Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones.
Speaker 2: Tap, Scary, Yes, what's it all about?
Speaker 1: Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to
Speaker 1: the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone
Speaker 1: tap victim, especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: I like, can't you speak about him in the third person?
Speaker 2: Like exactly, like I'm not Hammerson and you really are.
Speaker 2: So here we go. Let's see what it's all about.
Speaker 2: Scary's I mean Oppenheimer's phone tap. Hello, good afternoon. This
Speaker 2: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. How are you
Speaker 2: doing today? News? I'm fine. Zachary's Nuts offers a wide
Speaker 2: array of nuts for your holiday season. This handsome handled
Speaker 2: tree basket includes sun dried apricots, honey, roosted peanuts. I'm
Speaker 2: really not interested, Thank you so much. Which is the
Speaker 2: quantity you'd like to add to your cart? Hello, good efternoon.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Opa with Zachary's. Oh how are
Speaker 2: you doing today?
Speaker 1: I wasn't interested.
Speaker 2: We have for you today a special offer that you
Speaker 2: can't refuse. It's the holiday entertaining nuts sampler basket from Zachary.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested, thank you.
Speaker 2: This gormy wicker nut basket comes.
Speaker 1: With interested thank you.
Speaker 2: Certainly you celebrate the holidays, don't you? Hello? Hello, this
Speaker 2: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's nuts?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Do you know what your nuts?
Speaker 2: If you don't stop calling me, just imagine the look
Speaker 2: on your guest's face when you blop Zachary's nuts on
Speaker 2: your coffee table for the holidays.
Speaker 1: I don't can. I want to speak to a manager.
Speaker 2: And let me speak to a manager right now?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: I am the manager name. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: You're the worst manager I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm a Telemary.
Speaker 1: You can't call me anymore.
Speaker 2: Do you know? Zachary's nuts can also be put in
Speaker 2: the oven with you? You can actually the recording? Can
Speaker 2: you hear me? Can you can you hear what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: I can hear what you're saying. I can hear what
Speaker 2: you're saying. Which credit card would you like to use today?
Speaker 2: Are you nuts? Yes? In fact, we're full of nuts.
Speaker 2: Zachary's also offers the holiday party tray of uncooked nuts,
Speaker 2: where you massage each nut with some oil, then you
Speaker 2: stuff them in the oven.
Speaker 1: And nurse thee I'm allergic to nuts, My kids are
Speaker 1: allergic nuts. Everyone in my family's allergic to nuts.
Speaker 2: Introducing for this holiday season our Bavarian nut lollipops. You
Speaker 2: lick on the hard candy and when you get to
Speaker 2: the center, you've still got a nut to suck up.
Speaker 1: You're wasting my day not you have the most grating
Speaker 1: I didn't get.
Speaker 2: I've ever heard. You should not be making calls. Let
Speaker 2: me dangle these nuts in front of your face.
Speaker 1: You're nuts who listen to me? You.
Speaker 2: We'll also throw in this Christmas rippon, which will be
Speaker 2: tied around Zachary's nuts. We have the Merry Christmas Harvest
Speaker 2: Nuts Sampler gift box to the pants off of this company.
Speaker 1: You're insulting me, and you're assaulting me with a stone call.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. We do have assaulted and an unsualted
Speaker 2: gift box in case you have high blood pressure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really really, oh a gift box?
Speaker 2: Stop going hello? Hey for brains, This is mister Michael
Speaker 2: up and ormond with Zachary's holiday entertaining the basket. You
Speaker 2: don't want your nuts, but nuts bring cheer to the
Speaker 2: mouths of so many.
Speaker 1: Already.
Speaker 2: Oh, nuts weigh two pounds. Now you can have the
Speaker 2: nut mix including cashew, dry fruit, smoke almonds. But wait,
Speaker 2: there's more to your family.
Speaker 1: But you're nuts on the coffee table at your own sound.
Speaker 2: We also have little nut secks for just five dollars
Speaker 2: and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: That's a little nuts. You married?
Speaker 2: Are you married?
Speaker 1: Did your wife hate you?
Speaker 2: Because right now they make a great stocking stuffer. Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 2: You like this is? Mister Michael? Hello?
Speaker 1: How do you this is?
Speaker 2: This is? All of Zachary's nuts are carefully handled and handpicked.
Speaker 2: What what I can't hear? Your expert team of fifteen
Speaker 2: nut pluckers who sort through and choose only the finest nuts.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 2: What did you say? I said, how many trays of
Speaker 2: these would you like to buy? Today? That's how many
Speaker 2: prays I want? Miss. I've been handling Zachary's nuts for
Speaker 2: four years myself, and I gotta say that Zachary's are
Speaker 2: the best nuts I've ever swallowed. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: And though I don't recommend you swallowing nuts whole chritz,
Speaker 2: it's going on right now?
Speaker 1: What is going on? Is this? This?
Speaker 2: This is scary Jones, But I was the rand in
Speaker 2: the Morning show. That's your boyfriend. I'm gonna kill you,
Speaker 2: going to kill you? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You look at you with your friends and what you do,
Speaker 2: and you guys get together, you pick on me.
Speaker 1: It's not my friends.
Speaker 2: It's the radio to this. It's Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Don't you listen to the radio in the morning.
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