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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no, guest, your own

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Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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Speaker 1: how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no. Gift, Signed Bridger Wineger. I'm

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Speaker 2: so happy you're here. I hope you're not, you know,

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Speaker 2: hanging by a thread. I hope that I've found you

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Speaker 2: in a good place. Whether you're listening to this on

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Speaker 2: in a grocery store. I feel like that would be

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Speaker 2: a good place for this podcast. If you're a grocery

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Speaker 2: store owner, reach out. Maybe we could strike up something there.

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Speaker 2: But regardless, I'm happier here. I think we're going to

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Speaker 2: even begin to say how excited I am about today's guest.

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Speaker 2: I think you're going to be thrilled. If you haven't

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Speaker 2: big surprise. We're all thrilled when it's Paul Rubens, Paul,

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Speaker 2: welcome to I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Mirichard, thank you so much, And I just want to

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Speaker 3: make note I am indeed hanging by a thread.

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Speaker 2: What's led you to this thread? Hanging?

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Speaker 3: You know, I very rarely have my wits about me

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Speaker 3: I stay as heavily medicated as I can. I do

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Speaker 3: I'm the most sober person ever. I am so sober

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Speaker 2: Do you I mean, do you consume any sort of drug, a, caffeine, anything.

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Speaker 3: I actually don't anymore anymore, being key, but no, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm really not drinking in the morning. I try to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, way past noon. I try to not drink

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Speaker 3: for Water, and it's all about how every single thing,

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Speaker 3: But this is not a joke. Really. The only time

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Speaker 2: Really, A laundromat is not a bad idea for that.

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Speaker 3: No, you don't know me at all, and that is

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Speaker 3: that is absolutely not me. I never slapped my name

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Speaker 3: There was like a huge bird fight going on outside.

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Speaker 2: What kind of birds?

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Speaker 3: I have a giant population of ravens?

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Speaker 2: Do you feed them?

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Speaker 3: No? I provide them with all the water that I

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Speaker 3: don't drink. They get to drink. So they have water.

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Speaker 3: No, ravens are tricking much birth? Yeah. Yeah, no, it's

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Speaker 3: not a huge bird bath. It's not a bird bath.

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Speaker 2: Infrequently, I would say, But you have done it before.

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Speaker 2: What does that require? Just walking out there?

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Speaker 3: No? Just I just yell out the window. Yeah okay,

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you haven't been on a vacation in decades.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I said teaspoons, but I meant to say tablespoons.

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Speaker 2: Four tablespoons of water, So still not much about an

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know. I would probably have to

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Speaker 3: Let me say this about it. I really wanted to

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Speaker 2: That makes sense to me on some level, but highly

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Speaker 2: I feel like people don't want to know that much

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Speaker 2: about you as Paul Rubens.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that too, And that was probably, I

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Speaker 3: And it's not a coincidence that I'm saying I don't

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Speaker 3: like all that. I mean, you're getting your you're dancing

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Speaker 2: Right, But I yeah, I imagine there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: You have to hear it.

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Speaker 4: is an exclusive. It's Drinking Water with Paul Rubens.

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Speaker 3: It's just me drinking just the four table spoots of

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Speaker 3: It's called it's called Staying Dehydrated with Paul Rubens.

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Speaker 3: You're saying that that's supposed to be a joke, right,

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Speaker 3: Then go ahead, I dare you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've got chopsticks here. Where did these come from?

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Speaker 2: Where what do you like to eat with chopsticks?

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Speaker 3: H you know, I eat anything that's appropriate to eat

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Speaker 3: I'm actually a spaghettiitarian. So I only I really only

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00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 3: eat spaghetti, and that's all difficult to eat with chopsticks.

437
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 3: Not impossible though.

438
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so spaghetti essentially. Okay, I'm reaching back in,

439
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 2: go ahead, pulling something out. Now, there's just a half

440
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: half stack of post It notes pink.

441
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 3: I love post it notes, and you know, honestly, I

442
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 3: didn't really want to go all out or spend a

443
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 3: patty on gifts, so I basically just looked around my

444
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: house and thought like, oh, these old chopsticks. Yeah, put

445
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 3: the bag, oh post its. I actually I'm not bragging,

446
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 3: but I ripped that post it pile in half. That's

447
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: why it's not a pull back. I was like, I'm

448
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 3: not giving it the whole thing.

449
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 2: It's just kind of like one of those they're hot pink.

450
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 3: Also, by the way, you neglected to mention.

451
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: That they are hot pink. You do strike me as

452
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: someone who probably uses a lot of post it notes.

453
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if if you saw the amount of

454
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 3: post it notes just in this room I'm in right now.

455
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen like the memes of like the

456
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 3: cars covered with post its and that kind of thing.

457
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course that's my house.

458
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 3: Yes, you're I'm like.

459
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: That kind of a forest of post its.

460
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have post its everywhere. I mean, it turns

461
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 3: out that I think you can make notes on your

462
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: phone now, but I still like a good post it.

463
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: I like a I do like a good physical reminder.

464
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: I feel like if I put it into my notes app,

465
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: it's going away, I'll probably forget it. I need something

466
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 2: that gets in my way to remind me. Okay, we're

467
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 2: going to get back in here.

468
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: What else is in that bag? Bridger? Let's see.

469
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 2: Okay, now I've got some. You've truly dumped your junk

470
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: drawer in a plastic bag and.

471
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: So oh yes, no, this was about it was food related.

472
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 3: It's not all food related. You're just getting them all

473
00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 3: at once. But that is cutlery. Plastic cutlery appcan prepackage.

474
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: Where do you think this came from?

475
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I had one that was that

476
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 3: that had something printed on it, but it was too private.

477
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I could you have a favorite food? I

478
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 3: don't really.

479
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: I don't think do you cook it all?

480
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: Cook?

481
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: I believe it starts with the sea.

482
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 3: To find cook. Let me say this. I reheat.

483
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: Oh sure that counts uhh?

484
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 3: I reheat and I'm very elaborate with it. I have

485
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 3: like all glass containers in all different sizes. I think

486
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: the brand name and neither of I want to point out,

487
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 3: neither of us are getting anything out of this as

488
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: sponsored or anything. But I used it. I like a

489
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 3: good pyrexy.

490
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 2: Rex is the way to go. Count on Pyrex.

491
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 3: I do count on Pirex, and I reheat things I'm

492
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: not I don't like to reheat in plastic.

493
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 2: That feels dangerous.

494
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 3: It feels dangerous.

495
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 2: And yeah, what was the last thing you reheated?

496
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 3: The last thing I reheated? Again, very personal, I.

497
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: Think, Well, you get on this podcast and I'm going

498
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 2: to pry.

499
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: Let me think about that. What is the last thing

500
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: I reheated? Oh, I can tell you exactly what it was.

501
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 3: It was a quarter piece that I almost threw away

502
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 3: yesterday of a frittata.

503
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh well, what the fritata? If you push it too far,

504
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 2: it becomes a dangerous.

505
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 3: Food because it becomes rubbery and horrible. Right, I've learned

506
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: that the hard way, over and over and over and over.

507
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 3: No pun intended the hard way, because they do become

508
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 3: hard and yucky. But I will pretty much eat that

509
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 3: when I you know, when I make that mistake a

510
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 3: little bit on the cheap side. So I'm kind of like,

511
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: oh no, no, no, that's not going in the garbage. I mean,

512
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 3: the whole thing almost went in the garbage. I didn't

513
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 3: eat the whole thing yesterday. And then this is a

514
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 3: really long story and I'm going to tell it very slowly.

515
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: This is also going in near memoir.

516
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 3: Imagine, oh for data, chapter fourteen and fifteen.

517
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm getting back in here.

518
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

519
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: I feel like a larger item is coming out.

520
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 3: If I knew you were doing it like this, I

521
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 3: would have put a mousetrap or something in there. I

522
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 3: would have put something that would have closed on your hand.

523
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.

524
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: This looks now. Okay, now I've opened something that feels

525
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: kind of useful. This is three handkerchiefs or is it?

526
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 3: Make me look? No? It is? It really is? It

527
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,239
Speaker 3: really is.

528
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: Could have also been baby socks.

529
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: No, those who are handkerchiefs, aren't they a brand name?

530
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: Pierre Carden?

531
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: Yes, there you are. That's French.

532
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very French.

533
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are very Bereisian.

534
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: They each have a P on them. It feels like

535
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: you could have used these.

536
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 3: I could have. I did use them.

537
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: They're covered in blood, they're used.

538
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 3: And only hand washed.

539
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: They're very muddy. Okay, Well, do you use a handkerchief

540
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: very often?

541
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 3: Now? No? No, who uses a handkerchief? No?

542
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: I feel like some people could use them. Some people

543
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: are very sweaty.

544
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well those are probably the same people who like

545
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: call and don't leave a message. And I don't want

546
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: to know those people. I really don't.

547
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So you don't use it.

548
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 3: Those and sweaty, I mean you have to drink water

549
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 3: to sweat, not sweat.

550
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 2: You're essentially just a piece of beef jerky.

551
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it's just really not.

552
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: An ounce of moisture on your body. That's right, Okay,

553
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: I'm reaching back. He Oh this feels my god, this

554
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: is real baloney bubble gum.

555
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 3: Oh no, I want to say something about that, please.

556
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 3: I don't know if it has a date on it,

557
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 3: but it expired men years ago, and I wanted to

558
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 3: say I was going to write something and put a

559
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: post on it, and then I forgot that you and

560
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 3: thank god you are opening this now for the first time,

561
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 3: but you would probably die if you.

562
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: Ate that saying the expiration day. Do you want me

563
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 2: to tell you.

564
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it in nineteen something?

565
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: It's June fifteenth, twenty ten. This expired twelve years ago.

566
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so no kidding, Like it's what you would

567
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 3: die or get very sick if you tube that for

568
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 3: a few bits.

569
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: I wonder what would end up happening.

570
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: Let's try it, though, Let's try it. Let's stand by

571
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 3: and watch, and your listeners as you call them, could

572
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 3: hear you, like, you know, getting sick and throwing up

573
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 3: and moaning and.

574
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: Through just through the packaging. It is rock solid, absolutely

575
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: as hard as gum possibly could be.

576
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 3: It's incredible looking, though, I mean, it's all about this

577
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 3: is show business, and it looks. It looks. Who cares

578
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 3: what it tastes like or if you would die or

579
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 3: get sick. It just looks fabulous and that's all. That's

580
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: all that matters to the listener. Will see this on Instagram.

581
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful color. It looks just like blowning. Oh

582
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: they're going to see it on Instagram.

583
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this will all be.

584
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 3: I'm just testing you, of course. I follow you on

585
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 3: Instagram and watch. I wait every day for your what

586
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: do you call it? A post?

587
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: At least five comments on every on every post. Yes,

588
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: I've had to kind of block you.

589
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 3: Really, that's what happened.

590
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm reaching back in ahead. I'm not getting a

591
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: smaller item. Oh look some earbuds, like a small black

592
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: pair of ear buds. It looks like they may have come,

593
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: you know, like been stolen from an airline.

594
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 3: To be ridiculous, that's what happened. They're from an airline.

595
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 3: I have a whole jor for all of them, and

596
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: I thought, why not? Why not part with what? What

597
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 3: set of these?

598
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: Do you have any memory of where these came from?

599
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: I'm the guy when they come by and go did

600
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:06,719
Speaker 3: you need did you need headsets? After they pass them

601
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 3: out already I go, or I always go like can

602
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: I get another set of headphones? And I don't use them.

603
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 3: I don't listen to music on the plane, but I

604
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 3: just like pack my pockets full of those. So and

605
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: also I just feel, you know, I need to be

606
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 3: at the ready for podcasts that involve giving guests gifts away,

607
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 3: you know, so I want to make sure I have

608
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: a lot of you know, chotch geek kind of things too, right.

609
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 2: Do I imagine you listen to a decent amount of music?

610
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: Do you I'd rather you just imagine it. I've already

611
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: imagined it. Now I'm looking for the reality.

612
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 3: I listened to a lot of music. Yes, I make

613
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 3: my own kind of music.

614
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

615
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just thinking of an old song.

616
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 2: Oh, of course you have to make your own kind

617
00:32:59,040 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: of music podcast.

618
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, good.

619
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful song. It is truly a classic,

620
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: I think.

621
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: So.

622
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I once had a greeting card that

623
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: played that song over and over when you opened it.

624
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: I feel like you should be getting that hand in

625
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 3: the bag again, hie. I mean, I'd love to hear

626
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: this story, but not really.

627
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: I'll go on, and I'm happy to go on. Okay,

628
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: I'm pulling out something else.

629
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 3: What is it now?

630
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: It's just a fake one hundred dollars bill.

631
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 3: There's a very interesting story about that. At fake hundred dollars?

632
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 3: Does it look pretty real except for it what's written

633
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: on the back.

634
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: Let's see, Oh, motion picture use only. This is an

635
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: interesting thing. Do you want to talk about it?

636
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 3: Well, it's from a movie called Blow.

637
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 2: Oh, this is from Blow.

638
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,239
Speaker 3: That is a dollar one hundred dollar bill from a

639
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: real movie prop from the movie Blow. So of everything

640
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: in that bag, that's the only thing that's really like

641
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: interesting in any.

642
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: Way, I could sell this to the Motion Picture Museum.

643
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: We're probably fifty cents.

644
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: Until I had worked in the industry, I didn't realize

645
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 2: how strict money use is on most sets, where most

646
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 2: of the money you see on TV or movies is

647
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 2: not real.

648
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 3: Oh and by the way, I didn't realize how strict

649
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 3: they were about fake money until I took all that

650
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 3: fake money and started to try to use it out

651
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: in the real world.

652
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: You've run into a lot of problems with that.

653
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: And very quickly got myself in some real significant trouble.

654
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: That'll be the focus of the documentary, I imagine.

655
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, my multiple arrests from trying to ounterfit use

656
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 3: counterfeit money. I mean I would argue in court. I

657
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 3: did argue in court. It says in huge letters motion

658
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 3: picture use only on the back, so I mean kind

659
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 3: of on the cashier. Wouldn't you be smarter a smarter

660
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: forger to anyway?

661
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: Whatever, Now we know why you don't go in the

662
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: grocery store that often. Okay, let's uh, let's keep going here.

663
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: This bag is truly loaded with items. This could be

664
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 2: an eight hour podcast.

665
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're only you're like, there's like forty or fifty

666
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 3: more items.

667
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: Okay, this is oh I've never seen this before cactus

668
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: candy and does have a post it note on the pack.

669
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: It says bought four eighteen of twenty seventeen. So again

670
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: more expired candy.

671
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: Yeah again poison if you ate that, Like, I would

672
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 3: not eat even even a tiny piece of that candy?

673
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: Where did you get this?

674
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 3: But the box is beautiful, isn't it.

675
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 2: It's a gorgeous I mean it's really it has.

676
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 3: The most incredible artwork. It's just for your listeners. Oh,

677
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 3: I guess they won't be listening, but they'll be able

678
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 3: to see it on Instagram, right.

679
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: They will see it on Instagram.

680
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 3: So there's no reason to explain. How fantastic? What do

681
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 3: you call that? What's that word anima for? For four

682
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 3: crik anima, morpha.

683
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 2: Ani anthropu anthro. I can never see it, anthropomorphic. I

684
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 2: kind of always just speed through it. Anthropomorphic anthropomorphic cactus

685
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: is on there?

686
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 3: Cacti.

687
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a smiling cactus. And where did you

688
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: get this?

689
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 3: I can't say.

690
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: This feels very much like something from your world.

691
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 3: I want to say, just to name drop a tiny bit.

692
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 3: And I could be wrong about this, but I feel

693
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 3: relatively sure that the first time I received a box

694
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 3: of that candy as a gift was very likely from

695
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 3: Tom Waits.

696
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 2: You're kidding.

697
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 3: Why would I make that up?

698
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: Well, because you're a well documented liar.

699
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 3: And no, if I were going to make that up,

700
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 3: wouldn't I say it was from I don't know. I mean,

701
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 3: Tom Waits is an incredible name, and an incredible person

702
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 3: and a long time, extremely close friend. Tom. If you're listening, Tom,

703
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 3: I do consider you that reach out. But yeah, no,

704
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: Tom and I go way way back. In fact, let

705
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 3: me tell you a very quick story about Tom. Tom.

706
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: I hope you don't mind my telling this story, but

707
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 3: you know, I do something kind of kooky when I

708
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: do go anywhere. If I see a movie being made,

709
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: I mean, which I live in Hollywood, so but but

710
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: outside of Hollywood, I do it in Hollywood. Also, if

711
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 3: I see something on location somewhere, I sometimes will pull

712
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,959
Speaker 3: my car over or stop my bike and go, hey,

713
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: what are you guys shooting? And then you know, if

714
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: I know somebody, or if it's somebody that i'd like

715
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 3: to know, I'll you know, go and knock on the

716
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 3: biggest trailer.

717
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 2: You just look for the very biggest trailer.

718
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and see, like who's in there? And I was

719
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 3: outside of New Orleans. I was driving across the country

720
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: many many years ago, decades and decades and decades and

721
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: decades ago. Your listeners could look this up when the

722
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: cat is out of the bag in a few thirty

723
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 3: or forty minutes from now, when I finish this story.

724
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 3: So I I was driving across the country and I

725
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 3: saw a movie being made on the middle of nowhere

726
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 3: outside of New Orleans, on the side of a road,

727
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: I saw like a little rickety movie production. And I

728
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: pulled my car over and I got out, and I

729
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: was like, Wow, what do you guys? Are you guys

730
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 3: making a maybe? And it was Tom Waits first time

731
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: I met Tom and they were making Down by Law. Wow.

732
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 3: And the director of the movie tells this story on

733
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 3: the special material on Down by Law. I haven't heard it, actually,

734
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 3: but somebody told me that they heard this story. I

735
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 3: started to tell this story and they were like, oh, please,

736
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 3: I know that story. I've heard that story already.

737
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: That's incredible, isn't it. It's an amazing story. Leave that

738
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 2: one out of the.

739
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: Memoir, Now why would I? I am not leaving that

740
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 3: out of the memoir.

741
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 2: I feel like we've already found a decent sy.

742
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 3: I have dozens of Tom Waite's stories, dozens, so there's

743
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 3: plenty more where those came where that came from. That

744
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 3: was just my first Tom White story.

745
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: I don't want that one in there. I'm happy to edit.

746
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: You can send for notes.

747
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 3: A lot of Tom Waits Water under the Bridge.

748
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: Really forget Tom Waits because I just opened another thing,

749
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 2: hot dog bubblegum. Isn't the same family as that bolognagum?

750
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 3: Well, look on the back, doesn't it have an expiration

751
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 3: date on there?

752
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: This expired in August of twenty ten? So this is fresher.

753
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 3: It is a little fresher.

754
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 2: I believe this is less deadly.

755
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 3: A month wasn't the other one September?

756
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 2: The other was June? Oh, so if necessary, I'll start

757
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 2: with the hot dog.

758
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 3: So isn't June? So August is more recent? Oh yeah,

759
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 3: that's the right, that's right?

760
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: Would that be right?

761
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 3: Is it August June or June August?

762
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: Well it goes June August, but.

763
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 3: Good stage name, good professional.

764
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 2: June August is an excellent or an author.

765
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm June August. I'm television's June August Tie. It's

766
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 3: very nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

767
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 3: It's breaking her, breaking her, isn't.

768
00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 2: It, Bridger Briganner. Okay, I now have two. I feel

769
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 2: like I've gone to your yard sale.

770
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 3: You have three things that would kill you if you

771
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 3: took even a tiny bite.

772
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 2: We'll see. I'm just saying, okay, oh what, oh, this

773
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: might actually be useful. This is uh ear plugs. I

774
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: opened a small it's a small canister of ear plugs.

775
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

776
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 3: Here's here's how my mind works as a writer. You're

777
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: a writer, so you would know the sincre I just

778
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 3: I don't know. Conceptually, I was thinking that I would

779
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: put those in and then you would be talking to

780
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 3: me and I would just act like I couldn't hear you.

781
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 2: That's excellent podcast audio.

782
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 3: I didn't conceive of the idea that you had them

783
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 3: and that I wouldn't be able to put them in

784
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 3: or direct you to put them in, and then I

785
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 3: could ask you questions and you could just smile at

786
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: me like like I anyway.

787
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: Just nodding along. Yeah, No, they're They're in my control.

788
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: I get it, so I could easily kind of block

789
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: you out.

790
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,959
Speaker 3: Get it. I've got a whole drawer of them.

791
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 2: By the way, though, I need to put these in

792
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 2: my bag because you know, occasion I'll go to a

793
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: concert and need ear plugs not have them. Wait what,

794
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: look I live, Paul, take the earplugs out. Okay, Look

795
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: there's still I mean, there's just so many items in here.

796
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 3: Go ahead, there's quite a few more. It's probably a

797
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: total value of underfod.

798
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 2: I think that this is like negative value.

799
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh, except that here's the collectible. There's the collection.

800
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: This is I've just opened a VHS of Is his

801
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: name Lucky Vanus?

802
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 3: I would say Vanus, but whatever, I don't know exactly

803
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: how he pronounced it.

804
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: It's a workout tape. It's the ultimate fat burning system.

805
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: So where did this come from? Did you purchase it?

806
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 3: I can't say. I just can't say.

807
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: Came into your life and are very mysterious.

808
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 3: Tom Waits gave it to me. Tom Waits gave me

809
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 3: working out to Tom Waits. Now he's gonna right, he's

810
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: gonna call me right now and go like I did

811
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 3: not give you that. I don't want people to think

812
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 3: that I gave you that.

813
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: Does have Tom Waite's autograph on the back.

814
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 3: To Tom from Lucky Lucky van News. I can't remember

815
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: who Lucky Vanos was. Lucky Vanos was. I think a

816
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 3: contestant on a show. He had a career, has a career.

817
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: Let's see, this doesn't give any indication.

818
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 3: You know, though, there's something I understand called goggle. Your

819
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 3: listeners as you like to call them, could look it up.

820
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: It's spelled V like Victor, A, N like Nancy, O,

821
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: U S like Sam Vanos Lucky first name, and they

822
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 3: could look him up. I mean, I would do it

823
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: right now, except my phone is too far away.

824
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 2: As far as you know, Lucky he's still alive.

825
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 3: I'm almost positive he's still alive.

826
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder if he's still Lucky.

827
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 3: Come here, Oh he moved. He's alive.

828
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Lucky is alive. I'm reaching back to the bag.

829
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 2: This is giving me kind of a trick or treat

830
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 2: bag feel right now, reaching out.

831
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 3: I honestly, I cannot believe that I didn't think to

832
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: put something.

833
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 2: That would a lighter, oh, a working lighter. Do you

834
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: ever use a lighter?

835
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 3: I used to a long time ago. Do you smoke back? No?

836
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: I well, just crack and you needed a big lighter

837
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: for that, you know, I'm told. I'm just a friend

838
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 3: told me.

839
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you have to say about lighters

840
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 2: in general?

841
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: I think they're bad for the environment. Okay, my father

842
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 3: used to use a classic Zippo lighter, which they're not

843
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: as bad for the environment. I wouldn't imagine because they're refillable. Right.

844
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 3: I gave you a throwaway, but in kind.

845
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 2: Of a way, you've recycled it by giving it to me.

846
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: You could have just.

847
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 3: Thrown it again. It came out of the lighter drawer,

848
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 3: you know. It was probably about about as like a

849
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 3: twelve back.

850
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 2: Just a sea of lighters. I've taken out another fake bill.

851
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: It's five five dollar bill. Looks better than one hundred.

852
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: Dollars, It doesn't. I was looking at it, and this

853
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 2: almost looks real to me. Yeah, outside of the clear

854
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 2: motion picture use only, et cetera. But if you've crumpled

855
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: that up, I probably could buy something at Target with this.

856
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 3: You should try it. You really should just see what

857
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 3: happens again. So interesting you should take that into a

858
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: bank and ask for change and see what happens. It's

859
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: very exciting. They take it very seriously.

860
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: I'm I'm happy to do it.

861
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: Please let me know when you're gonna do it, because

862
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: I would like to. I'd like to see it, to

863
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 3: watch what happens, because I know what's gonna happen. You'll

864
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 3: get thrown up against the wall and hand go really fast.

865
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 2: I will. I don't want to spoil the listener's television

866
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: or movie viewing, but because it's been spoiled for me,

867
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 2: every time you see money on screen, I want you

868
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: to pay careful attention because frequently they use terrible looking

869
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: money and it's so distracting.

870
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 3: Which is why I took that money. The property master

871
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 3: on Blow, who just knew I was kookie and liked

872
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: and liked all this kind of stuff, said would you

873
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 3: like some of this money? Because I was in a

874
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 3: couple of scenes where I was just surrounded by like,

875
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 3: you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars, and they said,

876
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 3: would you like to have some money? And I went, oh,

877
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 3: my god, that would be awesome. And I mean, that's

878
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 3: not yesterday, that movie that was a while ago, and

879
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 3: I still have a huge box of that money I loved.

880
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: I used to have a big wat of it that

881
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 3: I put out on my coffee table, and it would unnerve,

882
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 3: it would unnerve people, and I finally I finally had

883
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 3: to take it away. But I usually take about I

884
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: take a one hundred fifty, a twenty, a ten, a five,

885
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 3: and a couple of ones and fold them up and

886
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 3: put them in people's birthday cards and stuff, and people

887
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 3: will open them up sometimes, like Paul, that is so jit. Oh. Oh,

888
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 3: it's very old school bank brankster.

889
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 2: But a great decoy for burglars too. Yeah, exactly, something

890
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: to keep in mind. Yeah, okay, I've taken something else

891
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 2: out here and it looks like this is definitely from

892
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: an airline USAir. Is this a what is this? It's

893
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: a little plastic device that I don't even know. Is

894
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: it a shoe polish?

895
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: No preger? Come on? What is there anyone around that?

896
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: You could ask anyone anyone, but you would look at

897
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: that and know what that is?

898
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: No way, I can't imagine somebody. I haven't seen an

899
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 2: object like this. It's uh, you know, it's like a

900
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: it's like a comb shape.

901
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 3: Right, what would stick to that.

902
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 2: Do you think I have no idea?

903
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: Oh, you're producing?

904
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: Is it a lint remover?

905
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 3: Yes, your producer, I just see, see ask anyone and

906
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 3: they'll tell you what it is. It's a lin fry.

907
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: So humilion. I've never seen a lint remover like this.

908
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 3: I may not go to the grocery store or drink water,

909
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 3: but I know a good limb brush when I see it. One. Okay,

910
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 3: that's how real I am and how lint free I am.

911
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 2: The only lint remove I've ever seen is one of

912
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: those sticky ones.

913
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 3: Well, that's what that is. That's just a tiny, little

914
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: tiny one.

915
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 2: It feels nice.

916
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 3: You're welcome, You're welcome.

917
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: Feels like that could get some lint off. Okay, well,

918
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 2: I've been embarrassed on my own podcast, You're Welcome, miliating

919
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: You're welcome.

920
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 3: I'm going to say many.

921
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: Times people come as they look at me as an

922
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 2: authority on this sort of thing, and it's embarrassing. Okay,

923
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 2: I'm pulling out another. Okay, two more, some more plastic cutlery,

924
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 2: but obviously from a different restaurant.

925
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 3: No, that matches those or two are the same.

926
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 2: I'm going to correct you Paul. They this one has

927
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 2: a napkin in it, this one doesn't.

928
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm I don't like your tone. Take it

929
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 3: down much, by the way, and so I think that

930
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 3: if you I don't want to put you on the spot.

931
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 3: But if you look further in that bag at the

932
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: end of this thing, you're going to find the other napkin.

933
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure unless it fell out in the car.

934
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: Let's see, yeah, pulling something out. Okay, Now this is

935
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 2: just simply I imagine this is what the headphones came

936
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 2: out of. It's a small plastic bag that says Delta

937
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: on it.

938
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 3: That's exactly where those headphones came from.

939
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you have to I could have assumed.

940
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: I need to assume that you put this in on purpose.

941
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 3: Again, I think my line is you're welcome. You preceded

942
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 3: by your line thank you.

943
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: Well, we'll get to thank you at some point. We'll

944
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 2: see how it.

945
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 3: Goes, I hope. So if I live long enough.

946
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: My suspicions have been completely confirmed. I've just pulled out

947
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: two batteries that are could not be more clearly from

948
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 2: a junk drawer.

949
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: No, that's not true. You are so clearly off those

950
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 3: are from the battery drawer. They're from like the battery

951
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 3: that I have an extensive battery collection.

952
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 2: You also have an extensive drawer collection.

953
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: And what's the data on those? Those babies? Those are

954
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: not expired? I believe if they are, that was a mistake.

955
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: Let's see this triple A looks new, but I don't

956
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 2: see an expiration date at all. Oh, March twenty twenty seven.

957
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 3: There you go, it kicking seven, and this other one

958
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 3: is and those are the really really highly undesired and

959
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 3: unused kind on hair. Yeah, what is that? It's a

960
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 3: triple way ever ready?

961
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: Oh, this is like the thing that comes in a remote,

962
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: like a TV remote when you first buy it and

963
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: dies after a couple of days.

964
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 3: Exactly.

965
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 2: This is simply a terrible battery.

966
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: What is the expiration data on that?

967
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: Let's see here it says, I don't think this one

968
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 2: even has an expiration data. It may be that awful

969
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: of a battery that they just kind of assume that

970
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: it's almost not working from the factory. I mean, look,

971
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: I can't remember the last time I use it ever ready.

972
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 2: I don't want to tarnish the brand, but I don't

973
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 2: have I don't know that I've had any good experiences

974
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: with a battery that looks like this. This other is

975
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: a Dura cell. We can count on a Dura cell

976
00:49:54,120 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: classic battery. Okay, putting these aside. Okay, Oh, it's a

977
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: it's a match book from Mandalay Bay, partially used. But

978
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 2: I would say there's probably something I can't.

979
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 3: Say who used those matches. But if you knew you would,

980
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: you wouldn't be smiling as big as you're smiling right now,

981
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 3: or maybe even bigger you would be.

982
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: Is it a criminal?

983
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: No, superstar, the Las Vegas superstar?

984
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you go to Mandalay Bay? Were

985
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: you in Vegas?

986
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 3: I may have. I may have received those handed been

987
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 3: handed those by a huge Vegas celebrity at the Mandalay

988
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 3: Bay by the bay sitting on the on the dock

989
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 3: of the Mandalay Bay. Uh.

990
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: Do you like to gamble?

991
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not a gambler.

992
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: I find gambling very anxiety inducing.

993
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like to gamble.

994
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, we've reached the end of the bag. There's

995
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:04,479
Speaker 2: one thing left. It's it's just a plug, some sort

996
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 2: of electric plug to god knows what.

997
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 3: No, that's from the headphones. The headphones. Yeah, that plugs

998
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 3: into your seat on the airplane. Come on, you have

999
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 3: to know that it's that big, clunky double plug.

1000
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 2: I have not been on a plane since nineteen seventy eight.

1001
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: Let's see here.

1002
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that works again. I wouldn't be making this stuff up.

1003
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: Really seems to work.

1004
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: Think about it. If I were going to make that up,

1005
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 3: if I if I had, if I had known that

1006
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 3: the plug was going to separate from the headphones and

1007
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 3: just be simply be a jack, I mean, what would

1008
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I may have some fascinating, improvised, really incredible

1009
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 3: story of what that was a plug do?

1010
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 2: Similar to the story you told about the ever Ready

1011
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: battery that you threw in the bag.

1012
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 3: Are you commenting on the fact that I went blank

1013
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 3: on the ever Ready Betty? I didn't have a very

1014
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 3: good story. I had no I had no ever.

1015
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 2: I'll just say I saw that battery and I thought,

1016
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: Paul has a story he's got.

1017
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 3: And then there was nothing. Is that your implication? Yes?

1018
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'm gonna I am writing a note

1019
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 3: to the producer right now to take the already batting

1020
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 3: material out of the show.

1021
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 2: No, we're leaving it in the public deserves to know.

1022
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 3: If your listeners are hearing this, then I was unsuccessful.

1023
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 2: There's been a breach of contract. Exactly, Paul. It's time

1024
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: to play a game. We've opened every item here. I'm surrounded,

1025
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:30,959
Speaker 2: but I.

1026
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: Wish I had more time. I wish I had enough time, Pul.

1027
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 2: I demand you play a game with me. We're going

1028
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: to play a game called Gift Master. I need a

1029
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: number between one and ten h fourteen, perfect number. I

1030
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 2: have to do some light calculating to get.

1031
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: Our game pieces.

1032
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 2: Go ahead while I do this. You have the microphone.

1033
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 2: You can say whatever you want. You can recommend something,

1034
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 2: promote something, do whatever you want. I'll be right back.

1035
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 3: I wanted to just tell your listeners about drinking a

1036
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 3: lot of water or it's not everything that's cracked up

1037
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: to be. And water does not grow on trees, everybody.

1038
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that right now. It's difficult to get

1039
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: We live in a desert, and as Michael Phelp likes

1040
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 3: to say, turn that faucet off, don't let the fawcep

1041
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 3: run extra. In all seriousness, we have a drought going

1042
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 3: and it's a valuable resource that people squander all the time.

1043
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful little PSA, thank you. I appreciate that.

1044
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: We're going to play gift master. This is how it works.

1045
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three potential gifts you can give someone.

1046
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three celebrities. You're going to tell

1047
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 2: me which gift you're going to give which celebrity and

1048
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 2: why does that make sense?

1049
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 3: I guess so? Yeah.

1050
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 2: The gifts you're giving are a retiled shower, so a

1051
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 2: home a shower in their home will be retiled, and

1052
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 2: they're choosing a mystery that will haunt them to their death.

1053
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 2: Is the second gift you'll be giving. And the third

1054
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 2: gift is a yardstick. So those are the three things

1055
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: you're going to be giving away.

1056
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 3: Can I pick the celebrities? So I'm going to give

1057
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 3: them too?

1058
00:53:58,960 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 2: Sure?

1059
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 3: Are you going to tell me that?

1060
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 2: I mean, it's unprecedented. You were going to tell me

1061
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 2: I randomly selected three celebrities.

1062
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh, go ahead, and then I'll tell you who I really.

1063
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear. Okay, let me tell you who

1064
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 2: you're getting today. Okay, the three celebrities you'll be giving them.

1065
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 3: To, all of it, to Kevin Costner, all of it,

1066
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,280
Speaker 3: all three things.

1067
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: You could probably use them, Kevin, come here. The three

1068
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 2: celebrities are the Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten. What do you

1069
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 2: know who the Barefoot Contessa is the movie? No, it's

1070
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: this uh, this cook that has a cooking show.

1071
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 3: No, it's based on a movie. That's the name of

1072
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 3: a movie.

1073
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: Well, I can't speak to that, but I will tell

1074
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 2: you that she has kind of owned the name and

1075
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: is off making meals for herself and her husband. That's

1076
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,479
Speaker 2: all you really need to know about this woman.

1077
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 3: Okay.

1078
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 2: Number two is Rihanna R and B singer Rihanna.

1079
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: I know Rihanna is Rihanna?

1080
00:54:53,520 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: Come here, Follis is broadcasting from a very active party.

1081
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: Number three is Rooney Mara.

1082
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 3: I'll be right there, everybody.

1083
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 2: It's chaos, complete chaos. Did you say Mickey Rooney? Rest

1084
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 2: in peace? We're talking about Rooney Mara. You know, kind

1085
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,760
Speaker 2: of an up and coming actor.

1086
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 3: Oh, I know who they? I know who he is?

1087
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 3: Newly single? Right? I don't know, Yeah, well you should

1088
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 3: know this kind of stuff I do.

1089
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't know the sort of thing, all right, go ahead?

1090
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 2: Who are you giving what gift? And why.

1091
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 3: They are celebrities that I don't really I mean I

1092
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Speaker 3: know of. I could tell you a couple of credits

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Speaker 3: of Rooney's. I could tell you someone I know named Ronie.

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Speaker 3: I could tell you that there's a movie starring I

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Speaker 3: believe Ava Gardner called The Barefoot Contessa. But I don't

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Speaker 3: know anything about who you're talking about, who you're talking about,

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Speaker 3: and the middle thing, I can't even remember anything about it.

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Speaker 3: I can remember who the celebrity was. Orhanna, Oh, Rihanna, Rihanna,

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Speaker 3: I'm Rihanna. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rihanna. I do know you.

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Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I think I would give the yardstick.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I think all those gifts

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Speaker 3: would be great for Rihanna, and and none of that.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to give any of the gifts to

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Speaker 3: the Barefoot whatever because I don't even know who she is.

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Speaker 3: And I think, like Ruoney Mara I would give. I

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Speaker 3: would give Rudey Maara a piece of my mind instead

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Speaker 3: of any of these gifts. And just just I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Well you did. I think you did an admirable job

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Speaker 2: with Gift Master. Will you help me answer a listener question?

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Speaker 3: I guess so this is what I mean. I don't

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Speaker 3: want the listeners to dislike me, so of course I

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Speaker 3: have to say yes, even though I don't care for

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Speaker 3: the listeners. Really, I'm kidding everyone listening to you, guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. It's the go ahead. No, I'm crazy

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Speaker 3: about you. I'm crazy about you really. I mean the

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Speaker 3: games you love to play and stuff. They're just fascinating

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Speaker 3: and wonderful.

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Speaker 2: This is called I said no emails, Okay, right into

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. These people

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Speaker 2: have questions they need answers to. We're going to answer

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Speaker 2: one question. If you don't mind, I'm interested. I'm just

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Speaker 2: back up a second. I didn't know what was pronounced Gmail.

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Speaker 2: What have you been saying?

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Speaker 3: Come mail?

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Speaker 2: Anyway? This is this is a very simple question.

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Speaker 3: I'll be the judge.

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Speaker 2: It says, Hello, Bridger and Guest. I am very poor

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Speaker 2: right now. Giving gifts to the people I love on

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Speaker 2: a holiday or birthday makes me so happy, but I

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Speaker 2: have absolutely no money to budget for them. What is

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Speaker 2: a satisfactory gift for me to give that costs zero dollars? Thanks?

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Speaker 2: That's from Chloe.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's three. There's three gifts that come to mind

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Speaker 3: that are very free and very available. One is a ruler,

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Speaker 3: one is a tiled retiled bathroom, and the third one

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember what it was.

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Speaker 2: A mystery that will haunt them to their death, which

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Speaker 2: is absolutely free.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Only one of those really does cost money. Retailed bathroom

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00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 2: that's going to run you thousands of dollars maybe, But

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00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: a yard stick, what does that cost? Four dollars?

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Speaker 3: Four dollars free yardstick that you'd be overbay, I.

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Speaker 2: Think, But I feel like you're not going to see

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Speaker 2: a ninety nine cent yard stick anywhere. It's a solid

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Speaker 2: piece of wood or plastic.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they're not well.

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Speaker 2: I hope that they're not making them out of plastic anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of plastic three feet.

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Speaker 3: What about a cloth one? What about the Ikia yard stick?

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Speaker 2: Are those plastic?

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00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: No, they're they're well, well, I guess they are plastic,

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Speaker 3: but they're no, they're like cloth plastic.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's not a bad idea, so straft. I feel

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00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 2: like a yard stick is something that a lot of

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00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 2: people don't own and probably could use. I've recently lost

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Speaker 2: all of my tape measures. I don't know where any

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Speaker 2: of them went.

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Speaker 3: It's a fantastic thing to put your name on. By

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Speaker 3: the way, I mean, that's you can't buy that kind

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Speaker 3: of publicity. Somebody comes over to your house and goes,

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Speaker 3: can I use your yardstick? And they pull it out

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Speaker 3: and it says, no gifts.

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Speaker 2: That's not a bad piece of merchandise. And I said,

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Speaker 2: no gifts, yard stick.

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Speaker 3: No, it is. Take it from me, I know, a

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Speaker 3: good piece of merchandise.

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Speaker 2: When I say one, I'm going to we're going to

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Speaker 2: note that, Chloe. I think Paul has given you the

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00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: exact answer you needed to hear. I mean, it's also

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Speaker 2: a delightful thing to have to wrap tape measure. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: not a tape measure, a yardstick.

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Speaker 3: Or a tape measure free feet or a tape measure.

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Speaker 2: Tape measure not I mean, in my opinion, not as

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Speaker 2: fun to wrap. It's a smaller item. But a yard

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Speaker 2: stick you've got, you know, just a long, thin stick

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Speaker 2: that you've got to suddenly put wrapping paper all around.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's an offshoot that's my new show. As I said,

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Speaker 3: what is this gift from Richard Rubins where they're wrapped

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Speaker 3: gifts and you have to guess what they are?

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Speaker 2: Oh, that feels like a decent game show, or maybe

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01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 2: probably a bad game show, but that's fine.

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01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 3: I thought decent was good. It was a good description

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never produced a game show. I

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Speaker 2: don't know that I have that skill. Paul, We've answered

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Speaker 2: the question perfectly.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy. I'm so can you see me glowing

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Speaker 3: about it now?

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Speaker 2: Paul is lit up, lit up like a light bulb

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Speaker 2: after answering that question.

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Speaker 3: I can only hope that Chloe is very satisfied with

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Speaker 3: the answer, Chloe.

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Speaker 2: Paul said before the podcast, he just said, one thing

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Speaker 2: I want to do on this is to help someone.

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Speaker 2: And it took an hour and a half, but we

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Speaker 2: got there. I'm now surrounded by items from you, Paul

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Speaker 2: that very in you know, value use. My junctraur is

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Speaker 2: already overflowing, so I don't know where I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be storing a lot of these.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to store a few of those things.

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01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 3: Some of those things you could eat right now if

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Speaker 3: you want.

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01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: I could dive right into the hot dog bubble.

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Speaker 3: Come. I think it's a good idea. I would chew

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01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 3: a couple of pieces of candy first, the cactus candy, and.

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Speaker 2: I do want to see how that looks.

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01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 3: But see what happened.

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01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to open that box. It's so beautiful.

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Speaker 3: When's your next show? Next?

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Speaker 2: My next podcast? Uh huh, I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Well, then you're fine to eat some of that candy.

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01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 3: Now you'll be out of the hospital and under two

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Speaker 3: or three weeks. I think I'm guessing, Paul.

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Speaker 2: I've had a really wonderful time with you.

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01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate it. I've had a really okay time. No,

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01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 3: I've had a wonderful time all the way. I mean

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Speaker 3: the game it was. I don't know if wonderful is

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01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 3: the word I would use to describe it, but it

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Speaker 3: was certainly. Share you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for doing this. It was just a joy

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01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 2: and listener, this is the end of the podcast. You're,

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01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 2: of course, free to do whatever you want. I am

1224
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 2: releasing control of you. I hope you go off and

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01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 2: make some decent choices throughout your day and possibly return.

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01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: There's no telling what your week will bring. Take care

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01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 2: of yourself. I love you, goodbye.

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01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 3: Here's an idea, though, what if we just change it

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01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 3: up a little bit, take a quick break and come

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Speaker 3: back for the next two hours.

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Speaker 2: Listener, We're going to take a short twenty minute commercial break,

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01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 2: then we'll be back with Paul. I believe another bag

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01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: is in transit to my home. Listener, this is the

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Speaker 2: end of the podcast, Please move on goodbye. I said,

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Speaker 2: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced and

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01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 2: engineered by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and the theme

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01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 2: song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow

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01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 2: the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts, that's

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 2: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1240
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts. Listen

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01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 2: and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me.

1242
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 2: And why not leave a review while you're there. It's

1243
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 2: really the least you could do, considering everything I do

1244
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 2: for you. And if you're interested in advertising on the show,

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01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 2: go to midrol dot com slash ads.

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Speaker 1: Helln did you hear funo man? Myself perfectly clear? But

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01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: you're I guess to my home. You gotta come to

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01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: me empty And I said, no, guess, your own presence

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01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: is presence enough. I already had too much stuff, So

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Speaker 1: how do

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Speaker 3: You dare to surb me