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Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of

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Speaker 1: My Mama Tone Me, the podcast where we dive deep

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Speaker 1: finally work to prove that Teddy Riley is in fact

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Speaker 1: how to check by the Zoom Corporation being the fair.

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Speaker 1: Entire platform is based on his nine three hit Rump Shaker.

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Speaker 1: M There it is. I'm your host like Stink German,

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Speaker 1: and I'm your other host, David Bori, and we are.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't be more excited. What a what a what

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Speaker 1: a time, David, What what a a joy it is

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Speaker 1: to be here today? What a time to be alive?

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Speaker 1: A time to be alive, and I do agree with you.

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Speaker 1: I I feel like Teddy Riley is owed something. There's

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Speaker 1: no way they came up with Zoom on their own.

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Speaker 1: You think a bunch of nerds, a bunch of computer nerds,

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Speaker 1: you to call it zoom. They were watching rump Shaker,

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Speaker 1: Yeah they were. They were sitting in there their ship

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Speaker 1: Zoom Corporation. I thank you for your platform so I

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Speaker 1: you know what you did? You know what you did

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Speaker 1: give him check mr V a day. You know you

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Speaker 1: Please give it up for our guests, Miss Maggie May,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm happy to be here. We're happy to

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Speaker 1: have you. I have you. Have you come up with

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Speaker 1: any uh multi billion dollar ideas? Um? I have a few.

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. And now, see that's how they get, you, brother,

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Speaker 1: But then where would that be situated with you? Like

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Speaker 1: It's all bad. Also with guns, the safeties, it's all

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Speaker 1: ancient Greeks believes men were associate with the right and

425
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: women were associated with the left, and in fact fathers

426
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: used to uh well, they believed that that men were

427
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: the product of the right testicle and that women were

428
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: the product of the left testicle, meaning that the sperm

429
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: that came out of the right testicle produced a man

430
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: and the sperm that came out of the left testicle

431
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: produced a woman. And they went so far, this is

432
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: the craziest part. They went so far as to tie

433
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: off the preferred testicle, or rather the testicle they didn't prefer,

434
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: to make sure that the nut came out of the

435
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: side they wanted as a woman, I as I would,

436
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: I assume you have thoughts. I don't know all. I

437
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,239
Speaker 1: think it's just the wild ship people used to do

438
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: before Google, you know, just the wild stories people used

439
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: to make up for themselves and just be like, Okay,

440
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: let's put a rubber band around your nuts so we

441
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: can have a girl. I think, and that's also the

442
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: the part that makes me think that this is where

443
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: some of the bigotry relating to left handed people starts

444
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: to be built, because I can't presume that they were

445
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: often tying off their right nut preferring a girl. I

446
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: think that if you are noticing the difference between nut,

447
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: you're more than likely saying, well, I want the boy,

448
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tie off my left nut to shame

449
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: women and and separate girls from my my home now Langston.

450
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: As a father, can you speak to the validity of

451
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: any of this, I will say that I have a daughter,

452
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: and uh, my left nut seems to be working pretty

453
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: pretty strong, so I'm gonna presume she's a left nut baby,

454
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm proud of that. I'm proud of my

455
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: left nut, my left nut baby. I pray to God

456
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: that this episode gets archived and she to hear this

457
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: as soon as possible. Let's get this right in at

458
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: the developmental stage, you know, she needs to feel like

459
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: she knows where she came from exactly right after in

460
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: seventh grade, like when they learn about health and like

461
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: where babies come from that day, Like you learn some

462
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: stuff during school, but look where you really came from.

463
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're you're missing. You're missing what I would like.

464
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: I would like for her to be learning in health class,

465
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: and then for the health teacher to be like, and

466
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: now we have a snippet from your father's podcast in

467
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: which she clarifies exactly where you came from and then

468
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: boom left nut. She's gonna she's gonna be She's gonna

469
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: be one of those kids who tells everybody the wrong

470
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: stuff and they just believe it. This kid and the

471
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: Boys Girls Club told me that girls p out of

472
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: their butt, and I believe it till I was like thirteen,

473
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: And I think he doesn't need to be out here

474
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: spreading our business. But yeah, calm down, ma'am. I've seen

475
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: the videos on the internet that is not where it's

476
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 1: not on purpose, not on purpose, but you know, I

477
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: click around. I'm an adventurer. Yeah, yeah, I stand up

478
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: to oppression tyranny so interestingly, and this this continues to

479
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: be positive in relation to the left handedness, and don't worry,

480
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: we'll get to the negative. But interestingly, in terms of

481
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: the positive, research shows that parents and specifically women are

482
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: more likely to carry their children on the left side

483
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: of their body. And this physical touch of holding their

484
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: kids on the left side actually is it's called something

485
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: called lateralization, where the right side of the brain is

486
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: activated from the left sides physical touch, and the right

487
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: side of the brain is responsible for language and interpreting

488
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: emotional signals. So it makes it it makes it so

489
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: you're able to be a more attentive, affectionate parent by

490
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: holding your child on the left side and using your

491
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: right brain. That's what's being suggested in the research. See

492
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's why. I think people hold

493
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: their babies on their left hand because most people are

494
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: right handed and they want the hand free to eat

495
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: or to like swap things away, or to write something down,

496
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: or to make a phone call, like you can't really

497
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: do that easily with your left hand if you've got

498
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: a baby in it. So you think, right, this is

499
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: just people being selfish and wanting to keep their day

500
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: going and not be slowed down by these dumbass babies

501
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: exactly what does it? What does it mean? I'm African?

502
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: I was held on her back? What does that mean?

503
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: We did that too, that's what. Yeah, that means I'm

504
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: a generous lover and we'll be I think you're still growing,

505
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: that's for sure. What that means. Tell the audience the

506
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: back slows down growth and uh, you'll definitely hit six

507
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: ft And uh, I think it means your mom was

508
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: a busy lady who needed both her hands to Yeah,

509
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: and you just when you put a baby on her,

510
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: they fall right asleep. Yeah, all, my all, my all,

511
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: My earliest memories are like me, like waking up on

512
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: my mom's back, like we're in the laundry, back real tight. Yeah, yeah,

513
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: you know, I remember it. She puts you on there

514
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: and then she takes a blanket and she wraps the

515
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: whole thing around tight and then yeah, it's like a

516
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: baby bed. But you don't look like a fucking douchebag?

517
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? How how a lot of African

518
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: cultures look at the way Americans are carrying their babies,

519
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: that we just look like douche bags holding our babies

520
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: in the front and on the side. You didn't think that. No,

521
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know. Y'all were like, if you

522
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: way Dora exploring your your kid, you're you're a fucking idiot.

523
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: Why did you put baby beyond? Is the most white

524
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: nonsense ever. Why would you have put the kid in

525
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: the front. That's not even safe. What if you're attacked?

526
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: What if you're attacked from the back? You can't see

527
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: it coming? Oh, how many times have you been attacked

528
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: from the back? I would argue most of the time. Also, also,

529
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: you got a baby on your back. You put your

530
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: back to the wall. Now you can like you pivot,

531
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: you pivot. Your baby is on the front. That baby

532
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: is exposed, little white baby is exposed. What if you trip?

533
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: I didn't put myself in Tom cruise scenarios when when

534
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the placement, and to your point,

535
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: that is fair. If I'm ever in a situation where

536
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm being attacked by it seems like multiple ninja's, I

537
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: would like to be able to get my baby back

538
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: to the wall and and fight them off. In the

539
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: front seems crazy, and the front seems crazy. It looks weird.

540
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: It looks like the baby is just dangling there, looks

541
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: like the baby is controlling you. Yeah, as a person

542
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: who's been walking around with my baby like crying from

543
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: the Ninja turtles this entire time, I am feeling a

544
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: little embarrassed that you guys are are so emphatic about this. Yeah,

545
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: you should put that flip into the bag. Yeah, the

546
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: back just around. Honestly, once they get toddler size, put

547
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: them in the backpack. Mm hmm. You just leave the

548
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: air hole open a look around. I don't know if

549
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: that's how that's what babies are are are made for,

550
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: and I certainly don't think that that that works, or

551
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: certainly the backpacks are going to be able to hold

552
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: them up. But I hear you. I mean, they're not

553
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: made to fucking sit on your chest like a goddamn neace.

554
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: It's the cheap necklace lets fair enough, not even gold.

555
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: A lot of points are being made. They're all hurting

556
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 1: my feelings. But I hear you. Let's let's get into

557
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: before we go to break. Let's get into some of

558
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: the negative connotations of the left hand. Apparently, the left

559
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: carries associations of immorality, primarily in Christian teachings. That Christianity

560
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: teaches us that the left hand is immoral and specifically

561
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: this part was pretty devastating. From the Book of Matthew,

562
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 1: in reference to the Last Day of Judgment, it says,

563
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: he shall separate all nations one from another, as a

564
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: shepherd divided his sheep from the goats, And he shall

565
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats

566
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: on the left. Then shall the King say unto them

567
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: on his right hand, come ye, blessed of my father

568
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of

569
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: the world. Then shall he say also onto them on

570
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: the left hand, depart for me, he cursed into everlasting fire,

571
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: prepared for the devil and his angels. M m all

572
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: I hear from that, I said, I'm a hot boy.

573
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: I think that that phrase was the inspiration to be

574
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: onces to the left. To the left, because she could

575
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: have said to the right, like I never thought about it,

576
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: to the left, get your poop handship to the left

577
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: and out of my house. Everybody's associating you to the left.

578
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: But also, why are we goats? It's not great? You

579
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: think are are hellish? Don't they have like a goat

580
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: to the greatest of all time? Yeah, that's that's what

581
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: ll cool Jay started. But up before then, it was

582
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: pretty consistently devil dogs. Oh it's because of their eyes.

583
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: They do have devilish eyes. They got them square eyes.

584
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't like. I don't

585
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: like that either can eat trash, right, they pretty much

586
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: anything like they'll eat like a tim can. Yeah exactly.

587
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't think it's good for them, but I do

588
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: think they're capable of it. I hate this. I mean, listen,

589
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: that was just listen. And also and also that's in Matthew, right,

590
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: it was in Matthew the book. He said a lot

591
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: of things. Tell me another thing. You said, Uh, didn't he?

592
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: Isn't he the one who had the vision where all

593
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: the unclean animals were on it and then God was

594
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: like taking eat and then they were like, oh the

595
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: Covenant is broken, now we can eat pork. That was

596
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: in Matthew. I don't know. I truly was just helping.

597
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: You thought I was a fucking dickhead. You thought I

598
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: was a left handed poop boy. So I should note

599
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: for for anybody that's worried that this is strictly a

600
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: Christian thing, it is not. Apparently, these same sentiments appear

601
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: in Jewish text uh, a few Middle Eastern books, and

602
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: some African cultures as well, So this is not isolated

603
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 1: to just Christian ritual and ship. This is literally everywhere.

604
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: I hate that which Africans saying they weren't specific, which

605
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: is always a problem for me with these things where

606
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: they go like in all of Africa, and it's like,

607
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, big dog, that that seems pretty unfair.

608
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: There's so much of Africa. Y'all get a little specific

609
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: when it comes to Lithuania, but then you get real

610
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: when it comes we gotta know where fucking Nantucket is. Yeah,

611
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: well there's some people in Nigeria saying it. Damn, there's

612
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: some people in Nigeria, no offense, saying a lot of

613
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: wild stuff, a lot of princes, yeah, of scams. Well,

614
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean the prince thing is like it's kind of

615
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: like a there's like a lot of people who are

616
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: princess and like a lot of people who are princesses,

617
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: Like I'm a princess on both sides, like, but it

618
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: doesn't mean really anything. Are you a princess? Are we

619
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: speaking to royalty right now? Both sides? Whoa you're a

620
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: double sided princess. Damn what does that? But I mean

621
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: that and a nickel gets me nickel sup. Damn? All right,

622
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can like, you can't get, like you

623
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 1: can't get a cow. There's nothing you can get from

624
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: that now because it's all like tribal stuff, you know.

625
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, I don't have any authority

626
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: or anything. My family is the worst of tribes. Were like,

627
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: we have no status in the tribe. Yeah, you're a

628
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: double princess. We're like, just like we got some rice patties.

629
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: Damn that hurts this This podcast has seemed to only

630
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: divide us as a group. We went into this and

631
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: we all liked each other friends, and now you're surf somehow,

632
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: and yeah, now I can't talk to y'all. Yeah, I'm sinister.

633
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 1: It's all bad. They say we was kings, but we

634
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: was friends once and now look at us. Yeah, this

635
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: is all because of the left hand. You know who

636
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: I blame the Christians. The Christians is a good place

637
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: to point your frustrations, that's for sure. Apparently, also the

638
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: Jews and some of the Africans. You gotta point out

639
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: a little bit of everybody, but they're all there. Sweeping

640
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: at We're mad at all, y'all. We're gonna take more,

641
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: more break. We'll be back with more, Maggie May and more,

642
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, We're

643
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: back here with more, agging May more, and my mama

644
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about the possibility that the

645
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: left hand is bad, that it is sinister, demonic, even

646
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: this is what the Christians are telling us. David is

647
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: upset about it. Maggie is largely indifferent. She thinks this

648
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: is all foolishness. We're piecing it together as we go.

649
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: Is that a fair a fair way to encapsulate what's

650
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: been happening. I think that was a beautiful synopsis. Thank

651
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: you so much. I do want to dig into the

652
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: rest of this research, because I think it only becomes

653
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 1: more painful as we go along. There was this dude,

654
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: apparently E. W. Lane, who wrote it in his book

655
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: eight in eighteen thirty six and Account of the Manners

656
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: and Customs of Modern Egyptians. He said, it is a

657
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 1: rule with the Muslims to honor the right hand above

658
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: the left, to use the right hand for all honorable purposes,

659
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: and the left for actions which, though necessary, are unclean,

660
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: which feels like it connects back to that poop conversation

661
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: that we were having earlier. Honestly, if I think about

662
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: all the things I do with my left hand, that

663
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: one does check out uncleaned ship. Yeah, necessary, but unclean.

664
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets I guess more unkind to left

665
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: handed people, and specifically gives us a little bit more

666
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: history in terms of the propaganda around it. In the

667
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: nineteenth century. For instance, uh, French sociologists this dude Robert

668
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: Hurtz noted that in his travels to Southern Africa, Zulu

669
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: tribes would pour boiling water into a hole and then

670
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: place a child's left hand into it, scalding the hand

671
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: and preventing its use. They were boiling hands, maybe just

672
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: to keep you from being left handed. So how's that

673
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: baby is supposed to wipe his ass with that boiled

674
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: left hand? I think you wrapped some leaves around the

675
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: nub and you you go to town. I don't even

676
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: know what to say about that. I'm saying, has this

677
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: been corroberated by multiple sources? Well, this was an eighteen

678
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: uh eighteen something or the nineteenth century, So yeah, eighteen something.

679
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: I don't imagine that it wasn't cooked in with a

680
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: ship ton of bigotry where he really saw one weirdo

681
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: pour boiling water into a hole into it and it

682
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: was like, God, damn, these Africans are wild because from

683
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: what I know of the Zulus Shakazulu, right, very very

684
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: ambidextrious warrior people. Uh huh. Yet they weren't boiling their

685
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: own hands for sure that you wouldn't You would die

686
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: off right if you were doing dumb ship like that.

687
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a great way to sustain the

688
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: livelihood of your nation. No, no, no, no no no.

689
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: Especially wasn't that like builds like a warrior nation? Because

690
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: I like when I was Ki seemed like he could

691
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: kick everybody's ass. If you're a warrior, why would you

692
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: want to have one less hand than the person that

693
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: you're fighting? Is? Maybe my only thing I can see

694
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: is you know how they claimed that was it the

695
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: Amazon's cut off one. Oh, but you can't hit anybody

696
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: with your titty, Okay, your titty is like dead weight.

697
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: You can't. I've also been on the internet. Happen Okay

698
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: if I cut off one of my titties, ain't shit

699
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: happening with this a cup. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm

700
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: not clearly anyone or causing any damage with this titty

701
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: bitty titty and there. I mean, they didn't cut off

702
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: the titty to use them as weapons. They cut it

703
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: for archery so they could draw. True. Oh, you thought

704
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: they were making like I just thought it was hazing.

705
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: I was what are you guys trying to prove? No,

706
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: But you're so hard. I cut my titty off like

707
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: it was more of a an act of functionality. That'd

708
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: be a bad day the day you saw a titty

709
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: get cut off. Oh man, you're not gonna Yeah, you

710
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: can't like go to work after that and and be

711
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: at peace. What if they cut off the wrong titty

712
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: and you still can't archery? You can't do They're demanding

713
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: that you do right handed archery, but you're left. Then

714
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: you funk around and accidentally shoot into the sky, comes

715
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: through your skull, and they're like, see that left handed

716
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: person was unlucky. Shit. I think now we're getting to

717
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. So here's let's keep going in

718
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: some of these wild cultural choices during the Spanish In

719
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition, the Catholic Church would condemn and occasionally execute

720
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: those who were who were left handed under the under

721
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 1: What was the reasoning, I believe just referencing that one

722
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: Matthew verse where they're like, hey, on the left side,

723
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: you left handed, you the devil you did. But doesn't

724
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: God love sinners? I don't know if he loves them

725
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: as much as he tolerates them, if they get this

726
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: ship together. I think that is the opposite of what

727
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: the gospel is like, I don't know. And all sin

728
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: is equal. So you think, let's just be clear, you

729
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: think God is You think God is seeing these sinners

730
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: and he's like, fuck, yeah, another one, another one. You

731
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: think that's that's where God is in this. I think

732
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: God wants us all to do the same. Everyone sins,

733
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: no one is immune from sin, and all sin is

734
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: equal in the eyes of the Lord. So my left

735
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: hand is the same as you doing whatever nastiness you

736
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: do on the right damn. See. But there's also this

737
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: Bible verse about giving where it's like, don't let your

738
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: left hand know what your right hand is doing. So

739
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: they were just like, we're gonna really make sure this

740
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: left hand can't We're gonna cut it off. And that's

741
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: enough for the Catholic Church to kill you. Yeah, they're

742
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: just looking for a reason. I feel like, especially back then,

743
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: they were just looking for any reason to just be

744
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: able to like chop some heads off and to that point,

745
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: and I think that's a fair one. The in fact,

746
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: during the Salem witch trials, that was also a reason

747
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: for you to potentially be burned at the stake was

748
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: was being left handed. Mhmm. Yeah, I'm sorry, man, I'm

749
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: sorry that you didn't do it. You didn't do it.

750
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: So here's where things get even crazier, because at some

751
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: point science got involved, right up to this point where

752
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: sort of like we're following religious texts and we're listening

753
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: to to sort of like the religious leaders. But at

754
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: some point science got involved and then connected left handedness

755
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: with mental deficiencies. They're not true, I swear to God.

756
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: Apparently there was this they basically we're trying to say, like, look,

757
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: it's not their fault that they're this way. Their brains

758
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 1: don't work the way that they're supposed to. In fact,

759
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: there was this dude, what's his name, Caesare Lombrosso, the

760
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: father of criminology, as he's he's sort of known, once

761
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: wrote when man advances in civilization and culture. He shows

762
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: an always greater right sidedness as compared to women and

763
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: savage races, who, even when they are properly left handed,

764
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: have certain gestures and movements which are a species of

765
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: left handedness. Well, I'm gonna be over here with the

766
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: women and the savages. It turns into a real racist

767
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: and sort of like uh anti woman thing after a while.

768
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: In fact, there there are other texts. This is maybe

769
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: the most damning of them. Oh no, I don't hapen anymore.

770
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: But there they basically became throughout history a major race issue,

771
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: and then people started suggesting that the left was proof

772
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 1: of Negro inadequacy. That basically, anytime you saw a person

773
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: using the left hand, they were often associating left hand

774
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: with with black people and sort of like the the

775
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: failures of black movements and ship. See I'm left handed

776
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: and I'm black excellence. I love that you feel that way. Yeah,

777
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: my brother, I hate that you qualified it that way.

778
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: Like my left handed brother is the smartest out of

779
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: all of us. Like he's just so like he used

780
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: to read, you know, as for Tom Clamcy novels, and

781
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: like the fifth grade to read for fun. You know,

782
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: like that's what he wanted for Christmas. It was ridiculous.

783
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 1: Like he's a lawyer now, he's like super smart, just

784
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: knows everything. He could pick up instruments in a day

785
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: if he wants to. Like, no, we're very similar in that. Yeah,

786
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: I was also reading Clancy Young. I will say that

787
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: the last piece of information I'll give you, guys, is

788
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: that it is now more or less understood that there

789
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 1: is absolutely no difference between left and right handed people.

790
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: Uh that that we are all the same. But still,

791
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: despite that, there are plenty of nations that still work

792
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: pretty hard around the world to train their left handed

793
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: children out of that behavior. It is not a thing

794
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: lost in in time. It is, in fact a thing

795
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: that's currently happening across the world. I hate that. I'm

796
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: sorry they try to do it to me. They tried

797
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: to block my light. Yeah, but you fought through that.

798
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: You and you and Maggie's brother, you guys both fought

799
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: to the other side. And look at you now reading talk.

800
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 1: We're some clancy reading fucking pillars of Black excellence. Hell, yeah,

801
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: I don't care what it's a It's a beautiful journey

802
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: you've been through, and I'm glad that we did it together. Maggie,

803
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: this was this was lovely. Could you tell the people

804
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: at home where they could find you and what what

805
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Sure, I'm on all

806
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: of the socials at Maggie May ha ha sorry may

807
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: has spelled m a y e And um let's see.

808
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be later this week up in the Bay

809
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: Area doing a like a like a nice little festival.

810
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: Well some little thing in a little in a little

811
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: town in the Bay Area. Do you want a few

812
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: shows here and there so you don't have a name

813
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: for it. Uh, it's it's called the Mill Valley. The

814
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: city is Mill Valley and they put on like, uh,

815
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: like a nice little festival I think once a month

816
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 1: and they'll have like like it's an outdoor thing. There's

817
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: like all kinds of stuff and it I think culminates

818
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: with a comedy show that they have like every month

819
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: and apparently it's really fun. They have people to come

820
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: like every single time, some really excited about going. Yea

821
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: Mill Valley gets some wine that that's what they've told

822
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: me that they've got up here. They're like, we've we've

823
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: got dinner for you and we've got great wines. So

824
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: it's like, shoot, well there it is. Go go follow

825
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 1: Maggie on on the socials and go to Mill Valley

826
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: and get drunk and watch her perform comedy. She's She's

827
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: and as always, uh BORI please, I know I don't

828
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: know what you were. I'm sorry, I don't know what

829
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: you were kicking. Oh if you gotta plug yourself, man,

830
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: you people where they can find you. Yeah, you know. Uh,

831
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: July twenty one, I'm at the Washington d C Improv

832
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: Lab because I don't sell a lot of tickets. Come

833
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: with me there and July twelve through sixteen albeit the

834
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: Rumors Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I assume this has

835
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: a large Canadian audience. And other than that, you know,

836
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,439
Speaker 1: just hug your loved ones. Hug loved ones, please, That's

837
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: what's most important. And uh, as always, you can follow

838
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: me at Lengthston Kerman on all platforms, and if you

839
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: want to send us drops, if you want to send

840
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: us your own conspiracy theories, if you just want to

841
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 1: send us hate mail, send it to my mama pod

842
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from

843
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: you or REITs in you. Afterwards. It's hard to know

844
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: until we read it. Anyway, that's it. Bye, bitch Chips

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Speaker 1: in your mails. Qualitators are racists, mostly money stuff I

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Speaker 1: can't tell me