Speaker 1: The second date of date. When I think about the
Speaker 1: worst date nights of all time, I immediately think of
Speaker 1: Jack and Rose on the Titanic, and it starts off
Speaker 1: kind of awkwards. She's kind of stuffy and engaged. He's poor,
Speaker 1: showing her drawings that he's made of other naked women
Speaker 1: in his little doodle book. But then right when the
Speaker 1: chemistry is finally clicking between them, what happens? Boat sinks,
Speaker 1: Everyone dies. Talk about the mode killer.
Speaker 2: She had.
Speaker 1: Other men wouldn't describe it as a successful date night,
Speaker 1: though we all agree she like literally murdered Jack.
Speaker 3: Was the first date.
Speaker 4: I mean, what do you don't know?
Speaker 1: I'm scared of commitments. Sorry, flights to the bottom. Well,
Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners and
Speaker 1: it was all about those disaster first dates. Just one, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have a Titanic esque moment? Come up?
Speaker 5: Oh big time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, before we even get to the iceberg, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the person that you went out with. Who was
Speaker 1: your Rose?
Speaker 5: Okay, so I matched with a woman named Connie on
Speaker 5: a dating app.
Speaker 3: Not as romantic of a name, that's all right.
Speaker 1: What did you like about Connie?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, full disclosure. She's totally out of my league,
Speaker 5: but we matched and like we kind of like have
Speaker 5: hit it off. But so I'm very much aware she's
Speaker 5: out of my league.
Speaker 3: So that's what you think.
Speaker 2: She obviously doesn't think that because she wants to go
Speaker 2: out with you. You mean you're chatting like that's your opinion.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that's really nice to you.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you tell us about what you and Connie did,
Speaker 1: because you obviously must have gone.
Speaker 5: Out right, Well, we did so the night before our date.
Speaker 5: I got super sick.
Speaker 1: At that point. Are you still thinking I need to
Speaker 1: push through this and make it to my date.
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh I'm not going to miss this date because
Speaker 5: of the league thing.
Speaker 2: But it's like society not learned anything. I think we're
Speaker 2: all good now. If you have a sick day, like, let's.
Speaker 1: Find cancels on me.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing the other day.
Speaker 1: Especially with the attractive girls. You know, you have one
Speaker 1: chance or they have a million other options to move.
Speaker 3: On to that man.
Speaker 2: But it's so hard to put your best foot forward
Speaker 2: when you have no energy.
Speaker 3: I mean, were you feeling better the next day?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: No, I was not. I was not at all. I
Speaker 5: was not at all. And where we were going to
Speaker 5: meet is like forty five minutes away.
Speaker 4: Oh, on that long drive when you're not feeling good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so about halfway day, about halfway there, I'm
Speaker 5: just going to say it, I got stick on myself.
Speaker 2: Nor my go honey. I mean at that point you
Speaker 2: finally turned around a way home.
Speaker 1: Right, I did.
Speaker 5: I changed clothes, I took a shower, I cleaned up,
Speaker 5: and by the way, like I just kind of with
Speaker 5: texting her and told her that work me busy. So
Speaker 5: I'm running late. She's totally cool with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Brook of course he's gonna lie. He's
Speaker 1: not just gonna be like, hey, I just pooped all
Speaker 1: over myself. Be there in twenty I love it.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: So you're like gonna keep going with this date like
Speaker 2: it sounds like you're still trying to meet up.
Speaker 1: With you forget she's hot.
Speaker 2: Oh god, obviously it didn't end well, Like it's not
Speaker 2: a good first impression.
Speaker 1: We don't know how it ended with Chris, tell us
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 5: So I get cleaned up, I tell her I'm on
Speaker 5: my way, and then I decide to just take an
Speaker 5: uber there and oh no, I'm two hours late be
Speaker 5: So we're sitting down and I started sweating. No, I
Speaker 5: don't want her to think I was nervous, because I wasn't.
Speaker 5: I just was set sick sweats.
Speaker 3: Basically, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so she can kind of tell I'm not feeling well.
Speaker 5: So she's like, I got to get you out of here,
Speaker 5: So let me just call an uber for us and
Speaker 5: then go yeah, and we'll like she's like being caring,
Speaker 5: you know, she like kind of wants to make sure
Speaker 5: I get home okay, or.
Speaker 2: Like sweet, I'd be like, don't spread your germs over here,
Speaker 2: get out.
Speaker 4: Here being hot and nice and understanding this whole time.
Speaker 4: She sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: Bro sounds suss to me.
Speaker 4: Nobody does that are snooty and they would just.
Speaker 1: Be like, iw So what happens you all get into
Speaker 1: the uber together.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So we get into uber and I'm fine for
Speaker 5: a little bit, and then I finally tell the guy
Speaker 5: he's got to pull over because I get thick on.
Speaker 7: The side of the road so gross, and.
Speaker 3: The sound of it you just can't recover.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then then he kicks it out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably thinks you're drunk too.
Speaker 2: You know, what do you do?
Speaker 5: Well, my mom lived a couple of blocks away. The
Speaker 5: mother just go home, So we just walk a couple
Speaker 5: of blocks to my moms left.
Speaker 2: You've been banned from Ober call the other company, look
Speaker 2: like a mom's boy.
Speaker 4: You come in like mommy, I just for.
Speaker 1: I would have preferred to be on the Titanic this one.
Speaker 3: What happens when you get your mom's house.
Speaker 1: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: Obviously she was like nice about it, but she only
Speaker 5: kind of met my mom through like the screen door
Speaker 5: kind of thing. Oh good, she just called another uber
Speaker 5: and she just left. But I don't know. I need
Speaker 5: your guys help because I need to redo on this.
Speaker 5: I do so many things going wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, just because you got sick on yourself
Speaker 1: and then again in front of your date doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that we can't fix.
Speaker 3: This for you, or that you ended up at your mom's.
Speaker 1: Let's just stop recapping and just get to the call.
Speaker 1: We'll do it your second date update. Next update.
Speaker 3: You're in the middle of a second ate update update,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Find out how the couple is doing right after you
Speaker 2: here part two.
Speaker 1: Still, We've been given challenges on this show before, but
Speaker 1: maybe none greater than the one that we're facing right now.
Speaker 1: I cannot remember.
Speaker 6: Another I can't take the background music on these I
Speaker 6: because it's like it's gonna be tough for us, because
Speaker 6: we're trying to get a second date for Chris or
Speaker 6: as he's known at Uber headquarters.
Speaker 1: Sir pukes a lot because Chris felt ill the night
Speaker 1: before his date, decided he was gonna go out on
Speaker 1: it anyway, and got sick on himself, not once, but twice.
Speaker 3: He made it onto the street.
Speaker 1: The second time she Yeah, that was in front of
Speaker 1: Connie before she decided, I just need to get this
Speaker 1: guy to his mom's house.
Speaker 7: And drop him off.
Speaker 4: Literally. You think that's a joke Jeff's making, That is
Speaker 4: exactly what they did.
Speaker 1: Next, literally brought him over to his mother's house and
Speaker 1: dropped him off at the front door. So before we
Speaker 1: call her Chris and ask for another chance here, when
Speaker 1: was the last time you even spoke to Connie.
Speaker 5: Five days ago?
Speaker 3: The day?
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: That is so rough. I but your mom even felt
Speaker 3: bad for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom was pretty sympathetic to the situation. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she was pretty She was very supportive.
Speaker 1: Sweet mom. Well, at least you did end up getting
Speaker 1: a first kiss that day. It wasn't from Connie, but
Speaker 1: just on from your mom on the forehand, that's that's
Speaker 1: a positive way to look at it. We're gonna he
Speaker 1: was looking for something. Let's roll that positivity into this
Speaker 1: call with Knnie. I'm gonna dial her number right now.
Speaker 1: We'll see what she has to say. Okay, and here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Connie? Yeah?
Speaker 7: This is Connie.
Speaker 1: Who's this Oh it's good, she's alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're worried that she got it too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, I'm familiar.
Speaker 3: You are all right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 7: Did I win something?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: What what is it?
Speaker 1: It is potentially a second date with somebody that you
Speaker 1: went out with five days ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh my gosh. That was not the kind of
Speaker 7: prize I was hoping for.
Speaker 3: It's close to concert tickets, you know that.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the guy Chris.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I forget we liked Chris.
Speaker 1: We'd like to gauge how you felt about it. On
Speaker 1: a scale of one to ten, how hot was that date? Like?
Speaker 7: Negative ten?
Speaker 3: That's not fair. I'm sorry. Don't you feel bad for him?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: What a bummer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it was a bummer. I mean I
Speaker 7: was excited when we matched, but it was just he
Speaker 7: was sick. He knew he was sick, and he still
Speaker 7: went out on a date. And that's really dangerous because
Speaker 7: I can get sick too.
Speaker 3: I said that too.
Speaker 2: And but you know what his defense, he was like,
Speaker 2: she's so hot, you can't reschedule with at all.
Speaker 3: I thought that was positive.
Speaker 1: No, that sounded creepy.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm looking for a match, not because I'm hot,
Speaker 7: Like I went to somebody that can get along with
Speaker 7: Let me.
Speaker 1: Let me clarify. Chris just said he felt like this
Speaker 1: was a once in a lifetime opportunity to go out
Speaker 1: with you, that you were the type of girl that
Speaker 1: probably would have moved on if he didn't make it
Speaker 1: work that night.
Speaker 7: Well, he didn't make it work that night.
Speaker 2: That's basically what I said, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: To just her looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was very excited, and I think that what it.
Speaker 1: Is, but not over excited in the creepy type of way.
Speaker 1: It was just a normal amount of excitement.
Speaker 3: He regrets everything that went wrong. I mean you can
Speaker 3: say that he regrets.
Speaker 7: That well, and then you know, when I found out
Speaker 7: he actually lives with his mom. That was kind of
Speaker 7: ridiculous too.
Speaker 2: He said that he had to drive forty five minutes
Speaker 2: to see you. He lived forty five minutes away, and
Speaker 2: instead of ubering all the way back home, he just
Speaker 2: had you rop him off at his mom's house because
Speaker 2: she was close.
Speaker 7: Wow, you sound like you know a lot more about
Speaker 7: the dates than I do. Why don't you fill me in?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't need it in the mean way.
Speaker 1: I just we we could fill you in on the
Speaker 1: whole thing, but it'd probably be easier if we just
Speaker 1: let Chris do it himself, because he's on the other
Speaker 1: line listening right now.
Speaker 2: And want to know, I said, Chris say anything that bad.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm just I'm just curious. I'd like texted
Speaker 5: a couple of times and you haven't responded.
Speaker 7: So I mean, I'd rather not hurt your feelings. Even
Speaker 7: though I'm was really.
Speaker 3: Upset you're upset, It's just easier.
Speaker 7: I was upset about everything about being exposed to getting sick.
Speaker 7: You know, now I'm even more upset about the hot comment.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just meant to say, like he he thought
Speaker 2: he had one shot with you, and he didn't want
Speaker 2: to ruin it, That's all I meant.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I hate to say this, but that just
Speaker 7: sounds really pathetic.
Speaker 5: Oh hey, you know, Broke, I would really appreciate it
Speaker 5: if you could just apologize to me and her like
Speaker 5: what you said.
Speaker 1: Chris, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Brooke.
Speaker 1: Would you like some music but in the background to
Speaker 1: make it sound a little bit more Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: Are you serious that you want me to know?
Speaker 1: We want we want our host to apologize to you, Connie.
Speaker 3: Connie, I would like to apologize. You are not hot,
Speaker 3: nor are you a peaceful You are a special person.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, apologized. I didn't think the party could the insult.
Speaker 2: Chris was just excited to go out with He made
Speaker 2: a poor choice in meeting up with you. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying like he should have rescheduled. He knows that now
Speaker 2: and we've all made mistakes.
Speaker 3: You can give him some slack.
Speaker 1: Do you accept Brooks really horrible apology?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 7: I mean sure I can accept it from you. Okay,
Speaker 7: you sound really sweet and I hear you on the radio, So.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about though he's sweet?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, at least tell her you don't live with your mom.
Speaker 5: So I don't live with my mom full time time,
Speaker 5: part time. Yeah, I just know I what I mean.
Speaker 5: So I didn't go over there on weekends.
Speaker 7: So like your CouchSurfing, and then after CouchSurfing, you go
Speaker 7: to your mom.
Speaker 5: I want you, Tom, I have my own plate. I
Speaker 5: just see my mom like drop off, like I'll do
Speaker 5: like laundry there.
Speaker 1: And he's a sweet guy who likes the pooch offer no.
Speaker 3: Guy, So what you do at your mom's house?
Speaker 4: Hypothetical? What if none of this ever happened, and there's
Speaker 4: no throw up, there's no mom, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: You just go on a date. Give him a second chance.
Speaker 1: Just imagine if Jack and Rose on the Titanic had
Speaker 1: a second chance. Oh my gosh, you could pull him
Speaker 1: up from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean and say,
Speaker 1: I am sorry Jack for letting you slip below the waves,
Speaker 1: you poor little man, king of my world. Come join
Speaker 1: me on this door.
Speaker 3: Okay, push him off the door, Connie, here's the deal.
Speaker 7: I will go for coffee.
Speaker 1: Ye starts with coffee, and then he's doodling you naked
Speaker 1: with just one piece of jewelry around.
Speaker 7: Okay, I thank my mind.
Speaker 1: Brook apologize for me.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Man, I still don't know how we rescued that and
Speaker 1: convince Connie to agree to a second date.
Speaker 3: But I still don't understand what I did wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, no matter, I mean, I think if you hear it,
Speaker 1: you can understand.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 1: The good news is Connie and Chris are both back
Speaker 1: on the phone for an update. Welcome back to guys.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, how has it been going.
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 8: Well, it's been going really well, actually cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I want to actually just say I'm sorry because you know,
Speaker 8: I was kind of harsh and I was defensive, and
Speaker 8: I'm really glad that I gave Chris another chance because
Speaker 8: you've been doing really well.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Chris, you guys are together.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm really glad to you know, the past few months
Speaker 5: have just they've been honestly, they've just been amazing.
Speaker 3: That That is the cutest.
Speaker 1: Well what's new with you guys, and is there any
Speaker 1: new updates other than you're together?
Speaker 8: Yeah. So more recently, I had like a fire in
Speaker 8: my apartment.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh my god.
Speaker 8: We actually just had to move out of the building.
Speaker 8: I didn't have any place to stay. So I was
Speaker 8: able to see with Chris for.
Speaker 3: A while at his house or his mom's house, and his.
Speaker 1: Mom, who yeah, whose idea was this?
Speaker 5: Uh? You know, it was kind of like my idea,
Speaker 5: and I didn't know if she would go for it first,
Speaker 5: but she was on board.
Speaker 8: Whoa, Wow, I know, and I'm just like, wow, I
Speaker 8: can't believe this. Whenever I tell people this, it sounds so.
Speaker 7: Crazy, but it's just been fantastic.
Speaker 8: Chris's mom is amazing and I really love hanging out
Speaker 8: with her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I would not say she actually hangs out with my
Speaker 5: mom more than she does me.
Speaker 1: That's the key to relationship. That's strange.
Speaker 8: Yeah, guys, so I just saw the ladies out there.
Speaker 8: I just want to say, Mama's boys some times are
Speaker 8: a good thing. That could be a green light rather
Speaker 8: than a red light.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Oh man.
Speaker 1: We'll definitely keep us updated on how your relationship goes.
Speaker 8: Okay, yes, okay, thanks for having us back, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Oh we will for sure.
Speaker 1: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning,