Speaker 1: Teach you to get to write with his non dominant hand.
Speaker 1: Nine out of ten. Couldn't do it. Your brother's top
Speaker 1: done for some time. It's difficult because I was trying
Speaker 1: to teach myself to write with my left hand, and
Speaker 1: because I'm rebellious and look at me, Grandma. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: sign Maggie up for the Bad Girls Club. She's yeah.
Speaker 1: Everybody else is drinking, sucking dick. She's over here writing
Speaker 1: with her left hand. Chips in your quality, racists money stuff,
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of
Speaker 1: My Mama Tone Me, the podcast where we dive deep
Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we
Speaker 1: finally work to prove that Teddy Riley is in fact
Speaker 1: how to check by the Zoom Corporation being the fair.
Speaker 1: Entire platform is based on his nine three hit Rump Shaker.
Speaker 1: M There it is. I'm your host like Stink German,
Speaker 1: and I'm your other host, David Bori, and we are.
Speaker 1: We couldn't be more excited. What a what a what
Speaker 1: a time, David, What what a a joy it is
Speaker 1: to be here today? What a time to be alive?
Speaker 1: A time to be alive, and I do agree with you.
Speaker 1: I I feel like Teddy Riley is owed something. There's
Speaker 1: no way they came up with Zoom on their own.
Speaker 1: You think a bunch of nerds, a bunch of computer nerds,
Speaker 1: you to call it zoom. They were watching rump Shaker,
Speaker 1: Yeah they were. They were sitting in there their ship
Speaker 1: offices because they didn't have good offices. By that they
Speaker 1: were they were in a we work and are They
Speaker 1: were in a we work at Queen's And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna give them credit. They weren't watching
Speaker 1: rump Shaker. They were in that we work in Queens
Speaker 1: And then whoever was running that we work played rump Shaker,
Speaker 1: Oh for the Loudspeaker, and they were like. One of
Speaker 1: them was like, hey, I got a fucking good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after we pay off this we worked bill, we I
Speaker 1: gotta plan for for solving our problems. Yeah. The other
Speaker 1: nerd was like, I love the saxophone Shaker faces Ship
Speaker 1: Zoom Corporation. I thank you for your platform so I
Speaker 1: can make money now. But you know, yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know what you did? You know what you did
Speaker 1: give him check mr V a day. You know you
Speaker 1: know who I assume gets all of her checks and
Speaker 1: and probably is rightfully credited on all the things that
Speaker 1: she does, is our guest today. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like she she is. She probably is coming up
Speaker 1: with a lot of brilliant ideas of her own brain
Speaker 1: and not that we works. I think she probably does
Speaker 1: it in her own home, I would imagine. But she's
Speaker 1: a lovely guest. She's a fantastic comedian, hilarious. You guys
Speaker 1: know her from her work on Conan, you know her
Speaker 1: from her work in the New Yorker. She's so funny.
Speaker 1: Please give it up for our guests, Miss Maggie May,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm happy to be here. We're happy to
Speaker 1: have you. I have you. Have you come up with
Speaker 1: any uh multi billion dollar ideas? Um? I have a few.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of them, and uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: just get ready to run me my check when I want. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: that's I don't like to say him either, because you dropped.
Speaker 1: You dropped the idea, and then next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's wearing you know, Gucci sweatpants or whatever was my idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: I had a feeling that that might have been you
Speaker 1: that did the Gucci sweatpant. It combines my two loves,
Speaker 1: luxury and sweat. Wasn't that a Nelly album? Wasn't It
Speaker 1: wasn't suit because there's two different Nellies. You know, you
Speaker 1: always associated Nelly with suits before this. It's wet, he
Speaker 1: seems very athletic. I bet he doesn't sweat a lot
Speaker 1: at all. No, Maggie, I know none of this has
Speaker 1: anything to do with the conspiracy theory you came to
Speaker 1: us today, but I'm very excited to dig into it.
Speaker 1: It might be, i'd argue, maybe one of the vaguest
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories we've ever dealt in. Truly, it means nothing,
Speaker 1: but also I think has such a a large, powerful meaning.
Speaker 1: So I can't wait to hear your thoughts on this.
Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me the left hand. It's
Speaker 1: Bay tell us more. It's just there are so many
Speaker 1: different I wouldn't even say conspiracy theories. I'd say superstitions
Speaker 1: surrounding the left hand. And I talked with my siblings
Speaker 1: before coming on because I was like, what exactly like
Speaker 1: remind me all the different stuff that we heard as kids,
Speaker 1: and all the different things, And the one that kept
Speaker 1: coming up was left hand, Like if you I know
Speaker 1: that the left hand in general is just unlucky, Like
Speaker 1: let's wash him mouth. Some of us are left handed here. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not encouraged. Like my brother's left handed,
Speaker 1: but he's now ambidextrous because they heavily encouraged him to
Speaker 1: use his right hand. For my grandmother, So your brother
Speaker 1: was using his left hand and then your grandmother, I
Speaker 1: think you said, was coming in and what what was
Speaker 1: she doing to encourage this? Just really encouraging him to
Speaker 1: because he like favors his left side, like he plays soccer,
Speaker 1: he favors that side and everything, and so they had
Speaker 1: him learned to write with his right hand as well.
Speaker 1: So you know, I don't know if it was like
Speaker 1: this is the right hand to write with or whatever,
Speaker 1: but they just like really discouraged him from like using
Speaker 1: his left hand nowadays, like he uses that he used both,
Speaker 1: but like it was kind of a thing that they
Speaker 1: didn't really want him to be a lefty because that's
Speaker 1: just and he was the one who told me it
Speaker 1: was like apparently if you pay somebody with your left hand,
Speaker 1: or you receive money with your left hand, that means
Speaker 1: you're being dishonest. Whoa is this a Texas I think
Speaker 1: it's a Nigerian thing. Yeah, because I didn't grow up
Speaker 1: around a lot of black people. It was usually just
Speaker 1: me and my family who were the black people in
Speaker 1: the school, So like there wasn't anybody that I could
Speaker 1: go and ask, like, hey, does I knew? You know,
Speaker 1: neither white kids weren't gonna get any kind of specialized
Speaker 1: education and conspiracies or anything like that. They were just
Speaker 1: gonna let that ship happen. But it's like I have
Speaker 1: to assume there's also something dangerous and being the only
Speaker 1: black person and you go, hey, is this the thing
Speaker 1: at your house? And they go, no, nigger, that's a you,
Speaker 1: that's a y'all things. And now it's a black thing
Speaker 1: for a bunch of white people that didn't previously know
Speaker 1: you were doing ship, and now they all think we're
Speaker 1: not left handed. Yeah, all the white kids were like
Speaker 1: absolutely not. And then I met black kids later and
Speaker 1: they were like absolutely not. This is so I'm left
Speaker 1: handed and they tried to teach me to write right handed.
Speaker 1: So I feel it didn't work because I'm stupid, But
Speaker 1: I feel I feel for your brother greatly. Does he
Speaker 1: was it? Like, is your grandma, Like did she ever explain?
Speaker 1: Why was she like, oh no, don't write with that
Speaker 1: hand because then you'll never get married. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure she explained to him, And um, I guess he
Speaker 1: just did it because he's a kid, and you know,
Speaker 1: he's my brother's like hella smart, so he could just
Speaker 1: figure anything out that he wants to. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not a dumb dumb like you boy, he out Listen?
Speaker 1: Is your whole family right handed? Like what's the percentage
Speaker 1: of left handers in your family? My brother is the
Speaker 1: only lefty? And then how many are there of you?
Speaker 1: It's five kids and just my dad? Oh man, is
Speaker 1: everybody else doing some something cool science related or or
Speaker 1: achievement related. I guess is a better way of saying. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like my sister and her husband. Her husband's a doctor
Speaker 1: and so they own a bunch of freestanding emergency rooms
Speaker 1: and then um like urgent cares. Yeah, well there. I
Speaker 1: think they're actually like free extant because he's an emergency
Speaker 1: room doctors, So they're like freestanding emergency rooms that you
Speaker 1: could go to. And I think a lot of them
Speaker 1: are in like towns in Texas where the hospitals are
Speaker 1: not that you know. So it's like, if they've got
Speaker 1: the one hospital and that's all you can do for
Speaker 1: an emergency, then at least have like a free standing
Speaker 1: emergency room, so you have an option. That makes me.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was possible to have a
Speaker 1: free standing emergency room until you explained it that way,
Speaker 1: because otherwise it just sounds like they had like trucks,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like food trucks. But you
Speaker 1: could get your like a wamby lance the round whose
Speaker 1: heart I was imagining, just like a tent in the
Speaker 1: park where you could go if you like, we're breathing funny, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a real free standing kind yeah yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: emergency room pop up. Yeah, but at least come by
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, move it, buddy, you know, like
Speaker 1: I'm literally setting almost life. Yeah, you gotta get out
Speaker 1: of it, just selling someone up. Do you have permits
Speaker 1: for this? Okay? So so success is in your family,
Speaker 1: but not necessarily everybody being doctors. Do you still believe
Speaker 1: or did you ever believe? Maybe that's a better way
Speaker 1: of framing this question. Did you ever believe in your
Speaker 1: grandmother's suggestion of the left hand being bad, not really,
Speaker 1: because there were a lot of other well, superstitions and
Speaker 1: whatnot that I don't know if they were Nigerian specific
Speaker 1: or if it was just my family decided we were
Speaker 1: going to come up with a bunch of stuff. But
Speaker 1: like there were other things that I was just like,
Speaker 1: there's no way that you know, there's no way this
Speaker 1: is also true, like if there's one that like if
Speaker 1: you're sitting on the floor and someone steps over you,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to stunt your growth. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: not likely. So the likelihood that this and the left
Speaker 1: hand thing it's true, it's like probably not. I mean,
Speaker 1: we'll come to think of it. Like it is more
Speaker 1: unlucky to be left handed because the world is it's
Speaker 1: the right hander's world. Left handed people unfortunately die more
Speaker 1: because like if what there's like a higher because like
Speaker 1: if you're using as much as right handed no no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, it's look it up. Look it up. It's
Speaker 1: like easier to like get into an accident dive if
Speaker 1: you're left handed, because the world is like set up
Speaker 1: for right handed people. So if you're using the chainsaw,
Speaker 1: it's likely to be a right handed chainsaw. And so
Speaker 1: if you try it with your left hand, there's like
Speaker 1: a little bit of a difference and a little bit
Speaker 1: of you know, it's a little adjustment for the listeners
Speaker 1: at home. David is currently trying to uh to my
Speaker 1: a chainsaw. I've used to chainsaw before. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think about how it went. Did you did you
Speaker 1: do it as a lefty? Were you doing it left
Speaker 1: hand dominant chainsaw? No? I feel like I held the
Speaker 1: guard with my left hand and I pulled the choke
Speaker 1: with my right hand. That seems right hand dominant, if
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. And now, see that's how they get, you, brother,
Speaker 1: i't even know that's how they get I'm so indoctrinated.
Speaker 1: I didn't think there was a better way to change,
Speaker 1: because now I'm like in my hand, I'm like, if
Speaker 1: I had to change saw how I wanted, I would
Speaker 1: use this fand here and pull it with this fand yeah,
Speaker 1: But then where would that be situated with you? Like
Speaker 1: would you be able to pull it with your left
Speaker 1: hand and it be like still straight or would your
Speaker 1: right hand still be able to hold onto the other thing,
Speaker 1: or would it be like more precarious? You could you know,
Speaker 1: it's all over to one side and see your leg.
Speaker 1: It's all bad. Also with guns, the safeties, it's all
Speaker 1: is for. It's for right handed people. You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to shoot except for clock jen fives. But it breaks
Speaker 1: my heart to think that you could be one of
Speaker 1: the greatest chainsaw champions in the country. Were it not
Speaker 1: for the failures of our education system and producers, I
Speaker 1: could have been one of the greats. Paul Bunyan, John Henry,
Speaker 1: David Boy I could add. Yeah, we all heard all
Speaker 1: those John Henry stories of him with the chainsaw, the
Speaker 1: guy who refused to use modern technology. John Henry was
Speaker 1: the one who beat the He beat the train machine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just used the sledgehammer. I'm sure there was a
Speaker 1: black chainsaw man. There's gotta be a black chainslaw man
Speaker 1: out there. And if you're a black chainsaw man, we
Speaker 1: would love to hear from you. Please please your updates
Speaker 1: to my Mama Pott at gmail dot com. True, we
Speaker 1: don't even care if they're conspiracy related. We just want
Speaker 1: to know that you're doing all right. No, if you're
Speaker 1: a black chainsaw man, I'm looking to offload some money anyways,
Speaker 1: I will I will support you in the chainsaw games.
Speaker 1: I've seen them on ESPN three. I know they're real.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a black guy. Let's you know, hit
Speaker 1: me dad. So do you mean like a chainsaw man,
Speaker 1: like like John Henry style, like they go and like
Speaker 1: have him go against a chainsaw just with two axes
Speaker 1: or something. No, you've never seen them. You never seen
Speaker 1: the timber games on ESPN four. You've never seen like
Speaker 1: you never been depressed at the best Western like two
Speaker 1: real thick men battling it out over who can chop
Speaker 1: wood faster. Yeah, yes, like running on a log and
Speaker 1: seeing who can fall off. But then sometimes they have
Speaker 1: to chain saw stuff and then they have to like
Speaker 1: change saw very strategically to make a tree fall down
Speaker 1: or to like uh yeah, to do cool stuff. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Bori could have been one of the best.
Speaker 1: I think, so I would love to see a black
Speaker 1: person do that. I feel like we were wrecked shock
Speaker 1: with that ship. I have a feeling and this is
Speaker 1: pretty racist. I feel like we're I feel like we're
Speaker 1: the best at all the sports. We just haven't figured
Speaker 1: out all the sports yet. WHOA like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, if you gave us all the sports,
Speaker 1: like we're the best ninja warriors. Black people just aren't
Speaker 1: ninja warrior and like that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It does to some extent. But then I think about
Speaker 1: like the way Asians dominate, like like gymnastics and and
Speaker 1: cool flips and ship and I don't know, they're they're
Speaker 1: naturally sometimes a little more petite than us, and I
Speaker 1: just think that they're gonna win. What about bios for sure?
Speaker 1: All right, she's the best at her in the in
Speaker 1: the field. But I've been to uh, what's that nun?
Speaker 1: And that you Yeah, I didn't want to go, but
Speaker 1: my mother in law really wanted to go. And it
Speaker 1: turns out it stinks anybody that's scaring us about Shen Yune.
Speaker 1: It's a real stink show. I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I wanted to go. That's like one of
Speaker 1: these days I'm gonna put down sixty dollars to see
Speaker 1: some people do some of those jump kicks. No, don't
Speaker 1: go to Jen, You and y'all, it ain't worth it.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was a play. No, I mean
Speaker 1: it kind of is. It's a series of plays and
Speaker 1: then there's a Chinese person and a white man who
Speaker 1: sort of like coming in between and give you like
Speaker 1: historical information about each of these stories that they're telling,
Speaker 1: and it just kind yeah, it feels like you know
Speaker 1: when it feels It feels like when your school has
Speaker 1: like an assignment that you have to like both watching
Speaker 1: a play but also taking notes. It's got that the
Speaker 1: whole time. And then I thought that was a guy.
Speaker 1: Oh is that Shank song that you're thinking of. I
Speaker 1: might be thinking of Shang Chi of the Golden Rings.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the guy too. There's a few guys
Speaker 1: with shin type bassis that this episode really went off
Speaker 1: the rails. Sorry, we we started talking about sports and
Speaker 1: somehow got real bigoted. About a minute and a half
Speaker 1: later before we go to break Maggie this, I feel
Speaker 1: like this is an important question. Your brother was was
Speaker 1: trained to basically embrace his right hand. Do you think
Speaker 1: any part of him now believes some of what your
Speaker 1: grandmother said? Is anyone in your family sold on the
Speaker 1: possibility that there's something bad about left handedness? Um? I
Speaker 1: mean no, because now he writes with his left hand,
Speaker 1: Like if there was any I think it was kind
Speaker 1: of a thing that he might have been doing just
Speaker 1: to like give lip service, but I don't think any part.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was still left left side dominant, Like
Speaker 1: he's still dominant soccer with his left hand, you know,
Speaker 1: left foot, and like everything, like even if he's not
Speaker 1: writing with his right hand, if he's gonna catch something,
Speaker 1: he's catch it with the left. So so he was
Speaker 1: really just being respectful to your grandmother as like the
Speaker 1: matriarch of your family, exactly exactly. And I think when
Speaker 1: you're a kid, you don't know he was left in
Speaker 1: the streets. But I think, like if when you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you don't really know, you're like, okay, is this a
Speaker 1: bad thing? Let me just let me get on this side,
Speaker 1: and like kind of see if you know, I think
Speaker 1: in some ways, and I have to assume this also
Speaker 1: was a challenge. Is like, as a black person growing
Speaker 1: up in a predominantly white space, you don't need more
Speaker 1: reasons to like stand out. And I have to assume
Speaker 1: that it also became easier to just be like, no,
Speaker 1: I can I can write like the rest of y'all
Speaker 1: and not feel at all sort of like threatened by
Speaker 1: being the weird outsider in this space. I guess, so
Speaker 1: I guess it was like a modicum of that. But
Speaker 1: like thinking back in school and stuff like that, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I wasn't raised in I was raised predominantly
Speaker 1: in a culture that like thinks that or believes that
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's just like what I heard from the home.
Speaker 1: But like, I never I never noticed who's left handed
Speaker 1: and who's right handed and class like that was nothing
Speaker 1: that I ever found important. Oh, I see, that's why
Speaker 1: it's more dangerous to be a lefty. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the Lengthston started this episode like, no,
Speaker 1: this one is so vague, I actually have no idea
Speaker 1: about any type of discrimination on the left. And then
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and he's like, I used to kill them.
Speaker 1: We murder those kids in the street from being filthy strangers.
Speaker 1: Once again, I am left handed. And wait till I
Speaker 1: see you in person, big dog. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back with more Maggie May
Speaker 1: and more, my mama told me, And we are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more Maggie May more. My mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about the possibility that left
Speaker 1: handedness a left handed person is somehow bad. The left
Speaker 1: hand itself is bad in society. Did you feel like
Speaker 1: you ever witnessed outside of your home any evidence of
Speaker 1: this being true other than all those dead left handed
Speaker 1: people that you you apparently were walking past every day.
Speaker 1: A couple of times. Actually, I remember I was maybe
Speaker 1: in an argument or something with somewhat with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine and then like we had you know, I
Speaker 1: decided I wasn't mad or anything, and I like extended
Speaker 1: my hand to him. Didn't think which hand I was extending,
Speaker 1: and he was like, not your left hand, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, what do you mean, not you're And
Speaker 1: then I saw an improv show. I used to do
Speaker 1: improv back in the day. Well, I still do whatever,
Speaker 1: but it's okay, but you don't have to be ashamed
Speaker 1: of it. It's it's a perfectly healthy art form that
Speaker 1: some people enjoy. Yeah, I mean, I'm not ashamed it.
Speaker 1: I just was like, oh, back in the day, I
Speaker 1: used to do it, and when in fact, like I
Speaker 1: would do it tomorrow. Someone booked me, but uh, some
Speaker 1: my friends. Tony someone tried to shake her hand on
Speaker 1: stage and she was like, don't left hand me. Don't
Speaker 1: give me that, and she said, don't give me that
Speaker 1: poop hands, and I was just like the world, you're not.
Speaker 1: It's only okay if I say it, that's his poop hand,
Speaker 1: that's my poop. Wait have you heard that before? You heard? No?
Speaker 1: But people don't. I know, people don't like it when
Speaker 1: you go to shake with your left. I've had to
Speaker 1: condition myself. Did I naturally just shake with the right,
Speaker 1: which is uncomfortable for me? And maybe my grip isn't strong.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you caught me on an off day and
Speaker 1: you popped my knuckle a little bit. I'm just not
Speaker 1: used to that hand. But yeah, people don't like it
Speaker 1: if you come in and shake with your left thing
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, I've always at least from my and again,
Speaker 1: I'm right handed, so maybe some of this is just
Speaker 1: like being ignorant to it. I always presumed that that
Speaker 1: was just an American thing that, like we had all agreed,
Speaker 1: right hand is the way you shake, and nobody would
Speaker 1: ever dare shake with their left. I mean, I haven't
Speaker 1: touched a lot of foreigners physically, but I'd imagine I
Speaker 1: think that's worldwide. It sounds right. Maybe some of this
Speaker 1: research will help clear it up, but it definitely what
Speaker 1: do the what the what do the books say. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. Apparently the word sinister sinister we
Speaker 1: all know uh to be a word meaning evil, bad,
Speaker 1: demonic of sorts, you know those kinds of things. It
Speaker 1: actually the Latin word. It comes from a Latin word
Speaker 1: meaning on the left side. That's the the original definition
Speaker 1: of the Latin word that sinister comes from. So it's
Speaker 1: not starting great for you, big dog. No. And it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not just me, there's we're a third of the population.
Speaker 1: Is it a third? Is that? Yeah? That seems real high.
Speaker 1: As soon as I said it, I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: your wolet I bet you. I feel like it's probably
Speaker 1: like six it's it's not very common. No, it's very
Speaker 1: it's pretty uncommon. And some suggests and it sort of
Speaker 1: goes back to what you were saying earlier, Maggie about
Speaker 1: the association's right that some of the reasons these associations
Speaker 1: have been considered bad is largely because of how dominant
Speaker 1: right handed people have been in society. So it's much
Speaker 1: more convenient for a a society at large to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: everybody do the same thing the way we're doing it
Speaker 1: than to embrace the possibility that like, yeah, maybe your
Speaker 1: hand could do a different thing. I mean, we even
Speaker 1: have the nerve to call it the right hand, m
Speaker 1: you know, and then the other one just left, like
Speaker 1: Ship went left. I love him hotep tones to it.
Speaker 1: I like what you're doing here. My question. First of all,
Speaker 1: I hear you. I understand. My question is what came
Speaker 1: first the idea the word right being of correct meaning
Speaker 1: like correct and virtuous, or the term right as a direction. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: And I think that's a legitimate question. What I will
Speaker 1: tell you is that historically the there have been both
Speaker 1: periods of high shaming and high embrace of left handed people.
Speaker 1: That like, actually the ancient Celts, you know, back before
Speaker 1: they were Celts and Ship, the Celts associated the the
Speaker 1: they associated the left hand with like femininity and uh
Speaker 1: sort of like the what did they say, the fertile
Speaker 1: wounb that like it was like a beautiful thing left hand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they said, you are a gorgeous lady if you're a
Speaker 1: you got a big, old, heavy, healthy wound cal bearing woom.
Speaker 1: Why is it? What I don't understand is why is
Speaker 1: it masculine or feminine? Everybody has left hands, yes they do. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not true. Some people don't have most lends. And
Speaker 1: if you don't have a left hand, you have a
Speaker 1: left foot. Yeah, that's also not true. I think you
Speaker 1: can have. You could be missing whole sides here. You
Speaker 1: gotta left something. Everybody's got something on the left side.
Speaker 1: They could move. But I think to your larger point
Speaker 1: that these sort of weird associations or correlations are one
Speaker 1: that that they feel odds for. So, for example, the
Speaker 1: ancient Greeks believes men were associate with the right and
Speaker 1: women were associated with the left, and in fact fathers
Speaker 1: used to uh well, they believed that that men were
Speaker 1: the product of the right testicle and that women were
Speaker 1: the product of the left testicle, meaning that the sperm
Speaker 1: that came out of the right testicle produced a man
Speaker 1: and the sperm that came out of the left testicle
Speaker 1: produced a woman. And they went so far, this is
Speaker 1: the craziest part. They went so far as to tie
Speaker 1: off the preferred testicle, or rather the testicle they didn't prefer,
Speaker 1: to make sure that the nut came out of the
Speaker 1: side they wanted as a woman, I as I would,
Speaker 1: I assume you have thoughts. I don't know all. I
Speaker 1: think it's just the wild ship people used to do
Speaker 1: before Google, you know, just the wild stories people used
Speaker 1: to make up for themselves and just be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's put a rubber band around your nuts so we
Speaker 1: can have a girl. I think, and that's also the
Speaker 1: the part that makes me think that this is where
Speaker 1: some of the bigotry relating to left handed people starts
Speaker 1: to be built, because I can't presume that they were
Speaker 1: often tying off their right nut preferring a girl. I
Speaker 1: think that if you are noticing the difference between nut,
Speaker 1: you're more than likely saying, well, I want the boy,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tie off my left nut to shame
Speaker 1: women and and separate girls from my my home now Langston.
Speaker 1: As a father, can you speak to the validity of
Speaker 1: any of this, I will say that I have a daughter,
Speaker 1: and uh, my left nut seems to be working pretty
Speaker 1: pretty strong, so I'm gonna presume she's a left nut baby,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm proud of that. I'm proud of my
Speaker 1: left nut, my left nut baby. I pray to God
Speaker 1: that this episode gets archived and she to hear this
Speaker 1: as soon as possible. Let's get this right in at
Speaker 1: the developmental stage, you know, she needs to feel like
Speaker 1: she knows where she came from exactly right after in
Speaker 1: seventh grade, like when they learn about health and like
Speaker 1: where babies come from that day, Like you learn some
Speaker 1: stuff during school, but look where you really came from.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're you're missing. You're missing what I would like.
Speaker 1: I would like for her to be learning in health class,
Speaker 1: and then for the health teacher to be like, and
Speaker 1: now we have a snippet from your father's podcast in
Speaker 1: which she clarifies exactly where you came from and then
Speaker 1: boom left nut. She's gonna she's gonna be She's gonna
Speaker 1: be one of those kids who tells everybody the wrong
Speaker 1: stuff and they just believe it. This kid and the
Speaker 1: Boys Girls Club told me that girls p out of
Speaker 1: their butt, and I believe it till I was like thirteen,
Speaker 1: And I think he doesn't need to be out here
Speaker 1: spreading our business. But yeah, calm down, ma'am. I've seen
Speaker 1: the videos on the internet that is not where it's
Speaker 1: not on purpose, not on purpose, but you know, I
Speaker 1: click around. I'm an adventurer. Yeah, yeah, I stand up
Speaker 1: to oppression tyranny so interestingly, and this this continues to
Speaker 1: be positive in relation to the left handedness, and don't worry,
Speaker 1: we'll get to the negative. But interestingly, in terms of
Speaker 1: the positive, research shows that parents and specifically women are
Speaker 1: more likely to carry their children on the left side
Speaker 1: of their body. And this physical touch of holding their
Speaker 1: kids on the left side actually is it's called something
Speaker 1: called lateralization, where the right side of the brain is
Speaker 1: activated from the left sides physical touch, and the right
Speaker 1: side of the brain is responsible for language and interpreting
Speaker 1: emotional signals. So it makes it it makes it so
Speaker 1: you're able to be a more attentive, affectionate parent by
Speaker 1: holding your child on the left side and using your
Speaker 1: right brain. That's what's being suggested in the research. See
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's why. I think people hold
Speaker 1: their babies on their left hand because most people are
Speaker 1: right handed and they want the hand free to eat
Speaker 1: or to like swap things away, or to write something down,
Speaker 1: or to make a phone call, like you can't really
Speaker 1: do that easily with your left hand if you've got
Speaker 1: a baby in it. So you think, right, this is
Speaker 1: just people being selfish and wanting to keep their day
Speaker 1: going and not be slowed down by these dumbass babies
Speaker 1: exactly what does it? What does it mean? I'm African?
Speaker 1: I was held on her back? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: We did that too, that's what. Yeah, that means I'm
Speaker 1: a generous lover and we'll be I think you're still growing,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. What that means. Tell the audience the
Speaker 1: back slows down growth and uh, you'll definitely hit six
Speaker 1: ft And uh, I think it means your mom was
Speaker 1: a busy lady who needed both her hands to Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you just when you put a baby on her,
Speaker 1: they fall right asleep. Yeah, all, my all, my all,
Speaker 1: My earliest memories are like me, like waking up on
Speaker 1: my mom's back, like we're in the laundry, back real tight. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I remember it. She puts you on there
Speaker 1: and then she takes a blanket and she wraps the
Speaker 1: whole thing around tight and then yeah, it's like a
Speaker 1: baby bed. But you don't look like a fucking douchebag?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? How how a lot of African
Speaker 1: cultures look at the way Americans are carrying their babies,
Speaker 1: that we just look like douche bags holding our babies
Speaker 1: in the front and on the side. You didn't think that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know. Y'all were like, if you
Speaker 1: way Dora exploring your your kid, you're you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: Why did you put baby beyond? Is the most white
Speaker 1: nonsense ever. Why would you have put the kid in
Speaker 1: the front. That's not even safe. What if you're attacked?
Speaker 1: What if you're attacked from the back? You can't see
Speaker 1: it coming? Oh, how many times have you been attacked
Speaker 1: from the back? I would argue most of the time. Also, also,
Speaker 1: you got a baby on your back. You put your
Speaker 1: back to the wall. Now you can like you pivot,
Speaker 1: you pivot. Your baby is on the front. That baby
Speaker 1: is exposed, little white baby is exposed. What if you trip?
Speaker 1: I didn't put myself in Tom cruise scenarios when when
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the placement, and to your point,
Speaker 1: that is fair. If I'm ever in a situation where
Speaker 1: I'm being attacked by it seems like multiple ninja's, I
Speaker 1: would like to be able to get my baby back
Speaker 1: to the wall and and fight them off. In the
Speaker 1: front seems crazy, and the front seems crazy. It looks weird.
Speaker 1: It looks like the baby is just dangling there, looks
Speaker 1: like the baby is controlling you. Yeah, as a person
Speaker 1: who's been walking around with my baby like crying from
Speaker 1: the Ninja turtles this entire time, I am feeling a
Speaker 1: little embarrassed that you guys are are so emphatic about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should put that flip into the bag. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: back just around. Honestly, once they get toddler size, put
Speaker 1: them in the backpack. Mm hmm. You just leave the
Speaker 1: air hole open a look around. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's how that's what babies are are are made for,
Speaker 1: and I certainly don't think that that that works, or
Speaker 1: certainly the backpacks are going to be able to hold
Speaker 1: them up. But I hear you. I mean, they're not
Speaker 1: made to fucking sit on your chest like a goddamn neace.
Speaker 1: It's the cheap necklace lets fair enough, not even gold.
Speaker 1: A lot of points are being made. They're all hurting
Speaker 1: my feelings. But I hear you. Let's let's get into
Speaker 1: before we go to break. Let's get into some of
Speaker 1: the negative connotations of the left hand. Apparently, the left
Speaker 1: carries associations of immorality, primarily in Christian teachings. That Christianity
Speaker 1: teaches us that the left hand is immoral and specifically
Speaker 1: this part was pretty devastating. From the Book of Matthew,
Speaker 1: in reference to the Last Day of Judgment, it says,
Speaker 1: he shall separate all nations one from another, as a
Speaker 1: shepherd divided his sheep from the goats, And he shall
Speaker 1: set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats
Speaker 1: on the left. Then shall the King say unto them
Speaker 1: on his right hand, come ye, blessed of my father
Speaker 1: inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of
Speaker 1: the world. Then shall he say also onto them on
Speaker 1: the left hand, depart for me, he cursed into everlasting fire,
Speaker 1: prepared for the devil and his angels. M m all
Speaker 1: I hear from that, I said, I'm a hot boy.
Speaker 1: I think that that phrase was the inspiration to be
Speaker 1: onces to the left. To the left, because she could
Speaker 1: have said to the right, like I never thought about it,
Speaker 1: to the left, get your poop handship to the left
Speaker 1: and out of my house. Everybody's associating you to the left.
Speaker 1: But also, why are we goats? It's not great? You
Speaker 1: think are are hellish? Don't they have like a goat
Speaker 1: to the greatest of all time? Yeah, that's that's what
Speaker 1: ll cool Jay started. But up before then, it was
Speaker 1: pretty consistently devil dogs. Oh it's because of their eyes.
Speaker 1: They do have devilish eyes. They got them square eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't like. I don't
Speaker 1: like that either can eat trash, right, they pretty much
Speaker 1: anything like they'll eat like a tim can. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's good for them, but I do
Speaker 1: think they're capable of it. I hate this. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: that was just listen. And also and also that's in Matthew, right,
Speaker 1: it was in Matthew the book. He said a lot
Speaker 1: of things. Tell me another thing. You said, Uh, didn't he?
Speaker 1: Isn't he the one who had the vision where all
Speaker 1: the unclean animals were on it and then God was
Speaker 1: like taking eat and then they were like, oh the
Speaker 1: Covenant is broken, now we can eat pork. That was
Speaker 1: in Matthew. I don't know. I truly was just helping.
Speaker 1: You thought I was a fucking dickhead. You thought I
Speaker 1: was a left handed poop boy. So I should note
Speaker 1: for for anybody that's worried that this is strictly a
Speaker 1: Christian thing, it is not. Apparently, these same sentiments appear
Speaker 1: in Jewish text uh, a few Middle Eastern books, and
Speaker 1: some African cultures as well, So this is not isolated
Speaker 1: to just Christian ritual and ship. This is literally everywhere.
Speaker 1: I hate that which Africans saying they weren't specific, which
Speaker 1: is always a problem for me with these things where
Speaker 1: they go like in all of Africa, and it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, big dog, that that seems pretty unfair.
Speaker 1: There's so much of Africa. Y'all get a little specific
Speaker 1: when it comes to Lithuania, but then you get real
Speaker 1: when it comes we gotta know where fucking Nantucket is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well there's some people in Nigeria saying it. Damn, there's
Speaker 1: some people in Nigeria, no offense, saying a lot of
Speaker 1: wild stuff, a lot of princes, yeah, of scams. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the prince thing is like it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a there's like a lot of people who are
Speaker 1: princess and like a lot of people who are princesses,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a princess on both sides, like, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean really anything. Are you a princess? Are we
Speaker 1: speaking to royalty right now? Both sides? Whoa you're a
Speaker 1: double sided princess. Damn what does that? But I mean
Speaker 1: that and a nickel gets me nickel sup. Damn? All right,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can like, you can't get, like you
Speaker 1: can't get a cow. There's nothing you can get from
Speaker 1: that now because it's all like tribal stuff, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, I don't have any authority
Speaker 1: or anything. My family is the worst of tribes. Were like,
Speaker 1: we have no status in the tribe. Yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: double princess. We're like, just like we got some rice patties.
Speaker 1: Damn that hurts this This podcast has seemed to only
Speaker 1: divide us as a group. We went into this and
Speaker 1: we all liked each other friends, and now you're surf somehow,
Speaker 1: and yeah, now I can't talk to y'all. Yeah, I'm sinister.
Speaker 1: It's all bad. They say we was kings, but we
Speaker 1: was friends once and now look at us. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is all because of the left hand. You know who
Speaker 1: I blame the Christians. The Christians is a good place
Speaker 1: to point your frustrations, that's for sure. Apparently, also the
Speaker 1: Jews and some of the Africans. You gotta point out
Speaker 1: a little bit of everybody, but they're all there. Sweeping
Speaker 1: at We're mad at all, y'all. We're gonna take more,
Speaker 1: more break. We'll be back with more, Maggie May and more,
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, We're
Speaker 1: back here with more, agging May more, and my mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about the possibility that the
Speaker 1: left hand is bad, that it is sinister, demonic, even
Speaker 1: this is what the Christians are telling us. David is
Speaker 1: upset about it. Maggie is largely indifferent. She thinks this
Speaker 1: is all foolishness. We're piecing it together as we go.
Speaker 1: Is that a fair a fair way to encapsulate what's
Speaker 1: been happening. I think that was a beautiful synopsis. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I do want to dig into the
Speaker 1: rest of this research, because I think it only becomes
Speaker 1: more painful as we go along. There was this dude,
Speaker 1: apparently E. W. Lane, who wrote it in his book
Speaker 1: eight in eighteen thirty six and Account of the Manners
Speaker 1: and Customs of Modern Egyptians. He said, it is a
Speaker 1: rule with the Muslims to honor the right hand above
Speaker 1: the left, to use the right hand for all honorable purposes,
Speaker 1: and the left for actions which, though necessary, are unclean,
Speaker 1: which feels like it connects back to that poop conversation
Speaker 1: that we were having earlier. Honestly, if I think about
Speaker 1: all the things I do with my left hand, that
Speaker 1: one does check out uncleaned ship. Yeah, necessary, but unclean.
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets I guess more unkind to left
Speaker 1: handed people, and specifically gives us a little bit more
Speaker 1: history in terms of the propaganda around it. In the
Speaker 1: nineteenth century. For instance, uh, French sociologists this dude Robert
Speaker 1: Hurtz noted that in his travels to Southern Africa, Zulu
Speaker 1: tribes would pour boiling water into a hole and then
Speaker 1: place a child's left hand into it, scalding the hand
Speaker 1: and preventing its use. They were boiling hands, maybe just
Speaker 1: to keep you from being left handed. So how's that
Speaker 1: baby is supposed to wipe his ass with that boiled
Speaker 1: left hand? I think you wrapped some leaves around the
Speaker 1: nub and you you go to town. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to say about that. I'm saying, has this
Speaker 1: been corroberated by multiple sources? Well, this was an eighteen
Speaker 1: uh eighteen something or the nineteenth century, So yeah, eighteen something.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine that it wasn't cooked in with a
Speaker 1: ship ton of bigotry where he really saw one weirdo
Speaker 1: pour boiling water into a hole into it and it
Speaker 1: was like, God, damn, these Africans are wild because from
Speaker 1: what I know of the Zulus Shakazulu, right, very very
Speaker 1: ambidextrious warrior people. Uh huh. Yet they weren't boiling their
Speaker 1: own hands for sure that you wouldn't You would die
Speaker 1: off right if you were doing dumb ship like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a great way to sustain the
Speaker 1: livelihood of your nation. No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Especially wasn't that like builds like a warrior nation? Because
Speaker 1: I like when I was Ki seemed like he could
Speaker 1: kick everybody's ass. If you're a warrior, why would you
Speaker 1: want to have one less hand than the person that
Speaker 1: you're fighting? Is? Maybe my only thing I can see
Speaker 1: is you know how they claimed that was it the
Speaker 1: Amazon's cut off one. Oh, but you can't hit anybody
Speaker 1: with your titty, Okay, your titty is like dead weight.
Speaker 1: You can't. I've also been on the internet. Happen Okay
Speaker 1: if I cut off one of my titties, ain't shit
Speaker 1: happening with this a cup. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm
Speaker 1: not clearly anyone or causing any damage with this titty
Speaker 1: bitty titty and there. I mean, they didn't cut off
Speaker 1: the titty to use them as weapons. They cut it
Speaker 1: for archery so they could draw. True. Oh, you thought
Speaker 1: they were making like I just thought it was hazing.
Speaker 1: I was what are you guys trying to prove? No,
Speaker 1: But you're so hard. I cut my titty off like
Speaker 1: it was more of a an act of functionality. That'd
Speaker 1: be a bad day the day you saw a titty
Speaker 1: get cut off. Oh man, you're not gonna Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't like go to work after that and and be
Speaker 1: at peace. What if they cut off the wrong titty
Speaker 1: and you still can't archery? You can't do They're demanding
Speaker 1: that you do right handed archery, but you're left. Then
Speaker 1: you funk around and accidentally shoot into the sky, comes
Speaker 1: through your skull, and they're like, see that left handed
Speaker 1: person was unlucky. Shit. I think now we're getting to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. So here's let's keep going in
Speaker 1: some of these wild cultural choices during the Spanish In
Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition, the Catholic Church would condemn and occasionally execute
Speaker 1: those who were who were left handed under the under
Speaker 1: What was the reasoning, I believe just referencing that one
Speaker 1: Matthew verse where they're like, hey, on the left side,
Speaker 1: you left handed, you the devil you did. But doesn't
Speaker 1: God love sinners? I don't know if he loves them
Speaker 1: as much as he tolerates them, if they get this
Speaker 1: ship together. I think that is the opposite of what
Speaker 1: the gospel is like, I don't know. And all sin
Speaker 1: is equal. So you think, let's just be clear, you
Speaker 1: think God is You think God is seeing these sinners
Speaker 1: and he's like, fuck, yeah, another one, another one. You
Speaker 1: think that's that's where God is in this. I think
Speaker 1: God wants us all to do the same. Everyone sins,
Speaker 1: no one is immune from sin, and all sin is
Speaker 1: equal in the eyes of the Lord. So my left
Speaker 1: hand is the same as you doing whatever nastiness you
Speaker 1: do on the right damn. See. But there's also this
Speaker 1: Bible verse about giving where it's like, don't let your
Speaker 1: left hand know what your right hand is doing. So
Speaker 1: they were just like, we're gonna really make sure this
Speaker 1: left hand can't We're gonna cut it off. And that's
Speaker 1: enough for the Catholic Church to kill you. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: just looking for a reason. I feel like, especially back then,
Speaker 1: they were just looking for any reason to just be
Speaker 1: able to like chop some heads off and to that point,
Speaker 1: and I think that's a fair one. The in fact,
Speaker 1: during the Salem witch trials, that was also a reason
Speaker 1: for you to potentially be burned at the stake was
Speaker 1: was being left handed. Mhmm. Yeah, I'm sorry, man, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that you didn't do it. You didn't do it.
Speaker 1: So here's where things get even crazier, because at some
Speaker 1: point science got involved, right up to this point where
Speaker 1: sort of like we're following religious texts and we're listening
Speaker 1: to to sort of like the religious leaders. But at
Speaker 1: some point science got involved and then connected left handedness
Speaker 1: with mental deficiencies. They're not true, I swear to God.
Speaker 1: Apparently there was this they basically we're trying to say, like, look,
Speaker 1: it's not their fault that they're this way. Their brains
Speaker 1: don't work the way that they're supposed to. In fact,
Speaker 1: there was this dude, what's his name, Caesare Lombrosso, the
Speaker 1: father of criminology, as he's he's sort of known, once
Speaker 1: wrote when man advances in civilization and culture. He shows
Speaker 1: an always greater right sidedness as compared to women and
Speaker 1: savage races, who, even when they are properly left handed,
Speaker 1: have certain gestures and movements which are a species of
Speaker 1: left handedness. Well, I'm gonna be over here with the
Speaker 1: women and the savages. It turns into a real racist
Speaker 1: and sort of like uh anti woman thing after a while.
Speaker 1: In fact, there there are other texts. This is maybe
Speaker 1: the most damning of them. Oh no, I don't hapen anymore.
Speaker 1: But there they basically became throughout history a major race issue,
Speaker 1: and then people started suggesting that the left was proof
Speaker 1: of Negro inadequacy. That basically, anytime you saw a person
Speaker 1: using the left hand, they were often associating left hand
Speaker 1: with with black people and sort of like the the
Speaker 1: failures of black movements and ship. See I'm left handed
Speaker 1: and I'm black excellence. I love that you feel that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my brother, I hate that you qualified it that way.
Speaker 1: Like my left handed brother is the smartest out of
Speaker 1: all of us. Like he's just so like he used
Speaker 1: to read, you know, as for Tom Clamcy novels, and
Speaker 1: like the fifth grade to read for fun. You know,
Speaker 1: like that's what he wanted for Christmas. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Like he's a lawyer now, he's like super smart, just
Speaker 1: knows everything. He could pick up instruments in a day
Speaker 1: if he wants to. Like, no, we're very similar in that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was also reading Clancy Young. I will say that
Speaker 1: the last piece of information I'll give you, guys, is
Speaker 1: that it is now more or less understood that there
Speaker 1: is absolutely no difference between left and right handed people.
Speaker 1: Uh that that we are all the same. But still,
Speaker 1: despite that, there are plenty of nations that still work
Speaker 1: pretty hard around the world to train their left handed
Speaker 1: children out of that behavior. It is not a thing
Speaker 1: lost in in time. It is, in fact a thing
Speaker 1: that's currently happening across the world. I hate that. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry they try to do it to me. They tried
Speaker 1: to block my light. Yeah, but you fought through that.
Speaker 1: You and you and Maggie's brother, you guys both fought
Speaker 1: to the other side. And look at you now reading talk.
Speaker 1: We're some clancy reading fucking pillars of Black excellence. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care what it's a It's a beautiful journey
Speaker 1: you've been through, and I'm glad that we did it together. Maggie,
Speaker 1: this was this was lovely. Could you tell the people
Speaker 1: at home where they could find you and what what
Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Sure, I'm on all
Speaker 1: of the socials at Maggie May ha ha sorry may
Speaker 1: has spelled m a y e And um let's see.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be later this week up in the Bay
Speaker 1: Area doing a like a like a nice little festival.
Speaker 1: Well some little thing in a little in a little
Speaker 1: town in the Bay Area. Do you want a few
Speaker 1: shows here and there so you don't have a name
Speaker 1: for it. Uh, it's it's called the Mill Valley. The
Speaker 1: city is Mill Valley and they put on like, uh,
Speaker 1: like a nice little festival I think once a month
Speaker 1: and they'll have like like it's an outdoor thing. There's
Speaker 1: like all kinds of stuff and it I think culminates
Speaker 1: with a comedy show that they have like every month
Speaker 1: and apparently it's really fun. They have people to come
Speaker 1: like every single time, some really excited about going. Yea
Speaker 1: Mill Valley gets some wine that that's what they've told
Speaker 1: me that they've got up here. They're like, we've we've
Speaker 1: got dinner for you and we've got great wines. So
Speaker 1: it's like, shoot, well there it is. Go go follow
Speaker 1: Maggie on on the socials and go to Mill Valley
Speaker 1: and get drunk and watch her perform comedy. She's She's
Speaker 1: and as always, uh BORI please, I know I don't
Speaker 1: know what you were. I'm sorry, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you were kicking. Oh if you gotta plug yourself, man,
Speaker 1: you people where they can find you. Yeah, you know. Uh,
Speaker 1: July twenty one, I'm at the Washington d C Improv
Speaker 1: Lab because I don't sell a lot of tickets. Come
Speaker 1: with me there and July twelve through sixteen albeit the
Speaker 1: Rumors Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I assume this has
Speaker 1: a large Canadian audience. And other than that, you know,
Speaker 1: just hug your loved ones. Hug loved ones, please, That's
Speaker 1: what's most important. And uh, as always, you can follow
Speaker 1: me at Lengthston Kerman on all platforms, and if you
Speaker 1: want to send us drops, if you want to send
Speaker 1: us your own conspiracy theories, if you just want to
Speaker 1: send us hate mail, send it to my mama pod
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from
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Speaker 1: until we read it. Anyway, that's it. Bye, bitch Chips
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