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Speaker 1: Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Heir

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Speaker 1: of the Countdown Monday headline. Republican candidate domestic Jay terrorist

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Speaker 1: has now broken the record for the most sharks jumped

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Speaker 1: in a single day. Electric sharks with fricking laser beams

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Speaker 1: on their heads, no less. Trump now claiming he was

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Speaker 1: the target of another assassination attempt in which none of

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Speaker 1: it happened nearer than four hundred yards away from him,

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Speaker 1: and there's no video, and the preliminary ID of the

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Speaker 1: suspect shows a career criminal who was posting about his

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Speaker 1: dream ticket Nikki Hailey and Vivek Ramaswami. And within minutes,

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Speaker 1: Trump was fundraising off the event and trying to erase

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Speaker 1: the memory of a post he had made earlier in

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Speaker 1: the same day, in which he declared, without context or rationality, quote,

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Speaker 1: I hate Taylor Swift unquote. Meanwhile, his running mate JV

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Speaker 1: Vance has convassed on national television that he quote creates

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Speaker 1: unquote stories like this lie about a city in the

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Speaker 1: state he represents in the Senate, a lie that has

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Speaker 1: led to the evacuation of schools there, of a hospital,

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Speaker 1: of a university and city offices and if he cannot

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Speaker 1: be forced to resign his office, there must be at

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Speaker 1: minimum on the Senate floor today a motion to expel

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Speaker 1: or at least censure JD. Vance oh and Kamala Harris's

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Speaker 1: lead over this procession of train wrecks, so many train

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Speaker 1: wrecks that some of them wrecked while still at the station,

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Speaker 1: some of them wrecked while still in the train sheds.

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Speaker 1: Kamala Harris's lead has extended to six points among likely voters.

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Speaker 1: Trump first, and for once, it is not me dropping

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Speaker 1: the T word on him. It is his niece Mary.

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Speaker 1: Quote Donald J. Trump is a domestic terrorist unquote fact check.

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Speaker 1: I thought we had established this in twenty sixteen hens

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Speaker 1: the bombitas in Springfield, Ohio.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened with the bomb threats. I

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Speaker 2: know that it's been taken over by illegal migrants, and

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Speaker 2: that's a terrible thing that happened. Springfield was this beautiful

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Speaker 2: town and now they're going through hell.

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Speaker 1: The correct answer to any question sounding like do you

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Speaker 1: denounce the bomb threat is yes. Trump is of course

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Speaker 1: incapable of that. Therefore he is now an accessory to

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Speaker 1: whatever happens in Springfield, Ohio. But of course, if somebody

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Speaker 1: is seen with a gun near his golf course while

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Speaker 1: he is playing on it, And how could they have

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Speaker 1: ever known when Trump would be playing golf. That is

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Speaker 1: an assassination attempt, according to Trump, and he is a martyr,

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Speaker 1: and this was ordered by the Pope or somebody, and

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Speaker 1: Laura Loomer will be rushing to the scene to serve

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Speaker 1: as an almost human shield and stop any bullets with

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Speaker 1: her six inch thick application of makeup or his. It

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Speaker 1: will never ever ever dawn on any of these people

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Speaker 1: that this is the America they wanted, and that this

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Speaker 1: is the America they have gotten. Spend a decade telling

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Speaker 1: people in not so veiled words to commit acts of

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Speaker 1: political violence, and you can't suddenly announce. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: mean acts of political violence against me. Twice now somebody,

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Speaker 1: I'll note again the first guy was another MAGA Republican

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Speaker 1: gun nut who just wanted to shoot somebody. Twice. Now

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Speaker 1: somebody wanted to shoot Trump. And still not one of

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Speaker 1: them will entertain the thought of just banning those kinds

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Speaker 1: of weapons. The shooters had AK forty seven, this time,

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Speaker 1: apparently four days ago in Tucson, Trump literally praised AK

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Speaker 1: forty seven's as if they were beautiful women. There is

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Speaker 1: literally no sin in his or their brains that could

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Speaker 1: tie statements like that to what happened or, more correctly,

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Speaker 1: what didn't happen yesterday. There is also no synaps in

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Speaker 1: their brains that could correctly answer the question, would you

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Speaker 1: rather ban just AK forty seven's in AR fifteen's and

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Speaker 1: the like just those, or would you rather let somebody

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Speaker 1: else try to shoot at Trump with one of them

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Speaker 1: for a guy whose cheese whiz is sliding off his

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Speaker 1: ritz cracker with ever increasing speed. Trump had an amazingly

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Speaker 1: busy Sunday. The I Hate Taylor Swift post is actually real,

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Speaker 1: actually fueled by something in his brain that thought it

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Speaker 1: was somehow a good idea. It was followed exactly twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes later by the failing New York Times is a

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Speaker 1: true threat to democracy, which was either about the Times

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Speaker 1: peace on John Roberts customizing Supreme Court rulings to Trump's

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Speaker 1: life kings, or Trump has just joined our cause and

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Speaker 1: was complaining about the latest in this Ohio diner. Times

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Speaker 1: why not and thought maybe he's referring to a letter

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Speaker 1: headline held involuntarily in a psychiatric hospital, which continues to

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Speaker 1: be the best possible compromise here. That will never be

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Speaker 1: because early yesterday morning, Trump also posted, the Democrats are

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Speaker 1: destroying our country. Reverse deportation immediately. And I spent a

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Speaker 1: even his about face on TikTok. Or maybe reverse deportation

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Speaker 1: would have to mean that the nation must stop all

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Speaker 1: plans to deport anybody out of here, in which case

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Speaker 1: you better look around the room for Steven Miller's head,

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Speaker 1: because it presumably exploded. Trump was replying to a complaint

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Speaker 1: from one of his cultists about other cities in Alabama

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Speaker 1: where local leaders Republicans, by the way, also invited immigrants

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Speaker 1: to come in and work jobs that incumbent Americans would

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Speaker 1: not take in places incumbent Americans would not live communities

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Speaker 1: like Springfield, Ohio have been reborn. It is a story

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Speaker 1: the immigrants, because in the Ohio case of the Haitians,

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Speaker 1: but of course Susan from Silicaga, Alabama wants the increase

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Speaker 1: Because that is the other story of America that is

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Speaker 1: as old as the nation itself, which brings us back

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Speaker 1: to JD. Vance. The Ohio state representative Casey Weinstein District

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Speaker 1: thirty four Akron has called on Vance to resign because

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Speaker 1: Vance actually did go on national television and tell CNN's

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Speaker 1: Dana Bash, who largely redeemed herself in this interview, that

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Speaker 1: he had quote to create stories unquote like the non

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Speaker 1: existent cat eaters of Springfield, Ohio. Create. He used the

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Speaker 3: The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump

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Speaker 3: and I start talking about cat means if I have to,

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Speaker 3: if I have to mean create stories so that the

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Speaker 3: American media actually pays it attention to the suffering of

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Speaker 3: the American people. Then That's what I'm going to do, Dana,

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Speaker 3: because you guys are completely letting Kamala Harris coast.

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Speaker 1: The senator from Ohio, stochastically terrorizing the city of Springfield, Ohio,

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Speaker 1: school and university shootings, threatened businesses, closed families, hiding indoors, migrants,

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Speaker 1: and there are five thousand of them in the entire state.

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Speaker 1: There aren't twenty thousand in the city or two hundred

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Speaker 1: And you have heard otherwise because JD. Vance is a

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Speaker 1: fascists like Donald J. Trump. He has no place in government.

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Speaker 1: It does not appear, even has Trump's excuse of insanity

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Speaker 1: setting aside for the moment the question of the election,

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Speaker 1: there must be a move to expel him from the

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Speaker 1: Senate today because also Springfield, Ohio is actually a dry run.

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Speaker 1: In fact, it is two dry runs for things that

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Speaker 1: are far, far worse. The first is Trump has now

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Speaker 1: revealed the real goal here to deport not just undocumented

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Speaker 1: officially and fully legally. Presumably that was what Trump was

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Speaker 1: reverse deportation. And they are already gearing up the next

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Speaker 1: I mentioned before, and at Charleroy in Pennsylvania, where the

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Speaker 1: racists true fears are being realized, where immigrants are fitting in,

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Speaker 1: assimilating and by the way, working harder than the people

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Speaker 1: if you wanted to estimate now just how much of

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Speaker 1: an impact you could have merely by spreading plausibly deniable

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Speaker 1: rumors about immigration terrorism cat eating. If you wanted to

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Speaker 1: cowardly terrorists on. Throw a dart, find a map, and

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Speaker 1: throw a dart oh Springfield, Ohio. Sick your cowardly terrorists

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Speaker 1: threaten to kill and how many locations like schools, universities,

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Speaker 1: November fifth. Find out how many of them will have

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Speaker 1: before those idiots who believe in you will stochastically act

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Speaker 1: Scaring people into staying home on November fifth is in

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Speaker 1: end of this bulletin. I'll play it in full. The lead,

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Speaker 1: by the way, is six ABC News ipsos Harrows fifty two,

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Speaker 1: a debate bump yet. And remember Nate Silver's actually useful

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Speaker 1: observation that debate bumps often take weeks to show up. Interestingly,

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Speaker 1: among all adults. The real polling news, the Des Moines Register,

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Speaker 1: likely to vote than they were in June. Iowa may

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Speaker 1: be a swing state in Wisconsin. Insider Advantage polls a

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Speaker 1: ABC Harris plus six. The other headlines, Laura Loomer has

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Speaker 1: threatened to sue Bill Maher for defamation from implying Friday

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Speaker 1: what kind of choice is this? Laura Lumer or Bill Maher?

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Speaker 1: How about just a really long, painful discovery. But more importantly,

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Speaker 1: there is actually a story in this. Lumer, in threatening

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Speaker 1: previous Laura Lumer Marjorie Taylor Green, not so much. Eighth

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Speaker 1: from I Made This Up News, the whistleblower has in

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Speaker 1: today fifty first day until the twenty twenty four election.

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Speaker 1: warrants until then. I'm Keith Olderman. Good morning, good afternoon,

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