Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody, Welcome to an all new
Speaker 1: special episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? Stop pause, everybody,
Speaker 1: Wait a second, that's not the name of this podcast anymore.
Speaker 2: What is the name of this podcast?
Speaker 1: Jared?
Speaker 3: Why should I announce it? Announce it?
Speaker 1: We're going through another rebrand and if you guys have
Speaker 1: stuck with us through the past one, gosh, kudos to you,
Speaker 1: because that's just so great of you to even stick
Speaker 1: with us. We're doing it again and this one's really
Speaker 1: going to stick for a long time.
Speaker 3: I think, well, we're not like I guess you guys
Speaker 3: are still technically newlyweds?
Speaker 1: Are you? But it wasn't even the newlyweds aspect that
Speaker 1: we didn't like so much. It was just a bit
Speaker 1: of a mouth.
Speaker 2: It was such a long title.
Speaker 1: I would be out and I'd be like, the people
Speaker 1: would ask me what I do, and I'd be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I host the podcast. What's the name. It's called crap?
Speaker 1: What is it called again? It's called the Help I
Speaker 1: Suck Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? And they'd be like,
Speaker 1: that's the name the name of your podcast podcast? We're like, well, listen,
Speaker 1: it's a mouthful, but it's worth the time. But we
Speaker 1: are renaming rebranding our podcast to Suckers, just as simple Suckers.
Speaker 3: We wanted something.
Speaker 1: Sweet, short, something to the point, yeah, and we achieved it.
Speaker 3: And I also feel like we're all kind of suckers
Speaker 3: in our own way.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Like I'm a sucker for Ashley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a sucker for a good time.
Speaker 2: Are you a sucker for me?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for anything that can fit in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, So yes.
Speaker 1: I am a sucker for you. Okay, if you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Okay, that's fine. Yeah. So Suckers is
Speaker 1: the new name of the podcast. But in addition to
Speaker 1: changing our name to Suckers, we're also going to all
Speaker 1: be doing our own individual segments every week. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm all to talk about this yet, am I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm just making sureuse I've done this before
Speaker 1: where I say the wrong thing. So we're also going
Speaker 1: to be doing our own episode every week. Caylen, do
Speaker 1: you care to share what you're gonna be talking about
Speaker 1: every week? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So each week I'll be talking about pop culture because
Speaker 4: I'm a sucker for pop culture.
Speaker 1: That's that's so good. I never I never pieced that together.
Speaker 1: You're a sucker for pop culture, that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: That's just the amount of levels to that is amazing.
Speaker 1: I think pretty good.
Speaker 2: How much did you drink on the golf?
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm pretty sober right now, But did
Speaker 1: you know that she's a sucker?
Speaker 3: When she said it, I was like, Oh, that's right,
Speaker 3: that's why we're named. Yeah, there's a little bit of
Speaker 3: a light bulb. But obviously I kept that internal, so
Speaker 3: it made it look like I knew what I was
Speaker 3: talking about, rather than Dean just being like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: Jared casually SIPs his coffee suckers, Yep, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: That's exactly I knew exactly what we were going for
Speaker 3: on this.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel so slow, Jared, What are you a
Speaker 1: sucker for?
Speaker 3: All Right? So I'm a sucker for fatherhood because, as
Speaker 3: everybody on this podcast knows, I am a dad of
Speaker 3: a wonderful son named Dawson who's entering the prime of
Speaker 3: his life, which I think I feel that Dawson is
Speaker 3: at a point where it's more fun than it ever
Speaker 3: has been to be his dad. And I've actually talked
Speaker 3: to other dads about this who feel like they don't
Speaker 3: really connect to the kids until they got to like
Speaker 3: about two. That was when it was like, I wish
Speaker 3: we could just fast forward the first two years and
Speaker 3: get to them when they were two, because after that,
Speaker 3: it's just awesome. And so we're kind of in that
Speaker 3: stage right now where he is so much fun. So
Speaker 3: I'm a sucker for fatherhood. What is the terrible twos?
Speaker 1: Isn't that a thing? Though? The terrible twos?
Speaker 3: It's like tantrums?
Speaker 1: So he put he does have his tantrum.
Speaker 3: He does have his tantrums, but there's so much more
Speaker 3: controllable because when he's crying hysterically as a baby, I
Speaker 3: think and I are like, oh, no, is something wrong?
Speaker 3: Is he okay? There's that little doubt in your head
Speaker 3: like everything's probably fine, But also do are we unaware something?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: He's throwing tantrums and I mean it sucks, but like
Speaker 3: I'll look at Ashley and it'll just be like, just
Speaker 3: let him, let him cry, let him throw himself on
Speaker 3: the floor, scream it out for ten minutes, and then
Speaker 3: you know he'll be playing with his toys in no
Speaker 3: time and everything will be funny.
Speaker 1: And I would imagine he's having a tantrum. He can't
Speaker 1: like communicate to you why he's having a tantrum. A
Speaker 1: little bit better, at least.
Speaker 3: Definitely better, He's still There's so many times Whe're like, Dawson,
Speaker 3: what is the matter? You're like, Okay, what did that
Speaker 3: sound like? Ashley? What do you think he's trying to say?
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's hungry.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, just shove something in there. As
Speaker 3: Dean would say, he's a sucker for anything that fits
Speaker 3: in his mouth.
Speaker 1: The sucker thing. Man, it's so smart. Whoever thought of
Speaker 1: the name suckers?
Speaker 5: So smart?
Speaker 2: Didn't we all?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We did group effort, Yeah we did. We thought well,
Speaker 1: I personally, as I thought of it together as the group,
Speaker 1: I was just like, sucker is just easier to say
Speaker 1: than hope. He suck at being NELI witz. That was
Speaker 1: my appeal to it. But now let's talk. I'm a
Speaker 1: sucker for traveling, and so every week I'm going to
Speaker 1: bring you the hottest, juiciest travel content you'll ever hear.
Speaker 1: Give us a here, guys, if you're sitting in the car,
Speaker 1: turn that air conditioning down to low and turn that
Speaker 1: fan up to high, because we're going to get real
Speaker 1: hot with this travel content up if they're getting hot, No,
Speaker 1: because you want to low like up would be hot.
Speaker 1: Low is cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's getting hot, So turn the A C up.
Speaker 1: Turn it down to low, and turn the fan up
Speaker 1: to high because we're getting real hot. By the way,
Speaker 1: your wife's here, do you I mean, I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: say hello.
Speaker 6: I don't want you to have to whisper in correcting
Speaker 6: Jared on the side, Yeah, temperature needs to be low,
Speaker 6: but the pressure of the fan.
Speaker 5: Needs to be high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're right. I did debate, and the temperature
Speaker 1: is low, the fan is high.
Speaker 3: Yes, got it. That makes sense. But we're turning the
Speaker 3: A C.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I see, I see, I see. We're
Speaker 1: going with this side.
Speaker 3: If I said it's hot in here, turn the a
Speaker 3: C up.
Speaker 5: We do say that, but we shouldn't. We should not
Speaker 5: turn the A C low, turn it down as what
Speaker 5: we should say.
Speaker 1: You make it, you make it a really good point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you're listening to this, I want you to
Speaker 1: turn that a C down real low and turn that
Speaker 1: fan on real high. I'm not gonna do that for
Speaker 1: Kaylin Ashlely. If you were to be a sucker, what
Speaker 1: would you be a sucker for?
Speaker 5: I'm and rather Jared answer this question.
Speaker 6: For the Jonas brothers, well, that means that makes the
Speaker 6: most sense, right, I think the context.
Speaker 3: So what would be a way to describe just celebrity,
Speaker 3: I mean pop culture specifically?
Speaker 1: God, could you imagine's.
Speaker 3: Pop culture is much more? I feel like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to speak for you, but like broad broad where
Speaker 3: yours is teeny bopper culture exactly?
Speaker 1: I do give Kaylin and Ashley co hosted a pop
Speaker 1: culture segment. It would be so ripped, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't even care about pop culture. I would listen
Speaker 1: to that. Yeah that's good. Yeah, so yeah, So that's
Speaker 1: the new concept of the show. We're going to be Suckers.
Speaker 1: We're still going to do our group chat once per
Speaker 1: week three of U's the Suckers podcast.
Speaker 5: Isn't that the relationship side.
Speaker 1: That will be like updating everyone what's going on in
Speaker 1: our lives. For the most part, it will be what
Speaker 1: we've done for the past year. And additionally to that
Speaker 1: too every day, not every day, but each one of
Speaker 1: us once per week. We will come out of their
Speaker 1: own episode.
Speaker 4: Yes, you guys are like on one together right now.
Speaker 4: Is it a lot of bonding On the golf course.
Speaker 1: We actually played in separate groups. Oh yeah, okay, but
Speaker 1: I played well. I shot in eighty three, very proud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, that's fair. Okay.
Speaker 4: This is our first time being together all together doing
Speaker 4: a podcast since our last rebrand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's always so much better when we're in the same
Speaker 1: room as well.
Speaker 3: Isn't it so much better? I wish, yeah, I wish, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, some company, whatever it would be. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it could be. Anybody would pay for.
Speaker 1: Us to like get Metaquest three.
Speaker 5: You would never be cool with that.
Speaker 3: Room together.
Speaker 2: You guys can move to Colorado.
Speaker 1: We should all get VR goggles.
Speaker 5: Well, VR goggles is getting somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that way, we want us to get VR goggles.
Speaker 1: That way, we could be sitting in separate rooms, but
Speaker 1: in the in the iHeart studio. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: I already wonder if that would make a difference. That'd
Speaker 6: be kind of a cool experiment.
Speaker 1: We should try it, if we could go to space
Speaker 1: one day. Stay tuned for VR suckers. We're a sucker
Speaker 1: for VR. Can we talk about why we're all together?
Speaker 1: We haven't mentioned that, so yes, So we're all together
Speaker 1: for one very specific reason, the celebration of what we
Speaker 1: all like to call love.
Speaker 4: We're here for Gary and Teresa's wedding, and last night
Speaker 4: was really fun. You guys miss out because you're flying in,
Speaker 4: but it was fun. It was really fun. I was
Speaker 4: thinking about it. It's really cool that you can meet
Speaker 4: a bunch of new people and just feel like at
Speaker 4: home with them immediately, Like I met Molly Mesnik for
Speaker 4: the first time and absolute lover. We spent like the
Speaker 4: whole night together. And I was thinking about there are
Speaker 4: certain people in the Bachelor who like want to remove
Speaker 4: themselves from it for whatever their career purposes are, and
Speaker 4: I get that, but I also kind of feel bad
Speaker 4: for them because there is such a unique bond that
Speaker 4: we all have and like amazing friendships that come from this.
Speaker 1: It's so true that, Yeah, Mollie and Desiree, we were
Speaker 1: sitting next to I never met them, and they were
Speaker 1: with their husbands Jason and Chris, and we talks for
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours and hours, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: even just about bachelor stuff. It could be about anything,
Speaker 1: but you it's just like, you know, you're not going
Speaker 1: out to dinner with random strangers every couple of weeks
Speaker 1: and having great conversation.
Speaker 4: Right, you meet someone and it's small talk, but it's
Speaker 4: like we all just have this bond that brings us together.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really true.
Speaker 6: I had lunch with Does and Molly today too, and
Speaker 6: I was like, why does the It's just I've met
Speaker 6: them both before. But it's just like you can just
Speaker 6: have like a very natural hour or so long conversation
Speaker 6: feeling like that you've been friends for a while, just
Speaker 6: the commonality obviously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never want to separate myself from the Bachelor.
Speaker 3: I only understand it when people have to do it
Speaker 3: for jobs. Like I remember years ago talking to Michael
Speaker 3: Gariffolo and he was talking about he was in an
Speaker 3: interview for a high position lawyer job because he's a lawyer,
Speaker 3: and they brought up Paradise and he always felt like
Speaker 3: it affected him negatively because they were like, well, like,
Speaker 3: there's you're gonna be in the courtroom defending someone. Oh,
Speaker 3: and they're gonna know like there'll be probably people who
Speaker 3: know who you are, and so I can understand that.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I understand why you might want to
Speaker 3: try to separate yourself if that's gonna affect your occupation.
Speaker 3: But there I feel like there's so many people who
Speaker 3: are like, h I just don't even want to be
Speaker 3: associated with Bachelor anymore, Like why right?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Especially if you're in entertainment. It's like, okay, come on,
Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like, honestly, it feels like a family, like you
Speaker 3: talked about last night, when everybody gets together and you're like, wow,
Speaker 3: this is so nice. I just feel like I can
Speaker 3: relate to you and I feel so comfortable around you.
Speaker 3: There's such a family aspect to this, both from people
Speaker 3: in front of the camera and behind the camera. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just I don't know why people are Some people
Speaker 3: are like even just don't even want to deal with
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a part of anymore. Like right, cool,
Speaker 3: that's fine, you don't have to be.
Speaker 1: Even today on the golf course, I'm sorry to bring
Speaker 1: up golf, but I was in a group with Joey
Speaker 1: the current Bachelor and Jason Mesnik, the Bachelor from fifteen
Speaker 1: years ago, and Jason was telling stories, and Joey was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly how it is for me, Like there are
Speaker 1: so many similarities between a fifteen year gap of being
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, and so it's exactly.
Speaker 4: What me and Molly were talking about last night. We
Speaker 4: were both twenty three on the show and like comparing
Speaker 4: our stories and every story that everyone has is so similar.
Speaker 4: So it's just like it's a really cool thing to
Speaker 4: have so many people here and just I don't know,
Speaker 4: have that commonality between us all.
Speaker 1: And I for one dread these things because do you
Speaker 1: come into this, I'm excited to see like you guys Jared,
Speaker 1: Nashley and Ben and Wells some of my best friends obviously,
Speaker 1: but then you see the rest of the guest list
Speaker 1: and it's like a bunch of people you don't know,
Speaker 1: and you're like, Okay, crap, do I really want to
Speaker 1: go to this? But then you get there and you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine having said no to this because it's
Speaker 1: so much fun and everyone's amazing and I'm having a blast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And usually we do things with iHeart and it's
Speaker 4: like people that we always spend time with, which is
Speaker 4: so fun, and this is like a bigger group people
Speaker 4: that we haven't met, and.
Speaker 2: It's it's fun.
Speaker 1: We met Gary yesterday, Caitlin and I and I thank
Speaker 1: you guys, Jerry, Gary and Theresa and.
Speaker 5: It does look like Theresa.
Speaker 1: And they were so nice. We like walked up to
Speaker 1: them and were like, hey, we just want to say
Speaker 1: hi before your nuptials tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Gary was so great, like someone wanted to come
Speaker 1: say hi and take a picture with him, and Gary
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, I'm introducing myself to these It's
Speaker 1: like I'm in the.
Speaker 4: Middle of a conversation one second, which is just so
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know, like how many people would
Speaker 4: do that. Yeah, I wouldn't either. And it was so
Speaker 4: polite the way he did that. He's like, let me
Speaker 4: finish this conversation. I'll come back to you and then so.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'll have to say, we're here for the wedding.
Speaker 1: We're excited. If the wedding is in like, I.
Speaker 3: Get ready four hours very soon.
Speaker 1: What do you guys all wearing tonight?
Speaker 2: Oh, good question.
Speaker 6: I'm wearing block And I don't know if I've ever
Speaker 6: worn block to a wedding. I've actually never been Yeah,
Speaker 6: I kind of I kind of like being traditional and
Speaker 6: not wearing block to a wedding, but I know that
Speaker 6: isn't It's really okay now no, because black tie like
Speaker 6: still doesn't mean black ferg interesting, Yeah, because remember that
Speaker 6: it used to be a faux pas to wear black to.
Speaker 5: A wedding, which is like to a funeral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you ever wear red to a wedding?
Speaker 5: I don't like myself in red, okay, but they also
Speaker 5: say that's not a good look.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because that means you're the mistress.
Speaker 4: That's like the old school thing, like the scarlet letter,
Speaker 4: and like all the dresses that I own that I
Speaker 4: like are red. We got invited to this pretty last minute,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I just know people are going
Speaker 4: to roast me on the internet if I wear a
Speaker 4: red dress to a wedding.
Speaker 3: Oh I pray one of the Golden Bachelor ladies is
Speaker 3: wearing red.
Speaker 1: And it's it's a scarlet letter kind of thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, I think, like the old school thing is
Speaker 4: you're the mistress. That's what I read somewhere because I
Speaker 4: was like, why is this a faux pas?
Speaker 2: But who knows?
Speaker 1: Kaylen has little black.
Speaker 6: Dress she's Gary's mistress.
Speaker 1: That's all right, we can invite him into the couple.
Speaker 1: That's fine. No, Kaylen has this beautiful black dress. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's actually gonna up wearing it because
Speaker 1: she's got a million options at them at all times.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I don't want to say that you're
Speaker 1: going to steal the show, but you're didn't be stealing
Speaker 1: the show in that thing.
Speaker 5: I think it's very nice.
Speaker 1: Ye, Theresa is gonna be a real man.
Speaker 5: Jared and I are still attending this wedding having not
Speaker 5: met the bride.
Speaker 1: And groom, which is shocking for you guys.
Speaker 5: I feel like that hasn't been on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's weird for you.
Speaker 5: It is weird. I will say this is very strange.
Speaker 5: They haven't been on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess we've just been to a few weddings. I
Speaker 3: guess the only one that we really christ and Crystal
Speaker 3: we were we knew Well, I wouldn't say we were
Speaker 3: close with them.
Speaker 5: We wouldn't have been invited if it was a normal wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Carlyn Evan, Yeah, we're close to them at the time.
Speaker 3: Is that the only other wedding? I mean, Tanner Jade. Obviously,
Speaker 3: has there been other bachelor weddings we've gone to?
Speaker 1: Got you went to ours?
Speaker 3: I meant on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, of course that's your's this wonderful wedding. Thanks
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: Is it sad that the year of your wedding is
Speaker 3: over now, like twenty twenty three is gone.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: I was just going back through our photos to like
Speaker 4: have a photo book. My photographer was asking what photos
Speaker 4: we want and just looking through everyone's pictures again. There
Speaker 4: was a lot that I missed the first time in
Speaker 4: finding photos of you guys, and it was really fun.
Speaker 4: I think I did that on New Year's Day, so
Speaker 4: it was fun.
Speaker 5: To relive it.
Speaker 4: And we got our wedding video back, but we haven't
Speaker 4: watched it because we're in the middle of packing and
Speaker 4: I want to watch it once we're settled and not
Speaker 4: feeling so stressed. You know.
Speaker 6: I hear some people wait till the annivers first anniversary
Speaker 6: to watch.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so cute. I don't know if I can
Speaker 2: wait that long.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. It's nine months away. That's kind of
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could wait that long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you guys out of the Vegas house yet.
Speaker 1: No, so we move in a week. Our house is
Speaker 1: half five days, yeah, less than a week. Our house
Speaker 1: is half packed up. We got boxes everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's very stressful.
Speaker 3: You guys, could you if you wanted to be cutesy,
Speaker 3: you could set up like with no furniture in the
Speaker 3: house and there's just one TV and have like a
Speaker 3: little candlelight like you get in Chinese food or something.
Speaker 1: You see it down on the like our final meal
Speaker 1: in the house, final.
Speaker 3: Meal, and you watch your video. It's cute because it's
Speaker 3: the house that you I mean, it was the house
Speaker 3: that you own while you got married.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it could be kind of cute.
Speaker 5: That's like such a cute idea that he's like never implemented.
Speaker 3: For us like that. It's just not in many years.
Speaker 3: And then you guys should totally post the Instagram because
Speaker 3: it'll definitely.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now we're talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great engagement guys.
Speaker 1: It is funny sometimes like my friends last for advice
Speaker 1: on things, and I'll get like similar to what Jared
Speaker 1: just did. I'll give him advice. I'll be like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was so romantic of me. And then I'll let
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I never thought of doing that for
Speaker 1: my wife. Not in like a bad way, but like
Speaker 1: you know, when you're thinking for your friends, you think
Speaker 1: like maybe more out of the box. I guess, just
Speaker 1: do so much effort. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: Would you guys have a kid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to want to do anything.
Speaker 4: What's the last romantic thing you've done for me? In
Speaker 4: the last romantic thing you've done for Ashley m.
Speaker 1: I will the definition of romance. It changes, it changes.
Speaker 6: You're going to say that it's romantic when you like
Speaker 6: do the dishes because I I'm not the person who
Speaker 6: thinks that. I think it's very nice and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: thank you so much for doing that, but I don't
Speaker 6: find that romantic.
Speaker 5: And like a lot of women are like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: that's such a turn on. I'm like, that's no, because
Speaker 5: it's we're using the dishes together. I just need to
Speaker 5: get done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't gonna say that.
Speaker 6: I don't know the last I mean, Jared like has
Speaker 6: done really kind things for me like that I can
Speaker 6: think of lately, but I can't think of anything romantic.
Speaker 1: Let's splip it back around. What's the last romantic thing
Speaker 1: you've done for either of us.
Speaker 2: I did not expect that atually.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Maybe we could all just take a look
Speaker 1: at ourselves in the mirror.
Speaker 2: I know I'm romantic.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what have you done for me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't. I have not been very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The last romantic thing I think I did was
Speaker 1: I bought like ten dozen flowers.
Speaker 5: Ten dozen.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: He bought so many. Yeah, only that was like years ago.
Speaker 1: That was like three months ago.
Speaker 5: That was tw twenty three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It was three months ago, and just because it was Tuesday,
Speaker 1: just bought you a bunch of flowers. Thank you.
Speaker 5: That's really sweet.
Speaker 3: I have bought you many flowers. It's just been a
Speaker 3: little while. But to further record, I bought the flowers
Speaker 3: because I was like, I frick, I I think romantic.
Speaker 3: In a while, I'll tell you what I did something
Speaker 3: that I don't know if this is technically romantic, but
Speaker 3: I think it's so thoughtful that it could be romantic.
Speaker 3: So we're going to Disney.
Speaker 5: That's what I said. That's what I'm in my head.
Speaker 5: This was kind.
Speaker 6: This is like very yeah kind kind Jared, this isn't romantic. Jared,
Speaker 6: I love you so much, and it's okay that you
Speaker 6: haven't done anything romantic off the top of my head
Speaker 6: right now for a while. But I can't think neither
Speaker 6: can I. I'm not I'm saying that, like we probably
Speaker 6: need to work on that. Yeah, we really need to
Speaker 6: work on that. Well, you know, it's very I love it.
Speaker 3: It's not to you said no Christmas gifts one another, yeah,
Speaker 3: which is always a lie.
Speaker 6: Which is a lie except for this year. We suck
Speaker 6: to it, except for he didn't because he got me this.
Speaker 5: But we are so timed, so like I don't need
Speaker 5: anything more like and.
Speaker 6: I just feel like I'm busting at the seams with
Speaker 6: like stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get her a blanket or slippers
Speaker 3: or anything like that. And then I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I want to get her something. So we're going to
Speaker 3: Florida here in a few weeks, uh to go to
Speaker 3: Disney for the first time and take Dawson. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: And we're going with my parents, my sister and her,
Speaker 3: my niece, and then my cousin and her, so it's
Speaker 3: like pretty much my side of the family. And so
Speaker 3: I reached out to Lauren and I said, hey, would
Speaker 3: you want to come to Disney with us? I'll pay
Speaker 3: for your way and your ticket and that'll be my
Speaker 3: Christ's gift for like you and Ashley. And she's like great.
Speaker 3: So Christmas morning comes and then like I printed up
Speaker 3: a photo of Lauren and photoshopped it where she has
Speaker 3: like Mickey years and said, see you in Florida. And
Speaker 3: so I said, oh, actually, I think there's something in
Speaker 3: you're stocking and she opened it up and found out
Speaker 3: that Lauren's going to Florida. So that was really sweet
Speaker 3: and kind.
Speaker 1: I see we're Actually it's very sweet and kind. But
Speaker 1: is it romantic?
Speaker 3: And that thing I also bought you laingerie?
Speaker 1: Oh that's romantic.
Speaker 5: Good job, thank you. I forgot all about that, which
Speaker 5: Jared was already.
Speaker 3: Romantic.
Speaker 5: Not much lately.
Speaker 3: Extly know.
Speaker 5: No, you did buy LAUNDERI, which I really enjoyed. Do
Speaker 5: you like it? If Deane were to buy you? Has
Speaker 5: he ever bought I never heard that you would you
Speaker 5: like it?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I was like, he would never in a millionaires that,
Speaker 2: why not? You should?
Speaker 1: The only type of laundre I would ever buy you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hate that I say this on a podcast
Speaker 1: is fish net, thigh high something about a girlish.
Speaker 5: Jared loves thigh highs.
Speaker 4: Dean loves thigh high boots and every time, like over
Speaker 4: the knee boots, and every time I wear them.
Speaker 2: He's like, it's just not right. I think you're missing
Speaker 2: missing fish nets.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you want me to wear a thighs?
Speaker 5: Oh god, stripper.
Speaker 3: I don't care, like pretty woman have an effect on
Speaker 3: you at a young age because I think Julia Roberts
Speaker 3: in those boots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe.
Speaker 2: Possibly have you even you've never seen that. He's never
Speaker 2: seen that.
Speaker 5: You've never seen pretty woman.
Speaker 1: No, I've seen it. I've seen it. You work on commission,
Speaker 1: don't you.
Speaker 5: He's quoting.
Speaker 2: He's quoting the office, quoting pretty Woman.
Speaker 1: Big mistake, that's huge, that's all he knows. But very hot.
Speaker 3: I remember the.
Speaker 4: Boots, but that's like what I wore. And she's not
Speaker 4: wearing fishnets, so what else?
Speaker 1: So the what you're referring to right now is Kaitlin
Speaker 1: did wear some thigh high boots and they were like
Speaker 1: tan and they were went tight and I was like
Speaker 1: they got to be loose and they got to be baggy.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know how insane I sound.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know what he wants.
Speaker 1: That's very true. That's so true, and I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: for subjecting you to that.
Speaker 3: So it is awkward buying Ashley.
Speaker 6: I want to know, like he got some he got
Speaker 6: some raunchy lingerie.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and yeah, Cross.
Speaker 1: We got to know what exactly it was that we
Speaker 1: don't have to know exactly what it.
Speaker 3: Is that I went. So I go to Victoria.
Speaker 5: How you found this Victoria's Secret?
Speaker 3: It was like on the doll, I'll take this one.
Speaker 5: Did you say I'll take this?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't say, like.
Speaker 1: He's undress.
Speaker 3: Mannequin. But yeah, it's always awkward no matter what I know.
Speaker 3: Victoria's Secrets is meant to be the store where a
Speaker 3: guy feels comfortable. But then I also saw so of
Speaker 3: course I go in there and I'm holding this and
Speaker 3: it's it is kind of raunchy, you know. So it's
Speaker 3: on a hangar.
Speaker 5: At the Warwick Mall.
Speaker 3: I was at the war Victoria's Secrets and then it's
Speaker 3: on a hangar, so like it's very clear as day
Speaker 3: what I'm purchasing. You know, there's no hiding this because
Speaker 3: there are straps. So it's like whatever, but so I'm
Speaker 3: holding it, and of course this girl comes up to
Speaker 3: me this and I used to volunteer with her at
Speaker 3: Camp Dottie, which was a summer camp for kids. So
Speaker 3: here I am. I see this girl that I used
Speaker 3: to volunteer with, and then I'm holding this. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm just buying. It's so different, but it's still so
Speaker 3: awkward because I.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, I know the kid.
Speaker 3: You know, kids are doing great, and yeah.
Speaker 5: It's too well.
Speaker 6: I hope Jared just he's just a lainger guy. I
Speaker 6: saw this instagram really that was like this girl she
Speaker 6: was like in her sweatpants, like totally baggy sweatpants, and
Speaker 6: she was like, doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: What I wear, like my husband always wants to get laid.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, this is the.
Speaker 6: Most unrelatable thing, Like I like have to look good.
Speaker 3: No, yes, maybe lately, no always, that's not true. You
Speaker 3: have also be.
Speaker 6: Already been like that, I like to look good. I
Speaker 6: don't want to look I don't want to look yeah.
Speaker 3: And they're like, let's be honest. I love you so much.
Speaker 3: You are beautiful and wonderful in so many ways, but
Speaker 3: nobody would accuse you of like someone who's just like
Speaker 3: Angelic in the morning.
Speaker 5: I know we've talked about this, like you're so rude
Speaker 5: but so true.
Speaker 3: Just a slob.
Speaker 5: I know I'm not asked. I'm just saying that conversation
Speaker 5: on this podcast.
Speaker 3: And I like, you know, I'm not saying that I'm
Speaker 3: not a slob.
Speaker 6: At times, Jared, it's like, but what if I'm like
Speaker 6: fresh out of the shower and like have hairs, But
Speaker 6: then what if I'm warning that's fine.
Speaker 1: I think they're hot.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like like, no, I hate it. I want
Speaker 2: I want I like lingerie.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I want him look like a tomboy.
Speaker 1: I think tom boys are sexy.
Speaker 5: Jared has like he is so funny because.
Speaker 3: Yours don't wear it. She calen Pu wears nice sweats
Speaker 3: that are also somewhat.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying that I don't look cute, Like I
Speaker 6: know I don't look cute in sweatpants, and I know
Speaker 6: that she looks cute in sweatpants. No, she could wear
Speaker 6: the same sweatpants, but she has that look she's like
Speaker 6: not gen Z, but well she actually but she like
Speaker 6: pulls it off like gen Zsign them and I will know,
Speaker 6: even if I had designer sweats on, you still wouldn't think.
Speaker 5: That like that was sexy on me. And it's fine.
Speaker 5: That's just how we were built in two different generations
Speaker 5: and and that's just how.
Speaker 1: For the records, to your point that you made it earlier,
Speaker 1: I have such a gripe with these videos where it's
Speaker 1: like when your wife makes eye contact with you and
Speaker 1: it's like you instantly go to the bedroom, and it's like,
Speaker 1: we need to stop glorifying having an insane libido that
Speaker 1: doesn't exist and wanting to have sex with their wife
Speaker 1: every thirty seconds, because that's not real.
Speaker 4: For the record, it's like a couple TikTokers who are
Speaker 4: making it see and there's it's the housewives too, or
Speaker 4: someone said this recently. It's like whoever's talking about sex
Speaker 4: and talking about how much sex they have is never
Speaker 4: having as much sex as they do.
Speaker 2: So it's always those people who.
Speaker 1: Are I mean, I don't you can't really generalize so much,
Speaker 1: but like, if you are having that much sex, it's
Speaker 1: your relationship probably sucks.
Speaker 2: You're having necessarily true.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, but like you're probably having
Speaker 1: sex to cope for all the other bad aspects of
Speaker 1: your relationship. Either way, I agree, and I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are super healthy relationships that they still have a lot
Speaker 1: of sex, but like, if your relationship is based on sex,
Speaker 1: it's not going to be very successful.
Speaker 3: I think you're probably having sex so much just because
Speaker 3: you hate each other, which can be fun, but not
Speaker 3: not for a long term, happy, successful relationship. I remember
Speaker 3: when we first got together, and it's obviously the tours
Speaker 3: and talked about how about you being a virgin for
Speaker 3: so long that because I want when we started getting
Speaker 3: more into the relationship and then my sex drive started
Speaker 3: going down just as normal as any relationship and we
Speaker 3: wouldn't have sex. Well, you are like, don't guys want
Speaker 3: to have sex like all the time, And I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm weird, but like I don't
Speaker 3: have sex all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, when it messes with women's mindset. I feel
Speaker 4: like we've talked about this too, but because we do
Speaker 4: think that men just constantly think about sex and want
Speaker 4: sexy stupid video, I will agree.
Speaker 6: There are some influencers where I'm like, I can't believe
Speaker 6: that I've seen multiple reels from you guys about like
Speaker 6: get into the bedroom, like yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not I don't we like normalize it as
Speaker 1: guys where you like Jared was just saying, like, you
Speaker 1: think that you're supposed to want to like want this
Speaker 1: all the time, but it's like I mean personally and
Speaker 1: both of our experiences just not that so.
Speaker 4: But then being a woman, you're like, well, it's me.
Speaker 4: They're not objected to me, Like what what can I do?
Speaker 2: The fish nets?
Speaker 1: Some fish nets and some some boots that I don't
Speaker 1: know how to describe, ye, because I still don't even
Speaker 1: know what I like the fish nets?
Speaker 3: You know, I think about way too much though, in
Speaker 3: all honesty, and I was thinking that it's an issue
Speaker 3: is football. I'm not we don't have to talk about it.
Speaker 3: But I was actually thinking about that last night because
Speaker 3: before I go to bed, I was thinking about I
Speaker 3: was honestly like manifesting myself playing football, and I was like,
Speaker 3: why do I think about that? I think about this
Speaker 3: way too much. This is a waste of my time.
Speaker 1: Wait, while you're having sex?
Speaker 3: No, no, like kiss good night and then I roll
Speaker 3: over it and like just fall, what about football?
Speaker 1: Are you thinking about?
Speaker 3: Legitimately? Me playing flag football with my buddies, and then
Speaker 3: it goes into like highlights of Tom Brady, and then
Speaker 3: I think about the NFL standings, and then I think
Speaker 3: about the playoff picture, like I wonder, okay, so if
Speaker 3: Pittsburgh wins, that means the Bills can't lose. And this
Speaker 3: is like forty five minutes of me, and then I
Speaker 3: fall asleep and then I wake up. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: should be reading. You think about this so much.
Speaker 1: Kaylen hates it. She's like every Thursday, Sunday and Monday,
Speaker 1: all you do and think.
Speaker 2: About is watch football, and I'm so over it.
Speaker 6: I will say this since Tom has not been in
Speaker 6: like I was so invested when Tom was in the
Speaker 6: league and that was just really fun for me. But
Speaker 6: now that he's not been, Jared's been more of like
Speaker 6: a general fan of the NFL. So he watches all
Speaker 6: the games now like dissatisfy, like I don't know the
Speaker 6: hole in his heart, and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm
Speaker 6: boarded this, like I don't don't care about these guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah too much anyway, okay.
Speaker 1: And the Patriots are bad and the Broncos are bad,
Speaker 1: so it does kind of make you like I have
Speaker 1: to watch more of it anyways, that's going to do it.
Speaker 1: We're suckers for football, but no one else is, so
Speaker 1: that's why I have to button it up sometimes.
Speaker 2: Zip it as Kathy.
Speaker 1: Listener, thank you so much for listening to this episode.
Speaker 1: I hope that you're on board with this brand change
Speaker 1: from us.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. It's going to be fun.
Speaker 3: So that was a great first episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. We're suckers for this podcast. We're suckers
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you so much for listening. I hope
Speaker 1: you're going to speed limit. If you're not wearing your
Speaker 1: seat belt, put it on because you don't want to
Speaker 1: be unsafe below.
Speaker 3: It's going to be crazy twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: And Jared, you're going to be a sucker for fatherhood. Kalyn,
Speaker 1: you're going to be a sucker for pop culture. I'm
Speaker 1: a sucker for travel, but we're all suckers for life.
Speaker 1: And that's what we're going to talk about together.
Speaker 2: Soon the next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, where maybe what are we going to do
Speaker 1: next week?
Speaker 4: Well it's still maybe we suck a little bit less less.
Speaker 3: I'll never die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why are you panicking?
Speaker 4: Hurry?
Speaker 5: I have to but record my podcast I gotta go
Speaker 5: get ready.
Speaker 3: Next week, we're hopefully we all suck just.
Speaker 2: A little bit less.
Speaker 3: Yeah,