WEBVTT - MisSinCity

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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tory spelling an iHeartRadio podcast. So summer is

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<v Speaker 1>in full swing. Oh my gosh, it's like Sally sells

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<v Speaker 1>seashells by the seashore. That's a lot, says, Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and hanging these in years. So just celebrate a fourth

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<v Speaker 1>of July. I hope everyone had an amazing holiday. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say, all I wanted was for my kids to

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<v Speaker 1>be out of school because I'm not a morning person. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to get up every morning, h take them

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<v Speaker 1>to school, you know, do all that, the drop offs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's but it's not my thing. I've never been a

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<v Speaker 1>morning person. Worked my whole life, so I always had

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<v Speaker 1>to be on set early. But oh gosh, back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day, if I could sleep in, I would sleep

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<v Speaker 1>in like till twelve one o'clock. Oh those were the days.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was so excited. I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be great summer, summer. Summer. So they sleep late,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like I'm just on duty all day long,

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<v Speaker 1>and as they're getting older, it's not getting any easier.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know about you guys, if you have

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<v Speaker 1>kids home for the summer, and I know all of

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<v Speaker 1>smart people out there sent their kids to camp or

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<v Speaker 1>something with them. My kids are home and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>ntain us, entertain us, entertain yourselves. But I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm basically twenty four to seven snack bitch. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I am. I am a glorified snack bitch, not

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<v Speaker 1>even proud of it, like self professed snack bitch. But

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<v Speaker 1>the kids during summer eat all day long. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying they're eating unhealthy or anything, but they're hungry, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like out, they're moving, they're cool, they're running around,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Can I have

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<v Speaker 1>a snack? And I have a snack? Like, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>refrigerators are right there, go for it, Panther on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side, cool, No, I go and do it for

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<v Speaker 1>them allrgedly. And then they got into water balloons. I

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<v Speaker 1>never knew that these little cute packets called bunch of balloons.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look, cute, fun, fun, I love fun stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Sound like a big hit at heart would be the

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<v Speaker 1>bane of my existence. This summer water balloon's brilliant idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when we were young, would we do We

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<v Speaker 1>took balloons, but on the hose, blew them up, then

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<v Speaker 1>they pop. Now they actually market them as water balloons,

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<v Speaker 1>bunch balloons. I think it's coming called zero makes them zero.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to have a word with you privately sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>because you have made slash ruined my life. But they

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<v Speaker 1>get everywhere, so and they go through like hundreds, hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>and seconds. So you get a packet and on the

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<v Speaker 1>front it's like, I'm not kidding, it'll be like two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred four hundred, and you're like, yes, afternoon is said

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<v Speaker 1>of entertainment. And then within seconds they take these little balloons,

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<v Speaker 1>they attach them to the hose, they blow up. They

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<v Speaker 1>then tie them or they tie themselves off and they

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<v Speaker 1>throw them at each other. And there's little shelves of

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<v Speaker 1>balloons left everywhere. It's like little pieces of like colored

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<v Speaker 1>condoms everywhere. It's I cannot and the kids, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to clean these up. He do, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kids cleaning stuff up is like not really kids cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up. So they're like, well, we got it out

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<v Speaker 1>of the pool. I'm like, well, let's just start. But

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<v Speaker 1>there's little tiny pieces everywhere. So my suggestion because I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go around and I got these nails and

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<v Speaker 1>pick up each little piece of Ryde balloon and then

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<v Speaker 1>throw them away. Is I would like to make me

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<v Speaker 1>a flea to a bunch of balloons zero. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the company is to do like a pack of neutrals,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, Kim Kardashian's made a huge brand

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<v Speaker 1>off of it with skims, right, neutrals, everything in neutrals.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of balloons should be in neutrals. I'm like, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can handle that, because then it's like into your pavements,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's concrete. It's like you know, beige's and rays

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<v Speaker 1>and like all shades of it, just the whole spectrum

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I'd be okay with that. I'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they could have one so let's say you

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<v Speaker 1>have a lawn, you could have like the green spectrum,

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<v Speaker 1>so it'd be like, you know, all different colors of green.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing I did notice, though, is my boy, my

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<v Speaker 1>seven year old bo very smart kid. He said to me,

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<v Speaker 1>we got we got the festive black. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>new one out for summer. Kinks to her really festive colors.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, Mom, have you noticed they have some new

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<v Speaker 1>colors in this one? I said, Oh, is that is

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<v Speaker 1>that true, and he goes, yes, they've added cyan. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not ashamed. I knew the word obviously, I had to

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<v Speaker 1>look it up. I had to google that shit cyan.

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<v Speaker 1>See why an. It's a shade of blue, almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a teal between blue and green. Very pretty. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was correct there was cyan in there. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>my fourth of July basically running around cleaning those up.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the morning of fourth of July, I had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten up early and I left the door unlocked because

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend Jess was coming over with her family,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, okay, you know, just whenever you guys

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<v Speaker 1>get here, She's like, we'll be there in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, come on in. The doors un locked. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>our dog, Manty, figured out how to get the front

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<v Speaker 1>door open. Now, Monty's a sneaky He's a sneaky I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. He he he gets out of anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a dog that I mean. If you were

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<v Speaker 1>in an escape room, you'd want this dog with you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a bad reference. If you were locked in

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<v Speaker 1>a box, you'd want this dog with you. Worst reference.

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<v Speaker 1>We can get out of anything, rates Schollars. He's a magician.

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<v Speaker 1>Magical manty. But we now live in a house where

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<v Speaker 1>it's a steel door. You guys, it's steel. There is

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<v Speaker 1>no way he could chew out of it. He could

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<v Speaker 1>pry it open. This dog found a way to stand up,

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<v Speaker 1>push the latch of the steel door inward, open it

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<v Speaker 1>and get out. I mean, America's got talent. Monty David

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<v Speaker 1>Copperfield pull Monty. Yeah, he got out, and a woman

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<v Speaker 1>brought him back. And all of a sudden, I hear hello, Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what's that. It doesn't sound like Jess, Jess,

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<v Speaker 1>Jess Hello. And then I hear someone coming up the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman comes into our bedroom and she's like and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god. And she's like, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I could I think there were dead bodies in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what what are you talking about? And she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I came and I didn't hear anyone and the house

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<v Speaker 1>he's referring to, how messy and organize my houses. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing died and been in here and there were dead bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>Why she went immediately to dead bodies, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, yeah, we just moved two

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<v Speaker 1>months ago. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just I'm a hoarder. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't get better. But she stood there and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, your dog was out. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, my friends are coming over, and she goes, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just so worried about him. I was so concerned,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I just pushed and like the door just

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<v Speaker 1>came open, and I was like, yeah, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that's a thing anyway, So I would have offered

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<v Speaker 1>her a red Bull, sugar free red Bull, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was my lust one. So I'll just say goodbye and

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<v Speaker 1>think dr and center on her way. So my summer's

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<v Speaker 1>growing up were pretty different than the summers my kids

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<v Speaker 1>and I have. I would say, yeah, so my dad

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fly. People always think like, oh my gosh, you

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<v Speaker 1>grew up parent's Spelling's daughter. You guys were so wealthy,

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<v Speaker 1>like you must have just taken these lavish trips around

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and I'm like, they were lavish. They weren't

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<v Speaker 1>around the world though. So every summer growing up we

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<v Speaker 1>would go to Vegas Rando. I know, keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys Vegas super kid friendly now, like I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about you know, like the eighties, you guys, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was not kid friendly. But we would. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like the only thing they had there that was

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<v Speaker 1>kid friendly was Circus Circus. Even that was borderline, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, But there was Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 1>nothing for kids to do because it wasn't kid place,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. But we would go every summer because we

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<v Speaker 1>could drive and my dad didn't fly. So we would

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<v Speaker 1>go to Vegas and we would go to a iconic

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<v Speaker 1>historical landmark of a Vegas hotel that you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>rat Pack went to. It was called Desert Inn. It

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<v Speaker 1>is unfortunately not there any longer, but we would always

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<v Speaker 1>get We would get like the Penthouse and there were

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<v Speaker 1>two Penthouse suites and it was this beautiful, amazing high

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<v Speaker 1>end resort and we would have the Penthouse suite and

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<v Speaker 1>we would like literally we would go in. This is

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<v Speaker 1>interesting because we would go in an RV. Huh, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we would like watch movies in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, my parents didn't drive. My mom actually flew,

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<v Speaker 1>she was she would fly there and us there and

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<v Speaker 1>my dad and our nanny and my brother and security

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<v Speaker 1>and assistant. We would all be in the RV and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like a five hour drive. It was

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<v Speaker 1>super fun, super exciting, and we would get there and

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<v Speaker 1>we would stay for like a month, literally stay in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas for a month, and we would travel with because

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<v Speaker 1>my godfather was Dean Martin and my dad was best

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<v Speaker 1>friends with Sammy Davis Junior, the whole gang, so we

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<v Speaker 1>would always kind of coordinate it when they were also

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<v Speaker 1>performing in Vegas and would have like what I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you guys would now call a residency. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't called that then, but it would be their performing

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<v Speaker 1>and Sammy Davis Junior and his wife Paltavi's and their

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<v Speaker 1>kids and family grandkids, like, they would all come and

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<v Speaker 1>we would have the whole floor and we would be

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<v Speaker 1>half and they would be half, so we could go

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<v Speaker 1>like in and out and Uncle Sammy would be playing

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<v Speaker 1>and we would get to go and it was super

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<v Speaker 1>exciting to get to see his show and we would

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<v Speaker 1>hang out and we would go to the pool. But

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<v Speaker 1>my mom always was worried that, like my dad also

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<v Speaker 1>sorry miss whole Point, also was filming a show called

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas that they also filmed at the Desert in and

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<v Speaker 1>so my dad was a workaholic, so you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a twofer forum, right, he got to be

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<v Speaker 1>there and be present to produce a show, and he

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<v Speaker 1>also got to have family vacation. So my mom was

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<v Speaker 1>always like, Okay, I gotta find stuff for the kids

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<v Speaker 1>to do. So one night she was like, literally, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, you guys, sorry, there was like yellow pages

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<v Speaker 1>back then. I'm really dating myself here. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>When you were young, they didn't even have booster seats

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<v Speaker 1>and restaurants they would like bring out stacks of yellow

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<v Speaker 1>Pages for kids to sit on in the booths. So

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<v Speaker 1>my mom would try to find things for us to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and she would look into the yellow Pages and she

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<v Speaker 1>would like have like notes of like Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to call here and do this. So she found a

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<v Speaker 1>place called the Chicken Ranch, and she was super excited

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<v Speaker 1>because we loved animals, and she was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>will be a great like daytime thing like Aaron filming

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<v Speaker 1>my dad. And she's like, I can take the kids

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the chicken Ranch. So she called and

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<v Speaker 1>this woman's like hello, and she's like, Hi, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>calling to inquire about your chicken ranch. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of bringing my children tomorrow and the woman was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh honey. She goes, hmmm, I don't think this is

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<v Speaker 1>a place for children. So anyway, it's basically it was

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<v Speaker 1>a whorehouse. Did you guys know that they used to

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<v Speaker 1>call it a chicken ranch? I did coorehouse. No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not right. I'm Jolly Parton. Wait and Burt Reynolds Fessel

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<v Speaker 1>whorehouse in Texas. Oh yeah, so it was like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those was a brothel. What do they call them?

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<v Speaker 1>A house of ill repute? Ooh, you sound smart. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to try to say that. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>the house of ill repute for pute ill repute. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they were laying there, but not eggs. So it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so we didn't go to the chicken ranch. Imagine my

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<v Speaker 1>mom loves to still tell that story. Like imagine if

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<v Speaker 1>she hadn't called and just like showed up, We're like

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<v Speaker 1>we're here. We're like pull up and are like extend

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<v Speaker 1>it long like White Limo from the eighties, and we're like, oh,

0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:35.040
<v Speaker 1>here we go. So that one didn't work out, but

0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.440
<v Speaker 1>she was always like trying to find fun stuff for

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<v Speaker 1>us to do. And it was really cool because I

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<v Speaker 1>remember one of those days when I was young and

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Sammy Davis Junior, he had his show that night,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, you're here, I want to show

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<v Speaker 1>you something. So he took me and he had this

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<v Speaker 1>giant suitcase because he would bring this for his fans,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had all of his like original old tap

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<v Speaker 1>because he would tap dance, So the taps he would

0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.160
<v Speaker 1>have them, and once they were used, he would always

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<v Speaker 1>keep them. He notoriously like kept them and he would

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<v Speaker 1>have them put on bolo ties. Yeah, and he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me one and he was like, you know, we've kind

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<v Speaker 1>of made new ones to give you know, as I

0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.760
<v Speaker 1>guess merch back then, but he had the original one

0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.360
<v Speaker 1>that was the sample to meet them, and he gave

0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.080
<v Speaker 1>it to me. It was something that was really really

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<v Speaker 1>spiritual to me that I had had my entire life

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<v Speaker 1>until he passed away. And when he passed away, my

0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.920
<v Speaker 1>dad was really sad because he had lost his best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And I went to my drawer in my room where

0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I kept it, and I gave it to my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad passed. Now I don't know where that is.

0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I should find that. And then Phyllis Diller, who was

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<v Speaker 1>a ginormous comedian back in the day. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>she would super funny, super kooky, I feel like she

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<v Speaker 1>like Maribou, Like she would wear it on her head

0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and like she like I don't know, she just had

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<v Speaker 1>crazy style. But I don't even know. It's probably not

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<v Speaker 1>a little known fact. She was like one of the guys,

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<v Speaker 1>like there was the rat Pack and then like Philip Stiller,

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<v Speaker 1>like hung she was like the girl. She was like

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<v Speaker 1>a chick. Like they loved her and she would just

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<v Speaker 1>like always be with them and be like like super cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So she would have like these like really cool dinner

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<v Speaker 1>parties in Vegas. It was like kind of like Palm Springs,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's what her house looked like, like very it

0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.400
<v Speaker 1>was very cool, and I got to go and see

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<v Speaker 1>it from the sidelines. I think that's why a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the way she was influenced me to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to be funny and you'd be smart and be loud

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<v Speaker 1>and still be cute. And I look back and I'm like, wow,

0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.920
<v Speaker 1>she was around like her like she was around like

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<v Speaker 1>some mega men, you know, like mega iconic mail, power

0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and energy, and she like brought it. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>so many Vegas memories of my childhood that oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have stories, Oh gosh, I have a

0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.440
<v Speaker 1>lot of summer stories growing up. So we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to make this a part two, part three, part four.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there could be like twenty that. These

0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:42.040
<v Speaker 1>are some cold stories. Anyway, So Sigfried and Roy. We

0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:44.280
<v Speaker 1>got to go to see Sigfrey and Roy at the

0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:51.520
<v Speaker 1>time the biggest like magician duo in the world. No

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas. They were like very out there, correct, like

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<v Speaker 1>they were partners in real life, which I think people

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know it first, but because it was the eighties,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was kind of like and I feel like

0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.800
<v Speaker 1>they were flashy but still like trying to like, oh

0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.359
<v Speaker 1>woo the women in the crowd, you know, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my gosh, those tans. They had some

0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.280
<v Speaker 1>great tans. There was the Blotten one, the Brunette one,

0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Roy which one was Roy Brunette. Correct. Anyway, got to

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<v Speaker 1>see the show like everybody else. Very cool. But then

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<v Speaker 1>they said to my dad, oh, you should bring the

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<v Speaker 1>kids over this weekend, and we were like cool, but

0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.680
<v Speaker 1>not you guys. No one can appreciate this shit. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, you know, eight ten, like you're like cool, great, okay,

0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:47.359
<v Speaker 1>guess I'll go whatever, And then you look back and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like oh my god, like no, and you look

0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.880
<v Speaker 1>back you're like wow, like falls. I went to Stick

0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Freedom Roy's house, like I got a tour. I got

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<v Speaker 1>to go behind the scenes, to go into pool with them.

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<v Speaker 1>They took the tigers and lions and tigers and bears

0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.400
<v Speaker 1>were no bears. It just went with it in the

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<v Speaker 1>pool and to do all that stuff. Yeah, and then

0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:16.879
<v Speaker 1>wait what one got eaten by the tiger? Raid? Attacked, attacked,

0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:21.960
<v Speaker 1>not eaten. That sounded more Dreman. There were some good

0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:25.520
<v Speaker 1>looking men. It was you know what it was. It

0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:33.040
<v Speaker 1>was like David Copperfield mixed with like magic Mic mixed

0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:37.080
<v Speaker 1>with like Freddie Mercury. It was like wild. Their whole

0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:39.959
<v Speaker 1>appearance thing did I kind of put that all together

0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:44.200
<v Speaker 1>and they were just like true entertainers, which was really

0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:47.719
<v Speaker 1>cool anyway. So yeah, I got to go to uh

0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.919
<v Speaker 1>their house and see the behind the scenes and go

0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:54.000
<v Speaker 1>in the pool with Sayfree and Roy and their animals.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do an episode of Vegas while you were there?

0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I did so. My very first appearance on camera was

0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:04.399
<v Speaker 1>on my dad's show Vegas, and it did happen while

0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:08.520
<v Speaker 1>we were there. One summer I was five and I

0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.880
<v Speaker 1>got Robert Errick. I got to be like Uncle Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I even did that Hi Uncle Dan.

0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.959
<v Speaker 1>I just went like the aw shucks move anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>was really nervous and like all dolled up and like

0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.199
<v Speaker 1>ready to go. And they were like, okay, when we

0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.439
<v Speaker 1>call it action, you know, you just walk through the

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<v Speaker 1>door and go hi Uncle Dan. And I walked through

0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:37.480
<v Speaker 1>the door and I went Uncle Dan and they were like,

0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:42.280
<v Speaker 1>but wow, that was great. And my dad came over

0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:45.399
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, he used to call me Toto because

0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:48.520
<v Speaker 1>when I was little, I couldn't say toy, so he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, what's your name? I would go Toto. So

0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:54.880
<v Speaker 1>he always called me Toto. And now when I tell

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<v Speaker 1>people that, they're like total, like the band, total, like

0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:02.800
<v Speaker 1>the dog, and I'm like, thanks, snow ho toe to

0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:07.040
<v Speaker 1>o t o capital T lowercase oh, capital T lowercase oh.

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:10.919
<v Speaker 1>So he'd be like, Toto, that wasn't just perfect, that

0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.080
<v Speaker 1>was plu perfect. And that became a running thing with

0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:16.920
<v Speaker 1>my dad and I that whenever I had, you know,

0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:21.600
<v Speaker 1>auditions or anything throughout my you know, young career, and

0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.000
<v Speaker 1>he would read with me. He'd be like, we'd go

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<v Speaker 1>through it and then he'd give me direction, we read

0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:29.240
<v Speaker 1>it again and he would be like, that was plu perfect.

0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:31.439
<v Speaker 1>Or when I was doing a play. I did a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of theater in school, I was a plu perfect

0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:38.320
<v Speaker 1>when he would see a performance, and that was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Even I, being his daughter, knew he was like mega,

0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:46.159
<v Speaker 1>and I was like wow. I just thought it was

0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.800
<v Speaker 1>the seal of approval. Maybe it wasn't because he was mega,

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.119
<v Speaker 1>because he was just my dad, and it just felt

0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.159
<v Speaker 1>really good that he enjoyed my performance. I think it

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:56.840
<v Speaker 1>was that, but I knew it was a big deal. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like one take toy. So that became thing.

0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:03.920
<v Speaker 1>One take toy. So now even when I film stuff,

0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I have that in my head and I'm like, get

0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:08.320
<v Speaker 1>it on the first taken, on the first take, you know,

0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.520
<v Speaker 1>because I'm very competitive and I'm like I got to

0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 1>show my own self up. And I'm like yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>so if I do one take and you know, the

0:21:15.600 --> 0:21:19.760
<v Speaker 1>director's like, yes, we got it, I'm like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>sure did one take Tory. I say that in my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I would never say it out loud because I have

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<v Speaker 1>no confidence. So yeah, that was my first appearance on

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<v Speaker 1>screen in Vegas. So then my mom like always wanted

0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:44.480
<v Speaker 1>us to have not just things to do during the day,

0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:48.480
<v Speaker 1>but also in the evening as well. So at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's still the same because now

0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:54.119
<v Speaker 1>it's more family friendly. Shows. They would always, like at

0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:57.440
<v Speaker 1>different hotels, would have acts, and they'd have different types

0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:00.479
<v Speaker 1>of shows, and they would have like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>seven pm show and the nine pm show. So it

0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:07.720
<v Speaker 1>would be in Vegas, they would have like variety shows

0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:11.760
<v Speaker 1>and it would be like, you know, a magician would

0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:14.920
<v Speaker 1>come out, and then they would have like an animal

0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:19.639
<v Speaker 1>act with like performing poodles on stools, and then you know,

0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:22.960
<v Speaker 1>like you know, different things and in between, and then

0:22:23.359 --> 0:22:26.359
<v Speaker 1>like a music act. But in between they would always

0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:30.280
<v Speaker 1>have the dancers come out and do their like showgirl,

0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:35.040
<v Speaker 1>like her name is Lola, She's a showgirl, you know

0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:39.680
<v Speaker 1>that thing and that I was fascinated. But the difference

0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 1>between the seven pm show and the nine pm show

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.960
<v Speaker 1>is they are fully covered for like the seven pm

0:22:47.000 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 1>show and family can come, and then the nine pm

0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:54.600
<v Speaker 1>show they're hopless. So at nighttime, my parents would go

0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:57.760
<v Speaker 1>out and do their thing, but they would send us

0:22:57.800 --> 0:23:02.800
<v Speaker 1>to these shows and would go with our nanny and

0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the driver. They were really fun, but it was like,

0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:08.919
<v Speaker 1>you know, you get your two dreams. And I remember

0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I was introduced to Pink Lady's Virgin of course, which

0:23:12.640 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know, it's like the pink drink

0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 1>now at Starbucks Hello, But it was like in the eighties,

0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:23.200
<v Speaker 1>so basically, and I'm not sure what the alcoholic version

0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.760
<v Speaker 1>has in it, but it would be blended with marachino

0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:28.240
<v Speaker 1>cherry on top and you get too and you get

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.720
<v Speaker 1>it throughout the show and then they come around and

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:36.200
<v Speaker 1>they would always take like the family photo at your

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:39.680
<v Speaker 1>big like it was old school, like red leather boots

0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 1>and all these hotels in the showrooms, showrooms, theaters, whatever,

0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 1>and I have I just found them the other day.

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I have no joke because they make like they would make.

0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:55.600
<v Speaker 1>It would be like Caesar's Palace and you open it

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<v Speaker 1>up and it's like almost like driver's license size, you know,

0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:03.840
<v Speaker 1>pictures insides like a little thing you unfold. And I

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>found one from every single hotel and it's like a

0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:13.399
<v Speaker 1>family photo me, my brother, our nanny, my parents, driver

0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:18.920
<v Speaker 1>and security guard. We're like geez, no, think says rich

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:23.359
<v Speaker 1>kids like this from every defunct hotel, like they're all

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:29.680
<v Speaker 1>gone now. But so anyway, but I do remember going

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:33.360
<v Speaker 1>one time there was some screw up and we went

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:37.880
<v Speaker 1>and somehow we were in the topless show and I

0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:43.360
<v Speaker 1>was just I mean, I was blown. I was obsessed.

0:24:43.560 --> 0:24:46.919
<v Speaker 1>Like I was just like whoopies whoa like it was

0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah, I just I just remember my nanny

0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:56.320
<v Speaker 1>being like, oh, well we're here. You know, she'd probably

0:24:56.400 --> 0:25:00.200
<v Speaker 1>like already had like her like second whiskey se hour

0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:02.919
<v Speaker 1>or something, and she was like shu. But that was

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:05.280
<v Speaker 1>a fun experience. And I was like, when I'm mint

0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a half boobs like that, they're gonna be botched up

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:11.600
<v Speaker 1>and done. The strom should be thought the whole thing.

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Could I didn't get into the seven PM show, have

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:18.880
<v Speaker 1>got my og tips. And then one summer in Vegas,

0:25:19.080 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>we would be at the Desert inn That's where we

0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:24.480
<v Speaker 1>stayed every summer, and we would get to like walk

0:25:24.520 --> 0:25:27.879
<v Speaker 1>the lakes and they had this expansive property with you know,

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 1>golf and beautiful full property. And I remember one day

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:38.200
<v Speaker 1>that all of like the pool boys. Can you say

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:42.959
<v Speaker 1>that pool boys cabana boys cool hotties? I don't know.

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.960
<v Speaker 1>They were always so cute and like in college and

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 1>you'd be like so cute. So one day we had

0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:51.640
<v Speaker 1>just gotten there and they were like, welcome to expelling family,

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>and we're like, hey, we haven't seen you since last summer.

0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:56.600
<v Speaker 1>And I was a year older and I'm like, oh,

0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't think I'm cute now. I was six and

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:04.480
<v Speaker 1>then I'm just kidding. No, I feel like I was

0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>like ten when this happened, this experience. He was like, oh,

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:11.159
<v Speaker 1>do you want to see something? And he showed me.

0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:15.800
<v Speaker 1>They had a box full of duck and he was like,

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:19.160
<v Speaker 1>look with all these old baby ducks and I guess

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 1>the mom had somehow abandoned these old baby ducks. And

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 1>they had all these little fuzzy ducklings in a box

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:29.359
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, oh, you know, we're gonna call someone.

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna come and get them. And I was like,

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, I love them. And so I was

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>holding one and he was like, wink wang, you can

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:42.240
<v Speaker 1>take one if you want, and I was like can.

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>I I mean we were there for a month, so

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like I was gonna, you know, just have

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>it for the night or something. So I took a

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:56.080
<v Speaker 1>baby duckling and I snuck it up to our penthouse

0:26:56.119 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 1>suite and I had it in our bathtub. So by

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:03.600
<v Speaker 1>like the second day and my parents found out and

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:06.640
<v Speaker 1>they were cool about it, and by the second day

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 1>that duck was following me all over. But then a

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.600
<v Speaker 1>month then we had to go home. But I was like,

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, gosh, we have to take my duck

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:21.439
<v Speaker 1>home with us, and my parents decided that was not

0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:26.399
<v Speaker 1>the right thing to do, and so I was devastated

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and really sad. And the day we were leaving, I

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 1>had to go and put the duck back in, which

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:36.399
<v Speaker 1>they encouraged that because they said there's other ducks here

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 1>and it'll make friends and it has this great lifestyle

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:43.360
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, it totally does. I mean

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:45.919
<v Speaker 1>being back at the manor and bell Air would have

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:49.840
<v Speaker 1>been a great lifestyle too. Anyway, so we went to

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:53.160
<v Speaker 1>do the drop off, so I say goodbye and I'm

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 1>crying and I'm like, oh, always love you, and put

0:27:57.080 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>the duck into the pond, and then we were told, like,

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 1>you have to like walk away because the one follow right,

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 1>So we put her in the pond like the man

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 1>made water form on this property and ran, like every

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 1>good mother does, like why sea, So ran and hid

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:24.640
<v Speaker 1>behind a tree and this duck was like all over

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>the pond and I was just gutted. So then we

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 1>walked the way around and it was like, okay, you

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.960
<v Speaker 1>know those movies in slow motion, like an end where

0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 1>they find each other again and they like run and

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>they're like running through New York City through the subway

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 1>or like you know, and it's just like, yes, we're

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>meant to be together, and they slow mow it so

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:54.480
<v Speaker 1>way across and it was ginormous. She saw me and

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>she was at the other end, and this little thing

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:03.000
<v Speaker 1>she goes and she height failed it. I think her

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>like little legs were like out of the water across

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>the pond and she found me, and I was like,

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:13.239
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, Yeah, let's end my story. I had

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 1>to lever. It wouldn't let me take her home. And

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 1>then the next summer when we came back, I was

0:29:18.400 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 1>looking at every adult duck and the ones that didn't

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 1>have kids because she probably abandonment issues, and was like,

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not having kids after this experience. But I never

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>saw her again, but I'm sure she had a very nice,

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>nice life. Yeah. I had a lot of experiences in Vegas,

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 1>but I had a first, very momentous experience in Vegas

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>that I'll never quite forget. So when I was fourteen,

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I got my period for the first time in Vegas.

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>And I was there during the summer and all my

0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>friends had gotten their period, and I was like, oh gosh.

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, I guess I'm a light blumer.

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:08.240
<v Speaker 1>And then uh, I got it and my mom was like,

0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 1>have some, you know, and I was like not awesome,

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Like we're gonna go to the pool, like, oh my gosh,

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>like I had. And I had the cutest teeniest bikini,

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 1>teeny weeny bikini. Because I was like super smart, I

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 1>would take my bathing suits. Maybe it wasn't smart obviously,

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just a hoarder and never give it anything away.

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>So I would have my bathing suits like leftover from

0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 1>when I was like nine ten. And then when you're fourteen,

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 1>you're starting to fill out and everything and your parents

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>won't get you like a bikini. That's like you're like, oh,

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I want to hang with my friends and like dress

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>like this now. So I would just wear like a tiny,

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>tiny bikini. So I had it all picked out. My

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>friend went with us to Vegas. It was gold. It

0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 1>was phenomenal. Oh, God, I love good mentalic. And we

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>were all prepped for the pool and then it came

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>so I got my period. My mom's like great. And

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>then the next thing I knew, like my dad came

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.080
<v Speaker 1>in and I could still visualize like in it was

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:15.720
<v Speaker 1>like double beds and like in our room and I

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>had a friend there and she was like okay, ready

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:21.239
<v Speaker 1>to go to the pool. And I was like what

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 1>am I going to do? And my dad came in.

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 1>He was like big hugs. Mom told me the good news.

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:32.240
<v Speaker 1>You're a woman today, and I was like, Dad, oh my,

0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 1>that's so embarrassing. Thank you. But I prefer to be

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 1>called a girl. Still to this day, I like to

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>be called a girl. Don't ever call me a woman.

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a choice anyway. So when that happened, my mom

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, we have to get you something. We

0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 1>have to get you, you know, feminine products for this.

0:31:54.520 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like okay. My friend was like, oh great,

0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you know we're a tampon. You could still go to

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.000
<v Speaker 1>the pool, Like I don't know if you can go

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 1>in the pool like whatever, but you can go down

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>lay by the pool. And so I said to my mom, Okay,

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 1>so we will get tampons. You'll teach me how to

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:16.640
<v Speaker 1>use a tampon. And my mom was like, oh no, no, no, no, no,

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 1>no tampons. And I was like, oh, what do I do?

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>And I was like a prac oh and then she

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>was like she was like, well I had when I

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 1>was a girl. This happened and my mom got this

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 1>for me, a belt, And I was like, what, what's

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 1>a belt? I'm not kidding you, guys. I don't even

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>know if they make this anymore. It was like archaic

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 1>even like when my mom recommended it. But it's basically

0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 1>like a snap on, Like it's like a snap on

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>elastic belt that you wear around your waist and it

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 1>holds the pad. I mean, and it's not just a pad,

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like a MerCad. I mean. It was like the

0:33:08.320 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 1>fluffiest thing I've ever seen. It was like, shoot, it

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:15.600
<v Speaker 1>was a diaper. It was a goddamn fucking diaper. It

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:20.080
<v Speaker 1>was a motherfucking diaper. I was wearing a diaper around

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>my waist and it was, yeah, an elastic band. It

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 1>was like you couldn't cover it up. The oddest part

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>is I don't even know how she found it, but

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>she sent her driver out to scour for what, I

0:33:38.280 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know, pharmacies, drugstores, like it was a mail driver.

0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Ceminine diaper with a strap on belt did sound good

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 1>anyway you put me. But he found it. He found it,

0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:54.720
<v Speaker 1>like this is something my mom had when she was

0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 1>a you know, a teen, and like her mom recommended it.

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't even know how at my age at fourteen,

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>even in the eighties, like they even meet these still,

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 1>But he found it, and he got it and brought

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 1>it back and I was just wearing it. My friend

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>was like hysterically laughing at me, and I was hysterically

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 1>crying because I was like, oh my god, what am

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I gonna do? It didn't matter if I even turned

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:27.359
<v Speaker 1>that damn bathing suit around and had like the butt

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:30.440
<v Speaker 1>part in the front. You couldn't cover this thing. And

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>it looked like I had a penis, Like it was

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 1>like a ginormous I was packing some meat and balls

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 1>down there. And then I had like this big slip

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 1>on thing around my waist, almost like a chastity belt

0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>but for teens with her period, Like oh my gosh,

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's actually a good tool because like no

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 1>guy would ever want to go near a girl wearing that,

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:01.839
<v Speaker 1>so like anyway to put this on? And then I

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, I can't go to the pool in this.

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:07.799
<v Speaker 1>I can't go anywhere in this. I can't even move

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 1>in this was it was a good it was a

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 1>good cushion. It was like, all right, it was a diaper.

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>And so my friend went to the pool with the

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:20.560
<v Speaker 1>rest of my family and I couldn't go down to

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the pool. In fact, I couldn't wear anything. Couldn't or

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 1>shorts like I think, I like put on head to

0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>chose sweats and it was like one hundred and twenty

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>degrees out to cover this belted cad starctic belted pad.

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 1>But it was It did turn into a really really

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 1>amazing day because the hotel. Now at this time I

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.959
<v Speaker 1>was older and we were staying at MGM Grand and

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:50.359
<v Speaker 1>they had a little movie theater inside, like this old

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 1>fashioned movie theater that only showed black and white films.

0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:58.880
<v Speaker 1>And my mom was like, okay, well, they're all at

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:05.279
<v Speaker 1>the pool and and you're decked in your like it's

0:36:05.320 --> 0:36:10.200
<v Speaker 1>like a padded suit. Like she was like, let's stay

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:12.839
<v Speaker 1>in the air and do something. I was like, the god,

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing sweats, and she took me to the movie

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 1>there and the movie. I'll never forget this because I

0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:21.360
<v Speaker 1>was fourteen and she took me to a black and

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:27.839
<v Speaker 1>white movie and it was the movie Gaslighting. Yep. Not

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 1>only that day did I get like the fear of

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 1>ever getting my period again, but I also got a

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 1>new fear of being gas lits. So yeah, pads and gaslighting.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:44.279
<v Speaker 1>What a fun Vegas experience. But I'll never forget it.

0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go in the pool for like a week. Yeah, well,

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I got clever, so I would sneak into my parents'

0:36:56.239 --> 0:37:00.440
<v Speaker 1>room and take my dad's razor and I would uh

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:04.320
<v Speaker 1>di y my padded belt, so I would like shave

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the pad down, and then you know they forgot about it.

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:12.879
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, then and then I would just like stick

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:14.840
<v Speaker 1>wats of twitter paper up there and call it a

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 1>day and be like, pool down, let's go. Never forget that.

0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>My dad was like, congratulations, you're a woman today. That

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I had a diper on for seven days. And so

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>as they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But hey, at least I can now chant Donna Martin

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:47.720
<v Speaker 1>men Streets Vegas. Baby,