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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's stealing the famous tagline, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it's not buttered and using it for off

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Speaker 1: brand medications. I can't believe it's not antidepressants. You can

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Speaker 1: get them with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and there's other addy daddies.

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Speaker 2: Just first Laser Stories.

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Speaker 1: Out of New York, a twenty three year old man

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Speaker 1: named Spencer Thoman called nine one one from inside a bank.

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Speaker 2: Vault the other night. Inside.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't reporting a robbery, and he wasn't a thief.

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Speaker 1: He was actually calling because he was just a normal

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Speaker 1: dude who accidentally got trapped inside the bank vault. Bank

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Speaker 1: apparently Spencer was accessing his safety deposit box. Employee closed

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Speaker 1: and locked the doors around eight forty five without checking

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Speaker 1: to see if anybody was inside.

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Speaker 3: God, wouldn't that kind of be like the most important

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Speaker 3: part of that procedure.

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Speaker 2: Even a quick hello. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But because of that, firefighters rushed to the scene to

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Speaker 1: cut through the thirty inch concrete wall that surrounds the vault.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's over. That's two and a half

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Speaker 3: feet thick.

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Speaker 1: But something jammed up their tools and turns out the

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Speaker 1: vault had another second safeguard of heavy metal plating day.

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Speaker 1: The problem with that was they'd have to use torches

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Speaker 1: on it, which would infect the environment inside the vault

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Speaker 1: and Spencer could die.

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Speaker 2: Quality in the bank.

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Speaker 3: My god, that is a very safe safety deposit box bank.

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Speaker 1: And to answer Jose's question, the bank can't just open

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Speaker 1: the lock either, because it's on a timing mechanism. It's

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Speaker 1: only allowed to open during certain certain hours.

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Speaker 2: Of the day, so no one can be like, open

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Speaker 2: it now, right.

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Speaker 1: And that left firefighters and bank officials with only one

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Speaker 2: Wait it out. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: In the end, twenty three year old Spencer was inside

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Speaker 1: the vault for over nine Hoursbody did it die? What's

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Speaker 1: the service like through a thirty inch thick concrete wall.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but if it was good, he should

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Speaker 3: team up with whoever his carrier. Commercials.

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Speaker 1: Fighters were able to keep tabs on him via phone

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Speaker 1: and the cameras inside of the vault. Finally, at six

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Speaker 1: fifteen am, the doors open.

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Speaker 3: That made you feel even more uncomfy that people were

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Speaker 3: watching me all.

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Speaker 1: He was checked out by emergency responders and released with

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Speaker 1: no injuries.

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Speaker 3: Where did he go to the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: The bank manager didn't even hit him with the emergency bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Break vault fee. So I think that answers your question.

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Speaker 1: Bro, going to one of the safety boxes, Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: boom floor.

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Speaker 2: This next lazer story is out of Texas.

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Speaker 1: Members of the K pop girl group Stay C wanted

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Speaker 1: to show some love during the US tour, so during

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Speaker 1: their show in Dallas, all six members wore jerseys repping

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Speaker 2: That's awesome when artists do that, they come, they wear

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Speaker 2: the jerseys, It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: And two had on the Cowboys jerseys, two had the Mavericks,

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Speaker 1: the other two were the Rangers.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: The only problem apparently no one on the K pop

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Speaker 1: squad did any research to what the Texas Rangers jerseys

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Speaker 1: looked like because the women were sporting uniforms from the

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Speaker 1: Glasgow Rangers, a soccer team over in Scotland.

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Speaker 2: Wrong City Round Sports.

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Speaker 1: They've been fashioned in the crop tops and were replicas

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Speaker 1: of the team shirts from the ninety six ninety seven season.

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Speaker 3: But like soccer jerseys look so different than baseball jerseys.

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Speaker 1: And a parent that season that they got the shirts

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Speaker 1: from was one of the most successful.

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Speaker 3: In the close history, which probably made the Glasgow Ranger

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Speaker 3: fans happen.

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Speaker 1: They even had a logo of European beer sponsors on it.

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Speaker 3: You know, Texas was so worldly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Video of the performance went viral in Scotland, where soccer

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Speaker 1: fans could get enough of the hilarious mix up. Comments

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Speaker 1: were flooding social media. Like one said quote Rangers are

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Speaker 1: the kings of Cape possibly, and another one quipped they

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Speaker 1: made the correct choice. There's only one Rangers.

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Speaker 3: You need to have said that in a Scottish accent.

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Speaker 2: Ranger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, the Texas Ranger fans weren't as thrilled the situation.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of food news.

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Speaker 1: Remember the first time you had a mcflurry from McDonald's

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Speaker 1: and you tried to use the spoon as a straw.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Well, kids will no longer s for that embarrassment anymore

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Speaker 1: because McDonald's has announced that they're phasing out the mcflurry spoons.

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Speaker 3: Good, those are the dumbest spoons ever.

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Speaker 1: For one, Well, they're not doing it because they're confusing,

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Speaker 1: it's because they want to use less plastic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they like, don't they have spoons like that

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Speaker 3: because that's what they mix the flurry with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they connect it directly to the blender because it

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Speaker 1: has like this hollow handle in there.

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Speaker 2: Imagine it to mix your mcflurry together.

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Speaker 3: I mean they break all the time, like you know,

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Speaker 3: it's not a very sturdy situation. That's a thick that's

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Speaker 3: thick ice cream.

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Speaker 1: Well, going forward, McDonald says the machines will have a

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Speaker 1: reusable spindle, allowing them to nix all the big spoons

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Speaker 1: and replace them with the smaller black plastic ones.

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Speaker 3: They're sticking with plastic. Okay, we're slowly getting there.

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Speaker 1: After the news hit, one person online commented saying, great move.

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Speaker 1: Now people can use four smaller breakable wounds instead and

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Speaker 1: have the pieces get lost in the.

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Speaker 2: Mcflury for some fun treasure hunting. That's McDonald's. That's definitely

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Speaker 2: gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: I was just hoping they would go, like a piece

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Speaker 3: of bark, we just scoop it up with that, you know,

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Speaker 3: go greed, you guys.

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Speaker 1: This nextlicious story is out of holiday headquarters. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have to be a little crazy to host holiday get

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Speaker 1: togethers with family, So it's not surprising that some hosts

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Speaker 1: already have.

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Speaker 2: The whiteboard out mapping where.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is gonna sit, like it's the frickin' Grammys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, families are planning this already.

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Speaker 2: Yep, they are.

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Speaker 1: And there's a new survey out on holiday gatherings, and

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Speaker 1: fifty nine percent.

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Speaker 2: Of adults say they enjoy hosting guests in their home.

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Speaker 1: About seventy five percent are totally stressed out about it.

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Speaker 3: That would be me. Wow, yeah, I just go to

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Speaker 3: my parents' house and make them do it all.

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Speaker 1: The biggest concern is making sure everyone has fun. Thirty

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Speaker 1: two percent of hosts get stressed over that. Specifically, thirty

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Speaker 1: one percent worry about what food they're gonna serve.

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Speaker 2: We're having a house cleaned up in time?

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Speaker 1: Yes, And finally, like I mentioned earlier, nine percent of

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Speaker 1: people are already stressed a big time thinking about those

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Speaker 1: seating arrangements.

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Speaker 3: Oh I can't fit. You can't sit Uncle Bill next

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Speaker 3: to Aunt Connie there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But speaking of holiday parties, this guy loves to host.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, none of his friends show up anymore.

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Speaker 1: So sad all in the past they've waited for days

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Speaker 1: at the table to be sad because he's a.

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Speaker 2: Notoriously slow cooker. Because he's Turtle, does everything slow. Joke's

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Speaker 2: rint themselves anyway.

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Speaker 1: That's how means leaves of joys just come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning