1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: If you're hearing my voice right now, you might find 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: out that you're a millionaire at the end of this segment. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,159 Speaker 1: It's the Jubil Show. I'm not joking. I'll tell you 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: how right now, Okay, But before that, I need to 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: check one thing first. Alex and I are married. If 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: you didn't know that, we have some assets together, and 7 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be a good partner if I didn't discuss 8 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 1: something with her before I let you know if you 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: could be a millionaire or not. Okay, So babe, Yeah, 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: uh do you think if we were to sell our 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: house and cash out our investments and liquidate all of 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: our other assets, I could pay someone a million dollars 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: to finish the effing trampoline in our backyard. Yeah, don't 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: do that, okay, because I'll just hire somebody because that's 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. I will pay anybody a 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: million dollars if they have some eight point five inch 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,319 Speaker 1: steel springs. Later, the dude, I am the worst home 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: improvement ever. Plus your heart for trying. I do try. 19 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: I'm a very confident person. Yeah, and I think I 20 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: can do anything literally, and I needed to learn. There's 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: some stuff that I just can't do and it's di 22 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 1: iy home improvement projects. Yep, you want me to hang 23 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: a picture on the wall. You're ready to have seventeen holes? Yeah, 24 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 1: and still be crooked and still not in the stud 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: and fall out of the wall. But we got this 26 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: in ground trampoline they were trying to put in. Yeah, 27 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: and you have to dig like a three foot deep hole. Yeah, 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,639 Speaker 1: that I can do. I can dig, But it seems 29 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: like you've been digging a hope a month. It was 30 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: about a week and a half. It was a week 31 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: alfause like a year. Couldn't get anybody to help me. 32 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: I tried to get some people to help me. I 33 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: try to get some people to dig the hole. Right, Well, 34 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: didn't you guys ask me? I would have done it 35 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: for like one hundred dollars? What should have asked? Yeah, 36 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: Alex and I we don't even argue that much. We 37 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: got an argument the only time we really argue that much. 38 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: And yeah, like anytime we do one of those. You're right, 39 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: it's seriously the home from the stuff. Oh my god, 40 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: you're late, but doesn't we tried to lay down some 41 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: paving stones one some easy paving sulmost I give up babe, 42 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: do I give up? She gives up. I go, I'm done. 43 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: I'm done. She just walks off, and then I'm like, fine, 44 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: I'll finish it myself. I don't know how to finish. Well. 45 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,359 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the springs, because well, first 46 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,519 Speaker 1: of all, we bought this in ground trampoline last year 47 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: and we never got to didn't get we never got 48 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: around till like digging it. Yeah, and we try to 49 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: have people put it in and everybody turned us down. 50 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: And now I'm getting why. I'm understanding why. I don't 51 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: understand the logistics of it though, because surely, once you 52 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: have the whole, you just have to put the trampoline 53 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: in the hole. Yeah, since it's you know, the ground 54 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: where we're trying to put it, I don't know how 55 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: sturdy it is. We have to like put wall retaining 56 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: walls in it, which is fine. We did like it. 57 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: It comes with it. Yeah, yeah, okay, so it's in 58 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: the ground. We're trying to work it out, Alex. We 59 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: got to that point where she's like I'm done, and 60 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, fine myself, and then we've everything 61 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: done and I'm like, okay, so now it's it's in 62 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: there and it's ready to go, and then I start 63 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: putting the springs on it. We threw away two boxes. 64 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: Two boxes. Springs don't have the springs away. We didn't know. 65 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: We don't know what happened to them. Were gone. We 66 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: have no idea if they were thrown away. We just 67 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 1: don't know where the hell they were just GONEA there's 68 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: four boxes and we can only find two. That's not 69 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: ideal because it's a year old, right, And I'm like, 70 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 1: where are these day springs? Why would you guys throw 71 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: like this? Well, we don't. We we didn't do it 72 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: on purpose and just didn't find them. I don't box 73 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,679 Speaker 1: like I wouldn't just throw away a random box there 74 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: in the house. They make sure of this. Okay, So 75 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: we're almost done. They've got to be somewhere we didn't 76 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: throw away on purpose. We're almost done. Alex is fed 77 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: up with me, rightfully, So she's in the house on 78 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: the couch looking at her phone, just chilling out. And 79 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: then I'm like, I'm just gonna get this all done, 80 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna show her. I'm gonna come back 81 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: in and be like, look at that, it's all finished. 82 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: Give me a kiss, take a show. I'm stay sexy 83 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: to you right now. And then putting on the springs, 84 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's only like four more springs and 85 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: there's a lot more holes. There's like a hundred and 86 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: more holes. There's no springs, and I'm like, oh no, no, 87 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: the springs. I'll like stomming around trying to find the springs, 88 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: and I can't seem to find them anywhere, so I'll 89 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: try to order some. I guess if you have some 90 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: just laying around as you can imagine, there's big piles 91 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: of dirt all around the trampoline. Yes, yes, I'm sure 92 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: it's probably under the big positor. Yeah, did you check 93 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: under the big POLSI, well, we can't get under the 94 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 1: big positor. Let them out. You're gonna put the dirt 95 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,559 Speaker 1: back in the hole? To see? That would be something 96 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: I would do. Well, let me just put the dirt 97 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: back in. It only take another four weeks together out. 98 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: So now it's taken three weeks to put this thing 99 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: in the ground, and hopefully we'll get some springs soon 100 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: and finish the project. And then I promise that I 101 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: will never try to do another DIY project again. For 102 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: the love of God until I do it again. Oh no, 103 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 1: all right, I remember. You can follow the show online 104 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show. You can follow us on TikTok 105 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show. You can follow us all individually. 106 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,479 Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Thattres, I'm at Evan 107 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: on the radio.