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Speaker 2: Leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 2: we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in stall.

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared? Or was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With?

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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris.

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Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 1: It's uh, what a what a day of news?

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Speaker 6: Oh we're in Chris, would you say that we are

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Speaker 6: in a news cycle right now? That we're amidst a

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Speaker 6: news cycle?

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Speaker 1: Very much so of course, the big one. Rick Morani

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Speaker 1: is getting punched.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, what kind of a monster. I don't

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Speaker 6: see these precious Rick moranis on the street.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to say he doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a punchable face, but I am going to say, whoever

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Speaker 1: did that has never seen Ghostbusters?

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Speaker 3: Right? Or honey, I shrunk the kids or SCTV right,

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Speaker 3: I'm SCTV.

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Speaker 1: That's a big one. Yeah, honey, I shrunk the kids.

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Speaker 1: If that's all you had seen, though, I.

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Speaker 6: Kind of maybe maybe if you're like an angry old babysitter,

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Speaker 6: if you something traumatic happened while that was on the

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Speaker 6: TV while the kids are asleep upstairs, I get it.

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Speaker 1: And it would explain why the guy right before he

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Speaker 1: did it, he yelled, I don't want to get.

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Speaker 3: Shrunk, no daddy, uh.

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Speaker 6: I Just for everyone who's learning about this while we

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Speaker 6: make jokes about it, Just so you know, Rick Moranas

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Speaker 6: was already quoted in some article as saying, I'm fine,

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Speaker 6: so you don't be afraid for him. He doesn't seem

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Speaker 6: to want you to be afraid for him. Everyone's upset anyway, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I would not be making light of it if he

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Speaker 1: if it had even landed on his face. He was

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Speaker 1: punched in the head. So this guy, oh is that true? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like that he probably hurt his hand. But then I

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Speaker 1: watched the video. Someone slowed it down. It's just a

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Speaker 1: guy in an iHeart New York sweatshirt, which maybe makes

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Speaker 1: me think he's from out of town, and he was

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Speaker 1: walking with his hands in the sweatshirt pockets. Can just

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Speaker 1: stopped and punched a man and then nonchalantly walked away

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Speaker 1: so slowly that it's creepy. I think he got punched

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Speaker 1: by a ghost.

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Speaker 3: That's horrifying. Also, it's the kind of thing.

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Speaker 6: It's like what as a child and growing up like

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Speaker 6: five miles out in the country with no street lights.

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Speaker 6: That was my fear of what city life was like.

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Speaker 6: That you would just that if you moved to the city,

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Speaker 6: you're basically volunteering to get punched in the face, like

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Speaker 6: maybe once a month.

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Speaker 1: That's just kind of part of city living, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is always what I thought. I mean, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: that would happened in Montana. People would randomly punch you.

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Speaker 1: At least Christ, do you need a headband or direct

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Speaker 1: I'm tucking it, I got it. I go back and

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Speaker 1: forth I gotta cut my hair. I almost did it,

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Speaker 1: and then I didn't because it's like, why should I.

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Speaker 1: But when it comes to just my comfort in general,

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Speaker 1: what the hell am I doing?

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Speaker 3: It's it's impacting your comfort now impacting my ability to podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's my hairs reached that level where it's in my

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Speaker 6: As your podcasting partner, I have to ask you professionally.

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Speaker 3: Please clip it, zip it or ticket or.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: See, that's why you're in this business. I'm gonna grip.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna grip it, and I'm gonna rip it for

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Speaker 1: those that enjoy golf more than traffic safety. I uh yes,

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Speaker 1: So I thought that in a city it just was

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Speaker 1: ten times more unching, but with accents like New York accents.

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Speaker 1: But anytime I've been in a city, all the rumors

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Speaker 1: With Los Angeles, but i'd see eye contact, I see

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Speaker 1: people being friendly. I rarely see people getting punched. But

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Speaker 1: in Montana it still happens. I think it's in small.

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Speaker 6: See what the rumors about the cities are that I've

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Speaker 6: heard so far. I've heard that New York is a

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Speaker 6: bitch and Ella is a slut. I don't know what

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Speaker 6: you've heard, but that's what people say behind their back

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Speaker 6: in front of me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's true. Yeah, true.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's true enough to where I like that

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Speaker 1: because I've never heard it before.

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Speaker 3: What should that be our new merch.

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Speaker 6: Ellie is a bitch, New York's a slut. No, it's

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Speaker 6: the reverse, New York's the bitch, Ellie's slut.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, got come on, think it through.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I gotta think. I got to apply

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Speaker 1: my real life experience.

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Speaker 6: Come on, in your mind, drive down Lebraa and see

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Speaker 6: the J and J Bieber unrelated.

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Speaker 1: LA unrelated And this is not I'm not asking for myself.

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Speaker 1: Where are all these LA slots at? Oh they're not

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Speaker 1: outside my apartment door. No, it's okay. It's me time

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Speaker 1: learning about myself, discovering my own body so lonely.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm fine everything.

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Speaker 6: Are you doing some body discovery? Some seventies hippie style

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Speaker 6: body discovery? I today laid down a yoga mat with

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Speaker 6: my therm arrest. I used to camp on it, and

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Speaker 6: I laid those down and I did these butterfly stretches

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Speaker 6: where you. You kind of sit a Native American style

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Speaker 6: and put your knees down, Okay, cross legged, thank you.

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Speaker 6: I was trying to make a joke, but it's probably

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Speaker 6: a bad one anyway, a lot of groin I did

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Speaker 6: do that today. It's the closest thing I've done to

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Speaker 6: like Meta in a while.

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Speaker 3: Was you basically did a couple of groin stretches.

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Speaker 1: And I put on this back brace that adjusts my posture,

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Speaker 1: and I did I lifted some weights and time to

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Speaker 1: because in Montana I did zero calisthenics are stretching. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just experienced life. But that's over, so time to

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Speaker 1: sweat to the oldies inside. It's for real my purpose.

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Speaker 6: I when I get up to walk to the kitchen

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Speaker 6: to get myself another thing that I've decided I need. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: like if there's if the window has been too long

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Speaker 3: And when I get.

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Speaker 6: Up and I when I'm walking to the kitchen, am

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Speaker 3: That's when I know it's I got to start gents,

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Speaker 3: some stretches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's just something because you're right, we're looking

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Speaker 1: for little rewards throughout the day, and I've used to

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Speaker 1: That's the reason I used to have cigarettes. It's the

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Speaker 1: reason I I did. I did for a while. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I kept it a secret, but up until we're in

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Speaker 1: Manhattan Beach, I would leave to yeah, go to the

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Speaker 1: the beach, I would just snuff them out, toss them

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Speaker 1: in the ocean, and then I come back to LA

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Speaker 1: and like be like, oh, cigarettes are so grossy slots.

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Speaker 3: They're disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then oh man, if you ever saw me

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Speaker 1: down at the beach after the other crushes camel crushes, cigarettes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: slooting around right off the bat, I'd be like, this

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Speaker 1: one's gonna be all menthol But I yeah, I stopped

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 1: But it's one of those reward things. And now now

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Speaker 1: cookies and things like that. It's or just coffee, Like

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Speaker 1: I'll make a pot of coffee for no fucking reason,

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Speaker 1: and I'll drink it. As late as eight pm, because

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Speaker 1: And now I'm like abusing every It's a stimulant and

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Speaker 1: I just want it whatever it is.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 6: Now, do you find this because I am I've always

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Speaker 6: been very dependent on coffee. I drink at least a

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Speaker 6: pot in the morning, yep, and then throughout I'll definitely

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Speaker 6: I don't think it actually agrees with me. I think

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Speaker 6: I have as comedian, which is I should always be talking.

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Speaker 6: I'm very self righteously angry about things, right, and then

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Speaker 6: those turn into like these kind of monologues right where

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Speaker 6: it can't stop talking. You're right, it is. They're like

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Speaker 6: it's like cocaine. Yeah, it is like cocaine. And I

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Speaker 6: think get it like affects me that way, and I

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Speaker 6: like it because of that. And I'm just looking like

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Speaker 6: any other standard la slut. I'm just looking for a

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Speaker 3: I don't. I'm just in my house looking for an upswing,

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Speaker 3: looking for a mood change, Like Netflix isn't doing it

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Speaker 6: Right, No, and none of the regular cable channels are

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Speaker 6: nothing is I know?

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Speaker 1: I don't, well, you know me and how I'm dictated

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Speaker 1: by Awards season.

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Speaker 3: I just started watching Shit's Creek.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why I waited, really the fan

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Speaker 1: I am of waiting for Guffman and Best in Show

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Speaker 1: and just Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara in general. But

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Speaker 1: I when I first started watching it years ago, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, they're rich and think they're better than everyone,

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Speaker 1: and the kids are sarcastic and mean, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: get it. And so I jumped ahead to like episode

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Speaker 1: ten of season one, and I have not laughed that

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Speaker 1: hard in a long time. And I can't stop watching

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Speaker 1: it and I'm in.

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Speaker 3: It's so good, you know. It reminds me. It's a

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Speaker 3: little bit like a play. Are you watching it right now?

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm on Murder Mystery season three, episode six, Turn not off,

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Speaker 1: turn out? Oh, it's on that weight, just hold it

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Speaker 1: watching TV. It's on mute. No, it's a screen saver,

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Speaker 1: I'm not rude. Oh I think she got the role.

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Speaker 1: I think she got the role. And the crows have eyes. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I will, I'll pause it, I'll pose it. No, you're right, you're.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: That show. I used to try to tell people it.

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Speaker 6: The the first like say, five episodes. The pacing is

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Speaker 3: But so then the people that this is like.

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Speaker 1: Have you read anything about him having symptoms of any

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Speaker 6: He definitely has screaming spit syndrome, which is very common

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Speaker 1: So I don't know why I can't just let myself

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Speaker 3: And yet I can't. I don't have any control over

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Speaker 1: The fact that he specifically defiantly was pretending this wasn't

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Speaker 3: From inside the house, which is hilarious. Should I should

442
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 3: look up who did that?

443
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 6: I do that all the time where I read a

444
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 6: tweet and it sticks in my mind, but I don't

445
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 6: remember who did it.

446
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

447
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's a good one, very good one. That's

448
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 1: a very good one.

449
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 3: Who did it. I'll never reminby did it? Who did it?

450
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 3: And I didn't like it? Did I?

451
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 6: I didn't.

452
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 3: I'll keep looking. Well, we will all find out.

453
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: We'll just hang tight and see if he gets sneezy.

454
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

455
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 3: I want to.

456
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: I don't want to get married to whether or not

457
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: it's happening. But I guess it is whatever. Anyway, last night, Aaron.

458
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 6: Our poor, our poor nerve systems. Last night, did you

459
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 6: do something in local news? I?

460
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: Uh, it was pretty late and I realized I hadn't eaten.

461
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 1: I was elbows deep in Shit's creek.

462
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 3: And I ordered Pha or foe.

463
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: I call it Tha. I think it's supposed to be

464
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: called Tha. But then there's a place in town called

465
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,239
Speaker 1: Faux Show. And they corrected me, and I'm like, I'm

466
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's Pa. The employees correct Anyway, I ordered some.

467
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: It came to my house.

468
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 3: Where are they from?

469
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: No, No, they're local. They were local, man, But this

470
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: guy dropped it off. It comes in two. There's a

471
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: little to go bucket of broth. There's the ingredients in

472
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: the other bucket, so you combine them in your home.

473
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: I took them out of the bags. I poured it

474
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: into a larger bucket they provide, so I'm looking at

475
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 1: a lot of PA. And then I watched Catherine O'Hara.

476
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: Did you see where she's auditioning and she just starts scatting.

477
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that much.

478
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: It is so funny. I watched it over and over,

479
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: and I'm not kidding. I did a knee slapping thing,

480
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,919
Speaker 1: I guess, or I just threw my arm wear and

481
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 1: I flipped it like that game flip a cup. I

482
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: hadn't even tasted any of my fa and it was

483
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: kind of hot, and I launched it on my lap,

484
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: all over my floors, onto my carpet, which I'm gonna

485
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: get a new carpet because it really did a number

486
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: on it. I guess there's a lot of oil in

487
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: that broth, but it was hot, like where my legs

488
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: were pink. I had some minor degree of burning, but

489
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 1: it was well enjoying a thing. So I was still

490
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: laughing because on top of her being funny, I just

491
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: launched a bunch of fu in my lap and I

492
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: kept lapping.

493
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 3: Usually I'd be like.

494
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: Fuck, God, damn it, I hate light.

495
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 3: I usually would yell that stuff. But instead of my job.

496
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: Oh I just turned into a sex pistol you.

497
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 3: Oh God.

498
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: And I cleaned it up forever anyway, that was really funny.

499
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: And I went to bed without dinner like a punished child.

500
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: I had to clean it all up and I went

501
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: to bed hungry. And uh, I mean it was it

502
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: was perfect. It was a perfect situation. At no point,

503
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: I swear to you, did I stop laughing. I as

504
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: I cleaned it up, I was laughing. I just got

505
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,439
Speaker 1: to enjoy these things now because that's what happened.

506
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 6: Well, it's and it is an experience. It's like, even

507
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 6: though it's a bummer, it's still something to do. Cleaning

508
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 6: up that phu is like a project to you have

509
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 6: that to do for another hour.

510
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 3: Watch.

511
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: I guess cleaning up phu that I spill on purposes

512
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: my new cigarettes, Well, I guess it should make a

513
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: mess so I can clean it.

514
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 3: I'm bored.

515
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 6: Hey, you want to go flip some fu outside? Yeah,

516
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 6: let's do it really quick before.

517
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 3: I hit the edge.

518
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: It's so funny how rapidly and dramatically I launched all

519
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: of it.

520
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 3: And at the end, I just I saw it was

521
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: all on the floor.

522
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: But I took the cup and I just drank some

523
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: of the remaining broth just to experience what it tasted like.

524
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: And this was at the end of the night, and

525
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: I couldn't order more, it was too late. It was

526
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: such a perfect situation.

527
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 6: You might be in the same situation many people are

528
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 6: in where you have basically exhausted the restaurants on your

529
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 6: list of places to order, because we've.

530
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: All been in our houses for six months.

531
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 6: And so it's like, because I was about to say,

532
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 6: kind of an interesting choice to order fa when it

533
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 6: was like one hundred and two degrees yesterday, who was.

534
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just wasn't if it was daytime and

535
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 1: I I was outside no way, but at night with

536
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: my air condish, it's like, oh, I need some hot soup.

537
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: It's getting chilli, and oh.

538
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 6: I'm freezy, and I a college girl in your uggs

539
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 6: all of a sudden.

540
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love winter.

541
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 3: First day, a fall y'all first day, all y'all sin

542
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 3: spice latte, and I pour it on my head. I

543
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 3: deserve this, No.

544
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: I and I had I had canceled or put a

545
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: block on all my Hello Fresh meals and they started

546
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: arriving so in a pinch. Oh nice, if I order

547
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: something and then launch it on my crutch, I can

548
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: go in and make some shrimp spaghetti or whatever they've said.

549
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't shrimp on your rug, was it? Oh?

550
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: It was chicken. It was that perfect little boiled egg.

551
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: It was it was everything you find.

552
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was some green onions. Do you still have

553
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 6: green onions? Kind of sprinkled about.

554
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: There was kelligons, you know, some of it. I did

555
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: wait for it to just dry on the floor so

556
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: I could scrape it up, sure, because oh yeah, it's

557
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: hard to mop up noodle soup. And I was kind

558
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: of just fed up with life. I just turned everything

559
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: off after trying to clean it. And then the next

560
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: day I'm like, oh, looks like we have a few

561
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: ingredients still in the carpet. So I'm going to order

562
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: a more natural round woven rug.

563
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 5: Like good.

564
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: This colored rug that I have, it's like a gradient

565
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: of light colors. It was already doomed because of just

566
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: normal footprints. So it's time for it to go. Now

567
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: it's riddled with foe and it's time for it to go.

568
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh No, that wasn't That wasn't on purpose. That wasn't planned.

569
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: Time to go it's riddled with foe.

570
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 3: It's riddled with foe. And then you're gonna later on

571
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: when you.

572
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 6: Get your what I believe is a sizal Matt, what

573
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 6: you're describing the natural fiber carpet. Then you can take

574
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 6: the rug you have and you can pour hot water

575
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 6: over it, and you can ring it out and then

576
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 6: have a new cup of foe.

577
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 3: Right, I'm saying.

578
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 6: Later if you need money or if your things are

579
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, you can just kind of

580
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 6: save it right almost like it's almost like putting it

581
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 6: up for the winter.

582
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a rug and just add hot water and

583
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: ring it like it's Rawmen, this is just a bunch

584
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: of flavoring waiting to happen later on, or like an

585
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: astronaut meal.

586
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 3: Yes, but in a rug. Yeah, it's a rugstronaut.

587
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: I think I might just roll it up and let

588
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: it go. I've tried to clean it up. I tried

589
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: to soap it down, I tried to brush it and

590
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: hang it and it still looked like shit.

591
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 6: So you know, who gives a fuck about Christmas? Who

592
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 6: gives a fuck about Christmas?

593
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: That's the best. I love that she doesn't celebrate about Christmas.

594
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 3: Stuff.

595
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the I wish that's how she talked.

596
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: That's the only likable thing I've ever heard her say.

597
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 6: For real, I relate to her for the first time,

598
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 6: aside from her weird glary eyes that she thinks is

599
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 6: a good look, but she looks insanely crazy even when.

600
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: They're like there's a cameraman, there's got to be people

601
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: there sort of directing or like, okay, you're talking about

602
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: I forget what she cares about. But she did some

603
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: earnest video where she's just side looking sideways, glaring like

604
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: the evil evilist Bond villain. And then she but what

605
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: she's saying is something coming from a place.

606
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 3: School, stay in school. Drugs are bad.

607
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: And then she starts trying dancing.

608
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 3: Drugs are bad. I can't remember when she lights a

609
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 3: little pile of straw on fire with her eyes.

610
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: Just immediately shoots lasers at an ant pile.

611
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: Oh, she's you know.

612
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 6: What, I didn't like the first lady before I knew

613
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 6: that she had laser eyes that she killed insects with.

614
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 6: And now I feel like there's common ground, Brian, there's

615
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 6: some have you seen her statue that they made.

616
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 3: In I believe Slovena, her home country.

617
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: If that's I think she is correct from the Slovenia,

618
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: that's what I wanted to gas.

619
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 6: And they built her a statue, did you see that?

620
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 6: And then it burnt down and then they replaced it.

621
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 6: Have you It was arts and you know the writer's

622
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 6: article that I read said burnt.

623
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: It was burnt. So I don't know if they were

624
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 3: accusing anybody or had any.

625
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: Because what I know of statues in general is they

626
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: rarely catch on fire.

627
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: Well outside of Slovenia.

628
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, but here in My dad and I were talking

629
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 6: about this this morning because he goes, did you see

630
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 6: that first statue they made of her? Look like some

631
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 6: on you're driving on the way to the Avenue of Giants,

632
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 6: you know, there's always like a buzzsaw artist on the

633
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 6: side of the road. That's like it's they buzz sawed

634
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 6: a brown bear into a stump of wood my dad backyard.

635
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: There was a trace, No, and he or it was

636
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: the planning. We had a chainsawready and everything. He was

637
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: going to make a little bear. I don't think he

638
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: did it, but yeah.

639
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 6: Well basically someone in Slovenia did a chainsaw bear. But

640
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 6: it's it's Uh. I was gonna say, Miranda Trump, something's.

641
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: Wrong with me?

642
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 6: Stephen, do you know what I'm talking about? And could

643
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 6: you find any could you send any these pictures and

644
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 6: post them into our zoom chat like having a business meeting, right, yeah.

645
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.

646
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 5: It was burned during some July fourth celebrations this year.

647
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 5: Let me share the page America's Independence in Slovenia. Okay,

648
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 5: oh my god, can you see the screen? Yeah, that's

649
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 5: the original.

650
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: That is the Milania Trump. Oh, it's made it's very

651
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: old school. Oh my god, it's really funny. It's really funny.

652
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: Why next to her waving it's taken from a photo?

653
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's to be realistic to that. Go and then

654
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 6: look there's the is that the new version?

655
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: I can't tell you that, John. Oh, it is on fire.

656
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: It is made of wood. Even her bush base is burnt.

657
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: It's got a base made of bushes and it's all burnt.

658
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, burnt, baby burnt.

659
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: Oh man.

660
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 3: Some local artists, why is that? Bummed me out?

661
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever see the uh wasn't it Lucille Ball?

662
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: They like made a statue for Lucille Ball and it

663
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: looked like something from American horror story.

664
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Speaker 6: Yes, it's a crazy fucking thing. Is it Lucille Ball, Yeah,

665
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 6: I think it is. And also there's the one of

666
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 6: that Christian Ronaldo, that soccer player, that is fucking hilarious.

667
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: That thing is unbelievable.

668
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: It's every time I see that, I think of, like,

669
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: how talented A lot of the just people I went

670
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: to art school with were it. Yeah, it is like

671
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 1: why and then there's a new Yeah, it is like

672
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: the horrifying They were like, okay, maybe we shouldn't just

673
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: google search local artists and oh yeah there's Oh that's

674
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: so funny. But the next statue is great. It's like

675
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: got a patina where her eyes are blue? I love it.

676
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, huh, there's just so many good art Well you

677
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 6: bring up that Christian Ronaldo one, because Christian Ronaldo there

678
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 6: it is. He's so good looking and the statue of

679
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 6: him is so fucking funny.

680
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, there it is. Oh that's so it's like.

681
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 3: That guy.

682
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: That guy's like, I'll teach you for making fun of

683
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: me in high school. Like, clearly someone forced their way

684
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: into that situation and did a prank. Because I don't

685
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: I don't see it at all.

686
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: It's just all, well, you know what it is.

687
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 6: It's like they didn't use a protractor or something so

688
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 6: that the distance between his eyes and his cheeks and

689
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 6: his cheeks and his mouth. The reason he's so gorgeous

690
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 6: is because on his face those numbers, it's like the

691
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 6: golden ratio.

692
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 3: And then the statue. They've brought his eyes as close together.

693
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 6: As possible, and then all of his features are up

694
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 6: together instead of spread out across his face like the person.

695
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: It's his eyes and mouth are lined up on some

696
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: weird angle. They're like, it's like, yeah, he used a

697
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: triangle to draw those lines that everyone draws when they

698
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: do an oval. And then they're like, okay, the eyes

699
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: are in the middle. There's eight lines. I'm just going

700
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: to put these ones at an angle. Man.

701
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 3: That who is that guy?

702
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know who he is? Should I know?

703
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 3: I don't know who he's a soccer player, Ronaldo?

704
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: Well he's yeah, yeah, he is like a perfect faced,

705
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: symmetrical faced person. Yes, that's a prank. Someone there are sculpture.

706
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: It's my favorite prank. Now doing a city like funded

707
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: sculpture for a town, like money's allocated for this thing.

708
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: You get hired and you're like, do the best prank ever.

709
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: It just you're liking to me.

710
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not a fan or a friend. I am

711
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: their enemy.

712
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to do a sculpture

713
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: of the first Lady and it's going to be out

714
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: of gas soaked wood. It's something I learned in college. Also,

715
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: I will be at the end. When I'm done, I

716
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: will celebrate by smoking a giant cigar.

717
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 3: Whoop.

718
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 6: I'm brining the wood in gasoline. Yeah, yeah, you an

719
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 6: old recipe.

720
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know. Yeah, I went tired school.

721
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 3: This is the thing we do. It's the thing we do.

722
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I love Jesus.

723
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 3: What a day?

724
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 6: What a Also, doesn't today feel like a Sunday?

725
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: It's Friday?

726
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah?

727
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 3: I have felt that way all week.

728
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 6: Turn the TV off. I am you're like a fucking

729
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 6: parkey staring up it is I swear it wasn't on.

730
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 6: It's just a screensaver and I'm looking at Shit's Creek

731
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 6: production stills, realizing that Eugene Levy is like grew into

732
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 6: a handsome older man. Remember he was goofy. He was good,

733
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 6: He's looking and splash. He was like I know, you

734
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 6: know he was intentionally goofy, and now both of the

735
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 6: Levy men are nuts hot.

736
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: It's it's there, those Mediterranean.

737
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 6: Hairy, heavy browed Yeah, kind of like lantern jawed, but

738
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 6: like it's almost like Eugene Levey's been hiding behind comedy,

739
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 6: pretending he was a nerd when he's actually a hot guy.

740
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 6: And he had a son who was just like, look,

741
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 6: I'm just a hawk eye. That's also funny, too bad.

742
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he switched the order. I it's and I

743
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: didn't even care about I didn't notice. I knew I

744
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: had wispy, sometimes translucent eyebrows, but you started talking NonStop

745
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: about Colin Ferrell and how his eyebrows have their own

746
00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: personality and dictate what the other person thinks, you know

747
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And I these guys have those eyebrows

748
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: I wish I had. They do should there's something?

749
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

750
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 6: No, my pillow guy, do you want do you want

751
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 6: to be the weirdest person?

752
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: Of course not? And then off camera I take off

753
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: my giant cross medallion.

754
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to look like my pillow guy,

755
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 3: of course not.

756
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 6: Dismantling gripping a pillow screaming mine over and over. My

757
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 6: pillow guy is really like the second he was rising

758
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 6: to prominence and fame and fortune, we all should have said, hey,

759
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 6: if this isn't the seventh seal being broken, typically, I

760
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 6: don't know what else could be, because this is the

761
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 6: absolute exit, like the perfect example of like worshiping a

762
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 6: golden calf like this lunatic.

763
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 3: I just it's the craziest.

764
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 6: The culture that's grown up around being pro Trump is psychotic.

765
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hiding behind if they were being a pillow tycoon.

766
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 6: But have you ever seen the ad for his his

767
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 6: autobiography where it talks about his fourteen near death experiences

768
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 6: because he was such a terrible drug addict before he

769
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 6: made it big with his My Pillow The.

770
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: Only reason he was doing those drugscaren is because he

771
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: had never had a good night's sleep. It wasn't until.

772
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 3: This creek in his neck, Oh my god, and.

773
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: It made him jump onto that white horse every weekend.

774
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 6: Need it smack directly mainlined into his neck vein because

775
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 6: he could not get a comfortable spot.

776
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 3: The pillow was always hot.

777
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: Every time I tried to sleep, I just wake up

778
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: restless and shoot into my veins.

779
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: The Black Stallion.

780
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 1: Then he found Jesus, and uh I do I can't

781
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: stop thinking it of him. Someone just putting the camera

782
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: on him in a commercial being what you just described

783
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: him saying mine, mine, my only one. No, my pillow mine,

784
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: people grabbing at it, dressed in devil devil outfit.

785
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 6: No, he has to at the at the mypiow factory,

786
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 6: he grabs every pillow at the end of the conveyor belt,

787
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 6: and all the workers have to go No, no, no,

788
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 6: they're everybody's pillows.

789
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 3: No, we can mind, but we have to sell them.

790
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 1: The only the only part I don't like about making

791
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: my pillows is that I have to sell them to

792
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 1: other people.

793
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 3: I want them all.

794
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 6: Because they're mine. I mean, look, I yeah, I do.

795
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 6: I want other people to get a good night's sleep. Sure, fine,

796
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 6: Do I want to give all my pillows away? No,

797
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 6: they're mine.

798
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 3: I'm also on the Black Stallion. You are right now.

799
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, have you been riding bare back again?

800
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: I just like you've been. It's always horse related similes.

801
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 6: Someone's taking taking a sea biscuit and go in to

802
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 6: bed on there pillow.

803
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: I just want to shave a little off the hoof

804
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 1: that's when you're addicted to jello.

805
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, grouch, you get high on gelatine. Have

806
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 3: you ever had? Have you ever had?

807
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 5: Yeah?

808
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 3: That's how I it's got.

809
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 6: Gelatine is very much along the same lines as Fa

810
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 6: and Foe, where there will be people that argue, but

811
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 6: a real food, he knows it's gelatine.

812
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 3: Have you ever had? Nerds?

813
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: Ropes?

814
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 3: Speaking of it? Is God? They're good? Why is that

815
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: candy so good?

816
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: It am I making? No, it's a rope that they

817
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: somehow made sticky and it's covered with nerds.

818
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: It's straight out of the.

819
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: Wonka factory, like a classic looking candy I want.

820
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 6: Inside is like a little I know, the inside like

821
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 6: a little sour piece of liquor, but not because there's

822
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 6: a different consistency. And my friend brought them over and

823
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 6: I was like, I thought it was a joke, and

824
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 6: he luckily left, like he brought a bunch of them

825
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 6: over and then left like five.

826
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 3: And I think about them.

827
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: The weirdest thing you think about them now that they're gone.

828
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 6: You know, when I'm not getting up and going to

829
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 6: the kitchen or getting up and do you know getting

830
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 6: it's when I'm having my ingesting a new thing thoughts, Right,

831
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 6: Nerds ropes are always on the top of the list

832
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 6: where I'm like, I don't know how to get them.

833
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 3: I don't know any nine year olds. I don't know

834
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 3: how to get this candy. I don't see it anywhere, right,

835
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,959
Speaker 3: It's like very specific to grammar school students, and yet

836
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 3: I want a piece of that action.

837
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: And that was always the candy I wanted as a kid.

838
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: Those little boxes sectioned often in the middle. It's such

839
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: a unny gimmick. It's like, yeah, they're not you want

840
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: strawberry or and then you want to mix it up.

841
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: A few minutes later, I'm blueberry on the other side.

842
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: It was a great idea, it was a great ia.

843
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 6: I love nerds and the Nerds people, and I guess

844
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 6: that is the Willy Wonka brand.

845
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: It is one they have been.

846
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 6: They've been innovating since that time, so they know the

847
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 6: kids of today aren't going to be happy, which is

848
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 6: a plain old box of Nerds' that's too, it's too

849
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 6: what do you call it when something's not digital?

850
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: It's mono. It's true analog analog. Thank you. They've gone

851
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 3: fully internet with these new Nerds ropes.

852
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: A lot of kids out there are like, these can't

853
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: this candy is so pedestrian, you know, they say stuff

854
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: like that.

855
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 3: They do these kids all the time.

856
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 1: They're they're so technologically advanced, some of these kids when

857
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: it comes to candy.

858
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 6: Did you know that the rope inside is actually the

859
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 6: fire wire? It's the only that's the only computer thing

860
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 6: I could think of Ethernet covered in nerds. Hey, let's

861
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 6: talk about Madonna. Yeah, I will, now, did you not?

862
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 6: She's she's gone QAnon like many of our older stars. Really,

863
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 6: she's brought into some of the apparently apparently and then

864
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 6: but here's what. I love the Great Power, but I

865
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 6: love Madonna too. Look, Madonna is a wonder kind and

866
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 6: she deserves everything that she has. Sure, but she's I

867
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 6: think spent too much time alone as an older person

868
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 6: near the Internet, which you can't let these people do that. Yeah,

869
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 6: I buy every you know, you have to check their websites,

870
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 6: you have to put a parent alert on your parents

871
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 6: the computer. But she came out going like this is

872
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 6: a conspiracy and all the classic shit. And Annie Lennox

873
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 6: from the Eurythmics, no, the from Eurythmics, Y came and

874
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 6: just was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me, do

875
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 6: not do this? Like Annie Lennox came and like went

876
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 6: for amazing.

877
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: I feel like Madonna would listen to Annie Lennox. I

878
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: do too because she.

879
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 3: I think we should all listen to Annie Lennox.

880
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: They came up together, if not the rhythmics before her,

881
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: of course, but she there's no one that doesn't look

882
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: up Danny Lennox.

883
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: She's a fucking legend.

884
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 1: She's the best.

885
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: Have you. We've definitely talked about this.

886
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking of an older Madonna online reading

887
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories. But she's still wearing that golden funnel bra

888
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: with the two gold funnels on each cup. I just

889
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: like that to remember the old days and be like, hey,

890
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: I have all these costumes, why not wear them?

891
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: Don't go for a sec and best baby. Believe everything

892
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: you read online. You know, you know you got to.

893
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 3: Don't check a thing you see, don't worry about the sources.

894
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 3: If it's Facebook, it's real, real.

895
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: Believe this shit.

896
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 4: You got to make to make believe this shit. Hey, hey,

897
00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 4: I'm sixty seven. If you want it right now, Okay,

898
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 4: we have to stuff singing a song.

899
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: It's funny. No, it's funny because that's my favorite game,

900
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: is making up songs and rasping for lyrics. But when

901
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: you're doing it, I'm laughing and I can't join in necessarily.

902
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: So just for future reference, we have to take turns.

903
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: We have to do Okay, it's hard to do duets,

904
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. And I guess I'm also saying

905
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 1: I can't be in your band anymore.

906
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: We will not share the spotlight with me or Madonna.

907
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: We both know I'd be in the dark shadows playing tambourine.

908
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

909
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to harmonize.

910
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 6: Hey, harmonizing is the fucking hardest thing. It's the people

911
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 6: that can do it. They're the only people that can

912
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 6: do it. I can't do it. And if someone starts

913
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 6: doing it with me, I'll just start singing what they're singing.

914
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: Right right, right, right, Yeah, it is.

915
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 3: It's hard.

916
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: Do you have to know about notes? Would it help

917
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: that I play trombone? I have an ear for music?

918
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: Maybe it just you do you do it. It's the

919
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 3: ear you need.

920
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 6: You need to be the kind of person that can

921
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 6: tell that can hear different separate tunes. And I'm the

922
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 6: kind of person that hears the melody and that's kind

923
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 6: of it, and the other ones scare me. Harmonizing is like, yeah,

924
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 6: I think you have to have a special ear and ability.

925
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:16,479
Speaker 5: Yeah.

926
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: Anytime I've tried, or anytime someone's had the confidence in

927
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: me to assume I can harmonize, I blow it big time.

928
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

929
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: And this is just bar karaoke, you know.

930
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 6: Oh, well, but that's where it's the most important, because

931
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 6: that's where you get discovered.

932
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: Well, it's the only time I'm ever singing.

933
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 6: What's your what's your karaoke hit? What's your go to

934
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 6: karaoke jam?

935
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: I mean I was a kid, and I know when

936
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: it comes to karaoke, you don't want to pull out

937
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: some obscure song that only you like. You're not gonna

938
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: sell it.

939
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 3: You have to do the hits, okay, yes, and you

940
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 3: have the group enjoyment.

941
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: And so I, without any prompt from a monitor, I'm.

942
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: Saying, can I guess? Can I guess? Can I guess?

943
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 3: Read how chili pep of some kind?

944
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm not Brooks Wheeling.

945
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 3: I just dominutely give it to your mama, Give it away,

946
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 3: Give it away, give it Away Now Poppins. That's where

947
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: Rob drews song blood. I always add some scat.

948
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: Sure.

949
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: I used to sing bust a move, but this was

950
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: mid mid to late nineties, and I just had it

951
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 1: memorized and I could, I could, I could do it well.

952
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: And then I did want it or a live by

953
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: bond Jovi. I'm not proud of these things. And then

954
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: I sang I want a contest at Stockman's Bar in

955
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: Missoula with I just Called to Say, I Love You

956
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: by Stevie Wonder. I know it's his least, it's not

957
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: his best song. I love Stevie Wonder, but that song

958
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 1: kind of sucks. But it's the only one where he's

959
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: not going high. And I can do an impression of

960
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: his voice, but only in those three octaves or whatever.

961
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: I do.

962
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: You want me to sing it, I will sell you

963
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: on it right now.

964
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 3: Try it. I will not.

965
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: I can't try it. I'm starting to sweat. Don't make

966
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: me sing. I will fucking faint.

967
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 6: I will Newesday, Such a clink clink. It sounds like

968
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 6: someone pressed one button on the keyboard. I know that

969
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 6: was his way of saying fuck you. It was like, oh,

970
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 6: you want to you want another hit here?

971
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's not instinct.

972
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 3: I know ding didding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

973
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 3: Well do you like the phone?

974
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: I know it's like baby melodies, but I could sing

975
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: it well and people would be surprised.

976
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 3: To hear it. I can't give me one line.

977
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 1: Nothing scares me more than singing to you that song.

978
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing about me. It has to be

979
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: a room full of strangers. Even if we were at

980
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: a karaoke bar and you were in the audience, I

981
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: would not be able to sing. I have to be drunk.

982
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: It has to be strangers. Yes, no friends are allowed,

983
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: and that goes true with comedy. Maybe I'm happy that

984
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: it's over because I clearly had a weird Yeah, it

985
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: is easier.

986
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,479
Speaker 3: May I'm happy that comedy is over.

987
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 6: It is karaoke is just starting.

988
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 3: They should do. Oh my god, I.

989
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 6: Just had the best idea. Okay copyright poor Man's copyright.

990
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Stephen.

991
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 6: At one hour and three minutes and four seconds into

992
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 6: this podcast, I just.

993
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: Better not I say burrito size corn tartillas.

994
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 3: That's my idea.

995
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: But corn TORTI Yes, they're wrappable. They're going to be

996
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: great and they're going to be a hit. How not?

997
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 3: Wouldn't they break when you go to bend them?

998
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: Que formula? Hasn't everyone's always thinking about regular corn tartillas

999
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: when I bring this up. These are pliable, malleable, they're foldable,

1000
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: and they're made of corn, and you can fry them

1001
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: and you can basically.

1002
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 3: Make a hard shell burrito.

1003
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: Does that? Is that music to anyone's ears? A hard

1004
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: shell burrito? Forget about? I mean, you will you are

1005
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: nay saying now, but I'll be laughing all the way

1006
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: to the bank. But anyway, what.

1007
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 6: You're they're already. Isn't there already a hard shell burrito?

1008
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 6: Like when you deep fry a burrito, it's cold.

1009
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a flower tortilla. That says for gluten

1010
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: free people. Also, Oh, it's gonna okay, it's gonna fly

1011
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: off the shelves. No one believes it, Okay, I'm sorry. No,

1012
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: we do.

1013
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm young, Chris. We do. We do believe

1014
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 3: in you.

1015
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 6: We don't believe in your corn tortilla. For burrito's idea.

1016
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 6: That's there's two different things. You're not your ideas.

1017
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: I always want larger corn. Okay, they can still be

1018
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: for giant tacos, but I know people are gonna take

1019
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: them home and not have an open faced situation. It's

1020
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: gonna be a burrito, and we'll just that it's their business.

1021
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 6: What they want to do with their burrito at home.

1022
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 6: Is you invented again? Like my pillow. You can't retain

1023
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 6: ownership to invent these corn tortillas taketos.

1024
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: Think about a taketo, a perfectly crispy taketo. Imagine now

1025
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: it's bigger, filled with other ingredients other than just shredded meat.

1026
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a giant corn.

1027
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 3: But this is corn.

1028
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: Tomali's Yes, technically Tmali is corn also, but this is carr.

1029
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have to heal.

1030
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 3: I understand you. You don't believe in my ideas.

1031
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 6: Go back to the drawing board, where I know for

1032
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 6: a fact you've drawn a corn tortillo.

1033
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 7: Everything start, yes, I do a quick sketch, and then

1034
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm gonna take this to clay, and then

1035
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 7: I do a sculpture of the corn.

1036
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 6: Then bronze Brun's like Lucio ball statue.

1037
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, I'm ready to go for just

1038
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: food ingredients. Actually, my preliminary versions are a lot more

1039
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: work than just food. I should have just gone straight

1040
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: to cornflower and okay, sorry, what was your idea?

1041
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: My idea future karaoke is the future of karaoke is

1042
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 3: karaoke shows.

1043
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 6: Like people are doing stand up zoom shows, but everyone

1044
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 6: just it's when it's your time, you just sit there

1045
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 6: and sing a song to the eight other people on

1046
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 6: the ship.

1047
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: That's what I've been wanting to do with our in

1048
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: the Green Zoom. My manager Jessica and her other clients

1049
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: and I have just been Paul Danky kind of hosts

1050
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: and we just talk about topics and it's improvised. It's

1051
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: easy and fun. But I wanted to do a karaoke version,

1052
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: and I said that in the email and it got

1053
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: no responses. What I'm saying is.

1054
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 6: I wonder if there's a music clearance issue, though people

1055
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 6: might because you can't just use songs and a show

1056
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 6: and make my think.

1057
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: You can use Oh right, I don't think we're like.

1058
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,439
Speaker 3: Five seconds or ten seconds. There's appearance.

1059
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Even if it is the karaoke

1060
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: version of that song money Cake.

1061
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 6: Even if you do happy birthday. And I don't recommend

1062
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 6: that you do that for my idea because you're make

1063
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 6: a good show. That's a that's private, that's for in

1064
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 6: the head. Yeah, I just I just pitched my idea

1065
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 6: back out of this. Right, you got process because it's

1066
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 6: not good.

1067
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: You got to pretend you're on Shark Tank. You got

1068
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 1: to be those baseball team owners that naysay yes, Mark.

1069
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 6: Mark Kuban look it in the face, Mark Kuben, Mark Kuben, inventor.

1070
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 3: Of foe would.

1071
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: And I can't believe the third thing. Yeah, he would

1072
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: say no.

1073
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 3: He'd say no, no thanks.

1074
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it.

1075
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 6: I don't like Shark Tank because I don't first of all,

1076
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 6: I don't like watching people try their best. That doesn't

1077
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 6: appeal to me. And then when I see the best

1078
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,479
Speaker 6: and that's what it is, where it's like it's dish

1079
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 6: hoowels that you can you know, make magnetize to the

1080
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 6: refrigerator whatever ship, where it's like this is your life dream,

1081
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 6: this is every you're putting everything into this.

1082
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: I see a lot of heart I hate, but a

1083
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: lot of times they deserve it. And if there was

1084
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: an eleven year old kid came on and he's like

1085
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: because his dad said, just think of a problem if

1086
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 1: you want to invent something, because that's all the kid said,

1087
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: I want to invent something. I want to be on

1088
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: Shark Tank. He said, think of a problem, think of

1089
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: a solution, and we'll pitch that. And then the kid

1090
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: to try and think of the problems or think of

1091
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: a problem. He was playing with Legos and he invented

1092
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: some lego glue that yes, so you can make a

1093
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: toy and then but then it dissipates with water, like

1094
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 1: all you have to do is add water and you

1095
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: have your Legos back again.

1096
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: And so he picks me he actually invented it.

1097
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's like I think it's going to come

1098
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: along with Lego kids now and.

1099
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 3: It's a little kid.

1100
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: Little kid didn't enter.

1101
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 3: I love it. Yes, that's smart.

1102
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 6: We've both we both need to reapproach our inventions with

1103
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 6: this eleven year old approach, which is what problem are

1104
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 6: we I'm solving no problems by bringing karaoke into the home, right,

1105
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 6: that solves no problem and it just doesn't serve the

1106
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 6: whole idea of karaoke is like you say you're in public,

1107
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 6: you're getting drunk, and then you're doing something with that d.

1108
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: Doing another people go to like the in the ones

1109
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: in Koreatown where you're in a booth with three of

1110
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: your friends and sing to people you already know. Again,

1111
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: it makes my back sweat and I want to face

1112
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. I don't want to

1113
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: sing to my friends. They all I'm going to do

1114
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: is change their mind about me if they like me.

1115
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1116
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 3: I mean, but maybe not.

1117
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 6: Maybe it's not that maybe our vulnerabilities aren't so right

1118
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 6: there on the surface like we think. Maybe it's not

1119
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 6: that tenuous that you can get kicked out, which is look,

1120
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 6: everyone's fear. As human beings, we all want to be included. Yeah,

1121
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 6: so I don't know if you've If you and your

1122
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 6: friends chose to go to a Koreatown karaoke bar that

1123
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 6: has individual booths, then wouldn't your friends be in the

1124
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 6: wrong for kicking you out since that's that's what the

1125
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 6: fuck they signed up play.

1126
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people do it that way.

1127
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: So I think your invention isn't bad. If you have

1128
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: that in a zoom situation, people would enjoy it. There

1129
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: should be more zoom karaoke shows. I don't know, if

1130
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: that's an invention and money does not need to be transacted.

1131
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: But I do want money for my corn tortillas. I'm

1132
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: going to make it happen, and you can, may say,

1133
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: all the way to me going straight to the bank, Karen.

1134
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 6: I want to believe in you. I just am worried

1135
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 6: about the burrito sides. It Burritos fold almost like a rectangle,

1136
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 6: like a like a long three D rectangle. You have

1137
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 6: to picture that where you need it has to fold

1138
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 6: one to like a couple times, and corn tortillas infamously one.

1139
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: It's it's not going to be flower, but you know,

1140
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: because that defeats the purpose. But there's going to be

1141
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: something in it that acts as a flower. And they

1142
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: don't have to be around They could be triangular shaped.

1143
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: What do you think of that?

1144
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 6: So so so, then you're folding in the corners like

1145
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 6: origami and you're making like a burrito stork.

1146
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've want a burrito swan and I want it now.

1147
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: I want to bite its head off and have delicious

1148
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: taco meat in my mouth.

1149
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, but there's only a little bit of taco

1150
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 6: meat in the in the head because it's a swan.

1151
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 3: All the real good meats down in the guts. Yeah,

1152
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 3: because those birds are dumb.

1153
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 6: They're dumb, they have tiny brains. I don't eat that

1154
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 6: part and expect a bunch of meat.

1155
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm just trouble I think I'm I'm troubleshooting. I'm gonna

1156
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: nail it one day.

1157
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 6: Okay, because I've had I'm just trying to I just

1158
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 6: want to tell the truth.

1159
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: I've had gluten free tortillas and tortillas in general. When

1160
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: they're like, like, let's go back to the tokyo taco

1161
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: our takyo argument?

1162
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 3: What is w talk to you?

1163
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about takios. I. Oh,

1164
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: I never say flower. I'm like, what are you a child?

1165
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: Do you want corn or flower? Oh? A flour because

1166
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm uninteresting corn. Everyone should be getting corn tacos.

1167
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 3: My knees. Nora has, as you well know, she can't

1168
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 3: eat gluten. She has siliacs.

1169
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 6: So if you come up with this, I have seen

1170
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 6: my sister buy her gluten free tortillas and they're they're

1171
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 6: not what you're looking for.

1172
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 3: It in a flower or corn towards win and.

1173
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: Strain, you just don't even need to be good. I'm

1174
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: just looking for a get rich fast scheme, and I'm

1175
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: going to take these people for all their money.

1176
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 3: That's right, because I know torn tortillas don't fold into

1177
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 3: a burrito.

1178
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot, but think of the think of

1179
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: all the people that'll try it out.

1180
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 3: And then I moved to Canada.

1181
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, and right is the right as the breaking starts

1182
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 6: on the second turn where it's like, wait, this can't

1183
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 6: and that's then we hear your car wheels of your

1184
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 6: new Porsche peeling out as you drive to VANGI.

1185
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, son of a bitch. He did it again.

1186
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: He did it again. The invention banned it.

1187
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 6: Chris, if you right now, Uh, we're standing at a

1188
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 6: taco stand, say one of the many delicious ones over

1189
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 6: in your.

1190
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Neighborhood, Yes, any of them?

1191
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 3: What's your what's your number?

1192
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 2: One?

1193
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 6: Like kind of off the cuff taco go to? Obviously,

1194
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 6: we know you're gonna say it's on a corn tortilla,

1195
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 6: So that's a given. What is inside that taco that's

1196
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 6: making it happen for you?

1197
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I'm a chicken man, always have been,

1198
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: even when I feel confronted by animal things. Sure, the chickens.

1199
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: I've been around at some point I will say, fuck you,

1200
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: stop pecking at my chins. They're mean birds. I don't

1201
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: eat pork anymore. I don't want to eat cows anymore.

1202
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 1: So I eat chicken, even when I want to try

1203
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: the carne asada or whatever. Anyway, for uninteresting reasons, it's

1204
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: chicken and I Yeah, I just whatever vech I like

1205
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: avocado a lot, chicken and avocado. Can that be a

1206
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: taco healthy one?

1207
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: Yes? It can.

1208
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 3: I like it. Could you make the avocado into it

1209
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 3: some kind of a tortilla?

1210
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if that's the missing ingredient?

1211
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 3: Answer? Boom, It'll be pliable. I get fifty percent. You

1212
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 3: have to give it to me now, it's my tillo.

1213
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: Now, in the tune of a Madonna hit, I have

1214
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: I think that there is a missing ingrede. There is

1215
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: if there's avocado flower out there because it has fats

1216
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, I can't stop inventing food things. I

1217
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: think I've gotten cocky with my learning to cook. With

1218
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: the Hello Fresh, I feel like I'm a food inventor now.

1219
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:41,959
Speaker 3: Because you are living in a tortillo world and you

1220
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 3: are a tortilla with avocados. Girl. Last night, I.

1221
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: Dreamt of a bagel with an olive and and cream cheese.

1222
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: This is what I want to eat, LaRita.

1223
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 3: See, it's it's fun. It's fun, and it shouldn't be illegal.

1224
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be Oh, I can't bear. I can't believe

1225
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,919
Speaker 1: this podcast. It was Madonna money shit?

1226
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 3: Do we get insurance?

1227
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: I liked her better when she has friends with Rosie O'Donnell.

1228
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 3: I liked her better when she wore a monocle. Wait

1229
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 3: is that r Yes?

1230
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 1: That was good her peanut detective days. I miss that

1231
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: Madonna once again. Imagine her with thick glasses, learning about

1232
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories on the internet, wearing a robe, but she's

1233
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: still on the outside, has the golden funnel bra.

1234
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 3: See it's making a laugh.

1235
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 6: It's how I imagine her always. She'll always be do

1236
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 6: you have any do you have any other business we

1237
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 6: need to address?

1238
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: I just to remind I have a show on the

1239
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: eighth ticketed online show that I'm gonna try some new

1240
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: not necessarily stand end up things on I'll say that

1241
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: much what's called it's called. I haven't changed, even though

1242
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 1: the picture is of me looking like an oil lawyer

1243
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: of some kind, and.

1244
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 3: It's your own your own individual show.

1245
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, on the eighth.

1246
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 3: Is it on twitch? Is it on vimeo? Is it what?

1247
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: It's nightlight dot TV? It's night light.

1248
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 3: Night light night light TV dot TV?

1249
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1250
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 3: Oh sorry everybody?

1251
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 6: That the War on Christmas was coming from inside the

1252
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 6: house was a tweet by Jabooey on Twitter at Jbowie

1253
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 6: just so, just so credit is due.

1254
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 1: All right, well let's go with thanks everybody. Yeah, thanks

1255
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: everyone listening you've been listening to. Do you need a ride?

1256
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride? D y n d y

1257
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 3: n A r R?

1258
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: Is that harmonized?

1259
01:03:53,080 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 2: I leave you wanna way back either way, there doesn't

1260
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: matter how much baggage you claim. Give us time and

1261
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 2: a terminol and gay. We want to send you off

1262
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 2: in style.

1263
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 3: Do you want to welcome you back home? Tell us

1264
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 3: all about ity scared? He was it fine?

1265
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 2: Melbourne?

1266
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1267
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1268
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1269
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1270
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: To ride?

1271
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 3: Do you need.

1272
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 1: With Karen and Kress

1273
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 2: M m hmm