WEBVTT - Oppenheimer Zachary's Thanksgiving Nuts

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap, Scary, Yes, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap victim, especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, can't you speak about him in the third person?

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<v Speaker 2>Like exactly, like I'm not Hammerson and you really are.

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<v Speaker 2>So here we go. Let's see what it's all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary's I mean Oppenheimer's phone tap. Hello, good afternoon. This

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<v Speaker 2>is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. How are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing today? News? I'm fine. Zachary's Nuts offers a wide

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<v Speaker 2>array of nuts for your holiday season. This handsome handled

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<v Speaker 2>tree basket includes sun dried apricots, honey, roosted peanuts. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really not interested, Thank you so much. Which is the

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<v Speaker 2>quantity you'd like to add to your cart? Hello, good efternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Opa with Zachary's. Oh how are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't interested.

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<v Speaker 2>We have for you today a special offer that you

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<v Speaker 2>can't refuse. It's the holiday entertaining nuts sampler basket from Zachary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This gormy wicker nut basket comes.

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<v Speaker 1>With interested thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly you celebrate the holidays, don't you? Hello? Hello, this

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<v Speaker 2>is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? Do you know what your nuts?

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't stop calling me, just imagine the look

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<v Speaker 2>on your guest's face when you blop Zachary's nuts on

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<v Speaker 2>your coffee table for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't can. I want to speak to a manager.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me speak to a manager right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>I am the manager name. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the worst manager I've ever heard of in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Telemary.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know? Zachary's nuts can also be put in

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<v Speaker 2>the oven with you? You can actually the recording? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you hear me? Can you can you hear what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear what you're saying. I can hear what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying. Which credit card would you like to use today?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you nuts? Yes? In fact, we're full of nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Zachary's also offers the holiday party tray of uncooked nuts,

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<v Speaker 2>where you massage each nut with some oil, then you

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<v Speaker 2>stuff them in the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>And nurse thee I'm allergic to nuts, My kids are

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<v Speaker 1>allergic nuts. Everyone in my family's allergic to nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Introducing for this holiday season our Bavarian nut lollipops. You

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<v Speaker 2>lick on the hard candy and when you get to

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<v Speaker 2>the center, you've still got a nut to suck up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wasting my day not you have the most grating

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get.

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever heard. You should not be making calls. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me dangle these nuts in front of your face.

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<v Speaker 1>You're nuts who listen to me? You.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll also throw in this Christmas rippon, which will be

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<v Speaker 2>tied around Zachary's nuts. We have the Merry Christmas Harvest

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<v Speaker 2>Nuts Sampler gift box to the pants off of this company.

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<v Speaker 1>You're insulting me, and you're assaulting me with a stone call.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm over it. We do have assaulted and an unsualted

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<v Speaker 2>gift box in case you have high blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, really really, oh a gift box?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop going hello? Hey for brains, This is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 2>up and ormond with Zachary's holiday entertaining the basket. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't want your nuts, but nuts bring cheer to the

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<v Speaker 2>mouths of so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Already.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, nuts weigh two pounds. Now you can have the

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<v Speaker 2>nut mix including cashew, dry fruit, smoke almonds. But wait,

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<v Speaker 2>there's more to your family.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're nuts on the coffee table at your own sound.

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<v Speaker 2>We also have little nut secks for just five dollars

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<v Speaker 2>and ninety nine cents.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a little nuts. You married?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you married?

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<v Speaker 1>Did your wife hate you?

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<v Speaker 2>Because right now they make a great stocking stuffer. Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yeah, you like it?

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<v Speaker 2>You like this is? Mister Michael? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you this is?

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<v Speaker 2>This is? All of Zachary's nuts are carefully handled and handpicked.

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<v Speaker 2>What what I can't hear? Your expert team of fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>nut pluckers who sort through and choose only the finest nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say? I said, how many trays of

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<v Speaker 2>these would you like to buy? Today? That's how many

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<v Speaker 2>prays I want? Miss. I've been handling Zachary's nuts for

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<v Speaker 2>four years myself, and I gotta say that Zachary's are

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<v Speaker 2>the best nuts I've ever swallowed. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>And though I don't recommend you swallowing nuts whole chritz,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going on right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Is this? This?

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<v Speaker 2>This is scary Jones, But I was the rand in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning show. That's your boyfriend. I'm gonna kill you,

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<v Speaker 2>going to kill you? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You look at you with your friends and what you do,

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<v Speaker 2>and you guys get together, you pick on me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the radio to this. It's Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show. Don't you listen to the radio in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to do the Elvis Duran phone tap. This

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<v Speaker 1>phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show