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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory spelling an iHeartRadio podcast. So summer is

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Speaker 1: in full swing. Oh my gosh, it's like Sally sells

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Speaker 1: seashells by the seashore. That's a lot, says, Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: and hanging these in years. So just celebrate a fourth

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Speaker 1: gotta say, all I wanted was for my kids to

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Speaker 1: It's but it's not my thing. I've never been a

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Speaker 1: So I was so excited. I was like, this is

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Speaker 1: going to be great summer, summer. Summer. So they sleep late,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like I'm just on duty all day long,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know about you guys, if you have

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Speaker 1: smart people out there sent their kids to camp or

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Speaker 1: something with them. My kids are home and they're like,

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Speaker 1: ntain us, entertain us, entertain yourselves. But I just feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm basically twenty four to seven snack bitch. That's

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Speaker 1: what I am. I am a glorified snack bitch, not

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Speaker 1: even proud of it, like self professed snack bitch. But

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Speaker 1: saying they're eating unhealthy or anything, but they're hungry, you know.

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Speaker 1: They're like out, they're moving, they're cool, they're running around,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Can I have

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Speaker 1: a snack? And I have a snack? Like, yeah, the

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Speaker 1: refrigerators are right there, go for it, Panther on the

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Speaker 1: them allrgedly. And then they got into water balloons. I

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Speaker 1: never knew that these little cute packets called bunch of balloons.

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Speaker 1: I was like, look, cute, fun, fun, I love fun stuff.

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Speaker 1: Sound like a big hit at heart would be the

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Speaker 1: bane of my existence. This summer water balloon's brilliant idea.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when we were young, would we do We

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Speaker 1: took balloons, but on the hose, blew them up, then

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Speaker 1: bunch balloons. I think it's coming called zero makes them zero.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to have a word with you privately sometimes

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Speaker 1: because you have made slash ruined my life. But they

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Speaker 1: get everywhere, so and they go through like hundreds, hundreds

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Speaker 1: of entertainment. And then within seconds they take these little balloons,

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Speaker 1: balloons left everywhere. It's like little pieces of like colored

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Speaker 1: stuff up. So they're like, well, we got it out

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Speaker 1: a flea to a bunch of balloons zero. I think

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Speaker 1: the company is to do like a pack of neutrals,

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Speaker 1: A bunch of balloons should be in neutrals. I'm like, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my fourth of July basically running around cleaning those up.

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Speaker 1: our dog, Manty, figured out how to get the front

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Speaker 1: Magical manty. But we now live in a house where

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Speaker 1: Why she went immediately to dead bodies, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, we just moved two

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Speaker 1: When you were young, they didn't even have booster seats

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Speaker 1: call it a chicken ranch? I did coorehouse. No, that's

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Speaker 1: and we're like, hey, we haven't seen you since last summer.

424
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: And I was a year older and I'm like, oh,

425
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: it doesn't think I'm cute now. I was six and

426
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: then I'm just kidding. No, I feel like I was

427
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: like ten when this happened, this experience. He was like, oh,

428
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: do you want to see something? And he showed me.

429
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: They had a box full of duck and he was like,

430
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: look with all these old baby ducks and I guess

431
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: the mom had somehow abandoned these old baby ducks. And

432
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: they had all these little fuzzy ducklings in a box

433
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, you know, we're gonna call someone.

434
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: They're gonna come and get them. And I was like,

435
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I love them. And so I was

436
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: holding one and he was like, wink wang, you can

437
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: take one if you want, and I was like can.

438
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: I I mean we were there for a month, so

439
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was gonna, you know, just have

440
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: it for the night or something. So I took a

441
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: baby duckling and I snuck it up to our penthouse

442
00:26:56,119 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: suite and I had it in our bathtub. So by

443
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: like the second day and my parents found out and

444
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: they were cool about it, and by the second day

445
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: that duck was following me all over. But then a

446
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: month then we had to go home. But I was like,

447
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, gosh, we have to take my duck

448
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: home with us, and my parents decided that was not

449
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: the right thing to do, and so I was devastated

450
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: and really sad. And the day we were leaving, I

451
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: had to go and put the duck back in, which

452
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: they encouraged that because they said there's other ducks here

453
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: and it'll make friends and it has this great lifestyle

454
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, it totally does. I mean

455
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: being back at the manor and bell Air would have

456
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: been a great lifestyle too. Anyway, so we went to

457
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: do the drop off, so I say goodbye and I'm

458
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: crying and I'm like, oh, always love you, and put

459
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: the duck into the pond, and then we were told, like,

460
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: you have to like walk away because the one follow right,

461
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: So we put her in the pond like the man

462
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: made water form on this property and ran, like every

463
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: good mother does, like why sea, So ran and hid

464
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: behind a tree and this duck was like all over

465
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: the pond and I was just gutted. So then we

466
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: walked the way around and it was like, okay, you

467
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: know those movies in slow motion, like an end where

468
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: they find each other again and they like run and

469
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: they're like running through New York City through the subway

470
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: or like you know, and it's just like, yes, we're

471
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: meant to be together, and they slow mow it so

472
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: way across and it was ginormous. She saw me and

473
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: she was at the other end, and this little thing

474
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: she goes and she height failed it. I think her

475
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: like little legs were like out of the water across

476
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: the pond and she found me, and I was like,

477
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Yeah, let's end my story. I had

478
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: to lever. It wouldn't let me take her home. And

479
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: then the next summer when we came back, I was

480
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: looking at every adult duck and the ones that didn't

481
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: have kids because she probably abandonment issues, and was like,

482
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm not having kids after this experience. But I never

483
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: saw her again, but I'm sure she had a very nice,

484
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: nice life. Yeah. I had a lot of experiences in Vegas,

485
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: but I had a first, very momentous experience in Vegas

486
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: that I'll never quite forget. So when I was fourteen,

487
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: I got my period for the first time in Vegas.

488
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: And I was there during the summer and all my

489
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: friends had gotten their period, and I was like, oh gosh.

490
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I guess I'm a light blumer.

491
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: And then uh, I got it and my mom was like,

492
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: have some, you know, and I was like not awesome,

493
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna go to the pool, like, oh my gosh,

494
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: like I had. And I had the cutest teeniest bikini,

495
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: teeny weeny bikini. Because I was like super smart, I

496
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: would take my bathing suits. Maybe it wasn't smart obviously,

497
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm just a hoarder and never give it anything away.

498
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: So I would have my bathing suits like leftover from

499
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: when I was like nine ten. And then when you're fourteen,

500
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: you're starting to fill out and everything and your parents

501
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: won't get you like a bikini. That's like you're like, oh,

502
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: I want to hang with my friends and like dress

503
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: like this now. So I would just wear like a tiny,

504
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: tiny bikini. So I had it all picked out. My

505
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: friend went with us to Vegas. It was gold. It

506
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: was phenomenal. Oh, God, I love good mentalic. And we

507
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: were all prepped for the pool and then it came

508
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: so I got my period. My mom's like great. And

509
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: then the next thing I knew, like my dad came

510
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: in and I could still visualize like in it was

511
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: like double beds and like in our room and I

512
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: had a friend there and she was like okay, ready

513
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,239
Speaker 1: to go to the pool. And I was like what

514
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: am I going to do? And my dad came in.

515
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: He was like big hugs. Mom told me the good news.

516
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: You're a woman today, and I was like, Dad, oh my,

517
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassing. Thank you. But I prefer to be

518
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: called a girl. Still to this day, I like to

519
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: be called a girl. Don't ever call me a woman.

520
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: It's a choice anyway. So when that happened, my mom

521
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: was like, okay, we have to get you something. We

522
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: have to get you, you know, feminine products for this.

523
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: And I was like okay. My friend was like, oh great,

524
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: you know we're a tampon. You could still go to

525
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: the pool, Like I don't know if you can go

526
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: in the pool like whatever, but you can go down

527
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: lay by the pool. And so I said to my mom, Okay,

528
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: so we will get tampons. You'll teach me how to

529
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: use a tampon. And my mom was like, oh no, no, no, no, no,

530
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: no tampons. And I was like, oh, what do I do?

531
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: And I was like a prac oh and then she

532
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: was like she was like, well I had when I

533
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: was a girl. This happened and my mom got this

534
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: for me, a belt, And I was like, what, what's

535
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: a belt? I'm not kidding you, guys. I don't even

536
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: know if they make this anymore. It was like archaic

537
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: even like when my mom recommended it. But it's basically

538
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: like a snap on, Like it's like a snap on

539
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: elastic belt that you wear around your waist and it

540
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: holds the pad. I mean, and it's not just a pad,

541
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: it's like a MerCad. I mean. It was like the

542
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: fluffiest thing I've ever seen. It was like, shoot, it

543
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: was a diaper. It was a goddamn fucking diaper. It

544
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: was a motherfucking diaper. I was wearing a diaper around

545
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: my waist and it was, yeah, an elastic band. It

546
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: was like you couldn't cover it up. The oddest part

547
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: is I don't even know how she found it, but

548
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: she sent her driver out to scour for what, I

549
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: don't know, pharmacies, drugstores, like it was a mail driver.

550
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Ceminine diaper with a strap on belt did sound good

551
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: anyway you put me. But he found it. He found it,

552
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: like this is something my mom had when she was

553
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: a you know, a teen, and like her mom recommended it.

554
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know how at my age at fourteen,

555
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: even in the eighties, like they even meet these still,

556
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: But he found it, and he got it and brought

557
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: it back and I was just wearing it. My friend

558
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: was like hysterically laughing at me, and I was hysterically

559
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: crying because I was like, oh my god, what am

560
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: I gonna do? It didn't matter if I even turned

561
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: that damn bathing suit around and had like the butt

562
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: part in the front. You couldn't cover this thing. And

563
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: it looked like I had a penis, Like it was

564
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: like a ginormous I was packing some meat and balls

565
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: down there. And then I had like this big slip

566
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: on thing around my waist, almost like a chastity belt

567
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: but for teens with her period, Like oh my gosh,

568
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: I mean it's actually a good tool because like no

569
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: guy would ever want to go near a girl wearing that,

570
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: so like anyway to put this on? And then I

571
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I can't go to the pool in this.

572
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: I can't go anywhere in this. I can't even move

573
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: in this was it was a good it was a

574
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: good cushion. It was like, all right, it was a diaper.

575
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: And so my friend went to the pool with the

576
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: rest of my family and I couldn't go down to

577
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: the pool. In fact, I couldn't wear anything. Couldn't or

578
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: shorts like I think, I like put on head to

579
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: chose sweats and it was like one hundred and twenty

580
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: degrees out to cover this belted cad starctic belted pad.

581
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: But it was It did turn into a really really

582
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: amazing day because the hotel. Now at this time I

583
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,959
Speaker 1: was older and we were staying at MGM Grand and

584
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: they had a little movie theater inside, like this old

585
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: fashioned movie theater that only showed black and white films.

586
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, okay, well, they're all at

587
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: the pool and and you're decked in your like it's

588
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: like a padded suit. Like she was like, let's stay

589
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: in the air and do something. I was like, the god,

590
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: I'm wearing sweats, and she took me to the movie

591
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: there and the movie. I'll never forget this because I

592
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: was fourteen and she took me to a black and

593
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: white movie and it was the movie Gaslighting. Yep. Not

594
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: only that day did I get like the fear of

595
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: ever getting my period again, but I also got a

596
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: new fear of being gas lits. So yeah, pads and gaslighting.

597
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: What a fun Vegas experience. But I'll never forget it.

598
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: I didn't go in the pool for like a week. Yeah, well,

599
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: I got clever, so I would sneak into my parents'

600
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: room and take my dad's razor and I would uh

601
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: di y my padded belt, so I would like shave

602
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: the pad down, and then you know they forgot about it.

603
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 1: So yeah, then and then I would just like stick

604
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: wats of twitter paper up there and call it a

605
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: day and be like, pool down, let's go. Never forget that.

606
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: My dad was like, congratulations, you're a woman today. That

607
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: I had a diper on for seven days. And so

608
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: as they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

609
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: But hey, at least I can now chant Donna Martin

610
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: men Streets Vegas. Baby,