WEBVTT - Weds Post Show (03-08-12) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:13.680 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.400 I want to do this voicemail from Ashley and Mississippi. 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:18.639 I know it's a little late from the Saint Jude 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.040 radio marathon that y'all put on, but I just wanted 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.479 to let you know how thankful I am because I 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.639 now have my husband because of Saint Jude and what 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.000 y'all do. He was diagnosed with eighteen with leuthenia and 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.880 he'd stayed there for a year and a half. We 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.279 go on this Friday for his five year check ups, 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.360 and I just wanted to let you know that y'all 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.640 make such a difference. And I know sometimes it's hard 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.600 to see, but y'all really do touch the lives of 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.479 many people, and I just wanted to let you know 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.600 how thankful each and every one of us are. Please 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:46.159 keep doing what you're doing. Thank you. I appreciate that 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:50.400 calling Glad your husband's rocking it. Yeah, that's so cool back. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.320 I mean, that's what they're about, just trying to get 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.600 people just back on track to have a shot at 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.280 just living a healthy, normal life. So thank you, Ashley. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.560 Let me do Caroline Line in Washington, that's number two 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:05.280 Ray listening to Tuesday's show, and I hear Bobby say 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:09.240 that he told Caitlin fix her garage? Yours, babe, Bobby 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.600 Universe such a hater on like any sort of pet 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.440 name when else first started dating. So I'm very curious, 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.520 what is your cutest pet names for each other? Sugar 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:21.800 sweety pie, let me know, Well, her middle name is babe. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.960 It's Caitlyn Babe. That's a real middle name. That's why 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:29.000 I called her that. Really, No, it's like, what didn't 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.160 remember that. I didn't catch me saying that. Yeah, we 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:35.040 don't have I mean a bunch of pet names. That's it. Yeah, 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.280 because I don't ever say her name unless I'm talking 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.840 about her and she's not around, Like I'm never with her, 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.920 and I'm like Caitlyn, that never happens, and she and 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.679 if she just went Bobby, I'd be like, that's a week. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.280 If you guys are fighting about something, though, do you 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:52.840 say Caitlyn Caitlyn Babe? I don't think so, Okay, I 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.080 don't know. I don't know what. If there she's in 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.920 another room and you're yelling for her, like to come here, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:02.320 do you say Caitlyn or do you say maybe, honey, sweetie, No, 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.920 none of that. Probably Kitlin, I guess, or where are 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:10.680 you because it's just YouTube. Don't have the dogs though, Hello, 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.120 I do that south trying to get echo back Hello 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.880 that I sometimes do find my on my app. I 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.640 find out what rooms you know, as we have that. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:24.000 So hold on, oh man, godless, that's not me being gross. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.840 That's I'm showing a bunch of food down my throat 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.959 for any split second we have off the air. That's 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.240 still gross. And the fact that it was like, yes, 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.600 you're being healthy purposefully, I wasn't doing it like listen 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.440 to me burp. I was shoving almonds and you could 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:39.799 do it away from the microphone. Yeah, I didn't feel 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.560 like it though. It's still gross, but I wasn't doing 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.640 it for the effect of watching me burt. Okay, And 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.440 then when I'm trying to use like project my voice 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.120 like I am. Otherwise I would just be talking like 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.040 this whole time like I normally talk. Yeah, and it 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.239 makes me a burp. Working out today, I don't know, 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:59.239 are we I am? Yeah, three o'clock, I'm in all right. Uh, 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:04.360 let's see sunny d hard Seltzer arrives this Saturday nice. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.200 That's how they come back. That's how they're hit again. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.079 Sunny D. It's not even just sunny D, which I 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.960 used to drink as a kid, but now it's hard seltzer. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.480 It's alcoholic. Yeah, a kid drink is well, it's every 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.519 kid who had it back then still has a relationship 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:19.480 nostalgic with sunny D, but now there's alcohol in it. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.919 It makes sense. That's pretty smart because you're not Gonn. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:23.200 Probably gonna have a lot of kids that didn't know 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:27.440 sunny D chasing the sunny D seltzer, you know, drinking 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.040 below the drinking limit age, whatever that is. But you 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:33.119 will have adults like us going sunny D makes a seltzer. Yeah, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.720 let's try that out. So they're gone gone sunny D. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:37.680 I have no idea. I haven't seen that a bit 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.360 like you saw from my instagram. I go to the 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:42.600 grocery store, but once every four months or so. Yeah, 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.920 if that and what happens in four months They rearrange 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.840 grocery stores the whole new They put the bread on 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.760 the other side of like, wait, buy the medicine. What 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.360 are we doing over? We're even new. My grocery store 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.200 is pretty consistent. Yeah, well, I'm not sure. I don't 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.200 go enough to know what consistency is. And sometimes I'll 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.320 go to the same one after four months. So oh, 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.800 y'all act like it's been four months. Eddie's trust me. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.200 I go every three times a week. Well, I do 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.320 the groceries that and when I was single, I would 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.680 just go to the gas station or I would then 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:13.640 they rip you off. Dude, Oh yeah, it definitely higher 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.720 at more expensively. Never go to the grocery store. When 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.799 you went to the grocery store where you shocked by prices, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:21.840 I'm just pushing the cart. You mean being less than 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.680 a gas station. No, no, no, Like their grocery stores 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:27.760 are so expensive right now, everything is so expensive. He 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.400 just went through the Yeah, but he doesn't know the 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.839 difference like that. He just thinks that's the grocery store. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.440 The car. Yeah, I was accompanying my wife. Yeah. No, 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:40.040 they're definitely everything. It's it's definitely high. It's I refuse. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:42.880 I mean, and I get it. I feel blessed that, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.000 like I could buy the bread, but at the same time, 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:49.200 I'm like, why is my bread this much? I'm gonna 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.039 have to find a new bread. Could principle. A pack 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:56.600 of toilet paper under eighteen dollars, well, how many rooms? No, 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.560 I'm talking I'm not talking about force like I'm talking 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.760 about a family, because you have six people in your 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.599 own Like, I've never bought a pack of eight for 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.080 twenty dollars. That was crazy. I'm like, there's nothing under 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:08.160 eighteen bucks anywhere. Yeah, I just pushed a car bro Yeah, dude, 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.320 you're gonna look at those sales man. Look online. My 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.320 wife came home with three twenty four packs for like 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.600 twelve bucks. Oh, a toilet paper, though, you can't go like, 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.760 is that something your industry you're gonna spend the money on? 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.520 Worth it? I can't go industry grade on toilet paper 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:21.760 that'll rip stuff. You're right, And I hate when I'm 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.640 in an industry that went industry grade because I'm like, 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:28.240 this stuff sucks. Yeah. US Travel has issued a warning 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.800 don't go to Mexico where those people were kidnaps. Well, yeah, yeah, 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.920 that's obvious. So have we found anything else about that? 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:42.760 Like if they were mistaken for a drug, who do 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:46.160 they think they were? Like, were they really mistaken for that? 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.480 Were they that where they's wrong place, wrong time? The 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.039 spokesperson for the drug cartel has not spoken up yet. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.560 But but don't they have one to do? They like 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.360 a PR person, not even PR one person was arrested, 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.719 like communication, like in case they're an organization. Yeah, but 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.960 I don't think they'd do all that. They don't run 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.120 like a company. Nobody sos messages, don't send an email 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:11.440 to the the website, Mike No. I met Jerry Jones, though 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.039 it is email at the Cowboys. It was like at 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.200 Dallas guy at Dallas Cowboys dot com. Random, Hello, my 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.719 name Bobby. I saw the wife of one of the 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.479 guys that was down there, which, first of all, I 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.320 was just I wasn't paying that much attention. Yes, I 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.440 thought it was I didn't know guys were with them. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.400 But anyway, I saw the wife spoke out that she 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.479 didn't even know her husband was going to Mexico to 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.960 a company his fame for a That's what's weird. So 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.080 that does feel that does feel like something was up. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.480 And I don't know that all speculation could be completely wrong, 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.880 but that does feel like something's up. If your wife 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.880 doesn't know your husband, like why are you sneaking off 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:47.920 and not telling her? That's weird. Yeah, that parson. Maybe 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.800 he's having an affair. I don't know about that. He died. No, 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.480 he's the one that lived. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.240 if but an affair and you're going to Mexico for 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.000 a tummy like that, you got a Branson for that, 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.480 and you're going to party, you know, you know, you 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.600 go to the Charlie Daniels Charlie Charlie Pride Museum having 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.839 a fair of there. I don't go to Mexico. Let's 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:11.240 see lunch box. Let me ask you this question. Go ahead, man, 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.560 you're okay, Man, here we go. So, man, if I said, 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:21.080 you're gonna play the lottery every week, yeah, for ten years, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.080 and after ten years of playing the same number, you're 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.960 gonna win fifty thousand dollars, would you be satisfied with that? 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.560 That's your only win? You got to play for ten 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:34.280 years every week and your big wins fifty thousand dollars 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.920 and then you're done. No, I'd be depressing. But you 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.200 could hit it sometime in between them. No, no, no, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.960 he just said, no, it's only it's the only one. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.000 Would you trade out ten years every week playing the 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.320 lottery for a one time win a fifty thousand dollars. No, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.360 i'd be I think that's not enough. I mean that's 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.040 a lot of effort and a lot of pain, a 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.200 lot of anticipation anxiety. But isn't the anticipation of the 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.280 fun part. That's the entertainment you're buying. Yeah. Yeah, but 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.920 after ten years then you win, it's like, oh, fifty 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.800 thousand and anxiety. You have anxiety. That's a lottery, Yeah, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:02.960 because it's like, man, as soon as I do that, 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:06.280 I just quit everything. Lots of ups and downs too, right, 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.360 Like when you when you buy it, you're already envisioning 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:12.600 the island. That it's anxiety. Yeah, well that's like self 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.760 and post stupid anxiety. Well that's true, but it's anxiety. Yeah, 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.200 my anxiety is not any stupider than Amy stupid anxiety 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.720 about what though, I don't know. She probably has anxiety 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.200 a good education. Yeah, so you call my anxiety stupid. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.280 You call her you're getting anxious about winning the lottery, 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.600 which is a one in a million chance. Like there's 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:36.880 the anxiety of what you lose, but you're probably gonna lose, Okay, Yeah, 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.200 you're okay, fine, to be fair, kids are probably gonna 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.760 get a good education circumstance. No, no, it's different, though 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.840 it doesn't matter. You're right, you're anxieties. Sure, you're assigning 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.440 an anxiety too, though that is not It's not rational 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.480 to have an anxiety over winning the lottery because you 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:50.840 don't need to win the lottery. It's not like your 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.200 last chance at life. Like, if I don't win the lottery, 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.400 I'm going bankrupt and this is my last chance. I'm 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:56.960 buying five tickets. You're just like, I want to win 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:01.560 the freaking lottery. Yeah, but you have here's excitement, Like, 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:05.160 it's disappointment more than anxiety if you don't win. Okay, 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.079 if that's what you want to call it. I mean 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.400 you have an anxiety about the doors being locked. I mean, 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:13.079 so you have an unrational I have anxiety. It's not 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.400 irrational because if I have a house broken into, But 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.920 I'm saying you say mine is irrational. But what are 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.200 you fearing if you don't win the lottery? Not being 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:25.120 super rich? It's scary. It's a scary thought, Lunch, it is. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:29.280 He's seen therapists about that, dude, unique, Yes, please please 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.240 got a better help and be like, are you living 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.920 with you? I can't fear has weighed me down. I 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.440 should be rich. Why why, mister box, I ain't super rich. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.520 I'm supposed to be rich. Yeah. A man from Lutherville, 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.120 Maryland won a fifty thousand dollars powerball prize using a 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.200 set of recycled quick pick numbers from a tickety about 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.480 ten years earlier. So it wasn't using the ones every time. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.520 But it's made me think of that question. He had 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.959 those that number that he got a long time ago, 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.040 and then use those again. Man, what a hoarder? How 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.480 does he keep tickets from ten years ago? But the 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.680 thing is it's that number and he kept playing those 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.840 numbers over the years, so it's the same numbers, but 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.000 numbers that he got from a ticket a long time ago. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.720 Makes sense. I mean, that's good, that's that's awesome, But 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.760 I'd like to have fifty thousand, but I think i'd 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.160 want more. What if you had a set of numbers, 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.439 like six numbers, and you played them every week and 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:18.679 for some reason you have a flat tired and you 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:20.679 couldn't play it, and then those numbers hit the week 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.920 you couldn't play for like twenty million. By end it, 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:28.000 I gotta go home over I'm out. You're going home. Yeah, 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.400 I'm going alter new universe. Do you have a space machine? No? No, 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:35.640 like lights out, punching yourself in the face, no life 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.720 out piece you guys on the flip side, you can 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:42.360 kill yourself. Oh my gosh, no, just get that. I 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.360 just playing cat and Moles, that little game. I mean, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:49.160 I was saying, yeah, well, because I'm reading about fear 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.040 of the lottery, and if it's a real thing, I'm 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.920 sure it is probably you know, sometimes they have words 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:58.880 for the phobia, but it's not like, oh, it's called stupephobias. Fear, 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.160 fear of not being super rich, fear of winning is 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.160 fear enough. He's not even super rich, and he has 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.199 a fear of losing all his money, right, that's also 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.240 the thing, but he has he's not super rich, but 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.120 he has a fear of not being super rich. So 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.200 and really has a fear of being himself right now. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.440 That's not rich, Like his fear is being himself right now, 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:20.800 which is terrible. Yeah, I have a fear I never 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.800 reaching that's super rich, because that's what everybody expects from you. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.920 So you're really afraid of you right now. There's expect 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:29.840 of you or you expect of yourself, well me, and 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:34.400 then also people that listen and people expect. But again, 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.960 your fear is not being super rich, and you gotta 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.840 what are you right now? I'm not super rich right 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.120 So your fear is you living your life right now? 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:43.800 But you gotta think. I took a Corvette to the 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.839 high school reunion at ten years, Like, how many years 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.160 have I been out of high school? Are we gonna 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.440 have a twenty five year reunion? I gotta probably have 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:55.080 a lambeau by them. But you can rent one wat 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:59.520 a corvet, yeah, or you could work and save up 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:05.880 and take calculated room. I do save up, strategize. I 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.760 think my career has been not only just hard work, 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.880 but also good and bad strategy. But I think more 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:14.959 good than bad. And taking risks betting on myself. Yeah, 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.240 I've done that, taking a lot less money in situations 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:18.560 where I could have made a lot more because I 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:20.400 felt like there was a lot more growth, like the 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:25.080 ceiling was way higher. Yeah, rather do that risks? Yeah? 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.280 Well risks? Well I meant risk I took was getting 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.280 that stupid storage unit with him because I still haven't 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.240 seen my money. That's a big risk. No, I told 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.680 you about that we're having people not pay, so I 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:36.040 mean you you're the person not paying. No, no, no, 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:37.640 you already have some of the money. You can pay 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.280 me that right, right, But I wanted to be a 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.880 big reveal, like how much you made and like the 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.800 big chair and all that coming in, like we have 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.080 a big check as a prop here and this because 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.719 those checks cost like seventy dollars, I don't always we 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.679 do have it. Yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna present your 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.920 check on one day whenever I get paid the yeasies 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:01.800 they're backing up for sale. What day, I mean prying 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.320 about seven days from now when the easies are final. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:08.040 The sale is final in the person pays. Okay, my birthday, 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.839 Yeah yeah, you jold me at the end of the money. Yeah, 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.920 I know. But I'm gonna give you a couple of 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.520 extra days too good. I don't want to make this 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:16.120 special on birthday. It is on a weekend. Oh it is, Ah, 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.559 it's on a Sunday. Yeah, okay, so Monday that I 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.800 can drop by the crib and bring that check Monday 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.920 the third No, don't drop by the crib Monday, the 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:27.160 third day after my birthday. I would like to check presentation, 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.680 regardless of what it is. Got it. That's it the 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.560 end check, pay me on money, give me the check presentation, 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.920 but then also give me the money after that because 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.520 the check doesn't count as the money. Yeah, all right, 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.079 I don't enough time, right? The third's almost a month? Yeah, yeah, 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.240 plenty of time. People should pay for those yeasies by then. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.360 What a bank would do they would take the money 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.720 that I've invested in. If you were the bank, you 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.800 would be investing in other things, and then you'd be 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.199 making extra money. Then you give me my money back, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.560 and then you have also made extra extra money. That'd 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.559 be like a scam. I wouldn't scam you did ever 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.000 pay you for the Yeah, you finally gave it to me, 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.800 and I'm setting on my account for the what for 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.079 the stocks? I just realized you guys paid me last week. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.560 I didn't we paid you haven't even done anything at 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.240 all I did. It took you guys a week and 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.679 a half to pay me, and I didn't realize you 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.200 guys have paid me after a week and a half finally, 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:11.840 and you paid me last Thursday. So I got to 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.360 get on there and do it. And that's a week 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.800 though those stocks could have gone up. And yet again, look, 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.240 I have been super rich by now, right, But Amy 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.080 told me not to do that robin Hood one, and 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.880 so I have robin Hood great. Now. I didn't say 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.240 it was good or bad, and I don't have I mean, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.160 so she told me that she talked to some financial 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.040 lady and told me to do this one. Okay, great, 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:34.400 then do it? Okay? Well? Also I forgot we did that. Yeah, 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:35.880 because he just takes our money and helps you forget 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.480 trying to wait me out on the shoes too. If 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:42.960 I'm an honest automated investing what is this build to 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:47.680 make investing easy? Get started? He was reading the terms 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.000 of conditions on the air. I don't know how to 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.800 do this. Get started? A little investor is stock? I 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.280 just want to buy a stock. How do I buy 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.040 a stock? But what stock? I don't know? And how 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.480 much money did we best in? You? Thirty dollars each? 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.360 So we have ninety dollars total. Okay, And you said 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.520 don't buy all one stock. So I got to buy 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.920 some cheaper ones diversify. Yeah, I gotta get a portfolio. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.920 You got to research the companies too, Yeah, bro, you 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.760 get no no right now, but we need you to 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.520 have something by Monday next week. Okay, yeah, yeah, I 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.280 just don't know, Like this one doesn't even give me 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.480 us a chance to buy stock. I don't think it 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:26.760 says automated investing? Are the internet port o portfolio options? 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.600 Is that what I need? Okay? Anyway, socially responsible investing, 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.680 let's do that. Dozens have you mass students in the 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.720 hospital over the borg TikTok trend you guys seem borging. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.720 We talked about talked about the big, big, big gallons drinking. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:39.280 It looks like kool aid, but you just try to 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.440 drink the call gallon of alcohol. Yeah, oh yeah. We 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.040 used to do Edwards forty hands, tape it to your hand. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.360 That was awesome. Yeah, that was so fun. I never 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.000 got to do fun stuff like that or beer pong, 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.520 and I always felt forty hands is better than beer poem. Well, 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.360 beer pong now was universal. Every plays beer pong all 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.880 the time. Effredy Go Rata water punk and yeah, but 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.960 that's lame. And I'm like, that's really it's lame. It's like, 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:04.280 what's Oh, you drink water? I don't want to play 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.440 with you if you do that. Exactly everything. I just 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.120 not play at all, be the loser that plan seven 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.400 up long, you know. But yeah, I know they're a 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.800 lot of kids are drinking so much plastic gallon jugs 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.800 with make sure of alcohol, electrolyzes, flavoring and water. But 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:23.360 you go that hard, then you know what happens. What 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.480 happens to you when people go that hard? You could die? 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:29.680 Throw up al bad news, bad news. Yea, the world's 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.920 first flying bike. I set the market. It costs more 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.800 than five hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The bike resembles 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.600 kind of a I've seen a video of it. That's 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:43.000 Star Wars bike that flies. I said, Star Wars, but 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.160 you've never seen that. But I've seen the clips and 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.840 that's a bicycle that floats because he's annalien. Yeah that 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.560 just looks like a bicycle. ET makes the bike float, yes, 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.640 but it doesn't looks got a basket in the front. Okay, anyway, 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:56.320 there's a half million dollars bike. If I was like, 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:57.800 guy won the two billion dollars to red by the 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.400 half million dollars bike. Oh yeah, the fly bike and 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.840 fly around the LA that'd be cool. No, Hi, can 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.640 you get No? You would get in trouble. You can't 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.919 fly that thing. I don't think it rules on that. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.320 If if you just stay like twenty feet in the air, 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.520 there's a hover rules, there's a rules we can do 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.879 hover and get a ticket. You're hovering in a non 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:20.080 hover downe, sir, I mean tell me you're not. I 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.359 mean that would be kind of cool. You'd create chaos. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:25.720 People would be screaming and running for their lives. Well, 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:26.840 what I would do is I'd put on like a 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.359 costume looking an alien. Un get on the news and 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.160 see how quick I'm gonna shoot you down. But I'm 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.359 only twenty feet up shoot you down. I'm not up 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:39.720 there with the airplanees waving, riding beside their window on 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.520 a bicycle like, hey man, you tell me some crazy 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:44.880 fool doesn't see you floating down the street and they're 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.880 not gonna be like what is that and shoot you down. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.520 I'm telling you that, yes, all right, just shoot it 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.400 things some people do. But now, when you're not threatened. 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.480 But if you're dressed like an alien, exactly an alien, 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.760 they're scared. Are they here to save you? You don't know? 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:02.840 So you shoot it down? No you don't. And then 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.720 you ask him questions like what are you doing here? 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.680 I'm just Jimmy. I won't make you pull off the 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.680 meth at Scooby Doo. At the end, well, let's see school, 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:20.159 let's see who. This woman accuses the son's teacher of 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:25.040 seducing her husband with a giant banner outside of her school. Okay, 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:28.520 this is interesting. That is a bizarre headline. Yeah, now 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:30.080 I was playing this. I would get if you went 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.400 to parent teacher conference and she was like, I bet 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.159 that happens more than we think. I bet you want 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:40.600 it to happen. Yeah. The shock of her life when 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:42.280 she came to school for the opening day to find 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.200 a large banner accusing her of sleeping with the married 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:46.920 father of one of her students. Parents and faculty taking 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.200 their kids at the school were treated to a bizarre 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:52.280 side large handwritten it was a banner hanging outside the 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:54.479 school gate. It's accusing a certain remember the faculty, of 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:57.200 ruining a family by sleeping with one of her students fathers, 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.879 despite knowing he was married. Carla, you were the mistress 0:18:59.920 --> 0:19:03.359 and my baby, and you slept with my husband mistress 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.000 and my babies. I guess that's what the mistress of 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.720