the most recent movie,
Speaker 3: so you should be good.
Speaker 5: Yeah I did.
Speaker 6: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: Well, because one of our listeners, Charlie, told us that
Speaker 2: you and him went out on a little date.
Speaker 6: Oh energy, Charlie.
Speaker 1: What do you think about Charlie?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, we're hoping to know a little bit more than
Speaker 2: that because part of something we do on this show
Speaker 2: is called the second date update.
Speaker 1: That's what this is.
Speaker 2: And he's trying to figure out why after your date
Speaker 2: you've gone kind of cold on him. Oh okay, even
Speaker 2: during the date when you chose to leave at eight pm?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean that was obviously an excuse, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay?
Speaker 4: Should he know? Was it really apparent why you wanted
Speaker 4: to leave early? Or were you just not feeling it?
Speaker 6: I think he should know?
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, well he didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I could say this, but I'm going to go out
Speaker 2: on a limb here and say, were you turned off
Speaker 2: by people who vapeh?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I'm just as vape are you cool with the vape
Speaker 2: DTV you.
Speaker 6: I don't understand what you're getting at. Are you saying
Speaker 6: he was vaping on the date?
Speaker 3: I don't know what was your reason for not calling
Speaker 3: him or wanting to see him anymore.
Speaker 6: Well, it was like opening night of this movie, and
Speaker 6: the parking lot was super crowded, and Charlie just kept
Speaker 6: getting like really flustered, like driving around and then finally
Speaker 6: just pulled into a disabled spot and whipped out a
Speaker 6: placard to put on his mirror.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Charlie was disabled or does he have Like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's not. He's not disabled.
Speaker 3: If he was disabled, he would have headed straight for
Speaker 3: that parking spot in the beginning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, because he said he said sometimes I do this.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, So he has a how do you how do
Speaker 2: you get a placard?
Speaker 1: Only a doctor can give you one of these.
Speaker 6: I mean, I didn't even want to ask because I
Speaker 6: was just like so turned off at this point. It's
Speaker 6: all I could think of during the movie.
Speaker 1: Is that why you didn't talk to him much during
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: People who do that are the scum of the Earth's
Speaker 6: so bad.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Megan.
Speaker 2: He never brought that detail up to us when we
Speaker 2: asked him about the.
Speaker 4: Date, because it doesn't even phase him. Jeffrey, I bet
Speaker 4: he uses it all the time.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's so high he didn't even know where he
Speaker 2: was parking because he dapes.
Speaker 4: Wait, there's just so many strikes.
Speaker 6: So why do you guys keep bringing up vaping? Was
Speaker 6: he vaping on the date? Like I didn't think he was.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, you know who's better to answer that question
Speaker 2: is probably Charlie. Yeah, just so happens to be on
Speaker 2: the other line right now, wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Wait, Charlie, you're on the phone right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 6: Wow, Wow, Yeah, Charlie.
Speaker 5: So I can explain though what happened, Like I know,
Speaker 5: it's actually kind of a nice story, and it's like
Speaker 5: touching to my family.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 5: I was very close to my grandmother. I know we
Speaker 5: didn't get into this on the day because we didn't
Speaker 5: go for drinks like I probably would have explained it.
Speaker 5: But she died a few months ago, and you know,
Speaker 5: I was so close with her, and before she died,
Speaker 5: she said to me, she's like part of your inheritance
Speaker 5: until it expires. Is I want you to take away
Speaker 5: parking pass and every time you use it, I want
Speaker 5: you to think of me.
Speaker 2: The thing I've ever heard that is as down are
Speaker 2: you lying?
Speaker 6: Brooks?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Grandma grandmother.
Speaker 5: She told me she like really wanted me to have this,
Speaker 5: Like she didn't have a lot of money, Like she
Speaker 5: didn't leave me a lot of things that I just
Speaker 5: I always smile and think of her when I use it,
Speaker 5: so I'm not walking. I wanted to treat Meghan well.
Speaker 5: Like we were going to a date. We were late,
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, like this is like a
Speaker 5: gift from Grandma that we could get into the movie
Speaker 5: right before it starts.
Speaker 2: O Megan, Meghan, there you go. There's the explanation. Do
Speaker 2: you feel bad about yourself?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Is she crying? Is that Meghan? Are you crying too?
Speaker 6: I I don't know what to think. I've never heard
Speaker 6: of that before, and I'm pretty sure that's still totally
Speaker 6: illegal to do and doesn't take away from like the
Speaker 6: fact that we took a spot of someone who could
Speaker 6: be disabled.
Speaker 3: Right or another grandma like your Grandma's just up there
Speaker 3: somewhere looking down laughing at whatever old person had to
Speaker 3: park in the back.
Speaker 6: And use their walker to the front.
Speaker 4: Plus, you're at five o'clock movie.
Speaker 1: There's probably tons of grandpas shown and now they're like,
Speaker 1: whoa our movie?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's what my grandma wanted to me to use
Speaker 5: it for something like this, like when I'm out on
Speaker 5: the date. She always wanted to see me, like with
Speaker 5: a nice girl. Like I'm sure she's smiling walking there
Speaker 5: from up above.
Speaker 2: There's my grandson getting some action to the back to
Speaker 2: get there. I mean, Megan, I really think you were
Speaker 2: going in a little bit too hard on him here.
Speaker 2: Really he has a dead grandmother.
Speaker 1: Well I think.
Speaker 2: People do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would hope that I would get a
Speaker 1: little bit of grace for that, not for like.
Speaker 4: It was not only illegal, but like morally wrong.
Speaker 1: Was her dying?
Speaker 5: Wish?
Speaker 3: It just is a question like old people make questionable
Speaker 3: decisions all the time and they're wise for.
Speaker 1: Respect your elders wrong.
Speaker 5: Are you questioning my grandmother's sanity before she passed?
Speaker 4: This question of question? Be more than that.
Speaker 1: You know what I questioning is it? Is there love
Speaker 1: happening on the line? That's question? And I would love
Speaker 1: to keep this going.
Speaker 2: That's what Charlie's grandma would have wanted for you to
Speaker 2: go out on one more date, and she would have
Speaker 2: wanted us to pay for it.
Speaker 4: We we're just gonna guilt Megan into a date. I
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm probably enough. The path on this one,
Speaker 6: Like the grandma story is too weird, Like did his
Speaker 6: grandma also give him a vape?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Is that what you guys are?
Speaker 4: Her name was Jewel, Jewel a little holder for me.
Speaker 5: You know, it's okay. Please don't bring my grandma even
Speaker 5: more into this than is.
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, we're not trying to disrespect I like Grandma.
Speaker 5: I just so nice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So what did we learn from this?
Speaker 2: I always keep my promises. I never said Charlie vaped
Speaker 2: under a child's chair in a movie theater.
Speaker 1: Didn't say never left my lips. Not exactly like that.
Speaker 4: Both of you.
Speaker 1: It's done, Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, let's just be honest for a second. Who
Speaker 2: hasn't parked in a disabled spot for like two minutes
Speaker 2: while they ran in real quick to grab something.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've done it.
Speaker 4: You know you actually left the car like a prescription.
Speaker 3: If I was sitting and I left the car running,
Speaker 3: I was in it already.
Speaker 4: I've never parked a car.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a diabetic.
Speaker 2: I know Alexis has run over for disabled people, but
Speaker 2: she's never parked in one of their spots.
Speaker 4: They were elderly different Excuse me. I gave him like
Speaker 4: five minutes and they took too long.
Speaker 2: I know, Brookie, you're saying that you haven't done it,
Speaker 2: but I'm just I'm waiting for TMZ to leave that photo.
Speaker 2: Were you parallel parked in a wheelchair lane at the
Speaker 2: good Will?
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
Speaker 5: I gotta get it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you ever want to get a second date update,
Speaker 2: reach out to us the sensitive people here at brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I feel like, Jeffrey, you're using that spot all the
Speaker 3: time now. By the way that you're talking about, jeff
Speaker 3: is the most concerning this.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you can always email us.
Speaker 2: We'll call the people who aren't calling you back, and
Speaker 2: we won't out your secrets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.